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she was getting a free iphone ends up paying for it. the force southern california tonigh the force is strong in southern california tonight. disneyland's much anticipated gala galaxy's edge debuts. it creates a an outpost modeled after one in the film. you saw there mark hamill who played luke skywalker. >> that's a big deal. we're going. thank you for joining us. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: welcome to "the tonight show!" and here's your host jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪
>> jimmy: thank you very much for being here i love you [ cheers and applause i love you welcome to "the tonight show." give it up for the roots right there, everybody [ cheers and applause thank you for being here, everybody. thank you for being here you guys, i'm very excited about this brie larson is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause we love brie larson. she's here to try to finally get the word out about this movie called "avengers: endgame. [ laughter ] i don't know if you guys heard it's coming out. [ cheers and applause try to get the word out a little bit that's right captain marvel herself, brie larson is here. wyatt cenac is here. [ cheers and applause and we have music from wu-tang clan [ cheers and applause
yep, brie thought there were a a lot of avengers until she got here and met the 50 members of wu-tang clan [ laughter ] [ applause ] but the new "avengers" opens tomorrow and it's going to be huge. some theaters are staying open 24 hours a day through sunday. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause by then, the kid who works the butter pump is going to have an arm like the hulk. he's like -- [ laughter ] "i should have evened out. this is very interesting since the new "avengers" movie hasn't come out everywhere, critics have been posting spoiler free reviews can we see what a review looks like without spoilers? i'm sorry. [ laughter and applause >> steve: hey. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. that's the mueller report. i'm sorry about that i apologize. let's get to some news i saw that president trump just met with the ceo of twitter, jack dorsey. i heard that trump complained about losing twitter followers [ laughter ] just like when abraham lincoln met with his generals and said, "why aren't my speeches getting more likes?" [ laughter and applause
but it's true. and apparently trump asked jack dorsey why obama has more twitter followers than him [ light laughter ] it got awkward when jack realized pressing the mute button doesn't work on people in real life [ laughter and applause he's like, "he's still talking still hear you." some more news about the president. nancy pelosi says congress probably won't impeach trump but that doesn't mean she's letting him off the hook there's plenty of ways to punish trump besides impeachment. take a look at some of her ideas. first there's no screen time between 3:00 a.m. and 7:00 a.m [ laughter ] her next idea is to send a a bunch of ladders down to the mexican border [ laughter ] pelosi also might put a cuss jar in the oval office and donate the money to women's health clinics [ laughter ] [ cheers ] she might also make it so trump can only put his name on buildings in 12 point font [ laughter ] [ scattered cheers ] and if all else fails, permanent golf partner, robert mueller there he is. [ cheers and applause that - 12 point font got you? 12 point font got you.
i love it. >> questlove: yeah >> jimmy: some more news, the election field is about to get even more crowded. 'cause tomorrow joe biden is joining the race [ scattered cheers ] yup, his campaign said the reason they're announcing so late is 'cause it took forever to get the cone on biden's head [ audience aws ] [ laughter and applause and get this, i read that since pete buttigieg has become more popular, beto o'rourke's popularity has gone down they're both young, charismatic guys and a lot of people think buttigieg stole beto's thunder and honestly, i kind of feel bad for the guy. so it's time for a candidate intervention ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: beto, my man take a deep breath there's a long way to go until the 2020 election. but if you want to get back on track, here's some advice. you got to cool it with the blue shirts, bro [ laughter ] there's too many of them it's insane. you look exactly the same every day. it's like one of the brooks brothers got stuck inside groundhog day. [ laughter ] you're campaigning for president of the united states,
not trying to sell oxiclean. [ laughter ] and please, please stop standing on your minivan you can't become president if you're standing on a van down by the river [ cheers and applause so beto, do some interviews, do a town hall. because mayor pete's coming in hot. and right now, you're just a a dude who supports legal marijuana, wears the same shirt every day and rides around in a van. you're shaggy from "scooby-doo. [ laughter and applause i hope this helps. here's another big story, guys today in russia, kim jong-un met with vladimir putin. [ audience ohs ] turns out kim and putin are good friends they're actually so close, they can finish each other's poisonings [ laughter ] [ applause ] but i saw that kim arrived for the meeting by train and you know things are rough in north korea 'cause kim stepped off the train in russia and was like, "ah, the good life." [ laughter ] [ applause ]
oh, this is kind of weird. i saw that 17 students at the same high school in ohio all got perfect a.c.t. scores. [ audience ohs ] a lot of people wanted to know how that happened. well, here's what some of the students to say about it this student said, "well, i mean it took a lot of mental prep it wasn't easy but i studied a bunch. and it paid off. [ light laughter ] next student said, "well, i mean it took a lot of mental prep [ laughter ] it wasn't easy but i studied a bunch. and it paid off. [ light applause ] this student said, "well, i mean it took a lot of mental prep [ laughter ] it wasn't easy but i studied a bunch. and it paid off. and finally, this student said, "i copied off a smart kid. [ laughter ] it's like, "just tell us what you did. [ applause ] be honest. now listen to this, i read that a lot of germ killing brands like clorox are now selling products with germs that are good for you or you could save a few bucks. just walk into a new york subway with your mouth open. [ laughter ] [ applause ] hey guys, the philadelphia phillies were in town this week facing off against the mets
and everyone's watching their star outfielder bryce harper and he's an amazing player he's also the face of the new video game, "mlb the show 19." so bryce stopped by earlier today for a one on one home run derby. and because it was a video game, i actually had a shot. check it out >> jimmy: hey, guys. i'm here with mlb superstar bryce harper and we're about to play "mlb the show 19. it's a head to head home run derby championship whoever wins will be crowned the greatest baseball player in the world. look at you there. it looks like there's nothing in your hands. >> you're right. there is nothing in my hands just going like this [ talking over each other >> jimmy: sorry. [ laughter ] all right, so, i'm going to choose aaron judge he's my dude, the yankees. >> cool. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: let me get the call right here >> who's that? >> jimmy: oh, it's aaron judge >> what's up jimmy aaron here, man. i just want to wish you luck in your upcoming game and just don't suck. >> jimmy: all right, here we go look at you there, look. come on, you're a badass look at that
here we go i'll just pretend i'm in the audience boo! [ laughter ] there you go >> there we go >> jimmy: look at people get up to catch it. don't catch it 398? [ crack of the bat ] what do you call that when you keep hitting them? you twerping them out there? what's the baseball term [ crack of the bat] >> that's a no doubter >> jimmy: look at that, 431. all right, now i'm getting nervous here oh, no, no, no this is not good >> jimmy >> jimmy: you suck >> that's fine >> jimmy: you suck >> i heard a lot worse last night. [ crack of the bat ] >> there we go >> jimmy: that's barely -- oh, my god that count as a home run >> front row homers, those are the best ones. >> jimmy: five all right, it's not bad. five >> five homers >> jimmy: look at this >> you're up [ crack of the bat ] first one. that's gone. >> jimmy: yeah, that's a homer come on, aaron judge look, his head's not even on the -- 5-1. [ crack of the bat ] oh, man. put your hands and get your gloves out it's another dinger. apple -- the big apple
look, the umpire's back's to it that how disrespectful the umpires here [ laughter ] >> swing and a miss. >> jimmy: i'm freaking out right now. >> swing and a miss. >> jimmy: i can't lose this -- come on. i need four to win [ crack of the bat ] that is gone come on. throw it [ crack of the bat ] it's four. >> is it gone? yeah >> jimmy: yes, definitely gone >> way gone. >> jimmy: yeah, it's called a home run, no big deal. you've ever seen one before? oh, my gosh, 40 seconds. it's 5-4 you might win this one i'm so mad >> 39, 38. [ crack of the bat] >> jimmy: it's a home run, please. gone right >> oh, my gosh >> jimmy: yes! tie game for the win. keep it going. here we go [ crack of the bat ] [ gasps >> that's gone >> jimmy: triple decker. at 417, the champion [ cheers and applause oh, my god i beat him at his game i beat him at his game >> no. unbelievable >> jimmy: look at that >> yep >> jimmy: aaron, i did you a a solid, buddy [ cheers and applause we did it.
>> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: my thanks to bryce harper check out "mlb the show 19." [ cheers and applause he's a good dude and thank you to aaron judge for the inspiring pep talk, everybody. i had a good night last night, man. i went to the time 100 >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: gala quest, you were there too. >> questlove: i was there, man >> jimmy: what did you think >> questlove: it's pretty cool >> jimmy: yeah >> questlove: pretty cool. >> jimmy: i was there. i got to sit at a great table. i was there with brie larson who's on our -- that's how i got her to do the show tonight >> steve: really >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. [ light laughter ] my table was nancy pelosi, brie larson. i got in an argument with martha stewart >> steve: oh [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i saw trevor noah was there, john oliver it was super fun actually, john oliver was at the table next to me and i actually have my placard from my table. and i said, "john, john. he looks over at me. i go, "yeah, dude. [ laughter ] what's up, man table number one, man. then the night closed out with taylor swift >> steve: wow. [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: and she played five
or six songs >> questlove: five songs >> jimmy: she was fantastic. >> questlove: yeah >> jimmy: guitar, piano, it was -- and then, i left after that. but that's when your night began. >> questlove: i dj'd yeah >> jimmy: how late did you go? >> questlove: late [ laughter ] 2:00 in the morning. 2:00 in the morning. >> jimmy: did you really >> questlove: sandra oh wouldn't stop dancing. >> jimmy: really [ laughter ] she was great. i liked her speech it was really good >> questlove: yeah, yeah >> jimmy: but what a -- did you party in that place with the view with the glass -- lincoln center, right? >> questlove: yeah, yeah, you can see new york city outside. >> jimmy: it's the most beautiful view of new york city. it was so much fun i was thankful that "time" invited us -- invited me there but it was -- what was the go to jam that d.j. yamid played? >> questlove: i played everything i played - ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: right round. >> jimmy: stop it, stop it please stop playing that song. dude, this is -- no, please stop playing that song that is in my head >> questlove: i played it. >> jimmy: it's a great song. but i just got out of my head. >> questlove: well, we'll put it back in then. >> jimmy: after yesterday's show >> questlove: yeah, i know
you discussed it yesterday >> jimmy: tonight, you just put it back in my head now >> questlove: that was my third song >> jimmy: thank you very much. ♪ you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby ♪ ♪ right round round round ♪ >> jimmy: dude, i love it. but what got me more obsessed -- 'cause i -- it was stuck in my head all easter weekend. every single day i couldn't -- i don't know why it was like playing in a a department store or something. i heard it somewhere on the radio. and just -- i can't get rid of it but then everyone around the office is playing it to try to keep bothering me. >> steve: bothering you, yeah. >> jimmy: and taunting me, yeah and then someone showed me the video yesterday. and it's almost better than the actual song. [ light laughter ] have you seen the video? dave, can you show a little video of - ♪ all i know is that to m you look lik you're lots of fun ♪ ♪ open up your lovin' arm watch out here i com you spin me ♪ ♪ right round bab right roun like a record baby ♪ ♪ right round round >> jimmy: wow. that is a fantastic video. >> steve: fashion attack >> jimmy: yeah, now i can't get that out of my head. [ laughter ] it's kind of bizarre guys, we have a great show tonight. from the new movie, "avengers: endgame," brie larson is here.
>> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: tonight. his show, "wyatt cenac's problem areas" is currently in its second season on hbo wyatt cenac is here. [ cheers and applause and we have music from wu-tang clan >> steve: yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: we'll be right back with brie larson [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ she's staying in a rainforest tree house? that's my dream. you dream big for a man on a plane to omaha. and she's zip lining with little jon? what! it's lil jon. even he knows that. thanks, captain obvious. you're with big jon. i'm steve. don't hate-like their trip, book yours with hotels.com and get rewarded basically everywhere.
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♪ ♪ climbing up on solsbury hill ♪ grab your things, salutations. coffee that is a cup above is always worth the quest. nespresso. tis all i desire. did thou bring enough for the whole kingdom? george: nespresso, what else? ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest is an oscar and golden globe-winning actress who stars as captain marvel in the highly anticipated new movie, "avengers: endgame", which is in theaters this friday. please welcome brie larson [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
>> oh, wow hi >> jimmy: you gotta feel the love look at that >> yeah! >> jimmy: come on, you've got to feel the love come on. that's got to feel good right there, that love >> wait, they don't normally just stand up? >> jimmy: they don't normally stand up, no >> thank you for standing up >> jimmy: that was for you that was for you [ cheers and applause >> again >> jimmy: you deserve it you deserve it i was so excited to sit with you last night at the "time" 100 thing >> i know. >> jimmy: we had a great table >> we had an awesome table >> jimmy: right? it was fun >> we were with nancy pelosi last night we basically had dinner with her. >> jimmy: yeah basically, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: you got the first shout out of the night and got the biggest round of applause. i've got to say, before we get into the interview, i'm so impressed with how you've been dealing with all of this press for the giant -- for "captain marvel" and "avengers. every single interview you've done, you've done it so well and i've just got to say, i know how hard that work is, and really, props to you it's inspiring you're awesome
>> thanks, dude. >> jimmy: and i love it. >> that means a lot coming from you. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you've done a great, great job. i know how much work it is >> i hope my mom is watching jimmy thinks i did a great job, mom. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. i mean, can you -- "captain marvel" did over a billion dollars. i mean - >> i know. >> jimmy: it's the biggest movie ever i know it was a lot of work, but i mean - you actually filmed "avengers: endgame" before you filmed "captain marvel." is that true >> that is true, yeah. we filmed this, we filmed "endgame" before "captain marvel. we didn't even have a script yet, really, for "captain marvel. >> jimmy: how does that work how do you get into character? >> it doesn't, but we figure it out. [ light laughter ] basically i had directed a film and it premiered at toronto. and i went from the premiere to the airport. flew to atlanta to start shooting had no idea what i was doing and i arrived and they gave me a piece of paper that had like - it was a full page of dialogue and action but all of it was redacted except for my one line and i even went to hair and make-up and was like, "who else is here? and they were like, "we don't know
we don't know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, we're not allowed to - >> i was like, really? they're not allowed to tell me either >> jimmy: it's that secretive? >> so it wasn't until i walked on set, that i was like, "oh, crap [ laughter ] i'm like, in a marvel movie right now. >> jimmy: really >> yeah, and then i couldn't talk about it. >> jimmy: but you can talk about "captain marvel. >> yeah. what do you want to know about it [ laughter ] >> jimmy: were there scenes in that movie that you didn't know what they were about >> yes so i didn't know - there's a tag in "captain marvel", where it whip pans to me it's like all the avengers, it whip pans to me and i go, "where's fury? i didn't know that was a tag for "captain marvel. i didn't know what that was that we were shooting. there was also nobody else there. i was by myself on a green screen and i walked in and they were like, "just real quick, we're just going to whip pan over to you and you're just going to go, 'where's fury?' and i was like, "cool, cool. got it, got it, got it." they whip panned over to me and i was like, wait, but where is he actually? like is he in the room [ laughter ] >> jimmy: am i asking where he is here? >> what room am i in is he in like the other room >> jimmy: fury fury, are you here >> or is it, like, another universe or whatever >> jimmy: where's fury yeah >> they're like, "he's very gone."
>> jimmy: okay >> and i was like, i think this means that he's like -- he's dead [ light laughter ] so then afterwards, they were like, "okay, great, so after you say that could you just look at the other people in the room?" and i was like, "okay, who else is in the room?" and they're like, "five people." >> jimmy: wow. >> i was like, "okay, could i have a tape mark?" and they're like, "sure. so they put some tape marks up, and i went, "where's fury? and then just kind of -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, that's how you act, right there come on. that is how you get -- [ cheers and applause that's how you do it right there. >> yeah. and then i had the pleasure at the "captain marvel" premiere, seeing what the scene was and going, "oh, that's what that meant. >> jimmy: that's pretty cool, yeah i heard that samuel l. jackson came to set. it was on may 4th -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: and he knows that you're a big "star wars" fan >> mmm >> jimmy: and may the fourth be with you >> yeah. big day for "star wars" fans >> jimmy: big day. >> very big day. >> jimmy: and he brought a a surprise for you, to show you. >> yeah, he did. he walked in and just, like, dropped this bag in my lap it was like a beautiful kind of
silk bag i was like, "what is this? and i opened it and it was his lightsaber and i just immediately burst into tears >> jimmy: wow! how cool is that >> yeah, it's amazing. i don't think he's supposed to have it. [ light laughter ] i'm not even sure if i'm supposed to say that he has it i'm sure somebody has emailed him 5 million times, they're like, "mr. jackson, we really need this back." [ light laughter ] but i feel like he's got cinematic immunity in a way. you know >> jimmy: he's kind of allowed to - >> he does whatever he wants i want to be a little bit more like - >> jimmy: what did it feel like what did it look like? >> super heavy he actually got to pick it out himself. that's like one of the perks of being a jedi, is you get to build your own lightsaber. [ laughter ] crazy. i was like, "what? i just have things coming out of my hands. i need a lightsaber. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i need a lightsaber. >> it's engraved with something on it that i can't say on tv right? or will you bleep it out >> jimmy: i can bleep it out what did it say? >> great, bleep this out it says "bad mother[ bleep ]." >> jimmy: all right, well yeah [ cheers and applause >> people are scrambling behind the scenes >> jimmy: no, no, no, no you cannot say the word "bad" on television. [ light laughter ]
that's a - absolutely not >> i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: but you got to direct him. >> i did >> jimmy: in your first directorial debut. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: congrats on that >> thank you >> jimmy: it's on netflix now. >> yeah, "unicorn store. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: "unicorn store." >> yeah. >> jimmy: how fun is that directing samuel l. jackson? >> i mean it's completely terrifying but it's actually very easy once you realize - because that was my third movie with him and i've watched him eat alive everyone around him. and i've managed to stay his very close friend, because i just know that he's right, and i just don't question it >> jimmy: exactly. [ light laughter ] >> don't give him notes, don't -- like, just let him do his thing. you know that he's thought about it he can talk circles around you as to why he made that choice. so just know that he's right >> jimmy: yeah, just know he's - >> just become something that i want to do myself. and i want more people, maybe you guys out in the audience can think about this too next time someone questions you, just look at them like, i'm right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly. >> just live our life like that >> jimmy: that's the way he does it, yeah. >> i think just live it like that, right? >> jimmy: i heard you kept things super loose on the set.
>> i did >> jimmy: because it was your - it's your first movie you're directing. i want to make sure everyone's having fun and having the best time you used a hula hoop >> yeah, when things would get stressful, i kept a hula hoop on set just kind of move the energy around it was actually -- the votes were coming in from the presidential election while we were on set i was hula hooping a lot [ laughter ] a lot. >> jimmy: getting a lot of exercise in. >> mm-hmm, yeah. didn't work, but i did it. >> jimmy: yeah >> and we also had ribbon dancers. so our production meetings, all the department heads had ribbon dancers. >> jimmy: well, since we can't really talk about "avengers", because really we can't. i thought it could be kind of fun if we maybe -- [ cheers and applause is that possible >> where are we going to do it >> jimmy: right here >> where are you going to go >> jimmy: i'm not sure we'll have to split it can i just get a practice round in just because i don't think i can really do -- >> no! >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ♪ hey, i'm doing it! whoa guys, here's brie larson in "avengers: endgame. take a look at this. that's the best i've ever done it
>> he's still got the stones, so - >> so let's get 'em. and use them to bring everyone back >> just like that? >> yeah, just like that. >> even if there's a small chance that we can undo this, i mean, we owe it to everyone who's not in this room to try. >> if we do this, how do we know it's going to end any differently than it did before >> because before you didn't have me. >> hey, new girl, everybody in this room is about that superhero life and if you don't mind my asking, where the hell have you been all this time >> there are a lot of other planets in the universe and unfortunately they didn't have you guys ♪ ♪ >> i like this one [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: brie larson, everybody. >> yeah!
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. brie larson right here [ cheers and applause our pal stars in "avengers: endgame", which is in theaters on friday. brie and i are about to compete in a virtual reality game called "beat saber." >> audience: oh, yeah. [ laughter ] >> oh, dang. >> jimmy: now here's how - we have the kool-aid man in the audience [ laughter ] oh, yeah >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, yeah all right, we're going to take turns -- [ light laughter ] using laser swords to slash targets to the beat of a song. and we'll see who can get the highest score. [ laughter ] i'll go first. please root for me, sir. [ laughter ] all right, i'll go first off >> oh, wait, is this for you >> jimmy: yeah, oh, thanks >> yeah, get that on
>> jimmy: appreciate that. >> maybe step on your mark before you put it on, because you won't be able to see >> jimmy: oh, yeah, that's true [ light laughter ] >> now, be careful now >> jimmy: all right, thank you ooh. all right. [ light laughter ] >> okay, this one's left >> jimmy: okay >> this one -- no, this one's right. >> jimmy: oh, gotcha >> that's my hand. that's a wrist [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i wanted to hold your hand sorry. all right. >> all good. >> jimmy: all right, so here we go ready? >> you got this! [ cheers and applause ♪ yeah, he's doing great >> jimmy: hee-ya hee-ya >> get it! >> jimmy: hee-ya hee-ya >> slice it! >> jimmy: hee-ya hee-ya >> yeah! >> jimmy: hee-ya hee-ya hee-ya hee-ya >> wow ♪ >> jimmy: hee-ya yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa >> yes [ cheers and applause ♪ wow! whoa ♪ [ cheers and applause whoa watch out for the wall
[ cheers and applause ♪ >> wow, wow, wow are you okay, man? you look like you've been through some stuff >> jimmy: do you have any -- do you have any water? does anybody have any oxygen [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. why did you do this to me? >> i just took my shoes off. i saw how real you were getting in there >> jimmy: get ready. [ cheers and applause >> woo >> jimmy: all right, it's now brie's turn. you put on your headset and then i'll -- >> okay. >> jimmy: give you the controller [ laughter ] all right. [ cheers and applause here we go this is the left controller. no, that's the left. >> yep >> jimmy: and here's the right right here that's my hand i just wanted you to hold my had. >> ha-ha >> jimmy: sorry, sorry [ laughter ] >> was yours hard, too >> jimmy: yes, mine was tot -- yes. [ laughter ] >> hmm [ cheers and applause ♪
♪ whoa ♪ ♪ ♪ oh, my gosh! oh [ cheers and applause ♪ that is how you do it. dude, you were holding - you were holding a lightsaber. it was burning the screen! our champ right there, brie larson! [ cheers and applause oh, that was so awesome. >> so awesome! >> jimmy: we'll be right back more of "the tonight show" dude, you were so cool [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is an emmy winning comedian, and he's the host of "wyatt cenac's problem areas," which airs fridays at 11:00 p.m. on hbo everyone, please welcome wyatt cenac, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: wyatt, thank you so much for coming on the show. >> thank you for having me >> jimmy: it's a big show. i mean, we're talking avengers everyone's talking avengers. are you excited for avengers >> yes [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but not really >> i'm excited for avengers. i'm not excited for all the other people that are going to
see it i don't want all -- yeah >> jimmy: you don't like the opening weekend. >> yeah, that frightens me, like the lines, and i don't have the patience to sit in line for like, an hour or two then to go in and see a movie. >> jimmy: for another two hours. >> three hours >> jimmy: oh, yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: i guess it is three hours. >> it's three hours. so that's a five hour day, that's a full -- i've just knocked out a full day's worth of stuff that's a trip from new york to like, california >> jimmy: it's interesting, yeah so when will you see it? >> i think if i can find -- ideally, what i'd love to do is find like, a movie theater that's maybe been condemned or has bed bugs i'll risk bed bugs to see -- i'd rather see the movie with bed bugs than a bunch of people [ laughter ] >> jimmy: interesting, wow before we knew you from "daily show," you did standup >> yeah. >> jimmy: when did you start
doing standup, do you remember >> i started doing standup when i was in college yeah, i was -- i think the first time i did standup, i was 19, 20 years old in north carolina and i -- the first place i ever performed was a comedy club in raleigh, north carolina called - >> yeah! [ scattered applause ] >> sure, they don't even know which comedy club. they're just like, yeah, thank god, raleigh's got comedy. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: they do. >> charlie goodnights. do you know that [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: dude, i performed at charlie goodnights that's a great club. >> it was a great club that was the first time i ever did standup, i did an open mic there where they gave you three minutes. i had all three minutes of my jokes, i was all prepared. i got up on stage, and i burned through it in a minute and i didn't -- i had two minutes left and i was like, you know what, leave them wanting more. >> jimmy: you left after one minute >> i left after a minute >> jimmy: i did that too because you think in your head, you're like, oh my god, i have five minutes >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you ever get
heckled? >> oh, yeah, yeah. i feel like that's like part and parcel of starting out, is just getting heckled >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah, i remember i did a show when i moved to los angeles, i did an open mic and it was in a -- like a venue that also had a pool table in the back and there was a pool table and jukebox, and there was a guy playing pool and he walked all the way up to the front of the stage, and he was like, hey i'll give you $100 if you stop talking. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he just wanted to listen to music? >> he just wanted -- he was like, let me turn on the jukebox, i'll give you $100. >> jimmy: probably more than you're getting paid for the gig? >> that would have been the first time i ever got paid [ laughter ] >> i was like, yeah, i'll do this yeah, this seems like a sweet deal if my entire comedy career is people pay tickets to see me show up to a place, and then they all pull their money together to get me to shut up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a great career >> that's still a great career he's going to be at the tempe improv >> jimmy: yeah >> and pull your money together we'll start a kickstarter to
make sure he never says anything [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank god you said stuff because you're great standup, and i love your show. "wyatt cenac's problem areas." this is season two >> it is >> jimmy: and every season you focus on one subject >> right >> jimmy: and this season is education. >> that's right. >> jimmy: how did you choose -- why did you choose education >> we chose education. in the first season we did policing, and then we wound up talking a lot about education. and so it felt like, okay, there's maybe something here and then as our season was wrapping up, the teacher strikes that started in west virginia and kind of spread throughout the country, there was a lot of conversation around those strikes and then over the summer you saw people writing about it and so it felt like, okay, this is maybe something that people are kind of talking about, and it's bubbling under the surface a little bit maybe there's more here, and so that's why we did it also, i thought maybe i could finally figure out what the hell is going on at clown college. [ light laughter ]
and, you know, just really, let's crack that nut open. >> jimmy: yeah >> that's technically education. >> jimmy: yeah what is going on over there? it's fascinating >> i don't know. their lawyers would never get back to us >> jimmy: tell me about this week's episode what's happening here? >> so this week's episode we're focusing on sex ed this is sex ed so yeah, we wanted to go and talk about sex ed, because there's not like, comprehensive sex ed throughout the country or anything like that. and a lot of parents will often push back against having sex ed in their classrooms. and so -- and sex ed is more than just about like, how to have sex with somebody >> jimmy: yeah >> there's a lot to it and it impacts a lot of students and especially, it impacts lgbtq students, and they having quality sex ed is actually beneficial for them in their education just getting people to be like, sort of understanding and tolerant, otherwise they get bullied and so, i think the clip we're going to see now is a kid who had a bad experience at another
school and just what kind of sex ed, having comprehensive sex ed means for kids like that >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip here here's a look at this week's episode of "wyatt cenac's problem areas. check it out >> i was bullied a lot >> whenever you get bullied though it's never that you did something, it rarely seems like it's about you it often seems like it's about them >> hurt people, hurt people. >> someone should put that on a t-shirt. >> for real. you could make a lot of money. >> well, i don't know if you could make a lot of money. yeah, can you imagine? just someone like, oh yeah, no, this is a good t-shirt i'm going to walk around hurt people, hurt people. >> but it's true >> it is >> if you really think about it, you just sit there like, wow! hurt people, hurt people or they realize, realize, realize. >> say it one more time. >> realize, real eyes, real lies >> oh, i got you all right. yeah, okay this is definitely a state where weed is legal. [ laughter ]
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♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- adam driver, star of "little", actress regina hall, from "barry", actor anthony carrigan featuring the 8g band with fred armisen ♪ [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to news. former white house chief strategist steve bannon claimed in an interview this week that if president trump were to be