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[ cheers and applause ] ?? >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jude law.
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featuring ariana deboo. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 572. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ?? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! thank you! thank you very much! ?? hi, everyone! welcome! [ cheers and applause ] welcome! welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] you're here. you're watching. thank you very much. hot crowd tonight. here's what people are talking about, you guys. president obama was in greece yesterday, to meet with the
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yep, obama went to the birthplace of democracy to say, spoiler alert. [ laughter and applause ] that's right, obama began his final foreign trip in athens, greece. while back the white house joe biden held his final toga party. as vice president. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] dad's gone! ?? was like a -- are we the conga line? what are we doing? [ cheers and applause ] ?? it's like a pizza on the turntable. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: or the record, i don't know. >> steve: somebody playing the base. >> jimmy: dad's gone. we didn't do anything dad. [ light laughter ] but to mark obama's visit, greece's president made a toast in his honor. it was very nice. check out what he said.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was very interesting. isn't that nice? i think that -- i think that's the translation. >> steve: i think that. yeah, i don't speak greek. it's all greek to me. >> jimmy: i don't know, yeah. [ laughter ] between now and inauguration day, donald trump's transition team has to appoint 4,000 people. and because they need to hire so many people in such a short time, they made a special job application for anyone interested. and so right now i'm going to tell you, the best way to fill trump administration. for example, the first question is, did you vote for trump? [ laughter ] you're going to want to answer yes on that. next question is, did you hear anything trump said during the election? for that you're going to want to answer no. [ laughter ] that's a -- [ applause ] and finally, for the question, are you a u.s. citizen? you're going to want to circle, is this a trap? [ laughter and applause ] and there you go. just, just a little helpful hint and you'll be in there. don't worry about it. >> steve: little fyi.
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mike pence reportedly received their first presidential daily briefing of sensitive national intelligence. or as trump asked putin, "do you prefer email or fax?" [ laughter ] meanwhile, it's been announced that donald trump's name will be removed from the trump place apartment buildings here in manhattan. but trump's already found another place for it. take a look. it's subtle. [ laughter ] i think it's -- you barely, you barely notice it. >> steve: tasteful. tasteful. >> jimmy: "it is classy, it is beautiful, it's fantastic." upset about trump being elected than this man in iowa. he made a bet with a friend last week and things didn't turn out so well for him. check this out. >> zach colbert supports bernie sanders. but he promised to get a tattoo of donald trump on his body, if trump won the election. zach went to a tattoo artist and posted every mark live on facebook. >> i'm thinking about my life and how -- how it went wrong. and now i'm in a chair getting a trump stamp. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: he got a trump stamp. might as well get the trump tattoo now before they're mandatory. [ laughter ] trump stamp. a little celebrity gossip here. carrie fisher claims in her upcoming book that she had an affair with harrison ford on the set of "star wars." >> steve: really? [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: and jabba the hut was like, "you said you don't date co-workers." what's the deal? [ laughter ] i guess they were making wookie. [ laughter ] dad's gone! ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: han solo. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i saw that snapchat's parent company has filed paperwork to sell its stock publicly. snapchat, yeah. now comes the hard part, teaching it's parent company how to use snapchat. [ laughter ] like, "no.
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check this out, the ride sharing app "lyft" is going to debut a new color changing displays on car dashboards on new year's eve to make it easier for you to find your ride. though on new years eve most people will be lucky if we can tell the difference between a a car and a mailbox. it's like -- [ laughter ] "see you later. i think my car is here. oh, it's for you. hold on a second." listen to this. i saw that denver just approved a law that will make it the first city in the u.s. that lets people smoke marijuana in [ cheers ] which is great news for the three stoners who actually leave their homes. [ laughter ] so that would be a big deal to them. "i'm going to venture out, dude! ah!" [ light laughter ] finally, here's a crazy story coming out of california. apparently a man there was just arrested, this is real, for terrorizing residents in his neighborhood by blasting an air horn in the middle of the night. [ laughter ] this is not, i'm not, i'm not
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mugshot. look. [ laughter ] kind of looks like he might have aimed the air horn backwards. [ laughter ] oh, my goodness. can we see that guy again? forget the air horn? are we sure that he wasn't just making that noise himself? [ air horn ] we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! ?? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone! before we get started, i want to say congratulations to lorne michaels. today, he was named a recipient of the presidential medal of freedom. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: which is the -- [ cheers and applause ]
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it is the highest civilian honor that you can receive. we're all so excited for -- for him. congratulations, lorne. we love you, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] that's amazing. that's so cool. >> steve: it's like -- >> jimmy: you guys, tomorrow night, this is big here at nbc. nbc has thursday night football. >> steve: oh, yeah! >> jimmy: oh, yeah. this is gigantic. this is big. they've never had thursday night football. >> steve: nope. >> jimmy: no, no. what are they going to do with it? we've seen what other people do with it, and we go, okay. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: but nbc's never had it. let's seat >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i'm sure they'll do a great job. we love nbc sports, but this is big. big-time. yeah, and it's a good game. saints versus panthers. >> steve: love it. >> jimmy: yeah, and even, yeah. that's tomorrow. 7:30, i think. on nbc, right? >> steve: right. >> jimmy: get your chips, get your dip. >> steve: seven layer dip. >> jimmy: get your cheese nips. >> steve: yep. >> jimmy: cheese, your chip, dip and nips. >> steve: and then get dressed, and get your food. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but even if -- we're following the show
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academy award winner nicole kidman will be here! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: be sure to tune in for that. plus, we have michael shannon and miranda lambert will be joining us. it's a big show. [ cheers and applause ] then on friday, we have megyn kelly. she and i are playing a game of "box of lies." >> steve: ooh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but first, we have a a fantastic show tonight. he stars in the upcoming new hbo series, "the young pop he's fantastic, i love that dude. >> steve: love him. >> jimmy: jude law is here ladies and gentlemen! >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he knows how to do it. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: speaking of knows how to do it. from the number one new show of the season "this is us," sterling k. brown is stopping by! [ cheers and applause ] plays chris -- chris darden. and we got great new music from macklemore -- >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: featuring ariana deboo! [ cheers and applause ]
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been -- i can't get this out of my head, because i've been watching a lot of "gilmore girls." gearing up. gearing up the choo-choo train for the netflix special that's coming on, after thanksgiving, i'm like, it's four, it's four shows, it's one off. it's just, i'm freaking out. anyways, i picked my top four characters on the show besides rory and lorelai. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: of course, they were taylor, you know, the town mayor guy, whatever. >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: yeah. he just makes me laugh. luke, of course. kirk. my number one, love her. but anyway, so anyways, i talked about it last night on the show, they tweeted me today, and they said they were psyched, they were like joking around. they were -- that was cool. and it was trending. just 'cause people, they just want to know, those trending #top4, no, "gilmoregirlstop4." yeah, so anyways, that was trending. 'cause people were saying, even the actors were saying, who their favorites were. but then i thought of a more interesting thing, is this. 'cause i had the invisible
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there is no top -- top four with an invisible five. i said well, the invisible fifth is gotta be sookie, who is melissa mccarthy. she's great. pcpc then i rethought it. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: i stayed up all night, i didn't sleep. lhlh no, but i thought about my new invisible five, it's going to be amy sherman-palladino. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: yeah, no, yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: i love it. >> jimmy: she's the writer, the creator of the show, "gilmore girls." but she wrote all of them, and up to season six. going to end the show with four words. then she didn't tell, she famously said this, then she didn't come back 'til season seven. some type of contract issue. i don't know. i don't wanna get into how the sausage is made. but this is -- [ laughter ] >> steve: so you -- >> jimmy: i just sit back, i enjoy the "gilmore girls." >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: i enjoy the way it's shot, directed, written, acted. i enjoy it. i don't want to know any of the business. hollywood business behind. >> steve: nothing behind the scenes. >> jimmy: no. amy sherman-palladino, a.s.p. was not there. [ laughter ] >> steve: for season seven?
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but she had the forthwith, we were guessing, what are the four final words of "gilmore girls." the obvious ones are, "will you marry me." >> steve: right, sure. >> jimmy: too obvious. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: that's something amy, a.s.p. would never do that. >> steve: no, a.s.p wouldn't stoop so low. >> jimmy: no, i mean, it should be a hash tag a.s.p., and your favorite aspm. >> steve: what do you think the last four words would be. >> jimmy: no, any four-word sentences. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: well, i think it could be, >> steve: i drank my invisible fifth. no, that's five words. >> jimmy: no, that's five words. you only do four words. you can do an invisible fifth word. which is probably "uh." >> steve: or "the." >> jimmy: i think it's "um." >> steve: umm. >> jimmy: my invisible fifth words are, i think my words are, "i'll always be here." [ audience aws ] no, okay. [ laughter ] i think the four is, i think they might be, "i love you more." [ audience aws ] still invisible fifth word is, "um." but anyways, i can't wait to find out. i'm catching up, i've been
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with my wife going to sleep, i watch "gilmore girls" to try to catch up. i just finished season four. rory's grown up. [ laughter ] >> steve: they grow up fast, man. >> jimmy: they grow up fast, man. [ laughter ] >> steve: they grow up so fast. >> jimmy: and dean's back in the mix. and i'm team jess, obviously. >> steve: totally. >> jimmy: i don't even know what's going to go down. but anyways, i have 60 episodes i have to get into it before next thursday, or next friday. [ laughter ] >> steve: that's not that many, you can do that. >> jimmy: so right now, it's average around seven episodes a >> jimmy: i think i can do it. >> steve: what do you need sleep for? they have those studies, you don't really need sleep. >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. anyways, i'm talking about the double gs, and talking my a.s.p.'s. you know. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: guys, back in september, metallica came on our show. yeah. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] they have a new album right here, it's called "hard wired to self-destruct." it comes out on friday. well anyway, after they performed their song, they ripped the roof off this place. they stepped into "the tonight show" music room. so me and the roots grabbed some classroom instruments and
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take a look. [ cheers and applause ] ?? >> one, two, three. ?? ?? [ cheers and applause ] ?? ? say your prayers little one don't forget my son to include everyone ? ? tuck you in warm within keep you free from sin till the sandman he comes sleep with one eye open ? ? gripping your pillow tight exit light
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take my hand ? ? we're off to never never land ? [ cheers and applause ] ?? ? something's wrong shut the light heavy thoughts tonight ? ? and they aren't of snow white dreams of war dreams of liars dreams of dragon's fire ? ? and of things that will bite gripping your pillow tight ? ? exit light enter night take my hand ? ? we're off to never never land ? [ cheers and applause ] ?? ?? ? hush little baby
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? and never mind that noise you heard it's just the beasts under your bed ? ? in your closet in your head exit light enter night ? ? take my hand ? we're off to never never land ? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how fun was that? metallica! [ cheers and applause ] their new album "hard wired to self-destruct" is out this friday, november 18th. stick around, we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show," everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ?? ?? ??
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?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! it is time for "tonight show" kid letters.
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[ cheers and applause ] ?? ? tonight show kid letters kid letters tonight show ? ?? >> jimmy: now, we get letters from kids all over the world. they send us ideas, jokes, suggestions for the show. they're always great. i want to share some with you right now. these are real letters from real kids. we do not make this up. so our first kid letter comes from connor. he is 10 years old. he writes, hi, mrs. fallon. [ laughter ] oh, connor. oh, man. he says, i love your show. i'm a big fan. i'm in fifth grade. my mom says you look like peewee herman with macklemore hair. [ laughter and applause ] definitely a first -- [ laughter ] for me there. can we see what that would look like? [ laughter ] we go set -- can you go set that over my face? [ laughter ]
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[ laughter ] i'm headed downtown, cruising through the alley. ha ha! cruising through the alley. [ cheers and applause ] ?? ha ha! going downtown. [ light laughter ] thanks, connor. here's a letter from julia. she's 6 years old. she said, i am happy that your show is funny. thanks. why are you funny? [ laughter ] well, i guess i'm funny because i try to sing. [ light laughter ] and i sing because i try to be funny? my brain hurts. you're 6 years old. go to bed, julia. thank you. [ light laughter ] the next one's from cohn shacon? is that real? [ light laughter ]
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cohn shacon, sounds like a a sammy davis jr. -- cohn shacon. [ light laughter ] look at this guy. he's 10 and he says, dear little jimmy -- [ light laughter ] my name is cohn shacon. i'm in fifth grade. when i was in fourth grade, i just started watching your show. it seems interesting. [ light laughter ] p.s., ymg, yo my goodness, hey, that rhymes. hashtag pepperoni equals pizza, equals life, equals heavens of awesomeness, equals gods of coolness, equals dot dot dot, tacos. [ laughter ] give an evil look at the camera when you say tacos. tacos! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] peace out. guard up. guard down. cohn.
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guard up, guard down. cohn shacon, that's fantastic. here's the last letter here is from abigail. she's 5 years old. she said, i watch you every night. i wish i could watch you more. [ light laughter ] i wish you had it. and i wish you had a really funny beard. love, abigail. and she included a picture of me. take a look at this beard. [ laughter ] red things on the bottom. i think it's a prego that beard. i think that would be kind of fun. [ cheers and applause ] let me see the picture. can i see the picture again? this is great. thank you for the style advice, abigail! i love it. [ cheers and applause ] that's all the time we have for kid letters. thanks to all the kids who sent in letters. if you want to see yours on the show, just e-mail them to kidletters@tonightshow.com.
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?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an oscar, golden globe, and tony award-nominated actor starring in a new hbo-limited series called "the young pope," which premiers sunday, january 15th, at 9:00 p.m. please welcome the very talented jude law, everybody! ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm glad you're back. thank you. >> wow, i've got to say -- >> jimmy: thank you.
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>> jimmy: thank you. >> to be in the same room as metallica and the roots, that was -- >> jimmy: oh. >> i was just a little bit jealous. >> jimmy: i mean, that was insane, right? and james going for it. >> yeah, that was amazing. >> jimmy: and he was like -- ?? it was rightly, so, and it was like -- they're just so powerful -- >> on the kazoo. >> jimmy: thank you so much. i have a future? i have a career? >> totally. yeah. >> jimmy: buddy, thank you for coming back. >> my pleasure. >> jimmy: you know, we want you here every night of the week if we could because we do love you. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] you're fun. >> thanks. >> jimmy: you know, you're one of my favorite actors. you're in new york. do you like being here in new york when you come visit? >> i love new york. yeah. >> yeah. i'm here this time doing a a little bit of work. i'm coming back in a month or so with the kids just to hang out and hope to go see "snl" and a bit of hockey, and yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i love coming here. >> jimmy: weren't you just at the empire state building? >> oh, i had the most amazing day. so i was here, also for a gala event for a wonderful charity called "only make believe," which takes performances into hospitals for sick children and gets them involved in acting, with the idea that imagination can heal. but anyway, i was invited to
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colors of only make believe. so, yeah, i get to go along and pull the lever, and -- >> jimmy: i didn't even -- it's one of the coolest things. when is that ever going to happen in your life? >> they lit it up purple, blue, and orange. [ applause ] it was awesome. and then, they go, like, "do you want to go up to the" -- so, the observation platform is on, i think, the 86th floor, which is all the way up. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. that's the top. that's the -- >> then you can go up to the 102nd floor. the -- [ laughter ] >> and then, you climb up a a ladder -- >> jimmy: wait, wait, wait. no, no, no. >> and you go up, just under the aerial, right? the 103rd floor, where the wall, i swear, is only about that high. >> jimmy: no! i would never do this. jude! [ laughter ] >> it's so beautiful. it was beautiful. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: jude, you can't do stuff like this. >> i did. >> jimmy: no! >> what king kong can do, i can do. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you've always said that. that's one thing i remember about you, yeah. that's unbelievable. >> it was awesome. >> jimmy: i would be so scared.
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it was surprisingly quiet. isn't that weird and peaceful? it was still. it was a beautiful day, monday, so we had the most amazing view. the light was spectacular. it's kind of really surreally quiet. oh, yeah, but, yeah, new york's firing, obviously. new york. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> but, you know -- >> jimmy: you're really high up there. >> you're a long way up. >> jimmy: whew. yeah. i'm just waiting because -- >> do you know i was told that originally it didn't have an aerial arm, right? and the original idea -- it was funny. there were drawings of this, but they thought everyone would be going around in blimps. and there are that these ideas blimps on the empire state building -- [ laughter ] walk down and, like, with their luggage and go down. it's like -- [ laughter ] wow! >> jimmy: wait, that would be so great if we all lived in a a world where we all just drove blimps. [ laughter ] like, "dude, nice blimp!" "hey, dude, what's up!" >> "park it up on the" -- >> jimmy: "i'll see you in four hours! we're gonna go to the corner?" "yeah, see you there, man!" [ laughter ] "everything good?" >> yeah. >> jimmy: "that's cool!" like, drag racing blimps. [ laughter ] >> with the idea that you were gonna park on the empire state
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that's so weird. >> terrifying. >> jimmy: it was friday, yeah. >> it was great, once in a a lifetime. i'm serious. >> jimmy: well, um, i want to talk about "the young pope." >> yeah. >> jimmy: because this is a big deal. this is hbo, and i saw this came in a trailer. i think it was "game of thrones" or something i was watching -- >> mmm. >> jimmy: and it came up, i go -- [ gasps ] and i felt -- >> it's very exciting. >> jimmy: jude law. >> i'm really, really proud of it. it's a ten-hour epic, really, written and directed in its entirety by paolo sorrentina, brilliant academy award-winning italian director. i play the first american pope, the youngest pope to be elected in. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and, you know, he's controversial. no one can figure out how he got voted in because everybody was sort of saying, "well, i didn't vote for him." he plans, like, revolution. he's american. does it sound familiar? >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, it does a a little. yeah, yeah, yeah. well, a lot of people are comparing it to, maybe, like, almost, like, a
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heard. >> i know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is genius, but i love -- and it looks -- it, you know, it looks expensive to be really honest. >> it was extraordinary, you know, epic in every single way -- >> jimmy: oh, i bet. >> extraordinary costumes. we got an amazing trip around the vatican. we couldn't actually film in the vatican, but we, you know -- i didn't realize is the vatican owns -- a thir -- i think, it's like a third or two thirds of rome, so all the buildings were vatican owned. pallazos and halls and gardens. >> jimmy: wow. >> but, the lavish costumes, it was beautiful. >> jimmy: well, speaking of the costumes, i saw a lot of people were like, "oh, you have" -- i always think you have good fashion sense. and a lot of people are saying, like, "he's trying to bring back this new" -- [ light laughter ] i do. i like, i like -- you have good style. you're trying to bring back this thing called, like -- they're, like wide legged pant -- wide-legged pants, and i can get onboard maybe. >> but, i want to try to bring -- [ laughter ] hold on a minute. >> jimmy: this is, like -- it
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[ laughter ] no, no, no. i like it. i think it's cool. >> i'm not trying to bring anything back. >> jimmy: you brought sexy back. >> i was -- yeah, i'm really working hard. i'm just trying to change the world to come back to a a wide-legged pant. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but wha -- but, look. you're -- >> i'm sitting at home, planning this, you know? >> jimmy: here's "the young pope" premiere. and they got even kind of wider there, in that area. [ laughter ] like -- >> i'm just -- they're comfortable, okay? >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i kind of like the old school look. [ mumbles ] >> jimmy: no, i like it. >> i'll try to excuse myself. >> jimmy: but, t "well then, you went too far. you went too far. i don't know" -- [ laughter and applause ] >> hold on a minute. >> jimmy: had had their -- >> hold on a minute. >> jimmy: no, you be honest with me. do you have a serious disease? [ laughter ] be honest. >> i mean, it's getting worse. >> jimmy: yeah, it's getting worse. >> i'm on a carpet there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they gonna let him? whoa! "how's it hanging, dude?" yeah. [ laughter ] "pretty low, man!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy, gentleman have this problem. >> jimmy: i know. you're probably going to win an emmy for "the young pope," but you're definitely going to win
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[ laughter and applause ] ?? >> he's just doing right. it's on the red carpet. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i mean, i'm getting a shots or something there. i'm buying milk. it's not like i'm going out, planning on -- >> jimmy: it's cool, man. >> being a chap, man. >> jimmy: no, i know. you're always cool, man. >> oh, dear. >> jimmy: i ran into you once in london, and i remember when i ran into you in london, you looked super cool. we were at something, and i was -- >> what? what was i doing? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no! no, you were just cool. now, this is great. >> okay. >> jimmy: now, i'm psyched this, "the young pope." i want to show a clip. here's jude law in "the younge, take a look. ?? >> you are pope pius xiii, father and mother of the entire catholic church. >> brother cardinals, we need to go back to being prohibited, inaccessible, and mysterious. that's the only way we will
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that's the only way great love stories are born, and i don't want any more part-time believers. i want great love stories. i want fanatics for god because fanaticism is love. [ sighs ] amen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow! jude law, everybody! catch the premiere of "the young pope," sunday, january 15th, at 9:00p.m. on we'll be right back with sterling k. brown. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] ?? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, wow, wow, wow, sterling k. brown! >> yes! [ cheers and applause ] what's up, baby? >> jimmy: yes! i'm so happy you're here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm so happy for everything that's going on in your career. you're just awesome. i just -- you know, i was going nuts for you when you won the emmy. it was great. >> i appreciate it, man. it was a surreal experience. i didn't know if it was gonna happen or not. when they called my name, i almost fainted. had to remind myself to get up and walk up on stage and just say thank you. it was amazing. amazing. >> jimmy: that was cool. i mean, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and i loved it. but this is not the first time.
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we did a movie together. we were in a movie called "taxi." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: absolutely. >> you were in it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i got cut out of it. [ laughter ] i was like a mounted new york city cop who had never rode a horse before. and i almost lost the job because the casting director was like, are you sure he can ride the horse, right? and i had a horseback riding lesson, and then this thing got cut because i probably looked really strange on top of the horse. [ light laughter ] oh, lord. >> jimmy: i remember this now. there you go. [ laughter ] that was you there. that was great. i thought you were fantastic. >> it was some of your best work to date, buddy. you killed it. >> jimmy: thank you. no, i think you -- you might have dodged a bullet on that one, yeah. [ light laughter ] thank you so much. but this is not the first thing you were cut out of a film. >> no, no. the first movie i did was "brown sugar." and i got cut out of that, too.
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and i went like opening night. i was telling, "mom, i'm about to be in my first movie." and so we watched the movie. it was evident to me that i got cut out. my mother was like, "were you the brother playing basketball, like in the background?" [ laughter ] like, "oh you were good!" i'm like, "no, mama, that wasn't me." [ laughter ] that was somebody else. but i'm hoping that tonight, this collaboration, i don't get cut out of it. >> jimmy: you will not get cut out tonight. no, we're talking. [ cheers and applause ] you're here tonight. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: no problem. your phone was blowing up when you won the emmy, righ >> i turned my phone off at the emmys, because it only had like 30% battery. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so, after i won the emmy, i wind up finding out that -- sorry about that. i wind up finding out that things were a little peculiar. [ laughter and applause ] that all these texts and everything at one time. i got all these texts and everything at one time. [ laughter ] and i was just trying to figure out -- >> jimmy: what? >> wait a minute. >> jimmy: sometimes it doesn't
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[ laughter ] i'm on late night, baby! [ laughter ] i'm on late night. >> jimmy: he did it! >> i did it? >> jimmy: he did it! >> i did it? >> jimmy: he did it! he did it! [ laughter ] that's beautiful. man, congrats on "this is us." i've got to say, i love it. i love having a hit show on nbc. >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: good for the whole network. but man, to find out that you were in it, too, i go oh, what a great cast. everyone's g i it's a tricky twist, i don't want to ruin it for anybody but, is it ruined? >> we're not ruining. and we're seven episodes in. >> jimmy: i know, but i don't want to -- if you haven't seen it, i don't want to ruin it. >> okay. >> jimmy: there's three characters. >> yes. >> jimmy: that are connected somehow. >> there are four characters. >> jimmy: sorry, yes, four characters. >> there are four characters that share the same birthday. they're born at -- like, they're all 36 at the same time. and you come to find out they have a connection that's even deeper than sharing a birthday. >> jimmy: yeah, that's really cool.
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>> it's a great show. it's a family oriented show. but it's told in a very unique way. and since you don't want to ruin it, i ain't gonna ruin it either. that's all i can really -- you know. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no. but this is, this is -- i love you in it, too, because not only is it a drama, but you're very funny in it, too. >> thanks, man. >> jimmy: and you make me laugh. and i just -- >> i make you laugh? >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. >> dude, you've been making me laugh for years, brother. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, man. come on. [ cheers and applause ] come on, man. >> are you kidding me? >> jimmy: come on. it made me laugh. what's happening. >> yeah. that w g laugh. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip. here's sterling k. brown in next week's episode is "this is us." he's great. >> when do mom and miguel get here? >> mom and miguel get here any minute. he's our stepdad, not isis. >> hey, don't forget you're in charge of picking up the hotdogs. >> hot dog -- was not my first pearson thanksgiving. >> excited to meet your girlfriend. >> olivia is not my girlfriend, okay.
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you're going to be cool, right? >> oh baby, i'm as cool as the other side of the pillow. you feel me? >> yeah. [ laughter ] here's the thing, you're not allowed to talk to her. >> because she'll want me? she'll want me so bad? >> thanksgiving bad. >> these are hot dad. watch it. see you in a minute. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i just love it. i just love you. sterling k. brown! [ cheers and applause ] "this is us" airs tuesdays at 9:00 p.m. on nbc. we'll be right back with a a performance from macor stick around! [ cheers and applause ]
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ooh ooh ooh ? ? they said it wasn't a gateway drug my homie was taking subs and he ain't wake up ? ? the whole while these billionaires stay caked up ? ? paying out congress so we take their drugs murderers who will never face the judge ? ? and we dancing to a song about our face going numb but i seen homies turn gray noses draining blood ? ? i could've been gone out 30's faded in that tub ? ? that's prince michael and whitney that's amy ledger and pimp c that's yams that's dj a.m ? ? god damn they're making a killing now it's getting attention cause sara katey and billy ? ? but it's been going on from seattle out to south philly ? ? it just moves about the city and spread out to the burbs ?
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? take activist off the market jack the price up on the syrup ? ? but purdue pharma's about to move that work ? ? my drug dealer was a doctor doctor had the plug from big pharma pharma ? ? he said that he would heal me heal me but he only gave me problems problems ? ? my drug dealer was a doctor doctor had the plug from big pharma pharma ? ? i think he trying to kill me kill me he t t a dollar dollar ? ? and these devils they keep on talking to me ? ? they screaming open the bottle i wanna be at peace ? ? my hand is gripping that throttle i'm running out of speed ? ? trying close my eyes but i just keep on sweating through these sheets through these sheets ? ? four horseman they won't let me forget ? ? i want to forge a prescription cause doctor i need some more of it ? ? when morphine and heroin is more of your a budget i said i'd never use a
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i'm nauseous no options exhausted ? ? this is not what i started walking carcass i lost everything i wanted ? ? my blinds drawn too gone to leave this apartment ? ? my drug dealer was a doctor doctor had the plug from big pharma pharma ? ? he said that he would heal me heal me but he only gave me problems problems ? ? my drug dealer was a doctor doctor pharma pharma ? ? i think he trying to kill me kill me he tried to kill me for a dollar dollar ? ? more more more re-up re-up ? ? death certificate signed the prenup ain't no coming back from this percocet ? ? actavis ambien adderral xanax binge best friends with the thing that's killing me ? ? enemies with my best
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? they say it's death death institutions and doc's ? ? so god grant me the serenity to accept the things i can not change ? ? courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to know the difference ? ? and the wisdom to know the difference ? ? ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: macklemore, everybody! ariana deboo! "drug dealer" is out now! we'll be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]
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?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to jude law!
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metallica! macklemore! [ cheers and applause ] ariana deboo! and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ?? ?? ??
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[ cheers and applause ] ?? >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- kathy bates, musician and author, laura jane grace, music from against me! featuring the 8g band with atom willard. ?? [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers ] that's fantastic. in that case, let's get to the news. after reports surfaced that donald trump's transition team is in disarray, trump tweeted last night saying that he is the only one who knows the finalists for his cabinet position.

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