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>> come on, clipper nation! >> jimmy: that's chuckhe cafornia conr. for real. >> what is going on he? immy: whats goin here indeed. [ ughter ] and just like that, t lakers are ck on to [ cheers and alause ] let's look at chuck. i guess they figured we could sit around and design something or we could put a big blue nose on penis and go to lunch. [ laughter ] good choice with the name, too. nothinbad rhymes with chuck. you won't have any problem there. personally, i think thi should have beee cers' new mascot everyone loved her. oh, was just me? okay. [ laughter ] back toolitics. today as you know is super tuesday.
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