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rough on the roads tomorrow. a washout tomorrow and a chilly. cloudy beautiful sunday and more floodi floodi flooding paceable then. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight,oi louis c.k., musical guest tinashe,
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ots crew. yeah! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ >> jimmy: ah, that is a hot -- hot crowd. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show."e] you made it. you're here. you made it. thank you for being here. t.ys baseball season is almost starting, you guys. i'm very excited about this.
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[ cheers ]teams. teams. [ laughter ] but listen to this. the white house says president trump will not throw out the first pitch at the washington nationals game. [ audience oohs ] apparently trump was afraid of hurting his tweeting arm. [ laughter ] that's a concern. [ applause ] that's a concern. actually, they said trump had to cancel because of a a scheduling conflict. when asked if they could change the date of the game the nationals said, "we already did so he wouldn't come." [ laughter ] and you go -- [ cheers and applause ] that's rude. >> steve: that's rude. >> jimmy: that is a rude thing. i guess the nationals we're going to compromise and have trump sing "take me out the ball game," but then they saw this. ♪ take me out to the ball game take me out to the crowd ♪ ♪ buy me some >> jimmy: okay, okay, okay. stop, stop, stop. >> jimmy: okay, thank you. that's enough. right now that video is going used to break detainees at gitmo. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks ♪
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picked a note and stuck with it, man, yeah. "donald, can you hit a note if you were falling out of a a plane?" ah! ♪ buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks ♪ okay. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ take me out to the ball ♪ this is nice though. i saw that this week ivanka trump and education secretary betsy devos visited the national air and space museum. ivanka spoke to employees while betsy played with the snow globes in the gift shop. [ laughter and applause ] "is this real snow?" this is kind of cool. the trump administration is making some changes to the white house website. we actually got a sneak preview here to show you tonight. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. in fact, there's a new section on the website called "insult our allies" and it gives -- [ laughter ] it give you the option to type in a country and then it shows you what trump would tweet at wow.em >> jimmy: but let's see what
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happens when you type in france. [ typing noise ] a tweet that says, "french fries are over rated. [ laughter ] tater tots all the way. [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: let's type in italy. [ typing noise ] the tweet says, "my new immigration plan would ban mario and luigi from entering the u.s. and send them back to italy. #fakeplumbers." [ laughter and applause ] not the best. >> steve: who else? >> jimmy: let's try typing in china. [ typing noise ] "the only reason i like china is because it's fun to say. #chinachinachikitychinathechine" [ laughter and aus he likes saying it. also on the website, there's a a section called "speeches and remarks" but it looks like trump replaced that with a a section called "sniffs and breaths." [ light laughter ] it looks like there's a video attached to it. let's check it out. [ sniffing and breathing ]
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[ laughter ] >> china. >> jimmy: there you go. [ laughter and applause ] china. sniffs and breaths. i steve: yeah, why would he do n't know. it's pretty cool, man. [ light laughter ] you guys, march madness is back this weekend with the final four. [ cheers and applause ] to help us understand the big match-ups, shaquille o'neal has actually put together a video to explain his bracket and shows us who he thinks will win. it's pretty interesting. take a look at this. it'she fina. let's check in on my bracket. it a shaq bracket. it's a shaquet. let's fill it out. [ laughter ] north carolina tar heels versus oregon ducks. i love ducks. especially the mighty ducks. joshua jackson and emilio estevez in the same movie, yes please. quack quack quack, shaq shaq shaq. quaquille o'neal. oregon wins. go gamecocks? gamecocks?
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are you kidding me? you can't have 40,000 people screaming gamecocks. there's kids watching at home. inexcusable. gonzaga wins. [ laughter ] oregon ducks versus gonzaga bulldogs. ducks versus bulldogs. ducks are good. i like scrooge mcduck. mountain of coins. but bulldogs are cuter. look a this bulldog. look at that bulldog. bulldog on a skateboard. that's adorable. look here's another bulldog. and another bulldog. bulldog, bulldog, bulldog, bullshaq. i can't stop looking at bulldogs. [ laughter ] sorry, oregon, you're ore-gone. [ applause ] gonzaga wins. i'm shaq. >> jimmy: there you go. shaq's the best. guys, this made me laugh here. i read the contestants on a a reality show in scotland spent a year in the woods then to come out to learn the show was canceled back in august. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: they just forgot. >> jimmy: oh my goodness, yeah. i know how they feel, too. my parents did that to me with a game of hide and seek. [ laughter and applause ] worst 30th birthday ever.
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[ laughter ] guys, if you're a pet owner, you should listen to this. a new study finds cats love their owners more than they love food. because they figure if worse comes to worse, they can just eat their owner. [ laughter and applause ] i'm going to show a really cute video here. this -- it's a little girl. she found a broken water heater that someone had left on the curb to be thrown away and she thought it was something else. listen to this. watch this. >> hi, robot. hi, robot. [ audience awes ] i love you, robot. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i was unable to feel love until now. guys, finally this saturday is april fool's day. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: or as it's now known,
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president's day. you guys, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots right there. alause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] 's jimmy: >> questlove: that was your new dance? >> jimmy: it's my new dance called the elliptical. ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ pretty good. [ cheers and applause ] it's a good work out. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: makes you feel good. anke >> steve: super cool. >> jimmy: guys, you gotta come back again next week. we're taking the show -- 'cause i'm out of breath that's funny?
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[ laughter ] it's not easy to do it. >> steve: no.ce. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]a next w. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: guys, come back again next week. i'm taking ag steve: yeah. >> jimmy: we're going to take the show on the road. we're going on vacation, baby. studios, orlando. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we'll be launching our brand new ride -- sorry, my socks are falling down and everything. [ light laughter ] this is embarrassing. >> steve: you went all out.
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: that's not easy at all. >> jimmy: thank you. >> steve: that's like olympic triathlete material dance. >> jimmy: thank you. you're -- you should always stick up for me, man. thanks. [ laughter ] >> steve: you thbuth roar, that. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: guys, we're going to orlando, flo. and we are launching our brand new ride called "race through new york." we have a ride. we have a ride. that's crazy. ♪ we have some great guests joining us down -- >> steve: who's joining us down there? >> jimmy: down in florida. i'm talking vin diesel. can i get a one time? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm talking blake to [ cheers and applause ] ♪ dwayne johnson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i got performances, this is a a three one.
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pitbull, flo rida and jason derulo. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and you're gonna wanna tune in monday. this is real. i just got off the phone with him. i'm going head-to-head in a lip sync battle with shaquille o'neal. >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: so yeah, set your tivo's for that. it's monday. >> steve: monday. >> jimmy: monday we'll be in orlando, florida. first we have a great show tonight. this guy is one of the best to ever do it. his new stand up special 2017 or 2,017. >> steve: 21/7 whatever. >> jimmy: 21/7 you think his name is. [ laughter ] 2-0-1-7 >> steve: yeah, 2-0-1-7. >> jimmy: yeah that's the name of his -- it's out tuesday on netflix. the one, the only louis c.k. is here tonight. >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ] come on. >> jimmy: come on. louis c.k. he's fantastic. plus, from the critically acclaimed television series, is joining us.
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[ cheers and applause ] i love regina king. and we have great music from tinashe, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] and she's doing "flame" for us tonight. you've still got the flame for me for me ♪ ♪ and tell me that you still wa [ cheers and applause ] ♪ even know i've never given up in my heart even though the better part of me ♪ >> steve: how'd it go? >> jimmy: i didn't hear back yet. [ light laughter ] but i'm excited. i'll talk to her after the show. i'm probably in, right? >> steve: i'm sure you're 110% in. >> jimmy: thanks, man. >> steve: that's the best elliptical i've ever seen. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thanks man, i appreciate that. >> steve: no problem. >> jimmy: hey guys, it's time for tonight's show hashtags. here we go. [ rs hashtags ♪
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>> jimmy: hashtags. let me explain what this bit is. we do this thing every wednesday where i will send out a hashtag and then ask you guys to share stories based on that topic. so since it's spring break -- that's right, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] sound of silence. >> steve: ouch. >> jimmy: they know how to party down for spring break, man. >> steve: they're boring people. they don't go to spring break. >> jimmy: a bunch of monks here. since it's spring break. [ cheers and applause ] i sent out a hashtag and called it springbroke. i asked you to share something funny or crazy that happened to you on spring break. we got tons of responses. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? tons of them? >> jimmy: so many responses you wouldn't even believe it. >> steve: copious amount of responses. >> jimmy: your head would spin. in fact, within 30 minutes it was a trending response in the u.s. [ cheers and applause ] >> stetheyvewoe responsive. >> jimmy: five out of six dentists responded. so, now i thought i'd share some of my favorite
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#springbroke stories from you guys. here this first one is from @dmoney. dmoney87. he says, "my buddies and i didn't do any spring break planning so we ended up staying 13 guys in one room. i was both big spoon and little spoon." [ laughter and applause ] they never spoke after that trip. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: this one's from @billcod. he says, "three friends and i went to daytona for spring break. we had $137 between us so we bought $100 worth of beer, $34 worth of chips and a $3 jar of cheese dip." [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: win. spring broke. >> jimmy: win. this one's from @e41republic. she says, "one spring break, we went to florida but it rained all week so we went to a a tanning salon to prove we went to florida." [ laughter and applause ] need proof. >> steve: come on, you gotta do it. >> jimmy: this one's from at @damniterin. she says, "i couldn't afford mints for my spring break mojitos so i crushed up an
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altiod instead. i called it the mojitoid." [ laughter and applause ] i like it. damn it, erin. damn it, erin. make me another one of those mojihoid. >> steve: it's like a dollar. >> jimmy: what? >> steve: i think altoids are more expensive than mint. >> jimmy: yeah, they probably are actually. this is from @mr. dorngal. [ light laughter ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: what's your problem? mr. dorngal. >> steve: how are you spelling that? dorngal. d-i-o-dipthong. from the word, you see it's dorngal. >> jimmy: d-o-r-n-g-a-l. >> steve: d-o-r -- >. jimmy: dorngal. [ laughter ] i'm saying it a little wrong. >> steve: okay. mr dorngal. >> jimmy: it makes him sound -- mr. dorngal. [ light laughter ] 58 because so there's other -- there's 57 other varieties. 57 other varieties of dorngal.
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he says, "we bought so much beer that the hotel shelf broke and the beer spilled on the floor. we ended up soaking it up in towels and wringing it into our mouths." [ laughter ] that is a win. that is -- that is classic. >> steve: gotta do what you gotta do, man. you've got to dorngal it up. that's what they call it, dorngal. >> jimmy: you gotta dorngal it. this one's from @r.m.harrisss. >> steve: how many ss? >> jimmy: three ss. >> steve: r.m. harrisss. >> jimmy: this is from @r.m. harrisss. >> steve: what do they say? is this a good response? >> jimmy: yeah, it's a good response. he says, "right before spring break my friends and i all bought fake i.d.s from the same guy. the first bouncer confiscated them when he realized we were all named dan drobner. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wait a second.
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>> jimmy: you dropped your i.d. hold on, sir. you dropped your i.d. mr. drobner. wait a second? >> steve: you're dan drobner? >> jimmy: you're dan drobner? >> steve: and you're dan drobner? i must be seeing things. >> jimmy: i must be dan drobner. [ light laughter ] mr. dan drobner. mr. mr. dan drobner. this one's from @mimijo1. i thought it was minijo1. mimijo. >> steve: not minijo? >> jimmy: no, i do have mini drake, though. >> steve: where is he? yeah. [ cheers and applause ] he started at the bottom. >> jimmy: he started from the bottom, now here's here. [ laughter ] this one's from @mimijo. he says, "after i lathered myself with sunscreen, a storm hit the beach and sandblasted me. i looked like a cinnamon donut." [ laughter and applause ] this last one, this is funny. this guy sent a photo too.
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it's from @carsondhix. he says, "one spring break i went to the beach for two days. when i returned home my car was covered in post-it notes." look at the picture. [ laughter and applause ] there you have it. those are "tonight show hashtags." to check out more of our favorites, go to stick around. we'll be right back with louis c.k., everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the lexus command performance sales event is here, where the feeling, craftsmanship and luxury will last. but the offers...will not. experience uncommon refinement our most luxurious models ever, including the lx, ls and es during the lexus command performance sales event. but don't hesitate. this event ends march 31st. get up to $2,500 customer cash on select 2017 models for these terms. experience amazing at your lexus dealer.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest this evening is a multiple emmy and grammy award-winning artist and a recent "rolling stone" poll named him one of the top five stand-up comedians in history. on tuesday, april, 4th, he has a brand new stand-up special premiering on netflix. it is called "2017." it is called "2017." 2017. [ light laughter ] please give a warm welcome to louis c.k. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: you've got to feel the love there, louis. good to see you. thank you for coming back to see us, buddy. >> thank you, sure. >> jimmy: you look -- you look fantastic. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: you look great. look sharp. >> yeah, i like to dress up now. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's your new thing? >> well i used to dress like crap, you know, for years. and i don't know, when i was a a kid, i wanted to wear a suit when i grew up. i thought when you grow up you just put a suit on. that's what i thought. >> jimmy: yeah, when you get -- sign of a grown-up -- >> yeah and also more -- people dressed up more when i was a a kid. like, if you went on an airplane, people dressed up. you didn't have to, but people wore suits -- >> jimmy: that's right. >> on airplanes because you're going to fly and smoke in a a baby's face. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: might as well class it up a little bit, yeah. that's true. but you wore a suit in your new netflix -- >> that's right. i feel good, too, because i
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took a nap and -- >> jimmy: are you a napper? >> i -- that's my favorite thing to do in the whole wide world. [ cheers and applause ] i love napping. i'll nap -- i'll probably take a couple more before i go to bed. i'll do that like -- i'll take an 11:30 p.m. nap and go to bed at midnight. >> jimmy: oh, come on. [ laughter ] >> yes. because i don't take a nap. because i knew when -- i just love -- it's my favorite thing. >> jimmy: you like it better than sleep? >> better -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sleep is like the ultimate nap. >> you're really -- that's stupid you just said that. such a dumb thing to say. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what're you talking about? >> such a dumb thing to say. >> jimmy: nap is -- >> that's like saying you like ice cream better than eating? >> jimmy: not like saying -- >> you like ice cream better than creamy desserts? [ light laughter ] i like -- >> jimmy: none of these analogies make sense. what i'm saying is a nap is -- >> no, they all do. they all do. >> jimmy: they don't. ice cream better -- >> than dairy desserts. >> jimmy: oh, dairy desserts? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. i probably do.
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but that's not what i'm saying. i'm saying if you take a nap, are you laying down? >> yes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and -- and are you on a bed or a couch? >> depends. i mean it's -- okay. can you get just get past this part? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i just want to know where you take naps. >> that's like the dumbest thing you could have asked me. if you like naps better than sleeping. it is, it's sleeping. that's what a nap is. sleeping. >> jimmy: yeah. >> what's your favorite thing to do -- what's your favorite thing to do of all things in the world of your entire life? what's your favorite thing that you love doing out of all the things that anybody can ever do? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i like -- watching tv. >> yeah. i like naps. [ laughter ] i like them better than sex even. i like naps better than sex. i do. oh, now you're not so excited. before you were applauding. oh -- very controversial. >> jimmy: controversy there. >> it is better than sex, because first of all, a nap is
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always 100% successful. [ cheers and applause ] there's never -- there's never mixed results with a nap. >> jimmy: yeah, that's true. >> sex is good, but there's, like -- you know like -- you never take a nap where afterwards you're like, "i probably shouldn't have taken that. that was a bad idea. [ laughter ] that's going to be a problem later. can't go back to that restaurant now. [ laughter ] i have a bump on my penis." >> jimmy: all right, all right, hey. [ laughter ] >> naps are simple. they make you feel good. i mean, i get excited when i know i'm going to get take a a nap. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i get excited when one is coming. >> jimmy: going into it? >> yeah, like before. when i know, 2:00 today. like the way i used to get excited about sex when i was, like, 20. when you know you're going to have sex, it's no more -- it's better than sex itself is knowing it's going to happen when you're young. because when you're 20, you don't believe in anything. you just have -- every time a a young man has sex, like, the sex is always like, uh, that's
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probably the last time. [ laughter ] like he gets sad right away. but you know that moment when you know -- you're on a date and it's going well and then, like, when she reaches for your belt, like when she makes that move and you're, "like, this is sex!" like you just -- this is going to happen! [ light laughter ] i'm going to have sex now! and she's, like, "what?" "sorry, i shouldn't have said it out loud." [ laughter ] but -- >> jimmy: shouldn't be yelling that at you -- yeah. >> jimmy: i have more to talk to you about. more with louis c.k. when we come back from the break, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] his brand new stand-up special premieres tuesday on netflix. it's called, "2017," and it's great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: yeah, you're welcome. [ light laughter ] this is your seventh one-hour? >> that's seventh one-hour special. >> jimmy: is that -- that's kind of insane, don't you think? >> well, it's hard because you got to come up with new material for each one, so it's a lot of jokes. but, that's my only job, so -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know, but then what do you do? do you throw the jokes away, and -- >> you throw the jokes away. you start over. so every couple of years, i'm the worst comedian in the world. [ light laughter ] i nothing to say. we had to start building jokes from nothing, and you just got to go out trying. you have to go out in front of an audience and tell them new jokes that you don't know if they're funny or not because there's no way to really test jokes. >> jimmy: right. >> you know, you can't ask your friends because your friends or comedians. i mean, mine are, not yours. [ laughter ] but, you know, comedians don't want to hear each other. "hey, can i tell you my new jokes?" they're like, "ugh." it's like i have to practice kissing on his mouth or something. [ laughter ]
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you know, like, ugh, disgusting. i have one friend who's a a comedian, and he lets me tell him my new jokes. but he's stupid, so it's not helpful. [ laughter ] he's really dumb. his name is todd glass. you might know -- do you know todd glass? >> jimmy: i know todd glass. yeah. >> he's a wonderful guy. he's very funny, super dumb. >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] >> on purpose because he smokes pot, so it's on purpose. [ light laughter ] and here's what happened. i'll be telling him a new joke, and in the middle of the joke, he'll forget that it's a joke. [ light laughter ] so now, he's just listening to what i'm saying. [ light laughter ] which isn't helpful for new joke assessments. >> jimmy: yeah. >> right? >> jimmy: he's just listening to you. >> yeah. so, like, i'll give you an example. i told him a new joke recently. i was excited about it. it was about pornography. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and the joke was that -- the basic premise was that i think we don't keep -- we don't need to keep making porn. there's enough porn. [ light laughter ] there's so much porn, if we stopped, no one would, like, run out. no one's going to see it all -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> and go, "what else?" [ laughter ] no one's gonna --
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it's not like harry potter. like, "but, then what?" [ laughter ] like, it's not -- it's not. j it's so -- so, the joke i told was if you took -- you can take a newborn baby -- >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and make him start watching porn right away. [ light laughter ] for -- for -- for science. [ laughter ] >> make an -- it's an experiment. take a newborn baby. make him immediately start watching all the porn ever made -- >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> in alphabetical order, and by the time he's 50, he still won't be done with the anal section. >> jimmy: oh, okay. all right. >> okay, so that's the joke i told todd. and todd goes, "is that true?" [ laughter and applause ] jimmy him? >> yeah, it's true, todd. >> jimmy: no, that is very todd. >> they did a study at mit and they got a baby, and he just turned 50. [ laughter ] so, now they -- so, now they know. >> jimmy: they did a study at mit. >> yeah. but it must be fun to go through your bits with people. you don't -- are you, like, a a lonely writer? >> yeah. i mean, i just come up with something, and i go -- [ laughs ]
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and then -- [ laughter ] and then, i go in front of an audience, and i try it, and they go, "no." and i go, "all right. i thought that was funny." >> jimmy: do people videotape you or periscope you or that type of stuff? >> i don't know. i don't care. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't? >> that's on the internet. it's fake. that's not real. i really don't care. i mean, i once in a while, i go on youtube when i'm taking a a dump, and i look. [ light laughter ] if there's any videos of me i don't like, i ask youtube to take them down. they'll take them down. >> jimmy: oh, they will? >>h,cool i didn't know that. >> it's not a problem. >> jimmy: uh. >> that's when i do when i'm -- >> jimmy: could you come up with -- >> taking a dump. [ laughter ] i just want to be clear. >> jimmy: all right. [ light laughter ] i want to talk about -- >> on the toilet. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to talk to you about -- i want to say congratulations to you. [ laughter ] i want to say congrats -- >> okay. >> jimmy: congrats to you because you come up with a a bunch of fun ideas, and you develop -- you produce these shows. say them out loud so people
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understand that you have some involvement with these shows. >> okay. >> jimmy: "horace and pete." >> yes. >> jimmy: it's streaming on hulu. >> yes. >> jimmy: "baskets" just got picked up for season thr >> yep. >> jimmy: very funny, zach galifianakis. "better things." >> yes. >> jimmy: pamela adlon. >> yes. >> jimmy: you got season two at fx. >> yes. >> jimmy: "one mississippi" with tig notaro. [ cheers and applause ] >> season two. >> jimmy: i love it. season two on amazon. >> yeah, that's right. >> jimmy: that is unbelievable. >> and also, albert brooks and i are doing an anite>> jimmy: o. i heard about this. >> on tbs. it's going to series. it's called "the cops." >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> we're two cops in a cop car. we're l.a. cops, animated. >> jimmy: wow. >> it's not real. i couldn't be a cop. [ laughter ] it's a -- w. >> jimmy: i feel like i've seen you as a cop. >> yeah, i did when i was younger, you know. i mean, not that much younger. but anyway, me and albert both play -- we're copstalk ia bout - >> jimmy: how great is that? >> yeah, that's gonna be really funny. >> jimmy: hanging out with you and albert brooks. >> that's right. >> jimmy: i cannot wait for that show. it's called "the cops"? >> that's right. anyway, i like doing those shows. it's fun. besides my own work to go and start other shows for other
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people, that's really gratifying. it's fun. >> jimmy: yeah. you still have a boat? >> yes, i still have a boat. i haven't been on it for a a while beus [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: like what? >> i took my daughter. we -- okay. this was our plan. we were going to go from new york city to boston on my boat. we're going to make little hops. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and so, everything was going aeat. then, we went to block island. that's the last stop before it's, like, really the ocean, right? so, we made lunch, and it's a a beautiful day. and so, block island is like this. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and then, this is the atlantic ocean, just crushing it. and we're on this side. and we're like -- ♪ de de de do this is nice ♪ and then, we get above it, and we turn right and just the ocean just -- [ light laughter ] i mean, it was terrifying, and the boat's climbing waves, and then just -- [ light laughter ] just plummeting, and then totally engulfed in water. and my daughter's screaming, just screaming. and she's, like, "i can't do this!" [ light laughter ] and i'm, like, "this is good
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for her, you know." [ laughter ] she's going to learn. >> j>>: he's going to learn fro this. it's going to be a formative experience. and then, i see just this wave coming from the side now. and i was, "like, i don't want to [ bleep ] do this [ bleep ]." [ laughter ] "i don't want dfied >> jimmy: what did you do? >> so, we just turn around -- it was, like, three minutes of that. [ light laughter ] we turned around, went back. got a big fairy boat to take us to rhode island and bought a a tent in a walmart and went [ laughter ] that was the -- and i haven't been on the boat since. [ light laughter ] and i -- sometimes i'm, like, sitting in an airport or wherever and i remember that moment and i go, "ugh." [ laughter ] and i'm 49 years old. she's 11. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> i can only imagine what i did to my daughter that day. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to congratulate you again on "2017." >> "louis c.k. 2017" yeah, my name's in it. >> jimmy: "louis c.k. 2017." >> that's right. >> jimmy: it's a stand-up special.
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it's hilarious. it's available tuesday on netflix. louis c.k., everybody. [ cheers and applause ] as always -- >> thanks. >> jimmy: thank you very much, brother. regina king joins us after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers andla ♪ welcome to maxx you. you are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. you stand ouin and are pulled together. yo always comfortable in your own skin. we see everyone,s you unique. r at a price that's just right for you. maxx you. maxx life. t.j.maxx
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: our next guest is a a two-time emmy award winner for "american crime," which airs sundays on abc. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome regina king. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's out pal. come on. >> hello. >> jimmy: hello. welcome back. you look gorgeous. thank you so much for coming back to the show. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: i have a lot to talk to you about here, but one thing i want to know is i heard that you have this autographed prince album.
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>> yes. >> jimmy: and, so, he's one of your favorites. is that true? >> absolutely, all-time favorites. i got the autograph prince album at a silent auction, actually. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and i kind of just hemmed up the table the whole time and just -- every time somebody came in and put a signature after mine, i came right behind him. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what record, what album? >> "controversy." >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, that's the one. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but did you ever meet prince? >> i did. i've met -- i had three opportunities to meet prince, and they were all uniquely different and -- >> jimmy: he's great. >> he is amazing. but i think he had something about hugging because the first time i met him, he didn't quite hug me back, but i kind of felt like it was because it was the first time. he didn't really know me. >> jimmy: right. [ light laughter ] he's really not, like, a a hugger? >> yeah, and the second time -- >> jimhui'ed prince. >> did you hug -- he's so pretty. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, i don't know if i hugged him. i don't think i hugged him. no, i don't think i hugged him, eineed to take it
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personally? >> jimmy: no, no, yeah. >> okay. >> jimmy: was he wearing a a guitar? >> no, he was not wearing a a guitar. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: hmm, i think every time -- yeah. >> but the second time i met him was -- actually, he used to give this oscar party after the oscars, obviously. [ light laughter ] l >> and i was at the "vanity fair" party with reese witherspoon and ryan phillippe, and i was like, "i got invited to the prince party." and it's like -- you know, you get some e-mail out of nowhere. like, it just lands in your box -- inbox. >> jimmy: from who? from prince? >> someone named sonny. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that sounds about right, yeah. >> yeah. >> and i was invited to the party. you know, "vanity fair" party is the party. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the prince party is the party. >> jimmy: did you freak out? >> i did. i did freak out. so, then when i got to the "vanity fair" party, i was, like, "reese, i got an invitation to go to prince's party. she's, like, "i didn't get an invitation." >> jimmy: and --
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>> and i'm, like, "you're reese witherspoon." i mean -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's your -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: you can just go to any party. yeah, yeah. >> so we went to the prince party. they're playing pool. prince is jamming, him and his band, and reese and i fell asleep. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: was it sleep or was it a nap? [ laughter and applause ] because -- >> there's a difference. >> jimmy: there's a -- there's a difference. >> there's a difference. >> jimmy: yeah. >> there's definitely a a difference. >> jimmy: okay, yeah. >> it was sleep. >> jimmy: oh, my -- [ laughter ] >> it was sleep. >> jimmy: because it was hours? >> we kind of woke up like -- >> jimmy: "where are we?" [ laughter ] oh, my god. that's a great -- >> purple king. >> jimmy: gosh, he's fun. let's talk about season three of "american crime." this show, by the way, congratulations. you are so good in this show, and the writers and directors of the show and the producers do such a great job because it's a different -- it's a a whole different story every season. >> yeah, every season. >> jimmy: how exciting -- >> it's like an actor's dream. >> jimmy: and it really is. >> it really is. it really is because you get the opportunity to come -- it's like a theater repertoire.
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>> jimmy: yeah. >> re -- repertoire. >> jimmy: repertoire. >> rep -- rep -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, the -- yeah, rep. >> theater rep, grep. >> jimmy: rep. >> rep group. >> jimmy: just say rep. >> rep group. rep group. >> jimmy: it's a rep group. >> it's like a rep group. >> jimmy: it's a rep group. >> and -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: ugh. >> i'm not from new york. [ laughter ] and, you -- you -- you -- you know -- you know, that everyone's going to be great. and so, you get to come in and just play and do some really meaningful work, and it's exciting. >> jimmy: well, i got to say you obviously know what you're doing because you won two emmys for the different characters you played. [ cheers and applause ] two seasons! two for two! and, you are so great, and everybody loves you, man. i just love -- we just love seeing you. but what -- this is kind of cool. what do you do with your emmys? >> emmy. well, the first one, i brought to my mom because of course -- >> jimmy: that's the -- >> i mean, i wouldn't be sitting here -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> if it wasn't for mom. the second one, i actually brought her to the emmys. and when we got back she was like, "you know, i don't know if i have any room to pack it. how are we going to get it back to my house?" [ light laughter ] i'm, like, "mom."
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[ laughter ] "you got one." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> "can i keep this?" she says, "oh, i'll let you keep it for the year." [ laughter ] she wants her book ends. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she's going to use it for book ends, yeah. well, i think if things go the way i think, you'll be three for three -- >> knock on wood. >> jimmy: and you'll have one to give to mom. >> awe, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're the best, pal. >> thank you. >> jimmy: regina king, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] "american crime" airs sundays at 10:00 p.m. on abc. tinashe performs for us next. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ look closely. hidden in every swing, every chip, and every putt, is data that can make the difference between winning and losing. the microsoft cloud helps the pga tour turn
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: she is a rising pop star who's here with the debut performance of her new single performing "flame." give it up for tinashe! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ cold in the night when i hold you close searching your eyes but you're gone like a ghost ♪
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♪ ♪ cold in the night when i hold you close searching your eyes but you're gone like a ghost ♪ ♪ and i say baby you can put it on me cause i know i don't make it easy ♪ ♪ my body hurts with every heart beat just say i'm not the only one ♪ ♪ c'mon tell me that you've still got the flame for me and tell me that you still want to stay don't leave ♪ ♪ even though i've never given up in my heart even though a part a part of me don't work ♪ ♪ baby tell me that you've still got the flame for me
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and we can let it burn ♪ ♪ ♪ i paid the price for the wrongs i've done it's all you can do when you love someone ♪ ♪ and i say baby you can put it on me cause i know i don't make it easy ♪ ♪ my body hurts with every heart beat just say i'm not the only one ♪ ♪ c'mon tell me that you've still got the flame for me and tell me that you still want to stay don't leave ♪ ♪ even though i've never given up in my heart even though a part a part of me don't work ♪ ♪ baby tell me that you've still got the flame for me and we can let it burn ♪
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♪ and i know and i know i can't make you i can't make you let go ♪ ♪ and i don't and i don't and i don't blame you cause i hurt you before tell me ♪ ♪ c'mon tell me that you've still got the flame for me and tell me that you still want to stay don't leave ♪ ♪ even though i've never given up in my heart even though a part a part of me don't work ♪ ♪ baby tell me that you've still got the flame for me and we can let it burn ♪
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♪ let it burn let it burn yeah baby ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! fantastic. thank you. tinashe right there, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] "flame" is available on itunes right now. we'll be right back. tinashe! ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to louis c.k., regina king, tinashe once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- christine baranski, from, "the last man on earth," actress and comedian kristen schaal, music from big thief, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] great to hear. fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump will meet with the president of china next week to discuss trump's claims about china's unfair trade practices. which means we're about two weeks away from having to call
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