tv Outnumbered PBS August 9, 2012 5:30am-6:00am PDT
sue: s i td darrin's mum, isten, your son is threyears older than karen and clearly he's been tang advantage of herpling , and i thinthate should give tho car back to her. shsaidt ha to ve the cards back causit was a swapsieso-rend. but i said, h, ah, now, aren said that she d caed time out," and she id tt karen hadn't lked e time out. mean, how ridiculo is at? nce when do you havetoock t i know! i know. 's madness. were reenaing the running of the blsat pamplo. and quite a lot e girls got trampled, di't they? it was oya pretend trample. we didn't actulystep on them. a letter about it. orh 'causee we like, and we we chging with our horns well, diyou help them up? no, ausee're bulls. you dot ha hands.
so, i said, "youboy' got to give those rds back to karen." and she said "her her dead body." so, said, "that can berrand." she said, "technally she could go to e poce, beuse at was a form ofssau." yeah. yeah. , ben, just write e no saying sorry, like mrs. baong id. and i'll me17 photocopi. sue: unclean? she? ke that stupid mk of mum ems pretty fired upat t mom. yeah. i haven't seen h this angry since she loed at that e on gooe eah... d spotted ben onhe rf. yeah, well-- it youfault mummy's cros for getting drunk an kissing another woman whh wa't mummy. can weust op the-- and you broke your weing promises. d i'm pretty sure e ofhem was not ssin other women.
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because he didn't ornize a babysitter ke hpromised. i'm 13. weon'teed a babysitter well, legall youo. you're supsed have a grown-up wh yo or, failg th, your father. lo, su.. obviouy i ow that i'm to blam i just think it's portt for the children that wcan solve our disputesn a- in a cmand measured way. what? d you... fay he you ow wt it's like when y're at drunk. your bodwave your brain good-by anyourody is a lot less ssy than your brain. yeah, probab i spose i did fancy he but, tn, iancied every woman tharoom. you ncieevery woman in theoom? no. no, that at came out wrong. wh--what i meant to s
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the ly rson i came in hereasto watch the tv. well, th is what's on tv. ifyodon't- 'cse you're gay-- awa we've got 100 ch--i'm not gay! ja: ifou don't want to tch , ( indistinct argng ) list, sue-- ay. let's st dp it, just answer mehis-we? i thought we wer dropping it. en you were snoggingthatoman, at we you thinking? i' told you-- i wadrun no, i mean literallywhatere you? i think th is bit of a blind aey. you? i don't. i happ to ink it's a very imptantlley. ile you were playingtong hockey with a wanwho was, at best, passg acquaintance, what exactly were y feeng? i don't know. i suppei . flattered? u kn, flattered that s wand me. well, you st'vbeen giving off a snal. now, tt isotal-- heo, darling. all right? well, actuallyno. i'm rvou about the concert. oh, don't be nvous sweetheart. yoll bfine.
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when a man hacomen to me and i've tught all thosoppounities that i've t pa because i take marage seriously. ye. he of a lot. more times tni can remember. fac only last week, the man fr thearage made a pass me. what man at the rage costa? he's gay. yeah, well, you didn e the look he gave me when he ked if i wanted a fulserve. oh, is iridiculous. and then there's yo mate clive. clive? a pa at yee atour 40th birthday. i wi i h followed him intohe sd now. ( footsts ) well-- n: h anyone got anytng iould use as a gralingook? oh, . his bear grylls game
do not want him alinthe north face theedroom cupboard ain. co on, karen!ot want him we're nna late! north face god, she onlsent me a bloody eil. peteben!ot the bear gryllgame ubje: the rules of spsie.. pa one of four?" pe: ben! well, that fst o's rubbish for a art. silly bitch. ben!an y hear me? 1,0-pie? uh-- and then you neverd well, hehoul't keep disappointg yo darling, but at least y hav't had 20 yedoor slams ) be avanche! ( umpi and clatter ) god. ( poce sen blaring ) this makes me the rst man wiout ygen,
or even a jumper. wh are you watching? why have you gotths? 's michael mcintyre. it's michael mcintyre. justaiti for the news to co on. ( telephone ringing where's that--whe-- i te tse phones. they're ke nads. th're just-- hell oh,i. 's yr mate clive, dad. oh, yes. my mate cliv dot you want to speato h, then? should i tell him nono. don'u'll call him back? well, shall i tellim y? yeah. tell himi'm the shed. yeah, soy. hs busy at he's, um--
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she's goneown to the hospital? yes. yeah e same hospital that i ways get taken to? ah. thone th the nurse who says shod have a loyalty rd? ye you did put the haset back on the cradle, di't you? yes, dad. but you'vegot, and i' getou a cup of tea. ( sighs ) so, ren's definitely ok, th? yeah, that's at m says. although it l a bit vague at t momt. have you got athin we can use as a de cam? only i neesomeing to use as a de cam, so can hollow out itinsis, where its guts ud toe, from the fezincold winds of the dert ght. ( doorbe rin ) not now, ben, ease jake: i'll get i was snow loosened theorning sun. it was furniture loosed by you with a lonpiecof-- ( indiincthatter )
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