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mah, i'ng sendi you ain lk ofme gu broye mra bins out. 's that the lastk. linto o many links.>> ph stebuen: 'vt youe got .timeyo au have gigne ot nigh a h.mont n>>o, tooa minny l.k s>> en stephyo: so u are ilhappy marry. oued y heavid ks. l >> moveagarri le,oveid ks, t love wheholehi tng. ph>> steen: yeah.do t youl?rave w >>ee camac brok fm aam fyil ca va,tionea bfuutilam fily onvacati . ph>> steaten: the.'s nic>> i when " callslet' payot a l eyof mon to goht fig in a te hol."( ugla )hter ap ( seplau )gh rit? te>> s: phen bi've teenoha tt so rert.i' eeve be.n ther>> it'sat gre. t' leghs fint oik bes.le ft'sightn odl pads,eboard un loge chairs.le ft'sightut abo howl welbe dhave those otherld chiren oseem t be. ht( lauger ).>> ph stelwen: aays are. y >>eah, yeah. te >> swhphen: sere wa this? >> mexico.>> ph steeren: whe in moexic was t-his- ha>> w tt'she dreiffence? la ( erught )>> setephn:he t are'se hugdi
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y,untrhe ty,e, likdo see nald ptrum asse reprenenting wor yk. w ho fdo yououeel abt?t tha y >>w,ou kno wee hav a lot of ff dit eren okind pfeople here.>> en steph's: that true,at th t'srue.er the's a thingbo a cutinerta ndki ofeo pple, richeo pple tisomemes--s it't- thahe- ty get inha ttor w yld,noou khaw, wt i an me? op pechle a aieveta cerinun amot ofce sucss. ey th't donw knot tha's there a - world-hetheir ades becomhe two rld.ey thnk thi the glloba is my ul sk l. s >>enteph: yes. t >> ahesehere tpl peote thawa o nt tbesi pre.dent ht( lauger ). s >>: tepheniwell, mean,yo chu've adieve aer ctain level. oudo ye havlto dea withyt an yhingou danon't wt tol deawi th ats thi? point oi >> ce hav to dlea with yt an--hingl, wel, yes yt everhing.do i ntn't wa d toeal- with-ev hierytsng iin annoyg. te >> s: pheneai hrd you say the plerivi igesoi pussono, gh ri t? >>, yes pgerivile is pnooisous.>> te s: phendohow youid avo ?that dohow youvo aid being not po bisonedngy beiuc sfucessl. v>> inacatio inic mexo.>>
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