tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC June 21, 2018 11:34pm-12:35am PDT
that's because it's national selfie day. oh, jeff! cheryl hurd! i love this. nbc bay area, telemundo 48, we all got in on it. laura garcia with her son. sam brock at the giants game. oh, gabby from telemundo, and of course we have -- >> gabriel. we've got everyone there. >> by the way, millennials take more than 25,000 selfies in his or her lifetime. and if you look at all the selfies, they take 65% of them. gen x, 24%. bye. >> see you later. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the jimmy fallon." tonight, joichael strahan, dave matthews, musical guest
david matthews band, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 889! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." thank you for being here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] guys, today is the first official day of summer. that's right! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it is officily her
right now everyone's thinking, "i'm going to hike, i'm going too the beach." while netflix is like, "sure you are, yeah." [ laughter and applause ] let's get to some news here today. first lady melania trump made a a surprise visit to the u.s./mexico border. and this isn't good, she brought her passport and everything she owns. [ light laughter ] actually, i read that melania pressured donald to stop his family separation policy. she promised that if he did, she would let him hold her hand for a full three seconds. [ laughter ] so that's -- that's enough. but this is real, during her trip to the border, melania was wearing a pretty interesting coat with a message written on the back. take a look. this is real. you can't see it there, but the white house actually confirmed it is this coat. it says, "i really don't care. do u?" [ laughter ] nobody really knows what it means or if it means anything at all. meanwhile, president trump was going through his closet like, "where the hell's my coat? where is it? [ laughter and applause ] where's my favorite coat?"
did you see this? n minnesota last night and at one point he tried to call a state senator up to the stage. but look at what trump said when he realized where the guy was sitting. watch. >> along with state senator karin housely. karin, come on up here! get 'im up here! where are you? >> they're right there. >> stay there, it's too much of a deal. good luck. karin, good luck. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: "don't worry about it, just stay there, it's not worth it. don't worry about it. [ laughter ] we can all google what you look like. don't worry about it, we're good." [ laughter ] >> steve: too much of a deal! >> jimmy: it was like the world's most awkward episode of "the priri it." it's like, "come on down! actually, forget it, just stay where you are and we'll go to commercial break." [ light laughter ] later in the speech, trump reminded everyone about his plans for space. and the crowd even started chanting "space force." watch this. [ crowd chanting ] >> space force! space force! space force! space force! >> space force? now we're going to have the space force because it's a a whole --
[ cheers and applause ] we need it! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the official motto of the space force will be, "it's a whole -- we need it! it's a whole -- we need it. [ laughter and applause ] we need that hole." [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, space force. >> jimmy: "it's a hole. [ light laughter ] and we need it." get this, the trump administration said that they want to combine the department of labor and the department of education. trump said, "we're merging the departments of labor and education to create the department of lubrication. [ laughter ] and it's going to be --" what! get my coat! wear the heck's my coat?" >> steve: "it's for the hole --" [ laughter and applause ] come on! come on! >> jimmy: it's right there! ♪ get out of here! ♪ you know what you did.
you know what you did, get lost! ♪ >> steve: he's going to go to uranus. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: space force! >> steve: space force. >> jimmy: space force. >> steve: yeah, that's where you're going to go. >> jimmy: all right, thank you. [ light laughter ] guys, check this out, i read that during the g7 summit, trump tossed a starburst to german leader angela merkel and said, "here angela, don't say i never gave you anything." then he realized it was a red one and dove across the table to get it back. [ laughter ] "i love the cherry ones! you can have -- here -- here's the yellow one." [ laughter ] and finally, starbucks just announced that they're closing 150 stores due to low sales. meanwhile the starbucks inside barnes & noble was like, "shh, i think they forgot about us." [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight, guys. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, there you go. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. oh, man. welcome to the show, everybody. thank you for being here, thanks for watching. i had a great night last night. i went to the yankee game -- [ cheers ] yeah, amazing game. giancarlo stanton has been on the show, he's a giant dude. he's about like 15 feet tall and he's just jacked. [ laughter ] he's awesome. he's a great, great -- player for the yankees. he's a great hitter as well. hits home runs, everything, he's just good. so i was talking to him and he said, "i see you at the games sometimes." 'cause i go in, i sit with lorne. lorne has great seats right behind home plate and you can see the players and it's unbelievable. so i go -- so i said -- he goes -- i say, "well don't look at me if you come to the game, 'cause i don't want to bother you, i want you to stay in your zone. and be like, 'yeah, i'm ready to hit homeruns.'" i don't want to be like, "hey, dude, hey, man!"
[ laughter ] like, "it's good to see you again --" you know, whatever, so i go, "you don't have to look at me, don't worry about it. i'm there to rfo do your job, you know?" he's like, "yeah, that's all right." i go, "now don't do anything. if you want, you can maybe point a bat at me." you know -- [ light laughter ] >> steve: tough guy things. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: do something like that. you know, just keep -- stay in the zone, you know? so anyways, i go to the game, i'm there with lorne, my friend ed, and steven spielberg is at the game. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: with us. and he's never -- i think it's steven's first yankee game, ever. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: is that right? it was fantastic. he's a genius. steven spielberg, he's the best. so anyways, it was probably hard to not look at me. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: 'cause now we're sitting with steven spielberg. [ light laughter ] anyways, i don't want him to look at me. so giancarlo goes up and he's like -- he's got the thing, he takes hit bat and he's like -- and he's like -- he's mad and everything and then looks over at me and goes -- [ laughter and applause ] "dude! i just said don't -- don't -- why would you do that face? he just seemed so excited, it just -- i don't know. steven was -- i don't know what
happened. anyway, he has -- the game goes on, it's a tie game, ninth inning, two outs, two strikes, he's up to bat. and he smacks a game winning two-run home run to win the game. [ cheers ] >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: awesome. congratulations to giancarlo stanton and the yankees. it was great. guys, we have a fun show tonight. he hosts the "$100,000 pyramid." michael strahan is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: "$100,000 pyramid." [ cheers ] it's on this sunday. and someone is on the show this sunday. he's like -- >> questlove: oh, yeah! >> jimmy: he's a contestant. questlove! >> questlove: yeah! >> jimmy: our very own questlove. [ cheers and applause ] we'll talk about that. >> questlove: okay. >> jimmy: i want to talk about it. i don't want to give anything away, but i want to hear about what went down. >> questlove: okay. >> jimmy: also, we just love this guy. some of the musicut. this record is fantastic if not one of the best of -- dave matthews, we're going to talk to him. plus dave and i have something fun planned that you don't want
to miss. it's a good one. [ cheers ] and then later, dave matthews band will perform a song from their new album "come tomorrow." [ cheers and applause ] it's fantastic, you don't want to miss it. wow. i don't know, you may have to buy the album to see what's in there. >> steve: ooh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: look at that. >> steve: ah! [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: see? told you. guys, it is time for "tonight show hashtags." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: guys, we do this thing every week where i send so since so many people are going on summer vacation, i sent out a hashtag called #summervacationfail. and i asked you guys to send us went on vacation. within 20 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u.s. so thank you for playing along! [ cheers and applause ] took a trip to florida and the a/c went out in the car.
we got pulled over and the cop found a car full of people just sitting in their underwear." [ laughter and applause ] "sir, please don't step out of the car." this one's from @mklafavors. she says, "one summer my family went to disneyworld and my parents thought they lost my sister in the crowd, they started freaking out and calling her name only to realize that see was sitting on my dad's shoulders." [ laughter and applause ] "laura! laura! laura! laura, daddy's calling, laura!" "what?" "oh, hey, how you doing?" [ laughter ] "laura! la-ura!" [ light laughter ] this one's from @bigjoeonthego. >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: he says, "my dad had to come a day late to our vacation so we gave him the wrong room number as a joke. he showed up to the other room, went in, ate some food and fell asleep." [ laughter and applause ]
they called the cops on him! the people called the cops on him, there's a strange dude in their room. >> steve: how was vacation, dad? >> jimmy: how would he know, man? yeah. this one's from @bobthefuzzbucket. >> steve: oh, that guy's a a fuzzbucket. >> jimmy: he says, "during an awful vacation, the manager of our resort sent up a bottle of nice wine as an apology for poor service. they sent it without a a corkscrew and it took over an hour for them to bring one." [ laughter and applause ] "we'd like to apologize for our apology. this one's from @ckel. he says, "we took my niece to disneyworld to go on 'the little mermaid' ride since it was her favorite movie. apparently part of the ride was broken and right as we passed ursula, her head fell off." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: "ahh! laura!" >> jimmy: "laura! cover your eyes, laura!
where are you? where's laura?" hi, laura, hi. laura-lie! this is from @taylorb18. she says, "on vacation in hawaii with my family and my boyfriend tried to fit in with the hawaiians so he kept thanking everyone by saying, 'honolulu.' [ laughter ] he meant to say, 'mahalo.'" [ laughter and applause ] honolulu so much. honolulu to you, thank you. this one's from @thatssoregan. [ laughter ] not bad. she says, "my sister packed her entire beanie baby collection. her bag was strapped to the top of the car and came unzipped on the interstate. beanie babies were shooting out of the car at 70 miles per hour pelting the cars behind us." [ laughter and applause ] "catch one, that's a rare one! laura! put your hands back in the window! laura! we're not going on vacation again!
why are you driving the car? you're too little to drive, laura! >> steve: "you're an only child." >> jimmy: "i was risking your life!" >> steve: "she has a a corkscrew!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: last one is from @craiglefferts. he says, "on a road trip we pulled up to the canadian border crossing and the border agent asked, 'do you have anything to declare?' and my dad said, 'yes, our love for you.' we were detained and questioned for two hours." [ laughter and applause ] that's what happened, it was funny! there you have it. those are our "tonight show hashtags." [ cheers and applause ] check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. stick around. we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show," everybody.♪ why shop marshalls? (engine revving) because shopping should thrill you. (horn honking) with big brands at small prices. mwah! (laughing) for the whole family! whoo-hoo! woman: and unexpected finds
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"dave matthews sings trap music." [ laughter and applause ] that's right, america's favorite singer/songwriter/master of the outdoor jam band brings you 25 of the dankest, tastiest trap tunes ever recorded. songs like, "hard in da paint" by waka flocka flame. "mvp nghtmre remix" by flosstradamus. and this trap classic by migos, "stir fry." [ light laughter ] on changin' ce tie-dye i'm just tryna get it i ain't tryna die ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ she got a big ol' onion booty make the world cry in the kitchen ♪ ♪ wrist twistin' like a stir fry finest hoes finest hoes ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ we can go coast to coast dance with my dogs in the nighttime ♪ ♪ in the kitchen wrist twistin' like a stir fry
in the kitchen ♪ ♪ wrist twistin' like a stir fry ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: did you feel that? that's the feel of my body tingling. [ light laughter ] that's right, 25 trap songs for you and the whole quad squad! songs like, "propaganda" by dj snake. "trap ish v13" by uz. and who can forget the lil' [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang ♪ ♪ gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang spend three racks ♪ ♪ on a new chain my girl love do cocaine i love a girl but forgot her name ♪ ♪ i can't buy a girl no wedding ring i rather go and buy balmains brr gucci gang ♪ ♪ gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: wow! [ cheers and applause ]
wow. that music really turns my frown into a smile. [ laughter ] but there's more. dave matthews sings not just the trap hits, but trap songs you've never even heard of. songs like, "giggle smoke mafafa" by dj raw claw. "bankroll hoes" by cabbage jackson-jackson. [ light laughter ] and "homegrown dizz" by dj tylenol featuring dunce featuring lil' big baby featuring spuxxx and the gruxxx triplets. [ light laughter ] and if you order now, you'll get this bonus record, "dave matthews sings cardi b." [ cheers and applause ] featuring everyone's favorite, "bodak yellow." ♪ ♪ now she says she gon' do what to who let's find out and see cardi b ♪ ♪ you know where i'm at you know where i be
you in the club just to party ♪ ♪ i'm there i get paid a fee i be in and out them banks ♪ ♪ i know they tired of me i don't dance now i make money moves i don't gotta dance ♪ ♪ i make money move if i see you and i don't speak that means i don't ♪ ♪ [ bleep ] with you i'm a boss you a worker bitch and i make bloody moves ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ bloody moves ♪ >> jimmy: so don't -- [ cheers and applause ] fall into the trap of not ordering this album. www.davetrapthews.com. [ trilling ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that owen guy's pretty alpha.
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>> jimmy: our first guest is the host of "the $100,000 pyramid", which airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. on abc. everyone, please welcome michael strahan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ michael!at up, man? having you back. >> jimmy: welcome back to th and i didn't know if you were going to come back. >> why? >> jimmy: because the -- i don't know if you heard this. the philadelphia eagles won the super bowl. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> i mean, that was last year. who cares? >> jimmy: oh, my god! [ laughter ] >> you know what, you know what? okay. >> jimmy: did you -- >> i was afraid to come back. >> jimmy: you were? >> yeah! >> jimmy: because you knew the roots would be -- >> well, not only -- all of them. usually there's one or two in the hallway.
>> jimmy: yeah. >> all of them were in the hallway this time. [ laughter ] just waiting for me. >> jimmy: just waiting for you. like, "hi, michael! yeah, what's up?" >> yeah, i tried to walk through and act like i didn't know them. they were like, "oh, you's like that now?" [ laughter ] but we had a nice conversation. congratulations, fellas. after all those years of disappointment, you deserve it. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ]how do year? they have a new coach. i met him. >> yeah. >> jimmy: pat shurmur. >> shurmur, he's good. i like him. he did a great job in minnesota. should've been a head coach probably a long time ago. so, i'm happy with him. i think he's going to be great. we got a revamped offensive line. we got saquon barkley out of penn state -- [ scattered cheers ] as a running back. so i'm very confident that we could be knocking on the throne. >> jimmy: oh? he says no, yeah. [ laughter ] the one thing that i like about you is that you do so many different things, but you do it all well. >> thank you. >> jimmy: but one thing that i just didn't know that you did, you went to harvard? >> yeah! yeah, i went to harvard, man. >> jimmy: congrats -- >> i went to harvard business school.
thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: yeah, congratulations on that. now, what was that like and when did you go to harvard? >> it was awesome. i went, like, three weeks ago. i went -- [ laughter ] i went, like, three weeks ago. and it was, like, a four or five day, like, business program. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> i got a certificate. [ light laughter ] and i got a lot of friends who went for four years, got student loans. i have no student loans and i got -- [ laughter ] and i went to harvard! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: harvard! >> yeah! >> jimmy >> jimmy: i mean, that's what i'm talking about. how -- what was that -- what is it? i don't understand. you went to a -- >> it was a business of entertainment, media, and sports program that ll cool j turned me on to. and dwayne "the rock" johnson turned me on to it. and it was really cool. you do all these case studies about different businesses. and there were some athletes there. but then there's some entertainment, but mostly just business people. but it was great to see, because as an athlete you're kind of isolated in a lot of ways. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but to be there with a lot of people in business and feel like, "you know what, yeah. i can be comfortable and i belong in the business world." and for me i've been out of it a while and i've done things in business before. a lot of the other athletes there from lindsey vonn to
chris bosh. the soccer player kaká which, you know, i know -- what? kaká? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] i mean, sorry, i have a brain of a 12-year-old boy. >> i do, too. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. kaká makes me laugh, yeah. >> but to see these guys who are at a point in their career where they're trying to find that transition. it was interesting. >> jimmy: but you do all this cool stuff. i mean, you have your own clothing line. you have so many things going down. your own production company. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: you have "$100,000 pyramid" that airs this sunday. >> this sunday. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "$100,000 pyramid"! >> and this sunday you don't want to miss it. >> jimmy: i know, because -- >> questlove is playing, everybody. >> jimmy: now wait is it now -- [ cheers and applause ] a contestant? >> well -- well, he was -- he was good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> so, quest -- quest, he was great. but what i love is it's like a a musical show. so he's playing against snoop dogg. so, you know, he and snoop are going back and forth.
quest, i didn't know, was such a big fan of the show that he was like, "michael, i got to come on the show. i watch every episode. i study it." and i'm like, "dude, you need to get a life." [ laughter ] like, you know. but he was excellent. >> jimmy: studied the show -- >> questlove: yeah. >> he studied the show. >> jimmy: you studied "the pyramid"? like the old -- the dick clark ones or -- >> questlove: yeah, i've collected all the episodes. i studied them all. >> but you were good in the show. >> questlove: it's been my dream. >> but i found out some interesting stuff. he collects neck pillows, too. [ light laughter ] you know you go to the airport and you buy a neck pillow. he had over 300 neck pillows? >> questlove: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that for real? >> questlove: it used to be. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. that's so -- but i did not know that. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: but on a music -- on a music game, i wou n evy aglanst questlove. he knows every single song ever in the whole wide world. >> he's very smart. we had to tone him down. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> because he was using words that we're like, "quest, nobody's -- soliloquy, they're not going to get whatever that" -- [ laughter ] you know, you got to be like, you know, "it's like some bubbly soda." you know, "it's like sparkling water." "yes, there you go." >> jimmy: yeah, there you go. got to be more like that.
>> he was too smart for the game. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we had to tone him down. but you did great, man. and i'm glad you came on and played. >> questlove: thank you. thanks for having me. >> and he looked at me and said, "you made my dreams come true." >> jimmy: oh. >> and i really -- and it took me back. i'm such a big fan, man. i was honored that you could come and join us. seriously. >> questlove: thank you, man. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i can't wait to watch this sunday. by the way, he has -- i just started following your playlist for -- questlove made a playlist for anthony bourdain. because bourdain would come on the show all the time and he would say like -- he would say, "dude, don't play any of this yacht rock crap when i come out." >> yeah. >> jimmy: "i want something edgy. i want something with some 'umph' to it. like, give me some, like, ramones. give me something." and then quet sast wou like -- >> questlove: billy joel. >> jimmy: billy joel like -- [ laughter ] you know, they would just play. and you see bourdain would come out and be like, "you, oh my -- we're going to talk, man." [ laughter ] and then you got in some discussion about yacht rock or dentist office music. >> questlove: yeah, i love yacht rock and he doesn't. so i made him, in his honor, like, the ultimate 600 song yacht rock -- >> jimmy: 600 songs. >> questlove: playlist. i didn't even know there was 600 songs, but i couldn't stop
doing it. >> jimmy: dude, it's unbelievable. it's on pandora but it's also on spotify. >> questlove: pandora and spotify, yeah. >> jimmy: dude, it's -- >> i got to get it. >> jimmy: you have to -- dude, it's like jams that you're like, "i love that jam!" i know anthony bourdain would be so pissed off if he knew that you did that. [ laughter ] it would be -- but it's like -- ♪ find one hundred ways yeah! you know what i'm saying, like -- >> yeah. oh, like, come on. you on a yacht and you like -- ♪ love her today find one hundred ways ♪ >> jimmy: oh, it's such a good jam. >> questlove: yeah, man. >> jimmy: who is that? who sings that? >> questlove: james ingram. >> jimmy: james ingram. >> james ingram, wow! >> jimmy: that's who it is, man. >> you know when i used to come out here, man, like -- i love how they play music for the guest when they come out. and i tht came out here. and th the gap band. i'm like, "come on, man." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got to give a a little bit -- >> and then they did a a dave matthews song, right? >> questlove: we did -- >> you know, i was thinkin' we're boys though, man. >> jimmy: you are now. >> questlove: we did dave matthews, "the space between." [ laughter and applause ] [ audience ohs ]
>> jimmy: because he knows you're a fan -- >> i mean -- >> jimmy: of dave matthews. >> they did do that "space between." and i got to say, dave matthews sings trap music, i'm buying it. i'm all in. [ laughter and applause ] hey, now i actually know what the lyrics are. [ laughter ] oh, i make money moves. okay. >> jimmy: i wanted to cheers you because i know -- i heard that you are a fan of tequila. that's your drink. >> i love -- my favorite drink, man. >> jimmy: is tequila. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you have a special one that you love? >> i love all tequila. >> jimmy: you do. any tequila. >> any tequila. >> jimmy: i wanted to cheers -- >> as long as it's cold, i'll drink it. >> jimmy: and a little lime? >> yes, with a little lime. >> jimmy: i got you this jam with a little lime in it. >> how much -- what you trying to do to me, i mean? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we're going to have a a yacht rockin' good time, buddy. this is -- [ laughter ] >> is this a shot or is this -- >> jimmy: no, no, this is just a taste. >> okay. >> jimmy: just a sip. here's to "$100,000 pyramid" this sunday. michael ha [ cheers and applause ] happy summer. "$100,000 pyramid" sundays at 9:00 p.m. on abc! we're talking with dave matthews after the break. stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a music superstar. his band's latest album "come tomorrow" is their seventh consecutive album to debut at number one. they are touring all summer long. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome dave matthews! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: absolutely.
all business. that's right. the man. look at -- come on, please. you are the best. thank you. thank you, thank you for coming on our show. thank you for announcing both of your albums. that's strahan's -- >> that's straight. >> jimmy: strahan's tequila, yeah. >> that's strong. what is he doing? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you have this album, which is number one right now. and then this album is number two and it's fantastic. [ laughter and applause ] thank you -- >> number two. >> jimmy: thank you, yeah, exactly. [ light laughter ] you got that. what did you -- have you ever done any trap music before or rap? >> no. >> jimmy: no. >> no. >> jimmy: you've never -- you would -- do you ever go to karaoke? >> i don't -- no. i f wod,listen to -- if i listen to -- i have friends, first of all. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. [ light laughter ] >> they would say, "what?" >> jimmy: yeah. >> "no, don't do that. that's a terrible idea." >> jimmy: really? but also if i didn't have friends, i hope that i would be able to listen to some quality rap music you know, or -- and know that that is not a
a realm that i should try and move into. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: but you never, like -- maybe went to karaoke, had a a couple of hot sakes and -- >> i've never -- i've never done karaoke in my whole life. but i did one time -- i apologize. but i did -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i knew you were lying. >> no, i never did. >> jimmy: really? >> never once have done karaoke. >> jimmy: why? >> that's what i do -- because that's what i do every -- >> jimmy: for a living. yeah, that's true. yeah. [ laughter ] >> no, i once -- you know that -- i'm going to drop his name, because he's a cutie. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> that ryan gosling guy? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, yeah, yeah. i get mistake -- i get mistaken for him all the time. >> i can see that easily. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's bizarre. i'm like, "all right, i'll just sign the autograph. yeah, whatever, yeah." >> i went to a karaoke bar in new york with him and -- and then he just hopped up and sang. and it was like -- >> jimmy: it was great. >> it was awesome. >> jimmy: he's perfect, right? >> and i just hate it. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. then you're like, "dude, i'm out of here." >> i don't have any time for that. >> jimmy: "this is not fun." yeah. >> i'm like, that's not fun to watch that happen. >> jimmy: yeah, because then what now am i supposed to go up
and try talk to you now? >> no, i'm going to get, you know, people -- the four people that -- >> jimmy: were there. >> can see past him and see me. >> jimmy: yeah. >> are like, "are you going to sing now?" >> jimmy: no. >> not a chance. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] but do people ever, like, ask you to come, like, sing for them at their weddings? >> people ask me to sing for them all the time, you know, at their weddings and stuff. >> jimsponth [ laughter ] or i just pretend like it's a a joke. wouldn't that -- isn't that the right thing to do? oh, please, i know this is a a crazy question. >> jimmy: but -- >> but we would love -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if -- >> if you could -- just if you're free. i mean it's crazy. it would be super fun. we would have so much fun. >> jimmy: and you're like, "totally!" yeah. >> and you could sing at it. and i could just go, ha-ha-ha! [ laughter ] yes! no. no, that's a great -- that's funny though. >> jimmy: yeah, no. >> you're a funny person. >> jimmy: yeah, no. yeah, no. yeah, no. [ laughter ] >> so be warned if you were planning -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> outside to say -- >> jimmy: yeah, it's like, dude, i don't even -- >> just, if you're free on -- >> jimmy: just come. it's a fun thing. it'll be fun. >> november. and i'm like that's -- and it would be, ugh. i'm so demanding, too. >> jimmy: yeah, no.
>> i would have to have a whole thing and a whole area. >> jimmy: man, just come on. just do a couple of the hits and it's cool, man. >> it's only just one song. just when we're going down the aisle. [ humming ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you just did "jingle bells." >> yeah. i know. >> jimmy: you just said you were doing "jingle bells." >> yes, i know, i know. >> jimmy: by the way -- >> that's exactly how i would do karaoke. >> jimmy: i would -- you go -- [ humming "jingle bells" ] >> oh. that's the hardest working band in -- >> jimmy: oh, they are good. >> you are awesome. [ cheers and applause ] we love you. all of us -- all of us in the band, we just -- we love the roots. and we're so grateful to share the stage with you guys whenever we can. >> jimmy: they are the greatest. we love them. >> unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now, "samurai cop" is the first -- is the first track, the first song. "samaurai cop." so call your local djs and request "samurai cop." this is -- this is not a song about -- samurais. [ light laughter ]
>> so when we record, sometimes -- because of an engineer named doug mckean, who is one of the finest engineers in the world, i get in the habit of leaving the tv on. maybe a movie, maybe something else. i get a block and then i turn the volume up and watch a movie or something. but one of the movies -- we watch a lot of great movies. there's a lot of good movies out there. >> jimmy: sure, of course. >> i always look this way. i should look at you. >> jimmy: no -- [ light laughter ] it's weird. >> yeah, exactly, sorry. >> jimmy: now it feels weird. yeah, just look the other way, i know. >> so sorry. [ laughter ] then we watch a -- sometimes a serious movie, you know. and make me want to write something -- but then the one time he put on this movie called "samurai cop", which is just -- i don't want to hurt anybody's feelings, but it is not a great movie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if it was, we all would have heard of "samurai cop." >> yeah, exactly. you'd think, "samurai cop", have i heard of that? no, you haven't. >> jimmy: "godfather", "samurai cop." yeah, i'll go "godfather." yeah. [ laughter ] >> but it sounds like it is going to be -- i don't know, for some reason it sounds like -- >> jimmy: "samurai cop." >> something's gonna be -- but, no. anyway, it's surprisingly bare. >> jimmy: he's a police officer and a samurai?
>> but he's not really a a samurai. and he's not -- i mean, sort of a police officer. but he's not -- it's kind of like a porn movie without much of the porn. [ laughter ] you know, it is like a lot of story and something pornog -- pornographic has to happen now. >> jimmy: oh. >> this is not a real movie, unless it's a porn movie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is it. [ cheers and applause ] "samurai cop." that's the film right there. it's on blu-ray. >> anyways, the song doesn't have anything to do with the movie. >> jimmy: it has nothing to do with the movie either? >> no. >> jimmy: it's just a title? >> because it was playing when -- >> jimmy: when you making it. >> when we were making up the song. 'cause the next thing, i think we'll call it "samurai cop" because i hadn't finished the song yet. "call it samurai" -- and it stuck. >> jimmy: it says hilarity ensues, but not how you might expect in this -- [ laughter ] what does that mean? >> i don't think they meant it to be funny. >> jimmy: oh, okay, i got you. >> i think they wrote that afterwards. >> jimmy: and it's remastered so bad it's good epic cult classic. anyways. >> so bad, it's good. >> jimmy: so bad, it's good. >> that's pretty good -- description. >> jimmy: but no, i listened to the song and i think it's
beautiful. i think it's romantic. >> with a powerful name. >> jimmy: with a powerful name. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you have a a favorite jam on this -- [ light laughter ] do you have a favorite jam on this one? look at this. real vinyl. >> i know, right, real vinyl. i don't know -- i really am in love with all these songs. we had a really good time making this record. >> jimmy: it's a great record, dude! you always do it, but i'm telling you it is fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] >> this is really -- >> jimmy: "come tomorrow" is the name of the record. w the beats on this record -- i don't want to say too much. but you like that short one -- [ imitating drumming ] >> jimmy: i actually do. "bkdkdkdd." >> pronounced -- [ imitating drumming ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that one right there. [ laughter ] it's about -- it's about -- it's about 30 seconds long. i'm obsessed with it. it's an instrumental. but it's -- you go like -- what's it, like -- [ imitating drumming ] [ laughter ] dude, you know what we should do one time is, i know. if you ever get the time, i
would just love it. [ laughter ] if you just -- i'm just going to renew my vows. [ laughter ] i'm just going to renew my vows. and renew my love for my wife. and we're big fans. but no, what if you came and gave the roots the night off and you were just a solo, one-man house band? [ cheers and applause ] >> one person only. >> jimmy: one person, no instruments. one person house band who has to do everything just with your mouth. you have to just -- [ scatting ] we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show" everybody. ♪ >> and i would have to -- see, you already made me sound better than i could ever dream of. >> jimmy: i can't help myself. and congrats on the number one album. [ cheers and applause ] you're a good man. dave matthews, everybody. when we come back, dave matthews band will perform "samurai cop" from the new album! stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ oh joy begin ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! oh! oh, my goodness. oh, my goodness. oh, my goodness! that is how you do it. [ cheers and applause ] dave matthews band. "come tomorrow" it is out now. "samurai cop." we'll be right back, everybody. oh, man! oh! [ cheers and applause ] island anymore. [ roar ] [ heavy breathing ] [ scream ] rated pg-13.
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to michael strahan, dave matthews, dave matthew band! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching bye-bye everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight, colin quinn, u.s. senator from wisconsin, tammy baldwin, cooking with chef missy robbins, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump held a campaign rally last night in minnesota. and long story short, we are now in a trade war with minnesota. [ laughter ]