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trailer loads of shelter supplies, food, and clean-up kits on standby. 3 we'll continue to watch matthew throughout the night.. be sure to tune in to the cbs 58 morning news for the latest...and meteorologist justin thompson-gee will show you the latest data on where the storm is headed. 3 breaking news from waukesha -- the inmate mistakenly released from jail.. has turned himself in.officials tell us 36- year-old dustin palubicki walked into the forest county sheriff's office tonight. that's where he was originally supposed to go after serving time for back child pp waukesha but for reasons that are still unclear.. he was released.paloobicky was never considered a risk to the public and again, he has now turned himself in. it was strange enough when a refrigerator turned up in a dumpster.then the grisly discovery inside revealed a case of murder among neighbors. cbs 58's april dvornay has the exclusive from racine. 3 3 tricia hanson/racine county deputy district attorney ray/victims boyfriend latanya/lives next door he told me they had just moved into the apartment .less than a month ago. but according to the criminal complaint-harry
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cocaine-so he killed her. just days after the death of his girlfriend-who he calls kim-this man-ray is still in shock. 4235 i didnt believe it. they found her in a dumpster.deputy district attorney tricia hanson says 49 year old harry fumich lured the victim into his apartmentthen strangled her with a cord he'd cut off of a fan. 2738 this was an intentional acthe then wrapped her in his bedspreadthrew her in the refridgeratorand tied it with a sheet-while his girlfriend stood by-screaming. by-screaming. circumstances are...movie like--and thats what happens when youre on crack cocaine (standup) fumich told investigators he took her body out to this back deckdragged her across this roofand pushed her into a dumpster.with the help of a friend. latanya lives next door-she says-she knew fumich well-and is in shock. 4010 hes been on my porch, hes been in my yard, hes played
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my children he was my neighbor just now learning his rap sheet goes back to the 80's 3811 cant sleep. my kids cant sleep. we have to look out the window and see the dumpster where the body was at which is why hanson says-he clearly can not be rehabilitated and shes pushing for the max sentence. 3323 i dont know how we can say if youre willing to take one life that youre not dangerous enough that we have to consider whether or nto youd take another anothernow-fumich took nearly 90 dollarsand 10 methadone pills from kim's body-that he later sold. charges might still be coming for the person who helped fumich move the body. milwaukee police investigating two deaths tonight. tonight.they say a man was shot while sitting in a car near 32nd and meinecke...soon after -- his friends drove him here -- to a house near 35th and wright...he was rushed to the hospital.. but later died. police have not named any suspects.but we do know whoever fired the shots was also in a car.. who drove off. 3
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suspicious.her body was discovered just after midnight in her home near 8th and wright on the city's north side.her family tells us her name is kaye powell.. she was supposed to be moving so her family went to check on her and found her inside a laundry chute.police are not releasing any more information. two suspected gang members on the loose tonight.it's after more than 2-dozen other suspected gang members were arrested by the f-b-i. i.it's believed they're hiding in the racine area or belives they're part of the "maniac latin disciples" gang.. a gang that migrated from chicago in the 1990s. everyone who was arrested today are now facing federal drug charges. we've arrested a good portion of the gang, obviously there are still aspects of the investigation which are on going, so we will continue to target, but i can say with a certainty that we took out the leadership and the greater chunk of the gang membership in the area."
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be... call police or the f-b-i at 414-276-4684. a report of an attempted child abduction... involving two people dressed as clowns. clowns.kenosha police took a report about the attempted abduction on 52nd street near 22nd avenue tuesday afternoon. police say two students were walking east on 52nd street when two people wearing clown masks pulled up next to them in a minivan and started yelling.the van turned down a street and the students ran home. 3 a 20 year-old man dressed as a clown was arrested in sheboygan because of the weapon he was carrying. it's the first arrest in a series of creepy clown reports that sheboygan police have been dealing with all week.while not illegal to dress as a clown, you can be cited for harrassment or tresspessing and if armed face possible arrest. 15-22 now that they caught him and found out the person's running around with a knife, i guess it makes you think back to yeah maybe i should have been a little more worried"
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clown craze fueled by social media.parents at meonomonee falls north middle school got a warning note yesterday after a student came to class with a weapon because of a clown scare.menomonee falls police say there have been no clown sightings in the village. 3 3 today marks 7-years since a milwaukee teenager was murdered inside her parent's home...as cbs 58's evan kruegel reports... her family gathered at her gravestone to call for justice. every single year the family gathers here on this night - hoping ?this? will be the year they find the people responsible for ashleighs death. death...> (nat rain)> on a rainy night at highland memorial park - tammy love sat near her > daughter's grave - another year gone by with no answers> > :43:36> seven years ago today, at 2:00 in the
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> broke into our house as we were sleeping, and killed my daughter > ashleigh> > every year since - friends and family have gathered here - with a > promise to ashleigh> > 43:52> each year on october 6th we come to her gravesite, and i vow to her > that until they're caught, i will have a vigil for her, to bring light > to the case> > thgi numbed by the sight of this > grave, no parent should ever see) followed by a ceremonial balloon > release - some sending messages along with the balloons to ashleigh > and other homicide victims (nat)> > love believes someone out there knows something - and hopes this will be the last year they gather...> > 45:28> just let us know what you know, because living this unknown, not knowing, i know it's not going to bring ashleigh back to find who did this, but i want everybody to know the names of the murderers who killed her, so they don't do it to somebody
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evan kruegel, cbs 58 news 3 3 campaign 20-16..and it's going to be a busy weekend.both a former president and a man who wants to be will be in our neck of the woods.donald trump will appear at the annual 'g-o-p fall fest' fundraisder in walworth county. county.also appearing will be house speaker paul ryan, senator ron johnson, governor scott walker, and at open saturday morning at 11.we have ticket information at cbs58.com. 3 wisconsin senator tammy baldwin and will join senate candidate russ feingold in milwaukee and madison tomorrow. and hillary clinton's husband bill is coming to milwaukee on saturday.then daughter chelsea returns to wisconsin next week. 3 it doesn't look like hillary clinton is making any trips to wisconsin in the next few days, she spent today preparing for the next presidential debate.she says she's looking forward to the
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trump... was in new hampshire today.he also spent part of the day getting ready for the debate... which is sunday night.you can watch it right here on cbs 58 starting at 8. some say the slogan for homecoming at a wisconsin high school is politically charged. "make homecoming great again" was voted by student council members in new london as this year's homecoming slogan.the school tells us the saying is part of pop culture... doesn't support a certain candidate... but not everyone sees it that way. 3 homecoming week here in new london and this slogan was not intended to be political."32-39 "it's a bad slogan because everybody thinks that make america great again is for trump." school officials say the students chose it -- so they won't change it.some new london high school alumni want people to drop the whole slogan debate... and get back to what homecoming is all about.. school spirit. 3 keeping firefighters safe...
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ordinance in germantown... and later..the packers are coming off a bye week... but some players may not suit up for sunday's game.
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roof or ceiling collapse is one of the leading causes of firefighter deaths. deaths.new tonight--how germantown is now mandating older buildings warn firefighters of the danger from above.here's cbs 58's kristen barbaresi 3 this ordinance passed unanimously in august-- and now the signs are being handed out here in germantown. those lightweight roofs-so you can see here just what these signs look like they are now required for all commercial, industrial and 3 or more unit buildings.00;03;22 i am confident that this, these markings, is gonna save firefighter lives.it's a small sign-- that could have a big impact--alerting firefighters that the building they're entering has a lightweight truss roof or floor, meaning its more prone to collapse. collapse.00;03;36 if we pull up at a fire, we're still going in, we're still gonna do
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get people out, we'll do everything we normally do but they'll do it quicker. chief gary weiss says firefighters are taught they have about 20 minutes inside before the structure becomse unstable, but not if it's a lightweight truss roof00;01;43 we're looking at less than 10 minutes, sometimes even less than that. so when they arrive and see this sign, it tells them that they don't have a lot of time inside the building the fire department pays for the signs which cost about 12 dollars each.so far 70 germantown buildings have them.the ordin signs to be posted in the same spot, at the same height by the front door so firefighters know exactly where to look 00;03;17 what this is gonna do is it's gonna give my firefighters better situational awareness when the arrive on the scene the chief says as far as he knows, they are the first and only department in wisconsin using the signs, but he hopes they're not the last00;05;08 i would love to see this adopted statewide the fire department is handing the signs out as they do inspections or review building plans.and the chief
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it'll now be easier for milwaukee families to protect their children from lead in the water. water.area hospitals and the united way raised 75-thousand dollars to help low-income families get water filters.the city plans to focus on pregnant women and families with young children.milwaukee mayor tom barret says thousands of homes need the filters. 45-56particularly in those homes where there are infants located it's important to make you can to have the water filtered or have bottled water." water." health officials strongly advise parents to get children tested for lead. the city expects the demand to be high... but it's unclear how many filters it'll buy. walking to demand fair funding for pulic schools. schools. 07:14:27-32mps students are worth more. we deserve the same opportunties as the students in the suburbs suburbs parents, teachers, and others rallied outside neeskara
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side.it was part of a national movement....calling for more resources for public schools. 7:25:40-54polling numbers tell us that community is in support of public schools, community is in support of public school teachers... and their number one concern is that public schools don't have the infrastructure, support, and the revenue they need to do right by our kids kids walk-in protests were scheduled at two-thousand public schools in 200-cities across the country. another step forward in the city of es divert water from lake michigan. michigan.the city has chosen an environmental engineering firm to manage the switch from well water to lake water. the firm is based in chicago, but it will open a waukesha office for the 'water conversion project.'it's expected to take about 5 years to make the change. waukesha's bid to use lake michigan water was approved by great lakes governors in june.
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tonight: rain lingers and could be heavy at times, especially late. lows in the lower 60s. wind: s 5-15 mph. friday: a few morning showers may be possible. a little sunshine returns in the afternoon. cooler and back to average with temperatures in the low to middle 60s to start the day, and then the 50s during the afternoon. breezy. wind: sw -> nw 10-20 mph.weekend: mostly sunny both saturday and sunday. coolest air of the season with morning temperatures in the lower 40s and a few areas reaching the upper 30s. saturday high's struggle to reach 600 for the
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in the middle 60s. 3 tonight: rain lingers and could be heavy at times, especially late. lows in the lower 60s. wind: s 5-15 mph. friday: a few morning showers may be possible. a little sunshine returns in the average with temperatures in the low to middle 60s to start the day, and then falling into the 50s during the afternoon. breezy. wind: sw -> nw 10-20 mph.weekend: mostly sunny both saturday and sunday. coolest air of the season with morning temperatures in the lower 40s
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upper 30s. saturday high's struggle to reach 600 for the first time since may. by sunday we are back to average in the middle 60s. 3 only 25 days until halloween... and plenty of people will be picking out the perfect pumpkin.but, the recent warm, wet weather could put a damper on your pumpkin carving.farmers say when it's warm and damp, the harvested pumpkins start to rot on porches or in pumpkin patches... so there could be a shortage right before halloween. 3 one crop that likes the rainy
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cranberry farmers say the fruit thrives when there's plenty of rain.they float on water... so enough water is essential to harvesting the fruit. 20-33"they're generally not grown in water, but we keep the water close to them, actually the only time they're flooded in water is right now at harvest time or in the winter time when we flood them up for the winter flood." flood." there's 21-thousand acres of cranberries in the state. wisconsin grows more than 60 percent of the nation's cranberries. six waukesha non-profits are celebrating a generosity.15:25-29she liked the community, she liked how friendly the community was, how supportive supportive when delores jueck died, she wanted to show her appreciation for all the work non-profit organizations did in the area.in her will, she left more than 1 million dollars to be split between six charities.delores's niece says she didn't go out much... but would be happy to see everyone celebrating tonight. 14:01-14she would direct me when she'd like funds going
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never got to meet anyone... she never got to hear where it was going to go... and she would have been glowing had she had been here. but in the background, she wouldn't be out in front front delores's donation will benefit charities from the salvation harmy..to haws..to the st joseph medical clinic. there's new technology. at the milwaukee county zoo -- and it'll get kids involved in hands-on learning. learning.the zoological society was given a 100-thousand dollar gift.the zoo was able to buy new equipment, like tablets and microscopes.kids today were using the new solve a hypothetical situation where penguins at the zoo are getting sick. 05:55:50-02these students are using the technology and their observations of the exhibit and the birds to try to determine how could a disease come in from the wild to a captive zoo population of pengus penguins the new technology will benfit kids who visit the conservation education center. the packers are inviting fans to help them get the word out about fighting breast cancer.
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pink rally towels.players will use pink cleats, wristbands, gloves, and towels.and new this year the packers will be handing out cancer awareness selfie cards - to fans in the parking lot. 46-55".these cards that i have here a hashtag packers vs cancer and it's not it's not only breast cancer it's any kind of cancer we just want to show our support to friends and family members that have been impacted by cancer all game-worn clothing, along with special game balls, will be auctioned off.the proceeds will be benfit the cancer society and other charities. 3 packers fans... legendary quarterback brett favre is coming to green bay.he'll be signing autographs at 'd-2 sports bar' sunday, october 16. you'll need a ticket to get an item signed... and there's only a limited number of tickets.a portion of the proceeds will benefit his 'favre-4-hope' foundation. 3 a cat found badly burned on the side of a road... has a happy ending.the story coming
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the bye week has helped heal a lot of the bumps and briuses in green bay, with two notable . exceptions.sam shields and jared cook. the tight end, cook, has a high ankle sprain that'll reportedly keep him out for 4-to-6 weeks. that means a lot more richard rodgers as the packers go through this stretch of three games in 12 days. and shields' absence means a tougher time
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the defense is keying in on manning and his talented group of receivers. 3 3 matthews: well, i'm sure a lot of that's genetics, if you look at his brother. his whole family really. but he does a great job of avoiding the rush, throwing the ball away, avoiding unnecessary hits and sacks, and it's very frustrating at for d-line and pass rushers, because you want to get there and get those sacks and hits, but he does a great job of it, and keeps himself in the game. every other year, cup decides golf supermacy between the united states and europe. in 20-20, that competition comes right here to wisconsin. earl arms has more from whistling straits where the preparation is already underway. it's ok to be loud and it's ok to support your country.in four years, folks in wisconsin will have that same chance. whistling straits the course for the 2020 ryder cup, the same location that hosted the 2015 pga championship. championship. we were looking at some of the ways the fans
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where the locations of our structures were. where they worked, where they didn't and now for the 2020 ryder cup, the infastructure and the spectators increase dramically. so does the economic impact which is estimated ot be over 150 million dollars. and like michael belot said, so does the appeal from fans.they have a rooting interest when they step on the grounds and that's different from your traditional golf event. the ryder cup is more of a big golf party and celebrating all that is the competition of the ryder cup.and belot says the course will be ready for a special ryder cup if we win there's definitely champagen and if we lose there's gonna be champagne because the europeans will be spraying it.in kohler, wisconsin, ea cbs 58 sports.
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natural and cultural wonders of milwaukee's history are now on exhibit at the milwaukee public museum.the exhibit is called 'hidden wisconsin, unseen, unknown, uncovered'. there are nearly 50 rare items on display, including a speakeasy.the exhibit is open now until early january. 3 a very happy update to report! 'hot rod', the cat found badly burned on the side of the road a few moths ago, has a new home! he's had to undergo surgeries to treat his burns, but now he looks happy and ready to go to his new home!
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new mom, catherine, are a perfect match. 3 cubs fans are hoping new goat will reverse the curse. whether you believe it or not, exactly 71 years ago today, back in 1945, william "billy goat" sianis tried to get his pet goat 'murphy' into wrigley field during a world series game. the goat was denied entrance... and the cubs lost that series and have not won one since.now, there is a brand new murphy... and fans hope he'll change the cubs' luck.chicago starts their playoff run tomorrow ag the san francisco giants. 3 we'll have a lot 3 giants.the san francisco giants. 3
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& me out here? who are the major party candidates for vice president? >> pence and kaine. >> were going to make a movie of mike pence's life, what do you think it would be called? >> old man on a bench. >> stephen: old man on a bench? >> yeah. >> stephen: and who would you cast as mike pence? wahlberg. ? >> stephen: do you wear sunscreen. >> oh, yes. >> stephen: please tell me you are. >> doesn't it look like it? >> stephen: you look fantastic. >> for 68. >> stephen: what! no way. >> yes. >> stephen: i'm 52 and my face
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how old do i look? you won't hurt my feelings. >> about 52. >> stephen: great. you look 68. >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight stephen welcomes emily blunt! gael garcia bernal! and musical guest phantogram featuring joh jon batiste and "y human." from the ed sullivan theater in new colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ? >> stephen: hey, everybody! thank you very much! hey, what's up? ( cheers and applause ) whoo!
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welcome to "the late show," everybody! thank you so much, everybody! good to see you! ( cheers and applause ) oh, my gosh. thank you so much. welcome to the show. you're very kind, everybody. welcome to the show. i'm stephen colbert. you know, a lot of times, i start the show talking about donald trump, but there's other news out there-- one imagines. meanwhile, trump visited an elementary school classroom yesterday in nevada, and listen carefully to how one of the children reacted. >> i'm nervous. i'm starting to get nervous. i'm nervous, i'm nervous. i'm nervous. >> stephen: we all are, sweetie. we all are.
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can't be good. it is good he has memorized that sentence now because, after president trump is elected, that will be our pledge of allegiance. "i'm starting to get nervous." also, "i'm nervous" was in all of trump's wives' wedding vows. i am not sure why trump was visiting those first graders. presumably to borrow a pair of gloves. ( laughter ) ( applause ) and that wasn't the only child with something to say about trump. >> see, ana, i told you his hair wasn't orange. ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> stephen: oh, kids day the darnedest things! no, his skin is what's orange! his hair is a decomposing
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we here at the "late show" we have obtained additional audio of these children, and one kid really expressed what so many are feeling. >> i'm nervous. i'm nervous. i don't like trump, but i don't trust hillary, and gary johnson is just throwing your vote away. >> stephen: but when trump was done frightening small children, he asked for a favor from an unlikely group, the terminally ill. >> i don't care how sick you i don't care if you just came back from the doctor and he gave you the worst possible prognosis, meaning it's over. you won't be around in two weeks. doesn't matter. hang out 'till november 8.
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that booth, pull that lever out of spite. "if i've got to go, i'm taking you all with me." ( applause ) ( piano riff ) i really think trump finally found his core demographic, people who won't be alive for his administration. ( laughter ) ( applause ) sure, let's give some applause! let's applaud for them, they deserve it. now, trump has been taking a lot of heat for his tax returns recently, so, earlier this week, he decided to change the subject by upsetting veterans. >> when you talk about the mental health problems-- when people come back from war and combat, and they see things that maybe a lot of the folks in this room have seen many times over, and you're strong and you can handle it, but a lot of people can't handle it.
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criticized trump for implying people with p.t.s.d. are weak, but he respects our veterans. he went to a military academy and then served five tours of deferment from vietnam. i mean, he would have loved to have gone, but he had bone spurs in his heel. have you ever had bone spurs? they're annoying. trump opened up about his painful military experience in a 1997 interview, when he said this about the prevalence of s.t.d.'s in the '70s club scene: "it is a dangerous world out there. it's scary, like vietnam. it is my personal vietnam. i feel like a great and very brave soldier." yes, it's just like they say in the military, "all gave some, some gave all, he got some up -- he got some. ( laughter ) by the way, trump's nickname at the nightclubs? "agent orange."
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so you see, just because trump never served in the military doesn't mean he can't speak to the trauma of war. he, too, has suffered. it's time we acknowledge not only our veterans' p.t.s.d. but our deferred veterans pre-t.s.d. people who were so traumatized by the idea of going to war that they just had to stay home and have sex with models. clearly, pre-t.s.d. has affected trump's mental health: incoherent speech, sudden mood swings, twng the man is in pain. possibly from spending so much time on the toilet. speaking of disasters, does anyone here have a samsung galaxy note 7? please calmly remove yourself from the theater. hazmat teams are waiting for you in the lobby. because, yesterday, a southwest airlines plane was evacuated after one of those phones caught fire in its owner's pocket. which led his seatmate to ask:
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smartphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to get free pop chips on a flight to baltimore?" according to reports, the smartphone's charbroiled owner then threw his phone to the ground, where it began emitting a "thick, grey-green angry smoke." angry green smoke, incidentally, an early frontrunner for the 2020 g.o.p. nomination. as you know -- you know, you're saying to yourself, didn't samsung recall those phones that were catching fire? yes, they did-- in fact, just last month samsung had to replace 2.5 million phones. and this was a replacement phone. it's like the old saying: "fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice-- oh my god, my crotch is on fire!"
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as a child, i never would have imagined i would have gotten applause for saying, oh, my god, my crotch is on fire. truly a wonderful world. a lot of the news this year has been unbelievable, and we might have just learned why. because two tech billionaires, convinced we live in the matrix, are secretly funding scientists to help break us out of it. they call it "the simulation theory," and you might have heard about it earlier this year, when elon musk revealed he believes that the chance that we are not living in a computer simulation is "one in billions". he said that he had come to that conclusion after a chat in a hot tub. "hey, everybody, loosen up! yeah, i'm not wearing any pants. but this whole thing might be a simulation! anybody interested in a little stimulation? hey zuckerberg, open another bottle of rose! we're all just ones and zeroes, baby!
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that's my impression of elon musk, by the way. so, if elon musk is right-- and he is a lot-- this universe is just a giant video game, and i've got to say, there's room for improvement. i mean, what was the developer thinking? the whole thing starts with this 18-year tutorial level called school-- that you're not allowed to skip. then you never end up using that stuff in the game. not to mention this huge glitch where bad things happen to good people. there are nice touches here and there-- i mean, dogs? a-plus. but why can't we play the game as dogs? they're having a pretty good time. not to mention all these in-game transactions. everything costs a ton of money. and all the best tasting food hurts your health! i hope they fired the guy who made that decision. i mean, yeah, there's love of family, the beauty of nature, and yeah, the orgasm mini games are fun, but those are almost impossible to unlock. also unless you play as a buddhist or a hindu, you only
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all in all, i'd say three stars. now say hello to jon batiste and stay human, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) ? >> stephen: oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to me sitting at the desk. this is my favorite part of the show because i get to not use leg muscles. mmm. ( laughter ) of course, there's another debate this sunday, and there is a lot of pressure on trump to outline policy proposals. and if trump has one signature policy proposal, it is having no policy proposals. but if he has two, it's the wall.
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he is going to build it, mexico is going to pay for it, it's going to be the best wall ever, like the great wall of china had a three-way with the berlin wall and the wailing wall. we don't have a picture of that? we don't have a mockup of that? well, folks, just imagine three walls having sex. naturally, the wall isn't particularly popular in mexico or with fans of dignity. but we did find one hispanic person who is a big supporter please welcome, live via satellite, from the border, martin hernandez. ( cheers and applause ) thank you for being here, mr. hernandez. >> my pleasure. i love the wall. i'll take any opportunity to talk about the wall. >> stephen: you must be fun at parties. so, to be clear: even though you are not an american, you want a border wall? >> oh yes, the wall is the simplest, most elegant solution
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country. way more practical than, say, a flaming moat full of crocodiles or training swarms of bees to check passports. >> stephen: i have to say, i'm pretty surprised you are such an enthusiastic proponent of the wall. >> why? >> stephen: because you're mexican. >> mexican? what are you talking about? i'm canadian, ey. >> stephen: canadian? i thought you were hispanic. >> oh, so just because somebody is hispanic, they cannot be canadian? come on. of jeopardy, alejandro trebek? >> stephen: i am familiar with him. so why is a canadian building our mexican border wall? >> no, i'm in alberta, stephen. i'm building this wall to keep americans out of canada. ( cheers and applause ) the mortar i'm using is poutine! >> stephen: but why?
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french fries, cheese and gravy? c'mon. >> stephen: no, why the wall? >> because if donald trump is elected, you americans are going to flee to canada like crazy. you'll take our jobs and steal our canadian women! keep your filthy american hands off celine dion! my heart will go on-- not yours. >> stephen: but what about americans who have relatives in canada? you're separating families! not to mention all of our imaginary girlfriends. >> sorry, stephen, she's my imaginary girlfriend now. >> stephen: beth! no! yes, beth. sorry, stephen. and the best part is, we're going to make america pay for the wall. okay? make canada great again! ( cheers and applause ) now, if you'll excuse me, i have to go have imaginary sex with beth. >> stephen: martin hernandez, everyone. we'll be right back with emily
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sound in nevada, you monster. trump is not only saying it wrong t is gragging go that he is saying it wrong, it is like nevada, as in hillary clinton is now going to win nevada. i can't believe, i can't believe trump got this wrong. i mean how hard is it to pronounce the name of the state
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al-lou-minyum. >> reggie: not even close. >> james: that is how we say it in england. can wet get through the monday lowing. we have galifianakis is waiting. >> reggie: sorry, guys. james, it's actual you will actually pronounced zack gal-eye-fee-a-knee-kiss. >> james: i'm so sorry, you are bang on. should we have a look at who our guests are on the show. in the blue room, she's one of the most famous raw musicians of all times, a grammy winner, living ledge en, i can't believe
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stevie nicks is here tonight. yeah, there she is. how are you? >> first time on tv. hello, my name is lily and i'm so happy to be here. >> james: we're so happy are you here. how are things going, are you well sh. >> i'm good, i'm well. >> james: and are you going to perform for us. >> yes, i am. >> james: you can believe it. you lucky people. stef yea nicks, everybody. and in the orange room, you know him from the m franchise, he's now starring in the brilliant scream queens plrks hot stuff himself, the brilliant taylor lautner is here tonight. (cheers and applause) hi, taylor, how are you? >> awesome. >> james: how's things. >> things are great. i'm just waiting back here to come out with you, man. >> james: look at this look taylor has gone for tonight. it's sort of, like, sort of tech billionaire. >> i'll take it i call it jeans and t.
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billionaire. he looks like he's just sold tumblr. taylor lautner, everybody. (cheers and applause) >> james: and in the red room tonight, a brilliant comedian and actor, you know from birdman, the hangover triology, we are such fans of his, the one, the only mr. zack galifianakis is here tonight. (cheers and applause) >> james: hey, zack, how are you doing? >> you can send another hair person, please. >> james: zack galifianakis, everybody. (cheers and applause) are you ready? he's reggie watt, i'm james corden, this, this is the "late, late show," roll the tight e8s. -- titles.
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cockney accent, is it? >> no. my mother says we look back on it with great fondness. >> stephen: the pleasure of distance. >> yes. >> stephen: are there different ways to compliment or not in england as opposed to america? >> yes. i get in trouble here. you guys, if you really like something, you say, i thought it was quite good. and to me, that is really rude because, in england you say, yes, it was quite good, which means it was trash, you hated it. >> stephen: how does that translate as bad. >> quite good, ahh -- not there, quite good. people come up and say, i saw
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i thought, well, you don't have to tell me that. >> stephen: so what would they say in england. >> you were good. >> stephen: don't go overboard. >> people are not effusive. >> stephen: you will be there eight months. your girls will be there be you. >> yes. >> stephen: what about john kaczynski? >> he's coming for the first three months, then he has a job to go to. he loves it and very much feels like a foreigner there i think americans are so welcoming to british people. i do not think it works the other way around. >> stephen: we like you more than you like us? >> yes. and john said he would go into a snooty cafe near a flat i used to own and he said they're always so horrible to me. i said, take your baseball cap off. no one wears baseball hats in england. you look so american. it's true.
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us? >> i have no idea. >> stephen: we saved you in world war ii! >> hey! >> stephen: i'm personally offended. >> i look back on that with great fondness. ( laughter ) >> stephen: how long have you been in the states working now? >> i have been here for eight years. >> stephen: wow. okay. when you go back, do people say, wow, you've really got an american accent. >> my mom. >> stephen: really? my mother is featured a lot in in interview. you're sounding very mid atlantic. >> stephen: is that iceland? somewhere like you're bobbing around in the waves somewhere in the middle? ( laughter ) the new movie is "the girl on the train. >> yes. >> stephen: a huge best-seller. you are the woman on the train. >> yes. how dare you! keep it useful! >> stephen: no, i just want to say the right thing. >> that's all right. >> stephen: you are a somewhat troubled person. >> just a little, yes. >> stephen: who believes she
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from the train every day, this woman, and here's a scene of you talking to allison janney, a police inspector. >> and i'm also an alcoholic which is why i look pretty rough. >> stephen: also had a second child. that doesn't help at all. >> hey! >> stephen: you look fantastic. jim? >> i saw something with megan but not on friday night. she -- she was having an affair. she had a lover. that's what i'm trying to tell you. >> i thought you didn't know her. >> no, but i saw her. i saw her from the train. she was standing on the deck with this man. >> her husband scott, with him? no, this man was different and they were kissing. >> wow. that's pretty coincidental, isn't it? ( applause ) >> she's a tough crowd. >> stephen: please stick around. we'll talk more. back with more emily blunt,
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