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from the portland trail blazers. guess who else is in it. >> stanford's women's basketball stars the ogwumike sisters are in it. this is a remake of the classic film. >> it starred michael jordan and no word on who'll play bugs bunny. the new 2.0 bugs bunny. >> klay's going to be great in that movie. >> that's a big deal, right? that movie. >> it's a big deal. >> that was a long time ago. >> it's going to be really fun. >> that means we're getting older. >> we are getting older. okay. i'm getting older. thanks for joining us. we'll see you tomorrow. >> bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from 30 rockefeller plaza here in new york city it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh looking good [ cheers and applause looking sharp. that's what i'm talking about. hi welcome. please, have a seat. welcome. thank you so much for being here welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show" everybody this is it [ cheers and applause thank you for watching you guys, we are just two days away from the official start of summer which means - [ cheers and applause yeah which means kids are forced to take those summer jobs nobody else wants, pool cleaner, delivery boy, white house press secretary. you know [ laughter ] speaking of trump, last night was the president's first official 2020 campaign rally and festival or as his supporters were calling it, wall-a-palooza [ laughter ] that's right
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trump filled up an arena in orlando and gave a big speech. he spent most of the time bashing immigrants, journalists and hillary clinton. meanwhile, everyone watching at home was like, "is this a summer rerun [ laughter ] i've seen this before. at one point, trump asked the crowd what they think his 2020 campaign slogan should be he said, "round of applause, what's their favorite. and gave them a few options. watch this >> first we do "make america great again. then we do, "keep america great. let me hear it ready? make america great again [ cheers and applause keep america great [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "here's a third option are you ready? make keeping america great again great again. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> steve: what >> jimmy: after that, he was like, "okay, next poll who do you think will win 'the bachelorette,' luke p or jed
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[ laughter ] there's a lot of people saying luke p [ laughter ] you said jed." actually the white house says trump is going to keep using the slogan "make america great again," and wearing his usual red hat. it's like when your kid only wants to wear that one superhero outfit to school and you're like, "whatever gets you on the bus come on. let's go let's go." [ laughter ] here's some more news about the president. i saw that trump is doing his first interview with telemundo and it'll air tomorrow night it'll be a little different. for example, abc's interview was called "president trump: 30 hours." this one is called - [ speaking in foreign language ] [ laughter ] that's right trump is sitting down with telemundo. and it's going to be awkward when the reporter says - [ speaking in foreign language ] and trump's like, "are you related to cameron diaz? [ laughter ] of course -- [ laughter ] a lot of people are surprised that trump would get together with a spanish speaking channel. but the president was like, "if
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katy perry and taylor swift can make up so can we. i mean, come on. [ laughter ] there's hope there's hope have you guys heard about this i saw that this hashtag this week has been trending all week called #sixwordhorror. it's where people try to tell horror stories using only six words. just six words to tell the scariest situation they can think of some political figures were doing it too check this out >> steve: really >> jimmy: sarah huckabee sanders wrote, "i have to remain press secretary. [ laughter ] it's like -- >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: scary stuff. >> steve: terror >> jimmy: bernie sanders wrote, "soup of the day, sold out." [ laughter ] >> steve: oh >> jimmy: "it was the chicken vegetable. oh, my." joe biden wrote, "people forget i'm friends with barack. no, we didn't bring up - [ laughter ] no one's forgetting that and finally, donald trump wrote, "o.j. has more followers than me. [ laughter ] no, that's not happening scary stories. [ applause ] >> steve: horror, it's scary >> jimmy: frightening stuff. >> steve: they're stories. >> jimmy: finally, you guys, get this i saw that costco is now selling a giant two-pound doughnut look at this thing
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[ cheers and applause there's actually a name for that it is called a cake. we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, welcome. [ cheers and applause we have a great show tonight michael strahan is here this evening. >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: nikki and brie bella are here >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: and amazing music. i love this band so much they've never been on "the tonight show." i'm so honored that they're here this is rock 'n' roll music man. this is it you crank this up. this is going to blow your pants off. [ laughter ] "sitting around not wearing any pants. >> steve: "what? >> jimmy: sleater-kinney is here tonight >> steve: yeah, come on. [ cheers and applause
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>> jimmy: "the center won't hold." >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: sleater-kinney >> steve: good time. >> jimmy: legendary. gosh, they sounded so good did you hear rehearsal today oh, my goodness, man. that clock fell off the wall. dude, it was - >>steve: are you serious >> jimmy: yeah man that's a big clock >> steve: that's a giant clock that's a 30-foot-long clock. >> jimmy: large benjamin [ laughter ] >> steve: your clock is called "large benjamin? >> jimmy: big ben was taken. >> steve: oh [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: want to hear a little "hurry on home?" >> steve: yeah, bust off a a piece. >> jimmy: by sleater-kinney. here, check this out >> steve: here ♪ ♪ disconnect me from my bone so i can float ♪ >> jimmy: turn it up ♪ so i can roam >> jimmy: turn it off. >> steve: oh >> jimmy: 'cause i'll tell you why. they're going to be on here, the show tonight and they're going to be playing it live for you. so yeah, get ready sleater-kinney [ cheers and applause >> steve: oh >> jimmy: "the center won't hold." sounds so good i'm so psyched they're hear. hey, look at these handsome gentlemen on the cover of "variety" magazine >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: not too shabby [ cheers and applause i kind of stole hasan's beard a little bit
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>> steve: yeah >> jimmy: i got inspired hasan minhaj, obviously, who does a great job on "patriot act. if you haven't seen that show, watch it it's on netflix. he's just amazing. but we got together in "variety." and we talked about our show and what a year we had, both of us he had a great year. >> steve: he did >> jimmy: but we did some good stuff -- >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: too with -- i mean, the samsung show remember, we did the whole show on the cell phone. >> steve: that was fun >> jimmy: we did that. we did - >> steve: the larry sanders show >> jimmy: the fifth anniversary show which will -- we're going to re-air this friday by the way. if you haven't seen it, it's so fun. we go behind the scenes, fake behind the scenes, all written, but fake behind the scenes of our show [ light laughter ] it's so dumb but man, it made me laugh. [ laughter ] it was so tricky to pull off it's me like smoking so i don't know. [ laughter ] that was the only part everyone was like, "dude, bad acting. because i really -- i didn't even know how to hold a cigarette. you were -- said something like, "dude, look like you enjoy it." i was afraid of it i don't know but i had -- we had to do a whole fake show. remember filming that? >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: it was one of the trickiest days we had to do a whole fake show in front of the audience without telling that it was fake [ laughter ]
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i felt so bad doing it but at the end, everyone understood >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and they're like, "oh, that's why it was terrible." [ laughter ] yeah, it's all fake. >> steve: that's why he got mad. >> jimmy: but like we got -- i got in an argument with tina fey yeah, robert de niro lorne makes a cameo. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: first time ever. ben stiller was hilarious. oh, and florida georgia line [ cheers ] they were -- this is funny so this bit where their manager is trying to get them to do a bit on the show or something and i keep saying "no, just let them sing. and then they go, "but they have great stories they want to talk to you." i go, "yeah, that's good just let them sing that's good. and then i go up to shake their hands at the end and they're like, "i tried sushi the other day. and i liked it." [ laughter ] some bad story it's like, "okay, good." but they were really funny check it out if you haven't seen it. that one's this friday and then obviously our -- the biggest thing -- the best show i think we've ever done, the special we did in puerto rico. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: we brought the show down to puerto rico in honor of - [ cheers and applause everyone there just to show that puerto rico is open for business go
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go on vacation it's happening it's great [ cheers and applause but we talked about all that stuff, anyways thank you again to "variety. and congrats to hasan minhaj thank you for your beard [ cheers and applause totally stole that guys, if i've learned one thing doing the show, it's that no one here should have to listen to bad music >> steve: really >> jimmy: yeah, that's right so as a service to you guys, i'm about to play some real songs from real bands that i think you should avoid in a segment i call, "my do not play list. here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ do not play do not pla do not play these song these songs ♪ >> jimmy: now, before we start, i want you to know that every song and every artist that i'm about to play for you, they are 100% real. these are actual bands and actual songs you can download them on itunes, or amazon or see if your local music store has them they are real. first is a canadian singer his name is myron cotton there he is right there. >> steve: myron cotton
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[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: the album's called, "the journey begins. and -- >> steve: is that a forest fire behind him what is that >> jimmy: i think, yeah. he -- apparently >> steve: you think he started a fire and - >> jimmy: he's at the edge [ laughter ] he's at the edge of a raging forest fire. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: about to play some jams, and -- you know what's interesting. i'm holding this record. it looks like it's at an angle no matter what angle i hold it at [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. that's the fire. >> jimmy: it's like an infinity album. yeah, anyways let's take a a listen to this dude. this is a song called "angel of the night. >> steve: "angel of the night. myron cotton ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh o my angel of the nigh it feel like we're the only ones on the floor ♪ ♪ because we give it more the darkness before th dawn will never come because you're my angel ♪ ♪ of the nigh there will always be a party for two because ♪ >> jimmy: stop it. stop please. stop it. stop it. stop it. that's very interesting. because i've never heard anyone actually record an album while they're learning the instrument
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>> steve: wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a first i didn't know you could do that >> steve: wow, i didn't know you could do that. >> jimmy: i didn't know you could do that. this next one is an '80s song that you might know, from a singer named tonio k the song is called, "i'm supposed to have sex with you. [ laughter ] >> steve: wait >> jimmy: that's the name. sounds romantic. >> steve: yeah, sounds romantic >> jimmy: yeah, that's the name of the song. >> steve: tonio k? >> jimmy: it's a real song >> questlove: is it? >> jimmy: it really is it's a real, real, real song "i'm supposed to have sex with you. let's take a listen to it. ♪ ♪ i'm supposed to have sex with yo we'll have the sex now ♪ [ laughter ] >> steve: what ♪ i'm supposed to have sex with yo ♪ let's have th sex now ♪ >> jimmy: i like it. stop it right there. stop it. i think it's good. you know why i like it >> steve: why do you like it >> jimmy: cause it's subtle. [ laughter ]
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>> steve: tonio k. >> together: let's have the sex now. [ laughter ] ♪ i'm supposed to have sex with yo ♪ we'll hav the sex now ♪ >> steve: let's schedule the sex now. >> jimmy: let's schedule it in [ laughter ] can you pencil in -- >> steve: i'm a look at my outlook calendar [ laughter ] >> jimmy: outlook calendar oh no, google is down. >> steve: google is down >> together: we don't know when to have sex now. >> jimmy: we forgot to have sex now. >> steve: i got an alert >> jimmy: i just got an alert. we were supposed to have sex last week. this next one is a singer from new york city. hey! >> steve: alright. come on. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: named meredith monk. i like the black and white cover. very artsy she wrote a song called "fear and loathing in gotham- gotham lullaby. >> steve: oh >> jimmy: maybe it's something i can play to put my kids to sleep. >> steve: yeah [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's see. let's take a listen. ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: stop, stop, stop, stop wow. you know what? i think that's dolphin for - [ laughter ] >> steve: for what >> jimmy: i'm supposed to have sex with you >> steve: yeah ♪ [ dolphin sounds ] >> jimmy: this next one is a a singer called oliver evans and the song is called "because you. >> steve: "because you." >> jimmy: i kind of dig the green heart there. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: yeah, let's take a a listen to "because you." ♪ ♪ ♪ because you because you ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ because you because yo because yo because you ♪ ♪ because you
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because yo because you you ♪ ♪ because you because yo because yo because you ♪ ♪ because you because becaus because you ♪ >> jimmy: alright, stop. [ laughter ] stop, stop, stop, stop, stop that was just -- >> questlove: admit it that's you >> jimmy: that is not me at all. >> questlove: that's you >> jimmy: i'm not doing that [ laughter ] i can't tell if that's a song or a nightmare >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: wow, that was really interesting. wow. >> steve: i've been having some horrible dreams. can you record me? [ laughter ] because you. >> jimmy: we're down to our last album >> steve: aw >> jimmy: it's from a band called "apollo cobra." [ light laughter ] and the song is called "sweatpants. [ laughter ] >> steve: "sweatpants. >> jimmy: let's take a listen to this. "sweatpants. ♪ ♪ no jean no slack no corduroys no khakis ♪ ♪ i'm m i'm cool i don't call m sweatpants tacky ♪ ♪ no belt no buttons no zippe and no pleats ♪ ♪ just tighten up that drawstrin
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before you get dow to the beat ♪ ♪ sweatpant sweatpants ♪ >> jimmy: i think it's kind of good ♪ sweatpants >> jimmy: it's like a little - ♪ sweatpant sweatpants ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ no belt no buttons no zippers and no pleats ♪ >> jimmy: that's all the time we have for "do not play." if you have an album or song you think we could use on our next "do not play list," we want to see it send your suggestions to donotplay@tonightshow.com. stick around we'll be right back with michael strahan. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ here are even more reasons to join t-mobile. 1. do you like netflix? sure you do. that's why it's on us. 2. unlimited data. use as much as you want, when you want. 3. no surprises on your bill. taxes and fees included. still think you have a better deal?
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with our famous pastrami and a bigger soft pretzel roll. and try the new turkey bistro with warm turkey and smokehouse bacon. or the new hot club chicken dijon with dijon mayo and black forest ham. how far would you go for a togo? ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest co-hosts "strahan and sara" weekdays at 1:00 p.m. and he also hosts the new season of "the $100,000 pyramid," which airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. on abc. please welcome michael strahan ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ i've got mone
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now i need lov i've got money ♪ ♪ now i need love i've got money now i need love ♪ ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: hello, hello, hello. >> jimmy: are you feeling -- you feeling sweatpants." >> oh, the sweatpants. no buttons and no drawstrings. >> jimmy: that was - >> that's my jam of the summer right there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: apollo cobra "sweatpants. ♪ sweatpants >> jimmy: always good to see you, buddy thank you for coming by. >> oh, it's so great to be here >> every time you're here we have the best time i love you and i know that the roots are big fans of yours as well. >> really? >> jimmy: well, they're from philly and, yeah -- the eagles and the giants but you recently went to philly >> yeah, "gma. we did our show from philly last week. >> jimmy: good moring america was in - >> yeah, last thursday "good morning america" was in philly and before we went -- the wednesday we went in and they
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said, "well, we want you guys to go to the philly's game they're going to welcome you we're going to do a -- you know, welcome to philly, 'gma' ceremonial first pitch and executives are so excited. and i'm like, "dude, they're going to boo me. [ laughter ] "they're going to boo. they're like, "no, philly loves us they just love us. and i said, "okay, watch this. >> jimmy: yeah >> "we're downstairs, we're practicing our first pitch and we go out. and they go, "you know, and now from 'gma,' here is ginger zee." and they're like, "yeah. [ applause ] "here's robin roberts. [ applause ] "yeah. "here's michael strahan. "boo!" [ laughter ] [ fog horn ] >> jimmy: they booed you? >> the booed the hell out of me [ laughter ] but it was -- but if they didn't i would have been disappointed >> jimmy: really >> yeah, man because if philly don't boo you, they don't care you know [ light laughter ] especially if you played on another team if they accept you that means you sucked as a player >> jimmy: yeah >> and you didn't harm them. >> jimmy: yes. >> so they booed me then we did the show jon runyan came out. they brought out -
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he gave me an eagles jersey. >> jimmy: wow. >> it burned me when i touched it [ laughter ] it burned me but we threw out the first pitch. >> jimmy: how did you do >> i was throwing heat downstairs when we were practicing just whack them like we're back in the day >> jimmy: yeah >> that's the thing. all three of us, myself, robin and ginger, we just kind of lobbed them up there >> jimmy: well, it's pressure because also you're an athlete so, i mean, you got -- i mean, i would never do that. >> all the baseball players, man. they come and they all stand on the edge of the dugout and then they all look at you, like, "yeah, football player, what you got?" [ laughter ] so they scare you. >> jimmy: yeah, so you're intimidated. and you're like, "oh, no." >> yeah. >> jimmy: i saw someone throw out the first pitch -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is the thing because -- >> who >> jimmy: our very own questlove was -- >> oh! >> jimmy: was in philly -- [ laughter ] i don't even know if you remembered this. >> no. how'd you do, quest. >> jimmy: well, let's not even ask him. let's just show the videotape if we have it. [ laughter ] questlove throwing out the first pitch.
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>> the pitch ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my god look at that no, didn't even make it to the plate. >> i'll be honest with you, that's like one step away from what 50 cent did, man. [ light laughter ] at least i didn't make the bottom of the espn's bottom ten. that's all that scared me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but did you got booed? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love that -- >> he was booing me. >> jimmy: kamal answered he goes, "yeah." i wasn't asking you. >> when philly is booing their own, how can i feel bad? >> jimmy: yeah >> how could i feel bad? >> jimmy: again, respect i want to talk about all the shows you have going on. but i also want to talk about -- because i love your daughters. i just said hi to them backstage. i met them last time, your twin girls. >> yeah. >> jimmy: they're so cute. how old are they >> they're 14. twins. one of them was supposed to get our eyebrows done. but she wanted to come here and see you again. so, you're very important, man >> jimmy: aw, thank you. i love you [ cheers and applause >> you're very important, man. very important [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i could tell that you -- i can tell that you love
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them and you're such a good dad from just being backstage, but also from tiktok i don't know if you know what i'm talking about. you -- they get you to do these challenges >> well, i'll be honest with you, i don't know what i'm doing. [ laughter ] they just say, "dad, come over here and dance." and i'm like, "okay. but it just made me laugh. and i go, "that is a good dude right there. and you got some moves i want to show -- here's michael strahan and his daughters. is this a justin bieber -- >> it got to be better than questlove's throw. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's take a look. ♪ ♪ love me love me say that you love me fool me fool m oh, how you do me♪ ♪ kiss me kiss me say that you miss me ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you know how to do it you got a new -- you know, you got to do that >> but i love the girls, man you got to have fun with your kids you're allowed to have fun as an adult and i think a lot of adults forget that. it's like you get a job and all of a sudden you got to be serious all the time >> jimmy: that's right >> you can have fun at work. and you can have fun with your kids you're allowed to. >> jimmy: good
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>> us all of us adults out there. life ain't that serious. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i like that. that's a good message, uh. i don't know how you do all this stuff i mean, "$100,000 pyramid," you do that as well. and you do football as well. >> yeah, well, i mean, "pyramid" is great quest played "pyramid. you did last season. not this season >> questlove: yep. >> but you did last season quest was a great player >> jimmy: i want to come on. i'm good at playing. >> you'll do it? >> jimmy: i would love to come on >> okay, now, you guys heard it [ cheers and applause you heard it jimmy's got to come on >> jimmy: i can do that. high pressure. i like winning >> so you like winning >> jimmy: i'm very competitive yeah, yeah >> well, that's good because that's what you need but you're going to win somebody else's money. you don't get to keep any of it i just want you to know that >> jimmy: oh, i can't make it, sorry. [ laughter ] no, no, it's good. i'll do it >> but "pyramid" is great. i mean, we got, of course, leslie jones on there who always rocks it. >> jimmy: come on. >> rosie o'donnel who is one of the best players you can ever play >> jimmy: right. >> i play with anthony anderson, julie bowen. i mean, you name it. and then last year i decided -- i wanted to do something after the show, because we have all the celebrities there. we're backstage, we've been
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having fun so i created this thing we call close talker where -- quest, you did that too, man >> questlove: oh, man. >> where you -- yeah, how did you like it? >> questlove: ah, man. [ laughter ] >> well, you pick a card and the card will say -- it'll say onion, garlic. it'll say all these things and they think, "oh, michael's got to eat it. yeah, i got to eat it. but then i get to close talk you and have an interview with you. >> jimmy: that's -- and see how people react >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it's just like, "what is going on. it's awful >> and quest tried to run away i had to grab him by the shoulders. like, "hang in here, big man." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, he's got a weak stomach. yeah both of us do. but i want to show a clip. it's very funny. here's michael strahan and julie bowen in close talker. take a look at this. >> oh, no, close talker with michael strahan. but you're going to close talk me with that in your mouth >> going to enjoy some fine onions >> can i tell them that that's what's on there? >> yeah. >> oh, god but what about me? oh, jesus. >> that's what -- yeah >> oh, my god. >> i don't know. is that enough onions?
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can you really smell that? >> i really can. >> you really can? >> i really can. >> okay. >> i, like, can't even open my eyes because - okay [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: "can't even open my eyes." michael strahan, everybody [ cheers and applause catch "$100,000 pyramid," sundays at 9:00 p.m. on abc and "strahan and sara," weekdays at 1:00 p.m michael and i are playing charades when we come back stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ somebody living with hiv? keep being you. and ask your doctor about biktarvy. biktarvy is a complete one-pill, once-a-day treatment used for hiv in certain adults. it's not a cure, but with one small pill, biktarvy fights hiv with three different medicines to help you get to undetectable. that means the amount of virus is so low it can't be measured in lab tests. serious side effects can occur, including kidney problems
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manage your wifi network from anywhere when you download the xfi app today. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "the tonight show." we are hanging out with michael strahan right here [ cheers and applause you can see him hosting the new season of "the $100,000 pyramid", sundays at 9:00 p.m. on abc michael and i are about to team
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up for a game of charades. and our opponents tonight, are the stars of "total bellas" on e! and the hosts of "the bellas podcast. please welcome nikki and brie bella [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing? there you go >> how's it going, guys? >> jimmy: i already know you're going to kill it i already know i already know come on. [ cheers and applause now, you all know how to play charades we're going to do four rounds. 30 seconds on the clock per round. then the fifth round is showdown, both teams give the same clue at the same time i will go first. okay >> they're twins >> jimmy: i know but we got this. >> you have twins. >> they're already sore losers >> i know i have twins, they can read each other's minds. >> jimmy: don't let them get in your head already. [ cheers and applause >> let's go, we got this >> jimmy: what number you got? [ audience yelling numbers ] okay
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>> eight >> jimmy: oh, no >> oh, boy that's really encouraging. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, okay, okay, okay, okay [ laughter ] i don't have any words ready? >> yes film five words okay, first word small. the. a. the. "shawshank redemption. [ laughter ] that's only three. okay, second word. wolf "the wolf -- the wolf in sheep's clothing the wolf -- the wolf [ laughter ] "the wolf of wall street." [ bell ringing ] >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: i almost - >> that was good >> come on, nikki. >> it's okay, we got this. >> what number, you guys [ audience yelling ] >> jimmy: we got this. they're nervous. >> i am.
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>> jimmy: i've never seen you nervous. [ laughter ] >> we got this >> jimmy: oh, no we got this. >> movie three words. first word a. >> jimmy: yeah starting off strong. [ laughter ] "the wolf of - >> a wolf? oh, cat. no lion >> yes >> king. "the lion king." >> jimmy: oh my gosh [ bell ringing ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ who doesn't know "the lion king"? who doesn't know "lion king" come on. it's easy. >> i ain't going to lie to you, right? when she look like this and she pointed to me. i was like, i ain't small. [ laughter ] [ fog horn ] you scared me [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't want that to happen. you don't. [ cheers ] >> oh. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: again, not an encouraging face wow, wow, wow. come on. we got this. >> okay. ready? >> jimmy: yes, yes it's a book and a movie. "harry potter. [ laughter ] it's four words. first word the. a. oh, "the devil wears prada." [ bell ringing ] [ cheers and applause ♪ come on. >> man >> jimmy: that's the new move, by the way the subtle chest bump. >> i love that [ laughter ] >> that was really good. >> jimmy: that is the new move every kid is going to be doing the subtle chest bump. yeah, what's up. wow. >> yeah, we got this >> oh, okay. >> wow, way to be confident. >> i'm not really, but here we go >> it's a song >> uh-huh. >> two words
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dance. "dance with me." "la la land. one word oh, the first word, okay ballroom two step two step dance ballroom. step [ laughter ] what >> jimmy: that was dance >> like dance, sway. >> okay. okay sway crown what the second word is a crown [ buzzer ] [ fog horn ] >> jimmy: "dancing queen. >> "dancing queen. >> jimmy: "dancing queen." it's a famous song but now, here's the deal this is the last round this is the showdown whoever wins this wins 10,000 points and wins the whole game all right. [ light laughter ] all right? so i'm going -- michael, i want you -- can you give the clue >> no problem. i've got you >> jimmy: which one, nikki >> yeah, i'll go >> jimmy: all right. [ talking over each other >> we're going to give the same clue at the same time. whichever team gets it first, wins >> word guess. i like it. >> oh yeah >> okay, fine. >> you know what, i'll let you -- you pick.
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>> nicole, really think, you know [ cheers ] >> a lot of 6 and 7s [ laughter ] >> okay, wait. [ audience ohs ] are you -- what's happening? are we going >> oh, man >> do we - >> okay, okay, okay. ready? >> go. >> movie >> jimmy: tv show. >> book. >> jimmy: three words. >> okay, three you're fighting. you're strong. >> jimmy: "game of thrones." >> "game of thrones. [ bell ringing ] [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: i got to give it to you. i got to give it to you. i got to give it to you. i got to give it to you. come on. [ cheers and applause ♪ our thanks to michael strahan. the champs, nikki and brie bella [ cheers and applause give it to them. more with nikki and brie after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guests are twin sisters, entrepreneurs and former wwe superstars. now they host "the bellas podcast," which releases new episodes every wednesday ladies and gentlemen, please welcome nikki and brie bella [ cheers and applause ♪
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>> whoo! >> jimmy: nikki and brie bella thank you so much for coming back to the show >> yes >> jimmy: thank you for playing charades >> that was fun. >> jimmy: i do want to say, i do think i won but it's okay. no big deal. >> i - >> jimmy: i said "game of thrones. >> we needed to play back then >> i kind of -- well - >> no, we were on the same team >> okay. >> jimmy: what is sway crown what is that >> yeah, see, i lost it for us i sucked i need wine to play. i need - >> jimmy: is that -- >> wine? all you had to do is listen to me i was trying to -- >> your dancing queen wasn't that good. >> jimmy: oh, my god [ laughter ] hilarious. are you guys "game of thrones" fans >> yes >> oh, my god. >> die hard. >> die hard. >> jimmy: really >> i'm so sad -- >> yeah. >> it's done >> me too. >> jimmy: me too >> i don't like it >> i kind of went through that depression i was just like -- >> jimmy: i was bummed out >> yeah. >> jimmy: i was like, "oh -- >> what do we do sunday nights >> yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what did you think of the ending did you like it? [ laughter ] >> i did i mean, i was hoping someone else was on the throne >> i -- yeah i love queen of dragon >> i was obsessed with -- and i
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was obsessed with jon snow >> jimmy: i also like having the secret of what's going to happen because you don't -- it's almost the magic -- that's is the fun of it. >> right >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's guessing. what is this going to be about no spoilers, no spoilers >> oh, the spoiler >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: why? >> why are you laughing? >> jimmy: you spoiled "game of thrones" >> she did the spoil queen over here. >> oh, my -- okay, first of all -- >> jimmy: first of all, she's the sway queen okay >> yeah. >> jimmy: we don't even talk about that [ laughter ] >> sway queen. >> jimmy: we don't talk like that wait, you spoiled "game of thrones? >> yes >> for two people. >> yeah, for artem and her husband bryan. but honestly i feel like it wasn't my fault. because if you didn't watch the finale when the finale aired, that's your fault if it gets ruined >> jimmy: no no, that is absolutely wrong no, that is absolutely wrong >> no. >> jimmy: i think it's up to a a year now you have a year to not tell. [ laughter ] >> but i feel like people were at bars -- >> jimmy: no >> watching it like it's like the nba finals or something. >> jimmy: you can't talk to each other anymore for a year. >> well -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then you can talk about it >> i ruined it >> jimmy: what did bryan do? was he freaked out >> he was very sad >> he read the books, 20 or 30 years ago, whenever they came out and then - [ light laughter ] when the show came around he was so invested.
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and he'd tell us what they would do different and we don't really read books [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? come on. >> so we were in napa valley getting ready to party for bottlerock and bryan was -- bryan in the other room i didn't know -- >> no, he was playing with birdie right there - >> oh, yeah, he was. >> when you were talking to artem. >> and i said something like, "bryan, can you believe who is sitting on the throne? and he goes, "what?" i'm like, "oh, jon snow, he put a dagger in the queen of dragon's heart." and he looked at me and wanted to cry >> jimmy: wait, did you just spoil it again for people that haven't spoiled? [ laughter ] >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: you can't -- >> oh, yeah, the year rule >> jimmy: you can't -- >> oh, shoot [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't spoil it -- you just spoiled it for millions of people >> can you bleep me out? >> jimmy: no, we're live right now. everyone's seen it >> oh, my gosh, you guys i'm sorry. [ laughter ] >> she's not >> jimmy: stop >> she's not sorry >> jimmy: stop she's joking that's not what happened >> i'm the sway queen. >> jimmy: it's not what happened >> oh, my gosh i feel terrible. >> jimmy: don't be such a sway queen, you guys. >> i'm such a sway queen i -- and then artem, we were taking a cute photo. and i looked at him. and i'm like, "you'll never jon snow me?
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and he goes, "what?" i go, "finale. and he's like, "did you just ruin it for me?" i'm like, "oh, my god. you just flew in from europe i'm so sorry i forgot." >> jimmy: was it the same day? >> yeah. >> the same day. >> jimmy: i can't believe -- >> i blame the wine. >> jimmy: i want to talk about your wine. but you know what i really want to ask you is since i saw you last, you both retired from wwe. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that must have been tough for you guys >> it is >> it is >> i mean, for you, you're a a mom. but -- [ laughter ] >> what? >> well, i mean -- meaning it was her decision but for me - >> okay. >> but for me, i really wanted to go back and fight for the tag titles and, you know, i've always had my neck issues and after neck surgery it hasn't been okay and so i felt like i needed to get that checkup before we went back for the tag titles. and then it came back, i have -- i herniated the disc above where i had surgery. i have all this inflammation around the metal and then i have a cyst on my brain. >> jimmy: wow. >> so they were like, "you're done
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no more. you're out." so -- so i didn't get a choice >> okay. well, i gave birth [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah [ applause ] >> thanks. >> jimmy: i mean, i want to talk about everything you're doing. but i want to talk about the "the bellas podcast. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: so what made you decide to do a podcast and then were you happily surprised it's the number one podcast on apple >> yeah, i mean -- >> we were >> before we even launched, to be number one two days straight, we were like, "oh, my gosh we haven't even launched yet and that was incredible. and then we launched we were four days straight in a row at number one. but i mean we're like open books. and i never thought we could be more open besides a reality show and then there was a podcast world. and i'm like, "yes, there's no ratings. because sometimes tv, you're pg-13, pg. we get to be full-on "r" on our podcast, which i need. >> jimmy: you do >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you learn all this --did you get good at this from doing "total bellas?" >> we feel like "total bellas" and wwe. >> jimmy: yeah >> two outrageous -- >> jimmy: what is going on with "total bellas," by the way
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are you guys coming back for another season >> we actually are >> we are. >> jimmy: you are? [ cheers and applause that's a spoiler that's a spoiler right there >> oh, my god. it is a spoiler. >> a spoiler >> i don't even know if i'm allowed to say it. but yeah hey, fab, whatever >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, i love it. i agree. >> sway queen. >> jimmy: oh, i love it. total sway queens. >> jimmy: we love it when you guys come on thank you so much. >> thanks for having us. >> jimmy: for all the things i want to talk about, everything that you have coming up including your makeup line, your wine. >> yeah. >> there's so much >> jimmy: there's too much >> i know. >> we're like michael strahan. we do it all >> jimmy: exactly. nikki and brie bella everybody [ cheers and applause check out a new episode of "the bellas podcast" every wednesday. we'll be right back with a a performance from sleater-kinney stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ - hey, mike.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: performing "hurry on home," from their upcoming album "the center won't hold," give it up for sleater-kinney. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ hurry on home to me i've set a place for two hurry on back to m
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i've made my memor ♪ your mood you know i'm dress down-abl uptown-able♪ ♪ hair grab-abl grand-slamable but just hurry o home to me♪ ♪ 'cause it's jus what we do disconnect me from my bones♪ ♪ so i can floa so i can roa disconnect me from my skin erase the marks♪ ♪ begin again hurry on home to m i've been in bed since noon♪ ♪ hurry on back to me i've cleared out all the room you know i'm♪ ♪ unlovable
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unlistenable unwatchabl but just hurry on♪ ♪ home to m 'cause it's just what we do disconnect me♪ ♪ from my bones so i can float so i can roa disconnect me from my skin♪ ♪ erase the mark begin agai disconnect m from my bone so i can float♪ ♪ so i can roam disconnect me from my skin erase the mark begin again♪ ♪
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♪ oh oh o you got me used to loving you you got me used to♪ ♪ loving yo you got me used to loving you you got me used to♪ ♪ loving yo you got me used to loving you you got me used to♪ ♪ loving yo you got me used to loving you you got me used to♪ ♪ loving yo you got me used to loving you♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that is how you do it that is how you do it. good to see you, buddy oh, my gosh. thank you so much. sleater-kinney oh, my gosh. thank you so much. "the center won't hold" is out august 15th. my thanks to michael strahan, nikki and brie bella sleater-kinney right now [ cheers and applause come on. and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. thanks for watching. have a great night i will see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- amy poehler, psychosexual therapist, dr. ruth westheimer, featuring the 8g band with phillip "fish" fisher. ♪ [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause oh, that is just great to hear in that case, let's get to the news president trump held an impromptu press conference today and said he was very surprised that his son don, jr. has been

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