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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, from "captain america: civil war," chris evans and robert downey jr., marvel's "jessica jones," krysten ritter, and music from fall out boy, with cleto and the cletones. and now for good measure, here's
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[ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you for watching. this is a great night to be here. we have a marvelous marvel of a show in store. three super hero night tonight. captain america, aka chris evans, and iron man himself, robert downey jr. are here with us. and they're here with a big surprise, which i'm not supposed to reveal until they get out here but i can't wait so i'm going to say. captain america and iron man are having a baby. [ applause ] captain iron baby will -- no, they're not having a baby. they do have a surprise. it's exciting to have them here together. typically when you see them
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outside on the street fighting over an oxycodone pill. also from the new marvel show on netflix called "jessica jones," krysten ritter is here with us. we've got three super heroes. last night the cast from "star wars," tonight the three characters what marvel comics. this is never you don't ever remember that. also tonight the season finale of "dancing with the stars." it all came down to bindi irwin, my preseason pick back street boy nick carter. guess what i lost, that thousand dollars. that thousand dollars is gone. between the mets and bindi irwin, this has been a very difficult month for me. last night pagan y megan trainer was on "dancing with the stars." during her performance this is what local viewers saw on the
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what's that smell, so cal mystery floating. how flattering. it doesn't matter what words you sing when that's emblazoned across your mid section. that's also. gary bus si will be locked back up in his bell tower. and from bindi and nick and all the stars who dance so proudly we say farewell. good news is when one "dancing with the stars" season ends, three weeks later another one begins. this is great, bernie sanders, senator from vermont who is hoping to win the democratic nomination for mt. got an unexpected endorsement yesterday from the member of the rap group run the jewels. >> make sure that wherever you go you take the name, the ideas, the philosophy, and the ideology of bernie sanders there and you make sure when you leave they are on fire because they have felt the burn. >> let me thank killer mike. that was quite an introduction.
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thank you, killer mike. my staff tells me you're a very popular hipper hopper. they even had a meal together at the busy bee cafe in atlanta. bernie just could easily be sitting in killer mike's lap, doesn't it? i hope he makes killer mike his running mate. that would be a ticket. thursday as you know is thanksgiving, a day where families get together to be reminded why we don't get together the other days of the year. if your family starts arguing during thanksgiving dinner about politics or anything, just yell out, i'm gay! i've done it the last six years in a row. it works. it does. they say the average cost of a thanksgiving dinner for a family of ten this year is $50.11, $2 more if you add avocado. but, well, this seems insanely low to me. $50.11. a restaurant in new york is
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offering a thanksgiving feast for $45,000. for $45,000, you could buy an actual boat for your gravy. you don't need the dinner includes seven-course meal, tickets to thanksgiving day parade, shopping spree, 2-karat diamond engagement ring. my wife had one request. please, please let the restaurant pick out the ring. by the way, i just want to say a meal with a ring in it doesn't count as a $45,000 meal. come to my house. i'll make you a million dollar sandwich. it's two slices of bread with a lamborghini in the middle. it's delicious. isn't it weird. does anybody get engaged on thanksgiving? i'm sorry, no woman wants to be proposed to on the fattest day of the year. speaking of expensive meals, we have something very special tonight. let's get that table set up if we could. okay. so now the crew is bringing in the table. we've been working on new technology that i think is a
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this is something that combines tradition with technology in a way no one to my knowledge has ever done before. there's something by next thanksgiving every american family is going to have this. and what we have is a gravy drone. okay? so you know how exhausting it is to constantly having to be passing the gravy. well, with this, you just grab hold of the remote and let's fire that thing up and show them how it works. or does it? oh, yeah, you got to push the button. by the way, the kid who just came out and pushed the buttons is my friend's nephew. he has no -- why are you in charge of the gravy drone? oh, yeah, you got to put it on. okay. all right. here we go.
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you've got your food. you've got your gravy. no problem. all right. [ cheers and applause ] is that not the most convenient thing? i mean, how much was this, all this, do you think? what was the total cost? >> thousand dollars. >> a thousand dollars? well worth it. there you go. a gravy drone. you know, many people will seek refuge from their families this weekend either at the mall or at the movies. that's why holiday movies make so much money because people want something to do. there are so many movies to choose from this weekend. so to help you decide we asked our in-house film critic and photo hound yaya. here's yaya's thoughts on the new sylvester stallone movie
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"creed." >> hi, it's me yaya to talk about the movie. rocky." this movie, sylvester try and find that young boy. give him training. after the end, he try to fight . and long time i got sylvester in "rocky 1." i jumped out at him. he pushed my hand, don't touch me. after that he knows me now. very nice with me. and also the black guy with the i think first or second one, carl carlo walsh, carlo something. and the second guy, dolphin. the movie also with van claude van damme. i love him. got a picture of him.
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for me, it's my favorite because i want boxer before i broke my nose. and also he come like the guy shook shug knight, sugar ray leonard. and the movie good. i like it from sly and you see the first movie, hello, adrian, i love you, i love you. i like you. good guy. i love you. i love you. forever. it's called "creed." good. >> jimmy: thank you, yaya. we're going to take a break. we have a group of little kids who are going to act out the first ever black friday holiday play. it's story of black friday. so stick around. we'll be right back.
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cc1 test message test text1 underline >> jimmy: welcome back. we're dangerously close to black friday right now. i think black friday starts on tuesday now. in fact, radio shack started their black friday deals today. but nobody went. it was very sad. most of these black friday shoppers seem to be focused on best buy stores. this is from our local ktla news. >> i got here since wednesday. i believe around 6:00 p.m. >> you've been here since wednesday. wednesday night? >> yeah. >> actually it's not that bad. last year we were here i believe it was monday.
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so it was 11 days we were here last year. and pretty much i'm here for the darth vader toaster and also for the 49ers tv for $150. >> the darth vader toaster. >> yes. you got to see it. it's amazing. literally darth vader's face but as a toaster. >> jimmy: perfect breakfast for one. i cannot imagine not bathing for 11 days to get a darth vader toaster. but for some reason people are clamoring specifically for this item. >> what are you in line for? >> a ps4 and toshiba. >> what are you in line for, joseph? >> darth vader toaster, ps4 and beats. >> everybody wants a toaster. people go nuts for that toaster. meanwhile, the darth vader toaster, toast probably comes out with one dark side. right? it's a "star wars" joke. [ applause ] oh, thank you.
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by the way, i looked it up. you can buy the darth vader toaster on amazon for $49.99. and they'll bring it directly to your house. of or your mom's house. they will bring it to you in the house. i'm starting to think that maybe these people camped out outside best buy are not really black friday shoppers. they're just homeless and if you say you're shopping they'll leave you alone. we consider black friday a modern phenomenon but it actually dates way back to the pilgrim times. which is true. because this little known bit of long they don't teach it in schools. i'm pleased tonight to present the schools of edward james of black friday. [ applause ] >> the year was 1621.
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the pilgrims and americans were finishing the first ever thanksgiving feast. >> that stuffing was delicious. >> thanks. and your cornbread was amazing. >> you mean my m aise bread was amazing. >> right. you guys. >> hi, everyone. i'm jebadiah from crazy jebadiah's trading post. save! doors open at sun rise. >> well, 30% off molasses. >> and animal is half price. i have an idea. let's sleep in front of the socks. >> yay! >> the pilgrims and americans spent the entire cold november night sleeping in front of the
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trading post. one of them was eaten by a wolf. >> roar! >> ah! >> at sunrise the trading post opens. >> okay. we're open. >> yay! >> ah! >> yes! >> it's mine! >> mine. >> stop fighting. >> get out. >> look. look, i got so much molasses.
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>> sorry your husband got eaten by a wolf. >> it was worth it. >> so what do we call this wonderful holiday? >> we should call it black friday. >> why? >> because it's friday and you guys gave me two black eyes. [ applause ] we wish you good black friday we wish you a good black friday and great monday too [ applause ] >> the end. >> jimmy: very good. great job, kids. how about that? [ cheers and applause ] you all right? all right.
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very good. nice to meet you, pilgrims. thanks so much. what a beautiful story you've told. the children, everybody. that's exactly how it happened. tonight on the show, we have music from fall out boy, from "jessica jones," krysten ritter is here, and we'll be right back with chris evans and robert downey jr. i'm going to ask you one more time, where's the million dollars? mr. dogg. my money is in
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baby. oh, you wanted a million dollars? what are you doing here? you're supposed to be in the getaway car. why don't we just go to old navy, they're giving away a million dollars on thanksgiving. a million dollars? someone in line when stores open on thanksgiving will win a million dollars and everything's 50% off on thursday and friday! why would they do that? let's go to old navy!
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marvel show "jessica jones," ms. jones herself, krysten ritter is here. then later, they just won favorite alternative rock artist at sunday's american music awards. this is their album "american beauty/american psycho," fall out boy from the samsung outdoor stage. tomorrow night i do want to mention if you missed our show, you can watch our special "star wars" episode in prime time with director j.j. abrams, harrison ford, chewbacca, and the cast of "star wars: the force awakens." tomorrow night at 10:00 here on abc. and next tuesday it is world aids day. we're putting together a big all-star shop-a-thon show to raise money for a very good cause a charity called "red." our guests and participants that night will include bono, scarlett johansson, the killers, olivia wilde, and even matt damon might be allowed to come. so don't spend all your money on black friday, save some for this.
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can run freely and amok tonight, safe in the knowledge that our first guests are here in hollywood. they are full-time actors and part-time avengers whose new movie "captain america: civil war" opens in theaters may 6th. consider this a save-the-date. please say hello to robert downey jr. and chris evans. [ cheers and applause ] how is it going? >> oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> wow. >> jimmy: you guys are very, very colorful coordinated here. i like that. >> we texted beforehand. >> yeah. tuesday is navy. >> jimmy: i like that. here. we have many, many things oriented toward the movie to
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talk about. first of all, where did you shoot this movie? >> hotlanta. >> in atlanta. >> lovely atlanta, georgia, yeah. >> jimmy: when you say hotlanta because it's hot? >> atlanta in july. >> it was beautiful. i don't know what you're talking about. >> i was either in a sprawling rented home or air-conditioned helicopter. i did see you on the tarmac doing action for six months. once the helmet closes. >> i'm not there. >> boom. >> should have thought of that. >> i know. believe me, every day. you just wish you had that full mask. >> jimmy: it is brilliant. did you think about that before you agreed to do this movie or was that something you realized along the way? >> this movie? >> jimmy: before you did iron man, the first iron man movie. >> like i was thinking. the best thing that ever -- that ever happened to me. it's just been a great job. stuff. you know.
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[ applause ] you can clap. but to answer your question, you know, evans is a very, very capable guy. i mean, you know, chicks dig him, too. very capable guy. i saw a wild amount of action that you perform. i do a little -- i got a couple. i've seen it. >> i just really wanted to come onset on my days off to watch you suffer. it's tough. >> jimmy: it is tough. the movie title is "captain >> it's true. it's true. it's hard to complain. you're onset and that's what these movies are. you're dripping. >> civil war with yourself, though. i mean -- >> i would have maybe chosen not atlanta in july. >> it's fantastic. i have no recollection of it. i don't know what you're talking about. >> jimmy: i heard a rumor. please tell me if this is true that you had your furniture from home shipped to atlanta so you would have your own furniture while you were there. >> i didn't do a thing.
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the moving company did. [ applause ] here's the deal. you know what? lest i be thought of as some self-involved snarky, you're away from home for a long time. and so we thought, you know, and we bring the cats and the kids. and the cats, they like this chair, that's where they nap. let's bring the chair. as a matter of fact, let's bring the house. >> jimmy: that's it. that's an oprah move right there. that's a serious -- that is a very, very big move. is it that you have like a weird cousin that watches your house while you're away and you want bed. >> unfurnished house? >> folding chairs. >> i'm not that eccentric and i'm not paying for it. extravagant. >> jimmy: does the furniture fly private? >> i'm not going to do it next time. we are going to shoot in atlanta again. >> i know. i'm ready. >> jimmy: i don't think you will be back in atlanta. >> i love atlanta. the humidity is tough. >> jimmy: do they have a new
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costume for each of you each time or do you use the same one? >> they always do bill little tweaks, little adjustments. >> jimmy: it makes since iron man would have a new because you suits. it doesn't make that much sense that captain america would be like, no, you know what? >> more blue. >> i think that -- i think that stark is involved in the design of all of the avengers garb. so i was told at some story meeting. >> jimmy: i see. okay. [ applause ] so now, you guys, in the movie are not friends. are you guys really friends in real life? >> i hate him. can't stand the guy. but you're buying it, aren't you? >> no, yeah, we're good friends. >> we get along. i feel partially responsible.
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universe. before? >> the contracts are six, nine movies long. >> he's not a guy that likes to be held down, ladies. >> jimmy: have you guys -- speak of that. have you guys ever wrestled, like a real thing -- >> we'll get there. >> i want to wait until i'm in my mid 50s so i have an excuse for losing. >> jimmy: by the way, i wanted to congratulate you, robert. you were inducted into the california hall of fame. [ applause ] i didn't know about it. but apparently it's a very big deal. yes? >> yeah. i'm thrilled and honored. i'm actually -- i should be in seat a, shouldn't i? >> you should. >> jimmy: as a hall of famer? >> yeah. >> you can have that seat. >> it's true. >> that's next. >> jimmy: what do you have to do
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>> you got to go to sacramento. >> jimmy: that's it? >> well, governor brown and the first lady do that and it's for their california museum. so i went up there and it was great. along with charles m. shultz and bruce lee. >> christi yamaguchi who i got to rub elbows with jksz . >> jimmy: a couple of those people are deceased but that's a good group. >> i would rather do it while i'm here. and, yeah, i'm not sure but i think i might be the first inductee who has been in the correctional system. >> jimmy: oh. [ applause ] didn't yamaguchi do a little bit of time? >> that's right. credit card fraud. >> jimmy: when we come back we have a surprise from you guys to all of us. i'm excited about it.
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because they're very tight on these things but i've been authorized to give to you the, the audience, the official one sheet poster for "captain america, civil war." [ applause ] there it is. >> wow. >> that's nice. that's nice. that's really nice. >> yeah. >> i came with a surprise, too. but i think if i give my prize like i got to be in seat a. >> you know what, that is -- that's true, you should be in seat a. what is it, a bumper sticker? this poster -- not that the poster isn't very, very, very exciting. it looks like you two are very
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intensely in love there. the fans on the internet have been clamoring for more. >> i brought the teaser. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is this a sex thing or do you mean the trailer? >> that's later. >> jimmy: okay. >> yeah, we have the official teaser trailer. >> jimmy: the official teaser trailer. it has not been seen before ever, ever. even the editors of this film has not seen this trailer. it was edited completely blindly and randomly. and we have it for you now. ladies and gentlemen, the teaser trailer for "captain america, civil war." >> you're a wanted man. >> i don't do that anymore. >> well, the people who think you do are coming right now.
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alive. >> you've operate with unlimited power and no supervision. that's something the world can no longer tolerate. >> i know how much bucky means to you but stay out of this one. he will only make this worse. >> are you saying you will arrest me? >> there will be consequences. >> captain, if you can't accept limitations. >> we're no better than the bad guys. >> that's not the way i see it. >> sometimes i want to punch you in your perfect teeth. >> i just want to make sure we consider all of our options. people that shoot at you usually wind up shooting at me, too. >> what do we do? >> we fight. >> sorry, tommy.
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you know i wouldn't do this if i had any other choice. but he's my friend. >> so was i. [ applause ] >> jimmy: wow. well-done. "captain america, civil war" opens in theaters may 6th. unbelievable. robert downey jr. and chris evans. thank you, gentlemen. you can see the full trailer on our youtube page at jimmy kimmy live. we'll be right back with krysten ritter. p the secret to mastering black friday shopping is kohl's! so right now at kohls.com get black friday deals online! like 50% off toys $7.99 after rebate kitchen electrics 70 to 75% off fine and silver jewelry and sweaters are just $19.99 and under. shop new online only doorbusters
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message test text1 underline test text1 italics test text1 boy. third marvel comics hero of the night. critically-acclaimed new show marvel's "jessica jones" is now on netflix. please welcome krysten ritter.
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you look like a super hero. this is what a super hero should look like in her off hours. >> thank you. i've never worn a pantsuit before. >> jimmy: me, neither. >> so, yeah, i'm digging it. >> jimmy: it's good. don't let hillary clinton have that to herself. others should take that. >> why not. >> jimmy: make it their own. do you know robert and chris, your fellow marvel super heros? >> no, i've never met them. i didn't know they were going to be here. >> jimmy: oh, they were. yeah. >> i was like, oh, wow, this is -- there's like the big marvel stars are here. >> jimmy: there's no -- well, they're avengers and your character is a defender, right? >> defender. >> jimmy: avengers, defender. >> which is like the netflix version. >> jimmy: when i was a kid the defenders were as big as the avengers.
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you weren't a skinny little nerd like i was. >> i was a skinny little something but i wasn't really exposed to comic books when i was younger. "jessica jones" was my first comic book. >> jimmy: what are her powers? >> jessica jones' are the best ones. she's very strong. she can fly, badly. >> jimmy: isn't she really jumpy? a hard jump? >> yeah. yeah. it's more like big jumping or guided falling. she calls it. >> jimmy: i see. >> she doesn't fly that often because when she does it, she gets injured. but she can get where she needs to go. >> jimmy: the landing is the problem with her. >> exactly. >> jimmy: this is not necessarily a show for the whole family like a lot of these marvel movies. >> right. >> jimmy: this is more -- not r-rated but more of a pg-16. >> it's close. >> jimmy: maybe pg-16 1/2? >> it's a psychological thriller. it's very dark. >> jimmy: there's sex in it. >> there's some sex. >> jimmy: there's some sex.
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>> there's some violence. >> jimmy: sex. >> also a lot of blood. there's fighting. so, yeah, when i tell -- when i was telling people i'm doing this cool marvel show. oh, i love the avengers. okay, well, it's not really like the avengers. it's a little different. equally as good. >> jimmy: it's nice. otherwise there's too much repetition repetition. a nice niche that you have there. is she going to overlap jessica jones with daredevil since they're both on netflix? >> you know, i'm not allowed to answer questions like that. >> jimmy: you don't. do you know the -- do you know the answers to the questions like that? >> you know what, i don't. >> jimmy: you don't. >> they don't really tell you that. >> jimmy: why does it seem like you're lying? >> i don't. >> jimmy: lou cage is on the show? >> i am allowed to tell you that. >> jimmy: because it already happened. >> and the show is out. >> jimmy: do you have people that say -- the thing about netflix is, and this is the part that's hard for me. when the shows all come out at once you don't know when it's okay to discuss it with people.
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on every week you have like, okay, well, i'll give them a couple weeks before i say anything but how -- what do you think? what is the -- what are the rules there? >> okay. i have been the victim of television spoiling. i've been pretty bummed about it. >> jimmy: what has been spoiled for you? >> i watched the first two seasons of "homeland," super into it. one day my boyfriend who is also super into "homeland," oh, season 3, brodie, they hang him. she has a baby. i was like, oh, my god, stop talking. just kept going on and on. now, you know, i watch it with him when i on, but i'm like, okay, what happened. kind of like ruined the whole experience for me. i was a diehard "homeland" sfan fan. >> jimmy: by the way, you just ruined it for someone at home. but -- but if you do -- i happen to like "homeland" also and i think it's best to watch the first two season, skip three and
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i don't know if he did you a you. i don't know what the rules are. >> i think because jessica jones just came out on friday maybe we longer. >> jimmy: maybe wait longer. do you know people who have watched the whole thing already? >> you know what, when i woke up on saturday morning, so "jessica jones" came out midnight pacific standard time. my mom is on the east coast. asee a facebook post from her when i bake up at 7:00 a.m. and said i've been up on night. i'm already on episode five. she stayed up all night. she watched the whole thing. waited for it. i guess later that day she had to take her car to jiffy lube and couldn't stopwatching so she's watching it on her phone while her oil is being changed. she finished it by saturday night. >> jimmy: that's very supportive. >> supportive. and it's a dark show. there's the sex. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know. >> jimmy: right. >> mom, maybe, you know -- >> jimmy: she didn't like that?
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>> jimmy: "breaking bad" wasn't exactly light fair either. >> yeah. that was hard for them to watch as well. >> jimmy: yeah, watching your daughter -- i don't want to ruin that show. >> choked to death. >> jimmy: you know, i get attacked if i say anything ever. i mean, i could reveal the ding to like the first "ghost busters" movie and people will be furious with me. but you, don't worry about it. that's on you. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so was "breaking bad" your first television show? >> no, that was the thing that kind of caught on. i've been around a while. >> jimmy: you have. you started out as model? >> yeah, like 100 years ago. and then i transitioned into acting by doing like commercials and being in the background of weird music videos. >> jimmy: what music videos were you in the background of? >> oh, boy. i was in the background of a seven dust music video. i was featured in that one. one that i was not featured in, i was supposed to be like this
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enrique iglesias in this whitney houston video. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. like a really featured extra. i show up in my bikini. they were like, whoa, that girl is really pale. we need to get her to body makeup. i am really pale. it's so i am. i was like, i've already been to body makeup. so they put me in a shirt, like a shirt. and i'm just swimming around in the background. >> jimmy: which video was that? >> "can i have this kiss forever." have you heard that one? >> jimmy: no. >> you don't need to watch it because you won't see me in it. >> jimmy: really? >> you will if you look really close. >> jimmy: a very white person floating around in a shirt. it's very good to see you. congratulations on the show. krysten ritter! marvel's "jessica jones" is now available on netflix.
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from fall out boy. nouns nouns >> announcer: don't miss tonight's "jimmy kimmel live" music stream on yahoo presented by american airlines and mastercard, featuring an exclusive concert from fall out boy. go to yahoo.com/jimmykimmellive right after the show to see it
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test text1 italics test text1 plain concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank chris evans, robert downey jr., krysten ritter, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, this is their album "american beauty/american psycho." you can see this full concert on yahoo. here with the song "irresistible," fall out boy! [ applause ] coming in unannounced drag my nails on the tile i just followed your scent you can just follow my
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smile all of your flaws are aligned with this mood of mine cutting me to the bone nothing left to leave behind you ought to keep me concealed just like i was a weapon i didn't come for a fight but i will fight till the end and this one might be a battle might not turn out okay you know you look so seattle but you feel so l-a ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay and i love the way you hurt me it's irresistible oh oh oh yeah whoah oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah i love the way i love the way i love the way you hurt me baby i love the way love the way i love the way you
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hurt me baby i'm gonna get you to burst just like you were a bubble frame me up on your war just to keep me out of trouble like a moth getting trapped in the light by fixation truly free love it baby i'm talking no inflation too many war wounds and not enough wars too few rounds in the ring and not enough settled scores too many sharks not enough blood in the waves you know i give my love a f-f-four letter na na name ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay and i love the way you hurt me it's irresistible oh oh oh yeah whoah oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah i love the way i
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i love the way you hurt me baby i love the way i love the way hurt me baby you're second hand smoke second hand smoke i breathe you in but honey i don't know what che ri but the with us eventually try to say live but i'm no good good at lip service except when they're yours mi amor and i'm making war and i love the way you hurt me it's irresistible oh oh oh yeah woah oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah i love the way i love the way i love the way you hurt me baby i love the way i
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i love the way you hurt me baby ay ay ay [ applause ] i can move mountains i can work a miracle work a miracle oh oh i'll keep you like an oath may nothing but death do us part she wants to dance like uma thurman bury me 'til i confess she wants to dance like uma thurman and i can't get you out of my head the stench the stench of summer sex and c-k eternity oh hell yes divide me
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