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country. >> maybe it's the fashionable thing to wear now. >> i know. take a cue. >> you too. >> the weather will be great. 70s coming back this sunday. one thing to watch is tomorrow's forecast. it's the wind that will be picking up midday. once we pass that storm, you can see that things warm up, saving the best weather just in time for all the plans. >> we can finally wash our cars. thanks for joining us at 11:00. >> bye-bye. good night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- ricky gervais,
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karlie kloss, musical guest maren morris, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 1027. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. give it up for the roots right there. [ cheers and applause ] the roots. thank you, roots. well, guys, happy daylight savings. huh? yeah.
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[ cheers ] if it seems brighter outside it's either because of daylight savings or it's the sun reflecting off of j. lo's new engagement ring. wow, i mean -- [ cheers and applause ] did you see that thing? yeah. j. lo got engaged to a. rod this weekend. a lot of people are talking about the ring. can we see a picture? holy moly. [ cheers ] everybody else who was going to propose this month said, "you know what? summer's good." [ laughter and applause ] we'll wait. we love each other. that's right. daylight savings started sunday. and everyone moved their clocks forward by an hour. so now bernie sanders is technically eating dinner at 2:00 p.m. [ laughter and applause ] after this morning, president trump sent out a a tweet that said, "making daylight savings time permanent is okay with me." democrats heard that, they were like, "actually, we agree on something." [ cheers and applause ] all right. we can do this. all right. let's just do this. why aren't we doing this? speaking of the president, last month congress refused to get him 5.7 billion for his wall, and now he's asking for 8.6.
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[ laughter ] it's like asking a girl out and then after she says no, proposing. [ laughter and applause ] we said no to 5.6. when asked why he needs so much money for the wall, trump was like, "it's simple. we need a wall that colton the bachelor can't jump over." [ laughter and applause ] he's going over -- he's going to go -- he's going over the wall! i know 'cause they kept showing us that promo. yeah. i get it. oh he's going over the wall. >> steve: he's on the wall! >> jimmy: that's right. tonight was part one of "the bachelor" finale. people weren't sure if colton would go with hannah or tayshia or maybe try to win back cassie. i've got my own theories, but after explaining them, my uber driver was like, "sir, we've been at your destination for 10 minutes. please get out of the car!" [ laughter and applause ] a little harsh, to yell at me. >> steve: wow. he's a mad driver. >> jimmy: you guys see this? the other day, trump was sitting next to apple ceo tim cook. did you see that? i think it was a press conference or something. did you see this? and he accidentally called him tim apple. [ laughter ]
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this is real. watch this. watch this. >> you've really put a big investment in our country. we appreciate it very much, tim apple. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: but then, after that happened, trump claimed that he didn't say tim apple. he said that he actually said tim cook, apple, but he said the word cook so fast. [ laughter ] yeah. i'm sorry, let's see that again. >> we appreciate it very much, tim apple. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that must have been really fast, yeah. >> steve: super fast. >> jimmy: but then, this morning, trump tweeted that he said tim apple on purpose, to, quote, save time and words. [ laughter ] he's like, "i do that a lot. just ask my kids, girl, boy and boy jr." [ laughter and applause ] come here, boy jr. tell boy i love him. of course, when trump called tim cook tim apple, it wasn't the first time he struggled with someone's name. here. watch this. >> so we just can't make mistakes, right? so, we don't make mistakes.
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go ahead, ken. [ buzzer ] >> hard work today. i look forward to solving it. >> thank you, steve. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] >> we need to vote for scott walker and leah vukmir -- [ laughter ] >> steve: that's the best one. >> jimmy: that's the best one. vukmir -- >> steve: hoyvin maven. >> jimmy: come on down. vukmir. >> steve: he bails half way through. >> jimmy: it sounds like if steve martin bit that he's doing. [ gibberish ] [ laughter ] more news during a hearing the other day, a democratic congressman blew an air horn to demonstrate how the sound can be disruptive to whales. then he blew the air horn three more times and every lawmaker from jersey shore rushed in. [ air horn ] [ laughter and applause ] feel how big my muscle is. [ air horn ] hang onto my arm. hang on.
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it's like a swing. [ laughter and applause ] get this. budweiser just released a new line of meat products that are infused with beer. sounds good until you find yourself saying, "i swear i only ate three ribs, officer." [ laughter ] "what's the problem? all right. maybe four." check this out. the other day, police were called into a taco bell in south carolina after a customer went behind the counter to make his own food. police knew something was up when they heard someone got the correct order at taco bell. [ laughter and applause ] that's what happened. and finally, this is going viral. a man in china was late to a a ceremony, and he tried to quietly sneak in. but he had a little trouble with the door. watch this. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] he's fine, he's fine. can we just see it one more time? it's just too funny. [ unintelligable ] the guy was like, "i did it on purpose.
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it's the kool-aid man challenge. that's what i was just doing." [ laughter and applause ] it's just a bust, man. he's just trying to -- what's up man? the whole thing shatters. oh, my gosh. guys, you know how they say a a picture is worth a thousand words? well it's also worth one meme. i'll show you what i'm talking about. it's time for "this week in memes." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this week in memes this week in memes yeah ♪ >> jimmy: first up, take a look at this photo of president trump. [ laughter ] his meme says, "when you run outside with money, but the ice cream truck already left." it's like no! [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: here's a photo. i do that with my kids, we do the ice cream truck. 'cause an awesome ice cream truck goes by. it's the best. it's the best, worst stuff i've had ever. >> steve: yeah.
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>> jimmy: i mean, there's no ice cream at all in the truck. >> steve: no. it's just chemicals. but good chemicals. >> jimmy: like in the shape of spongebob's face. >> steve: oh yeah. that one you go like, "what is this made of?" you eat it and you go -- >> jimmy: what does it even taste like? >> steve: exactly. >> jimmy: it tastes like -- like sweet. is that a flavor? >> steve: i think it is. it's a new -- >> jimmy: sweet is a flavor. yeah. it tastes like yellow and red. >> steve: and there's blue. it's deep like blue. >> jimmy: yeah. here's a photo of samuel l. jackson and spike lee at the oscars. their meme is called, "when you're putting your drunk friend in the uber." [ laughter ] it's like, "all right. come on. come on, buddy. out of the --" three rooms. >> steve: leave me alone tim apple. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: next is a photo of vladimir putin. [ laughter ] his meme says, "when you're getting ready to play twister with your boys." >> steve: oh, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: next is another photo of president trump. his meme is called, "when you realize none of your friends came to your slam poetry open mic." it's like -- [ applause ]
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no one bought his wall when how tall wall? see, there's no wall at all y'all. [ light laughter ] there's no wall at all, y'all. >> steve: all right. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. yeah. tariq, is that good? is that considered rap? >> steve: it's like slam poetry right. ♪ >> jimmy: maybe give me like a a crazier beat, like a tougher beat. like -- [ beat boxing ] >> steve: poetry or rap? >> jimmy: well, i started with slam poetry, but that's like everything. it evolves. ♪ what was that line again? [ laughter ] something about walls. >> steve: yeah. >> tariq: there's no wall at all. >> steve: ain't no wall, doll. >> jimmy: no, it wasn't doll. it was like -- >> tariq: y'all. >> jimmy: y'all? ♪ listen up, y'all there is no wall ♪ no, i can't do it. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, come on granny. maybe this fall there will be a a wall? [ laughter ] play ball. >> jimmy: maybe this fall there will be a wall. we can play wall ball? [ laughter ]
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yeah, whatever. >> steve: something like that. it's a work in progress, man. yeah, they're on. yeah, you're working on it. sounds great. >> jimmy: i'm trying, right? >> steve: i know. i love it. i love the effort. 110%, man. so proud of you. [ laughter ] you do a good job, jimmy talk show. [ laughter and applause ] [ air horn ] >> jimmy: that's a little condescending. >> steve: i just want say a a word. i just want to say words. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like is it bad if you just rhyme every word? right? that's not rapping. >> tariq: i mean, it depends on the rhythm. you know? >> jimmy: yeah. so, i was just riffing and whatever i said was something close to something. let's see if i can get in the zone. >> steve: oh, you got it? >> jimmy: wall. [ laughter ] wall. [ laughter ] ♪ i'm making a call out to all y'all to build this wall not here but tall ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] is that better? [ applause ] hey, next is a photo of a dog. [ laughter ] this meme is called, "when you're crushing that mid life crisis." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i can't drive 55 dude. [ laughter ] next is a photo of german chancellor angela merkel and french president emmanuel macron. their meme is called, "when you flirting at the club, but want to make sure your ex is watching." he's like, "hey." [ laughter and applause ] i guess that would do it. >> steve: i don't care. >> jimmy: here's a photo of queen elizabeth. her meme says, "when your crush casually mentions once that you look good in blue." it's like -- [ laughter and applause ]
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here's another photo of a dog. it's meme says, "when bae catches you eating thin mints out of the freezer." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: uh-oh. i'm eating them anyway. >> jimmy: you got to freeze them, man. >> steve: you gotta freeze the mints. >> jimmy: you know what i'm a a little upset about? >> steve: what's up? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: think about this. microwave ovens. i feel like we haven't evolved enough with that invention. here's what i want, and i think it's the future. a product, you get the product, right? >> steve: right. >> jimmy: you open it up. as soon as oxygen hits the product it heats the product up to that perfect temperature. a perfect 185, 175 degrees. >> steve: they all ready have those. you get those -- the military has them. they're called meals ready eat, i think. mres. pop it open and they heat up. it's like spaghetti-o's and stuff like that. >> jimmy: and it comes -- it's all ready heated? >> steve: heated. yeah. so, that invention is already made, man. >> jimmy: maybe i'm a spy. [ laughter ] like, maybe this is a great
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movie. i don't know. maybe i've been trained to forget my past. >> steve: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you know what i'm saying? they're like, "oh, you're a a comedian. you go out and you host a talk show." and i go, "oh, yeah." >> steve: you're like "the bourne identity." >> jimmy: and then something happens and they go, "what are you doing here?" [ laughter ] [ punching sounds ] fred don't stop with the sound effects, thank you. [ punching sounds ] [ rim shot ] my one punch -- >> steve: on a a roll, forget it. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: one punch and he was done. >> steve: yeah, well you -- >> jimmy: then it just kind of bent him around. >> steve: yeah, you're so good, you got him in one punch. yeah. [ punching sound ] >> jimmy: thank you fred. >> steve: sounds great. [ laughter ] now you broke his neck. >> jimmy: and finally -- >> steve: oh, is this a meme thing? >> jimmy: oh, is he punching me back? don't hit me back. [ punching sounds ] [ punching sounds ] wall wall. all. tall wall. ♪ wall tall
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♪ ♪ this finally, there's a photo of kim jong-un -- [ cheers and applause ] his meme says, "hey, i just want to take another look at you." [ laughter and applause ] that was "this week in memes." everybody, we'll be right back with one of our favorites, ricky gervais. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ pardon the interruption but this is big!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. our first guest created, wrote and stars in a new series called "after life," which is available now on netflix. please welcome, ricky gervais! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: they love you. >> come on. >> jimmy: come on. >> wow. >> jimmy: our audiences just loves ricky gervais. thank you so much for coming back to our program. >> oh, my pleasure. >> jimmy: i always love having you on the show. and i know that you flew all the way from london to come here to do our show. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, i appreciate that. do you -- do you mind traveling like that? is that -- >> well, honestly, i shouldn't complain. it doesn't get any better. i go first class. but, yeah, it's lovely. and yet there's always someone that can still annoy me. [ laughter ] there's always -- it doesn't matter where you are, honestly. it's like -- right, so, last time flying back last time i did this show, i got on a plane, we're the runway, right? again, first class. lovely. there was a guy just there next to me. and he was yawning like this -- [ yawning ] [ light laug ] so, i lo a tha and then he did it again. [ yawning ] so, i checked that he didn't have anything wrong with him, right? [ laughter ] like, that would have been embarrassing, like, you know. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. >> and then -- people are looking around as well.
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and i was going like that, right? >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> and then -- and he was about, sort of, 55. and then about the 15th time he went -- [ yawning ] i went, "excuse me, mate. can you do it without the noise at the end?" right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you really said that to him? >> yeah, and he went, "oh, sorry." and then i thought, "i got 7 hours next to him now." right, okay, so, i was in a a restaurant, right? and it was a lovely restaurant, right? it was nice and quiet. i eat about 6:00 p.m., so it's nice and quiet. and the waiter came over, and every time he sort of walked back and forth. he just went -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that would drive me mad. >> and i was going -- and jane was going, "you can't --" so i was going -- everytime he did it. [ laughter ] like that. this woman on the plane that annoyed me because she was too tired, right? [ laughter ] she's sort ount to the shwalked. i wanted to go, "open your eyes. and she was at. o [ laughter ] what are you doing?" >> so -- >> jimmy: "you're a grown
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woman." come on, now. >> yeah. is your whole family funny? is everybody in the family? >> i think so. i remember growing up, it was like the first thing that i -- you know, everyone had a laugh. my older brother, bob, it was -- i think he was my first experience of people saying and doing what they wanted it to be funny. and he sort of got away with it somehow. and we had a real great -- i talk about my old stand-up at humanity. he's about 11 years older than me. and he once spent an hour in the 99 cent store, just asking the cashier how much everything was, right? [ laughter ] until this poor guy was having a breakdown. he was having a break down. at my -- my dad's funeral, we were all outside. [ laughter ] no, it's funny stuff, right. we were outside in the graveyard. and i think bob was having a a cigarette, right. and our uncle mick came along. and we hadn't seen uncle mick for, like, about 20 years, right? the last time i saw him he was about 50, and now he's about 70. and he hadn't aged well. right? so, he walked up, right? and this old man, he went,
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"hello, boys." and bob, sort of, looked at him and recognized him. and so went, "jesus." like that, right? and then bob looked around the graveyard and said, "is there any point you going home?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a good joke. >> yeah, i know. >> jimmy: that's a good joke. but bob would say anything. we had a simple rule. "if you think of something funny, you've got to say it." he -- right, you'll probably have to bleep this. so, we're all in the car once, right. bob was driving. and we just got a random, sort of, stop like security check, right? and the copper, sort of, looked in the window, said, "where are you off to?" and we said, "bognor." and he went, "will you just open the trunk, please?" and he looked in the trunk. and then he came up to bob's of, mirrors with a stick on it. that. and as he did that, his helmet fell off. d thcopper just went, "oh." just being nice, he just said to bob, "i bet you always wonder what we kept under our helmets." and bob went, "i knew it wasn't brains."
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[ laughter ] why did he say -- why did he say that? >> jimmy: to a cop. >> why did he say it? >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he just had to say it. >> he just had to say it, yeah. >> jimmy: you look good. i mean, every time we come on we -- no, you do. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, everytime you come on. >> you got to say that. >> jimmy: no, i don't have to say it because i wouldn't -- >> i'm wearing black. it's slimming. [ laughter ] it can't work miracles. but -- i'm a year closer to death than last time i saw you. that's it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't -- come on. >> every time i see you, i'm slightly closer to death, right? >> jimmy: yeah, i know. but don't -- >> one day you're going to ask me how i am, and i'm literally just going to be dead in the chair, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, come on. >> i don't worry about it, anyway. i don't care. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't? >> no, i don't worry about being dead you don't know about it. that's the best thing about being dead. you don't know about it. it's like being stupid, it's only painful for others. [ laughter ] so, i don't care. i don't care. i don't -- i don't care. >> jimmy: we have to talk about "after life." >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's on netflix right now. it's -- everyone's talking about it, congratulations. >> yeah, it's crazy. >> jimmy: it's got a great
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buzz. and, oh, my gosh. >> yeah, i've never -- >> jimmy: it's clever. and, yeah, sure, you can give it up. [ cheers and applause ] you have a great way of doing it. because it's very smart, but it's dark. >> yeah, it's dark. it's very dark. >> jimmy: it's funny. >> it is funny. and, just like, you know, people joke at their parents' funerals. it's that sort of thing. so, it hits the ground running. very seriously, you see -- it starts with kerry godliman, who plays my wife. and she's obviously going through chemotherapy, and i'm watching a video of her. and she's saying, "if you're watching this, i'm not around any more. i couldn't say this to my face. you could never hear how lovely you are but you are. but you're useless." and she, sort of, leaves him a a guide, you know. and it starts of really sweet and mundane. like, when to put the bins out and, you know, how to fill the and, you know, you see i'm sad. and, you know that i've lost everything. and she was the love of my life. and i'm suicidal. and i think of ending it all. but the dog's hungry. so, i feed the dog.
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and that gives me longer to think, "okay, i'm going to stay around for a while. and i'm going to punish the world. so, i'm going through grief and i decide i'm going to say and do whatever i want from now on. sort of, one last adventure. and i treat it like a a superpower. 'cause i'm not scared of anything any more. so, i can do what i want. and i think i can always end it all. so, it's like a -- it's like that's the high concept. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but it is very funny, and, obviously, there's a a development, and it's like -- yeah, it sounds crazy, but it works. it's sweet. >> jimmy: i love it. i want to show everyone a clip. here's ricky girvais in "after life." take a look at this. >> about your dad -- you upset quite a few people today, didn't you, ray? >> how? >> well, he told irene tindwall that you would like to do her from behind? >> why from behind? >> i don't really think that's the issue. >> no. sort of ugly. what about it? >> and he accused charlie willis of sucking off elton john. >> how old is charlie willis? >> dirty bastard.
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>> anything else? please say, "yes." >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. he told winston freeman that he has the [ bleep ] of a a [ bleep ]. >> i didn't know i [ bleep ]. you shouldn't even say [ bleep ], dad. oh. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and then she was laughing. >> yeah. ricky gervais, everybody. check out "after life" available now on netflix. ricky and i are playing "singing in the face" after the break. stick around. m♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to "the tonight show." i'm here with ricky gervais, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] now, ricky, you're a very expressive person .
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>> right. >> jimmy: and you also you love music. >> right. >> so, i wanted to play a fun new game with you again. >> wow! finally subjective. [ laughter ] >> every time you come on, i want to see if you'd play a new game. and we'll see if it's fun. >> well, i always do. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. >> but, yeah. >> jimmy: sometimes it's fun. >> imagine if i had any dignity. i'd refuse. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's true. you can walk out if you don't like it. >> no, i can't be bothered. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we're going to play a a fun new game. it's time for "singing in the face." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ singing in the face singing in the face the face in the face ♪ >> okay. >> jimmy: here's how this works. >> will i know the songs? >> jimmy: we're going to take -- well, we'll see. we're going to take turns hitting this button right here, okay? a song to sing, and a facial expression to make. >> jimmy: whoever's turn it is will have to hold the facial expression -- >> okay. >> jimmy: while singing the song. you're not allowed to change your face at all. all right? >> okay. >> jimmy: or, if you do, you will be punished. >> right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ricky, you are my guest. why don't you go first? press this button here and
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you'll see what we end up with. you'll see that it will give you the song first. [ laughter ] right. >> jimmy: but you're face has to be furious when you sing that song. >> okay. okay. >> jimmy: that's how we play this game, okay. >> okay. >> jimmy: so make a -- make a furious face. [ laughter ] >> roots, roots, whenever you're ready. ♪ ♪ there's a party going on right here a celebration to last throughout the year ♪ ♪ so bring your good times and your laughter too we gonna celebrate and party with you ♪ ♪ come on [ cheers and applause ] celebrate good times come on ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my, god.
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furiously singing "celebration." those veins popping out of your forehead. >> i know. it might -- yeah. >> jimmy: i would love to see that. >> oh, jesus. >> jimmy: okay, it's my turn. >> right. >> jimmy: here we go. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, good. all right. "what a wonderful world" doing it nauseous. nauseous face. all right. wait. [ light laughter ] ♪ ♪ i see trees of green red roses too i think to myself what a wonderful world ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: i almost did get sick on that one. >> okay. imfor e final round. >> two grown men. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is where we will both have to make the same facial expression while singing the same song. >> we haven't got the same face. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no, we could. >> right. >> jimmy: we could make it in the face. >> one face. >> jimmy: here we go. all right, you press the button. here we go. >> okay. >> jimmy: we'll see. >> okay. [ laughter ] terrified. >> jimmy: so, james taylor. wait, so, terrified, okay. wait, let me do it. ♪ ♪ when you're down and troubled and you need a helping hand ♪ but nothis wherever i am ♪
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♪ i'll come running oh yeah baby you've got a a friend ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: pushing it to new boundaries, ricky gervais. his new show "after life" is out on netflix now. we'll be right back with karlie kloss, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ limu emu and doug. what do all these people have in common, limu? [ guttural grunt ] exactly. nothing! they're completely different people. that's why they make customized car insurance from liberty mutual. they'll only pay for what they need. yes, and they could save a ton. you've done it again, limu. [ limu grunts ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, guys, march madness is kicking off next week. and in honor of that -- yeah, sure. give it up. one person loves it. [ laughter ] in honor of that, we're doing
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something fun tomorrow night. we're going to get a bunch of school mascots together at the barclays center in brooklyn. and we're going to have the first ever "tonight show" ncaa college mascot dunk contest and three-point contest. now -- [ cheers and applause ] i know. i'm very excited about this. we've got four team mascots entered into the competition. and i'm going to be in it too in some way. we're going to go on instagram live around 8:00 p.m. to give you a sneak peak at all of the action. and then we're going to take the highlights and put them on the show next monday, march 18th. so be sure to check out my instagram @jimmyfallon tomorrow night around 8:00 p.m. eastern to catch all the mascot action. it's going to be fun. [ cheers and applause ] guys stick around. we'll be right back with karlie kloss. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm mildly obsessed with numbers. so, i started with the stats regarding my moderate to severe plaque psoriasis.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is one of the biggest supermodels in the world, and she's the new host and judge on "project runway," which premieres ur [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> how are you guys? it's a warm welcome. >> jimmy: karlie kloss, welcome back to the show.
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thank you so much for seeing us. and i want to say congratulations. you've gotten married since you've been here. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] yes, i've got married. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congratulations on that. >> i love it. >> jimmy: i love even how you just walk out. you just walk out like a a supermodel. >> hey, you know, those runways are good practice for this. >> jimmy: yeah, i walk out, and i would just walk. >> no, no, no, you don't walk. you walk. >> jimmy: it's fantastic, i just love it. you actually just did the -- walk the runway in paris. >> yeah, it was just paris fashion week. i just got back, had an amazing time. >> jimmy: look at .d.as quite a. >> jimmy: this is all part of a a dress? >> oh, yeah. you can see there's like five people helping me just carry this. >> jimmy: how long is the train? >> this dress i think it was like 25, 30 feet. something crazy, i know. and everywhere i walked, it like swept the floors with me. >> jimmy: of course, exactly. >> i don't think anyone else in the world is tall enough to wear this dress. i don't know, maybe there's a a customer out there. >> jimmy: that has to be a a workout. >> it was. it was. it was fun. it was fun. >> jimmy: it's wild. >> i know, i like my job. >> jimmy: well it's a lot of
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work -- >> i now have a new appreciation for your a host -- you know, being a host myself now. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, because i want to get into this, "project runway." >> yes. >> but i -- well, i mean, let's talk about it now. >> no, i mean, we can talk about fashion all day. it's a fun job. and i at paris fashion week, i got to walk in some of my shows, got to sit and watch some of my shows. it was fun. im did. i did. >> jimmy: well, do you like that? that's an interesting move. >> i -- i -- you know what? >> jimmy: do the models normally get to do that? i love walking in runaway shows but i got to sit at a couple shows. and i sat next to oprah. >> jimmy: hey. >> personal hero, yes, oprah. >> jimmy: that's right. i mean, come on. yeah, the one and only oprah. hello. >> hello. >> jimmy: have you ever met oprah before? >> i had met her once. but she's amazing. she's my hero. >> jimmy: do you still do kode with klossy? >> i do, thank you for asking. >> jimmy: i love that. >> do you still do kode with klossy, yes. >> jimmy: tell me a little about that because i have two little girls and i love this idea. >> you should send your girls to our camps. i run a program called kode with klossy. we teach girls how to code for free. and we're launching our program
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across the united states. so anybody who wants to learn how to code this summer. you work with -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love it, i think it's pretty great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's just growing and getting bigger and bigger. >> yeah, it's amazing. we work and we have these amazing camps. these brilliant girls who are learning how to code and changing the world. >> jimmy: do you enjoy being the host or do you enjoy being -- judging at all? because you're doing a little bit of both. >> yeah, i was doing a little bit of everything. and i love that. i -- i -- you know, being a a host on "project runway" is really, really been so fun. i mean, i grew up watching the show. and it's this an amazing platform tsigners to really sho their talents. and i was excited to be a part of it. i mean, i first watched it when i was 12 years old, and now, i am the host of it, and i got to executive produce it, and so i got to bring all of my experience over the past ten years to the show, and to kind of creating challenges that help, you know, reflect what's happening in the fashion industry today. >> jimmy: yeah, because this one, the way it's a little bit different than it has been in the past is that you're seeing that these designers, beyond just designing beautiful
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outfits and fashion. but they're also entrepreneurs. and they're thinking about business. >> yes, and there's so much. i mean, being a designer in the world today, to think about social media, have you to think about you know, building your brand in this digital landscape. so we have challenges. and things called flash sale challenges. so basically, the audience in real time can say and vote on which dress they like best. and that dress will be made into a garment that you can actually buy. >> jimmy: wow. >> so that's cool. >> jimmy: i think that's probably like the future of tv. >> yeah, and you know, a really important conversation that's and sizes on our runway, because fashion should serve women of all shapes and sizes. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's karlie kloss in the new season of "project runway." take a look at this. >> designers today must be business savvy, marketing, branding and e-commerce are essential to becoming a a successful designer, which
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brings us to a new part of "project runway." this challenge is a flash sale challenge. >> in select challenges throughout this competition, america is going to vote on the look that you make. the winning look that the judge's pick and the fan favorite look will be manufactured on demand by the 19th amendment. and sold on bravotv.com. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you get to break this new talent, which i think is one of the best parts of having the show, when you get to see new talent and people come out and grow and become famous and -- >> and this is an amazing platform for these designers, and the winner also gets a cfda mentorship. >> jimmy: hey, last time you were here on the show, we played charades and we won. cause we were a great team. >> we really won. we kicked ass. >> jimmy: yes. i thought maybe really quickly if you don't mind, i'd love to
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play a new game with you. >> i would love to play a game. >> jimmy: all right, this one is called the jinx challenge. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] now here, you put your hand in this glove here. >> okay. got you. i got you. >> jimmy: no problem. here we go. your right hand. all right so here we go. so now look. here we are. we are connected, right? >> we are connected, we are one. >> jimmy: yes, we're one. there's no real reason that we're wearing these gloves but it's fun for me. [ light laughter ] >> very fashionable. >> jimmy: here's how it works. what we do is read a category from this card then count to three, and then both say something in that category at the same time. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, when we say the same thing it is a jinx. let's try to get two jinxes. >> okay, we can do better than that. come on. let's do this. >> jimmy: here we go pal, ready? >> let's do it. >> both: vogue. >> jimmy: wow, come on. [ ding ] ready? >> okay. >> jimmy: body parts? one, two, three. >> both: legs. wow! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ >> jimmy: that's pretty good. >> three, that's it, come on. apps. one, two, three. >> both: instagram. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ dinging ] you're fantastic. karlie kloss everybody. we did not plan that. the new season of "project runway premieres thursday at 8:00 p.m. on bravo. we'll be back with a a performance from maren morris. oh she's good. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: performing the title track to her new album "girl,"
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please welcome back, maren morris. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ this is unflattering all up in my head again ♪ ♪ i don't feel myself right now maybe i should just lay down ♪ ♪ if vanity's my vin well i don't feel the difference ♪ ♪ i don't likeht now gotta find a way out ♪ ♪ what you feel is natural but i don't wanna feel this anymore ♪ ♪ pick yourself up off the kitchen floor what you waiting for ♪ ♪ girl won't you stop your crying ♪ ♪ i know that you're trying everything's gonna be okay
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baby girl ♪ ♪ don't you hang your head low don't you lose your halo ♪ ♪ everyone's gonna be okay baby girl ♪ ♪ draw your comparisons trying to find who's lesser than ♪ ♪ well i don't wanna wear your crown there's enough to go around ♪ ♪ what you feel is natural natural ♪ ♪ you don't gotta put up with this anymore anymore ♪kitchen floor oh tell me what you waiting for ♪ girl won't you stop your crying ♪ ♪ i know that you're trying everything's gonna be okay baby girl ♪
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♪ don't you hang your head low don't you lose your halo ♪ ♪ everyone's gonna be okay baby girl ♪ ♪ ♪ girl don't hang your head low don't lose your halo don't lose your halo ♪ ♪ girl don't hang your head low don't lose your halo won't youoh ♪ stop your crying ♪ everything's gonna be okay baby girl ♪ ♪ don't you hang your head low don't you lose your halo ♪
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♪ everyone's gonna be okay baby girl ♪ ♪ won't you stop your crying won't you stop your crying i know that you're trying ♪ ♪ everything's gonna be okay everything's gonna be okay baby girl don't you hang your head low ♪ ♪ don't you lose your halo everyone's gonna be okay everyone's gonna be okay baby girl ♪ ♪ everyone's gonna be okay baby girl mm mm mm mm mm mm ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is how you do it. maren morris, thank you so much. maren morris. "girl" is out now. my thanks to ricky gervais, karlie kloss, maren morris once again. [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- jessie eisenberg, from "a.p. bio" writer and comedian paula pell, music from dan and shay, featuring the 8g band with allison miller. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] laes and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. white house press secretary, sarah huckabee sanders held a press briefing today for the first time in six weeks. and i think it'll be the last one for a while, cause she ended with "happy holidays."

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