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snow in some of the northern areas like the lehigh valley and then seasonably cold for new year's weekend. and next week gets pretty active and potentially stormy. and by thursday, it may be cold enough for snow. >> new year's eve, those are fireworks. that's not rain, right? >> it's not rain. it's not snow. it's not thunderstorms. it's dry for new year's eve. but next week's a different story. we've got a new blog on our website on the changes in the pattern as we go into january. january is not going to be like december. >> oh, boy. nbc10.com. that's nbc10 news at 11:00. i'm keith jones. for glenn and all of us, thank you so much for watching. "the tonight show" is next. make it a great night. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- vin diesel, norman reedus, musical guest, christine and the queens.
and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 554! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, welcome. thank you! enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself. welcome. thank you, guys. that means a lot. that makes me feel good. thank you very much. welcome. that's a hot crowd right there. [ cheers and applause ] that's a hot -- that's a hot new york city crowd. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. this is it. you're here. you're part of it.
thank you very, very much. here's what people are talking about. the third and final debate between hillary clinton and donald trump is coming up in las vegas next week. that's right, and i saw that hillary's holding a contest where the winner gets to actually go watch it in person. [ laughter ] everyone was like, "yeesh, what does the loser get?" [ cheers and applause ] who wants to do that? but hillary's still dealing with all these leaked e-mails that are revealing all kinds of stuff. for instance, one of the e-mails shows that hillary clinton doesn't get along with chelsea's mother-in-law. [ light laughter ] people have heard she doesn't get along with her in-laws, they thought, "huh, maybe she is relatable." no, not -- to my in-laws, i love you guys. wikileaks also reveals that former astronaut, edgar mitchell, wanted to meet with hillary clinton's campaign chairman to discuss alien life. and hillary was like, "trust me, if there were aliens, i already would have asked them
for money." [ laughter and applause ] "dear zorb, we're still trying to reach our goal." but the best e-mail that's been leaked so far claims that hillary met with rapper q-tip last year to discuss how to appeal to hip-hop fans. [ light laughter ] the big take away for hillary -- whatever you do, don't try to rap. it's like -- ♪ h to the i to the l to the other l to the a to the r to the y ♪ ♪ and that spells hillary that's my name and running for president is my game ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ feedback ] >> jimmy: i guess the meeting with q-tip really affected hillary, because afterwards, she actually came up with some rapper names for herself. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. first, she tried li'l wheezy. [ laughter ] then she tried run d.n.c. [ cheers and applause ]
and finally, she tried wiz deleeta. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you have to give her credit for trying. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: over on the republican side, i saw that two fund-raising events featuring donald trump's running mate, mike pence, were canceled this week because of a lack of interest. you know, on the part of mike pence. he's like, "oh, yeah, i got to do this other thing." i saw that a trump supporter interviewed by cbs news said she's worried if hillary clinton gets elected that she'll ban the phrase "merry christmas." well, hillary's actually programmed her phone to say merry christmas whenever she gets a news alert about trump. it's like, "merry christmas. ha-ha hoo-wee!" [ applause ] speaking of trump, he brought up the prospect of losing the election this week, saying, "if i don't win, it will be the single greatest waste of time, energy, and money." then the guy who came up with skechers shape-ups was like,
"eh, second greatest." [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] ♪ >> steve: shape-ups. >> jimmy: but the big story today is that trump said he's preparing a lawsuit against "the new york times" for its recent articles about him. trump says what they're doing is wrong, and he's also one lawsuit away from a free one on his lawyer's punch card. [ laughter and applause ] might as well try. this is really surprising. a new poll shows that an independent candidate named evan mcmullin is actually in a a three-way tie with donald trump and hillary clinton in the state of utah. making the only time you'll ever hear "utah" and "three-way" in the same sentence. [ cheers and applause ] it's just very interesting. ♪ i saw that's the united nations
just announced that they're naming wonder woman as a new honorary ambassador for empowering women and girls. [ scattered cheers ] and michelle obama said, "yeah, go with the cartoon." yeah, that's -- [ applause ] perfect. that's -- no one -- no real women out there to -- [ light laughter ] finally, things aren't getting any better for samsung. i saw that now they're actually sending customers safety gloves to help them return the exploding phones. and they're like, hold up. turns out the gloves are exploding too. [ laughter and applause ] i'm sorry, how do we make an exploding -- we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ boogie nights ain't no doubt we are here to party ♪
♪ ♪ dance with the boogie get down dance with the boogie get down ♪ ♪ 'cause boogie nights are always the best in town ♪ ♪ got to keep on dancing keep on dancing ♪ >> jimmy: guys, halloween -- [ laughter ] >> steve: i thought we were here to party. >> jimmy: i know, that's fun, man. that was good. that was a good jam. guys, halloween is coming up and we want to do this fun thing on our show. i'm going to need your help, though. it's called "kids' campfire." so if you have kids, age ten or under, i want you to have them write a scary story, something that you would hear around a a campfire. they should give it a title, keep it under a page or two. aside from that, you can let their imagination do the rest. when they're done, just take a a photo of their script or scan it, e-mail it to email@example.com. teachers can do this, too. they can have their class do it. just scary stories or something like that. something you'd hear around the campfire. we're going to choose our favorites and then i'll read some of them on the show with some special guests. [ cheers and applause ]
spooky. >> steve: spooky stories. >> jimmy: guys, it has been a a great week so far, and there's more ahead. tomorrow night, our pal jon hamm will be here. >> steve: our pal! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love him. plus the hilarious "miranda sings," aka colleen ballinger will be joining us. and we'll have music from kings of leon. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: love those guys. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: they're always great. but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. getting a lot of buzz here, award buzz from the new ang lee movie, "billy lynn's long halftime walk." the one and only vin diesel is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] that's gonna be good. plus, he stars in the hugely successful show, "the walking dead." norman reedus is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] i love those guys. you can't beat that show. this performance tonight is fantastic. did you see this at all, quest? >> questlove: i'm waiting for
it tonight. >> jimmy: oh, it is unbelievable. i think -- who told us about this? our booker, julie, told us about her and showed us a clip. i think she worked with madonna, but it's something like you've never seen before and it's just fantastic. i'm just so excited that we get to put this on television. christine and the queens are here tonight, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] guys, it is time for "tonight show" hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: you guys are on twitter, right? do you use twitter? [ cheers and applause ] we use twitter on our show every single week. so if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday. i'll send out a hashtag on wednesday and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. you know? so this week i went on twitter and i sent out a hashtag called #ionceoverheard. so we asked you guys to tweet us something funny, weird, or
embarrassing that you once overheard. we got thousands of tweets. within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u.s. [ cheers and applause ] so, thank you so much for the tweets and playing with us. now i thought i'd share some of my favorite #ionceoverheard tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one's from @danielladerobbs. she said, "i overheard a kid in my history class ask, 'who's lbj?' another kid responded with, 'lebron james.'" [ laughter and applause ] duh. >> steve: duh. he's a king. >> jimmy: this one's from @djacksonbrown. she says, "in the sistine chapel, i overheard a guy say, 'if it was me, i would have left the walls white. would have looked bigger.'" [ applause ] this one's from @mestrain66. she says, "i heard a man sternly saying to his small child, 'we are not here to have fun.' we were standing in the middle of disneyland." like, i think we are here to have fun. [ applause ]
you gotta take this teacup ride seriously. [ light laughter ] >> steve: wipe that smile off your face. >> jimmy: this one's from @cmacleanrdh. she says, "i once overheard a a customer at our pharmacy ask the pharmacist how the nighttime cold meds know that it's nighttime." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: yeah. how does it know? >> jimmy: just take it. just take it. i'll pay for it. you just go. you take it and get out of here. >> steve: take it. >> jimmy: holy moley. >> steve: like a thermos. >> jimmy: this one's from @themadisonreed. she says, "i once overheard my grandpa say he was having a a hard time hearing. my grandma replied, 'well, put your glasses back on.'" [ laughter and applause ] give me the nyquil. this one is from @maxbennett. he says, "i heard a guy at a a bar talking to his beer. he said, 'i guess this is my life now.'" [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: ouch. oh! >> jimmy: maybe he was on the
phone. i don't know. >> steve: yeah, maybe he was talking to his -- yeah, sure. >> jimmy: i don't know if that helps. this last one's from @tracyhenry12. she says, "when i was in the restroom at work, i overheard the lady in the stall next to me snoring." [ laughter and applause ] there you have it. those are our "tonight show" hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] to check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. hart, who goes there? kevin hart and i go to a a haunted house when we come back. you don't want to miss it. hart, who goes there? [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! thank you so much for being here. thank you for watching. guys, earlier this week, kevin hart was on the show. we love kevin hart and now every time we hang out, we try to do something fun and exciting. so since halloween is coming up, we decided to go to new york's scariest haunted house. i don't like haunted houses. and i don't like being scared.
don't even think of doing it. i don't know why we even did this. but we taped the whole thing. so, it happened. so, please enjoy. [ applause ] >> jimmy: hey, guys, i'm here with kevin hart. now, last time we hung out, you and i road a roller costar. remember that? >> yeah. yes i do remember that. wasn't one of my best moments. >> jimmy: me neither, it was pretty scary but since halloween is just around the corner i want to try something even scarier. so today, we're going to new york's scariest haunted house, blood manor. i got to be honest, roller coasters i'm okay. i can do a little bit. i do not like being scared. i'm for real scared. >> you, here's, i want to say this. jump out on me if you want to. you're going get a boot to the neck. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: alright, not bad. not bad. get it. i get it. i get it. it's like a thing of snakes. it's going to, [ yells ]. >> come on, jimmy. you're making it worse. you're making it worse, man.
>> jimmy: this way, this way, this way. >> oh [ bleep ]. oh [ bleep ] hey, jimmy, i farted. [ screaming ] i have gas. [ screaming ] come on, brother. i don't know what type of freaky stuff you into, but that needs to stop. oh. oh. okay. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. yeah, yeah, yeah. [ screaming ] go, go. >> jimmy's got all the cash. my bad. my bad. go ahead. >> jimmy: i can't see anything. >> be careful. [ screaming ] i can't see nothing. [ screaming ] whoa! [ screaming ]
is it over? listen, if you guys watch this, man, at any point it looked like i was afraid, i'm an actor. [ light laughter ] come on, brother. hey. i'm out. i'm out. >> jimmy: happy halloween, dude >> why don't you go [ bleep ] yourself, jimmy. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love that dude. my thanks to kevin hart, the entire staff at blood manor in new york city. go check them out this halloween. we'll be bright back with vin diesel, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] come on! why doesn't verizon offer unlimited data like t-mobile? is it because their lte network was built six years ago? six years ago?
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in ang lee's new film, "billy lynn's long halftime walk," which is in theaters on november 11th. ladies and gentlemen, give it up for vin diesel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] p >> yeah! >> jimmy: new york's own. >> new york. new york, new york. >> jimmy: new york's own vin diesel. welcome home. how you doing, buddy? >> thank you, man. i can tell i'm back in new york. i can tell i'm back in new york. >> jimmy: right? they love you. they love you. [ cheers and applause ] did you ever go to any haunted houses or any of that stuff in new york? >> i couldn't afford going to any haunted houses in new york, but it felt like every house in
new york was haunted. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i've been to haunt -- yeah, i guess. >> you know what i mean? i was in a building that was haunted. a building called west beth. and, someone knows west beth. >> jimmy: no, that was a ghost. there was no one here. [ laughter ] there is no audience tonight. >> that was a ghost. that was definitely a ghost. and i grew up in this kind of, haunted building called west best, which was a wonderful building, miles davis recorded there. [ scattered applause ] >> jimmy: he's a good ghost. that would be fun. >> real legends recorded there. and -- but for some reason, it was haunted. >> jimmy: if i ever feel like there's a ghost, sometimes i've been in hotel rooms and i go, it feels like there might be a a ghost here. i just go, hey, i'm cool. >> yeah. [ laughter ] that's how i am. >> jimmy: assuming they can hear me but i just send that vibe out. like, what are you gonna do? >> i got no problem with you. you got no problem with me. >> jimmy: take whatever -- what are you going to do? you going scare me? that's not gonna get you anything. >> you want to talk to me? i'm bored. let's talk. >> jimmy: yeah, talk to me. let's get it over with. i need to go to sleep. >> tell me how it was back in
the day. >> jimmy: yeah, i'd be interested to hear. i'd love to have an interview. >> i wanna know! i'd love to talk to a ghost. >> jimmy: i have a schedule -- right? >> i would. >> jimmy: well, i mean, that's not me. i'm good. [ laughter ] i'm done with talking to ghosts. that was so scary for me. i don't wanna do that thing. that was like really -- i don't like getting scared at all. i mean, halloween, do you get all -- do you get into halloween? do you dress up and stuff? you got kids. >> now with kids, yeah. i used to dress up a lot. the whole halloween parade started in my building, that i grew up in. >> jimmy: oh really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love the halloween parade. i didn't know that. >> it started in my building, so weeks before the parade would happen, we would see these huge costumes and 20-foot figures and it all started in my building. so, there was always this kind of close association with -- and for me, it was free candy. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. have your kids, have you taken your kids to the parade? or they're too little? >> we go -- we -- we go trick
or treating in l.a. now. >> jimmy: yeah. they don't have the halloween parade. >> it's different. >> jimmy: no, it's a different vibe out there. [ light laughter ] but you can dress up. look, here's you hanging out with zoe saldana, your costar from "guardians of the galaxy." >> yeah, that's a little ritual we have. she's holding pauline. >> jimmy: now i'm assuming that's you, the wolf. [ light laughter ] >> of course that's me. >> jimmy: yeah, that's you. of course, yeah. >> i'm holding the twins. >> jimmy: you got her twins. i love that. >> but look at this little angel. >> jimmy: that's cute. oh, come on. that's your little baby right there. >> look at all those angels. >> jimmy: what are they gonna be? do you -- what -- 'cause she's still young that you can dress her up. at this point, what a year and a half? how old? >> i can't just -- no, they know what they want to be. >> jimmy: no, not at a year and a half. >> she doesn't know, but the older ones. vincent wants to be a dragon. >> jimmy: yep. that sounds about right. [ laughter ] that's cute. yep. >> my daughter wants to be a a golden phoenix. >> jimmy: oh. that's very cool. >> and then my producing
partner on "xxx," joe roth, promised her a role in "maleficent," so she wants to go to school as maleficent. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i can't even pronounce maleficent. >> i can't either. >> jimmy: that's really big for a little kid. my daughter was, well, she was a year and a half for halloween and she was ramen noodle soup. >> that's cute. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we just put a bunch of yarn, my wife hot glued a a bunch of yarn to a onsie and put an egg in her head and scallions. >> oh, that's mean. but that's cute. >> jimmy: no. >> it's mean, but it's cute. >> jimmy: she didn't know what was happening. yeah, i told her it was a a dragon. [ light laughter ] yeah, yeah, she was a dragon. >> she was a dragon. i mean, one year, i went as the wolfman, and i had to paint, you know, what's it called? spirit glue or something? >> jimmy: yeah, spirit gum. >> spirit gum and you put all the hair all over your face and it was disastrous, because i was itching so i looked like i had patches so i looked like the wolfman with rabies. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't have any of the elaborate costumes. i used to get the costumes that just come in a box. a cardboard box that had like a a plastic -- hard plastic mask that would -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: eventually cut your lip open when you like, "trick
or treat!" blood coming out of like a a superman. try to jump off and the thing rips in half. >> i envied you. i envied those kids. >> jimmy: really? >> because i had to like -- my parents were like, we can create something. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> we don't have to buy it. >> jimmy: that's what my wife is like. she's creating stuff. >> yeah. >> jimmy: she's making their costumes. >> we can create it. we don't have to buy it. >> jimmy: my parents would just buy and say open it up. that's what you're going to be for halloween. [ light laughter ] >> i love that. >> jimmy: it was good guy, yeah. we -- you got a bunch of movies coming out. "guardians of the galaxy 2" is coming out may 5th. [ cheers and applause ] everyone's -- everyone's excited about this. last time you were here, i made you say i am groot in like different languages. i know, i know, but remember we did that -- >> and because it went viral -- >> jimmy: it went beyond viral. >> james gunn now wants to take it from six languages to 16. >> jimmy: you're international! >> now he wants it here -- >> jimmy: yeah, we did -- >> and i did it for groot and now he wants to do 16 languages. >> jimmy: can you do one. just say i am groot, this is korean?
i have it written down if you -- [ laughter ] come on. it'd be fun. [ cheers and applause ] this is a sneak peak. it's the first sneak peak. >> this is embarrassing, guys. >> jimmy: come on. >> all right. i guess i'll try this. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> alright. so, in korean -- [ speaking korean ] >> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] that's what we want, come on. thank you. you have that. you had "the fast and the furious" comes out april 14th. [ cheers and applause ] the trailer is coming out december 11th. you have dame helen mirren in this one. >> the trailer comes out december 11th in times square. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: exciting. you have these giant, they're giant events. >> they're kind of giant events. >> jimmy: these "xxx: return of
xander cage" comes out january 20th. >> yes. >> jimmy: the trailer for the movie, this is, had 100 million views in the first week. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's big. >> well, it's been a long time since i've been "xxx." >> jimmy: i know, but how cool is that? >> it's so, you know, "xxx" was such a great experience. i needed to do a movie where i could just smile again and have fun. so many of the characters i've been playing have been so dark and brooding and -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: all that haunted house stuff. >> all that haunted house stuff, baby. >> jimmy: made you who you are today. >> it made me who i am. and so, doing "xxx" was so much fun. such a global cast. >> jimmy: but you do all the action, the action, you're great at the action stuff. and you know how to do that stuff. >> well, my shoulder's still tweaked out from jumping out of a moving car from "fast 8." so it sounds fun, but then you're at home and your daughter pulls your arm and you're like, ow. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: but then you get to do "billy lynn's long halftime walk" with ang lee.
>> a dream come true. you're going to love this movie. and i was so -- i mean, i was blown away by it being, by the opportunity of working with ang lee, he's so profound. >> jimmy: it comes out veteran's day, november 11th and the way he shot this one, if you can see it in select theaters, it's shot in 4k resolution type of thing where it's -- >> it's 120 frames. it's insane. >> jimmy: it's new technology. >> it's new technology. the irony is, there's not enough theaters to play 120 frames, so it's going to be interesting to see how it plays out. >> jimmy: how fantastic is that? can you give us a hint of what the story is about? >> well, it's -- we're following a young 19-year-old soldier who's being awarded for the worst day of his life. and joe alwyn plays the soldier. there's steve martin in the movie. chris tucker, kristen stewart, so many great -- >> jimmy: fantastic.
>> so many great actors. >> jimmy: you're getting great reviews for this, and i just think it's a powerful thing. we have a clip. >> i'm lucky to be a part of it. it's kind of a profound movie. >> jimmy: here's vin diesel in "billy lynn's long halftime walk." take a look at this. [ shouting ] [ gunfire ] >> control your fire! control your fire! [ gunfire ] >> alpha team, when we move, just fire! lynn, shroom, when we get to that file, throw everything you got on that gate! dime, you and crack start working your way to the bushes. mango, it's going down. >> what? >> i'm going down. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: vin diesel, everybody! "billy lynn's long halftime
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest stars on one of the biggest shows on tv, "the walking dead," which returns for its highly anticipated seventh season sunday october 23rd at 9:00 p.m. on amc. everyone, please welcome norman reedus! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] norman reedus! thank you for coming back to the show, buddy. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: congrats on everything, man. >> thanks. >> jimmy: i have a question i
was going to ask because i just got scared earlier from the haunted house. working with all these, the zombies and stuff like that, are you now just immune? are you just numb to it? are you just like, hey, what's up, larry? hi. [ light laughter ] hi, denise, how's it going? >> you look over and they'll be, you know, eating cheetos or something, so it's not --. >> jimmy: takes the frightening out of it. yeah. >> but i mean, i have to give them credit because when they're playing the zombies, it's the lost sort of person behind the monster that makes them scary, you know. so --. >> jimmy: yeah. well, they do it so well. but i guess you must get to know them. "the walking dead," no spoilers, obviously, but, and we won't try to get any out of you but do people just constantly ask you like, hey, you can tell me. >> all day long. [ light laughter ] all day long. i mean, cops and firemen and tsa agents and flight attendants. >> jimmy: people you respect but you can't give it up. >> people that could throw me in jail if i didn't tell them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. but you can't, yeah. what do they ask? >> who dies? >> jimmy: who dies? >> that's pretty much it. over and over and over and
over. >> jimmy: but they will find out on october 23rd. >> yeah. and i imagine a lot of people will be kicking their television sets. >> jimmy: really? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: that is a hint. that is a hint right there. you messed up! you messed up, norman reedus! >> i didn't say -- i didn't say anything. >> jimmy: yes, you did. >> i mean, it's -- it's heavy. it's really, really heavy. >> jimmy: oh, good, i want to hear, i can't wait. i want to hear about this. is this true that you opened up a restaurant in georgia? >> we did, yeah, it's called nick and norman's in senoia, georgia. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what do you serve there at nick and norman's? >> like, southern comfort food. >> jimmy: i love southern comfort food. >> yeah, it's really good stuff. >> jimmy: what is that is that like ribs? >> yeah that and, you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? is that right? >> yeah and burgers and chicken pot pie, and stuff like that. >> jimmy: oh, chicken pot pie is my jam. you have, do you have the crust on the bottom? >> it's on top. >> jimmy: oh no. >> what is it better on the bottom? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> oh i didn't know. >> well, i mean, yeah.
well the crust you have to have the full pie. >> i like the crust kind of burnt, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: me too. but i mush the crust into the pie, let it slop up and then eat it like a big -- >> baby food. >> jimmy: oatmeal or something. yeah, yeah, yeah. but i know you have a bison burger that's your favorite jam on there. what is it? >> i kind of ripped off, what is it, in and out burger, put it in lettuce and then put a a beet root and egg and the whole thing and it's a huge mess, but it's delicious. >> jimmy: we got to do that stuff. i also want to talk to you about this show, "ride with norman reedus." >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: now, this is -- this is one of my dreams to, i've never ridden a motorcycle. i don't know if my wife would even let me, but i want to, i want to ride and if i could ever ride with norman reedus, that would be fantastic. but you ride with different people and different situations? >> yeah. i mean, we'll go to different cities. we did peter fonda in florida. did brent from mastodon in new orleans. different people for different cities and meet custom bike builders there and you know. >> jimmy: and you have helmets on the -- on these bikes and i've just seen the technology on helmets have gotten so much
cooler. they actually have bluetooth, you can talk to each other. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: i want to simulate of what it would be like if maybe me and you -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: went on a, if we went on like a motorcycle run, like, this would be kind of fun. and we have bluetooth mics so you can hear me. yeah. here we can use that -- >> i fell like astronauts right now. >> jimmy: you can use -- here's what we'll do. put one leg, just put one leg over the couch. [ light laughter ] no, no, yeah, yeah. yeah, that's right. yeah, you're right. that one go there and this would go here. [ cheers and applause ] >> this is good. i always have a pocket because i take selfies while i ride. >> jimmy: you take selfies while you ride? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: very dangerous. now look, what kind of, what kind of motorcycle would we ride? [ laughter ] >> i think we're on a tiger. >> jimmy: oh a tiger? that's good.
are there any slang terms i should know beforehand? >> just don't, just don't chew gum with a full face helmet because you'll bite the inside of your mouth or don't spit as well. i've done that. >> jimmy: i don't think i can pull off the biker jacket. i've tried to do it before. >> you would look great in a a biker jacket. >> jimmy: no like one of those collarless jackets. >> no, no. do the collar. do the brando style. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. that would be rad. [ light laughter ] what is peter fonda all about? >> peter fonda is a lot like you would think he -- oh, wait, how'd you do that? i want to do that. >> jimmy: what are you talking about? >> do me, do me. >> jimmy: have you ever ridden before? this is the way i ride. wait i got it. do this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is that cool? >> much cooler. much cooler. whoa. >> jimmy: did i break it? did i just do it wrong? >> whoa. >> jimmy: here we go. oh, yeah. >> oh, gee. >> jimmy: this is going to be fun. i like doing this. we can do route 66. is what i'm dying to do. >> i would love to do that. yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> jimmy: it would be safe? >> with me driving, you'll be safe. >> jimmy: you don't do this, right? [ light laughter ] >> i think you got to, like, hold me tight, you know what i mean? [ cheers and applause ] sometimes i'll, like, jump a a curb or something, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: what music would we be listening to? >> maybe, well, the last time i went to nashville, i was listening to the pretenders. >> jimmy: i love the pretenders. like we can, roots, do you know any pretenders music? ♪ i'll stand by you i'll stand by you won't let nobody hurt you i'll stand by you ♪ >> jimmy: norman reedus, everybody! season 7 of "the walking dead" premiers sunday october 23rd at 9:00 p.m. on amc. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with a a performance from christine and the queens. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ , that's lovely...
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>> jimmy: my thanks to vin diesel, norman reedus, kevin hart, christine and the queens! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from the warner theater in washington, d.c., it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight, vice president joe biden. second lady of the united states dr. jill biden. music from sturgill simpson. featuring the 8g band with thaddeus dixon, corey glover and vernon reid. ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, how are we doing, washington, d.c.? [ cheers and applause ] thank you so mucha -- for having us here -- in your beautiful city. we're having the best week we could have imagined. now let's get to the news. donald trump told supporters last night to go out and vote on november 28th.