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comedy "blk-ish," anthony derson is in the house tonight. [ cheers ] she's the ar othe w lm "jack of the r hrts." famke janssen is ithe house tohight. [ cheers ] also we have music -- you're goa recognize her from sitting in oitar witthe 8g bd. tonight, she's hertoerform for . elear friedberger is here. she'got a great new album. i n't wait for tt. but beforee getoll tt busine, republan ont-ruer dald trump has open up a new ne of atta in the goprimary over e cy opresident gege w. bu, specicly as it reles to e iraq war and 9/. r mo on is, it's timfor "a closelook [ cheers and applause ] >> set so for yes 's been taken an article th among publanth george w. sh kus s after 9/11 and tt despite bush's mistas iraq,he chaos th'saken hold there nce 2008 is actually preside obams fault.
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[ booing ] holonlet meinis >>eth: that'right. after nths of p making racist comments at republican debates, he finallgot booed for sang george w. buswas president 9/11. you can't do that a republican debat that's one of those ings, everyone knows is true, t one is aowed to y out loud. like h you'rnot allod to say th wn your hotsin was stng abrd she wa actulyaving by[ laht ] but yesterday jerespded to trump's tacks with a slam of his own. >> some of the dialogue back and forth made me woer. cled my eyes and ihought itasiceloore on the age. >> seth: "also when i osed my eyesretend i wasn't nng r presidanore. [ light laughter ] i s back home in florida where none ever twts mean things out me and hur my feelgs." [ light laughter ] but trumwas not backing down. and in press conference on monday he we even harder a george w. bush, lambasting him for his manament of the iraq r. >> shouldn't have been there, ouldn't have gotten out the way we got out. but if the president went to t beach, we wod haveeen tter off,elve me. saddam hussein was aad guy.
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[ rs andpplause ] seth: welcome back, ybody. give it up e 8g . [ chee applae ]al bk s rutonit, fred armin is in th hous ank you r beinre, fred. >> fre you. [ chrs and applause ] >> seth: you check out fred, "portlandia" seasix is airing right now on ifc and he's also very funny in the movie "zoolaer 2." always such a pleasureo have
not ju because he's my friend, but so we talk backstage a one my complaints about television right now, tre's too much good tv. there are too many shows. i can't keep up. fred on thother hand tells me evy day at he doesot have that proem because he watches every le shoon tevio [ laug ? >> fd: it's ve true. >> seth: oy. that means it'time oe agai for fredrmen's extmely acra trep. eers a [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: okay. so thiis tprove you kn ery show on levision, fred. i'm a giveou the title o a show aou're gonna tell me what it's about. all ght? >> f oka >>eth: okay, "colony" on u fred: oh,colony this is aeally -- ia really fun sho >> seth: oy. >> fre it's like a crazy, craz-- it's this comedy. >> sh: okay. i th froit a rlly nny show. >> fred:t's really- real, funny. it's so fuy. itust ke sh: okay. >> fred: i mean, havyou seen it? >>eth:o. fred: oh, tre's lot of inside jokes. a lot of inside jokes have -- seth: f people whve sn other episodes? fred:ell,rom e book the colony boo
coc, you kw? did you ever read "colon" >> seth: wha no. again, i c't ss enough, i don'knownything out "cony." >> fred: oh, so it's rea funny. and sohe characters there -- there just -- le it'srazy. so there -- [ laughter ] yoow frofroo ere'big miy. >> seth: froo-froobig mikey. >> fred: don. the wizard twins. laer dr. clenon. 's so y and th're just ke, theyust n ar. i an, it's lot of inside jokes. they'rlike the's -- they have these raisins andhey're throwiaisins. you woul't underd the ke. ghlaughter ] you don't get it but, they throw the raiss arnd a l finally,hey sort of ke, th doctor comes out and he', you guys havto sp wastg raisin oo anthe joke is, well we'rnoeahe [ lauger ] you have to read the comic book.th's all i have to say. >> sh: so, basally there's no point in watching the sw if yohavet readll the comic books leading up to it? >> fou shod readhe c books. seth: okay, how my coc
fred: oh,s been arod since . [ laug ] , what it ?what'sber? --'t, 50? ? es anyone ow [ laer ] >> seth: are you asking the audien? >> fred: yeah, yeah. no one? >> seth: all rhtred, i'm sorry to do this, but i'm gonna readhe description according to tv guide for "colony." >> fred: okay. >> set s in the future, myerious totitarian governnt has seized control of la and imprisoned cize within giant metallic walls. >>red:o nn sony. ah [ lahter ] >> seth: it do- it ds go on to say that the cizens' names e froo- froo, big mikey -- >> fred: yeah.>> s don, and dr. mcendon. [ lahter ] >> fred: good. good. >> seth: thank you so much, everybody. ve it up for fre >> fred: thank you. thank yo [ cheers and applause ] seth: now, m t sure if yoguys are familiar withhese dog shaming websites. the way works is people take a cte of their dog looking guilty next to a little sign th says what the dog did. here's an example. i ke to hide tens lls arou t house.pretty ce. right? here's another one eat my daddy's wooden furniture. adorable. these are all minor offenses after arching on the inter
dogs that have done much, much worse things. 'd like to show them to yo now in a segnt wll "ereme dog shang [ cheers a applause ] >> seth: extreme, indeed. so let's take a look at our first dog. this guy's adorable. can't imaghe'd do ytng too i wn waiter drops the shes. [ lahter the worst. everybody hates th. bad do who do we haveext?awe, he etty cute. i wain charge of adele's audio at the grammys. [ laughter ] yogoa double-check tha it's, like the most important. o do we have next? oh, i like this guy. i'a bartender, but i insist on being called a mixolis [ laughter ] bad dog. get over yourself. bad dog. who do we have next? what an adorle little pupper i don't think the oscars are white enough. [ laughter ]
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>> yeah.>> seth: i thi rightlly . >> lite bi >> seth: b you're also concerned abouover course corrections going into next year as well? >> ion't want the oscars to start giving awards out guilt for what they did this year an last year, know? i would hate to see, you know, best fms made by tyl perry, "madea tck-or-treats in compton." [ laughter ] >> seth: right. >> you know,e don't want that to win nt be stuff >> seth: that uldn't fix the problem. >> that uldn't fix it, no. nor do we want to give kevin hart in lieu of an oscar, you kn, beusthey are the sa size. [ laughter ] they are theame size >> seth:hat's actual ze. >>eah. [ applse >> setow i wt to talk about "black-i,"hich is ch fatic show d as we n see from the clip, one of the things you guys dis u addresal iss you , rlier in seas -- your ssoiere, year was abuse n-word. >>es. >> s a then s, the clyou , actually funny ipbout polic brality, which isn't necessarily -- or of course, noall fuy issue.
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makeouchdren upset? >> aot -- a lot of the first season was takinfrom mfe and the crtor ofur show, my my partner, miss kenya barris. 'soosely -- i shoun't say loosely. is based on our relatnship with our family anr children and our wive i had to cp one episode aboumyon it was t s talk episode when my son was caught masturting by his mother. >> seth: on the show? >> on the show. and you ow, a lot of people know tt thshow iout our family and my ildr. eyay like, "ah, myon's name is nate. that's cold-bld, nate. youramcaught you." [ laughter ] so, i had to comout and publically say, "that wanot a particular incident in the hoehol that was auay mes ild being caht bmy mother, masturbang." >>eth: oh, no. [ laughter ] >>ea but -- >> sh: was that artic? >> it was cathartic. i d to put it out there d put itff on my son. soi'm pointinghis up again. that wasot mson who did, it wame. >>h: iyou to give yo a chanceo clear something se up because you were aw & order," a show that i stilwatch nstantly
>> seth: always wonderful to see you ont, andor years, u -- you blamed your co-star for something -- know wheryore going wi sh: plee te the story beuse s. epatha merkerson, st a fantastic actress. >> yes, okay. so everybo at mend in the audien, it was epatha merkers, myself, and jeremy sisco in a sce. and i n't know what had fo lunch that day, but had the bubble guts. [ laughter ] and i was hoing it in and is tirecene, it was like a five-mute scene, and i held it in. and as i left the room, i le something inhe rm. [ ht ] >> seth: y. ig set a bn ere. >> aery siscwas coming ino do his part of thene. th was all on camera, and you could see [ laught ] s. epatha merkerson -- just see and it srtedo just burn! [ laughter ] d she was, like, "wait mi! wait a mute! cut! which one ofou all mother [leep ] farted?" [ laughter ]
moer bleep ] d this!" so, s. eso, s. ea merkson, remy cisco, i would like to apizto you both. one, epatha, for letting tt go inhecene. and jeremy, for allowi you take the bme f tt. [ lahter ] so -- seth: he was a stand- partner. >> he waa stand-up partner he did notnitc he did not snitch, b he couldn't -- he didn'ow it was me.we had other cameramen around. could have been aameraman. et that's ue. u don't nna blame the crort. >> nouon't wanlame the crew. so nobody anythg, b i was me. [ laught >> sh:ou're a big man dog at. at's very ki of you. give it up for anthony anderson, everybody. [ eersnd applause ] "black-ishai wneay nights on ab
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