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[ cheers and appuse ] >> jimmy: welcome ba. will forte, rossarqud and music from miike snow isn the y. but first the cliers last night unveed new mascot. ey haven't had a mascot since 1919 they had a character named sam dunk which -- that's sam dunk. [ laughter ] just an old whiteuy in t pas. looks le one of the old guys on the ppets. but sam was retired wn the te moved to l.a., i guess. and now they have a new aracter to enttain the kiddies.
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>> come on, clipper nation! >> jimmy: that's chuckhe cafornia conr. for real. >> what is going on he? immy: whats goin here indeed. [ ughter ] and just like that, t lakers are ck on to [ cheers and alause ] let's look at chuck. i guess they figured we could sit around and design something or we could put a big blue nose on penis and go to lunch. [ laughter ] good choice with the name, too. nothinbad rhymes with chuck. you won't have any problem there. personally, i think thi should have beee cers' new mascot everyone loved her. oh, was just me? okay. [ laughter ] back toolitics. today as you know is super tuesday.
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seem like you're infoed, like you're partitipating wn it comes to politics whether you are or not. so ts afternoon we wen outn the stree here in hollyod to ask people ifhey voted toda the thing is while there were contests i 13 states today california wasn't one o them. california primary doe happen until june. so there's no way tt anyone here cou have cast a ballot in peon. t did that stop them from claiming they did? let's f out. in this super tuesday edition of "lie witness news." he day in california. it's supertuesday. o did you vote for this >> hillary inn. >> how was itt the polling place? >> pretty craz pretty crazy. but yeah, just feeling good so -- >> super tuesday today. did you te? >> oh, yes. i voted for trump. californ >> yes. like? who was there? >> oh, yeah. w at theity hall in norwalk, down in norwalk, and i was just voting rightthere. a lot op@ople. you ow, it was kind ofpacked.
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nice little tuou >> huge morning in lifornia.it's super@ tuesda who y votehi rning? >> hillar >ndnd whatr png placlike ss crowded? >> croed0 yeah. howere the lines at your polling pla thi morning when you voted?d >> the lines definitely were long. it was aed suppters. defininily there for ie. definitely there -- some pepele for trp. but i definitely saw a l of out-tu f 4i8ryr >> big morning in californqaqa r tuda y. i actually had toreregister as aemocrat out of t green party iorder for to get him inin ow w w youw polling p pce this m orni when you voted? >> ohitasn't too@ba it was just the bu, t exeent.thererer -- there's actuay a of people outvoti, which w t t d youote this morng on super tuesy? i dd. tho dd you vote for? >> donald tr>> was that eience like for yovonwhi monning? >> it retty smoo, yah. >> didouaveo y a ltle bit?
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ittle bibit. >>haere u chged, 5 or 10. 10, b morning in los anges. who did you vote for y y polling place?e? popowas t t lllng ple? t t sod.. u knkv, fulul off st r r rngngt ouou you knkn,eetitagrtiti.&&&&an o ocoayin w w weeee ngngo fofofo >bvbvyerininin ouoo aittle swaghi yrrr popopopoacac. atatat you get?>> i gototot a aat coffee mug tha pret mucuuaiaiainknk fororo v vtoday. >> wxxxx the wer givingooes a a a a auicece is y y y yttlingng ace?e?e?e?e? yes.juicwould ta i didn't take t t cookies.s. what fla didid e? >> there w w cholate chip, i believe. >> dididid l l like that new hologram voting stem >> it'sinteresting.t i w wpticalbout what can goro wheyou'r' intrododidg sysys l le thatat i'm alwayayf lili skeptitil when n ces tome of at i'm just anld soul. >> w wt t d d d thinkbout t he w votinin systete t t t t year, where you could vote by blinking yo eyes?
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iii't't -- in' t t fd of it. iielt lili, you know that systeman be manipulated. i mean, reallyws h at works a a who's i crge and howhe voteseses get tallied? but i me, whatatev.. ititithe a a of chnology, righ o you think daldmp is an h honenttuy whoan getethe job done? >> i thinknk he couould. i t hee has gd vie on what his plansare. >> areou an hones y? >>'m prett host. w wldld likee an "i voted" icker? >> yeah, iwould.d.d. thaha u.u. [ laughter >> i hope@ so. >> did you get an"i vote stickcr?r? >> i did not. thth ran t.t. >> wou yoy like oneow?? >>&i wld lovovone.e. >> great did you votehiss morningn super r r y?y?y? >> did. and what washe polllngng placeelike?? s it busysy , it wasd o ofrmal.pi was surpririd. >> wt surprised you most about vong this morning?>> the weoplpl wer just talkingbout sof the
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i'm going t tbe st yowant me to be really honest? >> yeah. >>dodold. >> okaythank k u smuch for your honesty. >> of course. of course. [ cheers and applause ] >>im: : : :d iotot tttttt o o o. hava grere show.w. music c omiike ssnow. from "the walking dead" ross marquand is here and we'llll righththtk with will for. sosotick a aunun [ chrs and applause ] >>icky: ptitis of "jimmy
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ee and applause ] >> ^welcome backck toni froe qnde" on amc, rs mqnd is hereth bebe eatelty impressions. 's gngoo some for us later tonight. then, their new album comes out frid. it's called "reen miike snow from e samsung stagtonini [ chehrs and applause tomoow night mgafreeman will be with , marth plimpton will be with us, and we'll have music from charles kel and on friday,8f8f tse who mied it, we have an encore aingf our "live after t oscars" special, with beafeck,h*hris rh tracy morgan, nathan l matthew broderick, hen cavill, sse eisenberg,g,
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chndndndnd ] >> jimim: s s s s s s scome, m om miikenonoououne is a vevevevetatanted actcte ofofhehehe
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do tend to find ourselves in tuations where we're stuff. >> jmy: and off the setets well i imagine bececse y y go home and you can't really wash and what'he point o washing it off? da >> is true. tu w wre doing the mid-ason premiere overy birthday over the summer and i to attend.. and we werehooting all night long for two nights in a w, an right nd 7:00 in the morng i lood a t clo and i'm like oh, my god, i hav an 8:15 flight and i'm still just drencd in this stuff, i don't kn if i'm going to mak the flight. an on the ltake our rector looked at us gregg cote and he saidgo i ranthe va tore off my clothes as fast as i could and drove in my street clothes up to e aport sti just covered in blood. ri [ laughter ] d i g toughtsa surprisingly easy which fou aittle disturbing.. [ laughter ] thatas kind of odd. >>immy: nobody stoed you? >> nobody stopped me at ts they were like yep,ooks like he ccks out. that's fine. go ahead. [ lauger ] but when i got to th gate they were shutting the gate. d said oh, no, no, no,
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the flig. 's my buddy'swedding. i was incompreheible. i'd been up for days. i said you've g g throat me ight if i miss the flight i'm going to mis mbud yis wedding please let men the flight. and they said sir, are you okay? are you all right? ani said no it's not my blood. whoa that came out g. it's -- and finly she said i'm going thave to call my supervisor. sought so the supervisor comes from the other end of the terminal five minutes. and i'm just praying, you just closed the door. lete on the flight. she comes over and says si are you ok? yeah. it's not my blood. it's f fe blood. i'm onv show. ist okay if iet on the flight she's like okay, what show are you on? "thealking dead." oh. doou minin if we do a seie? [ laughter ] and i'm li, if i take t selfie lwill you let m on the flight? she's like, yes. >> jimmy: there you go. the selfie paid off. >> th selfie paidoff. [ apause ] >> jimmy: i will tell you that i saw you -- you made annline video. what did you make thatnle video
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>> jimmy: for "vanity fair." and it so unbelievably good >> thank you. >> jim: you do all these different impersonations. mo than any -- i think anyon i've evereen do. and they're so excellent. and i was thinking it would be n fun fun, the academy awards were sunday night. i'll give you aame and you give a quick acceptae speech fo each pern that i name. it's a challenge. buyo fl up to it? >> sure. >> jimmy: i don't wt to put you in a difficu posion. [ cheers and applause ] wee got a thing othere. we he a list. ross rquand. congratulations, ross. the oar goes to matthew mcconaughey. >> ll, i tell you what. i mean, this isust -- this is something else. this is stellar. this is, uh --his is
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: john c. illy. wow. this is - this is -- this is kind of special. extra special. i an, this is le superup extra special with sauce [ cheers and applause ] >>immy: nobody does that one. antonio banderas.p >> okay. ss in boots was a lar of love. [ laught ] >>immy: this is a classic. everyone has their version of this one. christopher walken. >> oh, christopher -- hello. oscar. you're beautiful. the way you glisten makes me aroused. [ cheers and applause ] >> jmy: he's a guyho does a lot of impssions himself. kevin spacey. >>oh,h k kevin spey. surev suru.i w i cld say that i as rprised by this but ce on.
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[ cheers a alaus] jmy: do you donyf matt damon? >> matmo i don'to his voice b b i d o like aicro@ imprsion 'sust always trying o rerain a smi@ee it seemss like. he's always -- he's doinghe -- you kn, he's just li -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. iov it. it's specif. jimmy:t's te@r@rle,e rightk it terrirle. he's trrible. he'e t tst. uger >> jimmy: justin timberlake. >> i was like totally in the bathjm. [ applause i' sorry. did win this for besest aorr@ st song? i actually don'tw. eersnd applause ] jimimjmalalt. gary sese@ > ok pineapples. qu.. gojiereres.. floating aroununin space. [ applause
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lveste allone >> ah..i ,, didjdtwin, you al? ght thias supposod to be t comeback story of the year. i mean, i gotcked out byy markylcece i?veve evenea of the gu n.[ eers and`dpplausus jmy: well.ae cain caine(oh, sure.. wher areynonono .i think i must ve left them in the rolls-royce. j j j::momore. stian n lelelele > chrtile...... ay. stst, t tre a a sna peopleethat'd leothank. first -- aryoutag o ayusic? inin m m me e my speeee, te?? e you [ bleep ] joking, mate?are e u u riouou ,, no,o,ono, no you and, we'e' dononon& professiallylymatete solututye.e. n't believe it. [ [ [ applausus] >> jijijij ros marqua. watch him on "the walking dead"
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announcnc: the jimmy kimmel lioncert series is presented s ssungng >> jimmy: our ks to o ll fortrt ththks to rosos uand. ologies to matt damon. wewewe out oftime. "threeeeee it comes outn friday. here with thng"genghgh khan," miike snow! [ cheers andpplause ] i know there's no fm
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[ cheers and applause ] [ [ eeeeeend applalae ] >> annncer: this is a special edition of "nightline," "super esday.y. >> tonight,he super tuesday showdown. hiarar clinton and donald t trump
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now on a liky clisionourseininheovemberelecons. >> getim out of here plse. >> but will theepublican party unite bind theirontrersial front-runner, or is it a fight l the way to a a contested cocoention? senato bernie sanders holding strong on his home turf. >> it is good to bhome! >p> but i is this d degate t tmimimi foro h h hlalalant enoughhh keep sanders down? >> if you don't want to see donald tmp - > andnd cruz lach anor to keep trump from the nomination >> this special editionon of "nightline,"uper t taywill

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