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need to start your day. we will see you. have a good night city, it's stephen colbert! er ( band playing )
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>> stephen: hey! how are you? ( cheers and applause ) there you go. well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the "late show." i'm stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) we're going on vacation next week, so we won't be able to talk about what's going on in the country. hopefully, there will be still be one when we get back. ( laughter ) but robert mueller could drop at any time -- that's what they're saying -- some time soon, it's going to come out, andeth got the president spooked. so, today, he sent his congressional goon squad to attack his justice department, starting with assistant attorney general and "dad just checking in to see what you girls are gabbin' about," rod rosenstein. rosenstein is mueller's boss, so
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ohio republican jim jordan laid into him about... something? >> mr. rosenstein, did you threaten staffers on the house intelligent committee? media reports indicate you did. >> media reports are mistaken. >> sometimes, but this is what they said: "having the nation's number one law enforcement officer threaten to subpoena your calls and emails is downright chilling." did you threaten to subpoena their calls and emails? >> no, sir, and there's no way to subpoena phone calls. >> well, i mean, i'm just saying... ( laughter ) >> stephen: bravo! ( cheers and applause ) boom! zingbots! he got laughs! take it from me, it is hard to get a laugh during congressional testimony. it's a tough roo butelayingnto rosenstein, congressman jordan wanted to make sure there were no hard feelings. >> i appreciate your service. it's not personal. >> stephen: see, it's not
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personal. "thank you, congressman. this is the kind of civility wherein..." >> now, who are we supposed to believe? staff members who we've worked with who have never misled us, or you guys who we've caught hiding information from us, tell a witness not to answer our questions? who are we supposed to believe? >> thank you for making it clear it's not personal, mr. jordan. ( laughter ) >> stephen: ya burnt. ( laughter ) ( piano riff ) and this was after they'd already unleashed "south carolina republican and backwoods anderson cooper," trey gowdy, to demand an end to the investigation. >> if you have evidence of wrongdoing by any member of the trump campaign, present it to the damn grand jury. (flash) whatever you got, finish it the hell up. >> stephen: congressman gowdy, i just have one thing to say to you: i completely agree. please give us what you've got on trump! quick!
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( cheers and applause ) we've got maybe two weeks before he appoints supreme court justice, my pillow guy! ( laughter ) ( piano riff ) it's a comfortable pillow. it's a good pillow. ( laughter ) obviously, with the looming shadow of the mueller investigation, trump has to completely distance himself from anything russian. so, today, the white house announced that he'll be meeting with vladimir putin july 16. makes sense. it is time for trump's annual employee review. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) right? it's time. it's time. >> jon: it's time right now. >> stephen: the meeting was set up by national security advisor and "man smelling his own moustache," john bolton, and bolton defended the summit in the strongest terms. >> the fact is that it's important for the leaders of these two countries to meet. i'd like to hear someone say that's a bad idea. >> stephen: bad idea!
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( laughter ) you're welcome. i guess we aim to please. ( cheers and applause ) you can tell that the mueller investigation is on trump's mind because this morning he tweeted: "russia continues to say they had nothing to do with meddling in our election!" of course they say that because they did it! ( laughter ) ( as trump ) "you know, my penis continues to insist he did not have sex with stormy daniels, and i trust him. i looked him right in the eye and gave him a very firm handshake." ( laughter ) ( piano riff ) very firm. very firm. very firm. even just bringing it up, he got red in the face. ( laughter ) of course, everyone's still talking about the retirement of supreme court justice anthony kennedy, and last night in a
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rally in north dakota, trump told us what he's looking for in a candidate: >> we have to pick a great one. we have to pick one that's going to be there for 40 years, 45 years. >> stephen: 45 years? that's it. i'm going back to cheeseburgers and cigarettes. ( laughter ) ( piano riff ) ( cheers and applause ) ( laughter ) >> stephen: that's not as enjoyable as it looks. i shouldn't smoke. i'm lactose intolerant. ( laughter ) umexplned why ehearsal. supporters are more than the elite: >> we're smarter than they are, and they say the elite. we're the elite. you're the elite. i look at them, i say, "that's elite?
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we got more money, we got more brains, we got better houses, apartments. we got nicer boats." >> stephen: yes, if there's one thing north dakota is known for, it's great boating. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) pull my boat up to the corn palace. is the corn palace the north or the south? where's the corn palace? i don't know. then, things took really ominous turn when trump implied that america needs steel for... something? >> we need a steel industry. we were going to have no steel plants. if something ever happened, if something ever happened-- you know what i'm talking about-- and we need steel to make that something. ( laughter ) >> stephen: so, something is going to happen, and we're going to need to make something?
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( laughter ) he's definitely off the prompter because he's reading this off mad libs. ( laughter ) ( as trump, reading ) "toilet bowl is going to happen, and we are going to have to make boogers. okay? steel. ( piano riff ) ( laughter ) almost 18 hours, trump was jonesing for another rally, so he "air force one'd" it to wisconsin to the opening of a new foxconn plant and praised their chairman, terry go. >> you know, he's going to make robotics here. they're doing many other things including full television sets. >> stephen: great! i am sick of those television sets where you have to buy little pieces of the screen one at a time. the upper left-hand corner of "westworld" is making no sense. ( laughter ) and in his speech about the future of manufacturing, trump stayed laser-focused on two years ago. >> you know, i just realized the other day they told me, when we won the state of wisconsin, it
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hadn't been won by a republican since dwight d. eisenhower in 1952. did you know that? >> stephen: i did not know that because that is not true. ( laughter ) i did not -- i didn't know. that's on me. i didn't know. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: didn't know it. it's not true. >> stephen: both richard nixon and ronald reagan each won wisconsin twice. and you know who else has won since eisenhower in 1952? eisenhower in 1956! ( laughter ) he's full of these fun facts. trump is like a snapple cap, but that ain't lemonade in there. ( laughter ) but you know what? ( piano riff ) there might be a lot of bad news out there. but we need to focus on those making this a better world-- specifically, a police dog in madrid named poncho who learned c.p.r. there's the officer, pretending to pass out.
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he's lying there in distress and -- porcho to the rescue! there he is, giving him chest compressions. then, he checks for a pulse, then more chest compressions! checks for a pulse, checks for a pulse. more compressions! more compressions! you can do it, poncho! and more and more -- and he's alive! i was worried. ( applause ) you know, poncho's thinking: "don't you die on me, dammit! you're only seven dog months away from retirement!" ( laughter ) now, it's not clear if poncho's c.p.r. technique is effective, what it says or the prompter, i'm pretty sure it's not, my writers have more faith in poncho than i do,
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but it certainly worked better than the short-lived cat heimlich maneuver program. ( laughter ) "meow, i think i hear someone dying. this should be interesting." ( laughter ) we've got a great show for you tonight. michael moore is here. but when we return, i'll be joined by a surprise guest. stick around! ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) it's not our everyday sale at kohl's! hundreds of epic deals no coupons needed! kids' tops and bottoms - $7.00! junior's swim separates - $14.99 save on bath towels and pillows! stock up, save big and get kohl's cash! epic deals storewide - kohl's cash for you! kohl's.
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( cheers and applause ) ( band >> stephen: jon batiste and "stay human," everybody! right over there! give it up for the band! ( cheers and applause ) oh, my gosh.
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>> jon: yeah! >> stephen: jon, everybody, as i was talking to you before, as i said when i was standing over there, uh, donald trump, today, just totally trumped it up. he was trumping it trumply. he trumped the hell out of it. ( laughter ) and you know, i don't -- i -- >> you okay, buddy? ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: oh! hi, jon! ( cheers and applause ) nice to see you, man! >> jon: good to see you! ( cheers and applause )
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>> my buddy seemed sad. phen: evday you' got the new things that trump does, and it just -- you know, it wears you down. >> i don't know what you're talking about, but, you know what? why don't you relax at my place and me take this a little bit. let me talk to trump. >> i'd be happy to. oh my god, you reshingled the pool house? a croquet pavilion! i know where i'm going on vacation! >> all right, i'm rolling deep, baby! which camera's the one that goes to the president? three, two, one, boom! ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff )hello, don ( laughter ) it's me, the guy you made sure everyone knew was jewish. on twitter. ( laughter ) i know you're upset about all the criticism you've been taking in the fake news and the fake late night shows.
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it's just, we're still having a little trouble adjusting to your presidency as it goes into its 500th year. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) everything's off its axis. it's a little unusual. apparently, putin and kim jong un are noble, intelligent role models, and canada's a giant ( bleep ). that's hard to get used to. you're redoing the post-war alliances, only this time we're with the axis powers. but if there's one hallmark to your presidency i find most difficult, it's that, no matter what you do, it always comes with an extra layer of gleeful cruelty. and dickishness. ( cheers and applause )
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it's not just that you don't want people taking a knee, it's that they're sons of bitches if they do. it's not just denying women who accuse you of sexual assault, it's saying they were too ugly anyway. you can't just be against the media, they're the enemy of the people. it's not even partisan. anyone in the republican party dare speak against you, they also must be humiliated, even if they have a terminal disease. which brings us to immigration. boy, you ( bleep ) that up! ( cheers and applause ) sorry. ( laughter ) the seminal example of the trump doctrine, its goal best expressed by governor arnold schwarzenegger. >> to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women! ( laughter ) >> yes, you only seem happy if you hear the lamentations of the
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women. you could have absolutely made a more stringent border policy that would have made your point about enforcement, but i guess it wouldn't have felt right without a dickensian level of villainy. you casually separated people seeking asylum from their children. babies. it made me realize something. you may be orange, you may like hamburgers, you may be a clown, but you are no ronald mcdonald. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) i'm sorry! i hat to say it! it's true! you're a businessman. let's negotiate. for an end to this gratuitous dickishness, what can we give you? you dig the dictator thing. how about a giant building with gold toilets and your name on it? in giant letters that -- ( whispering ) that's where he lived?!
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( laughter ) all right, how about we give you a whole news network that spends 24 hours a day praising everything you do? ( whispering ) >> named for a small animal? ( laughter ) damn it! okay, let's go full-on arch-villain: how about we have a volcano destroy a large portion of the home state of your enemy barack obama? ( whispering ) he ( bleep ) destroyed hawaii?! ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) all right, this is it! clearly, we're not going to be able to negotiate or shame youie place where i draw the line: i won't allow you and your sycophants to turn your cruelty into virtue. >> the president is a fighter. >> he's tough, a fighter and a strong leader who loves th
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>> he's a very compassionate human being. >> donald trump is the exact right leader we need at this frightening time to make sure that america still leads. >> donald trump is not a racist. >> he talks like a guy from queens. >> donald trump talks like the majority of the american people talk. >> the majority of the people aren't ( bleep ). ( cheers and applause ) he doesn't talk like the majority of the american people. he talks more like a gerrymandered minority that shrewdly played the electoral college. ( applause ) you know, as lincoln once said "i am the least racist person you've ever met. the blacks, they love me." ( laughter ) sorry, that was you. ( laughter ) what lincoln said in his cooper union speech was to point out the one thing southern slaveholders really wanted from the free states: "this, and this
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only: cease to call slavery wrong, and join them in calling it right." it was on this point that lincoln said the union could not bend. and what donald trump wants is for us to stop calling his cruelty and fear and divisiveness wrong but to join him in calling it right. and this we cannot do. ( cheers and applause ) and by not yielding, we will prevail. and i say, by not yielding, we will prevail! ( cheers and applause ) unless, of course, the democratic leadership continues to be a bunch of feckless... >> stephen: jon stewart, everybody! we'll be right back with michael moore. ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing )
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( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: welcome back to "the late show"! ladies and gentlemen, my first guest is an oscar-winning documentarian you know from "roger & me," "bowling for columbine" and "fahrenheit 9/11." please welcome, michael moore! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> wow! >> stephen: welcome back. thank you. >> stephen: how have you been, michael moore? >> well, what can i say? it's a great time to be an american. ( laughter ) >> stephen: it is a great time to be an american because we're the ones who are responsible for this and we've got the do something. >> and we are going to do something, and it's time we have
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to sort of prove our metal here. look, we're in deep, deep trouble here. >> stephen: you have a new film about the trouble that we're in. what's the name of the film? >> i'm finishing the film right now. >> stephen: okay. it will be out september 21. ( cheers and applause ) thank you. and it's called "fahrenheit 11/9", the night he was announced as president of the united states. >> stephen: are there any surprises in this? i mean, what are you covering? because "fharenheit 9/11" certainly was about what we knew in the leadup, what the bush administration's response was, the push toward war. what is this about? >> this is about how the hell we got in this situation and how we're going to get out of it. >> stephen: politically or do you deal with collusion or can you tell us anything about it? >> i can't reveal too much right now. we're in the final edit of the
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film. >> stephen: you have a clip here, though. >> yes. you're going to see things you have not seen, how about i just put it that way. >> stephen: okay. i brought just a small piece of footage from the edit room, which actually is across the street. >> stephen: really? ( laughter ) >> yeah. >> stephen: okay. can we roll that? >> stephen: do you want to tell us about what snts. >> i think it will be self-explanatory. >> stephen: okay, jim, hit it. ♪ >> hey. michael moore. >> how are you, sir? we're just in the area shooting my next film. >> okay. thought i would check out the southern white house. secret service se?t me down here. i want to go up and talk to donald trump. can i ask, tell him it's me. >> i know, i know. ( siren ) >> stephen: did they not let you in? >> i was in there for a total of
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11 and a half minutes. >> stephen: did they forcibly toss you out? >> no, they're not able to do that with me. ( laughter ) >> stephen: michael moore, were you civil? >> i was as civil as any eagle scout catholic altar boy could be when confronted with the devil. >> stephen: you've got to give the devil his due, benefit of law. ( applause ) what do you make of uncivility. >> the calls coming from the uncivil saying democrats were so wimpy and weak, no, it's okay, we'll take half to have universal healthcare, we don't need the whole thing, that's how our side sounds, we're
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constantly giving in. a few people want to stand up and say i've had enough, that's it. we don't have to be violent, we have to remain unviolent, but if the worst that happens in the trump administration that they don't get to have a chicken dinner, i mean, in virginia, i don't know -- seriously, if it were just we had these differences, i don't think it's right to throw sarah sanders out of the restaurant if i disagree with her politically, if i see her come into my movie i'm not going to say you can't see my movie, but that's not what's going on now. we're not talking about political differences. we're talking about thousands of children being kidnapped and put in jails. and i don't know if you saw the show headline tonight but they ruled toddlers must appear in the immigration courts alone, they cannot have an advocate or lawyer or anybody with them. they could bring in the
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3-year-old, 4-year-old and 5-year-old and have to stand thisinni and nhoeet. are, is it?! no! >> stephen: what is on the other side of this? we have a gerrymandered congress and therefore you end up with a gerrymandered supreme court. what is the end game here? because you don't want to end this in violence or any sort of revolutionary confrontation, you want a political change at the end of this. do you have any hope for that? because you have to hold out hope for that. you can't actually -- >> i couldn't come on this show here if i didn't have hope. let me ask you -- ( applause ) -- a personal question. is that okay? >> stephen: we'll find out. i just want to ask you a personal question if it's okay. when you read the paper every day or you watch the news, do you ever cry? i mean, do you ever tear up? does this ever happen to you these days?
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>> stephen: sure, of course. right, happens to me now every day. >> stephen: it will happen as soon as this show is over and i find out more about the shooting in in annapolis, i'm sure it will happen again. >> that has become the normal. >> stephen: yes. when we made "bowling for columbine," it hadn't happened before and we made the film hoping it wouldn't happen anymore. in despair in making the movies i'm wondering when are people going to get off the couch and rise up. the end game, sadly, trump is not going to leave, he plans to be reelected, he loves the term "president for life." the only way that we're going to stop this is eventually we're all going to have to put our bodies on the line. you're going to have to be willing to do this. when i see those children down in brownsville i don't see them as somebody else's children, i see them as my children. these are my children.
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( applause ) >> stephen: you said you despair. >> i despair. >> stephen: but despair is for those who see all ends and we don't know. >> and i do know if people rise up, because what would you do each of you in the audience, if they snatched your child from you and -- how would you respond to that? that's how we all have to start responding. and you speak of christianity, this so-called christian country, the majority christian country, if we start acting the way we were taught in catholic school or bible school, whenever you went, we will have a better country, but not until then. and i keep doing this, stephen, because i think there is a chance, but i don't want to hold out false hope anymore. let me just end with this positive note that i believe that -- i know, in fact, the facts. if i can call you "we "-- . >> stephen: we'll see, depends on what you say. iinto be new
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supreme court so we may not be able to be a "we." >> stephen: all right. i'm just saying, the majority of americans are very liberal. they take the liberal position on most issues. they believe women should be paid same as men, they believe there is climate change, but down the list they don't believe people should be thrown in jail for smoking marijuana, down the list, the majority of americans are liberal and we the democrats have won the presidency, popular vote in six of the last seven presidential elections, the republicans have only won once since 1988, in 2004, with bush, that's the only time they've won the popular vote! the country we live in doesn't want the republicans in the white house! they don't want them running this country! we're the majority! and i don't know, on that >> stephen: electoral college. oft,ra >> stephen: "fahrenheit 11/9" is in theaters september 21. michael moore, everybody! we'll be right back with eric andre and derrick beckles. ( cheers and applause ) andre and derrick beckles. ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing )
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( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: hey, everybody! welcome back to "the late show"! ladies and gentlemen, my next guests created "the eric andre show" and "hot package" on adult swim. their new show is "mostly 4 millennials." please welcome eric andre and derrick beckles!
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( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> too much? >> stephen: not enough. too much? >> stephen: not enough. one more time! ♪ ♪ >> stephen: eric, good to see you again. derrick, good to meet you the first time. >> thank you, it's an honor. >> stephen: pleasure to have you. >> we thought we would come out nd take that bar and go,
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on. >> stephen: i will not be called smart by eric andre. ( laughter ) i've never met you before. how di did you two get together? >> he writes on "the eric andre show." he's the funniest writer. >> stephen: do the other writesser know this? >> all our writers are special. we're in negotiations for the smartest writer. >> stephen: you got funniest. yeah. >> stephen: you have a new show together called "mostly 4 millennials." >> yes. >> stephen: what happens? it's basically, like, trl or one of these, like, teen shows but we pander to millennials. >> stephen: you pander to millennials? >> yeah. >> stephen: are you two millennials? >> yeah, everybody is a millen millennial. >> congratulations! look under your seats, everyone. >> yeah, you're millennial, why not? >> stephen: because i'm 54. ( laughter )
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that would be one reason why. i'm the last year of the baby boomers. >> yeah. >> stephen: i'm at war with myself because baby boomers are always blaming millennials for things. how old are you? >> 21. ( laughter ) 69. am i right? >> yeah! we just buried the bar. >> stephen: we have a clip of one of your field shoots. roll the clip! >> the earth, you ever heard of it?! save it! >> you piece of ( bleep ). tell the ( bleep ) truth. ( bleep ). ( bleep ). >> you ( bleep )! that's not what it's about! you ( bleep )! ( siren )
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>> you guys probably could have not done this. >> stephen: you guys could have not dope that. ( laughter ) this is an important question and i want you to be honest. you really did that in public and people didn't know what was going on. >> correct. >> stephen: and were those real cops who showed up in. >> they were 100% bona fide you know you shouldn't have done this you're under arrest police. >> stephen: and were you arrested? >> yes. i was arrested. our producer was arrested. >> stephen: were you arrested? no, i was nowhere to be found. i was miles away. >> he had the sense to not be there at all. >> stephen: so did you go to jail? >> well, our producer went to jail, and -- >> stephen: that's what producers are for. >> yeah. ( laughter ) >> arrest that man! yeah. >> stephen: how did you not go to jail? you were the one in the fight. >> well, they put handcuffs on me and started to explain to me
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i was under arrest. then the producer came out and started to explain we're doing a hidden camera thing and the cops didn't quite enjoy that explanation. they were just, like, well now we're, like, on cop bloopers? what the hell are you making us do? and then as they were being discombob yobob you lated with e talking, they slowly undid my handcuffs and the security guard came out and said, just walk away, brother, just walk away -- ( laughter ) >> so i'm on the lam, daddyo millennial time! >> stephen: so nice to meet you! nice to see you! their new show premieres this sunday on adult swim. eric andre and derrick beckles, everybody! we'll be right back with everybody! we'll be right back with alexandria ocasio-cortez.
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( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: hey, everybody! welcome back!
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folks, my next guest shocked the democratic party with her primary victory on tuesday night. she's now on track to become the youngest congresswoman in history. please welcome, alexandria ocasio-cortez! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: welcome to the show. i want to confess that i did not know your name on monday. >> most people didn't. >> stephen: but what is it like for you? because this is your first election. >> yeah. >> stephen: you unseated a ten-term congressman, crowley, who many people had thrown out his name as the possible heir apparent for nanc nancy pelosi. three weeks before the election behind him and you won by 15ts
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points. ( cheers and applause ) that's a 51 -- >> yeah. >> stephen: obviously, you're a very capable, intelligent person. why do you think you were able to swing 51 points in three weeks and unseat this man who had been there 20 years? >> i think the first thing to kind of mention is i don't think polling is always right. >> stephen: we learned that in 2016. >> polling -- here's the big thing, polling -- people try to identify who's the most likely person to turn out, and what we did is we changed who turns out, and that changes the whole election ( applause ) >> stephen: well, who doesn't turn out, especially for democratic primaries, and who turned out fo for you? who are your constituents? >> well, i tell you one thing, we were about eight minutes till the polls were closing and i was in my home neighborhood in the
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bronx, and these two young, teenage looking kids came up to me aai you! and i was, like, how old are you? they were, like, 19. i was, like, 19 years old voting in an off-year midterm primary election? ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: what is going through your head? i'll show you this clip here. we have a clip of the moment you found out you won. we don't have the sound on this. there you are. what's happening? what's going through your mind at that moment? >> it was so crazy because i had not checked any of the polls. in the car on the way to this party to the watch party, it was like an old bill yards hall to the bronx. i hadn't checked any of the polls in my phone and we get out and i go, oh, my god, outside,
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because po lnio the watch party and, like, nobody was there. it was our volunteers and organizers and supporters. >> stephen: if you see supporters running toward you, it could be very good or very bad. ( laughter ) >> exactly. i'm racing the reporters into the bill yards hall. i run inside, run in to the tv set, i look up, i see the margin and the amount of precincts reporting and that's how i found out we won the election right there in that moment. >> stephen: now, you have a good shot because as majority democratic district, so there's a good shot you will go to congress, while not guaranteed. you said because you were in hospitality, you might be able to get people to be on board with your agenda. what is your agenda, because you describe yourself as a democratic socialist, and that's not an easy term for a lot of americans. what does socialist mean for you? >> for me, democratic socialism
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is about really the value for me is that i believe that, in a modern, moral and wealthy society, no person in america should be too poor to live. ( applause ) >> stephen: seems simple. eems pretty simple. so what that means to me is health care as a human right. ( applause ) it means every child, no matter where you are born should have access to a college or trade school education if they so choose. ( applause ) i think no person should be homeless, if we can have publico to allow for people to have homes and food and lead a dignified life in the united states. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: well, those all seem like very worthy goals, you may get a little resistance from donald trump because he said in one of his tweets, he said, wow,
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big trump hater congressman joe crowley who many expected was going to take nancy pelosi's place just lost his primary election, in other words he's out, that's a big one nobody saw happening. perhaps he should have been nicer and more respectful to his president. so i ask you, alexandria ocasio-cortez -- >> yeah. >> stephen: -- are you going to be nicer to the president? >> well, you know, the president is from queens and with all due respect half of my constituency is from the queens. i don't think he knows how to deal with a girl from the bronx. >> stephen: thank you so much. alexandr
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