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>> ahhhh! >> do you recognize the fear? that's today in the bay's bob riddle. he had quite a day checking out the new coaster. the cars ride on a single rail and the passengers sit single file without anyone on either side of you, so you can scream all you want and you won't be bugging anyone. >> i snow somebody that's in. >> we are beth ioth in. >> i thought he was wearing suspenders. the harness is so thin. probably makes it scarier. >> that's going to do it for us. have a good evening. we'll see you tomorrow. bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests --
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chris pratt, christina aguilera, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 884! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness, that is a crowd! that is a great, hot crowd. welcome everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ]
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thank you for being here. guys, today is president trump's 72nd birthday. everyone in the white house hid to jump out and yell "surprise," and while they were hiding they were like, "hey, we found melania." it was great. [ laughter ] but everyone had a great time celebrating. at one point the staff brought out a pinata for trump but the president just deported it. [ laughter ] and you go"no, that's now how you play, man." check this out. a local news station in connecticut does a segment called birthday smiles, and today they featured trump. but i'm not sure they used the best birthday smile photo. watch this. >> thanks for staying with us here on news 12 connecticut. i'm rick holmes. it is time now for some birthday smiles. we start off with -- [ laughter ] a very special birthday. president donald trump. >> jimmy: that is fantastic. [ applause ] that was trump's face when he heard that he wasn't getting a a bouncy castle. [ laughter ] i'm sorry, sir. you're too big, sir. actually, trump decided to make his own video celebrating his birthday.
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he tweeted this out this morning. check this out. >> that was june 14th. my birthday. ♪ ♪ we're gonna party like it's my birthday we're gonna sip bacardi like it's my birthday ♪ ♪ and you know i don't give a [ bleep ] it's not your birthday ♪ >> jimmy: pretty good. that was a little risque. >> steve: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no words. >> steve: i'm shocked. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. some more political news. in november, people in california will vote on whether they want to break the state up in to three smaller states. [ light laughter ] the states would be northern california, southern california, and kardashistan. [ laughter and applause ] i don't know if it's a good idea. this made me laugh. last night on cnn, don lemon was talking to carl bernstein and they tried to do a high five. take a look at how that went. >> i'm very good about -- >> maybe by reporting the truth, we're going to prevail here. >> yes, thank you. give me a high five on that. >> that's what we really ought to -- >> give me a high five on that, carl. [ laughter ] >> reporting the -- that's our job. >> jimmy: that is pretty
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impressive. they ruined the high five and a a thumbs up at the same time. it was very, very rare. guys, this sunday is father's day. so, happy father's day, early. [ cheers and applause ] but with the big day coming up, a lot of people are shopping for the perfect father's day card, and while there are lots of good choices there are also some very unpopular cards out there. for example, this card says, "dad, you taught me everything i know." open up, it says, "that's why i'm so messed up." [ laughter and applause ] this next one says, "this father's day, i'm giving you something you'll love." open it up. "i promise not to touch the thermostat." [ laughter ] and finally this one says, "you're my best friend, my inspiration, and my hero." open it up. "but i'm still not coming over to reset the wifi." [ laughter and applause ] i'm busy, dad. this is very interesting. vaccine researchers in st. louis are offering people $3,500 to be exposed to the flu for research purposes.
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joining us now to talk about that is "tonight show" writer and st. louis native joe firestone. ♪ joe, thank you. hey, joe! thank you for being here. oh, wow. thank you for being here. >> yeah, sure. thanks for having me, jimmy. i'm so happy to represent the lou. we got the arch, we got chuck berry and now we got the paid flu, baby. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. so how do you feel about all this? >> uh, if i'm honest, not good. i mean, i've been living in new york city for years, just getting the flu for free this whole time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. i'm sorry about that. >> yeah, i mean, i'm getting it on the subway, waiting for the subway, on my way out of the subway. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] mostly just the subway. >> yeah, spend a lot of time there. i got a long commute, plus i don't wash my hands. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, have you ever considered using purell or something like that? >> oh, jimmy, i didn't move to new york city to use purell on my hands. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> it's the cheapest alcohol you can get.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> this city's expensive. >> jimmy: so you're not happy with the fact that they're paying people to get the flu in st. louis. >> all i'm saying is equal pay for equal flu. [ light laughter ] if i were to know i could make a living getting the flu in st. louis, i never would have left. instead i moved to new york, city of flu dreams. the flu apple. flu york city. dammit, i should have used that first. >> jimmy: yeah, you should have. yeah, probably, yeah, yeah. >> yeah, i mean, for $3,500, i can start using this purell on my hands. cheers. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. get out of here. you shouldn't be at work. no! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] get out of here. joe firestone, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] drinks purell. terrible. and finally, i saw that applebee's is offering $1 long island iced teas for the entire month of june. so if someone tells you they ju spent $20 at applebee's, get them to a hospital. [ laughter ] you guys, we have a great show. give it up for the roots.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, roots. welcome to the show. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you so much for watching. thank you for being here, we've got a fun show tonight., he stars in one blockbuster after another, including the latest "jurassic world: fallen kingdom," which hits theaters and imax next friday, june 22nd. chris pratt is here tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love that guy. >> steve: he's a delight. the man is a delight. >> jimmy: funny human being, one of the nicest human beings you run into. chris and i are going to talk about "jurassic world." then we're facing off in one of my favorite games, box of lies. [ audience oohs ] can't wait for that, it's gonna be good. plus, her highly anticipated new album, "liberation," comes out -- [ cheers and applause ] at midnight tonight. christina aguilera is stopping by.
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[ cheers and applause ] she is fantastic. she is the real deal, man. we are going to talk to her about the new album. then she's going to perform a a song for all of us. it's going to be fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] "fall in line," christina aguilera. "liberation." guys, as you know, christina aguilera is one of the greatest singers in the world. we love her. so last night she and i decided to do something pretty fun. we put on disguises, went downstairs, and pretended to be buskers in the rockefeller center subway stop. it was very fun. check this out. ♪ >> jimmy: hey guys, i'm re a the 50th street subway station right below rockefeller center with christina aguilera. now we're about to go onto the subway platform and start busking in disguise. no one knows that this is going to happen. nobody knows that it's christina aguilera. let's do this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ you better think think about what you're trying to do to me think ♪ ♪ let your mind go let yourself be free let's go back let's go back ♪ ♪ let's go way on way back when i didn't even know you you couldn't have been ♪ ♪ too much more than ten i ain't no psychiatrist i ain't no doctor with degrees ♪ ♪ it don't take too much high iqs to see what you're doing to me ♪ ♪ you better think let your mind go let yourself be free oh think ♪ ♪ think think let your mind go let yourself be free ♪ ♪ oh freedom freedom freedom freedom ♪ ♪ oh freedom oh freedom hey think about it you think about it ♪ ♪ there ain't nothing you could ask i could answer you but i won't ♪
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♪ i was gonna change but i'm not keep doing things i don't ♪ ♪ oh freedom freedom freedom freedom ♪ ♪ freedom oh freedom ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you, thank you very much. we'd like to do one more song for you if you don't mind right here. first, i'd like to introduce ourselves. my name is -- my name is jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] and this is christina aguilera. [ cheers and applause ] let's do one more song. welcome to new york city. welcome to the subway! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> it's so hot in here. oh, my god. ♪ ♪ ♪ well i thought i knew you thinking that you were true guess i ♪
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♪ i couldn't trust called your bluff time is up 'cause i've had enough ♪ ♪ you were there by my side always down for the ride but your ♪ ♪ joy ride just came down in flames 'cause your greed sold me out in shame ♪ ♪ after all of the fights and the lies yes you wanted to harm me but that won't work anymore baby ♪ ♪ oh no no no they won't 'cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do ♪ ♪ i wouldn't know now how to pull through so i want to say thank you ♪ ♪ 'cause it makes me that much stronger makes me work a little bit harder ♪ ♪ makes me that much wiser thanks for making me a fighter ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ makes me that much stronger makes me work a little bit harder ♪ ♪ makes me that much wiser so thanks for making me a fighter ♪
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♪e >> jimmy: thank you very much! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ christina aguilera! >> thank you! >> jimmy: thank you very much. goodbye now! >> jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: christina aguilera,. [ cheers and applause ] i love you, man. stick around. we'll be right back with chris pratt, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ with t-mobile, the whole family can stay connected with new iphones. which is great, unless your parents thought you were studying. aren't exams this week? somebody's busted. right now, at t-mobile, buy an iphone 8, get an iphone 8 on us. all on america's best unlimited network. only at t-mobile.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by a big time movie star. he is the anchor of "the lego movie," "guardians of the galaxy," and of course, "jurassic world" which has a a second installment called "jurassic world: fallen kingdom" opening in theaters and imax next friday, june 22nd. please welcome back to the show, chris pratt, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: chris pratt in the house! >> i didn't time that right. >> jimmy: are you feeling the love? >> i'm feeling the love. >> jimmy: you have to feel the love. >> what a good crowd! >> jimmy: here, thank you, buddy. >> yeah! >> jimmy: thank you for being here. >> are you kidding me? thanks for having me. >> jimmy: i wanna get to talking about the movie and everything like that. but, i really want to talk -- before that, i want to say congratulations, and i'm very like proud of you because you are getting, you are going -- the mtv movie and tv awards. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you are getting the mtv generation award. >> generation award. >> jimmy: isn't that great? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's a pat on the back for you there. >> thank you. thank you so much. >> jimmy: what does that mean to you? >> i mean, a lot. it really does. i want -- i was honored with an award a couple of years ago, like an action star award, and i was like, "oh, that's fun." and i went and made a speech,
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and it was fun and funny. but this -- the generation award, i have been thinking about it nonstop since i heard. [ light laughter ] i -- i mean it, because like, it's basically saying all right chris, you have permission to say a minute worth of wisdom to the new generation. and honestly, like, right now, we were just talking about this back stage, there's like not -- you know, there's this mr. rogers documentary that just came out. >> jimmy: oh, it's fantastic. >> and there's like so -- i don't know. i think we need people to step up and share some positive -- positive light on this young, new, amazing generation, and it's me. so i'm your last hope. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're the -- you're the new mr. rogers? >> i hope so. good luck. >> jimmy: you had such a great year, i know you have been all around the world, but you were in "avengers: infinity war." >> yeah. >> jimmy: which has crushed the box office. continues to crush. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then all these -- whole lot of coincidences started happening. >> whoa.
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>> jimmy: here's you with the comic book. >> yeah, look at this. >> jimmy: can you explain this story, now? >> yeah, you've got to hear this story. >> jimmy: all right. >> so this is me, just recently, around christmas time, and i have here the comic book, "the infinity gauntlet." >> jimmy: okay. >> okay, when i was a kid, i was collecting comic books. i was about 13 years old, but i actually loved comic books, but i didn't have any, because they were -- they were expensive, you know. it was like five bucks a piece or something. my friends travis and forrest, they collected wolverine and punisher, and they each had a a number one. and i was like, you got to get a number one because i thought a number one comic book, that's going to put you through college one day. [ light laughter ] if you have the number one then you'll sell it for $10,000 one day, and you'll be set for life. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, i went -- i went to bingo with my mom. [ laughter ] and this story. >> jimmy: as kids do. >> as one does. >> jimmy: yes. as one does. >> accompanied mom to the gambling hall. >> jimmy: a little bingo time. >> and she let me play, and i picked my own numbers, for one game, the pick eight, i could play. and i won $300 and i went and i spent it all on comic books, just blew the entire check, and i got all these number ones,
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including this one, right here, "the infinity gauntlet." >> jimmy: which is -- >> which is like a really crucial story element in the "infinity war" film, so my brother dug that up and he was like, dude, did you know we have -- you bought that comic book when you were a kid. and so, this is where it starts to get weird. i was in london, and i was at this bellator mma fight, have you ever -- it's like a -- kinda like a mma, kind of like the ufc, a big fight. >> jimmy: yep. >> and this guy -- >> jimmy: you're into that, you love it. >> i love that stuff, yeah. and these guys just beat the crap out of each other, i was having the time of my life. i was sitting next to 50 cent, it was like, my life is so awesome. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> they were playing 50 cent, and i was sitting next to him. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: was he going to the music or was he just -- >> yeah, i just looked at him and i was like, they're playing your music. he's like, yeah, i know that's my music. [ light laughter ] and -- but i was just having the time of my life. and the guy who won, this champion, named michael "venom" page comes out and they bring him an infinity gauntlet, and they slide it on his hand and he's the victor. and he looks and notices me, and points to me, outside of the cage.
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and meanwhile 50 cent is playin and 50 nt is rit next to me. ught[ light ] and the guy's got an infinity gauntlet, and it was like deja vu. it was one of those moments where your life and your destiny intersect. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean -- >> and i -- and it was just the craziest thing. i thought for certain i was going to wake up. >> jimmy: look it -- where would you just have something like this lying around. >> he didn't know i was going to be there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he did not know. >> didn't know. and i was like, honestly, i -- part of me in that moment was like, oh, crap. [ light laughter ] this is a dream. [ light laughter ] this whole thing's been a a dream. i'm going to wake up living in a tent. [ laughter ] and this whole 20 years has been a dream. >> jimmy: yeah. >> a big fever dream. an awesome dream, i'd be so gutted if i woke up and it was gone. >> jimmy: your dream is like, you got "parks and rec." >> i got "parks and rec," yeah. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, i moved to -- i moved to hollywood. >> jimmy: moved to hollywood. >> the whole thing wouldn't -- it makes sense, it could still happen. you, i'd be like, the guy from "snl" was hosting the show that johnny carson used to host.
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>> jimmy: the guy that laughed at himself his entire life is now hosting "the tonight show." >> yeah, he's now hosting "the tonight show." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love that you created us. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love that you created a back career for my career. it's a very good -- >> it's a good dream. >> jimmy: let's talk "jurassic world" which is called fallon kingdom, which is very nice of you. >> it's fallen so -- >> jimmy: well, it's close enough. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: fallen, fallon. i actually thought of a cool nickname for "jurassic world." you ready? >> yeah, i'm ready. >> jimmy: j-wo. >> whoa. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not bad right. >> j-wo. >> jimmy: j-wo. >> i'm never going to call it anything else. >> jimmy: the new j-wo's coming out. right? >> besides j-wo. >> jimmy: you've got to call it j-wo, dude. >> yeah. >> jimmy: there's a new j-wo coming out. >> this is j-wo, two. >> jimmy: yes, exactly. j-wo two's coming. >> j-wo two. that's going to catch on. >> jimmy: a good one, right? >> that's really good. >> jimmy: i give higgins credit for it, but either way. >> oh, nice, nice, dude that's -- >> jimmy: yeah, but let's talk about this. because these are giant, giant, giant, movies. >> yeah. >> jimmy: they're so much fun, there's so much action, and you actually gave a couple sneak peeks on your instagram, if you follow chris pratt. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and one, you said, there's a very awesome sneak peek of a section of the film
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that you called shanghai motorcycle. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and let's just take a a look at that clip. >> yeah, it's really good. >> jimmy: this is an exclusive from the -- ♪ >> jimmy: this is fantastic, yeah. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, it's -- that on an imax screen. >> dude -- >> jimmy: wow. that's what i'm talking about. >> you see where every dollar went. [ light laughter ] when you see that, you know why these movies cost so much. >> jimmy: i love that you did that, but then i also -- i also love what's -- made me laugh is there's a a behind the scenes of you -- of the making of shanghai motorcycle. >> yeah, this is on my instagram, yeah, you can see this, @prattprattpratt. >> jimmy: here's the behind the scenes. this is the making of -- ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] [ motorcycle sound ] [ light laughter ]
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>> jimmy: there it is. >> that's the movie. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the movie. >> that's the movie. [ motorcycle sound ] >> did my own stunts. >> jimmy: wow! that's how they do it. the secret. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: the secret move of a a moving car. i didn't even think about that. >> yeah, no, that's all cg. >> jimmy: oh, it is. oh perfect, yeah -- >> yeah, i was on a stage. >> jimmy: tell us what we have to look forward to in this film, "jurassic world: fallen kingdom." >> well, it's, you know, the sequel to "jurassic world." it's been three years. i just saw it the other day for the first time. i'd seen an early cut, maybe four months ago. it's so good. i'm so happy with it. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> it is so awesome. it's really, really cool. it's, there's a volcano that's exploding, and all the dinosaurs have been left to fend for themselves. the park is shut down and bryce -- bryce's character, claire feels really bad and kind of uses her settlement money to put together this like dinosaur protection group, and says like, we have to save these animals. they're essentially endangered species. we can't just let them die and half the world is like, i think you should just let them die. [ light laughter ] and -- and then she puts together a a team and goes back to try to
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extract some of the dinosaurs and that's like the first, maybe third to first half of the movie is just getting the dinosaurs off the island. and it's this amazing natural disaster, this extinction level event happening, it's really action packed. and then it goes off the island and becomes more of a confined kind of -- it's a really cool like horror film inside of like an enchanted castle. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's almost like a a haunted -- >> it's like a haunted mansion horror film and it's -- the director, j.a. bayona is really, really good at this kind of a movie. he does like great suspense, it has an awesome score and then in the end it opens up the door to kind of show you what can happen in the future with jurassic, and it's just mind blowing, i think like it's really exciting. >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ] let's see a clip from the new movie, here is chris pratt in "jurassic world: fallen kingdom" in theaters and imax next friday, check it out. [ cheers and applause ] [ dinosaur noises ] ♪
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[ dinosaur noises ] >> don't fall in! [ dinosaur noises ] oh! ♪ >> jimmy: chris pratt right there! [ cheers and applause ] chris pratt and i are playing "box of lies" after the break, stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ at&t gives you more for your thing. your getting serious thing. that moving out of the friend zone, moving in together and getting two of everything thing. those fur babies preparing you for real babies thing. that one for me, one for you, us together for the rest of everything. buy one iphone 8 and get one iphone 8 on us.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to "the tonight show." we are hanging out with chris pratt right here. [ cheers and applause ] pratt, pratt, pratt. his new movie "jurassic world: fallen kingdom", j-wo, is in theaters and imax.
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[ light laughter ] >> can you get me out of here. >> jimmy: i'm going to get -- i love you, you didn't do anything wrong, man. chris and i are about to face off in a game of box of lies. [ cheers and applause ] now here's how it works. upstage are nine mystery boxes containing objects no one has ever seen before. we'll play three rounds. chris, why don't you pick the rst box, box, box. [ audience shouting ] >> four? it's like "the price is right." >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers ] here's my first hint there. how much does the box weigh? seems like not much. >> 125 pounds. >> jimmy: 125 pounds. >> i'm very strong. >> jimmy: all right. [ humming ] [ light laughter ]
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>> jimmy: okay. now, you can either lie about this, or you could tell the truth, it's up to you. tell me what the object is, or you can tell me, you can tell me what the object -- >> is this real? >> jimmy: no, look at me. all right. >> this is a small diorama of little people, dwarves. >> jimmy: dwarves. >> engaging in -- >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> no, stretching. yoga. [ light laughter ] and they're all wearing hats. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, so you are telling me -- you're telling me that what is in front of you -- [ light laughter ] is a diorama of sorts, which is
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something i normally would make in a shoe box, perhaps, maybe when i was growing up, which is maybe why you thought of that, because we have a box and you thought of a shoe box, and then made up a lie about a diorama, which makes me think, chris pratt, you lie! >> sucker! [ cheers and applause ] [ foghorn ] >> jimmy: that was well done. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that was well done. you reeled me right in, man, that was good. which one am i going for? [ audience shouting ] perfect. six it is, perfect, not one person yelled six. there we go. [ light laughter ] >> oh, wow, that must be very heavy. you are trying to hide how heavy it is. >> jimmy: oh. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ]
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well. well, i wouldn't be surprised if you had one of these at home. [ laughter ] i got to be honest. a vibrating jell-o mold of jeff goldblum. [ laughter ] >> i think you're telling the truth. >> jimmy: you were right. i am. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you think i would make that up? i don't know how our writers come up with these things. >> i do have one of those at home. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have two of them, because they are just so much fun. alright. chris, you're up. >> okay, my turn. [ audience shouting ] >> jimmy: man, you are good at this game, man oh, man. all right.
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i think it was heavy, but you acted like it was light. [ light laughter ] all right. oh, he is not even looking, that's interesting. then i'm assuming you are lying. if you are not even looking at it. >> i'll tell you what it is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: an interesting move, i have never seen this before. okay. >> oh. >> jimmy: ooh. >> is that real? he said that about the last one, okay. >> i don't think it's very nice to do this to this thing. maybe it's an omnivorous creature, but it's -- >> jimmy: are you trying use big words to trick me? [ light laughter ] gosh. >> it's a skull, and it's bedazzled, i think it might be a raccoon, or it could be maybe a fox. but -- >> jimmy: is it a herbivore or
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a carnivore? >> no, it's got pointy teeth. so i think it's -- maybe, a a predator or maybe it's something that eats a bunch of stuff like a raccoon, or like a a possum or something. >> jimmy: that's interesting, because last time you lied to me. no, you told the truth, but you acted like you were lying like, you didn't know. >> right. >> jimmy: and now, you're acting like, you don't know, oh, i don't know, it could be a a thing, i don't know. i have never seen teeth before. you know. [ light laughter ] you've never seen teeth before, i mean -- that is the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard of. you have teeth, you brush them every day, in the morning and at night. chris pratt, you are telling the truth! [ cheers and applause ] >> oh! no, i'm not. no i'm not. [ foghorn ] >> jimmy: he is master. you are a master. he is a master. chris pratt, everybody! christina aguilera joins us after the break, stick around. you're the champ! you're the master! how did you do that? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a multiple grammy winning artist, whose new album "liberation" is available right now. please welcome the one and only, christina aguilera! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: christina aguilera, we love you so much. welcome back to the show. you look gorgeous. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: congrats, the album, we can officially say, because it's past midnight, it is out
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right now. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] yes! >> is it really? oh, my gosh! >> jimmy: yes. absolutely. >> wow. >> jimmy: right now, as -- after midnight, "liberation" is out now. >> oh my gosh. >> jimmy: and speaking of beautiful, you look gorgeous on the cover of this album right here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: why "liberation?" what is that -- >> i know the freckles are out. >> jimmy: i love the freckles, yeah. i love this. >> "liberation," yes. i just felt it was time for myself to be liberated, to inspire others to have their own voice, to feel empowered, and hopefully inspired to, you know, take the duct tape off, feel themselves, feel secure in their own voice, their bodies, you know? it's just that time. peel off their masks and shed the skins, and be themselves. so -- >> jimmy: people were waiting for this. [ cheers and applause ] i really love -- i love that you did this. >> it's finally here you guys. "liberation." >> jimmy: yeah, liberation is here. there's so many people on it. ty dolla sign, 2 chainz, demi lovato, we love.
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>> yes. >> jimmy: do you have a a favorite? oh, you know who is on this record? your daughter. >> my daughter. >> jimmy: your baby. >> summer rain, yes. >> jimmy: summer rain is on the album. >> her voice is on the album. >> jimmy: does she have any idea what that means, or that millions of people are going to hear it, or no -- she's -- >> me, no -- >> jimmy: is she three or -- >> when i'm doing my vocal warm-up, she like slams the door and she's like, you are interrupting, "peppa pig." she's like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> she's like, "no," like, yes. >> jimmy: schools you, like, mom yeah. really? >> absolutely. no, it's hilarious, yeah, when i was, you know, gearing up for the biggest performance of my life singing my idol, whitney houston, it was for an award show, and i was doing my vocal warm-up and like doing these -- >> jimmy: that's when she said, "mom, be quiet." >> yeah, i was in my closet, and she was in my bedroom. >> jimmy: "pup patrol" is on mom! >> completely, yeah. >> jimmy: what shows are you in to? >> it's in the running, there's "peppa pig," there's "paw patrol" for sure. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm totally into that. >> and she wants a a "pj masks" birthday party. >> jimmy: oh, "pj masks."
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right, everything. >> "p.j. masks." >> jimmy: do you have the costume? ♪ p.j. masks do the p.j masks p.j. masks ♪ >> jimmy: i hear it every day in my dreams. [ laughter ] in my dreams when i wake up. when i go to bed -- every -- ♪ p.j. masks it's the p.j masks ♪ >> yeah, completely. she makes me sing it to her every night. so i do like a lullaby version for her, like, every night. but it's a hard song to slow down because it's very, like -- ♪ cause bedtime is the right time to fight crime i can't think of a rhyme ♪ oh, and she won't let me like skip a lyric either. i know, anybody -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love that you know "p.j. masks." so how would you -- >> she won't let me miss a lyric though, if i leave out one, she's like -- because sometimes, i'm like -- forever, i was just like, "what is that person saying, for like, i can't think of a rhyme." >> jimmy: yeah. she knows it. >> finally, she was like, don't leave that out. >> jimmy: how would you -- how would you do a lullaby version of "p.j. masks?" could you just give me a taste of it? >> oh, she won't let me leave out of the beginning of it either, like -- ♪ ♪ cat boy owlette
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gekko let's go ♪ ♪ into the night to save the day who are these heroes to show you the way ♪ ♪ p.j. masks do the p.j. masks ♪ >> harmonize. ♪ p.j. masks do the p.j. masks ♪ ♪ cause bed time is the right time to fight crime i can't think of a rhyme ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the best. my kids are going to love a a lullaby by christina aguilera doing "p.j. masks." >> it actually goes with "twinkle, twinkle little star." >> jimmy: it's a beautiful -- thank you, yeah. we were here last night. we went after the show, we went down. we got dressed up, thank you for doing that. >> yeah oh my god, yeah, it was so fun. >> jimmy: we did that, and then when we were all done we got out of our wardrobe, and make-up off, and everything, and we were both leaving in the
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elevator and i go, "all right, i'll see you tomorrow." i'm tired, and you're like, "i'm off to rehearsal." >> yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and you're all happy. i go you're psyched? you're like, dude i'm psyched to do this. i'm doing what i want to do. this is what i do. i'm going on tour in september. >> yes, yeah. >> jimmy: i've got my new album, and i'm so excited about this. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i'm like, really? i would be exhausted if i were you. >> i know, and then, i was like, i would be exhausted if i were you. you do what you do everyday. i'm like, oh, my god. but he was like, i'm going to have a chili dog and a beer. i'm like, yes. [ laughter ] that's what i want to be doing too. >> jimmy: well, i didn't say that. i said, i was going to have a salad and a vitamin water. >> oh, of course. i don't know what i was hearing, it's true. [ light laughter ] of course you did. >> jimmy: i wish i had a chili dog and a beer. you look forward to -- the tour is september 25th, >> i like -- >> jimmy: oh, come on. the tour is september 25th. it starts, it's a giant, it's >> yes. >> jimmy: but this is what you love. you love doing this. >> yes, i'm doing it in a way because my fans have waited so long. it's like an up-close, and personal look, and yes, i haven't. the last time i was on tour, i was pregnant with my son on stage.
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so, i was about to give birth, and then at a certain point, i had to stop touring for safety reasons. you know, like, you have to at a certain point, you have to stop. so, ever since then, i was like, how do people do this with kids and touring and blah, blah, blah, but you know? it's time for mama to get back to what i was born to do, and what i do best. so -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. the song you are doing tonight is "fall in line." christina aguilera, everybody. "liberation" is actually out now. [ cheers and applause ] christina is performing for us after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ 1,2,1,2,1,2,1,2 ♪ this goes out to you, to you, to you and you ♪ ♪ if i can do it, you can too if i can do it, you can too ♪ ♪ see life, life is a moment ♪ the story doesn't need the writer's involvement ♪ ♪ so edit this for me
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: her new album, "liberation" is officially out now, performing "fall in line," once again, christina aguilera. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ little girls listen closely cause no one told me but you deserve to know ♪ ♪ that in this world you are not beholden
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you do not owe them your body and your soul ♪ ♪ all the youth in the world will not save you from growing older ♪ ♪ and all the truth in the girl is too precious to be stolen from her ♪ ♪ it's just the way it is maybe it's never gonna change but i got a mind to show my strength ♪ ♪ and i got a right to speak my mind and i'm gonna pay for this ♪ ♪ they're gonna burn me at the stake ♪ ♪ i wasn't made to fall in line no, i wasn't made to fall in line, no ♪ ♪ show some skin make him want you
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cause god forbid you know your own way home ♪ ♪ and ask yourself why it matters who it flatters ♪ ♪ you're more than flesh and bones ♪ ♪ all the youth in the world will not save you from growing older ♪ ♪ and all the truth in the girl is too precious to be stolen from her ♪ ♪ it's just the way it is maybe it's never gonna change but i got a mind to show my strength ♪ ♪ i got a right oh i got a fire in my veins ♪ ♪ i wasn't made to fall in line ♪ ♪ we weren't made to fall in line ♪ ♪ ooh oh hey ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ it's just the way it is
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cause it's the way maybe it's never gonna change ♪ ♪ but i got a mind to show my strength and i got a right to speak my mind ♪ ♪ i got a right to speak my mind they're gonna burn me ♪ ♪ but i got a fire in my veins i wasn't made to fall in line ♪ ♪ i'm never gonna fall in line oh ♪ ♪ one, two, three right, two, three shut your mouth stick your ass out for me ♪ ♪ march, two, three one, two, three who told you you're allowed to think ♪ ♪ yeah, two, three right, two, three shut your mouth stick your ass out for me ♪ ♪ ooh oh oh ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, just incredible. just incredible. oh, my gosh, unbelievable. christina aguilera, there you go. standing ovation right there, "liberation" is out now. we will be right back everybody. just incredible! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: my thanks to chris pratt, christina aguilera, [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers," thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- ed helms, from "the crown," actress vanessa kirby, star of "nanette," comedian hannah gadsby, featuring the 8g band with brian fraiser-moore. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies a gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic to hear. that's great. in that case, let's get to the


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