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>> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight, ice t, writer and director of "first reformed," paul schrader, seth goes day drinking with ina garten, featuring the 8g band with tucker rule. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] in that case, let's get to the news. house speaker nancy pelosi appeared to give a sarcastic clap at president trump during
part of last night's state of the union when trump tried to denounce division and politics. i mean, look at that. [ laughter ] that's the way you clap when your husband finally puts the toilet paper on the roller. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "you learn! look at you!" president trump today attended a dinner with the host of the national prayer breakfast. of course, for trump, every breakfast is a prayer breakfast. [ laughter ] "please, lord, let there be pancakes." [ laughter ] officials in boston are saying 12 people were arrested yesterday during the new england patriots victory parade. so at least it was more exciting than the game. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] new york's l train connecting manhattan and brooklyn was shut down temporarily yesterday after passengers complained of strong fumes in stations that cause
vomiting. even worse, one passenger passed out -- cds. [ laughter ] president trump's childhood home in queens, new york is currently on sale for almost $3 million, and it still has all the original teeth marks on the lead-painted window sills. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's right. president trump's childhood home in queens is currently up for sale. and according to the "wall street journal," one of the bedrooms features a sign pointing to the spot where he was likely conceived. [ light laughter ] it's sort of a map for any time travelers looking to save the world. [ laughter ] [ applause ] we've got to get this bed out of here. tech regulators have announced
that 59 new emoji characters will be available for use starting in the fall, including a hand pinching its thumb and finger together, which some are calling a tiny penis gesture. [ laughter ] while others are calling it a normal-sized penis gesture. [ laughter ] [ applause ] that's fine! [ laughter ] that's right. 50 new -- 59 new emojis will be available this fall, including a wheelchair and a flamingo, which is perfect if you need to tell someone your flamingo has been in an accident. [ laughter ] "yeah, no. it was the standing leg." [ laughter ] [ audience groans ] [ applause ] according to a new survey, men tend to wait over six months before passing gas in front of their significant other. "or six minutes," said melania.
[ laughter and applause ] "this is such a great first date. should we get chili?" [ laughter ] and finally, a cleveland mom was arrested this week after a child brought marijuana-infused gummy candies to school, and shared them with at least 12 other students. [ laughter ] teachers became suspicious when the school band sounded good. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight! he is the star of nbc's, "law & order: svu," as well as the host "in ice cold blood" on oxygen. ice-t is back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] his screenplay for his excellent film, which he also directed, "first reformed," is academy award-nominated. one of the all-time great screen writers, paul schrader is here, everyone! [ cheers and applause ]
now, some people don't know this about me. every now and then, i like to spend an afternoon with a friend, and just do some day drinking. i have done this with my family, i've done it with kelly clarkson. i've done it with retta. and last friday i did some day drinking with the barefoot contessa herself. culinary icon, ina garten! [ cheers and applause ] so, here we go. once again, another edition of "day drinking." ♪ >> seth: hey, everybody. we're at the corner bistro with ina garten, the barefoot contessa. >> i'm so happy to be here. >> seth: i'm so happy to be here with you. and we are going to have a refined afternoon of good conversation and some libations, beginning with a pimm's cup. so cheers. >> ooh, cheers! >> seth: cheers to you, ina. >> how fun is this? >> seth: it's great. [ laughter ] >> i'm in big trouble. [ laughter ] [ coughing ] [ laughter ] >> seth: day drinking with seth and ina! ♪
all right, now ina and i are going to make drinks from her recipes to prove that i can make them just as well. we both have them on cards, and there's a partition so she can't cheat off me. and we're going to start with duke's cosmopolitan. >> okay. first ingredient is lemon. >> seth: wait, do you have a measuring cup? >> i have a measuring cup. i brought my own. >> seth: that's the problem with cook book people. >> i didn't bring you one, though. and a lot of vodka. seven ounces of vodka. >> seth: just going to eyeball it over here. >> you're going to eyeball it? >> seth: it says to shake it for 30 seconds. is that true? >> yep, it's true. >> seth: do you think i've done it 30 seconds yet? >> no. it's only five seconds. >> seth: has it only been five seconds? >> yeah. >> seth: i think -- i think that's more than enough. i'm going to let you try mine. >> it looks good. i'm going to drink yours? >> seth: yes. >> i thought you liked me. cheers. >> seth: cheers. [ laughter ] >> how's mine? oh, he's going to drink the whole thing. [ laughter ] >> seth: fair. >> fair? [ laughter ] >> seth: all right. so now we're doing a mai tai. one egg white, lightly beaten. oh, boy. >> lightly beaten?
[ laughter ] how are you going to beat it without a fork? >> seth: how do you just get the white out? >> i have no -- where do i put this? [ laughter ] okay. now i have to put the glass in -- half a cup of white rum. >> seth: one, two, three, four, this is how you count a half a cup. [ laughter ] >> you're putting it in? >> seth: there. okay! >> are you making scrambled eggs over there? wait a minute. you're done already. okay. hold on. okay. hold on. hold on. [ laughter ] i'm scared. >> seth: you really did a great job, ina. how is mine? >> oh, it's delicious. [ laughter ] >> seth: you know you have a face you make that's a liar's face? >> what's a liar's face? >> seth: thank you, ina, that was so nice of you. >> woo! [ laughter ] it's good, isn't it? >> seth: is it bad that i think i'm in hawaii? [ laughter ] >> it's good. >> seth: all right, now we're moving on to fresh whiskey sours. >> now, i have to tell you this is my favorite cocktail. >> seth: this is your favorite cocktail? >> so you better be doing a really good job over there. >> seth: okay, great. because otherwise i'm going to be very unhappy. are you ruining my favorite
drink over there? >> seth: no, i'm garnishing it with half a lemon. [ laughter ] >> cheers. >> seth: cheers. >> this isn't fair. [ laughter ] oh, my god. i won this one. was that good? >> seth: it was great. so that one's a tie? [ laughter ] from your face it's a tie. >> it's a tie. >> seth: looks like a tie. all right. we've had enough of these -- [ laughter ] oh. it's for my single. hey, we've had enough of these recipes -- let's -- [ laughter ] >> just take a sip, and then -- >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] i've had enough of these recipes. let's go get some -- [ laughter ] here we go. well, that's enough for that. [ laughter ] let's go get some food. >> cut. [ laughter ]
♪ >> okay. i'm going to play a game with you. you ready? >> seth: wonderful, yeah. >> okay, we've got two dips. one's the barefoot contessa mustard and horse radish dip. >> seth: okay. >> and the other one is arby's horsey dip. >> seth: okay. >> i'm not telling you which one's which, but you have to guess. >> seth: i have to guess. >> using the dip. >> seth: if i'm wrong -- if i'm wrong i'm going to take a drink. >> uh-oh. okay. [ laughter ] >> seth: that's yours. >> you're right. does that mean i have to take a drink? >> seth: yeah, you have to take a drink. >> oh, i'm going to be very drunk. >> seth: why arby's? have you tried it? >> no. >> seth: are you too good for arby's? >> no. i'll try arby's. >> seth: come on. [ laughter ] >> wah. okay. the second test is barbecue sauce. >> seth: okay. >> one of these is barefoot contessa barbecue sauce, and the other is mcdonald's barbecue sauce. >> seth: okay, here we go. >> okay. what does that taste like? >> seth: that tastes like a million mcnuggets i've had in my life. [ laughter ] >> i think that's a dead giveaway. >> seth: and the other one's okay. [ laughter ] all right.
we'll both drink. >> we'll both drink. are you ready for this? >> seth: yeah, i am. >> okay. it's home made gravy. >> seth: great. >> i have barefoot contessa homemade gravy and kfc gravy. >> seth: okay. >> and i don't know if you can tell the difference between the two of them. >> seth: i feel like you made it easy because you pointed at each of them as you said it. [ laughter ] >> oh yeah. i did. i think it's a dead giveaway. >> seth: yeah. i will say, yours is better, but try it. [ laughter ] >> okay. tastes like gravy. >> seth: yeah, tastes like gravy. >> yeah, exactly. >> seth: what high praise. they have your quote. when you walk into kfc on the sign -- it says -- >> tastes like gravy. >> seth: tastes like gravy. ina garten. [ laughter ] >> it does. yeah. ♪ >> seth: okay. so we've developed, devised a new drinking game, because you're the barefoot contessa. >> yeah. >> seth: we're going to see if you can match bare feet to the celebrities they belong to. so we got julia roberts. >> hold on, yeah. >> seth: we've got scarlet johansson. we got jennifer aniston, and we got three sets of bare feet for you. but you match them up, and then i tell you how you did. it's the -- >> i have no idea. clueless. >> seth: okay. >> okay.
how about this? julia roberts. >> seth: okay. >> i'm totally wrong. i'm going to get so -- trashed in this. >> seth: [ bleep ] you. 3 for 3. >> are you serious? >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] [ bleep ]. >> drink up. [ applause ] >> seth: okay, now we're going to do three men that are often mistaken for each other. >> oh, really? >> seth: to make it even harder for you. >> okay, okay. >> seth: matthew mcconaughey. >> yeah. >> seth: ryan reynolds. >> yeah. >> seth: and seth meyers. [ laughter ] >> oh, good. >> seth: all collectively, equally handsome. >> okay. >> seth: and here are the feet. >> i hope they have radically different feet. this is matthew mcconaughey. ryan reynolds -- going to try that one. >> seth: okay. >> and yours. >> seth: oh, that's so great! [ laughter ] these are my feet! >> ah! >> seth: oh, my gosh. sorry, dummy, you've got the weird feet. [ laughter ] ♪ i'm going give you a quote. >> okay. >> seth: you have to tell me who the chef is who said it. >> yeah. >> seth: and if you get it right, i'll do a shot. and if you get it wrong, you
have to take a drink. >> okay. >> seth: bam! >> emeril. >> seth: emeril. >> i got that one. >> seth: you did. [ laughter ] >> i don't know a few a these. >> seth: yummo! >> rachael ray. [ laughter ] i'm an expert on these. >> seth: for what we are about to eat, may the lord make us truly not vomit. >> gordon ramsay? i don't know. >> seth: yeah! >> really? oh, my god. >> seth: dammit! [ laughter ] >> i'm good! yes! >> seth: these days, people think a tattoo and a bottle of sriracha equals success. >> why do i think -- i've never heard it, but i think it's bobby flay. >> seth: god dammit. [ laughter ] ina. >> you know when jeffrey was in college, they used to have a burial at sea where they wrapped you in a flag, and slid you out the second floor. you're the next one for burial at sea. >> seth: can we not talk about jeffrey? oh, my god! [ laughter ] jeffrey, jeffrey, jeffrey, jeffrey. [ laughter ] first of all, cheers. >> cheers. >> seth: i have so enjoyed our afternoon so far. >> so great! >> seth: and i want to say, i know that tomorrow is your birthday. >> oh, it is. >> seth: and so i actually prepared something special for
you. >> uh-oh. >> seth: and i'm going to be right back to surprise you. >> does it involve cocktails? >> seth: no. >> good. >> seth: yeah. you're actually okay this time. >> okay. uh-oh. what is this going to be? >> seth: so i used your recipe, and made you -- [ laughter ] a hot pink butter cake. [ laughter ] and now i'm going to put the icing on. >> this is literally the icing on the cake? >> seth: yeah. i'm going to write -- i'm going to write "ina." >> okay. i want see this. [ laughter ] >> seth: oh, my god! [ laughter ] >> can i help you? >> seth: yeah. >> okay. >> seth: why, what would you do? >> i've got my own here. >> seth: what would you do? >> i'm going write "seth" on it. i want to see "ina" on the top of that. >> seth: all right, hold on. wait, hold on. here, i'm going to do it on the -- here. i'm going to prove i can do it -- >> on the bar? >> seth: frame up for this. all right, ready? i -- what, how do you do this? >> it takes practice. >> seth: well, you know, i've got to be honest.
>> i mean, if you're really drunk -- [ laughter ] >> seth: if you can't look at that, and feel like you're loved, i don't know what your problem is. you know what. if you've had -- look, if you had as much as we've had to drink, it's very clear what this says. [ laughter ] and you're at home judging. go have whatever he was telling me drink, drink it. and then tell me that doesn't say "happy birthday, ina." [ laughter ] please. >> i love my cake. >> seth: you do. >> thank you. >> seth: you know what? >> thank you so much. >> seth: nothing is --. nothing is more -- >> the best birthday ever. >> seth: can i have some? >> your name on it. yes. you have to eat your part. [ laughter ] this has been day drinking with seth -- hold on. >> i think you -- >> seth: this has been day drink -- >> day drinking -- >> seth: shh. i'm trying to do an outro. this has been -- shh. this has been day drinking with -- seth and ina. [ laughter ] >> cheers. ♪
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the band thursday, who are currently in the middle of their sold-out 20th anniversary tour. his brooklyn-based band, ageist, has a brand-new record, "baby face" out on february 8th. and be sure to follow him on instagram. tucker rule is here, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] thank you tucker. our first guest tonight is a talented actor and grammy winning hip-hop legend, he hosts and executive produces "in ice cold blood," which returns to oxygen february 25th. he also stars in "law and order svu," which airs thursday nights at ten here on nbc. let's take a look. >> you know, it's not all on us though carisi. we do our part, but the rest is up to a judge and jury. >> right, so, what happens upstairs, that doesn't concern you? >> if it's short and sweet it's fine with me. >> oh, please. give me a break. this from the guy who flew to cuba on his own nickel to catch a fugitive rapist. and you, that labat girl? that was just -- >> enough. >> carisi, have a doughnut? [ laughter ] >> seth: please welcome back to the show, our good friend, ice-t, everybody.
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> seth: how are you? >> what's good, seth? what's happening? >> seth: i mean, this is incredible. you know, we talked about this last time you were here, but you are now in the middle of shooting the 20th season of "svu." >> believe it or not. >> seth: 20 years! that's incredible! [ cheers and applause ] >> and i might have said it before, but i only came on the show to do four episodes. >> seth: yeah. >> and now here we are in the 20th season. if we can get to the next season, which i'm sure we will, we'll have the record for the longest-running drama on television -- in television history. >> seth: it's incredible. [ cheers and applause ] you mentioned -- yeah. you mentioned you were only supposed to be on for four episodes. >> yes sir. >> seth: you've now been on so long, your wife coco has been on three episodes. >> absolutely. >> seth: just from being married to you, she's almost caught up to what you originally were
going to be. >> just from hanging out in the dressing room. like they'll be coming up with a script, and they'll go, "okay, we need a blonde. you know, she needs big boobs. not too big, kind of like coco's." and they go, "why don't we just ask coco?" you know? [ laughter ] and next thing you know, she's in it and so, she's got a s.a.g card, benefits. it's worked out. >> seth: do you support it? are you excited when she is going to do an episode? >> i mean, definitely, definitely. but it's not something she every expected. they just come knock on the dressing room door and say, "coco would you take this role?" so, she definitely rolls with it, yes. >> seth: for people who are watching at home, acting is not usually that easy. [ laughter ] so -- >> it's not that easy. >> seth: yeah, they don't usually just show up, and knock on the door, and offer you a part. so that's really good. >> no, it's not that easy. no. >> seth: and one thing that certainly not been easy this year, is you have had to be shooting outside in this weather, this new york weather, which has been very intense recently. >> well, a couple weeks ago, last week, it was 6 degrees. and i was shooting outside with jennifer esposito. she was guest-starring on the show, and we almost died. [ laughter ] you know, and it's funny, cause you talk to people, they go,
"that's fake snow, and that's fake cold." i'm like, what do you mean, what is fake cold? [ laughter ] like you know? yeah, it's difficult, because your brain goes into, like, survival mode. so, your brain is saying, get the hell out of the cold, and you're trying to remember lines. so, there's lots of levels of acting going on there. yeah. but you're really trying to kill yourself. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] well, your brain both kicked into survival mode, and thought it was a good idea to film a video of you guys outside. >> oh, you saw it. >> seth: yeah, let's take a look real quick. >> his face froze. >> okay. me and jennifer esposito are standing out here freezing. >> freezing my ass off. >> it's six degrees. people think that we're in fake cold. >> not fake cold. i'm stuck to your freaking jacket. [ laughter ] >> seth: you also, yeah. that's real cold right there. [ cheers and applause ] you have a new member of the family. you guys got a new dog. >> yeah, we got a new puppy named princess alexis. and you know, we had spartacus, famous spartacus from our reality show.
he passed a couple years ago. so, we had a place missing in our family. so, king maximus now has a little girlfriend named princess alexis. >> seth: uh-huh. >> and yeah, i mean it's crazy now. you know, she's got little puppy teeth so she's biting chanel a little bit. >> seth: here's a picture of all of them together. your three. [ audience awws ] there's chanel, there's alexis, there's maximus. >> and chanel's in alexis' bed. everyone's trying to claim area. so, max jumps in one. and the poor puppy's just sitting there like, "i know i'll find my area sooner or later." >> seth: did you know it was a -- once you had a dog pass away, did you know eventually you were going to get another one? >> definitely. >> seth: yeah. >> definitely. you know, so, it was just time. and we were in california. and coco ran into somebody who had this puppy. and she comes back to the hotel room. i was out there recording. and she comes back and she tells me this whole story about how beautiful the puppy is. i'm like, so where is it? like, i know -- and she's, no, i wanted your approval. i'm like, no, you didn't want my
approval. that puppy is coming. that pitch you just gave me, that puppy will be there. >> seth: and it's a good life to end up with you and coco. i mean, look. this was maximus' birthday. >> yeah, max had a little party. >> seth: and i would just say, not all dogs have birthdays like that. [ laughter ] very -- they're enjoying themselves. [ applause ] >> i love dogs. i love dogs. i don't -- i don't trust people that don't like dogs. >> seth: yeah, i agree with that. [ cheers and applause ] >> unless you can -- unless you can tell me some traumatic childhood experience where you got bit or something. other than that, if you just don't like dogs, you're suspect to me. i don't trust you. there's something wrong. >> seth: yeah. i think that's fair. >> cause dog's are the best. we don't deserve them. >> seth: you -- some people have been -- would be suspect about the safety of new york city if they had been watching "svu" for the last 20 years. >> that's funny. >> seth: because it's basically -- you know, something -- some [ bleep ] going down every week. let's be honest. there's never been an episode where none of the phones are
ringing, and you guys are all just sitting around playing cards. and is it true that coco's mom has basically based on the show -- watching the show is terrified of new york city? >> well, her step mom, right. so, we bring her to new york, we're giving her a little tour. i'm driving her past central park. and she goes, "oh, central park! i could get raped and killed!" [ laughter ] i'm like, lady, central park is the dead center of the richest part of manhattan. you could -- i mean, it's safe. i mean, of course, i mean, i wouldn't run butt naked at 3:00 in the morning. but -- [ laughter ] of course, if you watch all the crime shows in new york city, you'll swear to god that people are jumping out of the bushes with butcher knives. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> but, you know, we got to make a living, too. i'm sorry. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> seth: are you surprised with your -- with your oxygen show. are you surprised talking about -- obviously you're dealing with fictional crimes that are, you know, based on true crimes. but doing a true crime show, are you surprised at how easy things
like murder come to certain people? >> what happened was -- yeah, definitely. normal people, seth. >> seth: yeah. >> no, you know, you've got textbook criminals, people that rob banks, people that do bad things like myself. but then you have people that you don't expect. like, you know, school teachers and mothers who just come across an idea. maybe i'll just kill him, and bury him in the backyard, and my life will go on, you know? i've never been in a room. i've hung around some of the most devious gangsters in the world, and i've never been in a room with somebody who said, we'll just murder them, and that's a good idea. >> seth: right. [ laughter ] >> i've never been around those people. but this is like your next door neighbor. your grandmother. >> seth: yeah. >> you know, so, yeah. true crime is really crazy. and the show "in ice cold blood," i deal with it not from the cop side, but just from how diabolical our friends and neighbors can be. you just better watch your back. >> seth: yeah. >> that's all i'm saying. >> seth: be nice. be nice to them. when they come over and ask for sugar, give them sugar. >> give them a lot of sugar. give them five pounds. >> seth: give them more than they need. you've done commercials over the
year. you had, sort of, an iconic lemonade stand commercial. are there ones that you don't do? >> funny. [ laughter ] yeah, well, i did the geico commercial with, you know, the lemonade. now everybody runs up. hey, lemonade, lemonade. like, you know, this is the new joke. when they see me on the street, it's lemonade. sso i'm like, all right, that's good. i can rock with that. but people don't know. the commercials you'll make a lot of money for are the commercials no one wants to do. like my manager comes, he says we can get you $1 million, but you have to do a commercial for anal leakage. [ laughter ] uh, there's another one -- you can get $800,000 for adult diapers. [ laughter ] you know. so, the thing of it is, it's bad enough me walking down the street and somebody saying, "hey, lemonade." but i don't want somebody, "hey yo, leaky ass." [ laughter ] [ applause ] i mean, one of my mottos is, never a problem, only a price. >> seth: yeah. >> but some things just aren't worth it. >> seth: yeah, i think that's a
good line to draw. >> yeah. >> seth: you're going on tour with body count. you're going to do germany for a couple shows? >> only doing a of couple shows in germany. we're doing riot fest and another one. damn, they're going to be mad in germany that i don't know the names. but we'll be over there this summer. [ laughter ] but this summer, actually, we're doing the new body count album. we're going to record the "carnivore" album. >> seth: that's exciting. >> which will be harder and more disturbing than the "blood lust" album, hopefully. >> seth: gotcha. yeah, "blood lust." that wasn't a soft album. >> yeah, no time for anything soft. >> seth: they say you never hear it in elevators. they never play "blood lust." [ laughter ] >> yeah. that would be a crazy elevator though. [ laughter ] >> seth: hey, thank you for being here. it's always such a pleasure. >> hey, thanks for the support. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: ice-t, everybody. "law and order svu" airs thursdays at 10:00pm here on nbc. we'll be right back with more "late night," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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night," everyone. my next guest is a democratic senator from new mexico. his new book, "the way forward: meeting the challenges of a new america" is on shelves now. please welcome to the show, senator david jimenez. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ so great to have you here today. >> thank you for having me, sir. >> seth: so i have a lot to talk to you about. but before that, i heard that you might actually have something that you want to make an announcement about. >> that's right, seth. i would like to formally announce that i am running for president of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: well, that is very exciting. very, very exciting. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] it is -- [ cheers and applause ] it is exciting stuff. you know, we have some real challenges to face in america. some of our most dire ones yet, and i believe i have the solutions.
>> seth: that's amazing, senator jimenez. and now that you're entering what is a very -- let's be honest, a very crowded democratic field, can you explain why you've chosen to run now? >> seth, the american people need someone to fight for them based on their interests. and lead them to a new day. >> seth: and i'm sorry -- who are you? >> i'm senator christine packard, and i'm running for president of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] you can -- [ cheers and applause ] you can read about it in my new book, "fighting for a new day: fighting the good fight for a good america." >> seth: oh, okay. well -- [ light laughter ] this is a little awkward. this doesn't really work that well if there are two people at the -- >> seth, i'm sorry, but we need to usher in a new america with what i am calling a new american century. filled with promise for a new century for americans. this is why i'm running for president of the united states.
>> seth: uh-huh. [ cheers and applause ] you can read it in my book, "a new century: making a new america for a new century." [ laughter ] >> seth: i got to say, it was already such a crowded field, and now there's so many people running i'm having trouble keeping track of everyone. is anyone else running? >> together: we are. >> seth: oh. [ laughter ] well, like, just in interest of time, could you guys explain your platforms together? >> together: seth, i am the -- >> father of three wonderful -- >> mother of two beautiful -- >> together: children, and i believe -- >> the future is worth fighting for. >> it's worthwhile to fight for the future. >> right now, we are more divided than ever. >> our nation is more polarized than ever. >> together: but i believe i have the -- >> courage, and determination to lead -- >> strength and the fortitude to take -- >> together: us forward, together. this is why i'm running for president of the united states of america. [ cheers and applause ] >> together: you can read about it in my new book. >> "changing the present: how to alter the past, become the future." >> "becoming the future: how to change the present, and abandon the past."
[ laughter ] [ applause ] >> seth: all right. you know, there are a lot of you. i'm having trouble keeping you all straight. ultimately it's up to the voters to decide so maybe it would be a good idea to turn it over to the audience for a question. anyone? >> i have a question, seth. >> seth: yes, go ahead. >> seth, america is at a crossroads. we have to decide whether we want to go forwards into the future or backward into the past. [ laughter ] i believe i am the one to lead us forward. [ laughter ] this is why i am running for president of the united states! [ cheers and applause ] read about it in my new book, "choosing the future: how to abandon america's past, and move forward to its future." [ laughter ] >> seth: oh, man --
[ cheers and applause ] there's some more people here with some more books, i just noticed. so, uh -- no offense, but i really don't want to hear another person say they're running for president. >> i'm running for president! >> seth: oh, man. >> i think there is no way -- there is no one with the experience that i have to bring to the white house. that is why until -- with the two remaining years before i die -- >> seth: oh, boy. [ laughter ] >> i am running for president of the united states! read about it in my book! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "i'm old!" >> seth: "i'm old." >> "i'm old." >> seth: your book is called "i'm old?" >> i'm extremely old seth. >> seth: all right. look, i think i'm going to end this. i don't know if we're actually getting any new information here. >> seth, i'm running because i believe in bipartisan solutions
that work. >> work because america needs a leader. >> a leader who will put middle class americans -- >> americans ahead of special interests. >> seth: you know what, that was very good, you guys. i just think -- oh, my goodness! [ laughter ] let me guess. you're -- you're running for president too? >> seth, it is with some regrets that i am announcing that i am suspending my campaign to be president of the united states. >> seth: oh, i didn't even know you were running, but -- >> words cannot express how grateful i am to all of you. my true friends. >> seth: oh, i'm sorry, you're out too? >> my true friends who helped me in this fight. >> seth: no, not you, david jimenez! [ laughter ] >> it's clear that my past was too difficult for us to overcome. >> and the numbers just weren't working our way. >> while, i believe in what we fought for, i also believe i am too old. [ laughter ]
>> the american people must make a decision that represents our shared ideas. >> together: our shared ideals of leading america to a brand-new future and away from our past. >> you can read about it in my new book, "clearing the path: abandoning my past as a candidate for america's future as a country. >> seth: okay, i'm sorry. i am just having a difficult time keeping straight which one of you has dropped out so far. so, quick head count. who is still running for president? [ laughter ] does anyone want -- does anyone -- [ applause ] anyone interested in vice president? >> [ bleep ] no. >> all right. [ laughter ] >> seth: the language. you are very old! [ cheers and applause ] the 2020 democratic candidates, everyone. we'll be right back with more "late night." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ college... i can do whatever i want.
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he received his first academy award nomination for his latest film, "first reformed." let's take a look. >> you're a constant reminder of my own personal inadequacies and failings. you want something that never was and never will be. >> don't make me do this. >> listen, pull yourself together. >> you've got to take care of yourself. >> i despise you. i despise what you bring out in me. your concerns are petty. you are a stumbling block. >> seth: please welcome to the show, paul schrader, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: thank you so much for being here. i'm delighted to have you. >> thank you.
but first, i have to say, i have no idea why i'm here. >> seth: okay. >> i have never been a guest on a late night show in my life. >> seth: uh-huh. >> i'm like the worst late night guest. [ laughter ] i'm that late night guest that says if you're optimistic, you haven't been paying attention. >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] >> i'm that late night guest that says, the reason you're still up watching this is because you can't sleep, and you've lost hope. [ laughter ] >> seth: well, for those people -- for those people. [ laughter ] but there is -- i'm going to say something here. here's why i'm optimistic. i think, like a lot of people, i had just assumed that for your previous work you had been academy award nominated, but this is your first time. now that you have it for the first time, are awards something you care about? were you happy to hear? >> well, you know, it's interesting cause you set out early in life not to be -- not to judge yourself by the awards of others. and then something like this
happens. and you get very confused. [ laughter ] >> seth: have you thought about what kind of speech you might give? >> no, i have not. >> seth: that's for the best. try not to do what you did when you sat down here and talk about -- [ laughter ] but this is -- for those who haven't seen the film, it truly was one of my favorite of last year. this is ethan hawke plays a -- a man of religion who goes through a crisis of faith. is this something that you had been thinking about writing for a long time? >> uh -- i had been thinking about not writing it for a long time. almost 40 or 50 years, i've been thinking about not writing it. and then finally i just got too old, and i decided i have to write it. >> seth: it is -- you know, it's interesting. because it's very much of this time in that, you know, we just had a state of the union where the president did not mention climate change, which many would argue is the biggest issue facing humanity. not just this country, but
humanity. that is a theme in this film. is that -- did you do a lot of research, or is that something that was just in your head anyway? >> well, i mean, it's all out there on the internet. you don't have to spend many hours before you, you know, receive a very, very dire and bleak view of the planet's future. but what makes it sort of interesting is that this discussion that mankind has been having for 100,000 years. you know, where are we going? was always a theoretical one. and now it's starting to look like a practical one. >> seth: you know, ethan hawke -- his character keeps a journal. that obviously was a theme in "taxi driver," which was your first screenplay. which is -- you really came out of the gates pretty hot there. [ cheers and applause ] did it feel as though you were returning to a theme when you did that? >> i didn't think so at first. but at some point i realized that the poltergeist of "taxi driver" of travis bickle had slipped into the room and was watching me. and "taxi driver" is a very
young man's film. and "first reformed" is an old man's film. you know, they're both very angry. but they're not from the same time frame. >> seth: yeah. you see the anger changes as you get older? you can still be angry about things, but in a different way? >> anger -- well, usually you start to learn to live with it, you know. [ laughter ] when you're young, you know, there is a real chance of self harm. and by the time you get my age, you don't care. [ laughter ] >> seth: you -- you did not see your first movie until you were 17 years old. i mean, it's incredible that you would reach that point in your life, not see a movie and yet have it be your career. are you still shocked by that? >> yes. i came from a church background where no one saw movies. so, i wasn't anything special. but then, you know, along came the 60s and the european cinema
of the 60s. and it was like the world was on fire with smart movies. and i got swept up. >> seth: you made this movie in 20 days. and that must feel completely different to where movies were when you first started in the early '70s to now. do you feel like this is a good time to be a creator of a film? >> well, the good news is, anybody can make a movie. anybody. you, right there, with your phone. the bad news is, nobody can make a living at it. [ laughter ] >> seth: here's that patented optimism. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> but it -- but it is an exciting time to make movies. so many people who were kept out of the arts are now in. i mean, you know, minorities and sexual orientation, blah, blah, blah. you know, we -- in the past, we always kept those people from making movies. now everybody is making movies.
>> seth: yes, that's really exciting. and it's a great time to see representation of film like that. you know, an interesting piece of casting you did is ethan hawke, who is exceptional, and i really believe he should be nominated for an oscar, as well. but cedric the entertainer plays, i guess, a pastor of a -- >> mega church. >> seth: how did you come to find cedric? >> well, we have such a propensity to stereotype mega preachers. you know, we've got a box for them, and we're going to fit them in that box, no matter what. and i said, you know, i need to find an actor they can't put in a box. and i said, you know -- and cedric is so charming. and i was at a film festival with him once, and you could tell when people spotted him. because their faces would light up. >> seth: yeah. >> and so, he kept me from -- he kept the audience from putting him in that box. >> seth: it was great. and the film is wonderful. and congratulations. my fingers are crossed for you, and i really hope -- >> oh, thank you. >> seth: it would making my night if i saw you give a speech
on oscars night. thank so much for being here. paul schrader, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "first reformed" is available now on amazon prime and itunes. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ no, no, no. oh... ooh. what is that? no, no, no. you got a virus. i have a virus? ♪ i'm missing this. did you try restarting it? mom. any key enter... space bar... escape. ♪ ♪ ♪
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