tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC October 1, 2019 11:34pm-12:35am PDT
three days starting saturday through monday will inland valley will have mid to upper 80s for highs. san francisco as well in that same time frame, starting saturday we'll see highs in the mid 70s. so we'll get this sort of late burst of warm temperatures, feel a bit more like summer on sunday, then trend cooler early next week. next chance of rain is not in the forecast until about october 10th. unlike we had this weekend with the sierra snow and showers, next chance of rain holding off until the middle of next week. >> nthanks so much, rob. >> that's going to do it for us. we'll see you tomorrow. >> have a great night. bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from 30 rockefeller plaza here in new york city, ing jimmy fallon." and now, here he is, jimmy fallon
[ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh wow looking good welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, welcome to the show [ cheers and applause have a seat, please. relax. welcome. that's a hot crowd welcome, welcome to the "tonight show," everybody. beautiful looking crowd. [ cheers and applause hey, i love you. very big show tonight. guys the one and only lin-manuel miranda is here [ cheers andpp his new broadway show "freestyle love supreme" opens tomorrow it's the hottest ticket in town prices range from, wow that's expensive to sorry, kids, no college for you. [ laughter ] you guys, it's officially october. [ cheers ] october 1st, today
stores are already putting up their halloween decorations. but unfortunately those aren't fake cobwebs at forever 21 [ light laughter ] people are - [ light laughter ] people are putting up halloween decorations. make sure to buy your decorations now, because tomorrow aisles at cvs will be full of stuff for christmas. [ light laughter ] just trust me. they're even putting up halloween decorations at the white house. and just to frighten president trump, instead of a scarecrow, they're using a cardboard cutout of nancy pelosi [ laughter ] "oh, my god you scared me. [ cheers and applause this isn't good news it just came out that trump called australia and asked them to help discredit the mueller report yep, he asked australia to work against u.s. intelligence. today trump said "everything's the opposite down there, so it's technically not treason [ laughter ] [ applause ]
thank you. actually, treason backwards is nosaert. [ light laughter ] as in no sir, i did not commit treason. [ light laughter ] now people want to see trump's calls with putin as well but russia says the white house needs to ask permission before releasing any calls between them [ light laughter ] that shouldn't be a problem because trump already asked russia for permission every time he uses the bathroom. [ light laughter ] "can i go to the bathroom? "it's may i go to the bathroom and no you may not." [ light laughter ] meanwhile 2020 candidate kamala harris has called on twitter to suspend trump's account, cause it does intimidating tweets towards the whistleblower. trump heard that and was like "you can take away my presidency, but you'll never take away my twitter." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause as if things aren't crazy enough today at the white house, a mouse fell from the ceiling and landed on a reporter
usually the mouse would've been caught but eric had his tongue stuck in the trap all week, so it's like -- [ light laughter ] "i'm sorry dad i was hungry i'm so sorry." [ light laughter ] the mouse fell from the ceiling and landed on the lap of our own peter alexander from nbc [ light laughter ] and it now confirms the rumor that's been going around nbc for years. peter alexander wears edible cheese underwear >> steve: really [ laughter ] wow, i did not know that >> jimmy: we love you peter. and finally, the first cannabis cafe opened today in los angeles. [ cheers and applause cnn calls it the first farm to table restaurant that highlights cuisine and cannabis so apparently that reporter has never been to taco bell. [ laughter and applause give it up for the roots everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause
>> jimmy: we have a fun show tonight. from the show "freestyle love supreme," lin-manuel miranda is here [ cheers and applause we love that guy >> steve: ah, love him >> jimmy: talented, talented dude speaking of a talented guy, chris colfer is here >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause wow. he wrote another book? >> jimmy: he wrote another book >> steve: you wrote a book too, didn't you >> jimmy: i did write a book [ light laughter ] >> steve: yeah, compare it to his book he's got a book there. >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: he just wrote a book, right? and you wrote a book >> jimmy: i did, i actually wrote a book >> steve: let's see your book. >> jimmy: it comes out next tuesday. you want to see it >> steve: i mean you - >> jimmy: it's called "this is baby," and it's available in stores wherever you go buy books. >> steve: yeah, it's got a lot of words in it [ laughter ] and how many words would you say if you had to guess? take a look at chris' -- >> jimmy: doesn't matter i mean - it's a fun book. [ light laughter ] >> steve: i mean he wrote
a book - >> jimmy: people come on the show i'm here to talk about chris colfer's book. this is called a tale of magic this is a -- chris colfer's book >> steve: yeah, it looks like it's got a lot of words in it. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: are you reading it over there >> steve: yeah, i'm reading it right now. >> jimmy: this is my book. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you hear that? >> steve: yeah i'm all for it >> jimmy: look at the size of this sucker. >> steve: i'm proud of you for writing that book. >> jimmy: thank you. you very proud of me >> steve: yeah, i'm very proud of you how mu is yo book by chance >> jimmy: it doesn't matter. look, it doesn't matter. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: how much is chris's book how much is chris' book? i mean, i'm just wondering >> jimmy: by the way, i was wrong on the price of this last night. >> steve: okay >> jimmy: so chris's book i would say -- i don't see a a price here >> steve: it's on the inside cover. up top [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thisk 99 >> steve: oh, that's fantastic that's a good deal what's yours, by chance? [ light laughter ]
[ applause ] >> jimmy: this is $18.99 a lot of money >> steve: that's not even a penny a word [ light laughter ] you know what i mean >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: that's great >> jimmy: $18.99 it's worth it. it's a big book. get this sucker here >> steve: how much is yours? >> jimmy: $16.99 >> steve: well there you go, yeah [ laughter and applause wait how much in canada >> jimmy: what >> steve: how much is your book in canada? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't do that. in canada it's $22.99 because it's imported. >> steve: yeah it's imported, good book >> jimmy: yeah, i'm not from canada the united states of america, sorry if i'm proud to be an american [ cheers and applause maybe you aren't proud to be an american, but i am proud >> steve: i wear an american flag pin in my pocket. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is -- we have two books, but we won't be on the same list.
>> steve: yours is -- his is young adult, y.a ste: yours is - yours young, just young. >> jimmy: these are baby's fingers and these are baby's toes [ audience aws ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: you know how long it took me to come up with that >> steve: yeah, oh my gosh [ laughter ] i saw you -- i went in to go into your office it'd be your old, old -- >> jimmy: would i be there >> steve: yes. well, no, usually not. but then you'd have your old - typing away you know what i mean >> jimmy: typing away. >> steve: just crumpled up pieces of paper in the corner by a waste basket. >> jimmy: but the whole idea of it is like this is real -- i mean he's a novelist he's written novels. this is not his first one. it's probably his sixth one or something. this is for me this is brand new. >> steve: this is your third you've written three of them you should be proud. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know, but what i'm saying is baby steps, you know >> steve: or good baby books baby books need baby steps >> jimmy: well iu'd you're read read a giant big book. >> steve: no, you won't read chris' book. he'll just eat the pages >> jimmy: turn baby over and this is baby's bottom. >> steve: awe. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: what i'm talking about.
[ light laughter ] >> steve: what else you got in there? >> jimmy: it's funny what? >> steve: i love that. >> jimmy: it's got comedy in there. >> steve: i love it. i'm all for it >> jimmy: well here's the thing. as a tired parent -- >> steve: right. >> jimmy: i know about reading books. >> steve: yes, you - >> jimmy: they're too long >> steve: you're falling asleep >> jimmy: me and the baby got to get a divorce >> steve: right. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so i go -- i will read you three books, but this should be the type of book we read >> steve: right. >> jimmy: so i go like, baby's eyes, nose, fingers, toes, bottom, here you go. you hug, i love you, good night. [ talking over each other [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: time to start growing up >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: here's your first lesson, life lesson. read yourself to sleep >> steve: yeah man you do you >> jimmy: babies are smarter than we think. >> steve: babies are way smarter. they read a lot more than you th dada, mama, nana meme. mama, nana mama meme
mama nana mama meme. mama ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: this is a real book. look at this chris colfer right there everybody. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: chris colfer is here [ cheers and applause and then, to close off the show tonight, we have a performance from the cast of "freestyle love supreme." >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: it's the hottest ticket right now on broadway this is it we're going to talk to lin all about it it's something that you haven't seen on television at all, ever it's just so interactive and different and cool and talented, unbelievable stuff >> steve: i can't wait >> jimmy: i'm freaking out i love it. [ cheers and applause they are really, really good oh just a little reminder, this
week's hashtags topic is college in six words that's a -- where you try to describe your entire college experience and boil it down to six words, okay. it's a game that we always play with everybody hashtag game so iacd then we'll read it when, tomorrow or thursday >> friday. >> jimmy: friday we'll read these. we'll get the best of. and curate those down. we'll read them back on friday but for instance, i tweeted this today i went to class that one time. [ light laughter ] i remember it, it was great. it was good, that one class, yeah [ applause ] it was good. that was college so we tweeted that out this afternoon, and immediately trended at number one. hey, thanks a lot. [ cheers and applause so if you want to play along, just go on twitter and use the hashtag college in six words send us your six word tweet and you might see it on the show this friday. it's going to be fun [ cheers and applause
>> jimmy: tariq are you okay, buddy? you look annoyed >> tariq: no, i'm good [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you sure you don't seem good. >> tariq: i just got some things on my mind, yo. stuff to go on irk list. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what's an irk list >> tariq: it's a list i keep of, you know, things that annoy me [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so these are things that annoy you and you're just thinking about that right now. >> tariq: yeah, people, places, things random stuff tv stars who come back looking different. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about.ile there are still olympic hopefuls d then boom, the show gets they're in season two, episode one with a new set of choppers [ laughter ] and it's like -- [ applause ]
too sudden of a change for me, man. i like a gradual evolution i don't want to tune in and then immediately think like what in the ceelo green is this mess here? [ laughter ] like the first thing they get is teeth even before like a gym membership [ light laughter ] so then you wind up losing weight and then you're skinny, but you still got your fat teeth - [ light laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: look out for - that would irk me too. >> tariq: yeah and - or just the ones where you know something is up but you can't put your finger on it? >>m domynos all up in your mouth, man. [ light laughter ] shark week, you know don't even get me started with the entire cast of "shameless. [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: rely tarik: yeah, don't get me started. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't want you to get irked. >> tariq: what is up when people call it everything an event. like every occurrence that happens is not an event. i feel like social media is to blame.
because you post one picture and then everyone's all, i'm sorry i missed the event i saw your birthday event shenanigans. [ light laughter ] i mean, i took my 4-year-old to chuck e. cheese for a birthday pizza. it was no event. and when did we start using the word shenanigans all willy nilly like - [ light laughter ] it just irks me jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: these are the things that irk you these are things that bother you. things that irk you. >> tariq: stuff that cooks me. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah - sorry i missed you event, dude [ talking over each other >> tariq: it wasn't event. yeah, we went bowling. jeez that almost irks me as much as like late in the game huggers. >> jimmy: late in the game huggers? >> tariq: yeah, yeah you know. i feel like we usually establish a greeting protocol quite early on they're like, i mean, if we're morning a loss, we celebrating a victory, then a pass is given. but if you're a fist bump, head nod, hive five greeter, especially in a work place
you can't come in like it's wednesday. [ light laughter ] bring it in. >> jimmy: no, no, no no tariq trotter, everybody [ cheers and applause things that irk you. i like finding out what irks you. [ cheers and applause i'm sorry buddy, let's talk about it we'll be right back with lin-manuel miranda, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ i'm your cat. ever since you brought me home, that day. i've been plotting to destroy you. sizing you up... calculating your every move. you think this is love? this is a billion years of tiger dna just ready to pounce. and if you have the wrong home insurance coverage, you could be coughing up the cash for this.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: we love you, welcome back - >> woo >> jimmy: to the show, buddy good to see you. >> you got me hyped with the - [ cheers and applause have some hype >> jimmy: coming in there. "freestyle love supreme. >> 'preme, 'preme, 'preme, 'preme >> jimmy: this is very, very - [ laughter ] everything -- everything i finish is going to have an echo >> well, just 'preme >> jimmy: all right, guys, it's just like -- "freestyle love sue. amilton," there was "freestyle love supreme. >> 'preme, 'preme, 'preme. >> jimmy: that's where it started, yeah. tell us about -- what dhen they go seis >> well, the thing about the show is that it's totally different every night. it's based on your suggestions
you make the show. you give us a verb and then 80 minutes later you have an entire hip-hop musical show. and we started doing this in the basement of the drama book shop in, like, 2003, anthony veneziale who you'll see later tonight we were working on "in the heights. it was my first musical. we were working in the basement of the drama book shop we had no money. i was a substitute teacher laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. >> and we were working on "heights" and anthony, who worked at the book shop, would come in and distract us. he would be like, "let's rap about our day. >> jimmy: veneziale. >> veneziale >> jimmy: that's a great name. >> yeah. >> jimmy: anthony veneziale. >> and chris jackson and i were there in the basement and he was playing benny and i was playing usnavi and we would just, like, freestyle. and anthony was like, "we should do this in front people." and here we are 15 years later on broadway! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: that's the storyt? come on. >> yeah. >> it's my longest running relationship >> jimmy: that's bizarre, right? did you ever think, like, ever, like, "hey, we're going to do this on broadway this was just for -- this was for fun. >> it was for fun. it was like -- fun and we just continued to sort of find
people who were good at this and now there's 20 members of "freesytle love supreme. you'll see some of them tonight. >> jimmy: you did one during the blackout right in new york it was the night of the blackout of 2003 some of you were not born. i am old [ laughter ] and it was -- it was scheduled for the night -- basically, like, the power went out it was at the pitt theatre you know the pitt theatre? >> jimmy: yeah, the pitt, sure >> back when it was on 29th street. we were rehearsing for the show the next day and the power went our and we were like, "oh, pitt theatre." >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah >> and then we went out and we like the entire northeast -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the whole city was out, yeah. >> the city and state and most of the northeast coast was out and the power was coming back sort of block by block after that blackout. >> jimmy: i remember that. i was kind of -- i had fun with that black out >> yeah, and we went to the -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know it's weird to say but i did. >> yeah, well, soon as we realized it was okay - >> jimmy: okay, and everyone's fine we took care of each other >> yeah. >> jimmy: a very, take care of each other moment. >> it was another sort of new york that was -- you know what i mean? >> jimmy: it was pitch black crossing the street, like,ldinh. you'y, pdon me."
>> yeah, so we showed up at our show, and there were 16 people there but there was still no power at the pitt. and i was on 29th. we -- there were 16 people in the audience, we had two cases of beer. we walked our audience with us 11 blocks to the drama book shop basement which did have power we gave everyone a beer. we rapped about everyone in the audience and that was the first freestyle love supreme." [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: how fun is that -- >> we would get -- we were like broke oprahs [ laughter ] >> both: "you get a beer, you get a beer, you get a beer." >> jimmy: "you get a beer. >> and that was the first "freestyle" show >> jimmy: back in 2004, i want to take you back to that year. >> okay. >> jimmy: you posted this on your twitter, which i love, by ane it's a really fun -- >> i follow you, too >> jimmy: i love the - >> those hashtags! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i do love seeing all these things, but, dude, i mean, the camping thing we got to talk about some other time. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your letters from camp >> i didn't like it. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ light laughter ] it's the most funniest - dude, but you were funny as a kid as you are now it's the best. but this reas 20--, this is you playing. you're playing a bar mitzvah
for -- >> yeah, i took a picture of my -- i found my daily planner from 2004. [ laughter ] 12:30, 207 street and 10th avenue. boston bar mitzvah $400 >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers and applause >> which was, like, two-thirds of my rent at that point >> jimmy: yeah >> and then it was taking me to downtown boston to dance at a bar mitzvah at the boston harbor hotel. >> jimmy: i mean, this is -- this is 15 years ago >> so this is a job that took the last of my dignity [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how? >> i would get hired, you wear a black satin shirt, you wear black pants, and your job is to, like, encourage the kids to dance. [ light laughter ] so you're basically flirting with teenagers and old ladies, being like, "hey, rachel [ speaking foreign language let's dance. [ laughter ] and it'ser ]an >> jimmy: well, why was this one traumatic? you said to me, like - >> well, this one i remember because had a carnivale scene. and in the carnivale scene, we had to put on masks and start a conga line and inconga-ing.
[ laughter ] kind of like little old ladies are pinching my butt >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah [ laughter ] >> yeah, and it was -- and i was just like -- >> jimmy: and you go, "that's it." >> "this is my last time doing this for $400. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's it, yeah. "it's $400!" >> "it's $400. i want to talk about "his dark materials. >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's talk about that when we come back, because it's a whole new thing. >> okay. >> jimmy: more with lin-manuel miranda when we come back [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ so kim, you going for our big drive safe & save discount? yup, using the app. i've been quite vigilant. sharon says step on it. the meeting's started. ok, write her back 'dear sharon, don't mess with my discount!' faster mommy, i gotta go to the bathroom. i do too honey, but we're gonna hold it for mommy's discount. easy, easy! but you're in labor? don't mess with my discount!
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"hamilton" down there. man, what you did for -- >> we raised $50 million for - [ cheers and applause and so we just announced - we just announced $4 million of that going to artists and artist organizations in puerto rico. we're about to do another $4 million in grants, and these are multiyear grants so these are artists and artist organizations who are going to tell the story of puerto rico in this crazy tumultuous time. like, we're sort of empowering that so that they tell the story of the next chapter. >> jimmy: how -- any updates how's it going down there? >> i mean, it's complicated. >> jimmy: yeah >> but it's -- every day i realize that puerto ricans are the most resilient people on the face of the earth, and just incredible i'm so proud [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that was one of the best things we ever did ever, we just said cause you went down there, and the cast, and your wife and kids, and everybody. i'm like, they can do it for - i mean, you went for months. >> well, you did that crazy zip line, and then i can tell, i mean the shot in the arm - [ laughter ]
yeah, but you sacrificed your safety, and like that place is booked like through the end of the year because you did that. >> jimmy: no, don't do that, it's terrible. >> no, it's like incredible, like what you guys - >> jimmy: dude, i was so afraid, and tariq loves it, he had a good time. i did not. [ light laughter ] i was so frightened out of my mind that's just not my thing >> and you had my cousin, residente on recently. >> jimmy: i did, yes >> jimmy: yeah, he's my third cousin >> jimmy: what >> well, all puerto ricans are related. i don't know if you knew this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't know you actually really were >> he's actually my third cousin >> jimmy: what >> so, i went to go introduce him at a concert i had never met him. this is like, now 10 years ago and i walked into his apartment to meet him for the first time, and hi [ speaking foreign language you're wisin miranda's grandson from like my nose. [ light laughter ] she saw my nose, and was like, you have to be wisin miranda's grandson >> jimmy: no >> and i went, "i am." and she said, "yeah, your grandfather and my mother are first cousins. you guys are third cousins." like, from looking at me once. >> jimmy: that's the best thing i ever heard
no way, he crushed it on here. >> oh no, i bragged that like my third cousin is like the best rapper in the world >> jimmy: yeah, he crushed it. yeah, he was fantastic >> yea he's genius >> jimmy: you're always busy, every time i talk to you, i go like, "where are you?" you're like, "i'm in wales." i go, "what? how are you there? like, you're all over the place. tell me what you were doing in wales. what is "his dark materials? >> "his dark materials" is the name of this fantasy trilogy by the great british author phillip pullman. you guys know them as "the golden compass," and "the subtle knife." they made a movie a little while ago, but now it's a tv series and it's this really weird heightened world they were one of my favorite books. when vanessa and i started dating, we were reading these books together >> jimmy: really >> and they take place in this alternate universe >> jimmy: because ouor y just -- >> no, we just both had heard good things about the books. >> jimmy: really >> and then we sort of fell in love with the books. >> jimmy: i want to read these now. >> but we -- it takes place in this alternate universe where every person has like a soul that has a physical manifestation. so, like, i play a guy named lee scoresby
>> jimmy: here's you a lee - >> i'm a hot air balloon pilot >> i want this - you're a hot air balloon pilot >> yeah. like you do. >> jimmy: how fun is this thing to do? yeah like one does. look at this stud right here heyo what's up, everybody [ cheers and applause you guys good? [ applause ] lee scoresby's here! >> from the country of texas >> jimmy: everything's cool? yeah i want the door poster of this >> i'm going to get it for you >> jimmy: i really do, i like this at least a calendar or something. so, that's you as you. >> as lee scoresby, and then i have my -- it's called your daemons, your soul and that's a rabbit named hester so, this is like my other half >> jimmy: i mean - >> is it cute? i love my life >> jimmy: i mean, that is so fun. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and so, you go and you do this serian or what -- >> yeah, it's going to be on hbo next month it'll start on hbo - >> jimmy: did you know that when you were was it already sold? >> yeah. when i started it was just a a bbc series and then bbc partnered wit undertaking, this huge series of books so, they partnered on it, and
they'll premiere on bbc november - >> jimmy: november 4th on hbo. >> hbo >> jimmy: november 4th on hbo. i can't wait to watch that and then i can't wait to watch the treat that you're going to give us and millions of people watching our show tonight, with "freestyle love supreme. >> i'm so afraid [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh yeah. oh yeah! lin-manuel miranda, everybody. [ cheers and applause "freestyle love supreme," they open tomorrow at the booth theater. chris colfer joins us next stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ i can't believe it. what? that our new house is haunted by casper the friendly ghost? movies? i'll get snacks! no, i can't believe how easy it was to save hundreds of dollars on our car insurance with geico. i got snacks! ohhh, i got popcorn, i got caramel corn, i got kettle corn.
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we want people to feel like they spent time with family. we want to create a place for more than just ourselves. we create the things that we want to exist in the world. ♪ my doors are always open. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is a "new york times" best selling author, and a golden globe winning actor. his latest book, "a tale of
magic," is available now ladies and gentlemen, please welcome chris colfer [ cheers and applause ♪ oh my goodness, chris! >> hey guys, good to see you >> jimmy: chris, it's always great to have you on the show. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: one of my favorite guests you got to see lin-manuel backstage? >> i haven't yet - >> jimmy: oh really? >> but, but i'm planning on pitching him a few musicals. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh he -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: he'd probably love that >> i'm sure it never happens >> jimmy: yeah can you give me one. >> yes okay okay, the first one is called "hoarders," a musical about letting go [ laughter ] >> jimmy: alright, i like that i'm in i'm in >> and the songs are number one, "objects don't have souls. [ light laughter ] number two, "whose cat is this?" [ laughter ] and number three, "where's my husband? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause
>> jimmy: yeah, and i hope at the end of - [ cheers and applause end of the second act they find him. >> yeah, they find him yeah absolutely. it's great >> jimmy: every time i have you on, i kind of coerce a story out of you about a super natural experience >> oh yes. yeah >> jimmy: we talked about aliens >> yes covered that, yeah >> jimmy: yeah, we've covered that, we talked about -- >> pet psychics. yeah >> jimmy: there are pet psychics, was the last time. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that was very -- do you have any more super natural experiences that have gone wrong for you that we could discuss? >> i wish the answer was no. [ laughter ] yeah, but these things keep happening to me. i don't know why but yes. i recently got into a fight with my mother, and she passed away three years ago >> jmy it gets better [ light laughter ] so anyway, one of my best friends, her name is char. she is a psychic >> jimmy: okay >> and so, whenever we get lunch together, we'll be gossiping or talking about politics, and suddenly she'll kind of go into a trance, and one of my dead relatives will come through and give me a a message.
and this one time she kind of did her thing, and said, "oh, your mother has a message for you. i was like, "oh, what is it? and she said, "when you're directing the "land of stories" movie which, knock on wood, happen soon when the disney/fox merger settles down. >> jimmy: yes. >> when you're directing the "land of stories movie," and the monitors go on and off, on and off, that's your mom saying hello. and i said, "can she pick a different sign, cause i'm going to need those to work. [ light laughter ] anyways, so we proceeded we then got into a big argument, my mom and i she like worked really hard on that sign, and she's really upset. you know, so like it's never enough for me. and then the waiter came over, and he was like, "oh is everything okay? and i was like, "oh, i'm just arguing with me mom. and he was like, "oh, i didn't realize this was your mom. and i was like, "oh no, she's dead." [ laughter ] anyways, so we haven't been back to that restaurant in a a while. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no, you can't
go back to that. alright, good. this, "the tale of magic," this is, i want to say, is it your 15th book >> 15th, yeah. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable dude >> jimmy: that is amazing. [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> jimmy: amazing job. >> thank you >> jimmy: it's a great book on on the bestseller list, you're making it into a movie are you now more recognized as chris colfer the author or chris colfer the actor >> it really just depends on where i'm at like, if i'm near a high school, it's definitely, i'm the guy from "glee," but if it's an elementary school, then i'm definitely the author of "the land of stories." but i'm actually, i'm having a a hard time, i wish i could brag about it a little bit, because people especially in los angeles, the city that never reads, they -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause oh, no i'm going to hear about that one. they always kind of assume that if you've been on tv before, and you're not any more that you're either dead, or you're going through a really hard time
and i remember this one time i was at a party, and this lady, she was famous i'm not going to say who it was. she came up to me, and she was like, "oh, what are you up to now? and i was like, "oh, i'm an author." and she goes, "oh, well that's okay." [ laughter ] and i was like, "no, no, they're really popular." and she's like, "i bet they are. [ laughter ] and i was like, "no, they're an international best selling series." and she's like, "that's right honey, chins up. [ laughter ] so yeah. >> jimmy: and really, you're like, "no, actually i'm happy. >> i'm happy >> jimmy: these are doing really well. they're making them into movies >> i'm doing good. i'm doing good [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: 15 books [ cheers and applause this one, you said is the toughest to write? >> it was, it was. >> jimmy: "a tale of magic?" why is this one tough. >> this book, it was so different from anything else i've ever written, because literally everything is an allegory about something i've experienced, or something that really frustrates me
and two of the main themes are prejudice and depression and there's just something about breaking those two things down into a language that a child would understand that you just -- you see how pointless it is. and it would just infuriate me so much, i would have to get up from my desk a few times, and walk away. >> jimmy: and you just came from a book signing, i know they packed the place. do your fans ever ask for some weird things, like, "hey, can you take a weird photo or sign something odd or --" >> well, nothing has ever -- as of now, nothing has ever beaten this one time when a woman plopped her baby down on the table, and asked me to sign it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sign the baby? >> sign the baby yeah, yeah ke -- he looked back at his mom, andke [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah [ applause ] you don't sign your babies >> don't sign babies
>> no, i want to read, if you don't mind, the dedication that you put in this book cause i really loved it. it said, "to all the brave people who dared to be themselves during a time that didn't accept them thanks to you, i get to be me. i thought that was really cool >> thank you yeah, thank you. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: why did you choose that dedication for this book? >> you know, i'm so fortunate because i live in this country in this century. where if i had been born somewhere else, even now if i had been born somewhere else, i could be tossed off a roof, or stoned to death simply for existing but because i live here, and i live now, i get to be an award becnnse of thousands and thousands of very, veryve not for them, but so someone like me could do that one day. so, yeah, this book is for them [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's really cool chris colfer, everybody. [ cheers and applause "a tale of magic" is available now. we'll be right back with a a performance from the cast of
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[ cheers and applause >> and bill. thank you so very much, jimmy. we are, in fact, "freestyle love supreme. >> 'preme, 'preme. >> 'preme, 'preme, 'preme. >> and we need your help because our show is completely made up. w >> it is all improvised. without you we can't do it and we, of course, are called "freestyle love supreme. >> 'preme, 'preme, 'preme. >> but we don't love everything it's pretty hard to love everything nowadays, am i right? >> the world's on fire >> hi-oh so why don't we talk about some things maybe you don't love. maybe you don't even like them dare i say might dislike them? what are some things you are disliking right now? >> tomatoes. >> tomatoes. >> mayonnaise. >> mayonnaise. what else? >> bunions >> bunions all right. [ laughter ] well done. yeah >> college >> college nice >> open seating in offices >> open seating in offices >> open seating in offices >> they're great
>> bunions >> bunions >> college >> college we have all three of our suggestions. on the far side of stage we have - >> college >> in the middle we have - >> open seating offices. and on the right we have - >> bunions [ laughter and applause >> without further ado, these are a few of your least favorite things. ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ ♪ yeah i'm indian parents vote ph.ds so they really tried to educate me ♪ ♪ went to a college got knowledge in my neck but now i'm in debt debt mother f-ing debt ♪ ♪ why the f can't i pay any of my bills on time ♪ ♪ and now every single nigh all i'm eating is that ramen ♪ ♪ and i don't even know wha
i'm doing on october 'cause i wipe my booty with my college diploma ♪ ♪ first day of work and i'm feeling so great grateful for havin a job on my plate ♪ ♪ walk into the offic and it's not that i'm bitter but everyone can see m every time i check twitter ♪ ♪ yo open plan seatin is not the mood ♪ ♪ i'm try to do some work i don't have any daylight to proof ♪ ♪ and yo i'm trying to do a little extracurricular activity ♪ ♪ but this doing damage to my long-term proclivity ♪ ♪ swiping on tinder just me this guy from the looks of his picture he's looking real fly ♪ ♪ we go to the spot to get something to ea and then i take quic glance at his feet ♪ ♪ oh wo while i'm selling onions this dude has eigh nine ten eleven bunions ♪ ♪ get outta her
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♪ i'm not trying to be judg i'm just trying go to work ♪ ♪ will you leave me alone well leave me alon because i am just going berserk ♪ ♪ this guy really think this date is going the bes what in the ceelo gree the hell is this mess ♪ [ cheers and applause >> but seriously, don't be one of those late huggers coming to see me at the office on wednesday. >> 'preme, 'preme, 'preme, 'preme, 'preme, 'preme, 'preme wow! you can catch "freestyle love supreme" now at the booth theatre. for tickets, go to freestylelovesupreme.com yeah, you get a standing "o," why not? that's well deserved that's great >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: we'll be right back, everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to chris colfer, lin-manuel miranda, the cast of "freestyle love supreme! [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow bye-bye, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
[ cheers and alause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause let's gete news sources confirmed yesterday that secretary of state mike pompeo was on president trump's controversial phone call with the president of ukraine said trump, "oh, is that who kept yellinghu