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[ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, thank you very much i love you [ cheers and applause please, have a seat. welcome, everybody, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." wow. what a crowd you guys are fired up. it's like -- [ cheers and applause it's like having 200 chris cuomos out there [ laughter ] let's get to some news here, you guys president trump is on vacation, and he just played golf with pga pro john daly. can we see the two of those yeah [ laughter ] that's a rare photo of john daly and a guy who tweets from the john daily [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause can we see that photo again?
[ laughter ] that's right there's trump, daly, and one very tired golf cart [ laughter ] "what do you guys say we just do nine holes tonight? [ laughter ] when trump saw daly's shorts he saluted his crotch >> steve: really [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i thought -- yeah, i thought it was respectful and nice well, today trump took a break from his trip to visit the shell chemical plant in beaver county, pennsylvania. when he showed up in beaver county and saw a chemical plant he was, like, "this is definitely not what i thought it was." [ laughter ] [ applause ] actually, trump was excited to visit the shell chemical plant, because shell chemical is his brand of hairspray >> steve: really >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter and applause "here's the shell. and i can take it off. [ laughter ] and then it hovers over my bald head." i saw that joe biden got another endorsement last night this time from a former new hampshire congressman. check it out >> another top democrat in
new hampshire is t support behind joe biden in the first in the nation primary. former congressman and ambassador dick swett. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: who -- who told him that he shouldn't go by the name richard swett i mean, you know [ laughter ] friends like that, you know. [ light laughter ] >> steve: aw >> jimmy: pete buttigieg was upset about the endorsement. in fact, he had to throw away all of his campaign posters that said butti swett 2020 [ laughter ] >> steve: really >> jimmy: butti swett. ♪ butti swett that butti swett butti swet gimme that butti swett ♪ ♪ butti swett give me that butti swett ♪ [ air horn ] >> steve: butti. >> jimmy: oh, hey. this isn't good. while he was in san francisco, alex rodriguez had $500,000 worth of stuff stolen from his rental car. [ audience ohs ]
yeah the items included some jewelry, a camera and a gym bag containing a house and another rental car >> steve: really [ laughter ] >> jimmy: listen to this, starbucks just announced that the pumpkin spice latte will be back earlier than ever this year on august 27th. yeah [ cheers and applause and in response dunkin' donuts just announced that later this month they're going to be offering their entire pumpkin menu [ audience oohs with this many pumpkin options, they shouldn't call it dunkin' donuts they should call it pumpkin donuts [ light laughter ] well, well, jimmy, you've done it again another perfect joke pumpkin donut, heh you, my friend, are a genius [ light laughter ] you can phone in the rest of the week, bud. just coast on this joke fo congratulations, me. aw >> steve: aw, man! you know what? >> jimmy: what's that, dude? >> steve: they could have called it dunkin' pumpkins [ laughter ] higgins, my beautiful, precious
boy. you just hit another zinger right out of the freakin' comedy park. dunkin' pumpkins ha people say you're nothing but good looks and a great head of hair, but you're more than that so much more [ laughter ] >> tariq: yeah i think i've got one, too. you guys can just call it -- ♪ >> alas, tariq couldn't think of a better joke than dunkin' pumpkins embarrassed and broken, he decided to relocate. he soon found refuge in a secluded two room cabin in rural vermont overlooking the green mountains, mountains that once served as his protector but eventually served as his prison choosing to live a life of solitude, he spent his remaining days tending to his vast estate and farm the one glimmer of light that still shined down upon him was waiting to see what he would reap from the harvest that had been sown that season. oddly enough, the one crop that
proved itself most bountiful each year was -- pumpkins [ laughter and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: some tv news last night was an all-new episode of "bachelor in paradise." [ cheers ] this is educational television at its best. >> steve: yeah at its best. >> jimmy: one of the new arrivals, jordan, was doing his best to flirt with nicole. all righ this is classic. listen to what he said after she mentioned that she's a a writer >> yeah, i'm still in miami. >> okay. >> i work as a writer there. >> okay, awesome i love words [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: oh, yeah words are, like, where i put all my favorite letters. i love words [ laughter ] and finally, olive garden is once again selling its lifetime pasta pass here's how it works. you eat a lifetime's worth of pasta at one meal, and then you pass
[ cheers and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh [ cheers and applause we've got a great show tonight he's a stud! henry golding is here! [ cheers and applause the ladies, they love him. oh, another stud jonathan groff is here as well >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: it's a good-looking show tonight and we've got music from another stud, rick ross featuring swizz beatz! [ cheers and applause at a fun show, talented we still got a couple days left i do want to remind everybody, for our "tonight show summer reads. we started a summer book club, and the book is "ask again, yes. and i just finished it >> steve: did you? ooh.
>> jimmy: dude, it's great it's awesome i didn't vote -- i mean, i'm the one -- you guys voted for it, but you chose a great book did anyone read this perfect. [ laughter ] thank you for participating. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: the book club -- it has more than one member in the club yeah [ light laughter ] but whatever i mean, what am i talking about? >> steve: yeah, come on. >> jimmy: i'm in the club. >> steve: yeah, sure >> jimmy: you know >> steve: you, me. >> jimmy: but you haven't read it yet >> steve: no [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is -- it is fantastic. it is about two families of police officers that live together kind of outside the city and they kind of grow up they have a family next door to each other and raise the kids together and something shocking happens and so one family has to move away and they tell the kids, "do not -- we're not talking to this family again. and then other things happen in life and the two kids, peter and kate -- well, can you keep love apart? >> steve: no >> jimmy: no, they're like two maganets >> steve: maganets
[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: they're two maganets [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: there's like two - [ laughter ] >> steve: with a positive -- >> jimmy: they're like two maganets [ light laughter ] what happens -- you can try if they're like this way. >> steve: but then they go like that >> jimmy: then they go like that >> steve: ay, woah, ay >> jimmy: no, no i'm sorry. no, no, no, no, no [ laughter ] >> steve: what kind of book is this >> jimmy: i meant that way, i meant that way >> steve: "ask again, yes. >> jimmy: polar opposites. >> steve: oh, okay they're polar opposites. >> jimmy: polar opposite, that's what i meant. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: you do that. >> steve: right, with his pole yes. >> jimmy: no >> steve: what >> jimmy: you do that. [ light laughter ] and then they're -- they want to come back together. so, do they come back together >> steve: we don't know. >> jimmy: no, i do they do. but -- [ laughter ] t thenit just ends up -- it's just such a well-done book the author, mary beth keane, is coming on thursday to talk about the book >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: it's good. yeah, you read it, right twists and turns it's worth it. it's great i don't know anyway, so i'm just excited about this and it was another big hit for us, because we did this last
year with the "children of blood and bone." and that did well. and then "ask again, yes" -- oh, they're turning "children of blood and bone" into a big movie. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah and then i just heard we did this "ask again, yes" and it's back on "the new york times" best-seller list in the top ten. >> steve: aw [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: anyway, check it out oh, i almost forgot! someone special is celebrating their birthday today we could not do the show without him. you know him, you love him, the one and only steve higgins >> steve: aw >> jimmy: happy birthday, higgins! ♪ [ cheers and applause happy birthday there, buddy. are you having a good day? you okay >> steve: actually, i'm not feeling so great my stomach is killing me >> jimmy: oh, something you ate? >> steve: i don't think so for lunch i just had some dole baby spinach >> dole fresh vegetables is recalling packages of baby spinach. the company says a random
sample tested positive for salmonella >> steve: aw >> jimmy: well, i'm sure it isn't the bag you ate. i mean, what are the odds of that you know i mean, did you eat anything else >> steve: let me think yeah, after the salad i treated myself to those entenmann's little bites soft baked cookies. so good. >> jimmy: those are great, actually i do love those. >> entenmann's little bites soft baked cookies are being recalled, because pieces of blue plastic have been showing up in the packaging. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: well, that's not good >> steve: no, it's not [ laughter ] ugh. >> jimmy: let's just try to take your mind off of this are you going anywhere this summer >> steve: oh, actually i am. yes. my wife and i just booked a trip on the carnival cruise ship fantasy really love it, go every month every month we go on a cruise. food is great. amenities top notch. [ kiss ] top shelf. >> carnival cruise ship fantasy earned one of the company's worst sanitation inspection reports ever a salad bar with not less than 15 small flies on bagels and bread, shower hoses in the medical center that discharged brown water, and soiled cups
and bowls on a galley storage rack >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> steve: aw >> jimmy: higgins this is -- i'm really -- i'm really sorry about this >> steve: this is the worst birthday ever. you got any good news for me >> jimmy: well - >> scientists in denmark say they are one step closer to developing the first vaccine for chlamydia. >> steve: yes! yes! [ rocky theme song ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! oh, my goodness. he's having a -- steve higgins, everybody we'll be right back with more "tonight show. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ it's fudged up. stop treating us like kids. we know how things work. this is a pretty cpr doll.
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welcome henry golding! ♪ [ cheers and applause >> oh! >> jimmy: oh my gosh we love you. welcome back to the show, bud. >> that never gets old >> jimmy: no >> that's amazing. >> jimmy: the roots are amazing, yeah. give it up for the roots, everybody. come on -- [ cheers and applause thank you, guys. you know, the first time you were here was one year ago this week >> really? >> jimmy: it was your late-night debut >> oh my god >> jimmy: i was your first talk show >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you were talking about "crazy rich asians" which went on to, like, dominate the world. >> it was crazy. it did like, a quarter of a billion dollars, and people were just blown away by it >> jimmy: i mean, that -- it was only made for, i think -- i
think i'm right about this, $15. they made the film for - [ laughter ] >> $15 that's a lot of profit. >> jimmy: yeah a lot of profit. >> where's my back end >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. that was your first big break that we know of. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: but actually your first big break was hosting a travel show on malaysian tv? >> yes >> i had this, like, crazy idea whilst working in london to head over to malaysia and attempt to be a travel show host so i asked, you know, my buddy to put together a little show reel for me. and then when i went over to malaysia i would have something to do or or something to give to these producers and stuff so you sent this videotape -- was it a videotape or was it dvd? >> i think i showed one person because it was so embarrassing like, i was the most terrible, terrible presenter ever. >> jimmy: but it got you the job. >> no, i think i had to go in person because they were like, "man, this guy is bad. [ laughter ]to ce here." remimber it at all? doing it you were in london >> yeah, i was in london going around the east end trying to sort of be natural and not really understanding what to
>> jimmy: you know, i'm laughing because we here at "the tonight show" don't mess around we actually found -- [ laughter ] >> shut up [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we actually found the footage that you sent to one person >> oh my god >> jimmy: your life's about to be over. [ laughter ] here's the never before seen audition tape that you made -- >> literally no one has seen this how the hell did you - >> jimmy: a travel show host let's take a look. >> oh no >> hey, i'm henry, and today we're headed to the east end of london to check out brick lane ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: hey! oh >> oh my i'm crying i'm literally crying you've destroyed my street cred >> jimmy: no, no
i had to i had to please, please, please >> oh my god >> jimmy: it got you where you are. it worked. >> i guess it worked yeah, yeah it worked. >> jimmy: i love it. >> i hate you so much jimmy fallon >> jimmy: a lot of pointing and -- [ laughter ] i love it. it's fantastic i can see you blushing right now. >> i'm so red. >> jimmy: let's talk about this big movie you're in. >> yes >> jimmy: "last christmas. we're about to debut the trailer for you guys here and at home. [ cheers and applause never been seen before i am so excited about this it's based on the wham song "last christmas. >> that's right. emma thompson wrote it, and she's a phenomenal, phenomenal human being. >> jimmy: did you get to hang out with emma thompson at all? >> yeah, we -- >> jimmy: she's the coolest. >> she's the absolute coolest. we actually went for -- it was kind of like a sunday lunch. to her house, which is so lovely and she's got these beautiful kids who are far too intelligent for their own good i do remember we sort of had this moment in her living room, and the living room is kind of this huge library of books and things and everybody went out to sort of set the table, and i was like, "i got to just make
a quick call." i'm calling my wife, and i'm kind of sat in this chair. i'm just looking at this room. i'm like, "oh" - there are all the awards the awards are like on the top shelf. >> jimmy: baftas and golden globes >> baftas, golden globes, like, writers awards i'm like, i know she has two oscars somewhere around here i need to find them. so i'm like kind of looking around nowhere to be seen i'm like, she must have locked them up. she must have like, put them somewhere really secure. >> jimmy: at a museum somewhere. >> exactly and so i start heading back to the living room and the dining room and i thought i'll just go for ics out there. [ laughter ] a wee. im and then suddenly my eyes just reached these two golden statues in the toilet, and the >> jimmy: you took a picture of - >> i did >> jimmy: emma thompson's bathroom look at this >> i had to. look how amazing that is [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: how cool
>> oh my god >> jimmy: how cool is emma thompson? >> the craziest thing is, like, as soon as you turn to the left of that picture, there's a a mirror there so she's placed that specifically so people can, like, bring it up to them, and sort of have this like, cheesy smile in the mirror, and like, pretend they won an oscar. which, of course, i did. >> jimmy: i was going to say, did you do it? >> of course i did she knows how to do that stuff well, what can we say about "last christmas? do we set anything up? >> oh my god, yeah i mean, it's a beautiful rom com set in london at the most magical time of the year >> jimmy: london is beautiful at christmas >> it's stunning it's stunning. emilia clarke plays a young lost character who is very cynical about the world. she was sort of a failed singer she meets a boy. they go on dates and it's just one of the most tear-jerking, hilarious movies you'll ever watch, so -- >> jimmy: for the first time ever here is henry golding in the exclusive world premiere of the "last christmas" trailer >> what? >> jesus, where'd you >> oh, damn it >> it's good luck, you know? >> what is
>> getting pooed on by a bird. >> i'm busy. you're weird good-bye ♪ >> here we are >> is this the bit where you murder me? >> so what is it that you do >> i sing. >> oh, that's amazing. >> anyway, boring, boring, boring >> i'm not bored >> i'm a mess. i was really sick and i nearly died, and they just expect me to be normal >> there's no such thing as normal ♪ you're going to make mistakes. you're made of everything you do ♪ >> you can't be in here! >> no, we're leaving >> sorry ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: there you go "last christmas. >> oh yes. >> jimmy: last time you were here we were talking you told me about a very unusual superlative that you got in your yearbook >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it wasn't like, you know, "most likelybest to m" healing" by marvin gaye. >> yeah. >> jimmy: was what they put in the yearbook >> that's what they put in the yearbook >> and i didn't believe it at first. but then you've brought us the yearbook
>> i dug it out. i dug out the yearbook >> jimmy: and it's real. >> hey >> jimmy: sexual healer. [ applause ] >> oh my god amazing. >> jimmy: you went around school singing it? >> that was it that was -- yeah that was my thing. >> jimmy: were you a good singer >> i was a terrible singer are you kidding me i was so bad >> jimmy: you just did it for fun? >> i just did it for fun, yeah >> jimmy: i mean, we like to have fun >> no. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: the roots know the song they know the song >> go on then. just for you ♪ hey, come on give it up give it up [ cheers and applause >> i'm going to do a little rendition. ready? oh, hold on. ♪ ♪ baby i'm ho just like an ove i need some loving ♪ >> jimmy: hey! ♪ >> oh, i can't sing this i can't -- ♪ i can't hol it much longer ♪ >> get in here jimmy
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back i'm here with henry golding. [ applause ] his new movie, "last christmas," hits theaters this november. we just saw the trailer. now, henry, a lot of people don't know this about you, but before you became a big star you actually worked as a a hairstylist in london. >> yes i did. >> jimmy: that is correct, right? >> that is very correct. >> jimmy: i think for the premiere of "crazy rich asians," you did your mother's hair >> aw! >> jimmy: you styled your mom's hair >> there she is! >> jimmy: that's you and your mom. [ audience aws ] >> that was -- that was
literally, like, an hour before i had to go on the red carpet. >> jimmy: how cute is that well, it got me thinking -- do you want to give someone a a haircut right now on the show >> right now [ cheers and applause does anybody need a haircut? >> jimmy: people need haircuts >> does anyone need a haircut? >> jimmy: but also - >> i think you do. >> jimmy: just to make it -- yeah just to make it interesting, i'm going to get in the fun, too. let's -- let's see if we can find someone who wants a haircut? >> oh, no. >> jimmy: all right. >> you guys are going to regret this [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think i know who my guy -- >> you got a guy >> jimmy: hey, hey >> how you guys doin'? e you? no [ laughter ] who's got really long hair you got like - do you guys want a haircut [ talking over each other >> jimmy: he's mine! he's mine! would you do it? would you do it? >> i'll do it. >> jimmy: you'll do it >> yes >> jimmy: oh, hey, come on >> oh, no. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i've got the best one. >> i can only say. >> jimmy: i'll do good i'll be good i promise. >> are you sure? oh, you've got good hair too but, i'm going to take this guy. this guy this guy come on. >> hey [ cheers and applause
>> oh, no! >> jimmy: all right. >> all right oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: no i already know - >> this is going to be worst day of your life >> jimmy: i already know who the winner is. [ laughter ] please welcome -- have a seat. oh, there was that one girl. you got real lucky [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. this is insane first of all, what is your name >> sebastian farrow. >> jimmy: sebastian farrow sebastian, where are you from? >> the dmv maryland >> jimmy: oh, good [ laughter and applause >> there we go >> jimmy: how long have you had this -- you your hair growing this long? >> uh, since i was, like, 17 i'm 29 >> jimmy: oh, my god >> so, like, four -- three, four years >> jimmy: yeah, i was going to say -- how old are you now >> did you color it at the same time like - [ laughter ] that's a lot of roots, sir >> jimmy: now, what's your name >> what's your name? >> my name is yani >> jimmy: yani, where are you from >> i'm from westchester, the 914. [ cheers ] >> we got quite the -- >> jimmy: we got some
interesting moves here now, what kind of cut are you guys looking for >> whatever you want >> jimmy: really [ ahoos >> what about you, yani? >> well, i've been was looking to kind of texture a little bit. i'm thinking, like - [ laughter ] >> this guy's come up for an actual hair cut. >> jimmy: oh, my god >> i've been meaning to. >> jimmy: this is like, a celebrity cutting hair like - >> that's good >> jimmy: i've never cut hair. man, no. >> oh, no. >> jimmy: all right. you ready to do this and -- >> oh, no. >> jimmy: go >> oh, my gosh ♪ >> jimmy: i've got an idea i've got an idea oh, you've got a lot of hair w.ah, this is good >> this back is gonna be the party. ♪ oh, man. [ audience ohs ] no jimmy. no, jimmy, no! [ laughter ] oh, my god you poor thing i haven't cut hair for the longest -- oh, no >> jimmy: there you go [ cheers and applause >> oh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't look don't look don't look >> all right all right. >> jimmy: hold this.
>> you got this. you're gonna win let's go >> oh, no. what have i done what have i done [ laughter ] this is amazing. [ laughter ] oh, my god [ audience ohs ] oh, no all right. here we go all right. there we go. ♪ oh, no ♪ [ laughter ] i'm going to get sued for this [ laughter ] ♪ oh, what am i doing? ♪ >> jimmy: how much time we got ♪ >> a bit of texture in the back ♪ >> audience: eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yeah
i think we both did a pretty decent job [ laughter ] pretty good. the crowd seems to be into it. all right, guys? [ cheers ] >> we gotta reveal >> jimmy: we are going to have to reveal to you -- and see what it looks -- you did a a great job. >> oh, man hey! [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: not bad, right what do you guys think >> that looks so good! >> jimmy: what do you think? >> that looks so good! >> you're doing that '80s look [ cheers and applause >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: thank you so much for doing that keep your ponytail, buddy. i'm sorry to do this, but you look good. you got a good face. >> ladies, what do you reckon? come on. >> jimmy: yeah, there we go. [ cheers and applause that's a haircut my thanks to henry golding [ cheers and applause not bad! stick around, we'll be right back with jonathan groff, everybody! [ cheers and applause ♪ this is a surface laptop 2. and this is a real person named mackenzie book. hi, i'm mac book. so mac, which laptop lasts longer? surface laptop lasts longer. hmm, interesting.
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oh my gosh >> alright >> jimmy: welcome back to the show >> thank you for having me back >> jimmy: we have so many things to talk about you have a lot of upcoming things and things that are -- >> so many things to get through, i know. so many things to talk about >> jimmy: no, i'm excited. i, first of all, just want to talk about "little shop of horror happening with this? this is happening , s happening 17th off broadway at the westside theater, a tiny little 270 seat theater >> jimmy: yeah, that's fantastic. >> and today was our second day of rehearsal >> jimmy: and you're - >> and i was singing with a plant puppet >> jimmy: no >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm freaking out >> "feed me. >> jimmy: yes! >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's one of my favorite jams. i love "little - i'm freaking out >> i know, i can't wait. i can't wait >> jimmy: and then the stage and then the screen. the silver screen. >> yes >> jimmy: yes, the great white way and the silver screen. >> yeah, exactly, and the silver screen. >> jimmy: the big -- the silver screen you're going to be in "frozen 2. >> yes >> jimmy: and this is -- [ cheers and applause i mean, how fun is life? i mean right now
i mean, you're just crunching it that's great >> it's pretty good. >> jimmy: my kids -- i mean, "frozen" is obviously, that's the biggest movie of all time. every kid in the world knows that movie >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: do people -- do they recognize you on the street or stop you or when you talk >> okay. so actually i wanted to talk to you about this because i make voice memos for little kids. it's hard when yout blond. you're not a cartoon i don't know what you're talking about. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> but then i make these little voice memos on my phone. and i'd love to make a voice memo for winnie and franny if you'd let me >> jimmy: my daughters that would be -- they would love it so much. >> yeah, your daughters. >> jimmy: yeah, they'd freak out. >> yeah. i talked to disney i got the song cleared >> jimmy: no >> so this is what i do when i do a voicemail you ready? >> jimmy: we're just going to be really quite. okay >> "hi, winnie and franny, this is christoph from the movie "frozen," and i'm here with my friend sven. say, 'hi,' sven. "hi, winnie and franny, it's me sven!" "and we wanted to sing them a song for you isn't that right?" "that's right, christoph let's sing them a song." okay, here we go ♪ reindeers are bette
than peopl sven don't you think that's true ♪ ♪ yeaand h opeat yo every one of em's bad ♪ ♪ except yo thanks buddy but winnie and frann smell better ♪ ♪ than reindeer and franny good nighod nht ♪ now tell winni ♪ don't let the frost bite bite ♪ "we love you, winnie and franny." >> jimmy: oh my god. [ cheers and applause that's amazing that -- you have to e-mail it to me. >> yeah, sure. >> jimmy: that is -- [ cheers and applause oh, my gosh. that will be played every single night in my house go to bed! wow! i should have yelled it at the end. go to sleep! [ laughter ] i've read you three books, now stop it! >> go to bed what's your number [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: i've got to give you my thing afterwards. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. do it later, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: "frozen 2" comes on out november 22nd. november 22nd. this is the big holiday film and, no spoilers, you can't say what anything is happening or going on is there anything you can give me at all? to getting the rights for the song, i also got permission -- i was just recording my final session last friday. and they allowed me to release a line from the movie -- sort of like the trailer earlier. this is, like, a world premiere of one of my lines that will be in the movie from "frozen 2. >> jimmy: this is amazing. >> if you want to hear it. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: get up everyone, stand up this is amazing! we're very excited about this. let me make sure i got the mic -- [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] [ drumroll ] >> "what are you going to do with that? >> jimmy: there you go oh my god. [ applause ] ♪
>> jimmy: this is insane right now. jonathan groff, we have to talk about "mindhunter. this is a very cool show and very cool creator or just the directord fincher. >> both, essentially he's like our -- he's basically god. > hmys the god of "mindhunter. >> jimmy: he is amazing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love that dude oh my gosh do you guys get along? you must >> we get along really well. here's the thing, if you show up and are ready to give 125% it's a dream it's like he makes everybody work at sort of the top of their abilities. the one tiny problem that i have on set with david that i feel like you also would share in is that i have trouble with laughing so i get - >> jimmy: what [ laughter ] what me laughing oh my god! oh, really >> yeah, cause it's so serious and he doesn't allow me to smile cause i smile a lot in person >> jimmy: no, "mindhunter.
yeah, it's not a comedy. >> yeah, exactly >> jimmy: no yeah. i couldn't even audition for david fincher. he would totally throw me out of the room. >> you could you could. >> jimmy: no, i can't. because i can't keep a straight face >> you're doing it right now >> i know, but give me one of the lines. i'm gearing up >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so, i'm sorry. i'm sorry. this is why we -- together okay, the line is -- >> jimmy: i'm just sitting here i'm reading the playbill, and you goady c get into mind hunting >> okay. so the line would be - >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever yeah, whatever >> "what are you going to do with that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i almost did it. i'd be crying. i would cry all of my scenes to try to deliver it like that. >> right exactly. >> jimmy: i could never do it. i'm better fan of watching the show tell everyone what it's about. if you haven't seen season one get ready to binge >> right, so if you haven't seen season one, "mindhunter" is basically the origin story of the behavioral science unit in the fbi
it's about the team that came up with the term serial this idea of going into jails and interviewing incarcerated mass murderers to glean inat to make it work on the field we interview more serial killers. we get involved in the atlanta child murders -- >> jimmy: yeah >> which was a famous case in the early '80s and continue the sort of psychological exploration of serial killers. >> jimmy: i love shows like this i want to show everyone a clip here's jonathan groff in "mindhunter. take a look. >> he's equating himself with famous killers son of san, jack the ripper, ted of the west coast. >> that's got to be bundy. >> who's glatman >> harvey, famous for biting and strangling them in the 50s >> of course, you know that. >> he's studying them, modeling himself after them >> look at this page he actually gives himself possible names "i like the following. how about you? the btk strangler, wichita strangler, wichita executioner. >> he's christening himself in the media, like zodiac or berkowitz naming himself son of.
[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: jonathan groff, everybody! season two of "mindhunter" is available on netflix this friday check it out rick ross featuring swizz beatz preforms for us after the break. stick around [ cheers and applause hi, david! hi, david! [ cheers and applause ♪ here's one you guys will like.
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swizz beatz. just blaze [ cheers and applause "port of miami 2" is out now my thanks to henry golding, jonathan groff, rick ross, once again. [ applause ] swizz beatz, just blaze, and the roots right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applae they were here and now they're there. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow bye-bye, everybody ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- danny mcbride. from "the handmaid's tale," actress yvonne strahovski. presidential candidate, marianne williamson. featuring the 8g band with nate smith ♪ [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheering ] that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news according to a new poll, former vice president joe biden still