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the coast tomorrow with that morning fog. 88 degrees. the hottest comes on friday with 98. 100 on saturday. won't last long as we're down to 79 once we hit monday's forecast. we know a lot of folks are off for summer vacation, maybe heading to the lamt counalameda fair. remember your water. sunny skies. temps in the 80s. over a million people expected for pride celebrations this weekend. low 70s. not too hot, not too cool. it's going to be really good. >> san francisco is going to be buzzing this weekend. >> for sure. >> thanks for joining us tonight. have a great day tomorrow. >> bye-bye. we'll see you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jared leto, alessia cara, and featuring the legendary roots crew.
>> questlove: 8-8-6. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! nice to see you, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you're here. you guys, it was 90 degrees in new york city today. yeah, you know it's bad when
you get that dirty gust of wind from the subway and you go, "ahh!" [ laughter and applause ] i hope everyone had a good father's day. did you have a good father's day? [ cheers and applause ] all right. i read that this year americans spent around $15 billion on father's day. [ audience oohs ] when dads thanked their kids for the gifts, the kids were like, "no problem, i ordered them using your amazon account. [ laughter and applause ] right, cool?" let's get to some news here. he's talked about it before, but today, president trump officially ordered the creation of a new military branch. check this out. >> i'm hereby directing the department of defense and pentagon to immediately begin the process necessary to establish a space force as the sixth branch of the forcd . >> jimmy: the space force!
[ laughter ] trump was like, "it won't be that hard, it's not like it's rocket science. it's" -- [ laughter and applause ] it actually is. that's right, trump wants the space force to be the sixth branch of the military. he said, "it'll come right after the army, the navy, the marines, the avengers, and the incredibles." [ laughter and applause ] but it's true, he's actually creating the space force. it's all part of trump's plan to have one stupid idea distract from his other stupid ideas. [ laughter and applause ] what is next? well, this is a big story, the trump administration is facing criticism for separating immigrant children from their parents. some people said they couldn't believe trump would do something like this. then african americans, muslims, daca recipients, transgendered troops, and special olympians were like, "we can." [ laughter and applause ] "we can see it." that's right, the trump administration is separating
immigrant kids from their parents at the border, but experts say there's an easy fix to the problem, the midterms. [ laughter and applause ] a lot of people are upset about even melania trump came out against her husband, this is real, her office released a a statement that said, "mrs. trump hates to see children separated from their families." then it said, "however, mrs. trump is totally okay with wives being separated from their husbands." [ laughter and applause ] here's some good news, you guys, this weekend, beyonce and jay-z released a surprise album together, along with a new music video that they filmed inside the louvre in paris. [ audience oohs ] a lot of people in the art world have reacted to the video, including some actual pieces of art. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: i'll show you what i mean, yeah. for example, van gogh's self portrait said, "i might only have one ear, but i can still tell this album is lit af." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow! wow! i didn't know that. >> jimmy: he said, "ghas- the p
van gogh said that. >> jimmy: yeah, his self portrait said it. >> steve: said, "it's lit af." >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. [ light laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: next up, "american gothic" was like, "we're basically the beyonce and jay-z of the art world." >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: "game respecting game." [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: and finally, "the mona lisa" was like, "good luck figuring out what i thought." [ laughter ] oh, she's -- so hard to read! so hard to read, that lisa, oh, man. [ laughter ] she's smiling because she knows the secret. >> steve: we don't know yet -- >> jimmy: she's got a secret, i don't know -- we don't know. >> steve: we don't know what's going on. >> jimmy: allergies? we have no idea. [ laughter ] >> steve: flonase. >> jimmy: turns out "mona lisa" just had allergies. >> steve: yeah. you think that's what it was? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the mysterious look, she's about to sneeze or something. [ laughter ] >> steve: "lit af!" >> jimmy: get this, guys, i read about a marijuana company in los angeles that just sold a a joint that's three feet long. [ laughter ] and this is very thoughtful, they even included a little guide explaining what happens when you smoke a three foot
joint. [ light laughter ] check this out, after six inches you call the supermarket to ask why peanut butter doesn't comes in sticks like regular butter. after a foot, you realize you're talking into your wallet instead of your phone. [ laughter ] after a foot and a half, you try to plug your wallet in so that you can call the supermarket and get to the bottom of this peanut butter thing. [ laughter ] after two feet, you realize you've stuffed your wallet into a jar of peanut butter. after two and a half feet, you bring your peanut buttered wallet to the apple store to get repaired. and last, after three feet, the guy working at the genius bar says, "mr. rogen, this is a a sephora." steer clear, you don't need three feet of -- and finally, this is interesting, a new survey found that fewer teenagers are having sex and doing drugs. or, and hear me out, they're lying. there you go. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody! welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. thank you for being here. happy monday, everybody. higgs, did you have a good father's day? >> steve: a lovely father's day. >> jimmy: happy father's -- >> steve: love my kids. it was a great day. >> jimmy: i had a good one. i had a great father's day. i keep getting -- i'm getting like tanner and tanner. >> steve: is that a law firm? >> jimmy: 'cause i'm spending a a lot of time outside with the kids. they just like to play outside. and i keep getting -- i'm getting fatter and fatter. [ laughter ] >> steve: from playing outside? >> jimmy: so i'm getting fatter and tanner. i just feel like an old wrestler. >> steve: every pilot from the -- >> jimmy: i feel like an old i'm just -- i can't stop gaining weight. [ laughter ] i mean -- camera, e camera one. me see it, let me [ laughter ] uh, let me see the other camera. >> jimmy: is this -- is this -- is this what you want? , leme see the other camera.
[ cheers ] >> jimmy: happy father's day! get out of the pool! [ laughter ] get daddy a chocolate shake. i can't -- i'm having fun. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: dude, gaining weight is so much fun. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, tell me about it. >> jimmy: i'd recommend it, but it's not good for you! i can't do this. i think -- i've started my summertime relaxation too soon. [ laughter ] it's only springtime. >> steve: what's your summertime relaxation then? what's a normal day? >> jimmy: you eat three pizzas. [ laughter ] >> steve: sure, okay, well, there's your problem. >> jimmy: wipe your face with the pepperoni and then, clean yourself off in the pool. >> steve: yeah and then have some sticks of peanut butter. >> jimmy: no, i -- i -- i -- yeah, i'm just, i'm not eating right. and i'm not exercising either. >> steve: well, that'll help. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: did i mention that? >> steve: no, you did not mention that. >> jimmy: yeah -- >> steve: you're just going to go home and you lay down? >> jimmy: i'm going to start doing it. i'm going to start exercising. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: why? >> jimmy: i mean, i have before, but, why -- i mean, it really -- at this point, nobody really wants to see me jacked. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: right? if i came out and i'm like all jacked. >> steve: yeah, you don't want that. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: no, you want me -- [ cheers ] no! [ laughter ] please, please -- please no. please no. >> steve: you're not the rock.
>> jimmy: you want to see me a a little doughy and tan. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] doughy and tan. >> jimmy: i can't help it. i can't -- i think about -- well, i have fitbit, i have the fitbit. you can tell because i'm not wearing it. i don't know where it is. [ laughter ] it's somewhere, i own it. >> steve: you own it. >> jimmy: it's somewhere -- somewhere -- >> steve: you ordered it. >> jimmy: no, i have it. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it's definitely there, it's not charged or anything, 'cause it's a a weird -- some weird charger that i don't have two of. and so i go, "i can't be bothered with that." and i just go -- i'll guesstimate. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] 1,000 steps! >> jimmy: yeah, it's a a 1,000 steps from here to the fridge. i do that ansit do. i watch "below deck." [ cheers ] mediterranean. you know that show? "below deck" on bravo. [ cheers ] dude, i'm caught up, it's fantastic. have you ever seen it? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: ah, it's fantastic, that's what i did -- i think about working out and then i just -- >> steve: it's called "blow deck." [ laughter ] what's the name of the show? [ laughter ] i think i misunderstood you. >> jimmy: "be-low deck." >> steve: "be-low" -- oh, deck!
deck! >> jimmy: deck! okay. >> steve: d-e-c-k, got it. >> jimmy: that's right. [ cheers ] >> steve: that was me. >> jimmy: i see -- i see the mix-up. what it is is these millionaires get the -- get this boat and you rent out a a boat for like, i don't know, like two days, three days or something like that. and then, it's about the people that work on the boat to make sure that they have a great vacation. these people are just awful that rent -- i mean, not the workers, but the people that rent it. and then you see the workers -- the mates have little love interests. >> steve: ooh! >> jimmy: hannah -- do you know what's happening with hannah? i mean, what! >> steve: yeah! "blow deck." >> jimmy: that dude is a child. [ laughter ] hey -- [ laughter ] but i had a great father's day. the kids are just really cute right now. they're three and four and they're just awesomely cute and fun. and they did handwritten cards for me and they -- they sang -- they sang -- ♪ happy father's day to you happy father's day to you happy father's day dear daddy happy birthday to you ♪
[ laughter ] i go -- they got close. >> steve: almost. >> jimmy: almost, yeah. >> steve: yes! >> jimmy: you messed up, now go stand in the corner. [ laughter ] >> steve: in a circle. >> jimmy: they were so cute, it was great. but as i was celebrating father's day, couldn't help but think of the families being torn apart at the borders right now. it's heartbreaking to see the photos and hear the stories of what's going on right now. if you want to see how you can help, please go to tonightshow.com. we have a list of website that do great work for immigrants and their children. please check it out and give whatever you can. it's a -- [ cheers and applause ] "i'm going to eat a malted milkshake!" >> steve: you're going to eat a a malted milkshake? >> jimmy: that's what daddy -- >> steve: that's what daddy wants? >> jimmy: daddy wants a -- >> steve: malted milkshake. you just wake up, you roll out of bed -- >> jimmy: i roll out of bed. i have help putting my slippers on. [ laughter ] >> steve: you have help -- >> jimmy: they put me in the
car, they drag me to -- i get rolled to work and then i come in like a hand truck, like hannibal lecter. [ laughter ] they wheel me in. >> steve: with a velvet lined hand truck. >> jimmy: and they go -- [ laughter and applause ] "get daddy a malted milkshake!" >> steve: daddy wants his malted milkshake. >> jimmy: all he wants is a a malted milkshake, that's all he wants. >> steve: that's it, it's his food of the day. >> jimmy: come on, man, live a a little, man. but i am so excited to be back because here i am not eating and i'm working out. this is kind of a work out. >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: that right there, ten steps. [ laughter and applause ] it's monday, we're excited to be back. we got a fantastic week of shows ahead. you guys, whoopi goldberg will be here. [ ch robert pattinson and seth meyers will all be joining us! [ cheers and applause ] then on thursday, we'll have brand new music from dave matthews band. whoa! [ cheers and applause ] but first we have a fun show tonight. he's currently touring the world with his band
30 seconds to mars. he's crushing it. he has a new album out called, "america." jared leto is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] 30 seconds to mars. "rescue me" is the jam. later on the show, jared and i are going head-to-head in a a series of challenges called "30 seconds to..." you'll see what it is, but it's good and you can play at home. plus, the reigning grammy winner for best new artist, alessia cara is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] "growing pains." we're going to talk with her, then she's going to debut her new single "growing pains" on our show tonight. you do not want to miss it. you guys, you ever see a photo in the news and think that headline could be much better? i'll show you what i mean. it's time for "news and [ cheers and applause ] ed ♪ >> jimmy: for example, check out this photo from "the new york times." right there. the original headline says, "kim jong-un says, 'world will see a major change.'"
that headline could definitely be improved, 'cause if you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been, "prom chaperoned orders slow dancers to leave room for the holy ghost." [ laughter and applause ] check out this photo from "business insider." the original headline was, "companies rack up debt" -- but if you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been, "local dad taking little league game too seriously." [ laughter and applause ]adli s "bernie sanders knocks dnc chairman." the headline could have been better. it could have been, "grandpa nails 'bodak yellow' at karaoke." [ cheers ] ♪ these is money moves these is money moves ♪ [ light laughter ] next headline was, "trump may protect state's rights on marijuana." the headline could have been, "willie nelson shares his favorite breakfast recipe." [ laughter and applause ]
this next headline was "world leaders speak at g7 summit." the headline could have been, "local boy insists he doesn't know who ate the chocolate cake." [ laughter and applause ] "i don't know, i didn't eat it. i didn't eat it." [ laughter ] this next headline was, "capitals continue to celebrate stanley cup win." the headline could have been, "you won't believe what the tooth fairy bought this guy." [ laughter and applause ] and finally, this headline says, "trump meets with prime minister of singapore." the headline could have been, "olive goes down wrong hole." [ laughter and applause ] that's all the time we have for "news and improved." stick around. we'll be right back with jared leto, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪of ste.
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album "america" which is out now. please welcome, jared leto! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jared leto you look fantastic buddy. welcome -- welcome back. welcome back to the show. that's not a snake or something, is it? >> no, no, no. i gave you a snake a couple go -- like a year or t way? immy: e snake is currently in someone else's house. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: because you came on -- because no, you were in joker mode. >> yeah. jmy: and i got a giouroid. >> jimmy: and i got a snake.>> . so this time i brought you
something that doesn't bite. and since we were just talking about the album cover, i brought you a t-shirt man, here you go. >> jimmy: oh, did you really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: hey, okay good. this is much better, thank you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: there's not a snake in here or anything, right? >> no, there's not a snake in there. >> jimmy: you're not -- this is not -- this is not -- you're not in joker mode or anything. >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: you're in band mode right now. >> that's right, band mode. >> jimmy: this is band mode, right now. >> it's soft, it's cuddly. >> jimmy: i love it. >> yeah, it's -- >> jimmy: this is pretty nice and thoughtful. is this -- is this the different album covers? >> yeah, it's the different album covers. >> jimmy: because here -- see, now this is the -- every album cover. how many different covers are there? >> i thought this was a good one for you right here. this one, i liked this one. >> jimmy: is it extra large? >> no -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: never heard of it. >> this is a pretty good, i don't know, some of you may get this out there, i don't know. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i'm assuming this is all gonna get cut out of the show. >> jimmy: no, it won't get cut out. but i just don't know what either shirt means, but that's good, yeah. i'm growing, i'm growing. >> it's because you're a dad now. >> jimmy: exactly, i'm such a a dad now, yeah.
but, basically, every one -- every album cover represents different times? >> they're different lists. yeah, they're different lists. they're kind of like a -- it's kind of like a time capsule. individually some of the lists are funny, they're provocative, they're crazy. but, if you put them together, they give you a sense of the culture that we're living in, the times that we're living in. and the album is called "america." so, rather than having an image, we thought that the lists would help represent america in a much better way. yeah. >> jimmy: i think it's great. i love it, well congrats. the first two songs that came up went to number one. >> yeah. >> jimmy: on alternative radio -- >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did you get excited when you saw that? [ cheers and applause ] number one song. >> absolutely.sed hits on youtube. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's amazing. and >> it's really connecting with it's already like 12 million people. it's a song. has anybody seen the video? if you haven't, go home and maybe instead of pornhub, you can check out -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pornhub. >> give yourselves a break, i don't know. [ laughter ] but, it's called "rescue me." and it's really, it's a song --
>> jimmy: it's beautiful. >> it's a song about pain, anxiety, depression. anybody ever dealt with those things out there, anybody? >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah. i don't want to be the only guy clapping. yeah, alright. it is beautifully done. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it just feels like everyone is just kind of going along with the song, and then finally they just like, release and just scream. because -- >> yeah, it's a release, but it's about celebrating, overcoming those things, and living life to the fullest, and enjoying all of the potential of life. >> jimmy: that's beautiful -- >> it's connecting and we're really happy about it. >> jimmy: yeah, who directed that? >> a guy named, mark romanek, who is just one of the best directors in the world. yeah, he's really talented.rmal st 1dictyears, and it's first time i haven't done one. and it was really great to pass it off to someone who's such a a legend. this guy has done -- he did like the johnny cash "hurt" video. he din he did the michael jackson/janet jackson "scream" video. >> jimmy: "scream" right. >> this guy is a legend. and he did us a big favor by doing it. >> jimmy: no -- i mean, you
guys work well together, it's just beautiful just check it out, and you'll dig it. also, congrats on the tour. the monolith tour -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: is crushing right now. what happens if i go see you in concert? like would i -- what do i expect? >> a little bit of insanity, a a lot of fun. >> jimmy: yeah. >> a lot of interaction. a really exciting show. we're certainly not shoegazers, which sometimes is nice. but it's a big -- >> jimmy: is that what they call that? >> where people where people are staring at the shoes. >> jimmy: staring at their shoes? [ light laughter ] >> staring at thsh >> jimmy: last time you were here we showed some photos -- i think you were in brazil and there was like, there's so many people. >> yeah. they're big shows right now. we're on the biggest most ambitious tour of our lives. we're playing madison square garden on wednesday. >> jimmy: that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> and, by the way, as you know you're invited. but i also wanted to give a a ticket to every single person in the audience here tonight. >> jimmy: hey! that's what i'm talking about!
hey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i really love that, come on. that's how you do it. you -- [ talking over each other ] >> you get a ticket. you get a ticket. >> jimmy: that is so oprah. you get a ticket, you get a a ticket, you get a ticket, and you! >> you get a ticket, you get a a ticket. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's awesome, buddy. i also saw you do a thing at your show where you invite people to the stage. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and have them dance on stage. >> yeah, for "rescue me" the new song that we were just talking about. the video -- every night i look for the best dancers and the absolute worst dancers. [ light laughter ] and -- >> and you never know what you're gonna get. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> it is -- >> jimmy: because you say, look i want you to be embarrassed tomorrow when you see this on the internet of what you're doing. >> oh -- absolutely. >> jimmy: that's the type of dance i want you to -- >> absolutely. and there's always a kid that gets up and does one of these
things. [ cheers and applause ] that's the best. >> jimmy: that's the best. that's the best move ever, man. that's my go to move. you kidding me, man? i love that you do that and you have fun. because, here's a photo i have of you guys in paris. explain to me what happened. you just go and you go, "hey guys, we're gonna be in front of the louvre." >> i mean, we had a day off at the hotel, and i thought let's just go sing a couple of songs over at the louvre. and it turned into this -- you know -- >> jimmy: it's like a flash mob. look at this. i mean, that's amazing. i mean that's -- and then -- >>ea and then the military came and shut us down and we apologized. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> oh yeah. >> jimmy: that's insane. but you do stuff like this, but then -- explain to me this -- because why would you ever do this. you're a climber, you told me? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: now what is it -- >> i mean, we travel the world, right now we've been touring in europe, and we just started in america. we had our ninth show in philadelphia last night, we're at msg wednesday and then we travel west.
>> jimmy: how was that by the way. >> incredible, yeah. >> jimmy: because, last time you were here, you got in the car with -- a$ap rocky picked you up? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and you started driving -- this is real. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you drove across america. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, i hitchhiked and i took some buses, i took the greyhound. i traveled across the country. >> jimmy: how was it? >> it was incredible. heard the most amazing stories. met just beautiful people. and you know what really struck me was that amidst all of the chaod world, you know, i found a lot of unity. i found a lot of peace and happiness. i found people that really agree on a lot. and, it was a beautiful thing to get out there in the country and just to see america at its core. it was great. >> jimmy: that's fantastic, [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, the name of the album is "america." congratulations on this. i wanted to play a fun game with you. usually i try to ask if you're down to something different -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: and do you mind playing a game with me?
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're hanging out with jared leto right here. [ cheers and applause ] now we always like to do something fun when you're on yo re on tour, i thought it would be fun to see what kind of things we can get done in just 30 seconds. it's time for "30 seconds to..." ♪ ♪ 30 seconds to [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay, higgins, tell us what our first challenge is. >> steve: well for this first challenge, you have 30 seconds to get one cookie from the top of your forehead all the way down to your mouth.
only using your face. no hands. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, i got this. >> steve: [ unintelligible ] >> oh, wait. no, no. >> steve: first one to finish wins. are you guys ready? start at the top of the forehead. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay. >> steve: using facial muscles, get that cookie to the mouth. 30 seconds on the clock. ready, set, go! ♪ okay, there you go, he's got the nose. nose. eye. fail. jimmy fails. oh. it's stuck in the beard. it's stuck in the beard, oh. keep on going. [ laughter ] keep on going. there you go. there you go. it's gonna be -- [ cheers and applause ] that's it. [ buzzer ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: talented. talented individual. that was good stuff right there. >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: that was unbelievable. can we see that in slow motion? is that possible? watch this move right here, jared. watch this. and there it comes! and you got ya right there -- fantastic. 30 seconds to, all right. oh man. [ apause ] >> i should of swallowed! >> jimmy: he had nothing to drink either. [ laughter ]ggins, what's next? >> lots of gingivitis. >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] you look like you just won the stanley cup. >> i don't know! how y'all doing? >> jimmy: how y'all doing? >> how y'all doing outre >> it's jimmy fallon! it's jimmy fallon! >> jimmy: higgins, what is out next challenge. >> steve: well for this next challenge, you'll have 30 seconds to pull out every
tissue from a tissue box one at a time. but you may only use one hand. that should be easy for you. to pull the -- [ laughter ] so let's get 30 seconds -- 30 seconds on the clock. get ready. >> jimmy: yep. >> steve: set, pull it. go. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we got to see that back. [ laughter ]s itimmy or jared? hold on. that was a photo finish. >> wow. >> jimmy: you know what that means. >> steve: watch this, watch it. ready, oh jimmy! >> jimmy: fantastic right there.
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> i knew -- i knew you'd be good at that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, higgins. >> steve: all right. >> jimmy: what is next? that was a delicious oreo. [ laughter ] >> steve: this is the final challenge. >> jimmy: all right. >> steve: please, gentlemen, turn around and face the curtains. you'll have 30 seconds to throw as many cds as possible into a a sliced watermelon to get them to stick. >> wow. >> steve: whoever gets the most cds in there wins. all right? >> jimmy: all right, here we go. >> steve: so let's get 30 seconds on the clock. >> as many as you want? >> jimmy: yeah, you pick out -- >> steve: ready, set -- >> jimmy: 30 seconds. >> steve: go. ♪ ah! ah. >> steve: been out a while now. first studio album. >> ah! >> steve: 30 seconds to mars, right now. woah, oh. hey, oh [ cheers and applause ] oh, oh. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ >> jimmy: come on. i always love seeing you. you know, i get, like, overly proud every time you do something great. cause i'm like, "she started on our show." >> i know. i did. this is like kind of next -- like the intro to the next phase too. so -- >> jimmy: exactly. >> naturally come to you, you know. >> jimmy: i love you pal. we're so happy for you. and thank you so much. >> thank you. >> jimmy: grammy winning? come on? how exciting is that? >> it's very -- >> jimmy: you won a grammy for bepplause ] >> jimmy: i was freaking out. i was going nuts. >> me too. >> jimmy: i was watching at home. i was going crazy for you. 'm so proud of you. like? how did you know that you won and -- is it surreal? i mean does it -- >> it is surreal. yeah. i mean, like, of course like when you're up there, like you hope you'll win i guess. but for me anyway i never expect them to call my name. i always just -- i'm ready. i get ready for, like my, not sore loser face, like so supportive. like, aw, damn, like next time. >> jimmy: for a second i
thought i -- yeah. who were you with? >> i was with my mom. and, yeah, like when i won she -- she kissed me. like she had lipstick and she kissed my like right on the mouth. and i went up there, and i had, like, lipstick all over my face. [ laughter ] you couldn't see it on tv. yeah, yeah. but it was -- it was good. >> jimmy: and did you like your speech? >> um, did i like my speech? >> jimmy: yeah. u ne mean never -- you never -- r like your own -- [ light laughter ] cause you don't know what to -- every time i get off stage, i'm like, i should have said, this, this, and this. and i should have thanked this person. >> jimmy: yeah, because you probably dreamt in your head, like, growing up, like going like, oh i'm going to win one day. and i'm going to say this. i'm gonna thank quincy jones. that's what i would have done. >> yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: immediately i would just thank quincy jones. yeah. >> of course. for whatever reason. >> jimmy: yeah. michael won all those awards growing so that's what i thought an award speech would be. because he just going, "i want to thank quincy jones." yeah, exactly. that's what you do. when you win an award you thank quincy jones. >> but yeah, like i would do that actually, like, in my shower growing up, like thanking fake people, like, for fake songs. [ light laughter ] that hadn't come up yet.
>> jimmy: like agents and managers that you don't have. >> yeah, like -- like, tim, like -- tim, i love you man. >> jimmy: tim, i wouldn't of done it without you. yeah. darcy, we had a rough spot, but we made it through. you know. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] just, full on. but it works apparently. like we talked about last time speaking into existence. that definitely worked. >> jimmy: how are you dealing with the grind of it all now? because now, it's not like you have just one single out. and now you're -- dude, you toured with coldplay, which -- >> i did. >> jimmy: they're the nicest dudes in the world, right? >> they're the best. oh my gosh. they're -- i did know they les, or whatever, but like -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> i just got really lucky with them. like, i've always loved them so, so, much. >> jimmy: yeah, me too. oh, good to hear that. because they are great. and really caring and but so talented too. >> they really are. yeah, they really do care about you. like, they didn't have to talk to me and they didn't have to care, but they did. >> jimmy: what went on with this teddy bear? do you know what i'm talking about? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it -- first of all it's hilarious and you're crazy. but what went down. >> okay. so my crew and i got this like -- i don't know where we found it, my sound tech leo found it. shout out to leo. it was like this giant --
>> jimmy: shout out to you leo. couldn't of done it without you -- tim, darcy, we had a rough spot, but you know, we made it through. [ laughter ] leo! leo, my man. >> darcy, what a name. >> jimmy: i know. i thought darcy would be fun name. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> but yeah, we got this like giant, like stuffed bear. not a bear costume, let's keep this in mind. not a bear costume. >> jimmy: it's a toy. >> a toy bear. and somehow, like we opened it and took all the stuffing out of it and thought it would be fun to, like, get inside and sc bear and then just jump out and scare people. it was like last day of the tour. we all delusional, very tired. [ laughter ] on the bear -- >> so i put on the bear suit. >> jimmy: you got inside a a stuffed bear. like a teddy bear. >> i got inside a stuffed bear. >> jimmy: and you were gonna surprise. >> yeah, and i decided to surprise coldplay and just like scare them. so pretend that, like, i left a a little note saying, like, "i wanted to thank you guys for having me on tour. and i left you this bear." you know, like planned it all. got fake balloons, all of it. and i was in there for what felt like three hours.
it was 30 minutes actually. [ light laughter ] and -- but the thing is with that, like you want to make it seem like you're not, like you don't have bones. because you want it to look like you're, like, not a a person. >> jimmy: stuffed, yeah. >> so i had to, like, be, like, limp, and then i couldn't see anything. so i was like this. and then i guess all of your remaining senses just kind of are hehtike quiet >> yeah, it's just -- >> jimmy: i think i hear them. >> i think i hear them. place. >> jimmy: oh, i think i smell their cologne. yeah, yeah. [ lik >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. >> and then -- and then i just -- i just jumped out. and i scared them all. >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip, because you brought a a video which is really funny. >> yeah, yeah. we have it. >> jimmy: here is alessia in a a bear suit scaring coldplay. take a look at this. [ unintelligible ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> it was good. it was good. >> jimmy: they all jump back! >> they all jumped back yeah. and you wanna know, someone told me i'm like --
>> jimmy: dude, that was really good. you were really. >> you have to be like this -- >> jimmy: you were under like a a table. that was unbelievable. >> and then once you choose the position, you have to stay like that the whole time. >> jimmy: 30 minutes. >> so it's like i picked the worst position, too. couldn't breathe. >> jimmy: shoved under a table. >> it was bad, it was bad. >> jimmy: i love it. >> you like it? [ cheers and applause ] >> yes. >> jimmy: i love it. i love it so much. i actually watched you do a a lyric by lyric thing on youtube. >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it was talking about each line. and i just -- i just love you, man. you're the real deal. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're the real deal. you have such a great voice and you're such a great voice -- [ laughter ] a two -- a voice and then a voice. yeah, yeah, okay. and i really, i love what the song is about. and i love that you got the talent from your brother. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. and you give him props for that. and also embarrassing him as well. but, "growing pains," this is the new jam. and you're gonna debut it on our show tonight. which is like, you always do this to us. >> i know. like, i'm just gonna keep coming back. >> jimmy: you're the gift that keeps on giving. we love you so much. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congrats on every single thing. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: we love you.
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alessia cara! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> you're on your own kid. >> you are. ♪ make my way through the motions i try to ignore it but home's looking farther ♪ ♪ the closer i get don't know why i can't see the end is it over yet ♪ ♪ ♪ a short leash and a short fuse don't match ♪ ♪ they tell me it ain't that bad now don't you overreact so i just hold my breath ♪ ♪ don't know why i can't see the sun when young should be fun fun ♪ ♪ and i guess the bad can get better gotta be wrong before it's right ♪ ♪ every happy phrase engraved in my mind
and i've always iten a go-getter ♪ but still the growing pains growing pains ♪ ♪ they're keeping me up at night ♪ ♪ ♪ and i can't hide cause growing pains are keeping me up at night ♪ ♪ hey yeah yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ and i can't hide cause growing pains are keeping me up at night ♪ ♪ try to mend what's left of my content incomprehension ♪ ♪ as i take on the stress of the mess that i've made don't know if i've even care for grown ♪ ♪ if it's just alone yeah ♪ ♪ and i guess the bad can get better gotta be wrong before it's right ♪ ♪ every happy phrase engraved in my mind
and i've always been a go-getter ♪ ♪ there's truth in every word i write but still the growing pains growing pains ♪ ♪ they're keeping me up at night ♪ ♪ hey yeah yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ and i can't hide cause growing pains are keeping me up at night ♪ ♪ hey yeah yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ and i can't hide are keeping me up at night ♪ ♪ starting to look a mice ♪ more than i want to admit but i can't lie to myself ♪ ♪ to anyone cause phoning it in isn't any fun ♪ ♪ can't run back to my youth the way i want to the days my brother was quicker to fool ♪ ♪ am radio, not much to do used monsters as an excuse to lie awake ♪ ♪ now the monsters are the ones that i have to face ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: my thanks to jared leto, alessia cara. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. rodney, where's my cheesesteak. i'll see you guys tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ 5>> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- jesse tyler ferguson, from "baskets" actor and comedian, louie anderson, music from, cold war kids, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen.
♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. a federal judge in virginia revoked former trump campaign chairman paul manafort's bail on friday and shi