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tv   The Late Show With Stephen Colbert  CBS  January 27, 2016 11:35pm-12:37am PST

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u yo were not mr. homandsuee bley hees wwen you re ahi c.ld p >>ubertyas wt, no i'm sure--er thoue y go.>> ph ste fen: weoundhi ts. asit w e notasy toin fd. ug( la )hter ap ( seplau ) notas ey. ti don' knowho w yourci publist w ishoa hs-- okay, that's me. is thme is .th sis i you.om fr s highchool. ht( lauger ) i think c weavould he beenfr iends. a >>elbsoluty woue wavld heen befr s.iend>> ph stei en: pwilloint out.ne min is ioc fus, y,ours it's liker t tyingoin fd ai pecturf o bigoo ft. yi tro ng t afind urpictofe ou y. w >>shere i ldwao. te >> s:phen yeah. w >> ihere s theblack and white ld wa o? >>ep sts hen: iite tru your fansre al cal pedineni tsts nu. h >> iaveea hrds thiay mnd ideebe the tthru, yes,n i.deed>> en steph o: somef your fansmi noght t mindn beigca lled cu"por."pine ug( la )hter
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u got to say. y tou got so yay,ou need tosa y, you ttbeer s yay,ou ohtugtay sao n ch ( aeersppnd ala)use te>> s: phensepleaco wel meni da belles.rook >> hi, y.'all>> stephen: i cannd uanerstd syougayin hi. u youa actlly went to iljud.liar y >> ies, did. s >>enteph: you went to li juilwiard th jon. ee( chndrs ala app)use trigh there. d anuna bch hoof tse guys over e.ther
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itisn't t niceeo hav a friend on show? on >> js,: yend iede! >>en steph h: youtave i ucintrod te me lo a not oficepe leop likes. thido h youanave ory st oiesno jn,an oy dirtimn h. >>ir dt? w it ouldn'say dt,ir but jon wawould lk arou tndalhe hnls ith e tecafe riathwiis h handheld opian -->> yeaou mn face p.iano we call ite faco. pian >> allth ,e timeg vibin. outhe p wasblrobay thest coole dudeat sl.choo w heas.>> te sphdoen: h youanave y iestors on delanile? goyou yt an rtdi?yo gou atny dirt on delanile? on>> j: oh, no dirt. a it'sll gnilisteng.>> ph steen: only p twoerfect people iann manhattht righe re.is the is thod ce o jfazzsi lence.ve i'th seen is before. , okayso 'swhat nh ew wityou be besides oning a hit tv owsh andit h bwaroady play? w ho do you?feel f >> ileeaz aming. m i' ijustn afll o ethes rscolo,th gee oran andh te pe,urpl and biangry wrds,hich is red, youow kn ,. te>> sphen: oyou'ref ne othev
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thbe must fun. >> thanks.i' lym real excited.>> te sphten: lek me as you t abouol"the cpor purle," us becaree you'l payingof sia, thea prt oahprin wfrey pslaypl aid.es >> y , norepressu.>> ph steen: none.>> no pressure.>> ph stehaen: dve youone this for oprah? ehas sh ce.om usbecae'e shs thedu profcer oth is. y >>es.>> ph stewhen: tat'stha like?wh of o?prah >> tengrrifyi. odmy bliy was ke tshi w thehole time. ut i bt i jusused ever nyerve i thatad hdo to t i. thshe's there wia gyle, and ansteadm . ph>> ste:enwa alyths wiga yle andt sn.edma 'r theye ass poe.th e ey'r mheruscle. ey th enforce. u yo got intvieryewed b, her too. .>> yes>> ph stewhen: tat washat like?>> o als tfyerriing.>> en steph: buthe sea's rllyve loghly, ri t? i>> she s. s >>: tephen tone ofhe fewop peetle i m t whereakhe te onem thre they'el a lovony pers andme you heet tanm jd sheusoat gl z m froe th.inside he >> s, doesh. yea>> he stepasn: i w heale adfter me i t her.>> y dideeou fl thee hgalinro fm her?i did,to o. i did,to o.
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s i wanejust rvous abuto not abbeing fle toorm a senentnce ion frt ofr. he wi lasike, "u"h... just son i oawef wheho sas w. bu itli feel ke it ntwe wl.elit @'s theout aandbout into the world.so -- n >>ow, your d'das ani mister. o,>> n my misother the ni mister.>> ph stereen: lyal ?es >> y . s >>: tephen oh, it thoughyour wa dad s a mniister. dn i diw't kno. that >> mya dd's a deacon. s >>:tephenou yr d'sad a beak kodooe n.ur yo t momouells yr dadat wh to doin when theur chch? >>ot n r beally,utah ye, i s. guesi don'tno kw.( erlaught ). te >> swaphen: ins growng up ia phereacr family, wd oulatthso irt of centroduo you tpe ngrformi ? iis, lhuke, crch like a sinteppgst rone fot? tha>> i defelinitynk thi. th auey t mghtuce so mh from g singinwand ho ptontrese elmysd f anofall this s.tuff but it'so s palaroulel, y know.yo veu ha anie auddnce an you ve ha a creongongati. veyou ha the mstini, er iwhos so lmuchike the dreictor. thand cehoirs that' like ethse en.mblean usd the rehers aus the hersat thou hand t a progorram the aplybill.
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ur yo any,alog ytever'shingff di erent tbuthes u.hers >>he tyay s -- >> the ushers are ushers. t >>tahey syhe t same. te >> shophen: diw oud yr mi faeely flbo aut teeayst?if e you'r from--owyou kn, ifu' yomre fro ay familof ami r nisteand deacon, how did athaismbout youoi dng teeayst? h,>> yeama mam wasn f't ieelingto to a mucht all. rsthe ficet sne i hoad t beto whps, yich doun'idett g tose e.s i wa stoples the f sirstcene b andefore gngetti eth jasob i w li mke,teom, llinghe ar allbout it.an and d washe iks le, "no, no, ." no iand d tol h herucow mh w ildou be m.aking e and shkewas li, "yethah, i inkyo lu shoutad tke tha job."( seapplau ) ph>> steuen: yoen recdtly di hithis tng.yo uc a--tually youed tweethi tsou t. >> yes.> ep> st ahen:s nd thiis a ct piure of you jusutt abo tork wo out.d anyou tnheot wre-- ha>> tnk, youthank you! ph>> steen: youro wte an ti arrcle fo "gurlamo" minagazeab foutngeelid goout aboy eloursd f an byour aodynd itgo t a hugees repons.
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unualst ory.>> d. indee>> en steph : let jmeust recap iter h aend see if'v ieot g itl ali rt.ghar ae you t suan at co.lumbia at wh y areou studying?>> lo sociogy andec iconom s.>> ph ste aen: hndldow oa of ma huen ar? you >> mi'21 . s >>: tephen21 years o.ld >>. yeah>> ph steanen: hd youave are ntstaura cedallit ph.>> in .deed>> en stephed: call, pith andyo nu ru o itut of your dorm room.>> yeah.>> en stephy.: oka th and - is is-this is yrouor dm.th ouat's yr k.itchenri ght t.here okay.at thr 's youhekitc n. andyo u pucrod ye, kouw-no-ou y ucproddie shesik lehi tsor fur youe gsts. sthis i ctarro slicesai agnst elfenn, ppeepnrcor andon lem tahashg dang. o hash tgoo fod.w hohidoes ts start? i>> so't don kw.no bi'vecoeen g okin afor long . time n as an ebljoyae,im ziprozonzatictal a . i and k-thin- idi d it a lotmo
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, planwhichas wu, yo know-- s >>:tephen no more salgsberst r eak foyou. as>> i wng cookiot a l and lymostri shaeang mitls wyh m nd fries and ros.ommate th and erey w,e like "youho suldle tht oeoer p spleupign fo r this." thand eyid d. m i aadennl oine sign-uph seet,an d -- r >>ight nower, there a--t' is over001,e0 pleop are on your g waitin list totea dinner in ur yom dor rm.oo >> yeah.an osd thare e--ho tse are,0 100pa ofrties o fur. s >>te:phen wt!ha he so tre are1, 000 rseeiorvatns g.waitin>> yeah. s >>entephat: to e y inroudo rmroom. w >>s,hich i like ar,if lot oar yeos of ding this. la ( )ughter. te>> s: phens,it i it .is dwhatoes theho scolhi tnk ofth is? t >>avhey heen be les tshan d.please ug( la )hter te >> syophen: tu know ahere'smo tvie inshiut abo thebe re yllious soungnttude chef, d anthe.a r. who is colludingwi th thees prident ttro y to y shutou down. >> , yeahi h.ope d i'nbe dow toe mak it.>> ph stethen: ouat wld be es awom e.
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prs ident'wifean wts a rvresen atiourat your restaant it and saves the resurtaant. i >>t'sny fun, ca'olumbis cioffiagal me azinmehit upo t e writrtan a icletabou it, and athenfter esexpr ssingofome th e my imsent aentsoubthe t eruniv asityhend tti relaiponsh ,ey thli're ,ke "llwe' hol tdhe e articl aforle litt bit."( htlaug.er ) te>> s: phendei unndrsta youbr toughet som.hing dwhat ho wee?av>> iou wavld heve lo fdo or tyou cotme, bu the stli isso long ico 'tuldnin good cscon--ience 'l >> ilme co, i'llo c.me ebdo cel -ritiesle- whi yeou'r ar prep ingthat.do tn't lest me op you.>> te i wanrd to bouing yom se veleftorsec bause--( erlaught )th haat's wut yo. get a( uspplae )>> ph stei'en: e ll takwhat ica n get. i'll twhake at i can get. i fhave atolight make.>> i know,nd a since--th so is he is t firsto c.urse ph>> steen:ka oy. ry ve l.ight c dotielebri eesver, like, try ulto pl sintrogs t get, like, a rvreseation?ke liet you gll a ca from ansi as sstanceg,ayin "i have kelly nripa o the way to you." >> no.>>
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>> i wish. wthat bould.e fun at thld woual be re f.un idid a-u popnp i.a l t.hat ie regg c wattsame. to ph>> stethen: aat's cool t. guesth at looksil fo. s>> it' a filo drtesse fdille th wiey honha tt'sus infed wthi black tffrule.>> ep sthen:ha wt! >> and what you'reo gingit at ewi t th iis a ttlilebe sort i fmaderom pear ntaecr. te >> sphen: pearr nectarb so et.st i ju got a c.omilat whu do yoo want terdo aft you tegradua a, openur restarant o insometh g? r>> i'd leallyoike t dome solithing nke ope up aue venor ye-- ah, sey.riouslan nd thea wit.u yoan c't dig in just yet. te>> s: phen ni'mot digging in.i' lpm he iing,'m hel.ping n>> ieedto put some zlimeest .on top e becausyouw kno i'm predepar. s >>: tepheni know,'v youe got y to,goou've t to. i >>dt woul be re cally oolto uopen ap sperace whrte a and afoodnd music could all rsinteect.pl ,easeas plee.
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o >>h,ea yh,e dtefinily. nyou'reeaot vtingery ntleay. ug ( la.hter )>> en steph:ka oy.ye s, i would recndommeou y opena rurestaant. ug ( lahter )yo otu're nse suppoed to yll ate th custo.mersho n.ld o ( cs heer) that is fan.tastic >> i'm sola gand thk you.>> ph steiten: 's dioelicus.un edexpect. >> thasnk( seapplau ).>> en steph d: now,deo stuntsev hoer s aw upaynd s,i "e hav been witomh s fedsrien partying in a partirculaay w. dwoul you makes uo smegthino t rieat ght now?" la ( erught ).>> il i wayl s that i have aec sp mialeinnu compg u for april 20.bu out, y know. ee( chndrs ala app).use >> ph stegoen: kod lucin gett ges a rvaer.tion>> , but no. -- it'sno you k aw,ll stsor of le peop comeh tugroh. ofa lot ot nt stsuden as well,ac .tuallyso
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