Skip to main content

tv   The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon  NBC  February 26, 2019 11:34pm-12:35am PST

11:34 pm
spotty rain for the peninsula. about 5:00 and a scattered chance through the afternoon and not nearly as heavy as what we have been dealing with the rivers will continue to rise back downstream flooding. keep your alert up tomorrow. dry weather thursday and friday. possibly another half to one inch. >> the sunshine on the bay. the morning team is already get here to get to work. tomorrow and thursday morning, our newscast will begin earlier at 4:00 a.m. >> that will do it for us. please be careful driving tomorrow. >> steve: ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever, combining the harmony of barbershop quartet with the music of weezer, please welcome, the ragtime gals. [ cheers and applause ]
11:35 pm
♪ ♪ oo-ee-oo i look just like buddy holly ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ bom bom bom what's with these homies dissin' my girl why do they gotta front ♪ ♪ what did we ever do to these guys that made them so violent so violent ♪ ♪ yoo-hoo but you know i'm yours yoo-hoo and i know you're mine ♪ ♪ yoo-hoo and that's for all of time ♪ ♪ that's for all of time [ cheers and aus-oo you're mary tyler moore ♪
11:36 pm
♪ i don't care what they say about us anyway i don't care 'bout i don't care about that ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ my darlin' yoo-hoo but you know i'm yours ♪ ♪ yoo-hoo and i know you're mine yoo-hoo and that's for all of time ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- tyler perry, sarah hyland, "tonight showbotics",
11:37 pm
musical guest weezer, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 10 23! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] oh, what a crowd. hi. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you're here. give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen, right over there. [ cheers and applause ]
11:38 pm
well, you guys, president trump and kim jong-un have both arrived for their summit in vietnam. and this was nice, before their official meeting, trump and kim spent the day rehearsing of their intimate performance of "shallow" from "a star is born." [ laughter and applause ] isn't that nice? >> steve: aww. nice. >> jimmy: on the piano, it was good. you didn't know if they were going to kiss or not. it was great. >> steve: sha-la-la-la. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: actually, trump said that he has a very good relationship with kim jong-un and that they both see eye to eye. i mean, kim has to stand on a a chair for that to happen, but still these two, they do -- [ laughter and applause ] i saw that when trump landed, he was greeted by soldiers and a red carpet. i think trump was confused, 'cause when he walked the red carpet, he kept telling all the soldiers who he was wearing. [ laughter and applause ] "the suit is from men's warehouse. the wedding ring is fake. it's fondant. [ laughter ] and the hair and makeup is by me." [ laughter ] well, he thought he stepped onto the red carpet. turns out he just stepped on his tie. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. "oops, sorry."
11:39 pm
meanwhile, kim jong-un showed up in an armored train, because his airplane is 40 years old. [ audience ohs ] yep. his plane is so old, one guy was like, "i prefer to ride them when they're about 18 to 25." [ laughter and applause ] talking about planes. >> steve: wow, airplanes. >> jimmy: but did you see this? when kim got out of his train, his translator was a little behind and needed to catch up. watch this. ♪ >> jimmy: there he comes right here. wait. out of the way. wait. let me go. oh, my gosh. let me out of here. oh, please, please. oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] no matter what language you speak, you know he was saying, "oh, crap, oh crap. great, don't kill me! don't kill me! please don't kill me. oh, my goodness." [ laughter and applause ] "yes, hi. first question, hi, hi, hi." [ applause ] of course, when president trump arrived at the airport, he had to answer some questions at customs. and he had some pretty interesting responses. check this out. when asked, "where are you flying in from?" trump answered, "the sky." [ laughter ] then they asked, "how long do you intend to stay?" trump answered, "i'll let you know once i read the mueller report." [ laughter ]
11:40 pm
and finally, they asked, "do you have any plants or animals with you?" trump answered, "just the one on my head." well there you go. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] hey, some more political news. last night on cnn, wolf blitzer moderated a town hall with ie s. can we see bernie and wolf? yeah. [ light laughter ] looks like a before and after from an episode of "queer eye." wow. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] i love that episode. >> steve: yeah. beautiful. >> jimmy: that made me cry. it made me cry. but you guys, the 2 2020 election is already heating up. and for this election, we want to cut through all the spin and rumors about the candidates and get to the truth. it's time for a "tonight show" fact check. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ tonight show fact check tonight show fact check tonight show fact check ♪ >> jimmy: so here's the story going around right now about democratic candidate amy klobuchar. apparently one time her staffers forgot to get her a a fork, so she ate a salad with a comb. [ light laughter ] it's a pretty crazy story. we want to find out if there's any truth to it at all by seeing if it's actually possible to eat a salad with a a comb. thank you so much. here we go.
11:41 pm
let's try this. we have our combs here. [ cheers ] ♪ i like a lot of olive oil. >> steve: wow. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: worried it might be good for you? >> steve: yeah, get your omega 3s in. what's that? vinegar? >> jimmy: little vin. >> steve: nice. wow. like the cooking channel. >> jimmy: like that. ♪ >> steve: oh, ooh. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: pepper, of course. [ laughter ] >> steve: pepper. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: for the pepper lovers out there. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ drum roll ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! ♪ [ ding ] >> jimmy: it's good.
11:42 pm
it's possible. i don't recommend it, but it's possible. >> steve: yeah, it's possible. >> jimmy: that's good. yeah, wow. a little peppery, oh, my goodness. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: some tv news -- [ laughter ] >> steve: you want some water? oy! >> jimmy: wow! >> steve: too much pepper. >> jimmy: um -- woo! some tv news! [ light laughter ] i saw that hbo -- i saw that hbo just released a a new clip from the final season of "game of thrones." [ cheers and applause ] or it was just an old clip, but it's been so long that none of us noticed. it's like -- [ laughter and applause ] do we remember that? is that a -- did that happen already? yeah, the clip was three seconds long. that's right. three seconds every two years. or as married couples call that, pretty good. [ laughter and applause ] oh, and last night was an all-new episode of "the bachelor." [ cheers and applause ]
11:43 pm
i love "the bachelor." and colton went skydiving. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: yeah. but before he jumped out of the plane, he said a prayer to himself. listen to what he said. >> god, please let me survive this fall, because i still have to lose my virginity. i don't know what i'm missing yet. i heard it's really good. amen. [ screams ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: well, now we know what sound he'll make when it finally happens. he's like -- [ laughter and applause ] [ screams ] the skydiving instructor was like, "can you pray for something else while we're strapped together?" [ laughter ] in the same episode, colton went on four hometown dates. but it seemed like cassie's dad wasn't that thrilled about him. listen to what he said about colton. >> i don't know him, but he seemed like a, you know, guy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: whoa, whoa, whoa. save something for your wedding toast, dad. [ laughter and applause ]
11:44 pm
wow. i seemed like a guy? oh, thanks. i saw a story in "usa today" about a texas man who's spending his retirement living at a holiday inn. when friends told him that he was in "usa today," he was like, "i know i live at a a holiday inn. hello. [ laughter and applause ] it's the only paper i read." and finally here's a local story -- thank you, roots. yeah. [ light laughter ] the roots got it. finally, here's a local story. teachers at a high school in queens are complaining that the principal is letting the students smoke weed. [ audience ohs ] yeah, you could tell weed's a a problem, because this year's school play was "harold and kumar go to white castle." [ light laughter ] [ applause ] guys, do you ever see a photo in the news and think, well that headline could be much better? i'll show you what i mean. it's time for "news and improved." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ news and improved >> jimmy: for example, check out this first photo here. the original headline was "trump fights with congress
11:45 pm
over border." that headline can definitely be improved. if you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been "uber passenger regrets asking driver how he's doing." [ laughter and applause ] check out this next photo. the original headline was "spike lee wins first academy award." [ laughter ] but if you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been "son clearly too large for baby bjorn." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: i don't know. >> jimmy: i got to put you down. my back is killing me. this next headline was "bradley cooper and lady gaga perform at oscars." headline could have been "aunt and uncle get a little too handsy after fourth glass of wine." [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] next headline was, "trump fights back against investigation." headline could have been, "man in boarding zone four clearly trying to sneak into zone three." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh, i didn't notice. >> jimmy: "oh, i didn't even know. i've never done this before. [ laughter ] i have to take off my shoes and open my laptop? oh, i don't know." >> steve: "wait, my belt too?"
11:46 pm
[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: "i can't bring all the shampoo on? i don't know." [ laughter ] >> steve: "all these waters have to go? all right." >> jimmy: "my costco bottle of shampoo has to be left here? i don't know. i've never done this before." [ light laughter ] this next headline was, "investors worry about stock crash." headline could have been, "man one guess away from reaching limit on password attempts." like, oh, come on. it's close to that. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] going to shut me down. [ schwarzenegger accent ] "it's gonna shut me down, there's no way to go to do that now!" and finally this headline was "japanese prime minister praises trump." headline could have been, "want to feel old? this is what 'the shining' twins look like today." [ laughter and applause ] there you go. that's all the time we have for "news and improved." we'll be back with tyler perry, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
11:47 pm
i go to a lot of different music festivals. because i am tall, i get that good kind of view of whatever's going on on the stage. it's really cool to be able to immediately post it on my social media. (vo) there when it matters. get $300 off our best phones. only on verizon. ♪ for the irresistible taste of temptations™ treats. temptations ™. all it takes is a shake™.
11:48 pm
♪ (butcher) we both know you're not just islooking for pork chops. you're searching for ing more... ...red-blooded. right this way. you thirst for adrenaline, you hunger for raw power. well, you've come to the right place. the road is yours, dig in.
11:49 pm
11:50 pm
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest wrote, directed and stars in the new movie "tyler perry's a a madea family funeral," which is in theaters this friday. you can also see him on stage performing around the country
11:51 pm
in "tyler perry's madea's farewell play tour." please welcome the one and only tyler perry! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> i love it. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. >> welcome back to tyler perry's "tonight show." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly. thank you so much for coming back. you know, i just saw you at the oscars. you were looking grethere. this is backstage. at the dolby theatre. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now this is a a photo -- >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's madea holding that on the wall and how does that happen? >> all right, so they have all of these pictures in this room that was my dressing room. they've got all these pictures of sean connery and all these other people with their -- holding their oscars so i did a a fake one and put it up behind the column and i'd be like -- >> jimmy: but this is when you did your tour. >> yeah, this is right -- this is before the academy awards. so i was like, "by the time i
11:52 pm
come back, they gonna take it down. somebody's going to notice it." i go back in that room. it's still up. [ laughter ] it's still up. [ applause ] still up. >> jimmy: and sean connery right there. >> sean connery. >> jimmy: it's so funny. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love that you did that, though. >> we bought our oscars across the street at the novelty store, right across the street. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is after you got those. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: but -- i saw also because i follow beyonce on instagram and she posted a a photo with you -- you and the awards. >> yeah. she saw it first. >> jimmy: she saw it first. yeah. >> as soon as she walked in the room she noticed it. she said, "i wasn't back there when you took that picture. >> jimmy: what made you think to do that? >> i was just like, "hmm, this is -- some prank here. see if it works." and it's still up. >> jimmy: she's holding a bunch of oscars. i mean -- >> she won a whole lot of them. [ laughter and applause ] she won a whole lot of them. >> jimmy: like, six oscars. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what would she say if she won six oscars? >> "well, first i want to thank these spanx for holding everything together." [ laughter ] yeah, that's right, that's right. >> jimmy: now you're doing the
11:53 pm
"madea's farewell play tour." >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: the whole character, madea, started with plays. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we talked about this when you've been on the show. now you're going around to all these theaters. because this is farewell. you're saying goodbye to this character. >> farewell tour, yeah. it's been great. we've been sold out with 35 shows and we were sold out. that's why i was at the dolby theatre and we did -- that was on a day we did three show, all sold out. 10,000 people came to see -- that -- in that one day, it's been insane.>>eah. >> jimyo love. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: people love you. i want to get into the movie because, man, i just loved this from start to finish. but i want to talk about this tour because you do this thing, and you have people like jay z and beyonce coming to see you. >> can you believe that? >> jimmy: does that -- [ laughter ] does that trip you out when you're doing this play? did you ever see someone and get nervous and get intimidated and go, "i don't know if i can go on." >> not, "i don't know if i can go on," because i need to go get that money but, no -- [ laughter ] no, no, no. the only person that really freaked me out was prince. just, when he came to the show. >> jimmy: oh really? >> that was the most intimidating moment, yes.
11:54 pm
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how did it all happen? did you see him come in? did you know he was coming? >> yeah, because i got a call earlier. he said, "i heard you're doing 'purple rain' in the show." i was like, "yeah, i'm just playing around." he's like, "do it again, i'm going to sue you." [ laughter ] no, that's what he said. on the phone. i had never talked to him before. >> jimmy: no, he -- >> the phone rings, it's an unknown number, i answered, and it's him. "you do it again, i'm going to sue you." i said, "uh, yes, sir, mr. prince. and he goes, "and i'll be there tonight, i need ten tickets." he serious? is he kidding?" so he came and it was time for me to do "purple rain" in the show and i didn't do it. i looked out at the audience at him and he gives me this nod. so i sent the microphone out there to him and he started singing "purple rain" from the audience. worst mistake of my life. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why? >> because couldn't get the audience back. prince -- he wrecked the house. [ laughter ] he's like, "i will teach your ass to never do my song again." [ laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he owned the room. he owned the room. >> jimmy: how fun was that? >> it was incredible. it was incredible. yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, he had a great sense of humor. prince. >> he did. he really did. >> jimmy: every time he came on here. >> he really did. >> jimmy: let's talk about the
11:55 pm
movie because this is the final "madea." this is the family funeral. >> yeah. >> jimmy: why is this the plot line for her final one? >> you know what, i tried it two years ago before. nobody's -- before acrimony. but i just left it in the can for a while because i wanted to -- i didn't want to go "boo!", "boo! 2" and then another "madea." so i took a break and now it's coming out. but a funeral, listen, there's some of the funniest moments ever have happened at black funerals. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy, have you ever been to a black funeral? >> jimmy: yeah, i think -- yeah. >> you should go to at least -- [ laughter ] you should at least go to at least three or four of them. because it's just -- >> jimmy: really? there's humor involved. >> oh, my god, man. so much -- and i'm thinking, somebody's got to put this in a a movie so i just spoofed it all. i spoofed it all. >> jimmy: but it's also good there's emotion there, too. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but i got to say i don't know how you do these scenes with yourself. you act really funny scenes -- you're yelling at yourself. laughing at your jokes. dude, you're playing three characters at once and i go, "this is insane." >> yeah. >> jimmy: you realize that you're the only person that could do stuff like this. >> that's crap. you do this show every night and you do some amazing skits. are you kidding me? come on, man. >> jimmy: no, but nothing like that. no. [ cheers and applause ]
11:56 pm
>> jimmy: well, basically, can we set it up? >> yeah. >> jimmy: because basically what happens is madea is not dead. >> no, madea is not dead. >> jimmy: it's someone else. >> somebody in the family dies who was out taking sexual stimulants and -- [ laughter ] and you've heard those warnings of commercials. >> jimmy: four hours or more, call your doctor. >> exactly right. [ laughter ] so he had one of those that lasted many, many, many days even after his death. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's honestly -- it's so funny. i want to show everyone a scene here. this is a clip. here's a scene from "tyler perry's a madea family funeral." it's out this friday. take a look at this. >> he was a fine man. >> he don't look bad. >> yeah, worked out all the time. ain't eat nothing but salmon. >> maybe that's right. >> and grain drinks and stuff like that. >> he done got dead and i'm able. and look at him. we outlived him. layin' there dead and we still alive, still kicking. that pork got us kicking, dawg. >> bacon ain't never hurt nobody. >> baby, why are you smiling. y'all put this smile on his face. >> he seems like he was a happy man in his final moments.
11:57 pm
it stuck. we're sorry. apparently he was taking some sort of stimulant. we're having some trouble keeping it down. >> what is it? what you talking about, the lid on the casket? >> uh-huh. >> move. it's still up. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: it's funny. tyler perry, everybody! "tyler perry's a madea family funeral" is in theaters this friday. we'll be right back with robots. stick around, everybody. it's going to be fun. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
11:58 pm
♪ they say we're too grown for fun ♪ ♪ we say playful's never done lett flow ♪ ♪ stack it up, rack it up, let it go ♪ ♪ i got a secret the world should know ♪ ♪ the cold and flu fightings. machine. you put in your machine. press the button to brew up powerful relief. to defeat your toughest cold and flu symptoms fast.
11:59 pm
new theraflu powerpods. press. sip. relief. ♪ i don't have cash, you said you took credit card. ♪ ♪ ♪ [whistle] ♪ hold up! nelson, you smell great. and no sweat, either. wow, you're the new team captain. evy time you move. and no sweat, either. degree. it won't let you down.
12:00 am
and i wanted to ask you before i ask her may i have your permission to marry her? you're marrying her and her whole world shop neil lane diamond engagement rings... ...at kay. shop neil lane diamond engagement rings... ♪ the unknown beyond the horizon. that was once our frontier. and this is the vehicle crafted to conquer it.first-of-its-kind lexus ux and ux f sport, also available in hybrid all-wheel drive. experience amazing at your lexus dealer.
12:01 am
all of you. how you live, what you love. that's what inspired us to create america's most advanced internet. internet that puts you in charge. that protects what's important. and reaches everywhere. this is beyond wifi, this is xfi. simple. easy. awesome. xfinity, the future of awesome. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everyone.
12:02 am
here at "the tonight show" we love technology. we love the latest thing and we love robots. and i found some really interesting robots that i'm about to show you. it is time for "tonight showbotics." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ showbotics showbotics yeah ♪ >> jimmy: all right, this is "tonight showbotics." let's meet our first robots. please welcome marco tempest and his mini flyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: pleasure, nice to see you, mome.. please, thank you for being here. these are -- are these mini drones? let me s should i -- ld worried? [ light laughter ] >> not at all. >> jimmy: okay, okay. all right, interesting there. so, what do you do with these? >> well, i like to experiment with advanced technology and kind of find out what you might do with them in the very near future. so, i thought how would it be like if we had tiny flying robots which follow us around like pets. probably look like this.
12:03 am
jump. there you go. let's bring up two more. all right, and they listen to my commands. i can bring them in just a a little bit like this. can just step inside and go like this. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ] that is amazing. >> and they can sense where i am. so, i can ask this one to come up. hey, little guy. come on. want to see a little closer? >> jimmy: maybe. >> come on. there you go. so, they're super tiu ow, you s be -- >> jimmy: famous -- famous last words. >> all right. you lo >> jimmy: i'm frightened out of my mind. >> if you want them to spin it's super easy. you just raise your hand like this.
12:04 am
and do a little bit of this. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is amazing. >> and then let's make them stop. and as you lift your hand again, they're going to land. just like this. wiggle your hand and that's it. there you go. >> jimmy: i think -- i kicked these two right there. >> actually, you know what, let's have them come home. it's like everybody is gone. everybody, get up, get up, get up. and no pushing here. everybody can fit in the suitcase. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> there you go. and -- >> jimmy: this is unbelievable. >> that's it. >> jimmy: wow! [ cheers and applause ] thank you, marco. that was fantastic. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: all right, you can head right over there. i love it. wow. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that was amazing. let's meet our next robot that came all the way from japan. please welcome yuito, tomoaki, and jumpen the skipping penguin robot.
12:05 am
[ cheers and applause ] ♪>>ice to meet you. >> jimmy: nice to meet you as well. thank you so much for being here. what does jumpen the skipping penguin do? >> yes. he can jump. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: does he -- does he do anything else? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: fantastic. all right, well, let's get jumpen the skipping robot. let's get him going. see what he does. can we -- ♪ ♪ i see all sorts of buttons back here. yep. let's see it. [ speaking foreign language ] [ cheers and applause ] yes, yes! that is awesome! [ cheers and applause ]
12:06 am
>> jimmy: i can? >> bend your knee. like this. yes. okay. [ laughter ] ready?gue ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, wow! i love it. there you go, right there. oh, my gosh! yuito, tomoaki. the skipping -- the skipping penguin robot. i love it. all right, you can head over there. thank you so much. do you want then with this guy? [ cheers ] ♪ that was great. thank you very much. ♪ thank you, thank you so much for that. you guys are awesome. guys, it's time to meet our last robot. it is a collaboration between deka research and fedex. please welcome bree carere and the fedex same day robot. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: bree carere. now, that is the fedex same day robot.
12:07 am
>> yes. we are so excited to introduce it to you. and to the whole world. it's our global unveiling. >> jimmy: tell me about this thing. what is it? >> wel t hall. where is the robot? goods to your home. jimmy: it's >> absolutely. it's on its way now. >> jimmy: look at this thing. this is the future. oh, my gosh. [ cheers ] so, this is just going to be out on the streets and just around and i mean -- what can it deliver? >> well, it can deliver lots. it can deliver anything from your local restaurant, from a a local retailer. i know you're a parent. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, if you're at home and you have a sick child and you don't want to go to the pharmacy it can bring the medicine to you at your door. >> jimmy: and it can deal with all these elements? let's see -- >> well, let's watch it. i think it will. >> jimmy: this is -- this is the future right here. this is unbelievable. >> so it can go on paved or unpaved surfaces. >> jimmy: so, he's on the beach right there. >> yes. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: now he's off-roading a little bit. >> through the water. >> jimmy: through the water. come on, get up to the top, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] can he do it? can he do it? >> he can do it. >> jimmy: wow.
12:08 am
this is the future right here. this is unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] >> we ha. our national unveiling. we're going to talk about all the national retailers that we've been partnering with to design this device. and, again, to bring things right to the front door of anyone at home. >> jimmy: so, i got a delivery right now. >> you do? >> jimmy: this is pretty cool. i just put my hand in there? >> please. >> jimmy: sure. wow. [ drumroll ] i got a pizza. >> pizza. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: and it's still warm. >> yes, awesome. >> jimmy: and it's still warm. it's a good pizza. i'm definitely going to take that. there's something else in there as well. >> i think that too. i can take this. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: here we go. this is not for me. this is for "the tonight show" audience. [ cheers and applause ] [ drumroll ] everyone in the audience is getting a $100 cash gift card courtesy of fedex. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
12:09 am
he's getting $100. [ applause ] you're my new best friend. thank you pal, congrats. let's get alr out here. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that's all the time we have for "tonight showbotics." my thanks to marco and his mini flyers. yuito, tomoaki, and jumpen the skipping penguin robot. [ cheers and applause ] bree carere and the fedex same day bot. stick around. we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪music playing ♪and all at once i knew ♪i knew at once ♪i knew he needed me ♪until the day i die i won't know why i knew he needed me♪
12:10 am
♪it could be fantasy o-oh ♪ ♪he needs me he needs me he needs me he needs me he needs me♪ ♪music playing the future. what we deliver by delivering. with advil liqui-gels, what stiff joints? what bad back? advil is... relief that's fast. strength that lasts.
12:11 am
what pain?k... with adviqui-gels. ♪ you guys hungry? ♪ ♪ ♪ (cat 1(cat 2) smell that? (cat 1) gravy! (cat 2) that's not gravy, that's extra gravy. (cat 1) whoa! (cat 2) that's friskies extra gravy! paté and chunky! (cat 1) gravy purr-adise. (cat 2) purr-adise? really? (vo) feed their fantasy. friskies. with the most lobster dishes lobsterfest of yeart red lobster er new crispy, coconutty like llobster in paradise.
12:12 am
new ultimate lobsterfest surf & tur it's time to lobsterfest, so hurry in. ...especially when your easily distracted teenager has the car. the worst... [ping] at subaru, we're taking on distracted driving with sensors that alert you when your eyes are off the road. the all-new subaru forester. the safest forester ever.
12:13 am
12:14 am
>> jimmy: hey guys, how we doing? everything good? [ cheers and applause ] >> from calgary alberta, i saw you on youtube the other night. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you had long hair. he had long hair, he was really young. you were on stage and you were performing with electric guitar. i' bimmy: t
12:15 am
phases.i ied a bunch of stuff. >> real hair. >> jimmy: i had real hair. yeah, i had long -- i tried long hair for a little second. then i thought, like, oh i love paul mccartney's hair from the '70s when he was in "wings." it was kind of almost like a a mullet but kind of came out on the sides. he wore sweater vests. the problem is, you need to have paul mccartney's face to look like paul mccartney. it was like me with a a paul mccartney wig on. it was so bad. i remember my uncle called me up once. he goes, "you got to settle a a bet for me. do you wear wigs?" i go, " i mean, like, during the show? like, yeah." he's like, "but on 'weekend update' is that your real hair?" i go, "yeah, that's my real hair." [ laughter ] you know me. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
12:16 am
why shop marshalls? because... their prices will thrill you. whoo-hoo! the brands will surprise you. mwah! and every trip feels like an instant victory. woman: marshalls. never boring. always surprising. ♪ somewhere you'll never find... sike! we put them everywhere. grocery stores and supermarkets, gas stations, and chiropractor's offices, bowling alleys, and grocery stores, which we already mentioned... not sorry, reese's. with the glad advanced protection kitchen bag. it's glad's strongest, toughest,
12:17 am
most leak resistant bag. be happy, it's glad.™ most leak resistant bag. i but i can tell you i liberty mutual customized my car insurance so i only pay for what i need. oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no... only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ charmin ultra soft! ♪ it's softer than ever. charmin ultra soft is softer than ever... so it's harder to resist. okay, this is getting a little weird.
12:18 am
and i wanted to ask you before i ask her may i have your permission to marry her? you're marrying her and her whole world shop neil lane diamond engagement rings... ...at kay. ♪ for the irresistible taste of temptations™ treats. what are you doing? oh hey, check this out. temptations ™. all it takes is a shake™. [whistle] ♪ hold up! nelson, you smell great. and no sweat, either. wow, you're the new team captain. degree advanced protection. ultimate protection activated every time you move. degree. it won't let you down. don't make her drink water pet, ysmelling of chlorine! give her culligan water, it can delicious for dogs! and delicious for humans!
12:19 am
and with filtered culligan water of course it... means maureen can drink it straight from the faucet! breathe right strips are designed to simply when nighttime nasal congestion closes in, open your nose right back up. ♪ breathe better. sleep better. breathe right. start with a light crystalvibes coating, then change into a smooth gum. with bursts of mango peach flavor that pop. and pop, pop, pop. new trident vibes. a burst of something new. since i'm a truck driver, sometimes i'm gone for, like, three weeks at a time. even if i'm 3,000 miles away, i'm connected with my boys. just pull on over, see my son's game, and i'm having a ball. (vo) there when it matters. get $300 off our best phones. only on verizon.
12:20 am
well, what if i... drove me home? [♪] what if we lost track of time? [♪] what if we took a leap of faith? whoo-hoo! what if you... missed my flight next week? [♪] the all-new rav4. toyota. let's go places.
12:21 am
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is one of the stars of the emmy-winning comedy "modern family," which airs wednesdays at 9:00 p.m. on abc. everyone, please welcome sarah hyland, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi! >> jimmy: hi! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming on our show. i appreciate it. you know the roots, right over there. >> hi, roots. >> jimmy: hey. [ light laughter ] >> i'm here! >> jimmy: i can't believe this is the first time we've done the show. >> i know, this is my first time, guys. i'm so excited. >> jimmy: oh, we love you so much. i'm so happy you're here. [ cheers and applause ] >> this is one of my favorite shows. >> jimmy: welcome. this is the set.
12:22 am
? >> jimmy: yes, of course. only the finest. >> amazing. the finest. >> jimmy: i want to say, you looked gorgeous the other night. >> oh, thanks. >> jimmy: at the "vanity fair" -- [ cheers and applause ] after party. oh, my gosh. stunning. who is that guy photobombing in the back? >> oh, just some random dude. >> jimmy: just a random dude right there. >> no, that's my boyfriend. >> jimmy: i want to talk to you about that guy. that's your boyfriend. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but you -- do you like going to these big events and you, like -- >> it's a weird concept. just, like, you know, a bunch of people dressed in ball gowns and things in, like, a small room but like -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's a lot of fun, because i get to see friends of mine that are, like, we never get to see each other, like, working, so -- yeah, i like it. you know, who doesn't love dressing up? i mean, i was just at the super bowl, which was so much fun. and i ran into my friend vanessa hudgens and -- [ cheers ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: we love her. >> i love her so much -- we've been friends for, like, ten years. and that was crazy. i actually ran into someone who
12:23 am
i hadn't seen in, like, 23 years. >> jimmy: this is bizarre, because i think this is kind of funny as well. this is paul rudd. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, this is, uh -- paul rudd, you ran into him. and here's the great paul rudd. we love him. >> that was us at the -- at the, like, the super bowl party. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's one of the -- he's one of the nicest guys i think we've ever had on the show. i love him so much. >> i mean, he's amazing. and i haven't seen him in 23 years. so, like, vanessa and my boyfriend, wells, came up to me and they were like, "oh, my gosh. like, paul ruud is over there. can you introduce us?" and i was like, "yes, of course. i would love to see him. i haven't seen him since i was 5." so i -- >> jimmy: i mean, seriously, yeah. >> since i was 5. and so i tapped his shoulder and he turned around, and he's so nice. he's like, "hi." but, like, kind of like, "what and i was like, "it's sarah. i was in 'object of my affection' with you." and he was like, "oh, my god! i didn't recognize you." and i was like, "well, yeah." >> jimmy: well, of course. >> "of course, i was 5." >> jimmy: you were 5 years -- [ light laughter ] that's you. >> yeah! >> jimmy: i mean -- [ audience aws ] that is so cute. are you kidding me? >> little tiny baby girl. >> jimmy: i mean, how cute. >> yeah. erice. he was like, "oh, of course." >> oh, my gosh.
12:24 am
he was so -- he was so nice. and it was so much fun. and we took that picture together. it was amazing. and then i went back and to see, like, wells and vanessa. and wells was like, "oh, my god, i am so embarrassed." >> jimmy: wait, what? >> "i am so embarrassed." >> jimmy: he's embarrassed. i want to talk about wells right now. because this -- [ laughter ] that -- that's your -- your boyfriend is wells from "the bachelor"? >> yes. he got -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> jimmy: dude, i love wells! >> i love wells, too! >> jimmy: yeah, he's great! >> he's -- >> jimmy: he was from jojo's season. >> he was from jojo's season. jojo's so cool. >> jimmy: jojo's so -- >> i met her. >> jimmy: oh, my god. you did? [ laughter ] she wouldn't remember me. i met her 23 years ago. [ laughter ] but, wait, so you -- i just don't understand. because i loved wells. and i don't know why he didn't -- why he didn't make it past. >> he didn't, like, kiss her in time. >> jimmy: good. >> yeah, great for me. >> jimmy: he was great, but he has a -- great for you. >> great for me. >> jimmy: he had good sense of humor and i liked him. >> yes. >> jimmy: and then he came back to "bachelor in paradise." >> yes! >> jimmy: and he was the bartender. >> he was a bartend -- >> jimmy: i love wells! >> he's, like, the funny guy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, good. >> he's gonna die when he see this.
12:25 am
>> jimmy: yeah, please, no. u a "bachelor"-type of dates? does he date like a bachelor. >> um, so -- [ laughter ] "does he date like a bachelor?" >> jimmy: no, like, you know like the show. >> yes. >> jimmy: like, the bachelor, yeah, the character the bachelor. >> for my 27th birthday we had only been dating, like, a few months, not even. and he took me on this, like, helicopter ride to catalina island. >> jimmy: yes! >> and we went -- >> jimmy: that's exactly what you do! >> zip-lining. and i was like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: zip-lining, too? >> yes! >> jimmy: he thinks he's still on the show. there's something wrong with him. >> i was like -- i was like, "this is amazing." >> jimmy: yeah. >> like, i never had, like, anybody do this for me ever. >> jimmy: no one does. >> and i'm on a "bachelor" date. and i've watched "the bachelor" since i was -- since the beginning, like, with my mom and -- >> jimmy: did you watch his season? >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: with your mom? >> no. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] >> but my mom, like, when we started dating she was like, "i'm very happy about this. i already approve. i haven't met him but i already prm like, "you realize that people on reality shows are different in real life?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. well, that's -- i thitngratulat. >> >> i will. >> jimmy: "modern family." you're fantastic on that show. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: the show is
12:26 am
fantastic. do you realize you've been doing that for ten years? >> yeah, i just realized the other day, like, one of those, like, stupid "ten years ago today you put this as your status." and i put as my status, like, "just booked a -- pilot, y'all." and i was like, "why did i say y'all? i'm from new york. i don't --" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that was the problem with that. yeah. >> yeah, but like a couple days ago -- >> jimmy: the word "y'all." yeah, it's a problem. >> i got cast in "modern family" ten years ago. just a couple of days ago is when i found out. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: isn't that amazing? and you're great. >> my entire 20s. >> jimmy: we watched you grow up. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it is so cool. i mean, you're still young. but i know you always wanted your character to be pregnant and have a baby. >> yeah, i've been wanting haley to be pregnant since season five. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: just because you just want -- just wanted -- >> i was like this will be, like, great growth for her as an individual. she's like a kid herself and i was like, "she needs to grow up. i think this will be good."yby. [ laughter ] be careful, yeah. [ laughter ] >> yeah, disclaimer, that's no ve announced, and it is true, the
12:27 am
season 11 will be the final season. >> yes. >> jimmy: next year. [ audience aws ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, yeah, oh. >> jimmy: yeah, sorry about that. [ laughter ] how does that -- is that bittersweet? or is it -- >> um, i don't know if anybody knows, but this was supposed to be our last season, season 10. so it's amazing that we're doing one more. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, yeah, i'm really excited about it. >> jimmy: that's good. i want to show a clip. here's sarah hyland in the new episode of "modern family." take a look at this. >> let's move on. what else do we have to get done for today? >> burping. >> great! a-burp, burp, burp. boom. what's next? >> hold on, mom. do you remember the four over methods in case over-the-shoulder doesn't work? >> uh -- was one scare 'em. >> there's over the lap. over the knee. grandmother's burp and the bounce burp. >> ugh, why do i suck at this? >> i know it's overwhelming, but you're going to get there. don't worry. [ burps ] >> oh, stop showing off. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's how you do it right there. sarah hyland, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "modern family" airs wednesdays at 9:00 p.m. on abc.
12:28 am
stick around. weezer when we come back, ♪ what's better than having fast, reliable wifi with coverage throughout your home? irel?
12:29 am
xfinity gives you the fastest speeds for all your devices. plus, now that xfinity mobile is included, you can switch your wireless carrier and save hundreds of dollars a year. talk and text as much as you want and only pay for data. now that's simple, easy, awesome. click, call or visit a store today. alright,yeah!excited? waaahoo... well... that was fun, right? it's time to get more. lower fares. better service. sweeter rewards. alaska airlines.
12:30 am
12:31 am
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: performing "living in l.a." from their new "black album," give it up for weezer! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm back in black're gether but alone ♪ ♪ and now i hear the ticking of a clock
12:32 am
i know we're going down a slippery slope ♪ ♪ i wonder what it's like out there my eyes are like far away spaceships ♪ ♪ when you are a sealed up door there's gotta be more to our lives than this ♪ ♪ this girl like we're talking about this girl i like but i feel so lonely ♪ ♪ feel so lonely ah ah yeah i'm living in l.a. ♪ ♪ this girl i like we're talking about this girl i like ♪ ♪ but i feel so lonely ah ah yeah i'm living in l.a. ♪ ♪ we're fortune's fools when we took the bait we sacrifice our lives for rock 'n' roll ♪
12:33 am
♪ she'll never say pa burning at the stake we never really had a choice at all ♪ ♪ i wonder what it's like out there my eyes are like far away spaceships ♪ ♪ when you are a sealed up door there's gotta be more to our lives than this ♪ ♪ this girl i like we're talking about this girl i like ♪ ♪ but i feel so lonely feel so lonely ah ah yeah i'm living in l.a. ♪ ♪ this girl i like we're talking about this girl i like ♪ ♪ but i feel so lonely feel so lonely ah ah yeah i'm living in l.a. ♪ ♪ looking for a fight looking for a fight ♪
12:34 am
♪ and i'm still trying to figure out my life ♪ ♪ pretending we don't want each other ♪ ♪ all right now looking for a fight looking for a fight ♪ ♪ and the spider is crawling out my life and i'm reaching out to touch her♪ ♪ this girl i like i'm talking about this girl i like ♪ ♪ but i feel so lonely feel so lonely ah ah yeah i'm living in l.a. ♪ ♪ this girl i like i'm talking about this girl i like ♪ ♪ but i feel so lonely feel so lonely ah ah yeah i'm living in l.a. ♪ ♪ this girl i like
12:35 am
i'm talking about this girl i like ♪ ♪ but i feel so lonely feel so lonely ah ah yeah i'm living in l.a. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. come on! come on! that's what i'm talking about. come on, buddy. [ applause ] i love you, man. weezer! [ cheers and applause ] "the black album" is out this friday! my thanks to tyler perry, sarah hyland, all the robots in "tonight showbotics." weezer, once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
12:36 am
♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- patton oswalt! from "alien news desk," comedian and actress, heidi gardner! music from elle king! featuring the 8g band with jon epcar. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump's ex lawyer, michael cohen, was disbarred today following his conviction for lying under oath. and it's only a matter of time
12:37 am
before trump is convicted for

61 Views

info Stream Only

Uploaded by TV Archive on