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agreement, because we don't know what they've signed. we expect that news conference within the next 90 minutes. we will be breaking into programming and tracking all the developments on our twitter feed. before we go, first thing out the gate in the morning, everyone lining up beginning at 6:30 a.m. what's it going to look out outside? >> we've got a great forecast. might need a light jacket to start from about 6:00 to 8:00, temperatures in the upper 50s to low 60s. 11:00 a.m., 72. by 2:00 p.m., 79 and sunny. >> bring sunscreen if you're going out there or just tune in to us. we'll be broadcasting the parade live. thanks for joining us. have a great night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jim parsons, marlon wayans, alex ovechkin and braden holtby,
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musical guest, the smashing pukins. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 8-8-1! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you very much, everybody welcome! hey! wow, wow, wow, what a crowd right there. welcome everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, you're here. [ cheers and applause ] i feel good, i missed you guys. you guys, it is "jurassic world" week here at the show.
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[ cheers and applause ] that's right. "jurassic world" is a movie about wild creatures trapped on an island. or as singapore calls that, "a little too close to home." [ laughter and applause ] that's right, tonight in singapore, trump and north korean leader kim jong-un finally came face to face. or in kim's case, more like face to belly button. [ laughter ] but still -- there's -- a lot riding on this meeting. last night, kim spent hours prepart thing, wsame time trump was in bed waiting for "spongebob" to perform on the tonys. [ laughter ] "how does squidward have four legs? i can't believe it." before the meeting, a reporter asked trump how long it would take him to know if kim was serious about a deal. take a look at trump's response. >> how long do you think will it take you to figure out whether he's serious about giving up -- >> that's a good question, how long will it take? i think within the first minute, i'll know. >> how? >> just my touch, my feel. that's what i do. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: when he heard that, kim jong-un was like, "let's have this meeting somewhere in public." [ laughter ] huh? what do you think about outside somewhere people can see us. [ laughter and applause ] well, at the g7 summit trump started fighting with canada over trade. in response, one of justin trudeau's former advisers called trump a a pathetic little man child on twitter. when jeff sessions heard that, he was like, "did somebody say 'little man child'? that's what trump calls me. sorry if no one actually said that, my hearing is very fuzzy." [ ughter ] then john bolton was like, "did someone say 'very fuzzy'? because that's what trump calls me. [ laughter ] sorry if no one actually said that. my hearing is bad, plain and simple." [ light laughter ] then mike pence was like, "did somebody say 'plain and simple'? because that's what trump calls me. sorry if no one actually said that. my mistake." [ light laughter ] then don, jr. was like, "did someone say 'mistake'? 'cause that's what dad calls me. [ laughter and applause ] anyway, if someone is using mean nicknames, they're going toupee."
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and finally donald trump was like, "did someone say 'toupee'?" [ laughter ] [ applause ] just get your hearing checked! they couldn't hear -- they couldn't hear anything. >> steve: they couldn't hear anything! >> jimmy: no. finally, this weekend, the tampa bay rays were playing the seattle mariners when two players on the rays wound up running into each other in a a way that i've never seen before. nobody was hurt, but it got a a little awkward. check this out. >> pops it up. that ball might stay playable. gomez on the run. >> ooh! >> gets there. gomez. through all of that -- [ audience ohs ] that will retire the side. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] jimmy: four balls, one strike. [ laughter ] you guys, we have a great show. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sounding great. nice to see you, roots. great to see you, higgins, good to see everybody. i missed you. we've been on break for two weeks. >> steve: two weeks. >> jimmy: we had two weeks off. actually, i've been very, very busy in that two weeks. i had a great time. i had the honor of giving the commencement address at marjorie stoneman douglas high school. >> steve: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: and i -- [ cheers and applause ] it was very -- so, it was very t it wasre, d i just -- i got to make them laugh a so even the fact that i just got to make them laugh, it's a a step forward. even though it's a baby step, it's a step forward. my thank you to principal thompson. this principal is fantastic. ty thompson. he is so happy with his job. he is just so happy to be principal, and he loves -- he's like a real life mr. belding. he really is, like, happy, like -- he is so proud of the kids, and i just love the guy so much. i want to thank him. i want to thank all the faculty
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and the students. it was amazing day, and i'll -- [ cheers and applause ] i'll never forget it. what else did i do? i went to the belmont stakes. it wasievae. i saw mike smith win on justify. he won the triple crown. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: it was insane. it was great. [ applause ] i went to andy cohen -- my friend andy cohen turns 50 years old. he had a 50th birthday bash, and it was unbelievable. it was -- it was great. it was at this place called "the pool". you ever heard of the place? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: yeah. i think it's -- [ laughter ] it was great. marc shaiman was there, played piano. he's just unbelievable, guy's great. so everyone got up and sang songs. sarah jessica parker was great. everyone was fantastic. but i walk in, i see andy. i say hi. but i walk in. then i make eye contact with henry winkler. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: the fonz himself. yeah, and i'm freaking out, i'm i'like -- and he's so cool. and i just looked at him, and i -- he didn't say it, but i kind of said, like -- "ayy."
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[ laughter ] >> steve: he didn't say it. >> jimmy: he didn't really say it, but he was like -- >> steve: but -- >> jimmy: he kind of said -- he said it with his eyes. and i just went over to him and i hugged him a little bit too long. [ laughter ] and i did that and i talked his ear off, i talked to him and his beautiful wife stacey for like a half hour. i just bothered them, asked them all sorts of great questions. they were so much fun. have you seen him on "barry"? on that show on hbo? >> steve: bill hader's show? >> jimmy: bill hader's show. yeah. >> steve: he is fantastic. >> jimmy: if henin doesn't win a emmy award for his role on "barry," them there's something wrong with the system. >> steve: yeah. then i spent a lot of time with my kids. i went swimming with them and did all sorts of fun stuff like that. then i went out to dinner with my wife, and i texted lin-manuel miranda. i said, "dude, i have an idea. do you want to do this thing, do you want to get in a boat tomorrow? like a kayak and just double kayak around? and do something fun for instagram or something?" and i'll shave my beard into like a goatee and we'll call it "two goats in a boat." [ laughter ] anyways, this is me and lin-man -- lin-manuel miranda in "two goats on a boat." "in a boat."
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check it out. >> that's a pretty decent goat. wish i had someone to share it with. ♪ i one goat on a boat going for a summer float i wish i had another goat two goats in a boat ♪ [ laughter and applause ] ♪ we're just two goats in a boat two goats in a boat ♪ ♪ goats down to our throats two goats in a boat under the bridge hitting notes ♪ ♪ two goats ia trying to think of senior quotes ♪ >> have a great summer! ♪ two goats in a boat two goats in a boat ♪ ♪ wearing our winter coats two goats in a boat sometimes we put our coats in our totes ♪ ♪ two goats in a boat [ laughter ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: choreography! that is some great choreography right there. lin-manuel miranda right there. [ cheers and applause ] that's my wife nancy directing that. so i want to thank my wife, nancy and vanessa. [ cheers and applause ] thank you vanessa for directing that. guys, it is jurassic week here on "the tonight show." the new movie "jurassic world: fallen kom" -- "fallon kingdom," get it? >> steve: nice! >> jimmy: yeah. >> stevenice! >> jimmy: see what i did? word play. it comes out june 22nd. we'll be celebratinghahere on the show l ek. on thursday, chris pratt will be here to talk about the movie. [ cheers and applause ] he and i are going to do something fun. then on friday, bryce dallas howard will also be stopping by from the movie. [ cheers and applause ] plus, john travolta will be here this week! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and christina aguilera will be here. it's going to be a great week. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be fun. but first, we have a fantastic
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show tonight. from the broadway play "the boys in the band" and the new move "a kid like jake," jim parsons is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] love the guy. plus, he is the star of "marlon," premiering this thursday, right here on nbc. marlon wayans is stopping by. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: funny dude. >> steve: funny dude. >> jimmy: and these guys just won the first stanley cup for the washington capitals. alex ovechkin and braden holtby are here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and i think they brought the stanley cup with them. i'm just saying, yeah. it's going to be a fun night. and here with their first new music in 18 year-- turn your tvs up right now. the smashing pumpkins are here this evening. >> stes ar: here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] guys, are so excited about "jurassic world: fallen kingdom" here.
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it comes out next week. i've seen all the "jurassic park" movies. but i've been meaning to rewatch them so i can get up to speed before the new ones come out. >> tariq: uh >> jimmy: and i get -- >> tariq: i can get you up to speed, jimmy. >> jimmy: wait, w -- what? [ light laughter ] you mean, you're going to rap a a recap of the "jurassic park" movies so i'm all caught up? >> tariq: that's exactly what i mean. check it out. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ let's start with the first film i'll tell you what i know ♪ ♪ hammond is the man demanding bringing back dinos he opens up a box there ain't nobody to veto ♪ ♪ the plan to resurrect them with the blood of mosquitoes ♪ ♪ there's raptors in the kitchen but i don't want to spoil it ♪ ♪ just know the lawyer gets eaten on a toilet this couldn't happen twice well yep i'm afraid so ♪ ♪ that mean t. rex makes a quest to san diego he goes on a rampagety iso doom♪ ♪ but here to save the day third time's the charm soum get ready for chase scenes ♪ ♪ dr. grant is back thelp will maciah. 14 years later and it's onto the next ♪ hybrid
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called indominus rex e boys jump into a gyrosphere ♪ ♪ their chances are flimsy even though they watch the video for safety with jimmy ♪ ♪ so claire and owen grady getting in on the action while pterosaurs are flying down and trying ♪ ♪ to grab them what have we learned well the kingdom has fallen ♪ ♪ and maybe hold it in if nature is callin' ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is what i'm talking about. that is tariq trotter all day. yeah, that's right! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ my gosh. tariq trotter! stick around, we'll be right back with jim parsons, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ music: "bygones" by oliver ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest -- i ve this guy. he is an emmy winning actor who you can see in the broadway play "the boys in the band," which is at the bo through august 11th. he also stars in the new movie "a kid like jake," which is in theaters and on demand now. please welcome jim parsons, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: that is -- look at that. come on. standing-o, they love you. we love you. come on. >> don't pity me. >> jimmy: jim parsons. no, please. >> don't pity me. >> jimmy: you know what i wanted to talk to you about is congratulations. you got married since i've seen you last. >> i did! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that's weird. i can't believe it's been that that long since i've been here. >> jimmy: how long is it -- have you been married? >> over a year now. it was last may in this very building on the -- >> jimmy: on the rainbow room? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: oh, it's a beautiful place. >> it is fantastic. it was really neat. however, we picked it because the view is so iconic and wonderful and it rained all day. [ light laughter ] complete cloud coverage for the entire wedding. towards the end of the night it cleared up and the lights finally came on and i'm like, well, okay. that's, you know, whatever. >> jimmy: you could have been anywhere. >> literally could have been in a basement somewhere for a a majority of the evening. [ laughter ] i'm glad we spent the money and got rainbow room instead. no, it was wonderful. >> jimmy: did you --
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>> i had a wonderful time. shockingly so. i'm not big in to events. i don't like big gathering. but this one was very fun. >> jimmy: another big deal, you received a glad award. >> i did. >> jimmy: which congratulations on that. >> thank you. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] a good gay. >> jimmy: did you say a good gay? >> i'm a good gay. >> jimmy: yes you are. >> apparently that's what they said. i don't know if they always feel it. >> jimmy: but i love that -- 'cause i saw the speech. i don't know how i saw the speech, but i saw your speech online and you thank -- you mentioned britney spears. >> britney -- well britney was getting an award that night too. yeah, it was true, i found out that i was getting this and i found out britney was getting one the same night and i was like, this is so weird. i have the oddest connection to britney -- not that she would know it, but when i was auditioning for grad schools back in the late '90s i guess it was, "baby one more time" came out. and just in that weird way of where you draw inspiration from, i was getting ready and trying to get focused for these auditions for these schools and something about that song and especially that video really
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worked for me. obviously not in a sexual way, but -- i'm a good gay. [ laughter ] but there was something inspirational. and i just -- >> jimmy: of "hit me baby one more time?" >> it was just her in that catholic schoolgirl uniform marchin' down that hallway with all the confid -- i was like, yeah go out and kill it! go get it! >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i got into school and i eventually got a career. and so i give a lot of credit for my acting career to britney. >> jimmy: is that right? >> well, i mean you know. >> jimmy: well, thank you britney spears. does she know ? >> thank you, britney. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah, well i mean -- >> weird stuff. and look where it led. >> jimmy: look where it led. here you are on broadway. >> thanks. >> jimmy: "the boys in the band." [ cheers and applause ] congrats on this. at the booth theatre. what a cast. >> it's incredible. it really is. >> jimmy: what is the play about for anyone that -- >> this is -- this is the 50th anniversary of a play written 1968, which you can do math. you already knew that. it's one of the first plays or any form of entertainment that took real intimate --
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fictionalized, but intimate look inside the lives of gay men. and they all gather -- they're all gay men who gather in the apartment of my character for the party of zach quinto's character birthday party. and you see how they behave with one another and things get a little dark. but it was just -- it was a a real unique, and like i say, one of the first intimate looks inside the lives of gay people back then. >> jimmy: and how would one get -- like, the play's set basically in an apartment. >> yeah. >> jimmy: lot of dialogue. >> yeah. : j injured would you say? >> curtain call. [ light laughter ] curtain call. >> jimmy: what happened? >> i stepped off -- there's a a sunken living room, not to spoil anything, but there's a a sunken living room -- >> jimmy: that's the big twist. >> the big reveal. [ laughter ] and we went out for curtain call. >> jimmy: sunken living room. >> and we stand at this pose to bow, and i was in charge of taking the step down to lead us and i literally, i stepped down and i went -- and i was down and i was like -- i didn't hurt, but i
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was like this. and my body did this -- i wasn't in pain, but any time i tried to put my foot down, it would get yanked back up by my knee. i was like -- i hopped down to curtain call, and i joined hands -- i'm between -- who am i between? andrew rannells and zachary quinto and we went to take a bow and i looked at zach and i went, i can't do this. and i hopped back and i went off stage and then went to the er and it was broken. >> jimmy: you broke your foot? >> i broke my foot. i tore a ligament. >> jimmy: it didn't change the -- or did you add that into your character? does he have a -- >> well, we did a -- at first, i was using the boot and the cane and then i got to just a boot and we stored the -- >> jimmy: i heard about the cane, yeah. >> yes, we stored canes in strategic places across the theater in case i, you know, like i feel unsteady. i can go to a closet and grab a a cane and start -- which wouldn't be distracting at all. but anyways. >> jimmy: we thought actually, because i heard about this cane story. >> oh, jesus. >> jimmy: and we just thought >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: this is -- your name is engraved. [ applause ] >> no. >> jimmy: jp, and the date of the play.
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>> oh, no! >> jimmy: the date of the play and "boys in the band" is engraved on the side. >> this is so moving. >> jimmy: and if you feel like >> shut your mouth. [ laughter ] no! >> jimmy: skittles. >> oh my god! >> jimmy: all these skittles, a a rainbow of flavors. all the skittles you wfo you. [ applause ] >> this is a broadway miracle. >> jim: is is a broadway miracle. >> every actor should go with a a cane in every part. >> jimmy: yes. look at this. >> i like it. [ cheers and applause ] and you can gesture with it and ge like, sit down. back in your seat. >> jimmy: all right, well we got to take the skittles out for that. w. oh, yeah. >> jimmy: it's a rain stick. let's talk about "a kid like jake." this film, which was beautifully done. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: well acted and -- >> they are very good. >> jimmy: oh, skittles -- >> once you taste the rainbow, it's really hard to continue on. [ laughter ]
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aren't they though? they make you feel good. jimmy: they make you feel good. >> god, i love sugar. >> jimmy: claire danes -- >> claire danes. >> jimmy: phenomenal. priyanka chopra. but this is a tricky subject. i thought it was very, very interesting. basically, you and claire have a kid that is going into kindergarten. and you are sure, don't even know how to explain it -- >> well, we are --e're not thinking much of anything in terms of what the subject of the movie is about as parents. but when we are applying to these kindergartens and we want financial aid to help us get to a good school, we apply for these scholarships and octavia spencer plays -- >> jimmy: octavia spencer. >> yeah, she's incredible. she plays the director of his preschool where he has been and she suggests to claire's character that we should maybe capitalize on jake's gender variant play and how much he enjoys dressing up a a princess. and she is like, you know, he is unique. he's special and these schools they want diversity, and he is a unique guy, a unique kid. and it kind of snowballs for us
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and makes us, for the first time ever, look at our kid and go, well, that was just jake. thust at jo he was. and now we are kind of looking and going, is there something we need to be doing? is there something -- should we label him? is there some step we should take? and it kind of snowballs and it makes us protective. >> jimmy: should you label him going into kindergarten. he doesn't know. he's just being himself. >> he's just being him. >> jimmy: it's beautifully done. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip. here's jim parsons and octavia spencer in "a kid like jake." take a look at this. >> he asked once -- we were having dinner, and he asked, why boys can't wear skirts, you know, because girls can wear pants. >> what did you tell him? >> we told him the tth, i guess, which is there is no good reason really. but then i mentioned that in scotland men wear kilts, which are kind of like skirts. we googled imaged kilts, looked at some pictures, and he wasn't very impressed.
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>> so you didn't tell him there are men who do wear dresses in our culture? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jim parsons, everyone. "a kid like jake" is in theaters and on demand now. also go see "the boys in the band." we'll be right back with marlon wayans, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ooh-wee, grab an umbrella kids 'cause dad's gonna make it rain "tre tres". he's saying he's gonna score a bunch of three-pointers on you. yeah, we ball til we fall. there are multiples on the table: one is cash, rocket mortgage by quicken loans makes the complex simple. understand the details and get approved in as few as eight minutes. by america's largest mortgage lender. are those my shorts?
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, welcome back. our next guest is a very, very funny man. his hit show, "marlon" returns to nbc this thursday at 9:00 p.m. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome marlon wayans. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: you doing the backpack dance? you doing the backpack dance? >> yeah, did y'all just rip "marti off and do "marlon?" >> jimmy: yeah, yeah! ♪ marlon come on. >> all right, fine, anybody got it -- [ laughter ] oh, man, i was -- listen -- how you all doing, roots? we good? >> jimmy: yeah! >> i'm mad at you. >> jimmy: now what'shat? >> i love you, but i'm mad at you. >> jimmy: now why would you ever be mad at me? >> because you had the boat and the goat and you couldn't invite the brother along on the boat with you? [ laughter ] like i was like looking -- i grew my hair on my face. i was like, "i can shave a a little. it'll look like i was pushing a a fire, but it'll grow." [ laughter ] i was like, "i could have been a boat too." >> jimmy: there's only two goats -- it was a two man -- >> it could have been three! but actually no i'm glad you didn't, 'cause i don't really like the water and it would have been like -- [ laughter ] the goat on the boat and oh, the brother don't float. and i -- [ laughter and applause ]
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sounds like a trick, don't it? huh? >> jimmy: i would never do that to you. >> plus i ain't getting on that- i thought e at was like, oh -- i was like, "jimmy's my boy." i was like, "yo, they swagging." then i seen the old cheesy ass little boat, i said, "uh-uh." [ laughter ] excuse me but i want to be on the yacht like jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right -- when i do a yacht, we'll do goats on a a boat. >> all right, you promise? >> jimmy: i promise you. man, i love you. >> and i look at -- 'cause i'm happy for you, you got a little vacation face, you got color in your skin, you got your little hulk hogan tan. look at you. [ laughter ] you think he's -- look like you just stayed out there just long enough where it's like, "oh, okay, that's starting to burn." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my hulk hogan tan, come on, man. >> i just came from a -- 'cause i was in -- while you had your little vacation, i was in cleveland. >> jimmy: oh, yeah? >> it had about three people at my show because they love lebron apparently out there. >> jimmy: oh, that's right. [ laughter ] >> and that whole situation kind of made me mad, you know, because i watched lebron work so hard. you know, that man, he has so many points. 51 points, eight rebounds -- >> jimmy: he's unbelievable. >> eight assists and y still lose the game? >> jimmy: yeah.
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>> his reaction, when j.r. did that, everybody's reaction was like, "what are you doing l?" i mean and the thing is like i look and i go, "you put him with -- what he's doing is incredible, 'cause he's playing like literally by himself." he could play with any five guys. he could pick a homeless dude off the -- and go, "you want to play?" "yeah, i'm down. what position i'm in?" [ laughter ] he could ask the roots. say, "you want to play?" quest would be like, "yeah, i'm down." [ laughter ] hey, crackhead, you want to get in? "yeah! just pay me five dollars a a season!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's -- >> and you can't beat these -- it makes me mad because i feel like golden state is like cheating at this point, 'cause, you know, they too good. it's like it's not even golden state m kevin durant joined the damn "space jam" monstars. [ laughter and applause ] he joined the monstars. >> jimmy: the monstars. >> then you got steph curry who is like genetically made in a a laboratory. [ laughter ] how you dribble like a brother and shoot like a white boy? i'm sorry. [ laughter ] like, nah, nah, we ain't having
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it. me and my people, we ain't having it. >> jimmy: but you have a lot to look forward to. this is very exciting. this thursday is season premiere of "marlon." >> yes. >> jimmy: season two, congratulations -- >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: right here on nbc. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: this'll be great. also, it's your daughter's graduation. >> yes. on the same day my daughter is graduating. she's going to usc and i was very -- >> jimmy: holy, mack -- my baby. [ cheers and applause ] you got to be proud. >> i'm very proud of her. i walked the campus erythi and i seen like the cafeteria's nice. that's important, 'cause they had like real good food. like good food inside this -- >> jimmy: what do they have at usc? >> well, see, i went to public school, we didn't have that. we had -- they l >> jimmy: i remember that and the cherry was like -- >> yeah, it was like dragonfruit and all kinds -- i was just so proud. and then the ladies that was serving the food was actually good looking, 'cause i remember going to public school and college and they, nuh-uh, them ladies -- you know them ladies that sit there and say, "what you want?" she got that mayonnaise on her mouth, "what you want?"
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[ laughter ] "uh, nothing." "what you want? you want some mashed potatoes?" [ laughter ] "no thank you." >> jimmy: mashed potatoes. >> and then so i walked the campus and i got -- i thought it was a wonderful thing and i'm so proud of her. and then i seen the tuition -- [ laughter ] and i was like, "you may want to go to usc-c-c-c-c." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: usc community college? >> community college is a good education and it's community there, baby girl. >> jimmy: usc-c-c-c-c. >> and i'm looking forward to -- 'cause she's graduating and when they graduate i like to do this thing where i embarrass them. so my daughter goes -- she goes gets her diploma, i'm going to yell, "i knew you were going to be somebody! i knew you were smart! not dumb like your momma said, i knew it!" [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you wod never do that. you were never -- ah, no. >> i do it -- i've done it e s much that if i ever win an oscar, i know they going to do the same thing to me. "i knew you could act, daddy! i knew you wasn't a dumbass like all the directors said!" [ laughter and applause ]
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>> jimmy: congratulations to her. i know -- i know she's got a a proud dad. >> yes. >> jimmy: and let's talk about "marlon." >> yes. >> jimmy: to catch people up, what has happened -- it's a a tricky good show and who's your co-star again? i know- >> essence atkins. >> jimmy: essence atkins. >> diallo riddle who is a a good -- >> jimmy: oh, he's fantastic. >> used to be a writer here. and it's great having him on the set, 'cause it's like having another writer. he's like always pitching me stuff. "what do you think if i do this?" i'm like, "oh, god, just act, will ya?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he'll have to write and act, yeah. but you -- >> this year, the show, we're taking it to a different direction. last year was like dealing with divorce, now it's dealing with how do you be friends with your ex. and this year, i try to wingman with her and, you know, it's like how do you evolve? 'cause our show is not about divorce, it's about a family that's breaking up, but at the same time, how do you keep your family together? because it's important to always have love no matter what your situation in your life is with your ex. you made them babies, you might as well be family and raise them and have a good time. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] i want to show everyone a clip. here's marlon wayans in the
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season premiere of "marlon." take a look at this. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, it looks bad, oh, oh, oh, oh! oh he. could. go. all. the. way. oh! touchdown! ah, game over! oh, you are having a terrible day. you are losing in madden and in life. [ laughter ] >> these controllers are too complicated. i miss colecovision. >> i told you, listen, the triangle makes them jump, the circle makes them spin, and the x makes them kneel during the tional anthem. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: marlon wayans, everybody. season two of "marlon" premieres this thursday night at 9:00 p.m. on nbc. we'll be right back with stanley cup champions, alex ovechkin and braden holtby. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh, you brought butch. yeah! (butch growls at man) he's looking at me right now, isn't he? yup.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by two members of the washington capitals who just won the first stanley cup in the 44 year history of that franchise. let's take a look at that final game. >> game five, the caps looking to win their first stanley cup. >> there it is, boys, right there. >> to ovechkin, he scores. >> we are tied at three -- shot, and they score. the washington capitals are the stanley cup champions. >> there's no one left to beat. [ cheers and applause ] braden holtby. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: come on. welcome and thank you for being here. first of all, congrats on being on the cover of "sports illustrated."
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sorry, braden, but alex got this one. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: is that exciting for you? do you think about, like i don't know, growing up and going, well, i never thought of me on the cover of "sports illustrated" with the stanley cup. >> yeah, it's something pretty cool. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> good looking guy, why not? >> jimmy: i know you are good looking. exactly, yeah. smile for me. i just love that right there. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, exactly. that is what i'm talking about. duyo >> yeah, you know, you work so hard like to get this moment to finally win the stanley cup? and when you reach this moment, you still like can't believe it. and you know. >> jimmy: i've seen videos of you guys celebrating nonstop. which you should. which i would do the same thing if i were you and it's great. but also you have really kind of cool news, you got married and you're expecting a child. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's -- what a a great year. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you.
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>> jimmy: a great year to be you. >> it's a great year. great year. >> jimmy: it's great year to be you. and braden, again, there's always next month. but you know what i'm saying? i don't know how you do it. it's like -- i don't know if you can appreciate what you do. but as a -- as a goalie, watching you, it's like -- you are saving everything. nothing gets in. i mean, you have to have confidence that you have this guy on your team. but they all -- i mean, it's a a lot of pressure on you, as well. >> yeah, i don't know, i usually just close my eyes and hope for the best. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not true at all. no. but is this true? your mom is a famous country singer in canada. is that right? >> yeah, i mean, they always laugh as the years go on, they get more and more famous and better. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> my dad was a hockey player, my mom is -- >> jimmy: the way the story has gone. >> but no, i grew up with music with my mom playing a lot. sos -- you know? >> jimmy: buit's part of your pregame ritual, right? well, tell everyonwh do, 'cause i heard this and i go, there's no way -- of course it's real, but what do you do?
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>> yeah, we -- so in the morning we do our meetings and skate and stuff. so we got a guitar shipped to the rink somehow, and i played it one day and our team services guy, rob tillotson, who literally holds our team together, let me play and we went on a 20 game unbeaten streak. so they let me keep playing. so -- >> jimmy: when is -- [ cheers and applause ] when is the album coming out? >> no, that stays -- >> jimmy: that stays in the locker room? >> people run away when i start playing. we do it more for good luck now. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. well, i have seen you out celebrating with the stanley cup. you guys got together i don't know where this was. was this in d.c., yesterday, do you know what i'm talking about here? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: just jumped in a a fountain. i mean, look at that. come on. [ cheers and applause ] here's what i like about you. is that you are celebrating with the fans. you are celebrating with the crowd.
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you are not like on a yacht somewhere just going, yeah, that's right, we won. you're actually bringing it back to d.c. and down to your fans and celebrating wihose gs. that is pretty cool that you guys do that. 'cause you get to share it with everybody, and they are all proud of you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i heard that you brought the stanley cup with you tonight and we might have a a drink out of it? is that true? >> yeah, let's do it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. ♪ oh, my gosh. this is it. look at that. it's a thing of beauty. all right, well, i'm honored to do this with you guys. this is awesome and i have something that i think will make it even better. this guy made history this weekend at the belmont stakes when he and his horse justify won the triple crown. please welcome, one of the greatest jockeys in horse racing. mike smith, ladies and gentlemen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you.
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>> jimmy: mike smith! come on. [ cheers and applause ] ovi, braden, mike, i have some paper straws.lighlaughter ] here you go. let's do it like that. civilized. ready? on the count of three, let's see how far we can get. one, two, three. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] wait, i think. it's taking too long, it's taking too long. i think you know what you gottao >> yeah, let's do it. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: my thanks to stanley cup champions, alex ovechkin, braden holtby, triple crown winner, mike smith. the smashing pumpkins perform after the break, stick around everybody. yes! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: come on. thank you so much. the smashing pumpkins! [ cheers and applause ] thank you, buddy. thank you, my friend. "the shiny and oh, so bright" tour kicks off next month. we'll be right back, everybody. guh, that was great. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- jake tapper, from "unbreakable kimmy schmidt," actress jane krakowski, music from devin dawson, featuring the 8g band with brian frasier-moore. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ]
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