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roots crew. >> questlove: woo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ah ha! electric! oh, hot crowd here in new york city tonight! [ cheers and applause ] welcome. welcome to "the tonight show", everybody. thank you so much for being here. here's what everybody -- oh, i love you. i love you. [ cheers and applause ] here's what people are talking
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of course, last night, we had a a lot of presidential primaries. and it was a huge night for hillary clinton, who won in and afterwards she gave a a speech and graciously thanked bernie sanders for the vigorous said -- [ clears throat ] "and losing." [ laughter and applause ] meanwhile, during bernie sanders's speech after the losses, bernie spoke up against the family that owns wal-mart for paying low wages. a couple weeks when bernie winds up working as a greeter. [ laughter ] "welcome to wal-mart, or whatever. buy something or not. i don't care." [ light laughter ] donald trump won every republican state primary last night except for ohio, which went to john kasich. trump didn't seem to mind since he said, as he put it, "the word 'ohio' is full of zeros. [ laughter and applause ] it starts with zero and ends with zero." that's right, john kasich had a a big night last night, winning his home -- yeah, that's a good one, yeah.
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i like that one, too. john kasich had a big night last night, winning his home state of ohio. they even dropped confetti at the end of his victory speech. but i think there might be such a thing as too much confetti. look at this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who won? i don't know who won. i can't see. oh, my gosh. [ applause ] oh, my goodness. and today, kasich announced that the confetti cleanup has created 100 new jobs. [ laughter and applause ] so already it's working. kasich was like, "might as well use it up. i'm not going to need it again." [ light laughter ] [ audience aws ] let's be honest. oh, really? yeah, okay. donald trump gave his victory speech last night at his mar-a-lago club in palm beach. at least one of his supporters seemed pretty happy to get on camera. check out one guy in the background of the news report. watch this. >> he has not yet talked about
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potentially having that labor here in the united states. a reporter tried to ask him about that about a week ago, and he told the reporter that nobody was listening to him. also talked about bringing the party together. mentioned a phone call with mitch mcconnell. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: "i think i just photo bombed." actually, donald trump gained a a lot of delegates with his primary wins last night. and it looks like he hit a a really significant number. take a look at the number. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] yeah. when trump said he was good at making deals, i didn't know he was that good. [ laughter and applause ] the other big story from last night was that marco rubio pulled out of the race after losing the florida primary to trump by almost 20 points. but it still is a great story. i mean, nothing symbolizes america more than the son of poor immigrants growing up to run for president and then being crushed by a billionaire.
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>> jimmy: america. >> steve: a beautiful american tale. >> jimmy: you see this? "the new york times" ran a a story profiling donald trump's former butler. and in the article, the butler revealed that trump wears a a white hat when he's in a good mood and a red hat when he's in even crazier, pope francis does the same thing. [ laughter and applause ] you don't wanna -- he's in a bad mood. see how upset he is? see how upset he is? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and this is a big deal here. president obama nominated appeals court judge merrick garland to serve on the supreme court. judge garland actually got choked up while accepting president obama's nomination in the white house rose garden. especially when obama was like, "will you accept this rose?" [ laughter ] "i was actually in love with two judges until the very end." of course, a lot of americans are wondering how the nominations process is going to work. and i'm not sure reporters are really doing a very good job of explaining it. take a look. >> unfortunately, you're right, that supreme court nominations tend to be a rather complex
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>> republicans and peter are both correct on the process. >> right. >> but trying to explain process is complicated. >> but there has been a a confirmation. anthony kennedy was confirmed -- >> in an election year. >> in 1988 -- in 19 -- in the year that -- >> reagan was -- >> that, that, well, that george w. bush -- george herbert walker bush was running to succeed him. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: the -- the --the -- the last time this happened was in the year that didn't happen, which was leap year. [ laughter ] by the way, these are the people who are paid to explain things to you. just so you know -- just so you know what we're talking about. [ applause ] that's what they do for -- oh, this is just crazy. i saw that some researchers at stanford university have made tiny robots that are modeled after bugs and found that six of them could actually move a a car weighing almost two tons. yeah. while two real new york city cockroaches can actually flip the car over and set it on fire. [ laughter and applause ] so, they're close. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: they're doing what we do, but we do it every day. >> steve: patience, patience.
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7-11 will hold its second annual bring your own cup day, where it will give customers a a discount on slurpees as long as they bring in any container resembling a cup. in a related story, home depot just sold out of trash cans. [ laughter ] sold out. [ applause ] "cherry and blue --" >> steve: suicide. >> jimmy: my favorite flavor is blue. [ light laughter ] and finally, this is a pretty big deal, you guys. selena gomez just became the most followed person on instagram, with almost 70 million followers. [ cheers ] when reached for a comment, kim kardashian said, "i can't get any more naked, guys. i mean i gave you everything i got." [ laughter ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ]
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hot crowd! a great show tonight, too. it's going to be fun. it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, golden globe award-winning clive owen will be here. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: then on friday, john krasinski is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] we have something fun going on with him. but first, we got a great show tonight. we love this woman. from the new film, "miracles from heaven," jennifer garner is here. [ cheers and applause ] gorgeous. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: funny. great actor. >> steve: talented. >> jimmy: we're going to catch up with her. then jennifer and i are going to play a brand-new game called "truth or door." >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs ] >> steve: classy. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you. [ light laughter ] plus he stars in the new series, "the people versus o.j. simpson." are you watching this thing? >> steve: yes. insane. >> jimmy: it is phenomenal. everybody in the show, just perfectly cast, and just wow. i can't believe it. it's just a crazy story. i can't believe it's -- >> steve: it's real. >> jimmy: real. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: but he's fantastic in cuba gooding jr. is dropping
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[ cheers and applause ] plays o.j. the whole thing is nuts. cuba gooding jr., remember when he hosted "snl"? >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: and he was great. he was a good host. >> steve: he was pure energy. >> jimmy: he was the first guy that introduced me to -- we went out to dinner with lorne and you. and he goes, "i'll have prosciutto and melon." i go, "what?" i don't know what prosciutto -- i didn't know what prosciutto was. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: i go, "what and melon? why are you getting that?" and he goes, "you never had prosciutto and melon?" it's like a spicy -- oh, no, it's a salty ham. i go, "no." anyways, i got it. and it's phenomenal. but anyways, he turned me on to that. i don't know why. it's not a good story. [ laughter ] >> steve: it's a true story. >> jimmy: it's true. thank you. >> steve: that's what makes it real. >> jimmy: thank you. [ light laughter ] >> steve: it isn't funny. >> jimmy: not necessarily funny. that's our slogan. >> steve: that's our slogan. >> jimmy: welcome to "the tonight show." not necessarily funny. [ light laughter ] >> steve: no, but true. usually. >> jimmy: it definitely happened. it definitely happened. >> steve: usually true. >> jimmy: yeah. we got a great -- yeah, usually. >> steve: yeah. not all the time. >> jimmy: not really true. yeah.
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my man pete yorn is here. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look at this. that's my man, pete yorn. you guys, whenever i get some down time here at the show, i like to go on instagram and scroll through all the photos. [ light laughter ] really? >> jimmy: one thing i noticed is that a lot of times two people will write the exact same caption -- >> steve: uh-huh. >> jimmy: but the pictures they post will be completely different. it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm going to show you what i mean in this new segment -- it's time for -- the next segment. [ light laughter ] we've done it before. again, the show is not 100% true. sorry. [ laughter ] if you caught it at home, that wasn't true. it's time for "picture this." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] picture this picture this picture this yeah picture this >> jimmy: because we've done this bit before. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: but i want to explain it to you again. >> steve: because i don't understand it. >> jimmy: again, you probably forgot what it's all about. here's an example. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: all right? this one is from hillary clinton and donald trump. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: they both wrote, "when i become president thousands of americans will be here."
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posted. hillary clinton posted a a picture of an inauguration. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: yeah. and donald trump posted a a picture of canada. [ laughter ] see what i'm saying? >> steve: i see what you're saying. >> jimmy: see what i'm saying? >> steve: same words, different photos. >> jimmy: same words, different photos. here's one from -- oh, i love both these places. mcdonald's and arby's. >> steve: yes. they both wrote "it's the color green." >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: mcdonald's posted a a picture of a shamrock shake. arby's posted a picture of their roast beef. >> steve: oh, my. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is 100%. >> steve: yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: next one -- it is true. >> steve: yes. it is verified. >> jimmy: it is verified. [ light laughter ] 100%. the next one is from john kasich and ben carson. they both wrote "my spirit animal." >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: john kasich posted a a picture of a lion. ben carson posted a picture of the cartoon droopy. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh.
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>> steve: i see it. "i'm running for president. are you going to vote for president? why didn't i win?" [ laughter ] i almost killed my -- i stabbed a guy. [ laughter ] that is true. >> jimmy: yeah, that is actually true, yeah. here's one from lebron james and dwwyne johnson. they both wrote, "i can't believe i was able to fit this in my suitcase." lebron james posted a picture of a row of his shoes. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: dwayne johnson posted a picture of kevin hart. [ laughter and applause ] how would that be possible? >> steve: maybe it's a very large suitcase. >> jimmy: probably saved a lot on airfare. keep going. here's a caption from president obama and donald trump. they both wrote, "i've trained him to stay on command. it's so cute." president obama posted a a picture of his dog, bo. donald trump posted a picture of chris christie. [ laughter and applause ] "good boy. good boy. don't move.
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[ laughter ] here's one from apple and microsoft. >> steve: oh, wow. >> jimmy: they both wrote, "sorry, fbi, but this is forbidden fruit." apple posted a picture of their logo. microsoft posted a picture of bill gates from the '80s. [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: racy. >> steve: that's spicy. [ cheers ] yeah. >> jimmy: can we see that again? can we bring that back up? look at that. [ light laughter ] that is the best photo ever. here's one from president obama and joe biden. they wrote, "i learned a lot more from this musical than i could have ever imagined." president obama posted a a picture of "hamilton." joe biden posted a picture of disney's "frozen on ice." [ laughter and applause ] which is -- >> steve: you know, you learn a a lot. >> jimmy: it's based on a a movie. based on a true movie. >> steve: based on a true movie. >> jimmy: based on a true movie. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> steve: it's a real movie. >> jimmy: it's a real movie. >> steve: the movie was released. >> jimmy: you never seen "frozen"? >> steve: oh, my god, you'd love it. >> jimmy: you gotta be kiddin' me. >> steve: did you watch "frozen" on 4k?
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[ laughter ] it's like you're actually there in the real world. >> jimmy: you got a monster cable? >> steve: monster cables? >> jimmy: you got to hook it up with blu-ray. monster cable. get you "frozen." [ laughter ] >> steve: look at that. let it snow, that's what i say. >> jimmy: no, you put it on, it's like -- let it go let it frozen all the time the kids are all singing. frozen frozen you got to see my house. are you kidding me? >> steve: i love it. i love it. >> jimmy: picking up toys. >> steve: -- out of garbage cans, i love it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got to get the monster cables. >> steve: they're great. >> jimmy: now, you work here at best buy? >> steve: yeah, i work -- no, not really, no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but you're dressed -- you're wearing a blue shirt and khaki pants. >> steve: i just happen to be wearing a blue shirt and tan pants. >> jimmy: all right. so you're giving me advice on what i should do? >> steve: yeah. what i would do is i'd get that 4k. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> steve: i get the monster cable. >> jimmy: are you talking about the 4k? >> steve: i'd get the 4k. why would you get anything other than 4k? >> jimmy: what are you, [ bleep ] kidding me? [ laughter ] you gotta get the 4k. [ cheers and applause ] 4k! 4k kidding me.
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>> jimmy: you 4k kidding me over here? you can say that, right? 4k. here's the last one. [ laughter ] the last one is a caption from carmelo anthony and dennis rodman. they both wrote, "go orange." carmelo anthony posted a a picture of his alma mater, syracuse. dennis rodman posted a picture of donald trump. there you go. that's all the time we have for "picture this." we'll be right back with jennifer garner, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] alright, what do you think boys? we could do tacos. we could do some thai. ooo... how 'bout sushi, eh? (dog yawns) no, we're not having barbecue... again. (dog groans) why? because you're on four legs, and i'm on two... and i'm driving. that's why.
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okay, what is this? it's chewy. really icy. wooh. that's intense! it just hits you. its gum. no. it's totally a mint! it's disappearing as i am chewing it. where did it go? it's not a gum. not a mint. it's a breakthrough in cool.
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whatcha gonna do when you get outta here? i'm gonna have some fun! what do you consider fun? fun, natural fun! yeah, we rocking right now. there's a party over here.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, roots. our first guest is a golden globe award winning actress starring in a new film called "miracles from heaven," which opened in theaters today. please give a nice, warm welcome to the lovely jennifer garner, everybody.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! you're the best, man. >> i'm glad to see you. >> jimmy: so good to see you. >> hello. >> jimmy: i always love seeing you. welcome back. you look gorgeous, as always. >> thank you. thanks. i feel like my bits and pieces are gonna come out, but -- [ cheers ] you never know! >> jimmy: if you have a 4k tv. [ laughter ] you always look fantastic, by the way. >> oh, thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: i have a picture of you from the academy awards. and you look gorgeous. >> oh, that's nice of you. thank you. >> jimmy: i mean, knock out. knock out, i mean, come on. >> they don't like it. >> jimmy: oh, they love -- absolutely. >> because where's the love? >> jimmy: no, no. >> that was not easy to wear. >> jimmy: wait, that was good. who were you wearing? >> this was versace, and they made it just for me. >> jimmy: come on. >> do you know how they make it? >> jimmy: no. >> because see how i have a a waist right there? i don't have one in real life anymore. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is it air brushed? >> no, no, no, this is legit, but what they do is they move your organs around. okay, it's a two -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> no, they're basically two men who come in with screw guns. and they screwed me into a
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this isn't true, but it was a a metal corset and did take two -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was like, wait. what's going on? yeah. >> no, there were two italian people who are, you know, talking very quickly and the next thing you know, my ribs were compressed. but i looked kind of, you know. >> jimmy: like a -- like a a spanx? >> it's not like, no, dude, it's not like that. it's so intense. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, dude! damn, daniel. [ laughter ] >> damn. >> jimmy: no, dude! >> no. >> jimmy: it is not like -- what? >> it is very intense. it's not like scarlett o'hara. there's metal inside it. and these people just kind of move your ribs. >> jimmy: i've never heard of this. >> and they move your liver out of the side. and they pop you in. [ laughter ] and to keep it in place. >> jimmy: it doesn't feel -- that doesn't sound comfortable to me. >> you know what? it turns out four hours in, it's not. but to keep you in place, you step into a body suit, first, which is like the bottom of a a leotard, but it's a thong. you know what that is? >> jimmy: no, i mean, i do. [ laughter ] no, i don't -- not by experience, no. >> yes. so i was in that. >> jimmy: i go commando.
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>> this very dress. and we were watching the academy awards. i went with one of my best girlfriends. we've gone like to six or seven of those things together. >> jimmy: fun. >> and we're sitting there and suddenly my ribs started to like panic. i had a panic attack in my ribs. >> jimmy: what's that? [ laughter ] i don't know what that means? >> they were spasming. i was having a muscle spasm. >> jimmy: going up and down? >> everything in here started to -- >> jimmy: freak out. >> freak right out. >> jimmy: yeah. >> freak out. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i said i'm gonna have to stand up. i can't -- i can't breathe. i mean i have to stand up. they'll think your kanye west. [ laughter ] protesting. >> jimmy: you're storming -- >> you can't stand up! you have to sit down. >> yes. comfortable. oh, my gosh. my ribs are totally freaking out. i can't breathe, i can't move. so, we're trying not to -- we're laughing and that makes it worse. and finally there was a blessed commercial break and i could kind of teeter this whole dress to the backstage. well, we stood backstage for a a while and i calmed down. and then i realized i had to go
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[ laughter ] so i don't know, you know, if you've ever gotten married and you've gotten -- been in there with your bridesmaids and the wedding gown. and it's a thing. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay, it's a thing. >> jimmy: all right, sure, sure, sure. >> we understand, right, ladies? >> jimmy: i'll take your word for it, yeah. >> okay, yeah. just take my word for it. so, we go into the bathroom 'cause she's gonna have to hold something up. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> okay. [ laughter ] it's not pretty. i just feel like you should know the truth about these things. >> jimmy: the guys would never have, this would never ever happen to a guy. >> this would not happen. >> jimmy: hey, can you go to the bathroom, and unzip my pants? [ laughter ] no, i would never, it wouldn't even come up. the guy would just rather just go in their seat rather than have that happen. but she helped you out? >> okay, so, we get in there -- >> jimmy: like a snowsuit? 'cause that's tough. >> it feels like it. it's worse than a snowsuit. it's worse than a toddler in the snowsuit. >> jimmy: it's worse than that? >> because of the body suit. >> jimmy: oh, so it's like a a snowsuit thong. >> you see what i'm saying? >> jimmy: like a thong snowsuit. >> yes. >> jimmy: okay, yeah.
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body suit, 'cause it had a hook and eye situation was in an intimate position. [ audience ohs ] it was like in -- >> jimmy: okay. >> my vagine. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't. no, okay, wait. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. all right. >> jimmy, you're a grownup here. >> jimmy: we all have a mental photo of it right now. we're good. >> okay? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> so i couldn't reach it, you know what i'm saying? so, i said to my friend, i said, i don't know what's gonna happen, but i think you've gotta get this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no! what kind of friend is this? >> i couldn't reach it! >> jimmy: no! >> well. >> jimmy: absolutely not. >> she's a good friend. she said, if this has to be done, it has to be done, but listen, i want you to give it a a good college try. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: before i commit -- before i commit to anything. >> before i get in there. >> jimmy: you gotta at least try. >> you gotta really -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> so eventually, eventually it worked out. >> jimmy: you figured it out. it worked out. >> yeah. and i'm gonna get those ribs removed anyway. >> jimmy: yeah, good for you. [ laughter ] good for you. >> yeah! >> jimmy: you show them, man. >> yeah. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: i gotta say this movie, you're fantastic in it. you know i'm a fan of your stuff.
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>> it is. >> jimmy: it's heartbreaking but it's also, it makes you just believe and hope. i just -- explain the story. it's almost -- >> so "miracles from heaven" is based on christy beam's memoir "miracles from heaven." and she tells the story of her family's journey as her daughter is inexplicably becomes more and more sick and she tries to find the right treatment for her. and then out of the blue there is a big miracle and sweet annabel is, you know, spoiler alert, but you might as well know there's a happy ending. she's cured. >> jimmy: yeah. it's almost, you can't believe it's real. >> you can't believe it's real until you sit with the real little girl and you sit with christy and annabel and their family. and you see how honest and sincere and what good americans, what an amazing american family they are. and it just makes you realize, oh, they're not messing around. this really happened to them. >> jimmy: and if you have kids, you're just gonna lose it. you're just gonna lose it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're fantastic in
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>> jimmy: but it's great. it's fun. i wanna show a clip. here's jennifer garner in the new film "miracles from heaven." >> this is our fourth time here. >> this isn't acid reflux. her throats sore, because she's been throwing up for weeks. >> well, ma'am, i'm the doctor and that's my diagnosis. so if you'll excuse me, i have other patients i need to see. >> excuse me, this is not acid reflux. there's something wrong with our little girl. >> mrs. beam, you need to calm down. >> no, you calm down. you find me another doctor, you run some more tests. i'm not leaving this hospital until i know what's wrong with my daughter! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jennifer garner, everybody. "miracles from heaven" is in theaters now. when we come back, jennifer garner will play a a brand-new game called truth or door. it's gonna be fun, stick
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm here with jennifer garner! [ cheers and applause ] the new movie "miracles from heaven" is in theaters right now. we're gonna play a new game called "truth or door." [ cheers and applause ] truth or door ooh [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay. we are going to need another player. and we found a good one. he's currently starring in "the people versus o.j. simpson" on fx. please welcome cuba gooding jr.! [ cheers and applause ] what's going on , man? i love you, buddy. that's what i'm talkin' about. come on. come on, buddy. yeah. i'm lovin' the hair, man.
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[ cheers and applause ] looking good, buddy. all right, now, the game works like this -- it's not a buzzer. >> i don't need -- >> jimmy: no, no, no. please, no, no. the game works like this. on your turn you choose either truth or door. >> okay. >> jimmy: if you choose truth, you have to honestly answer one of the personal questions contained here in the truth box. [ laughter ] and if you choose door, one of these dare doors will open and you must accept whatever dare is behind it. if for whatever reason you cannot answer the truth question, then you have to take a dare. all right? cuba, you're up first. truth or door? [ cheers ] >> door! >> jimmy: oh! [ cheers and applause ] which -- which door will it be? >> oh, i gotta pick a door too? >> jimmy: yeah, door number one, two or three.
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[ cheers ] >> i came honest, dude. >> jimmy: open door number two! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: we dare you, cuba, to dress up like a cowboy and remain a cowboy and talk like a a cowboy for the remainder of the game. and whenever somebody mentions your name, you must say, "yee-haw." [ laughter ] come up here. come on up here. [ cheers and applause ] >> the boots too? >> steve: put the boots on. >> oh, my goodness. [ cheers ] >> you need a hand? >> steve: no, he's good with that. he's gotta put his boots on. >> okay. wanna make sure. >> oh, my gosh. i can't get my foot in the shoe. i got this, man! >> jimmy: i know! i'm sorry.
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>> jimmy: this is a good look. >> just right over the top? >> jimmy: not bad. >> yippee ki-yay mother [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: no, you can't say that! [ cheers and applause ] this is never gonna get through. you can't say that! >> steve: remember, if they don't fit, you must acquit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like the tv show. >> there you go. [ cheers and applause ] you want me to stay up here? you want me to come down there? >> jimmy: there he is, you guys. right there. [ cheers and applause ] he's a cowboy. >> what happens if you say cuba? >> jimmy: yeah, cuba? >> yee-haw. [ laughter ] >> does that happens every time we say cuba? >> yee-haw! [ laughter ] ki-yay mother -- >> jimmy: no, you can't say it. judges. you can't say that.
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you got off easy, i think. jennifer it is your turn. will it be truth or door? [ cheers ] door? what door, what door, what door, what door? >> three! >> jimmy: door number three! >> steve: your dare is you must -- >> you must play with my balls! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no, no! >> yippee ki-yay. >> jimmy: yee-haw, yee-haw. >> all right, yee-haw. >> steve: you must hold these frozen water balloons for the rest of the game. [ audience ohs ] >> no problem, baby. >> steve: that's nothing after the story i heard last act. >> jimmy: it's like holding the ice. >> that's no problem. >> steve: enjoy. >> oh, that's cold. [ laughter ] no problem. oh, that's chilly. [ laughter ] >> steve: cuba! >> jimmy: let's take our
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enjoy the game. >> jimmy: okay, here we go. it's my turn. here we go. >> oh, you gonna play, too? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. do you wanna ask me if i wanna play -- >> will it be truth or door? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i'm picking truth. come on. [ cheers ] you are the weakest link. "tell us about the night you lost your virginity." [ cheers and applause ] i'm going with door! here we go. door. hey, guys, when it happens, then i'll have a story. [ laughter ] i'm going with -- i'm gonna go with door. i'm gonna go with door -- no!
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it's frozen, right? all right, i'm gonna go with door number two. >> steve: come on up here, everyone. we dare you, jimmy, to let your opponents paint your face in whatever way they want. [ cheers and applause ] everyone, come on up. >> oh, that's okay. >> steve: jimmy can hold these. >> oh! >> jimmy: all right, thank you. i'm holding cuba's balls, okay. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: then a reveal? >> steve: there's gonna be a a reveal. so exciting. [ laughter ] do the rest of the show. >> oh! >> you runnin', jimmy! >> jimmy: i'm sorry, i'm sorry. it's very cold. this isn't even my dare. it's freezing.
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>> you know what? >> jimmy: all right, all right. i'll talk about -- i'll talk about my virginity. >> steve: time is up. >> wait, wait, wait, wait. we're not done. >> steve: all right. ready? turn around. present yourself. >> wait, wait, wait. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. >> steve: ready! >> jimmy: okay, here we go. ready? >> steve: drum roll please. >> here, give me my balls. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what has happened? what has happened to me? what's going on? our thanks to jennifer garner and cuba gooding jr. [ cheers and applause ] we're talking to cuba after the break. stick around, everybody. >> yee-haw!
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i could. but you still can't. [ light laughter ] you can't remove all of this. which airs tuesday nights at 10:00 pm on fx. ladies and gentlemen, give it up for my best friend, cuba gooding jr. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, come on. you're a good sport. thank you for doing that. >> so are you. >> jimmy: yeah. really thank you for painting that. >> wow. you got. >> jimmy: flower on my cheek. >> you got real balls to do that. real balls. >> jimmy: yeah, i appreciate that. unbelievable. >> real heavy. >> jimmy: how are you? [ light laughter ] i like the hair, man. >> thanks, man. >> jimmy: you're always looking good, sharp. >> go incog-negro, you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's not how you spell that. but anyways, we've known each other a long time. >> a long time. you know, i always tell people that we feel like -- my wife and i feel like we found you.
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store for first time and saw a a friend of ours performing, and then they said and the next guest come up, and they introduce you. you blew us away so much. i don't know if you remember. i came up to you and i said, i'm going to follow your career. everything you do, we feel like proud parents. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i do. i'll never forget that, yeah. the best. >> you're killing. you're killing it, jimmy. >> jimmy: come on. proud parents. you're the best. last time we were together was at the "snl" 40th anniversary. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we were on stage. >> with prince. >> jimmy: singing with prince. >> that's right. remember that? >> jimmy: was that insane for you or was that normal for you? >> well, i don't know -- you can't say it's ever normal when you're with prince. >> jimmy: do you know prince? >> that's the third time i had an experience like that with him. there was a time when he did concerts at the -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, no, it was cool. >> what's wrong with you people? i'm talking about on stage with him. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> with my shirt off. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> no, but he was at the forum and sheila e. was performing with him and on that specific night she was just in the
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she wasn't on stage. she was sitting behind me. and he looked at her and she was pointing at me. and he looked at me and said come up on stage. and so we both went on stage. and we were flipping and flopping. >> jimmy: because, no, well you're a breakdancer. >> yeah, yeah. or a crackhead. either one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. >> every once in a while, i still try to do a breakdance move. no, this is true. i was in the club the other night, broke my ankle. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? >> well, i sprained it. [ laughter ] but, yeah -- >> jimmy: that's the same thing. >> doing one move i've done a a million times before. i felt a pop. and stood up with my hands like this. everybody's like, "yes!" and i was like, "i'm hurt!" >> jimmy: like, "dude, you the best pop-and-locker. you're like -- >> yeah. that's right. that's right. >> jimmy: please, get me an uber. get me an uber. >> that's right. i got to get out of here. >> that's right. >> jimmy: but, so wait, you ended up dancing with prince? >> yeah. >> jimmy: but that was crazy. i did that once, i went to a a prince concert. he wanted me to come up and dance. i go, i, no. or his management wanted me to come up and dance. i go, 'i'm not a dancer." anyways, long story long. [ light laughter ] >> long story long.
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up on stage, right? he goes behind the drum set, and then leaves me just standing in front. because i thought he was going to dance. quest was like, i'm not dancing. [ laughter ] so, i'm up there and prince leaves. [ light laughter ] so it's just the band playing and it's just me on stage and the band and i'm going like -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, no! >> jimmy: awful, awful. >> oh, no! >> jimmy: awful experience. awful experience. no, yeah, exactly. terrible experience. awful experience. but turned out great the night when we were all singing. that was fun. >> oh, that was phenomenal. >> jimmy: i gotta say, dude, you're just great. always good to see you. doing great work. but this "people versus o.j. simpson." >> yeah. >> jimmy: it is my favorite show right now. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it is the best show on television right now. i love it so much. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: you are great. you're phenomenal. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you got john travolta, nathan lane, sarah paulson. >> sarah paulson. >> jimmy: courtney b. vance. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, hitting homers. >> channeling. channeling the case. >> jimmy: hitting homers. i was like, crazy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but i don't know what it's like to act in it, but to
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>> it's the reason we're all there is 'cause of ryan murphy. you know. you want to work with real filmmakers who strive for truth and in detail and everything. and it's one of those experiences that we knew we were doing something special because he had brought in john travolta who's an icon. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and he, no holds barred. >> jimmy: yeah. like down to the last detail. it's just perfectly done, cast, acted. i want to show everyone a clip. here's cuba gooding jr. as o.j. simpson and david schwimmer as robert kardashian in "the people versus o.j. simpson." take a look at this. >> is it impolite to ask? i mean -- >> no, man. talk to me. >> what is howard's game plan? >> i don't know what howard's thinking. that's what i keep telling you. >> i mean, why did he let you get cuffed last night? >> that's what i'm saying. why was i cuffed? and now it's all over tv. >> no only that, why did you let him get interviewed? >> whatever they asked me i talked to him because i told them i had nothing to hide. what do i got to hide? juice ain't got nothing to hide. >> then why in the hell were you in there alone? >> i don't know, man. i don't -- these are good
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: cuba gooding jr., everybody. cuba gooding jr.! "the people versus o.j. simpson" airs tuesdays at 10:00 pm on fx. pete yorn performs for us next. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ohhh. hey siri, set timer for fourteen minutes. ok, fourteen minutes and counting. waiting for cookies. hey siri, play me waiting playlist. thank you.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest launched a u.s. headlining tour here in new york last night in support of his seventh album "arranging time." performing "lost weekend," please welcome pete yorn! [ cheers and applause ] is there anybody out there is there anybody waiting getting sick of
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all you want is some attention you can tell the truth you can tell a lie say anything you want to say are we all just lost in time is there reason not to change stay the same become a new thing walk backwards step beyond never forget where we come from and you can tell the truth and you can tell a lie wonder with what anyone says
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straight outta suburbia straight outta suburbia [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: pete yorn! [ cheers ] "arranging time" is out now. we'll be right back, everybody!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to jennifer garner, cuba gooding jr., pete yorn once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, right there, from philadelphia. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- john goodman. music and chat with joanna newsom. featuring the 8g band with matt cameron. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! everybody. night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. donald trump won yesterday's republican primaries in florida, illinois and north carolina. trump did especially well with white males, caucasian men and non-women of no color. [ laughter ] according to exit poll data, two thirds of republican voters in yesterday's florida primary were
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and the other one third were their parents. [ light laughter ] after finishing a distant second in his home state of florida, marco rubio announced yesterday that he is ending his campaign. rubio plans to return to his old job as a lego businessman. [ laughter and applause ] they'll take you back. you're too good at it. [ applause ] when announcing last night that he is dropping out, marco rubio told supporters, we should have seen this coming. if it makes you feel any better, marco, we did. [ laughter ] hillary clinton won yesterday's primaries in florida, illinois, north carolina and ohio. and you can tell she's feeling confident, because she gave her victory speech from the oval office. [ laughter ] he just went about his work in the back. he's a good guy. john kasich said in his victory speech last night that if you can't win ohio, you can't be president. because nobody knows winners

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