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here's some go pro footage. it is organized to raise money for the homeless. everybody coming off the building were sponsored. they raised money for the homeless. >> i think i could try that but i'd get to the top and be like i don't know if i can do it! >> we made it to the weekend. we get a look in tomorrow morning? >> few areas of patchy clouds. 60s at the coast and low 90s inland. great for the game. >> have a great weekend. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- nick jonas,
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elizabeth olsen, musical guest nick jonas and robin schulz, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: m.a.c! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! oh, beautiful. beautiful. hey, welcome. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, to "the tonight show." this is it, everybody. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. let's get to some news here. last night, president trump
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held a big rally in montana. when he first got there, trump said, "take me to your leader, hannah montana." [ laughter ] during his speech, trump talked about the anonymous op-ed one of his staffers wrote about him. he had a little trouble saying the word anonymous. in fact, he had a little bit trouble twice. listen to this. >> the latest act of resistance is the op-ed published in the failing "new york times" by an anomous. [ laughter ] anonamous, gutless, coward. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: anomous. anomous. anomonous. ♪ ♪ anomonos do do do do anomonos do do do do ♪ ♪ do do do do do do do do do ♪ [ applause ] in the same speech trump claimed that abraham lincoln also had to deal with a lot of fake news. [ laughter ] watch this.
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this is real. >> you know, when abraham lincoln made the gettysburg address speech, the great speech, do you know he was ridiculed? he was ridiculed. he was excoriated. [ light laughter ] by the fake news. they had fake news back then. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hang on, trump knows how to say excoriated but he can't say anonymous? i mean, that's not bad. excoriated. [ laughter ] >> steve: come on! [ applause ] >> jimmy: anomonous. anomonous. ♪ ♪ [ laughter and applause ] anomonous. ♪ later on, trump told the crowd that he has the mental fitness to be president, and to prove it, he tried to strap a fitbit around his head. [ laughter and applause ] 4,000 steps. [ laughter ] well, the white house announced that next week, trump's holding a rally in mississippi, but
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after how he said "anonymous," they might want to pick a a different state than mississippi. [ laughter ] "mitsubishi. mitsussippi. [ laughter ] mushy pee pee." [ laughter ] after trump mispronounced "anonymous," we noticed that he has trouble saying a lot of words. and with that in mind it's time to play, "talk like trump." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ talk like trump collusion talk like trump collusion ♪ >> jimmy: so, here's how this works. i'm going to see if anyone can guess how the president is going to mispronounce a simple word. if you get it right, you get a a prize. if you get it wrong, you still get a prize. [ laughter ] all right, raise your hand if you want to play "talk like trump." [ cheers ] yeah, right here. hey, come on, stand up. what's your name? >> rima. >> jimmy: rima, hey, where you from? >> i'm from d.c. >> jimmy: hey, you're from d.c.? >> yeah. >> jimmy: hey, welcome. now here you go. first clip. president trump is going to try to say the word "congratulate." okay? how do you think he's going to mispronounce it? [ indiscernible ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: if you're -- if you're right, i'm going to give you a vacation.
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i mean, that is -- [ laughter ] let's see what happens. >> and i want to crugradulate. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ah, incorrect. [ buzzer ] sorry, the correct answer was crugradulate. [ laughter ] there's your crugradulate t-shirt right there. that's for you. [ cheers and applause ] hey, thank you so much for being here. nice to meet you. yeah, get up! come on. hi, pal. >> hi. >> jimmy: what's your name? >> hannah. >> jimmy: hannah, where you from? >> west virginia. >> jimmy: yay, west virginia! [ cheers and applause ] all right, this next clip is very simple. trump tries to say the word "capsule." capsule. >> cashle? >> jimmy: capsule. oh, what'd you think? >> cashle. >> jimmy: oh -- [ laughter ] i like the way you say it. cashle. [ light laughter ] it's capsule. let's see what happens. >> from the wright brothers to that beautiful orion space capsicle. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: ah. [ buzzer ] capsicle. capsicle. i'm sorry. here's your -- here's your capsicle t-shirt custom for you. that is for you. thank you for playing, pal. hey, buddy.
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yeah. [ cheers and applause ] how you doing? >> good, jimmy, how you doing? >> jimmy: nice to see you. thank you for being at the show. what's your name? >> allen. >> jimmy: allen? very, good, allen. this is our final clip. here's our favorite. trump tries to say "united states." [ audience oohs ] how does he mispronounce "united states?" >> united states. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, the whole thing is that he's mispronouncing the words, you know? >> he gets them right now and again. >> jimmy: yeah, he does. yeah, that was a curve ball answer. that's kind of interesting. [ laughter ] all right, he thinks that he's going to mispronounce united states by saying "united states." [ laughter ] let's see what happens. >> and god bless the united schtates. >> jimmy: ah! [ laughter ] very close. united schtates. united schtates. here's your uniteed states t-shirt. thank you, bud. thank you for coming. good to see you. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for all the great -- that was "talk like trump."
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thanks to all our players. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: yeah! clearly, it's been a long week for trump, and after the op-ed and bob woodward's new book, he now says the number of people he can trust is getting smaller and smaller. in fact, trump just released a a video to describe exactly how isolated he feels. check this out. ♪ >> i think i'm alone now. there doesn't seem to be anyone around. and i think i'm alone now. the beating of our hearts is the only sound. >> jimmy: there you go. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] did you guys hear about this last night? spacex founder elon musk smoked pot on a podcast. [ light laughter ] you can tell he really liked it because now he's building a a rocket that goes from taco bell to white castle. [ laughter and applause ] elon musk smoked on a podcast
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and said, "i'm not a regular smoker of weed." people had a feeling he wasn't a regular smoker of weed when he used the phrase, regular smoker of weed. [ laughter and applause ] "i'm not a regular smoker of weed." a new study found that olive oil may be more effective for men than viagra. at first men were like, "it's not working." doctors were like, "you're supposed to drink it, you creep." [ laughter and applause ] "oh, my bad." [ laughter ] >> steve: popeye. >> jimmy: finally, you guys, the president tweets so much and sometimes it's hard to keep track of everything he's tweeting so we thought it might be helpful if we went through all his tweets from this past week and set it to a beat. it's time for "tweets with beats." ♪ tweets with beats [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so, here's how this works. everything i say is from an actual tweet by president trump. once again, these are real tweets. [ light laughter ] want to start us off? >> tariq: let's go. ♪ ♪ so labor day's over
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trump's back in d.c. and he thinks that 2020 looks really good for me ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ but the kavanaugh seat's still not guaranteed like a "this is us" episode so sad to see ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ the the woodward book dropped and just like nixon trump said the whole ♪ ♪ book is totally fiction and he couldn't believe all the quotes they published just made up frauds ♪ ♪ a con on the public then the times op-ed made the whole week worsen written by some ♪ ♪ gutless anonymous person [ laughter ] how'd they do him like that and what was the reason got his magic 8 ball out ♪ ♪ and just asked treason? [ laughter ] trump was draining the swamp now he's under attack ♪ ♪ he's like "oh no the swamp is trying to fight back" [ laughter ] so no matter the source ♪ ♪ and no matter who wrote it just remember ♪ ♪ i don't talk the way i am quoted ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a great show. give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> tariq: let's get it! ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. hey. welcome to the show, and thank you so much for watching. i appreciate everybody. hey, guys, our pal jack black is going to be on the show in a a couple weeks and i wanted to do this fun thing with him but i'm going to need your help. it's called "kid theater." so if you have kids age 5 to 10, i want you to have them write a story with the title, "the house with a clock in its walls." that's the name of jack's new movie. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah. it's very important that you don't tell them what the actual movie is about. have them write a short scene, one or two pages with two characters talking to each other. just give them the title, "the house with a clock in its walls" and let their imagination do the rest. when they're done, just e-mail it to kidtheater@tonightshow.com. we'll choose our favorites and jack and i will act them out on our show. it will be fun. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] guys, be sure to tune in next week.
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it is a giant week. we have matthew mcconaughey on the show. [ cheers and applause ] we love matthew mcconaughey. >> steve: all right, all right, all right. >> jimmy: daniel radcliff will be here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] fred armisen and maya rudolph will be here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ah! that's my pals. and senator cory booker will all be here. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: it's a big week. [ cheers and applause ] then we'll be doing something really cool with aerosmith on wednesday. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: if you're an aerosmith fan and a roots fan, which i know you are, wednesday, tune in, it's going to be really fun. it's a great bit. then on thursday night, get ready. [ drumroll ] we are taking "the tonight show" on the road, 20 blocks away. we're doing a show from central park, yes! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ central park show live "tonight show" from central park, t-mobile is helping us out with that. thank you, t-mobile. it's the first time ever for a a late night show. we're making history. blake lively will be there with us. >> steve: oh!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: carrie underwood will perform. >> steve: what? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have special guests, it's really cool, thursday, september 13th, "the tonight show," central park, new york city, it's going to be great. thank you very much. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: with t-mobile! i love you, t-mobile. thank you. but first, we have a fun show tonight. he is a grammy and golden globe-nominated performer. nick jonas is here, you guys! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to talk to him, then nick is going to perform his new single "right now" featuring robin schulz to close out the show. plus she stars in the new series, "sorry for your loss," elizabeth olsen is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] it's a big show. and then close out the show with nick. as i said, nick jonas is on the show. [ cheers ] we love this guy. i know. we've had him on forever. i mean, yeah. but he's just the best dude. and we always -- i like to drop by before the show and everyone's dressing room just to say hi, check in. and most of the time it's pretty casual conversation but sometimes it's a lip sync
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conversation. [ light laughter ] i'll show you what i mean. check this out. [ knocking ] >> come in. ♪ hello there [ laughter ] ♪ hello, hello >> jimmy: what you got there? ♪ i just ordered sushi from japan ♪ >> jimmy: oh, i love sush. ♪ t-t-t-tasty tasty >> no, i love it, too. well -- ♪ only partly i only love my bed and my mama i'm sorry ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, that's a lot of wasabi right there. >> yeah. ♪ i like it like that ♪ i'm pickin it up pickin' it up i'm lovin' i'm livin' i'm pickin' it up ♪ >> that's pretty spicy so -- ♪ be careful ♪ i'm burnin' up burnin' up ♪ >> just stay with it. ♪ everything's going to be all right everything's going to be okay ♪ >> jimmy: wow, i got to say. ♪ you made me a you made me a believer
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believer ♪ >> hey, do you know what time it is? ♪ maybe it's 6:45 [ laughter ] ♪ my, my, my >> i'm going to be late. >> jimmy: for what? ♪ i'm leaving on a jet plane don't know when i'll be back again ♪ >> but probably tuesday. >> jimmy: oh, i have a flight, too. i'm kind of scared of flying, though. ♪ i get a little bit nervous ♪ >> where you going? ♪ havana ooh na na ♪ [ laughter ] >> how about you? ♪ east atlanta na na na ♪ >> i have an idea. ♪ why don't you just meet me in the middle in the middle ♪ >> jimmy: wait, where would that be? ♪ welcome to miami bienvenidos a miami ♪ >> i'll get us an uber to the airport. >> jimmy: whoa, an iphone x, i mean -- i only have an iphone 6. ♪ i still get jealous [ laughter ] >> what's your wi-fi password?
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♪ poopy-di scoop scoop diddy whoop whoop-di scoop di poop ♪ [ laughter ] >> wow. i can't believe that actually worked. >> jimmy: how far away is the uber? >> it says it's -- ♪ five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes ♪ >> jimmy: not bad. ♪ let's go let's go let's go ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to nick jonas. make sure you check out his new single, "right now," featuring robin schulz. we'll be right back with "thank you notes," everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ music: "bygones" by oliver ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, welcome back, everybody. today is friday. that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox or return some e-mails and of course, i send out thank you notes and i was running a a bit -- [ cheers and applause ] running a bit behind today. so, i thought if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool with you? [ cheers and applause ] james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? ♪ [ laughter ]
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he's always in such a great mood. >> steve: wow. he is. wow. [ laughter ] geez. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, cover of bob woodward's new book, "fear," for looking like a a gritty biography about the kool-aid man. [ laughter and applause ] oh yeah. >> steve: oh yeah. >> jimmy: oh yeah. good-bye kool-aid man. [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you, touchdown dances, for giving me a five-second preview of what each player looks like after his third martini at a wedding. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ la, la, ooh, la >> jimmy: i thought about that too. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: did i just vibe that to you, you think? >> steve: you've vibe -- i think you super-vibed it to me. ♪ havana >> jimmy: yeah, that's what they're doing. ♪ [ laughter ] is that the words? >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, s'mores,
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for letting me eat the stickiest messiest snack in the world miles away from the nearest bathroom. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: eating some dirt. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, dorms with bunk beds, for helping students officially enter adulthood by feeling like an 8-year-old child. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, song i set as my alarm. it's nice to take something i love and slowly turn it into something i'll hate for the rest of my life. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ havana ♪ havana >> jimmy: what's up? [ phone ringing sounds ] [ laugher ]
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>> steve: is that your ice cream phone? >> jimmy: hey, i thought my ice cream phone was ringing. >> steve: no, no, no. >> jimmy: oh, i think it is. [ phone ringing sounds ] hello? >> steve: hello. >> jimmy: hey, what's up, man? >> steve: who dis? >> jimmy: it's jimmy. you called me. >> steve: oh, man, i must have called the wrong number. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: who were you looking for? >> steve: camila cabello. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: camila cabello? >> steve: camila cabello, yeah. >> jimmy: no, she's not here. >> steve: oh. do you know where she is? >> jimmy: do i know where -- >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: do i know where camila cabello is? >> steve: what city is she in? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i do know where she is. >> steve: oh, where is she? >> jimmy: i do know where she is. >> steve: can you please tell me? >> jimmy: i do know where she is. >> steve: where is she? >> jimmy: she's in -- ♪ havana ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i gotta close it. i gotta close it.
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>> sorry, i didn't catch that. >> jimmy: all right. thank you, siri. i turned siri on. >> steve: sorry siri. siri. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, chips and guac as an appetizer for letting me fill up on four entire avocados before eating a a six-pound burrito. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: i -- i care. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, pullout couches, for giving a good night's rest to about 10% of my body. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, powdered sugar, for being something you use in a a recipe once and then keep in your pantry for the next 40 years. guys, those are my thank you notes. we'll be right back with nick jonas [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a a very talented singer, songwriter and actor. his latest single, "right now," is available right now. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome nick jonas! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, hello. good to see you, buddy. >> great to see you, as always. >> jimmy: big congrats. hey. [ cheers and applause ] they love you. they love you. we love you. >> i love you. >> jimmy: i got a lot too -- i love me too. [ laughter ] i want to get to the song. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but what a year you've had. first of all, can i just recap the year? >> sure. >> jimmy: this is what happened to you.
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you were in "jumanji" and "jumanji" made almost $1 billion worldwide. i don't know if you knew that. [ cheers and applause ] biggest movie. congratulations. you were fantastic in it. >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: then you got nominated for a golden globe for your song in "ferdinand. and then even the best news, the biggest news, the coolest news. you got engaged to our buddy. [ cheers and applause ] priyanka chopra. ♪ i've got to say, dude, she is the most fun person. we love her so much. priyanka chopra. >> she's the best. >> jimmy: how did you -- how did you meet? >> well, we met through a a friend. so we got connected first over text and we started talking for a while, and it was about six months before we met up in person. and then we actually attended the met gala a few years ago together. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> had a great time, but it just -- >> jimmy: as friends. >> just friends. and our lives were kind of taking us to different places. and the thing that was funny, is people would ask us, both in an interview setting and in private, "are you guys seeing each other?" and the answer was "no" and people thought we were being coy. and so did we --
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until we cut to now we're engaged so the story sort of wrote itself. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, like, oops. yeah. >> but you know, we then met up a couple months ago -- i think five months ago now, and it was kind of immediate and i think we just knew it was right and jumped right in and we're very happy. >> jimmy: oh, that's fantastic dude. i love that. i love her -- [ cheers and applause ] please give her -- give her my best. she's one of our favorites. >> she's here. >> jimmy: is she here? >> she's here right now. >> jimmy: is she in the crowd? [ cheers and applause ] >> she's over there. >> jimmy: hey, pal. hey, how are you? hi. ow. all right. i mean -- i think. i mean, i think she's okay. [ light laughter ] oops. sorry. you know i love you, pal. explain to me what this is about. >> so, we -- okay, so after we got engaged, we then went to india, to her home country and to mumbai. and my parents came along and we did this beautiful roka ceremony. >> jimmy: what is that? >> basically, it's a a confirmation from both sides of the family that they approve of the engagement.
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and then there's some beautiful prayers and a connection just for the family to have a chance to meet and hang out and get to know each other. it's really incredible, and you know, we both left that ceremony so full of joy. >> jimmy: how did your family handle that? >> they loved it. my parents were blown away by the love shared among all the people. and just the -- >> jimmy: a little different than new jersey. >> a little different than jersey. [ light laughter ] but it was really special and for she and i, i think it was just nice to be able to have that time with the family first. and have that private moment. and be able to share with the world afterwards. but it's funny that we have this beautiful ceremony, and we felt so connected, and our families all met. and it was spiritual. and then we put it on instagram. and we were like, "oh my god, it's official." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now we instagram. now it's real. now they really have to do it. yeah. do you guys, there's a nice picture of the family there on instagram. now uh, np -- is that your logo? is that a logo for your -- do you guys have a celebrity nickname? >> we -- >> jimmy: priyanka, you can answer that. do you have a celebrity nickname?
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>> she likes prick. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. >> i don't like that one. >> jimmy: absolute no. [ laughter ] i have to ask you this question because it's one of my favorite stories. we were talking earlier today. thanks for doing the bit, by the way. >> oh it was great. i had a lot of fun. >> jimmy: love hanging out with you. but you told me the story about going to the golden globes and it must have been exciting. >> oh gosh. >> jimmy: i was like, "was it exciting for you?" and you go, "yeah, i lost, but --" just tell the story 'cause it's great. >> well, i feel like every time i come here i tell you a really embarrassing story by the way. >> jimmy: exactly. and that's why -- [ laughter ] yeah, and i love that you keep coming back and i keep making you embarrass yourself. >> but it's sad that the first thought i had when something embarrassing happens is, "i got to talk to jimmy." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: please, always do that. please. >> so, i'm at the golden globes. i was very excited. i was so honored to be nominated for the song. and it was a real career milestone for me. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i'm sitting in the audience with my brother who came with me. and they announced the award and we lost. or, i lost. me and my co-writers. and i was devastated. i was really hoping it would happen and he said, "let's go to the bar, let's grab a drink.
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blow off some steam for a a minute and we'll go back inside." >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so i go to the bar with joe. i grab myself a beer, and he gets one. and i'm hanging out and i've heard all this talk that michael keaton is arriving soon. people are whispering, "michael keaton's coming over. he's gonna come over." and i'm thinking to myself, "wow, this is great. i'm so excited to meet michael keaton." >> jimmy: yeah, i love michael keaton. >> and i've got my beer here and there's a woman here trying to take a picture of me and joe. and she bumps into us as he approaches. and the beer spills all over michael keaton just before he goes on stage to present an award. [ light laughter ] so cut to three or four days ago, we're at the u.s. open. >> jimmy: this is the best. >> and i kid you not. i walk in, shuffling to our thing with the beer, and i see michael keaton. it's like he locks eyes with me. he's like -- [ light laughter ] "i hope you're not drinking a a beer." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you better watch it jonas." >> and i sat down. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i had the little bag on my lap. put my beer on the ground, and he's right here. and the bag falls off in slow motion. [ audience oohs ] hits the beer. and it spills below his feet. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all over -- all over michael keaton.
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>> but it didn't hit him. it was all over his feet and i'm wondering now if he knows that it was me and he just ignored it. or if he was so mad that he just let it go. i don't know. [ laughter ] but it's a theme -- >> jimmy: but it's a theme for you. and that sounds like something that would happen to me. >> it's just so embarrassing and of all people, it's michael keaton. >> jimmy: he's the greatest. >> he's the coolest. >> jimmy: yeah. he's a good sport too. congrats on "right now." >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm excited about this. and you'll be performing for us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] not only are you writing and performing songs, but you're also writing and performing -- writing movies and plays. is that true? >> yeah. so i started writing, actually -- another connection we have, is that one of the times i came before, we were talking about gangster movies. and i'm from jersey and i hadn't seen a lot of these classic mafia movies. >> jimmy: oh, that was awful. >> so you were kind enough to get me a gift basket of all the movies. and i watched them all. most of them. >> jimmy: you did? >> "sopranos." and i got so inspired and it's close to home because it's jersey, that i actually wrote a a play about the son of a wise guy in brooklyn, new york, named gino castaluccio, and we're doing our second reading
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of the play next week. >> jimmy: no way. >> yeah. and so that -- and a couple films. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dude, i love that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i feel like i inspired you. >> so i'm going to give you 50% once we go on broadway. >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> it's only right. >> jimmy: i just want a ticket to the show. that's all i need. oh, yeah. please. i want to do -- i want to do something fun with you if you don't mind. >> okay. >> jimmy: there are a lot of these really popular quizzes online on sites like buzzfeed. where you answer a series of questions and they tell you which jonas brother you are. [ laughter ] have you seen these? have you heard of these? >> i've seen these. >> jimmy: yeah. well -- >> never done it. this is strange. >> jimmy: we have one right here. >> oh boy. >> jimmy: and i was just wondering if you wanted to do it and see which jonas brother you are. [ laughter ] according to this. we're gonna find out once and for all. >> this is great. >> jimmy: yeah. >> could we do it now? >> jimmy: you could be joe. i have no idea. >> all right. >> jimmy: choose a color. really? blue. >> choose a milkshake flavor. i like vanilla. >> jimmy: yeah. >> choose a city. >> jimmy: l.a., paris, or
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miami. >> paris is great. choose a music genre. >> jimmy: i'm gonna say you're gonna go rock. >> country, actually. >> jimmy: what? all right, on this you're gonna do waffles. >> you're right, actually. you know me so well. >> jimmy: i do. >> choose a pet. dog. obviously. >> jimmy: this one -- >> this is tough. >> jimmy: peanut butter -- >> goldfish. choose a female celebrity. choose one. okay. >> jimmy: just choose one. >> rihanna. okay. choose somewhere to live. country. >> jimmy: really? >> choose a drink. lemonade, pop, coffee. it's coffee. >> jimmy: really? >> choose -- >> jimmy: you are such a joe. [ laughter ] >> love bug, obviously. >> jimmy: what? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that is so joe! you are so joe right now! don't even kid. >> classic joe. >> jimmy: nick jonas has been joe the whole time. i love that. >> that's awesome. >> jimmy: i love you, pal. thanks for being here.
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>> hey, you're the best. >> jimmy: nick jonas, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] nick jonas is performing for us later. elizabeth olsen joins us after the break. stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our next guest from her work in "godzilla" and "avengers: infinity war." she now stars in the new series, "sorry for your loss," which premiers its first four episodes september 18th on facebook watch. please welcome elizabeth olsen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: love right there. come on, pal. >> hey. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. thank you for being here. that was some love right there from the audience, standing ovation. [ cheers and applause ] they love you. welcome back. how was your summer? did you get any time off? >> i -- well, with this show, i'm a producer on it. >> jimmy: hey! >> so, we wrapped production -- post production last week but i, like, planned a long weekend to go to mexico. >> jimmy: yeah. >> to go to tulum. >> jimmy: ooh, that's beautiful. >> which i've heard so much about -- >> jimmy: yes. >> and it's supposed to have really beautiful blue water. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> and i got there and the ocean was brown and spitting up seaweed and there were tractors that were turning the seaweed into mulch. the seaweed smelled like sulfur and you guys, like, i don't like water as it is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't like water. >> i don't like jumping in the ocean. i really don't like getting a a bathing suit on. and it was -- it just smelled
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like sulfur and it just sounded like tractors. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think that's -- i think that's a great time. >> but i had a great time. >> jimmy: oh, of course. sound like a blast. >> but that -- it's not -- i also planned like another trip that was off season. i think i like deals. >> jimmy: where you don't do any research? >> no, i do research. i'm like, "oh, this is such a a good deal." and i don't know why until i get there and i'm like, "oh, it's hurricane season." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: of course it's a a great deal. yeah. no wanted it. what was the other trip you planned? >> i went to fiji. it was the first time i planned a vacation for myself, like as someone who, like, has a job and i was like, "i'm going to go somewhere crazy." i'm going to go to fiji where the water's beautiful. and i got there, and it was off season, and we get to the island that we have this, like, cool house on with one of my closest friends, and the locals call the island mud island because all of the mud from the mountains falls around this island. [ laughter ] so, i've done this twice now. >> jimmy: mud island. [ laughter ]
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>> i just like the sea isn't my cup of tea. >> jimmy: is not for you. >> no. >> jimmy: mud island. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, that's fantastic. i want to vacation there. >> not for me. so, i'm just going --- >> jimmy: i'm going to call you next time i'm -- go, "when should i go?" and i'm not going to go at that time. >> yeah. [ laughter ] if anyone needs any advice when to travel, just don't ask me. >> jimmy: don't call you. i follow you on instagram. i like that you're doing instagram. >> i'm doing it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: do you not want to do it? oh, yeah. >> oh, yeah. i don't like interact -- i don't like interacting with strangers, not like -- you know, "hi, hello." [ laughter ] but like -- it's a little -- >> jimmy: in private. >> invasive or something, and so i was just like, "you know, i'm just going to do it." and all these people were like, "don't do it." >> jimmy: yeah, they want to see you. yeah. >> so i thought that if i -- if i were to do it, i wanted to do it -- >> jimmy: i'd love it. >> with a sense of humor. >> jimmy: friday, you do this thing called feed me friday. >> yes. >> jimmy: feed me friday. >> alliteration's very important on instagram. >> jimmy: yeah. feed me friday. >> throwback thursday. >> jimmy: yeah. throwback thursday. feed me friday. >> yes. >> jimmy: you started it, and what it is, basically, just paparazzi photos of you, unflattering shots of you eating food.
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>> yes. [ laughter ] yes, it is. >> jimmy: were you -- i brought some examples here. this is very, very cool. here's one that you posted. this is you. [ laughter ] >> that's like a pretty one. there are worse. >> jimmy: it's not bad, yeah. but what are you eating there? like a pudding? >> that's my version of pretty also. >> jimmy: that's a, that's a -- >> that's a kale salad. >> jimmy: it is? >> yep, looks like it's something better. [ light laughter ] but it's not. >> jimmy: that's some paparazzi you got here, and then here's one. this is -- what is that? >> an air head. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, you're eating an airhead. >> that's an airhead. i'm onset, and i'm eating a a blue air head. >> jimmy: you're eating a blue airhead. that's a good photo of you. it's the best photo here. >> it is. >> jimmy: this is -- you take salad. you can't eat it the wrong way. >> well, it's a delicate thing. >> jimmy: it's a beautiful thing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, and you're beautiful. >> it's a lady like thing. >> jimmy: yeah, it's very lady like thing. here's you eating a salad. fantastic. [ laughter and applause ] >> and this is on my tulum vacation. >> jimmy: is that the tulum vacation? >> yeah, i don't know why there are people there taking pictures in bathing suits. >> jimmy: i'm so happy paparazzi don't care about me. oh, man. [ laughter ] now everyone probably knows you
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are the younger sister to twin sisters, mary kate and ashley, who i love. >> yes. >> jimmy: and they're the best, and you know, they -- when they were little they were the olsen twins and they would make these videos and movies and they're so cute. >> about 60 videos or something. >> jimmy: is that right? >> it's crazy. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. and then they would rope you into a couple. >> yeah. it was like afterschool care. >> jimmy: oh really? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you remember a a video called "butt out?" >> i do. vaguely. not so well. i remember, like, i know it. i've seen it. but like the actual experience of doing it, i don't remember so much. >> jimmy: well, i'll refresh your memory 'cause we have it. [ light laughter ] we have a clip. this is you and your sisters doing "b-u-t-t out." "butt out." >> yeah. >> jimmy: check this out. ♪ be a sweetie b-u-t-t b-u-t-t, out ♪ ♪ eat your zitti b-u-t-t b-u-t-t, out♪ >> jimmy: you're so cute. come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> so funny. >> jimmy: you said it at them. >> i know. >> jimmy: pouting. >> yeah, pout.
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pout out. >> jimmy: pouting face. let's talk about this show, "sorry for your loss," on facebook watch. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which i do like. i think it's really fun. i like facebook watch. what is the show -- the series about? >> the series is about -- i play a young newly widowed woman named leigh, and it's about her journey dealing with grief and loss and not doing it in the most elegant of ways, and it's just kind -- it's an exploration of the inevitable thing that we all have to go through, which is losing someone. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it's that conversation, hopefully grounded in something that we can all relate to. >> jimmy: yeah. i want to show everyone a clip. here's elizabeth olsen in "sorry for your loss." take a look at this. >> when was the last time you went to your apartment? >> a little before the funeral. >> like three months? all your stuff is still there and you're still paying rent and utilities. >> yeah. yeah, i know. >> so, maybe you could go by your apartment and get your stuff.
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>> sure. >> yeah. >> sure. >> okay, great. thank you. >> you're welcome. >> i love you. >> i love you too. >> jimmy: elizabeth olsen, everybody. check out "sorry for your loss," september 18th, on facebook watch. nick jonas and robin schulz perform for us after the break. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ introducing 24/7 denim
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here with the t.v. debut of their new song, "right now," give it up for nick jonas and robin schulz! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ eh yeah yeah yeah eh yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ you are water my water my sun my moon and stars ♪ ♪ your heart is all i need it starts when you come i want to be where you are ♪ ♪ where you are every time you go away you're always tryna fight ♪ ♪ how bad i want you bad i want you ♪
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♪ i could try to fill the space with someone else tonight ♪ ♪ but i don't want to i don't want to ♪ ♪ right now you know i miss your body ♪ ♪ so i won't kiss nobody until you come back home and i swear the next time that i hold you ♪ ♪ i won't let you go nowhere ♪ ♪ you'll never be alone i'll never let you go you lead i follow ♪ ♪ no sleep that's what you said that's what you said ♪ ♪ and you should know you leave i'm hollow ♪ ♪ i need you in my bed you in my bed every time you go away ♪ ♪ i'm always trying to fight ♪ ♪ how bad i want you bad i want you i could try to fill the space ♪ ♪ with someone else tonight but i don't want to ♪
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♪ i don't want to ♪ right now you know i want your body ♪ ♪ so i won't kiss nobody until you come back home ♪ ♪ i swear the next time that i hold you ♪ ♪ i won't let you go nowhere you'll never be alone ♪ ♪ i'll never let you go ♪ oh no, no, no i'll never let you go ♪ ♪ ♪ right now you know i miss your body ♪ ♪ so i won't kiss nobody until you come back home ♪ ♪ i swear the next time that i hold you ♪ ♪ i won't let you go nowhere you'll never be alone ♪ ♪ right now
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you know i miss your body ♪ ♪ so i won't kiss nobody until you come back home ♪ ♪ i swear the next time that i hold you i won't let you ♪ ♪ go nowhere you'll never be alone i'll never let you go ♪ ♪ yeah oh oh i'll never let you go never let you go ♪ ♪ ♪ i'll never let you go [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! that's how you do it right, man. that's how you do it, buddy. good to see you. nick jonas right there. robin schulz. "right now" is out right now. we'll be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to elizabeth olsen, nick jonas, robin schulz, and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. i hope to see you next week. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- jessica biel, star of "crazy rich asians", actress awkwafina, creator of "disenchantment", writer matt groening, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. former white house aide omarosa manigault released a fourth secret recording today. apparently she hid the microphone somew t

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