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>> just happy the weekend is here. cash won't get you any caffeine at blue bottle coffee shots. the oakland based coffee company is banning cash starting march 11th, later this month. it's month long experiment at a dozen of its shops across the country. the goal is to speed up the purchases. plus it says the vast majority of its customers prefer to use credit. >> bee i am back in china everything is cashless. everything you is need to pay with your phone. >> it is the deal right now. they are going to try cashless to see if it works out. it is going to be good weather for coffee. >> yes. we will need it. >> that's it for us. have a great weekend. >> bye-bye. drive safe. and stay dry. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- ryan seacrest, jack whitehall, magician shin lim, d featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 1026! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that is a hot crowd. that is a hot friday night crowd right here.
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[ cheers and applause ] new york city, baby. welcome to "the tonight show." give it up for the roots, right there. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. you want to hear some jokes? [ cheers ] well, you guys the 2020 presidential campaign is already starting to heat up. and i read that so far five democratic candidates have come out in favor of legalizing weed. [ cheers and applause ] which is why the first debate will be held at 2:00 a.m. inside a taco bell. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. five candidates endorse legalizing weed. the other candidates say they want to endorse it too, but first they want to know -- you a cop? [ laughter and applause ] you have to tell me, legally, if you are. oh, looks like former vice president joe biden might enter the race. this week, biden quoted the greek philosopher plato while discussing the election. meanwhile, eric trump ate play-doh while discussing the
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election. [ laughter and applause ] "it smells better than it tastes. tastes salty." here's another big story. after this week's summit fell apart, north korea says kim jong-un may have lost the will for future negotiations. meanwhile, when they heard the phrase "lost the will" all of trump's kids passed out. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] "the wha-wha-wha-wha-wha?" some more news here. i saw that kia just debuted a a new electric car that has a a dashboard with 21 screens. 21 screens. they even have a name for it -- the accidente. [ laughter and applause ] oh, and i read that the sound of police car, fire truck, and ambulance sirens may be changing in new york city. this is going to be a big change for the city after many years. so here to tell us more is emergency medical services director joseph davis. come on out, joseph. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, you're here. >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: joseph, welcome. now, joseph, can you tell us a a little about what we can expect from this change?
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>> of course. well as all new yorkers know for many, many years the city's police siren has been this -- ooo-oh! ooo-oh! ooo-oh! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's correct. >> or sometimes this -- whoop whoop! whoo-whoop whoop! whoop! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i got you. >> while the fire truck siren has been more of a -- ooh-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! >> jimmy: that's right. i do recognize that one. >> yep. >> jimmy: i do, yeah. >> but after receiving literally billions upon billions of complaints over the years, we've decided to try out few new sirens, you see. for instance let's say someone falls off their bike into the east river. [ light laughter ] if you're within a few blocks of an ambulance, you might soon hear this -- ehh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so it's a bit different then. >> exactly. yep. >> jimmy: little change. let me ask. have you considered trying something like this, like -- ay-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai! >> you know, we did try that. we tried it. yep, it tested a little bit -- it tested decently, but not nearly as well as -- ugghh-ugghh!
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[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's weird. i wouldn't have guessed that -- ugghh-ugghh! would have tested better than -- ay-yai-yai-yai-yai! >> me either but -- ugghh-ugghh! did indeed test better than -- ay-yai-yai-yai-yai! >> jimmy: fair enough. now, joseph, i'm curious. what about something like -- ay-yoo-ohh-no -- [ yelling ] ♪ hey macarena >> yep. [ laughter ] you know, that's an interesting idea, actually. i think i'm gonna write that one down. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> can you do that again? >> jimmy: sure. it was like -- ay-yoo-ohh-no -- [ yelling ] ♪ hey macarena >> okay, yep. [ laughter ] so it's kind of like -- ay-yoo-oyy-oyy-oyy! >> jimmy: no it's like - ay-yoo-ay-yoo -- >> kind of like -- [ yelling over each other ] ♪ hey macarena [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. you know what? that's perfect. in fact, i like that so much, that i'm now declaring that the official siren of new york city! >> jimmy: thank you so much! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ joseph davis, everybody. bye, joseph davis. thank you so much. he is really talented. hey, guys, listen to this. disney has a new "star wars" theme park, and they're promising -- [ audience oohs ] and they're promising a fully physical and immersive experience. so, kids, get ready for a ride where dad cuts your hand off. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] "luke, i --" and finally, i read that florida's clearwater beach was just voted the best beach in america. [ cheers ] yeah. and as soon as i just said that, it just became the worst beach in america. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. guys -- [ cheers and applause ] now everyone's gonna go. guys, today is friday. that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, return some e-mails, and of course, i send out thank you notes. and i was just running a bit -- [ cheers and applause ] i was running a bit behind today. so i thought if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool with you guys? [ cheers and applause ] james, can i get some thank you note writing music please,
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james? ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, amy klobuchar, for eating a a salad with a comb, and proving that you're ready to run against the guy who combs his hair with a fork. [ laughter and applause ] just interesting to me. >> steve: come on! come on! for the kids. >> jimmy: i just find it interesting. >> steve: come on. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, trump's signature, for also being a a picture of his heart rate while watching michael cohen's testimony. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: "waaall." >> jimmy: "faaake. faaake!" >> steve: "where's kim?" >> jimmy: "where's kim?" [ light laughter ] that trump doing johnny cash? >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] "wherrre's kiiiim?" >> jimmy: "where's kim?" >> steve: "waaall." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh is he -- >> steve: mr. ed. >> jimmy: it's trump mr.ed. >> steve: trump mr. ed, yeah.
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>> jimmy: now, now, ed, i got to feed you and hurry up and get back to work. >> steve: well, i can't, wilbur. [ light laughter ] i got to go to folsom prison. >> jimmy: i know you're a a talking horse and everything, but i'm going on a date with a a real woman. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] "faaake -- faaake news." [ light laughter ] haaaay. [ light laughter ] he's a horse. he's a horse. >> steve: he's a horse. he's a horse, yeah. haaay. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, the new samsung galaxy fold, for being perfect for people who love smart phones, but wish they had even more screens to crack. [ laughter and applause ] it's like -- i can kinda see -- >> steve: aw. >> jimmy: i think it's a cute baby. i don't know. ♪ thank you, march weather. i can't wait to wake up every day and play the age-old game, pleasant spring day or full blown arctic apocalypse. [ light laughter ]
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[ applause ] >> steve: parka? >> jimmy: weatherman says wear a helmet today. [ light laughter ] you believe that, ed? >> steve: it's crazy. well, i know. [ light laughter ] you should wear some fireproof jeans. >> jimmy: ed, since when did we put cable in the barn? >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: i mean normally we don't have a cable box in the barn. i mean, i pay for cable in the -- you're not stealing cable, are you, ed? >> steve: me? no, why would i steal cable? >> jimmy: how would you know what i was just talking about? that the weatherman said that -- >> steve: i was watching the neighbor -- i stole cable. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i just appreciate you being honest with me, buddy. >> steve: you know what? >> jimmy: what? >> jimmy: it's not easy being a a talking horse, but having a a human friend like you makes, i don't know, life a little easier. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i'm sorry, buddy. i'm sorry --
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[ light laughter ] i mean, normally i'd wake up. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: come down. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and i'd ride you for four or five hours. [ laughter ] >> steve: i've been meaning to talk to you about that. there's a saddle you can -- you don't need to go bare back. there's a saddle. >> jimmy: you know what? i'll just pay for cable. never mind. >> steve: okay. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we never talked. we never talked. goodnight, ed. >> steve: goodnight, wilbur. "waaall." ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, nightclubs -- [ laughter ] i mean, you're a talking horse, you think you would talk to me about it. >> steve: i didn't want to bring it up. >> jimmy: at least say "stop" or something. >> steve: yeah, well you know, i didn't want --
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i didn't want to be rude. [ light laughter ] you know, i don't know where the boundaries are. [ laughter ] i live in a stable here and i wait for you to show up. you do feed me. i guess i felt a lot of pressure. never mind. i'm good, i'm good. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: now that one time you tried to ride me -- [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah, well -- >> jimmy: that was too much. that was too much. that was too much. >> steve: i -- i crossed a a line. >> jimmy:: you certainly did. >> steve: you told me where the line is and i crossed it. [ light laughter ] and i apologize. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, nightclubs, for being the perfect spot for people -- [ laughter ] there's somebody in the back laughing. [ laughter ] there's somebody in the back laughing. all right, sorry. [ light laughter ] >> steve: speaking of nightclubs -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no -- hey, you shouldn't go out any more.
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>> steve: i won't. i'll staaay here. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, nightclubs, for being the perfect spot for people who like making small talk while screaming at the top of their lungs. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] like, hey, how you doing, man? yeah! ♪ [ yelling over music ] i used to go to blockbuster years ago, but they don't have them anymore. so i used to rent movies and never returned one. you know what movie it was? "mrs. doubtfire"! i never even watched it, because they don't make video cassette players anymore! ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you, mint on my pillow. 'cause if there's one surface i want to eat food off of, it's a a hotel bed. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: speaking of hotel beds -- [ laughter ] all right. >> jimmy: all right. ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest tonight hosts "american idol," which returns for its 17th season sunday night at 8:00 p.m. on abc. please welcome back a friend of the show. here's ryan seacrest! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: standing ovation. >> thank you. >> jimmy: they love you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we love you. welcome back, buddy. >> thank you so much, oh relax. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. >> good to see you brother. >> jimmy: oh, we love you, ryan. we do. >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back to our show. we spent valentine's day together on your show. >> is that our new annual tradition? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you and i, valentine's day? >> jimmy: i think we should. right? >> yeah, why not? >> jimmy: i loved it. you guys are so great, by the way. you and kelly are fantastic. not only the chemistry together, but i know you're friend off camera as well. >> she literally just called me in the dressing room to ask me a question. >> jimmy: did she really? >> she says "hi." yeah. >> jimmy: i love her. i mean, it was just great. i didn't want to leave. i was like, "you know, it's odd being a guest on someone's show, because i'm so used to being the host." >> i know, i want to ask you all the questions. >> jimmy: i know. god, don't take it away. >> are you enjoying -- >> jimmy: i don't even have, like -- was your name brian seacrest? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sorry. i'm lost without this. i need this. when we were talking backstage last time when i did your show and kelly was making fun of you. because you said that at your
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house, at your apartment, you play spa music. >> i do. [ laughter ] when i -- >> jimmy: see, wait, how do you do this? you're ryan -- >> well, here -- >> jimmy: you're america's top 40. >> but here's the thing, i've lived in new york now for two years. the sounds of jackhammers and trash trucks, and traffic and people, it's a lot. so you've to counter balance that with -- >> >> jimmy: track trucks. >> trash trucks. yeah. [ laughter ] like my tonka trash truck. >> jimmy: trash truck. trash's like a cute name. a garbage truck. >> garbage truck. yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] isn't prettier to say "trash trucks?" >> jimmy: it is, but that's just so weird. >> i'm trying to clean up the city. >> jimmy: you're not from new york, and it's just fantastic. [ laughter ] "trash truck." you should come out with your own line of toys. trash trucks. >> i walk in -- >> jimmy: it's a cute name. >> at the end of the day. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i have -- i have the spa music on, a little like "moonlight ripples" was a great soundtrack. [ laughter ] and i have scented candles. >> jimmy: scented candles. >> i have -- i read all these books about how you're supposed to calm yourself down and sleep well. and so then i'll burn a little sage and sprinkle a little sage over the bed. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you're joking. >> i'm not joking. i'm going to send you a box of sage. >> jimmy: really. >> yeah.
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>> jimmy: and you want me to burn it? >> well, you just -- you burn it -- >> jimmy: over the bed? >> yeah, just do a a figure-eight -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: next thing you know a a fire trucky will come to my house, and burn the apartment down. hey, roots, can we get a little spa music. maybe put ryan in the -- >> just do a little figure-eight right here. how nice. ♪ see, now doesn't that bring you back down. you're going to have a great night sleep tonight, boys. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: everybody out there, just think about what a great night sleep you're going to have. >> smell of incense. >> jimmy: incense. the smell of incense. >> the sound of "moonlight ripple." >> jimmy: "moonlight ripple" in the air." >> you should try this. >> jimmy: yeah. >> because the day is so busy and hectic that this -- >> jimmy: already i'm feeling like, calm. and kind of -- >> we have bowls of coconut oil around. you can just -- >> jimmy: coconut oil around this. >> yeah. ♪ oh. it's turning into something else now. ♪ >> jimmy: what are you talking about? ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] thank you, roots. thank you, roots. yeah, we had to do it. >> well done. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we had to do it. we had to rick roll everybody. why not? everyone just got rick rolled. it's fantastic.
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>> it's friday night. >> jimmy: it's friday night. >> yeah. >> jimmy: hey congrats, you're becoming an uncle, buddy. or you are an uncle. >> i'm the funcle. >> jimmy: you are -- >> yeah, i'm the funcle. i'm the fun uncle. i'm the only uncle, but i'm the fun uncle. >> jimmy: you're the fun uncle. >> this is the -- my sister meredith and jimmy had the first baby in our family. >> jimmy: hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> her name is -- >> jimmy: that's fantastic. >> very excited. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. her name is flora. >> jimmy: flora. >> flora -- flora, yes. >> jimmy: yes. >> flora marie. and one of the things -- i don't know much about baby etiquette and birth etiquette. and we were on the air one morning with kelly, and she said, "well, what's going on with the --" i said, "well, meredith's going into labor right now. and she said, "oh, that's so exciting." i said, "let's facetime her." so -- [ laughter ] and our show's live. and so remarkably i got a a signal in the studio, and we facetimed her. and i said, "oh look kelly there she is in her gown and everything. >> jimmy: oh my god. >> and i said, "what are you doing?" she goes, "i'm giving birth right now." i said, "all right, well say hi to everybody, you're on the air." [ laughter ]
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she literally wanted to kill me. >> jimmy: i was going to say, are you still talking? >> we're still talking, but i guess you're supposed to text ahead before you factime while child birth is happening. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a good lesson learned. right? you definitely should know that. >> that's -- that's etiquitte. >> jimmy: i think maybe you're loopy from all of this travel. i've never seen anyone work harder than ryan seacrest. i'm being serious. you do -- you do the -- you did the red carpet for the oscars. you actually worked for abc this year, and did the oscars. >> yeah, what was interesting was i've worked for e! on the red carpet for 15 years. and this year they said, "do you want to work for abc?" and i said, "yeah, can i still work for e?" and they said, "okay." so i did e! for like two and half hours. and then on a commercial break i changed the microphone, i ran over, and i stood on the abc stage. [ light laughter ] and they said "well, you're going to get to go inside the theater for the first time and broadcast for a second in there. right before the oscars." >> jimmy: your first oscars? >> my first oscars. so i thought, "this is cool. i'll get to see the oscars with all of the movie stars. so i get in -- >> jimmy: good for you. >> and i'm there and i say, "coming up next, queen will open the oscars right after this." and i looked back from my seat
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and the ushers and the stage manager come, and they say, "mr. seacrest your car is ready." [ laughter ] i said, "no, i just essentially opened the oscars by saying it's coming up next on abc." >> jimmy: yeah. >> and they said, "well, we don't have a ticket for you." so they put me in my car, they drove me out. the next thing i know i'm on hollywood boulevard going away from the oscars. [ laughter ] and the l.a.p.d. guy -- the cops are on the corner, the window's down, they say, "oh hey ryan. you're going the wrong way." i said, "no, i'm going the right way. [ light laughter ] they've sent me home to watch on television like everybody else." [ laughter ] so i did what you did, i ordered postmates and i had pizza and watched -- >> jimmy: yes! >> the oscars at home. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the best way to watch the oscars. >> in my uggs. >> jimmy: yes! >> that's what i did. >> jimmy: i know abc is like, oh it's "american idol" season two. >> right. >> jimmy: with, you know, katy perry who is fantastic. >> she's so funny. >> jimmy: we love her. lionel richie. legend. >> he has so many great stories. >> jimmy: tell him i said, "hello." >> i will. >> jimmy: i didn't mean that. i didn't mean -- [ laughter ] >> you did mean that. >> jimmy: no, i didn't. i didn't. no, i didn't really mean it, but wow. >> i know, you're so fast. >> jimmy: fast, i know. ♪ hello >> jimmy: yeah, i would have
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done that. [ laughter ] and luke bryan. >> yeah, they're literally -- we're so lucky to have them. they've done such a great job finding talent this year. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i'll tell him you said, "hi." >> jimmy: but it's funny -- people say, "oh it's the second season of "american idol." i'm like, ryan seacrest has been doing this for -- how long have you've been doing this? >> it's 17. 17 years. 17 seasons. >> jimmy: 17 seasons with "american idol." >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, like you've seen a lot of stuff. >> we've seen so much. and it is -- what i love about "american idol" is it is americana. you know? >> jimmy: yeah. >> these are -- we're going out into the places to find them and bring them back. >> jimmy: yeah, you can come from anywhere and be in -- and be the idol, and have a a career, and be a star. >> and i'm there for the auditions, and i see them happen, and then watch the auditions episode back when i put the voice over in and i cry. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i mean, you know, i cry in this episode you're going to see. kay, she is incredible. she's a singer that was in and out of a shelter, and her church sent her, and they bought her a guitar. and she came to audition, and she was great. and it was one of those magical special moments. it was so authentic. >> jimmy: i love -- i love watching the first couple especially because i like
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seeing the people that don't quite make it. [ laughter ] i know. i'm sorry. i know. i root for people. [ laughter ] i know, i root for people, but i like seeing the interesting people. the people that like, "wow, you thought that was going to go all the way, huh?" [ laughter ] i love it, i love it, i love it. >> you like the delusional contestants. >> jimmy: no. i mean, i like -- i like when these people, yeah. they come out and they go, "this is what america is going to want." >> yeah. so they think. >> jimmy: and you go, oh man, you're way off. but it's great, it's something different but -- >> but they're -- >> jimmy: could inspire something else. >> pretty genuine. they believe it. >> jimmy: yes. >> they are what this nation wants. >> jimmy: i love it. we have a clip. here's ryan seacrest and a, well, pretty interesting would-be contestant for "american idol." >> america wants them. >> jimmy: yeah, check this out. >> ethan fingold here. mystic death creature vocalist hailing from the streets of buffalo, new york. also known as vokillz. ♪ vokillz [ screams ] >> what's a mystic death creature vocalist? >> me, i'm preaching. >> right, but you seem like a a nice guy. >> yeah, i'm a pretty good-hearted dude. >> who are you here for? you have a son or a daughter? >> son is auditioning. >> oh, that's awesome. >> it's time to summon
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the dark energy. [ screams ] >> what's your gig? >> i'm a mystic death creature vocalist hailing from buffalo, new york. i decided -- >> buffalo? >> buffalo, yes. >> i'm from long island, new york. >> oh, nice. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: mystic death creature. >> he was serious. >> jimmy: i love it. >> his eyes rolled back. >> jimmy: i love it! mystic death -- >> he was serious. at my height, and my size i don't challenge anyone. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: our thanks to ryan seacrest. "american idol" kicks off a new season sunday night at 8:00 p.m. on abc. comedian jack whitehall joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (woman) what should we do with it first? (man) road trip. (woman) yes. (woman) off-road trip. (couple) [laughter] (couple vo) whoa! (man) how hot is the diablo chili? (waitress) well. you've got to sign a waiver. [laughter] (ranger) you folks need bear repellent? (woman) ah, we're good. (man) yes. (vo) it's a big world.
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on the show. a doctor is going to come out. [ cheers and applause ] i'm not going to get sick this year. so, i'm nervous about it though, because my regular doctor wasn't available. so instead i had to go with the masked vaccinator, you guys. oh my god, look at this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is insane. the masked vaccinator will -- thank you for being here. this is what i'm going to do right now. this is kind of actually scary. maybe this was a mistake, here. >> i pokey you. >> jimmy: oh, it's dr. oz. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i love it. dr. oz. you're the masked vaccinator. thank you so much. will you give me a flu shot? >> i would love to do that. this jacket is a little bit awkward to -- here, turn this way. there, much better, much better. [ laughter ] much better. >> jimmy: you're very strong. wow. >> you can put your purple gloves on if you want. >> jimmy: yeah, i should have done push-ups before i did this
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey guys. i just want to mention that you can follow me on instagram, that's a great angle. [ light laughter ] @jimmyfallon. yeah, that's an even better angle. yeah. that's perfect. all right, follow me on instagram. i'm going to do -- i do behind the scenes stuff from the show, instagram stories, announcements, photos with all the guests on the show, upcoming things. i talk about stuff from my personal life that's -- sometimes it's funny. [ laughter ] sometimes it's not. it's musical sometimes, and i'm actually going to start doing some cool contests. [ cheers ] but only way you're gonna know is if you follow me on instagram.
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but i think it's a cool thing. i think you're going to want to get involved. it's going to be fun. so check me out on that, and follow me, please. [ cheers and applause ] when we come back jack whitehall and i are visiting "frozen" on broadway, and we've got a magic trick from shin lim that you don't want to miss. stay right here everybody! ♪ stay right here everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: our next guest is one of the biggest comedians in the uk, and you can see him in the docuseries, "travels with my father." season one and two are on netflix right now. it is hilarious. everyone, please welcome back to the show, jack whitehall! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. welcome. >> hello, hello, hello. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. >> thank you so much for having me back. >> jimmy: we love having you -- >> it's a delight to be here. >> jimmy: good. i'm so happy. >> yes. >> jimmy: we have a lot of things to talk about. and a lot of -- i want updates on things. and i really have a lot of questions. >> yes. >> jimmy: first off, you're launching a giant stand up tour -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- in the uk. >> yes. >> jimmy: which we do air in the uk. >> oh, great. >> jimmy: yeah. it's like -- it's on at like 4:00 or 5:00 in the morning. [ laughter ] >> it's like, to the five people watching at 4:00 in the morning, please buy tickets to my show.
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>> jimmy: yeah, there you go. jack whitehall -- called "stood up: the uk tour." >> i'm hoping to bring it here as well. next year. >> jimmy: could you really? >> i really -- yeah. i really want to bering it here. so, that's the plan. >> jimmy: oh, you have to that. >> is to do it in the uk and then come and do some stand up out here. 'cause i'd love to do it out here. >> jimmy: you have to do -- i honestly, you know, i'm a fan of yours. but "travels with my father," man oh, man, it's fantastic. it is hilarious. and you're back for season three, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: on netflix. >> yeah, we've been traveling through america, and previously -- basically it's a show that i do with my dad. he's, like, 78 years old. ultra conservative. bit of an old wind bag. [ laughter ] like a traditional english gentleman. and then i take him round the world. so i took my dad to las vegas. and, amazingly, i managed to convince him to go to see "magic mike." [ laughter ] i managed to trick my 78-year-old father into seeing "magic mike" under the impression that "magic mike" was a magic show. [ laughter ] so he genuinely thought he was
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going to see, like, a kind of david copperfield. we were in this room. it was, like, all bachelorette parties and then my dad in a a three piece suit in the front row. [ laughter ] his face was a picture. it was amazing. he was like, "where are the tricks?" i was like, "keep watching. that guy is about" -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] "he's about to make his shirt disappear. just keep watching." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that oiled up man right over there. >> oh, it was amazing. it was amazing. >> jimmy: you guys have to check out the first two seasons. you're just going to love it. and i -- you fall in love with your dad. he's a great dude. last time you were here we talked about this, you being in the movie "frozen." the big animated -- this is a a classic film. disney film, "frozen." >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: can you just explained again what happened. 'cause i just -- i just love this story so much. >> okay. well, i was in "frozen." i played gothi the troll in "frozen." [ cheers and applause ] no. >> jimmy: yes. >> stop it. stop it. spot it.
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i had one line. "i pronounce you man and wife." and, unfortunately, the line did not make it into the final film. [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] yes. i was -- >> jimmy: gothi the troll? >> gothi the troll. i was, as my agent so kindly put it, "reduced to a a nonspeaking part." [ laughter ] in an animation. which means you're not in it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a nonspeaking part in an animation means you're not in the film. yes. >> he got cut. so i have been talking about this indignity for literally five years. i've come on chat shows. i mentioned it to you when i was here last. i wrote an entire netflix hour inspired by being cut from "frozen." i have, ironically, been unable to let it go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we were thinking here, you know, "frozen," the musical, is playing at the st. james theater on broadway right now here in new york. have you been able to see the show at all? >> i think it would be too painful. [ laughter ] for me it would be like seeing an ex-girlfriend that's cheated on you on instagram. i just -- it's best not to
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look. >> jimmy: yeah. but do you think your character made it to the broadway show? >> i doubt it very much. >> jimmy: yeah, well, i got good news for you. we wanted to give you chance at redemption. we talked to the producer and we were able to pull some strings. and we got them to add a line in the musical just for you to say. and you can do it in the show tonight. >> shut up. shut up. >> jimmy: want to go over right now? >> yes! >> jimmy: let's do this. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi guys, we're backstage here at the st. james theater. i'm here with stage manager lisa dawn cave. thank you so much for putting this together and helping jack's dream come true. he's so excited about this. >> great. >> jimmy: wow. >> doesn't it look fantastic? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. oh, my, jack, this is -- >> i mean, it's more revealing
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than i thought it was going to be. >> we've really created a a special moment just for jack. >> okay. >> and right now you're dressed as a hidden folk. okay. >> yes. well, not so hidden. >> not so hidden. >> maybe i could be a little more hidden -- [ laughter ] -- when i'm actually in the hidden folk number. >> as soon as you finish your line then you're going to make a beeline stage left towards olaf. >> no bow, curtain call. >> no bow 'cause we're still in the number. >> right. sure. >> go straight to olaf. >> yup. >> you can touch olaf's nose. just don't touch it really hard. okay. as soon as you see anna start to faint. >> yup. >> you're going to exit stage left. >> jimmy: so, she's supposed to faint. >> yes. >> jimmy: not that she's not doing this from reacting to his body. >> no. she's suppose to faint. >> i think there will be a lot of people fainting. >> it's going to be a good -- >> there will not be a dry eye in there. >> no. there won't be. >> if i hear encore what do i do? >> jimmy: all right, look at me. look at me. look at me. look at my boy. wow, wow, wow. all right, look. mi, mi, mi, mi, mi. ma, ma, ma. get out there. get out there. project. project! project! oh, we're back stage. sorry. not yet. don't project.
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yes. whisper. so nervous for him. >> he's going to be great. >> jimmy: is he? >> yes, he is. >> jimmy: okay. let's go on side of the stage and watch. okay, let's go. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> i now pronounce you man and wife! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm so proud of you. congratulations. i'm so proud of you. you were amazing. you were amazing. >> she fainted.
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the actress fainted. >> jimmy: that's 'cause you were so good. that's why. >> i know. i know. >> jimmy: you were so good. >> oh, my gosh. you going to set me off again. >> jimmy: look. this is -- you're a big broadway star now. we have to do the right thing. after the show we have to go to sardi's and have a drink. let's go. >> great. i'll get changed and then -- >> jimmy: no, actually the reservations are right now. we got to go. >> i haven't got time to just -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. no. let's go. >> -- get out of this? ♪ >> jimmy: how great does that feel? >> amazing. they loved me. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i just signed like 30 autographs. >> jimmy: well, i did tell everyone that you were jason momoa. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but just go with me here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: mr. broadway. ♪ ♪ you're simply the best better than all the rest better than anyone
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anyone i ever met ♪ ♪ ooh you're the best ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ panting ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: we made it back. we made it back just bare -- we had time to change on the way back. we just made it back. dude, what did that feel like? seriously though. >> dreams do come true. [ laughter ] it was so amazing. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: really. i love how, i got to say, i loved how the audience -- they had no idea what was happening. so, they are just watching "frozen" and they see you come out and you're doing the choreography -- [ laughter ] i mean, we really did this last night. and -- dude, you come out, but i also love that you even forced a a bow. [ laughter ] >> she told me -- >> jimmy: no one was clapping. [ talking over each other ] [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: no -- and then you touched-- you touched olaf. [ cheers and applause ] it was unbelievable. >> i touched it. i touched it. >> jimmy: i will say how great 'cause we did go to sardi's. and we did have a drink. and i did -- everyone at the restaurant was great at sardi's but i said, "everybody, jack whitehall just made his broadway debut," and everyone gave you a standing ovation. >> it was amazing. it genuinely was amazing. i thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: my thanks to jack whitehall and the broadway production of "frozen." >> gothi lives! >> jimmy: we have a magic trick from shin lim after the break. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back everybody! we are joined right now by an incredible young magician who was just named the first winner of "america's got talent: the champions." give it up for shin lim. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> now you see those -- those dice in your hand. you want to examine those. just make sure that all the sides are different. >> jimmy: you just placed this in my hand, and some shot glasses. >> yeah, right. you can roll it up and throw it into the cup. >> jimmy: okay. >> all right. just try to make it random. >> jimmy: yeah. >> go ahead, take a look at the top. do you see those two numbers? add it up. what does it add up to? >> jimmy: do you want me to tell you? >> yeah, yeah, doesn't matter. >> jimmy: ten. >> i can know. ten, cool. so you got the number ten. and let's get -- let's see, tariq. do you have a suit in mind? clubs -- clubs, hearts, and diamonds, spades. just name anyone. >> tariq: i'm gonna say hearts. >> hearts? all right, cool. so ten. hearts. completely random selection. i have a deck of cards here.
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watch. the entire deck turns into the ten. >> jimmy: oh my god. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> wait jimmy, don't move. okay, don't move. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ okay, look at -- okay? ♪ >> jimmy: i don't know how you're doing this. oh my god. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> you guys should check out your inside pockets. yeah, go ahead everyone, check out your inside pockets. you might feel something. >> tariq: wait. >> jimmy: no! >> tariq: ah! >> questlove: ah! >> jimmy: yeah! ha! [ cheers and applause ] >> wait, watch.
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♪ oh, no, no, no, no. just watch. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: whoa! yo! what is going on? oh my gosh! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> watch the floor. ♪ >> jimmy: oh my god. oh my god. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how in the world? >> thank you very much, everybody. >> jimmy: how in the world? dude, what is going on? you are amazing. you are awesome. shin lim everybody! ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: awesome. my thanks to ryan seacrest, jack whitehall, dr. oz, shin lim once again! kevin hart, and give it up for the roots right there from philadelphia. ten of hearts. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth myers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. hope to see you next week. bye-bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- john mulaney, founder and chair of voting rights organization fair fight, stacey abrams, a performance from "documentary now!" featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the white house confirmed today that president trump wsi

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