tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC May 27, 2015 11:34pm-12:37am EDT
and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 251, mobile! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is a hot crowd right there. looking good. oh, looking good. looking good. welcome, everybody. welcome to new york city. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. that's right. we're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] that's a great crowd. thank you so much. i appreciate it, everybody. here is what everyone's talking
about. of course, it's what's going on in baltimore right now. we just hope everyone stays safe. but it's not good. i saw that during the riots, countless businesses have been broken into and robbed. in fact, they say the only way it keep your business safe is to put a big radio shack sign in front. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: they won't go near it. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: they took all my answering machines. [ laughter ] they ripped off -- they went away with five head phone splitters. head phone splitters. very tough situation in baltimore. so naturally, when the white house decided to post a video online yesterday, they posted this. >> today, we're talking about a a brand new state service of china. the obama state china service. >> jimmy: that's right. they're showing off the new white house china. only problem the white house is solving right now is insomnia, i guess. actually, it was pretty interesting if you keep watching. watch this. >> it's the presidential set, and includes historic, traditional and modern elements.
and here we he have the vice presidential set, made especially for joe biden. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: joe biden. batman. [ cheers and applause ] let's get to some political news here. i saw that hillary clinton wrote an op-ed for a paper in iowa where she talked about her plans to help the middle class. middle class americans were like "why didn't you just say that in a speech." and she was like "because i charge $200,000 for a speech." [ laughter ] speaking of hillary, a new poll shows that her support is slipping in virginia while jeb bush is gaining support. yeah. then again, how can a guy with the name jeb not have an advantage in virginia. sounds like a jug player in the country bear jamboree. it's like "take it, jeb!" ♪ [ laughter ] one of the potential challengers to hillary clinton is former maryland governor martin o'malley, who's big claim to fame is reducing the spread of crime back when he
was the mayor of baltimore. [ laughter ] or as americans are saying today, what else you got? [ cheers and applause ] during a recent press conference, former president jimmy carter said that he could never run for president today because he doesn't have a lot of money. well, that and the fact that he's the famously bad president jimmy carter. [ laughter ] did you see over the weekend? brad pitt was spotted walking around with a big bruise on his face. check this out. yeah. brad said it was caused by falling on stairs in the dark while wearing flip flops. of course, that's what he had to say, you know, because he can't talk about "fight club." [ cheers and applause ] he can't. first rule. first rule. >> steve: first rule. >> jimmy: well, the royal baby watch is still going on, and get this. some new research suggests that the arrival of the second royal baby will boost the uk's economy by $120 million. which is surprising, because i didn't even know they were planning to sell it.
[ laughter ] that's right, they say the baby will boost the uk's economy by $120 million. when he heard that a new family edition could boost the economy, obama introduced cousin oliver. which is very important. ♪ [ applause ] fans already say he's ruining the last two seasons of the white house. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i read that abercrombie & fitch has changed it's controversial look policy, and will no longer hire employees based on attractiveness. here with some thoughts on this story is brand new abercrombie storefront employee chad sheffield. chad, how do you feel about this new policy? [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, man. oh, my god. oh, wow. it's amazing, jimmy. for seven years, they had me working the stockroom, said i wasn't front of store material. but now, look at me. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that's great.
and your bosses are cool with this? >> oh, totally. when my manager ashley heard i was being promoted, she just kind of stood there with her mouth hanging open. muttering, "i can't believe this is happening." i was like, i can't believe it either! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you must be pretty comfortable with your body to be one of those shirtless guys in front of the store. >> oh, i actually am supposed to have a shirt on, but i spilled some mustard on it earlier. [ laughter ] i do that a lot. >> jimmy: why don't you just buy a shirt from the store? >> oh, i can't afford the clothes here. no one can. >> jimmy: that's a good point. chad sheffield, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] chad sheffield. guys, this was not good here. i saw that blackberry is being criticized after it misspelled the word won in an ad celebrating a design award. instead of w-o-n, they put o-n-e. like, it's you one instead of you won. in a statement, blackberry apologized for the spelling mistake and they promise the
person responsible has been fried. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ clapping ] ♪ i don't want to do that. stop, no, i don't want to do that. >> steve: jokes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: finally, the big tech news is the new apple watch, which officially launched today. and get this, apparently there's a new trend of people cutting actual apples and strapping them to their wrists in celebration of the apple watch. and if you shop at whole foods, it actually ends up costing as much as the real thing. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] $700 apple. we have a great show. give it up for the roots, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: guys, we have a big week of shows ahead. kristin wiig and scarlett johansson will be here this week. [ cheers and applause ] scarlett and i are going to get into a game of box of lies. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. plus, we'll have music from blur. that's what i'm talking about. yeah, their new album. "the magic whip." incredible album. blur, first time on u.s. tv in over 15 years. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah, i cannot wait. then on friday, helen hunt, jesse eisenburg and my morning jacket will all be joining us. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: it's going to be good. [ applause ] my morning jacket, jim james. >> steve: yim yames. >> jimmy: he was yim yames for a while. then he changed his name back to jim james. we have a fun show tonight, you guys. he stars as hawkeye in the movie everyone in the world is excited to see, "avengers: age of ultron." jeremy renner is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on!
>> jimmy: he's got a bow and arrow. he's got the bow and arrow, but he's also got -- he has guns. >> steve: oh, yeah. he has a choice. >> jimmy: yeah. who knows, maybe even hawkeye himself might stop by tonight. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: i'm just saying. hawkeye might be here. >> steve: oh, wow. from "m.a.s.h."? >> jimmy: not hawkeye from "m.a.s.h." no. hawkeye from the avengers. >> steve: oh, from the avengers. >> jimmy: this guy. this hawkeye, yeah. >> steve: why does he have guns? >> jimmy: no, he's got a bow and arrow. plus, she's a talented actress. so fantastic in both "the sopranos" and now, of course, "nurse jackie," edie falco is dropping in. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] can it get cooler? it can't get cooler than this. and we have great music from tori kelly, ladies and gentlemen. look at this. [ cheers and applause ] tori kelly is here. sounds good. guys, it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today, and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for pros and cons. here we go. [ cheers and applause ]
♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of buying the apple watch. it's the latest, greatest thing. they're selling like crazy. everybody's talking about it. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of buying the apple watch. here we go. pro, it's a device that does everything an iphone does, but can also tell time. con, so an iphone. [ laughter ] pretty much, yeah. pro, it's designed to make you look at your phone less. con, as opposed to the old way, human contact. pro, spending $17,000 on one of the limited edition models. con, explaining to your kid why college is on hold for a a little. [ laughter ] >> steve: if you just wait a a couple years out. pro, it's available with dozens of interchangeable buckles and leather straps. con, so is the deluxe dvd version of "fifty shades of grey." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: sounds like a good deal. >> steve: spicy. >> jimmy: blu-ray dvd.
>> steve: dvd. >> jimmy: beautiful blu-ray dvd. >> steve: "fifty shades of grey." you get monster cables and back your set. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you telling me that blu-ray dvd's got monster cables? [ laughter ] >> steve: i got two of them. solid gold. >> jimmy: solid gold monster cables, what are you a garbage person? >> steve: no, that's why i bought the monster cables. $1,000 a foot. >> jimmy: and how many feet did you buy? >> steve: i bought 60 feet. just to have enough. so i can reach it from the back of my tv to the dvd player. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: 60 feet of monster cable? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: gold plated. [ laughter ] >> steve: gold plated monster cable from the tv to the back of the dvd. component, no less. i had to get three of them. >> jimmy: dvd. >> steve: r, b, g, and y. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dvd. >> steve: dvd. >> jimmy: dv-do. >> steve: dv-dos and dv don'ts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, it comes in a a variety of colors. con, like "please rob me silver" and "walking target
gold." [ laughter ] [ applause ] pro, the apple watch on your wrist connects to the iphone in your pocket. con, so basically, there's a a constant wi-fi signal going directly through your crotch. >> steve: hey. >> jimmy: what can possibly go wrong? that's cool. >> steve: nothing. nothing at all. >> jimmy: get some monster cables down there. [ laughter ] gold plated. beautiful. you ever seen "frozen?" >> steve: oh, i love "frozen." >> jimmy: you put on "frozen." you sing all of "frozen." >> steve: are you saying with a a monster cable dvd i can watch all of "frozen" and sing it? >> jimmy: you sing "frozen." >> steve: i can sing it? >> jimmy: yeah, you get the dvd. you sing "frozen." in your own house. >> steve: in your own house. like a movie theater. but miniature. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you unplug it from your tv and your dvd and put it around your neck and you wear it to the club. [ laughter ] >> steve: gold monster cable chains. dvd. >> jimmy: dvd. [ laughter ] pro -- [ cheers and applause ]
what's going on? pro, it sends you a reminder every half hour to stand up. con, i bought this watch so i wouldn't have to reach in my pocket, what makes you think i'm going to stand up. [ laughter ] pro, it tracks your wrist movement to calculate how much you've walked. con, apparently teenage boys walk a lot. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: don't come in here mom, i'm walking! [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: get out of here. beat it! beat it! >> jimmy: oh, yeah! [ laughter ] >> steve: dvd! >> jimmy: honey, harold walked 6,000 miles yesterday. [ laughter ] >> steve: i'm going to have to get him some new shoes. >> jimmy: yeah, that's unbelievable. >> steve: get him those new balance. >> jimmy: he's exhausted. that's why he's so exhausted.
>> steve: that's why he's tired all the time. he's surly. >> jimmy: pro -- no, i did that already. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] pro, there's a sport version for athletes. con, there's a giant version for flavor flav. there it is right there. >> steve: yeah, boy! >> jimmy: and finally, pro, i heard bruno mars already has one. con, don't believe me? just watch. [ laughter ] there you go. that's the pro and cons. we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ american express for travel and entertainment worldwide. just show them this - the american express card. don't leave home without it! and someday, i may even use it on the moon. it's a marvelous thing! oh! haha!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, guys. welcome back. now, as everyone knows, the new "avengers" movie, "age of ultron" is hitting theaters this friday. you guys excited for this? [ cheers and applause ] i'm so excited for this. it's going to be huge. you got captain america. [ cheers ] you have the hulk.
[ cheers ] iron man. [ cheers ] thor. [ cheers ] those guys all have incredible superpowers, but there's one guy on the avengers who sometimes gets overlooked. he's still great, but it's hard to compete with those other guys. so here now to shed light on his own strengths and abilities, to the tune of ed sheeran's "thinking out loud," is hawkeye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ when you're on a team with the hulk and thor and we're all up there on the movie screen ♪ ♪ will people believe that i'm not quite as tough will anyone even notice me ♪ ♪ listen i've got powers too
and they're pretty sweet ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i promise i can do so much more than just archery ♪ ♪ i'm serious guys i've got a collection of scarves and berets i play trombone in a band ♪ ♪ i once got to second base on my tinder date and my cat has got its own instagram ♪ ♪ i'll tell you now i kick ass at mario kart this year i played an extra
in "paul blart" ♪ ♪ and i can open a pickle jar ♪ i'm freakin' hawkeye baby i'm as super as they are ♪ ♪ and maybe i still haven't lost my virginity but when i bowl i always score at least 70 ♪ ♪ after six beers yes i know about captain america's strength and the hulk becomes ♪ ♪ a towering man but i got seventh place in my fantasy league
and i once butt-dialed ♪ ♪ jean claude van damme i'm telling you now when i go to chipotle i get free guac ♪ ♪ i flirt with the cashier and she says that i rock i own water resistant socks freakin' hawkeye ♪ ♪ baby i'm as super as they are baby i'm as super as they are ♪ ♪ baby i'm as super as they are ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hawkeye, everyone!
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♪ >> jimmy: oh, mr. gq. he can sing. he can dance. >> what is up? >> jimmy: thank you so much for, first, coming on the show. number two, for really opening up to us about hawkeye. [ laughter ] that was so great. >> you got his back story a a little bit. >> jimmy: i learned a lot. i did not know hawkeye played trombone in ska band. [ laughter ] you should tell everybody that jeremy was here yesterday doing stills with all the things in cats and the berets. he was here for hours, last night, doing that stuff. thank you for doing that and putting that much work -- >> thank you for putting on the booth. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, you have a a collection of scarves and berets. which is fantastic. my favorite is, i can open a a pickle jar. >> yeah, that's not bad. not bad.
>> jimmy: you didn't overact that piece. you just open it. you're like -- >> what's up? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's up? who opens a pickle jar and says, "what's up?" afterwards. so, lame. you're a great singer. you've been on the show and i forced you to sing once or twice before. >> i know man. >> jimmy: you did not want to do it. >> no. >> jimmy: you said you're very nervous singing. >> yeah. i'm sweaty now. just from after doing that. even after all these years. but i was always terrified of singing. >> jimmy: in front of people? >> in front of people, yeah. so i would for ten years i would go and sing karaoke. and i know i could sing a note or two. but i was always terrified. so i would hang out in karaoke bars. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, yeah. and just -- >> jimmy: still to this day? >> not any more, no. it ends up on youtube. and it's got lots of problems. >> jimmy: yeah, you don't want that. yeah, you don't want that. what's your go to song? >> ah, you know, cause i went so many time. i don't know. there is like 15 because they may not have the song. >> jimmy: oh. you're a pro. >> i won't say i'm a pro. i end up liking the people that go there. just participate in those bars, you know, not just like going to the bar and hanging out and
looking at people. everybody is participating. >> jimmy: and if you're really good people will buy you a -- >> then they buy you drinks. i was a broke actor for so many years and i'm sorry, but that [ bleep ] free. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is when you do well, exactly. yeah. free booze. >> and then you get free booze. to sing is free. and if you do really well -- you get free booze. >> jimmy: u.s.o. gig in japan with this comedian mark wild. and we went to this karaoke bar, and we sang and they liked us because we harmonized and they actually gave us a bottle of whiskey and said, please stay. we just had to entertain and we sang every duet known to man. sonny and cher at one point. it was really awkward we went home together. it was just really lame. >> you must have been really drunk. >> jimmy: but there was a -- this is -- i saw you on instagram. you posted this throwback thursday photo. so cute. i wanted to explain this. now what is this, kind of a -- a bowl hair cut? >> i posted it for several
different reasons. first, i thought my mom was a a drunk. >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> she cuts my hair, right? and then i'm like, hold on a a second this is back in the '70s, right? you have to plan a time to go into olan mills and get the photo done. >> jimmy: olan mills. >> or whatever the heck it is. you didn't have to cut my hair like that right before the photo? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is deliberate. >> no, not deliberate, my friend. look, that's obviously a bowl cut which may or may not have been popular. maybe i moved around a lot as a a kid and the bowl broke. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can definitely tell its you though. >> it's definitely me, i'm not denying that, my mom, you know, i had issues with her about it. >> jimmy: but your mom gave you good hair cuts. this is another one i saw, this is a prom photo of you. [ laughter ] and looking sharp there. i mean. the matching flower with the tie and little pocket square. >> that was my own undoing. it was '88. i was going to prom.
not even my own prom. you know, my sister and her friend. i didn't know anything about it. i was so anti-prom. i was one of those guys. so i had to put on, i guess the white tux. >> jimmy: and the mullet came with the tux. [ laughter ] >> no, man, i was trying to be joe elliott. anybody know joe elliott from def leppard. >> jimmy: def leppard. absolutely, yeah. >> that's who i was aspiring to be in life at that time. >> jimmy: were you in a band in high school? >> because i did have a band. i did have a band, yeah. >> jimmy: what was the name of the band? >> just a garage band. >> jimmy: no, no. every band has a name. tell me the name, what was the name of your band? >> it was hot ice. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you can't make that up. you can't make that up. that is an awful name for a a band. >> you know, def leppard, led zeppelin, hot ice, man. come on. i think it's great. hot ice, rising to the together top was the name of our first album. >> jimmy: and where did you play?
>> in our garage, man. [ laughter ] we played once at my cousin tehog -- his name is tehog, don't ask on that, at his wedding we played that's like our one gig. the best thing about -- >> jimmy: his wedding, that's a a big gig. why didn't he just get a real band? >> it wasn't at the wedding. in the backyard with everybody drinking and cooking hot dogs. >> jimmy: and no one knew hot ice would show up. >> you got hot ice is there rocking. [ laughter ] the best thing about that band is that it disbanded. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is the best part about the band. >> the best part about the band. >> jimmy: oh, i would love to bring them next time you're here, bring the boys out. a little hot ice reunion. >> nobody played an instrument. we just started a band. you play drums. here's your sticks. >> jimmy: you didn't play and stuff? >> no. we had to learn as we went. nobody played an instrument. but it kept us out of jail and from breaking windows. and doing other dumb stuff. >> jimmy: that's not a good thing. and look at you now you're hawkeye. >> now i'm hawkeye. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i mean this is the biggest thing. i mean, come on now you're hawkeye. [ cheers and applause ]
got to say, a fun movie, it's a a great summer popcorn blockbuster fun movie. it's exactly what you wanted. it's giant, it's big. i would recommend seeing it on imax, because i saw it on the big screen. it engulfs you and it just starts right off the bat, bang you're in the middle of the fight. it is so action packed and good. and you guys clearly get along. >> yes. yes. >> jimmy: you're going, no, i don't like robert downey jr. >> no, on and off camera, we all had a good time. and over the years we've all, you know, started making babies. so we all have that in common. so you know, it is kind of fun. not together, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just making sure. i thought i got the scoop of the year. i'm like, god i'm like barbara walters. making families with robert downey jr.? he was on yesterday, he was talking about his son loves you. >> oh, yeah. both his sons actually do. and his little one exton, for whatever reason, i guess he doesn't like iron man but he
really likes hawkeye for whatever reason. so we went on vacation together. which is cool as hell, by the way. just have the families go out. he had a pencil and he was trying to stick it in his eye. and robert is trying to tell him, don't put a pencil in your eye. and he wouldn't listen to him. he said, hawkeye, come over here. exton, listen to hawkeye. i said, dude, don't put a a pencil in your eye. [ laughter ] he's got both his eyes. >> jimmy: that's a great ending. [ laughter and applause ] that's a great ending. >> uncle hawkeye saves the day once again. >> jimmy: that's a great, perfect ending. yeah, you did it buddy. well, i love you and i'm so happy for everything that happened to you pal. you're great. i have a clip, here's jeremy renner in "avengers: age of ultron." take a look at this. >> hey, hey, are you okay? >> it's all our fault. >> hey, look at me. it's your fault, everyone's fault, who cares. are you up for this?
are you? look, i just need to know, because the city is flying. the city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots. i have a bow and arrow. none of this makes sense. [ bang ] but i'm going back down there because it is my job, okay? i can't do my job and baby sit. doesn't matter what you did or what you were, you go out there, you fight. and you fight to kill. stay in here you're good. i'll send your brother to come find you. but if you step out that door, you are an avenger. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's how you do it. jeremy renner, everybody. "avengers: age of ultron" opens in theaters and in imax 3-d on friday. edie falco joins us after the break, come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is my body of proof.
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>> jimmy: our next guest is four-time emmy award winning actress. gosh we love her. she is the star of the critically acclaimed television series "nurse jackie" which currently is in its seventh and final season. you can see it sundays at 9:00 p.m. on showtime. please welcome edie falco. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: edie, so great to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for being here you've been on "late night" a bunch of times. this is your first time on our "tonight show." >> yeah, very fancy. >> jimmy: so, thank you so much for coming on the show. >> happy to be here. >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: it is a very fancy show. absolutely, yeah. >> that's what they told me. now, we will get into "nurse jackie" soon. but you stopped filming and now, you have time off? are you doing anything? >> i have time off, yeah. i'm hanging at home.
i'm reintroducing myself to my children. which is very important at a a certain point. >> jimmy: always a good thing do. >> just a lady who breezes in and out every once in a while. >> jimmy: how old are they? >> 10 and 7. yeah, they are cute and they are people now and they tell funny stories that actually make me laugh. it's kinda great. >> jimmy: do you have -- >> they don't listen to me, no. >> jimmy: no they don't. is your house completely -- i have two little girls and the whole place is just toys. >> it's just utter, you know, i'm trying to be good. i'm trying to be good about it but it makes me absolutely nuts. the house is upside down. and you know, i scream at them. i mean, which i hope is okay. because i do it a fair amount of time. seems like, you know, look at your room. clean up your room. the kind of things -- >> jimmy: that's how you scream? >> no. >> jimmy: it's so very nice. you have a pleasant scream. i love it. calming. >> no, no. my kids would get a big kick out of that imitation of me screaming. no, but all of the things you thought you would never say to your kids, i'm now saying to them. the house is upside down. just filled with stuff. little hoarders. >> jimmy: they are? >> yeah. >> jimmy: see, that's what i'm
afraid of. i feel like she just wants to keep everything. i don't want to start that. >> right, well i feel a little better then 'cause i was wondering if it was the beginning of something terrible. >> jimmy: i think it is genetic. i got it from my mom. i think every mom has that one drawer that is just, i don't know its like -- soy sauce, hot mustard, scotch tape, empty scotch tape. just empty plastic rolls. oh, great memories that tape was. >> yeah. we got that. we got all that. >> jimmy: we were talking backstage you said you get mistaken for different celebrities and it just happened to you recently -- >> this happened recently, yeah. >> jimmy: tell everyone where you were. >> in the hot tub -- >> jimmy: you were in a hot tub. >> in disney, florida. people sort of staring at me. >> jimmy: disney, florida. >> its either world or land. >> jimmy: i don't know which one it is, yeah. >> people were staring at me. >> jimmy: wait, they have a hot tub at disneyland? that's awesome. >> jeremy: that's weird. they got a hot tub at disneyland? >> i wasn't with mickey mouse. i was with like humans. >> jimmy: at your hotel. >> yeah. at the hotel. we went to rides part of the time but mostly hung out in the pool because it is winter in
new york. >> jimmy: that's my favorite ride, the edie falco hot tub. >> i was making a special appearance in the edie falco hot tub ride, yes. >> jimmy: you are in the hot tub with a stranger. >> a bunch of people, yes. a bunch of strangers, yeah. and my daughter who is not a a stranger. and they were looking at me and they he said, "i'm so sorry, but are you an actress?" and i said, "yeah, yeah i am." and they said, "oh, my god i'm such a big fan." and they started talking to each other and the husband said, "i don't know who it is?" and she said, "felicity huffman, oh, my god." "desperate housewives." and then my daughter looked at me like, "is that your name?" >> jimmy: no, no, no, i'm edie, i'm your mom. >> so, i said, "no, that wasn't me." >> jimmy: yeah, well you kind of resemble her. and edie and felicity huffman. >> oh yeah, sure. >> jimmy: i see a little bit there in that photo. i get the same thing when i go down -- >> with felicity huffman? >> jimmy: and there is me and joe manganiello. [ laughter ] >> i totally -- >> jimmy: covering my abs there. if i get it another time, i swear. if i had a nickel for every time. i'd have 10 cents. [ laughter ] pal, the final season, "nurse jackie."
>> yeah. >> jimmy: little sad? it's got to be sad. >> little sad. little sad. yeah. i really did absolutely love being on that set. >> jimmy: i mean you were fantastic in that. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: you got do so many things from the shows when i saw you at the emmy's. i think i almost presented you with an emmy i believe. >> almost but someone else got it. is that what you mean? >> jimmy: no, no, you got it, you won. and i'm so happy. i presented it to you. yeah. >> thank you for that. >> jimmy: you're welcome. [ laughter ] but then i saw you out there, because you are edie falco and you're a celebrity and everyone loves you and new york especially loves you. so you threw out the first pitch at a mets game. >> yeah. >> jimmy: why would you do that, though? [ laughter ] >> i don't know why i do any of this stuff to me. i'm sorry that was way more honest than i meant to be in this very moment. but i don't know why they asked me he to throw the pitch out. >> jimmy: i was just so nervous. >> i was a nervous wreck, but i have to say it wasn't my first time. however, we had heard stories of some other people who as long as it wasn't as bad as blank -- >> jimmy: here's you, i think you did a great job. here's edie falco throwing out the first pitch.
>> jimmy: that's not bad. yeah. you didn't catch it, but that good throw. [ cheers and applause ] and it could be much worse. much, much worse. here's 50 cent throwing it out. >> jimmy: there you go. [ laughter and applause ] wow! wow! >> yeah. i know he's a tough guy and everything but -- >> jimmy: now that was, yeah, that's -- yeah, that was unbelievable. well i just happen to have a a baseball and a mitt here. >> oh my gosh. will you look at that. >> jimmy: and i'm just wondering if maybe you could throw out a pitch to our pal jeremy renner and he can catch. i'll be umpire. >> okay. sure, why not. >> jimmy: you ready to do it? >> what do i do? >> jimmy: you take the glove and the ball you go over there to the pitcher's mound. >> i have to walk over there. >> jimmy: i'll be back with jeremy and call a strike or ball. but, hopefully you go for the strike. this is edie falco pitching, ladies and gentlemen, for the "tonight show." [ cheers ]
you're the coolest. i love you. here we go. strike! that's what i'm talking about right there. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ why we do this stuff? you're the best. come on. you're the greatest. edie falco. don't miss the seventh and final season of "nurse jackie" sundays at 9:00 on showtime. stick around. tori kelly performs for us after the break. there she is in the xbox green room. hi, tori! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ in the outback, we're stoking the fire for... new wood-fire grilled flat iron steak.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest just announced a headlining tour in support of her debut album "unbreakable smile." performing "nobody love" with a a little help from the roots, please welcome tori kelly, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ oh yeah oh yeah why why oh yeah oh yeah ♪ ♪ everybody's looking for that something no one ever wants to pay the price ♪ ♪ everybody's scared of going nowhere but we ain't going anywhere tonight ♪ ♪ i should be more cynical and tell myself it's not okay to feel this good when i'm with you ♪ ♪ try my best to fight it say i hate you but i always stay
oh ooh 'cause ♪ ♪ ain't nobody love ain't nobody love like you do ♪ ♪ ain't nobody love ain't nobody love like you do ♪ ♪ ain't nobody love ain't nobody love like you do ♪ ♪ ain't nobody love ain't nobody love like you do ♪ ♪ everybody's talking 'bout the next thing feel like what they got ain't good enough ♪ ♪ but all i wanna do is release the tension and bring the conversation back to us ♪ ♪ i should be more cynical and tell myself it's not okay to feel this good when i'm with you ♪ ♪ try my best to fight it say i hate you but i always stay
oh ooh 'cause ♪ ♪ ain't nobody love ain't nobody love like you do ♪ ♪ ain't nobody love ain't nobody love like you do ♪ ♪ ain't nobody love ain't nobody love like you do ♪ ♪ ain't nobody love ain't nobody love like you do ♪ ♪ yeah can we stop all the yelling baby hear me out i want you here and now ♪ ♪ try my best to fight it say i hate you but i always stay hey hey ooh yeah ♪ ♪ ♪ yeah all right everybody's lookin' for that new thing
oh oh oh ♪ ♪ ain't nobody nobody nobody love ♪ ♪ ain't nobody love ain't nobody love like you do ♪ ♪ ain't nobody love ain't nobody love like you do ♪ ♪ ain't nobody love ain't nobody love like you do ♪ ♪ oh like you do ♪ ♪ ain't nobody love ain't nobody love like you do ♪ ♪ ain't nobody love ain't nobody love like you do ♪ ♪ ain't nobody love ain't nobody love like you do ♪ ♪ ain't nobody love ain't nobody love like you do ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. that's the way to do it. thank you so much. tori kelly, everybody. "unbreakable smile" is available for preorder right
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to jeremy renner, edie falco, tori kelly. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, ladies and gentlemen, back there. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪