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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ray romano chusetts governor mitt romney. with cleto and the cletones.nly that, here's jimmy kimmel!
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i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. i don't know if you know this. celebrating not one but two holidays today. international women's day, whichh we celebrate the achievements of women around the world and also -- [ cheers and applause ] national pancake day.ancakes. you know, women and pancakes are two of my favorite kinds of people. [ laughter ] so i came up with a plan tonight to celebrate both.nter. now, this is a machine -- i'm going to show it to you in a second. but you can scan an image and the printer will m it's called the pancake bot. i bought this -- my wife declared this to be, and this is a quote, "this is the dumbest thing you've ever bought."b things.
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our kitchen counter for three weeks because i have nowhere to put it. but tonight is the night on which my investment pays off.ady, guillermo? >> guillermo: i'm ready, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: in honor of international women's day we have a famous woman's face beinge right now. is it in progress or is it going right now or what? >> yeah, it's working right now. >> jimmy: it is working.inting it out. takes about, i don't know, ten minutes per pancake. this is not the ideal product for a large family. but it's fun.when she's ready, and then we'll have the big reveal of who it is. okay? >> sure, i'll let you know. >> jimmy: thank you very much. chef guillermo over there.r you tonight. from the new hbo series "vinyl" ray romano is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] normally that would be plenty.he popular donald trump reality show, mitt romney is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] when the monster's rampaging through the
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lost and then the government tracks down a scientist who ome out of retirement and asks him to save us? that's why mitt romney is here tonight.on national pancake day. [ laughter ] today is what cnn is calling super tuesday 2. there were primaries and s today. michigan, hawaii, idaho and mississippi. donald trump was in mississippi yesterday. and i don't know if he was confused. is now. he's been in so many places. but weirdly, he took time out of his speech in mississippi to talk about the potatoes in idaho.tato group in the world, idaho. i love idaho. i love idaho. i you're going to vote for me. i'll protect you. nobody's going to take those potatoes away from idaho. [ laughter ]threat made on the potatoes? because -- is isis planning to cripple our supply of tater
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[ laughter ]now, donald trump's nearest competitor, senator ted cruz, was in virginia. he must not have secret service protection because tmz got rightout his latest piece of campaign merchandise. >> senator cruz, what's going to be good about the yoga mats you got coming out? everyone to go to our website, tedcruz.org, and get a breathe yoga mat. it's very good for calming. if you find your head exploding.illed with rage and unable to control yourself. spend some time on the breathe yoga mat. and it will bring you to peace.to make a heck of a qvc host when he loses this election. [ laughter ] i don't know who -- i'm not sure who would buy a ted cruz yoga mat. but they're a real thing. made. unlike ted himself. [ laughter ] that's not all the cruz campaign has to offer.mily you can preorder this, the official ted cruz grill spatula. with the ted flame burning right there in the center.uses to scoop the gel into his hair. all the candidates have
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even the candidates who've dropped out. this is from jeb bush's website.le. this is a guacamole bowl with jeb's logo on it. an go to avocados what donald trump did to jeb bush's spirit. the description says jeb and columba love whipping up guacamole on sunday fun day. with this guaca bowle. jeb's secret guacamole recipe not included yet. his secret recipe for guacamole oon. [ laughter ] unfortunately since jeb dropped out that is no longer available. dr. ben carson had some fun items for sale too. the ben carson scrub top, complete with a name tag that says ben carson, pediatric neurosurgeon. it isn't so much a great way to it is a way to impersonate ben carson. [ laughter ] it's a way to do illegal surgery under an assumed name.e for your four-legged friends if you're in the market.
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even the dog looks bored. [ laughter ]son. you can tell. marco rubio is selling an unusual shirt.rubaeo. [ laughter ] you know, for the one marco rubio supporter who knows what the word bae means.any. john kasich's store, not a single item in his store has his face on it, mostly because nobody remembers what he looked like.eautiful zazzle style crap. i especially love the sticker in the right-hand corner. yo thanks, dad. [ laughter ] can i borrow 40 bucks while we're at it? rand paul has been gone for campaign store is still open, which means there's still time to get you a pair of rand paul freedom socks. [ laughter ]your wife will be when you sashay out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a pair of those. and they're only $15 a pair, by
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eight bucks each.donald trump's shop is slightly more subdued than the other candidates. other than the fact that he's offering 17 different kinds of hats. he's also selling baby onesies. because you know, babies scream all day also. so that's a perfect gift for ] [ applause ] the democrats aren't doing so great in the merchandise department either.ets the "mom's trying too hard to be cool in front of her daughter's friends award" for this "yaaas hillary" shirt.l yaaas type. so hillary. and finally this is not something that bernie sanders isfficial page. but i think he should. this is the bernie sanders ceramic pipe. for tobacco only.upporters love their tobacco. it's the perfect way to say i support my favorite candidate,
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[ laughter ] by the way, i looked this up on amazon. i wonder if mitt romney knows about it. the mitt romney chia pet.. still available just in case he throws his afro in the ring. [ laughter ] hey, guillermo, how's it going ing shots of syrup over there? >> i love doing shots. >> jimmy: very good. pancake and our pancake bot there. is it done? oh, it is done. flip it. are >> no. 30 more seconds. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you mean 30 more seconds? >> how much you pay for this thing?nt to know how much i paid for that thing. flip that over and let's see how it looks. why? how do you know? >> because this thing has to move. >> jimmy: all right. and? wow.cman?
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>> i don't have no idea. >> jimmy: who was it supposed to >> hillary clinton. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] all right. well, you know -- all right.and we'll see if we can get it to work. because it did work yesterday. >> this is the dumbest idea. [ laughter ]ake a break. when we come back, again we'll check in with the dumbest idea. i'll update you on the new cast of "dancing with the stars."mb people on the street after this. so stick around.
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ray romano and mitt romney are on the way. and we're trying to get this -- how's it going over there? is it working? >> your wife. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, you. well, i don't they introduced a new cast of "dancing with the stars" to the world today. [ cheers and applause ] really?ark the change of seasons in l.a. oh, my god, "dancing with the stars" season is over, "the goes so fast. but this is season 22 of "dancing." this time the cast includes laird butler, jennifer moya, d a bunch of other names i just made up. i was testing you. [ laughter ] some of the real stars competing von miller, steelers wide receiver antonio brown, donald trump's ex-wife marla maples. for real.
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jodie sweetin from "full house." each of these people, each of these celebrities had a choice. the choice was go to jail for ancing with the stars." [ laughter ] and they made the right decision. congratulations to all our we wish each of you a mirrored ball of your own. so back to the other reality competition show going on right now, the race for president of the united states. caucuses in four states today, michigan, hawaii, idaho, and mississippi. you see these states abbreviatedle news to mi, hi, id, and ms. this is what you write on the envelope if you send something in the mail to one of those states.any people still know about this kind of stuff. so this afternoon we went out on the street and we asked people identify the states that voted today by their official abbreviation.well, this is what happened. >> hi.here are you from?
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>> hannah, what states are these? >> hawaii. >> yes. >> indiana? >> no. know. >> close. >> idaho? >> yes. >> cool. >> missouri? >> no. >> mississippi? >> yes. >> cool. >> where did you say you were from? >> michigan. oh, duh. michigan. >> minnesota? >> no. >> missouri. >> try again. no, not missouri? michigan. not michigan. >> miami. oh, no, that's not a state. >> no, it's not. >> indiana. >> no. don't know. >> almost. >> i do know. >> closer. >> i don't. >> say it really fast. >> i don't know. i don't know. i'm confused. >> indiana. >> no.
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>> demi moore. >> that didn't help me at all. >> this is hard. >> huh? >> you not a ho. >> oh. idaho. >> yes.uri. >> no. >> chicago, i would say? >> chi -- i don't even know. i'm not going to lie. minnesota. >> no.s were thinking the same thing, though. that was pretty close. >> was not close. >> not close. >> minneapolis? minnesota? >> no.ota. i said that. dang. mi. >> hawaii. >> yes. >> idaho. >> yes. >> yes. >> michigan. >> yes. correct. [ applause ] can you please high-five this dude?
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>> jimmy: you can't expect them to be good at geography and high fives. ney is here. we'll be right back with ray romano. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] talk wireless... ...we believe your tax refund should last. all. year. long. don't waste it on a pricey wireless plan. lose the contracts, mystery fees and overages. ight talk... ...to get coverage on america's largest and most dependable 4g lte networks. for half the cost. get any of the latest samsung phones or bring your own phone. unlimited talk, text and data is 45 bucks a month. find out more at
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people what they want -- more box. any words for the critics? what can i say? critties gonna neg. e what?! [ laughs ] >> jimmy: this is embarrassing. who was that supposed be oprah. >> jimmy: that was supposed to be oprah? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, this is so disappointing. >> i told you it was a bad idea. >> jimmy: thanks, guillermo. potatoes so we can make french fries. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. i will. thank you tonight on the show, massachusetts and new arch-enemy of donald trump mitt romney is with us. he is mad as heck and he's not f it anymore.
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the wild feathers. and on thursday, viola davis, from the suffers. please join us then. our first guest tonight is an emmy-winning actor and comedian ly everybody. his new show is produced by martin scorsese and mick jagger," watch it sundays on hbo. please welcome ray romano. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> good.od to see you. i've been watching you on "vinyl," and i have to say i'm so impress by -- not that you weren't always a great actor but on a sitcom it's hard to tell ly good actor. and you are. i'm very proud of you. you're a very good actor on the show. [ cheers and applause ]e beard and editing.
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on "men of a certain age" you were great.th -- i mean, it's scorsese and terry winter from "boardwalk empire." i'm just surrounded by this coolnow. >> jimmy: and even getting picked by them is a great compliment. >> crazy. those who haven't seen it is about the music industry in new york set in the '70s when punk rock and -- was that something you were into? were you part of that scene at that time? >> i grew up in queens. and that's kind of where i stayed. [ laughter ] in manhattan. and you'd have to go over a bridge to get there. [ laughter ] and i was kind of a nerd who didn't want to do that. yeah.ossing. >> no. i wasn't a concertgoer, you know. >> jimmy: really? >> i love the music. that music is the music i grew up with.i'm seeing actors play these people. david bowie, led zeppelin.
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first concert, this is true, my took my girl, my first girlfriend to john denver. john denver was my first concert. >> jimmy: how old were you?er was great. i was 18. i went to see john denver. and i ventured into manhattan. i went to madison square garden. and the starfor them. you people are too young to know that they had a song, "afternoon delight." >> jimmy: a very dirty song.ty but it was. >> yeah. so that was it. >> jimmy: did that work with the girlfriend? did it result in an afternoon delight?eeded more than that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. no, nothing worked. [ laughter ]just want to -- i don't want to interrupt but i just want to say one thing. first of all, thank you because my son matthew has been working on this show for almost three years.'s okay i want to bring him out just to -- where is he? matt, come on out. >> jimmy: yeah, why not? there's matt.
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[ cheers and applause ] wow. he looks nice. >> and i just want to -- how long have you been here? >> it's been like two and a half years orwo and a half years he's been here and he's been doing great. and i -- well, we both think it's time for a raise i think. [ laughter ] what do you think?immy: this is probably not the best spot to have this conversation. >> but i can't get a hold of you anywhere else. [ laughter ]rfect time. i think he's -- >> jimmy: well, you know, maybe after the show we can sit down, we could -- >> let's be honest. i'm not going to see you after the show. and i know this isn't appropriate. and i'm just being a father. he's an integral part of the show. i think matthew shaquille romano has done -- [ laughter ]ings in helping the show -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's great.
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definitely. he's an important part of the show. >> jimmy: i mean, he's an important p.a. here on the show., yeah, he's very important. >> well -- >> jimmy: production assistant. >> i know. i know what -- i know what p.a. stands for. >> jimmy: oh. was an executive producer. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, no, no. he's -- >> matt?, he's kind of -- oh. did matt leave? [ cheers and applause ] can i tell you something? yeah.e was a miscommunication there. >> we have this -- he has this problem. >> jimmy: this is not the first time this has happened? >> no.hen you're out, he's not going to guest-host? >> jimmy: no. yeah, no, he's not -- he's not -- it's not going to be the -- >> son of a bitch! again! [ immy: can i just say this? in your son's defense, he did do something great for me.
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your dad.ee things that we didn't know about you. >> well, that's fine. but by the way, before we even talk about this, i do want to thank you again because the orking here for three years. >> jimmy: i've never seen him in a suit before, but yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> bring him back out. he doesn't -- >> jimmy: yeah, bring matt back out again. >> he's not a liar. verification on some of this stuff. >> but you're helping me teach him some values about work, and i appreciate that. >> jimmy: i'm glad i could help. >> so go ahead.aid that you love, you love the national anthem, the "star-spangled banner." >> yeah. >> he does.ly true? >> that is the truth. i love to -- know. i mean, you're not as old as me but you're there. >> jimmy: i'm 48. >> you're in the middle. i cry very easy. and i like crying.ional anthem gets me every time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. >> yes.
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lakers game or something you would start crying? >> yeah. if it's a good one. when i go to -- like my son is my other son. his high school. and you know, the student will get up. and if she starts -- i'll wait. you know, i'll wait for a couple bars.e some of them are horrible. >> jimmy: right. >> but if she's good i'll take out my iphone for later and record it.'ll watch it later? >> yeah. but it's dangerous because once you start recording then if you realize oh, she is horrible, youn because the other -- the parents are looking at you. she sucks. but i've got a bunch of kids singing the anthem. >> jimmy: that's very sweet and very patriotic. >> thanks for telling him. >> jimmy: here's one more. matt says you're obsessed with an app maybe called sporkle. >> yeah, i don't know if you know sporkle but it's good for mind games, logic quizzes.g older i'm worried about keeping sharp.
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have a thing where you can memorize all the countries have to name all the countries. and spell them all. >> jimmy: all of them? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how many are there? >> according to them, 196 countries.own. and then i started doing capitals. i've got all the capitals except asia.ia yet. >> jimmy: how about the country eritrea, what is the capital city -- >> eritrea. >> jimmy: eritrea.ive me a minute here. >> jimmy: okay. >> asmara. a-s-m-a-r-a. is that right? do you know the answer? >> jimmy: i have no idea.ng. >> jimmy: yeah, you can say anything, but people at home will know. >> who's from eritrea here? [ laughter ] practical use for this knowledge, by the way? >> you know, it's good with uber drivers. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why? >> because you just break the ice. you break the ice.ell them where you're going. you say where you're from. and like my last uber driver said he was from mali.
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[ laughter ]ook me home for dinner. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: one more thing that matt told us. regular-sized testicle and one dwarf testicle that is the size of a pea and the doctor told you you could have the dwarf testicle removed but you never believe it's lucky. [ laughter ]again. [ cheers and applause ] is that true?es. [ laughter ] we know he lies. he lied about the executive producer.-- he's creative. >> jimmy: is it true you named your testicles hall and oates? [ laughter ] >> if that was true, if what re true,
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bobby cannavale. bobby cannavale's and he's tremendous. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but things get a little hairy with my guy too. he goes to -- let's see, we're this week. in three more episodes, episode 7, i -- this is not a plug. this is a warning. yeah.i have a -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, really? [ cheers and applause ]me. >> jimmy: is that a first time? i assume it is.a naked, yeah. and it's vegas. we're in vegas. a three-way happens. yeah.] and the good kind. the good kind. >> jimmy: not with your buddies? >> yeah, yes.s and me. no.
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it gets weird.at -- i imagine you're uncomfortable just in general but that must have been extra uncomfortable. >> very stressful. very stressful. >> jimmy: was it fun at all?s fun, and then there's -- it's not fun because you're worried -- don't let it you know what i'm saying. you know what i'm saying. >> jimmy: i do. yeah, yeah. >> you don't want them to have to green screen your crotch out.it. i did one -- here's my experience with the sex scene.certain age." i had the show "men of a certain age." that was a drama comedy and my character's a character who was married for 20 years, now divorced, on his first date and s going to end up in sex and it's going to -- things are going to happen too fast, if you know what i mean. the scene calls for sex to happen and for
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things are going too fast and hroom with my pants around my ankles yelling "leg cramp." yes. that's my excuse. leg cramp. get away.-- the launch sequence has been activated. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. >> so i'm nervous just to do the scene. we do the scene. boom. i push her off.athroom. my pants are around my -- leg cramp. cut. the director yells cut. i look down, pull my pants up, there's a goo liquid all around the crotch. and i'm like -- you know, because i would know -- [ laughter ]be one of the first to know. >> yes. and what happened was my purell exploded when i was running. [ laughter ]nd applause ] it's the absolute truth. so i had to -- wardrobe had to
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e ] >> jimmy: we're back. our next guest is the -- was the 2012 republican nominee for president. he's returned to public life to do battle with donald trump.or of massachusetts. please welcome mitt romney. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. and you're just as handsome in r to be on television. >> you say that to all the guys, i know. >> jimmy: you have big hands, too. i like that in a politician. this is the first time i think anybody's ever come to the show
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something. [ laughter ]le to go see this or do that -- >> it's the country, though, it's a country we're talking about. we have toing to be the leader of the free world. and i don't think donald trump should be that leader. [ cheers and applause ]ss they agree. i wanted -- i'm curious as to just how this began brewing. like were you at home, sitting hing donald trump on television and you just got so angry you ran out to the driveway and stomped on a ketchup packet? how did it happen?hat was the straw that broke the camel's back? >> well, it's been building over time. although i thought that i'd be best being a neutral arbiter and strikes and a foul now and then. and i did that. but you know, over time, with the mocking a reporter that's orter that asked tough questions did so because she was on her menstrual cycle, saying that george w.
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disparaging all muslims and then for me the straw that broke the camel's back was the pretending david duke is, we don't know about the ku klux klan. i was with my son. we were driving. and he said to me, "dad, what the grandkids you did to stop donald trump?" and i said you know what, i've got to do something, now's the time. [ cheers and applause ]ow what i would say to my dad -- if my dad said that to me, i would have said, i don't know, what are you going to do? i'm getting out of the car.rump is not a person you want to mess with. i mean, he is -- he can be very, very vicious. if he is elected president, you're going to have to move. [ laughter ]hat, right? >> that's probably the case. but i will make sure that he does not audit my taxes. he apparently is very good at auditing taxes. >> jimmy: what about this tax thing?returns. he hasn't released tax returns and people said, well, you took a long time to release your tax returns. but ultima tax returns.
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find in his tax returns and is there something you know that we don't?eleased my back taxes in january of 2012. so he should have released them by now. he went on various shows and them, that they were beautiful. [ laughter ] and now he's pushing back, maybe he -- my guess is he will never release his tax returns because that really will surprise people and cause a lot of people to move away from him. i don't know what it will be.s to dissuade and push aside and divert you know something's going on. either he's not making the money people think he is or not paying much in taxes or takingt don't seem right or not giving money to the veterans he cares so deeply about in his speeches. something will point out he's not the person he's been telling people he is.norance but aren't you required to release your tax returns? >> you're not. you're not required to. it's just been a long tradition residents say you want to take a look at who i am? it's not just what i'm going to tell you about myself, it's what the real deal is.
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think he's not the real deal, that he's a phoney. and others who think he is. hey, prove it to us. give us the tax returns. if you have done what you've said you've done. and then also "the new york times" tape, let's see them. [ cheers and applause ] >> but we have a -- i'm sure everybody's played this clip and confronted you with it. but there was a happier time for you and donald trump. there was a time where he was actually gave you his endorsement. at that time did you think he was a phony? >> well, when you're running for president, you want a you. and 61 million people voted for me. i was very pleased with that. but i would not endorse 61 million people for president. i'm happy to have the r of folks but i wouldn't endorse them. but what donald trump has said during this campaign.ance, what he did about george bush, john mccain, and then says putin, on the other hand, is a strong, powerful leader. he's got this all mixed up. had he said the things he said ear i wouldn't have asked for his endorsement. >> jimmy: you would not have asked for his not endorsement. >> no. >> jimmy: and i'm sure you hate
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this picture's not framed in your home? [ laughter ]f the other candidates called you and said hey, thanks for saying that? >> well, i've actually contacted the other candidates. >> jimmy: oh., i'm happy to do anything i can to be of help in your campaigns. i don't know which of the three of you's going to be the strongest contender. of republicans want someone other than donald trump, and i want to help that person become the president. >> jimmy: of those three which one do you like the most? and see who can do the best job tonight, who can do the best job in the coming weeks, who can be the most effective posting up against donald trump.ose three guys you're okay with. >> i will be happy to endorse any one of those three. >> jimmy: how do you know they're not phonies? have you checked these guys out? have you seen their tax returns? >> yeah.r tax returns out. they're pretty much laying out what they think the american people want to know about them. >> was actually your idea. and i like this idea. we've collected some mean tweets
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trump have written about you.to take a break. when we come back, you're going to read some of those. share some of those with us. [ cheers and applause ] mitt romney is here. we'll be right back.
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>> jimmy: we're back with mitt romney. we're talking about donald trump. oh, man, he must hate you, huh? >> probably.ame down to it and you had to vote for either donald trump or hillary clinton, what would you do in that situation? >> well, i'm not planning on that happening.hing i can to support someone who can actually make sure our nominee is someone who represents conservative ideals and someone i can be proud of. [ applause ]speak hypothetically, mitt. who would you vote -- if you had to pick one of those two people? >> i would either write in a ot or i'd find some other candidate in there who was a conservative that i could support. >> jimmy: would you, if you are writing in a name, would you write my name on that ballot?] >> you write mine, i'll write yours. >> jimmy: okay. that would be pretty exciting to get your endorsement.t? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: obviously, you're a republican.
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republicans. you want somebody from the republican party.s your take on him? do you think he's an honest guy? do you think he is a guy that means what he says when -- >> i do.guy. i think he's an honest guy. i just think he's terribly misguided. ronald reagan used to say it's not that liberals are ignorant. it's just that what they know is wrong.sanders knows is simply wrong. he's not going to help people come out of poverty. he's not going to build a strong middle class with policies that world. >> jimmy: and yet given the choice you would select bernie sanders over donald trump. yes? >> no, no, no, no. >> jimmy: oh. >> jimmy: sorry, i'm getting carried away with myself. you know, it's funny because your hair is so perfect. [ laughter ] ers maniac doing when he gets up there? >> you know, he is follically challenged.. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: of course the convention will come and at that
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will be the nominee. if no candidate has the majority they have to figure things out. whether they keep voting until somebody has a majority. >> yes. >> jimmy: is there any chance you can wind up in there and youguy they nominate to be the candidate? is that possible? >> no. >> jimmy: that's not possible?le running for president. one of them will be our nominee. this is not the first time something like that has happened, by the way, if it does happen.y history there have been i think 10 occasions where someone has -- where there's been a contested convention.seven of the ten times the person who did not have the plurality going into the contested convention ended up being the nominee. last time? was it a long time ago? >> i think 1948 was the last time that happened. it's been a while. >> jimmy: a different world at that time. >> yeah.reason you're involved in any of this is simply to get rid of donald
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>> look, it's 24 grandkids.hat kind of america are we going to have? are we going to remain the leader of the free world? are we going to be the shining city on a hill? and of nancy reagan we're reminded of the greatness of our presidents in the past. i want to make sure we have a great president, not someone whod on their religion or their race or their gender. this is a time for inclusion and greatness, and donald trump doesn't represent that to me. [ cheers and applause ] have some tweets here. these are real tweets. these were made by various parties, including -- >> i'll sit up for this.nd donald trump. so if you don't mind, i'll hand you each one. just read them aloud. it'll be painless if you just go through them. and there you go. all right.y reading -- >> @realdonaldtrump. mitt romney had his chance and blew it. lindsey graham ran for president, got zero, why are they now spokesmen against me? sad. got zero.
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zero are the ones who paid 25 grand to be at trump university. they're the ones who got zero. [ applause ]right. this is from a trump supporter. >> okay. donald trump is trying to pull america back from the brink and frea with matches in the bathroom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is there any truth to that? >> i'm not touching that. i'll tell you that. [ laughter ] okay.tromney equals loser. that's true, actually. i lost. [ laughter ] you may not have noticed. let's see. who are you anyway?do you buy the shoe polish you wear in your hair? [ laughter ] @trump2016.co in bulk. [ laughter ] [ applause ] let's see. i actually met mitt romney at a ack.
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machine to go back and pu [ laughter ] #trump. yeah, pick or it didn't happen. >> jimmy: one more. >> that's a handle. [ laughter ] i'd pay good money to watch mitt romney crying in a ball pit at a chuck e. cheese. ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: how much? >> yeah, how much? that's the right question. something tells me that cheddar biscuit may have had personal hing like that himself. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: one final question. you've made a lot of money. you've been very successful. how much would you pay donald trump to get out of the race? right price for that. donald trump just needs to get out of the race. he said in there that he's sad.y and let's have a candidate we can be proud of. >> jimmy: thank you, mitt. mitt romney, everybody. thanks to ray romano.n. we're out of time. "nightline" is next. thanks for watching.
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