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added "managed repair" to their policies in recent years. they sell it as a way to protect policy holders from fraud. >> we take the time and hassle out of dealing with contractors. >> reporter: insurers force homeowners to go with one of the company's preferred contractors. according to a youtube post, florida peninsula says many of their customers who have used the program give it rave reviews. >> really, our house turned out better than it started before the flood. >> reporter: but we found dozens of homeowners who have complained managed repair programs gone wrong. >> you can see how all the floor is buckled throughout his room. >> reporter: this tampa attorney represents ten families who blame managed repair for shortcutting repairs. >> they don't know that they have it in their policy until they have a claim. >> reporter: she represents the morales family in their suit against florida peninsula. >> the floors are getting worse really every day.
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engineer concluded the contractor failed to dry the floor before laying down the new floor. and there's a potentially dangerous mold problem in four- year-old madden's room. >> we're angry, we're upset, we're inconvenienced. >> reporter: florida peninsula refused said the buckling and mold are related. the morales family has a drainage problem causing moisture buildup that is not related to the claim. florida peninsula sent its own engineer to inspect the house after the moraleses complained. and that report cites the home's ventilation for the mold
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moisture. >> reporter: chris and katie contend there are no mold and flooring issues anywhere other than where repairs were made. >> what is it that you want? >> we just want our house fixed. >> reporter: once an insurer denies wrong doing, there are few choices for consumers. they can turn to the state for mediation, but it's not binding. they can also hire an attorney and go to court, but that's costly, and there are no guarantees. i'm jackie callaway, taking action new job you may want to check out stap mall, especially if you have some student loans, the office supply chain planning to give an extra $100 per month to some employees to pay off student loans or tuition. the plan would only be offered to the top performers chosen by management and new employees in the company's business to business sales team. we're also taking action to
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benefits. flexible spending accounts are a use it or use it account. keep that in mind when you are setting an amount aside. one man got a lot more than a caffeine fix after drinking an energy drink. he was drink five energy drinks a da the man ended up in the hospital and doctors say energy drinks really have a lot of vitamin b 3, and that was actually hurting the man's liver. you may think school lunches or cut-backs in pe are to blame for the growing childhood obesity rate but new research shows the problem really starts at home. researchers at the university of texas finding on average kids gained weight during summer vacation, and their weight remains stable during
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couple of plans during the holidays you may give a meal replacement shake a try. experts say it can be beneficial if they're taking the place of unhealthy food. but remember, replacements tend to lack the fiber and good bacteria needed to kipe healthy so start slow and try replacing just one meal with a shake. caught on camera, hear the way one man dealt with a rude driver. the driver of the jeep patiently waiting for a prime parking spot but out of the blue a red car pulls up in the lower right-hand corner of the screen and sneaks in. so what does that jeep driver do? he pulls up, hooks up that red car to the front of his jeep and pulls it out. he claims that spot that was rightfully his in the first place. there it is. take a look at this video from a mall in chile. an 84-year-old man tripping a would-be thief and take himself out in the process.
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going to be upset with hit. you can see her running to his side as soon as he fell. she says she gave him the silent treatment for several hours. we certainly know what that feels like. >> he's a hero. a lot of folks are on pins and needles watching game seven. and we've got some rain there in cleveland. >> there's some rain in cleveland. there may be a little rain for us being things are quiet across the area. but as wendy mentioned a live look at day tan doppler radar. there is some rain over cleveland. there's some heavy rain about 90s minutes away. so if, for whatever reason, the game continues for that period of time, then they're running into some real issues later on in an hour and a half. closer to home things are quiet. we did see a few showers
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tomorrow, kind of similar to what we had today. we were up near 90. we hit 88 in tampa, a weak front arrives on friday. it is a cool front so that means highs in the upper 70s on saturday and sunday, sought will definitely be cooler, but it won't be nearly as cool as it was the last front we had. temperatures right now anywhere from the mid-70s downtown, clearwater 75, plant city 70, upper zinc polk county with dew points so because of that tomorrow morning, maybe a little bit of fog, and will you definitely that heavy feel to the air first thing tomorrow morning when you start your day. mid-70s across most of the area under partly cloudy skies. there's the satellite picture. it's that east to west flow that we've been talking about for the past couple of days. the atmosphere gets juicy enough for scattered showers. we had it today, we'll have it again tomorrow. i don't think quite as many.
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partly cloudy, a little bit of fog. ivan will have more object that bright and early, he is special in credited truss, hernando, pasco, maybe sumter county. otherwise partly sunny skies but you can't rule out the chance of a shower. do i think it is going to be an issue for the bucs game tomorrow? i don't. i actually think anything that does develop will be afternoon. by mid evening hours, partly cloudy, warm and humid, but it will be dry. friday here comes there front. rain chances 10 or 20%. there will i think those clouds could linger on saturday but you will notice the winds pick pup on saturday because there comes the front, and as it swings on through, up from the north, some cooler air. notice most of that cool air stays from jacksonville, gainesville north. we're going to be on the fringe. but you will notice the difference he is special in the mornings. the afternoons are still going to be upper 70s to 80 degrees, but we're still looking at a little bit lower humidity and more refreshing air both saturday and again on sunday. the forecast highs on thursday,
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so another warm one. we didn't break a record today but we were one degree shy at 88. i think we're going to be 83 to 86 yet again on thursday. but it will be dry for the game, the bucs and the falcons. 8:25 on thursday night. northeast winds for the boaters at 5 to 10 knots. uv index on the high side at 9. water temperature 73 degrees at clearwater. there are your upcoming tides, sunrise and sunset. hour by hour forecast, partly cloudy, a mixture of clouds and sun all day long but it is going to be warm and humid again. mid-80s. high humidity makes it feel even a little warmer than. that here's a look at florida's most accurate seven-day forecast. 10% chance of a stray shower on thursday. a little bit better chance as the front comes through. notice by the weekend, while i think we will have more clouds on saturday than sunday, i still think both days look pretty good, definitely cool kerr and dryer. more refreshing, he is special
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60s. >> thank you denis. cubs and indians fans are on the edge of their seats right now. t.k. has an update from cleveland next in sports. now here's jimmy kimmel with what's coming up. >> tonight we're in l.a. and nashville with a special post-cma hule lo gram show. >> guillermo, say howdy to the people in nashville.
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hello, folks. what a world series this has been, and it is not over yet. the cubs were four outs away from erasing a 108-year-old curse, but cleveland has found a way to get back into it in a big way. former tampa bay ray brandon guyer doubled home one run in the 8th to cut the cubs' lead to 6-4, and then one batter later, rajai davis uncompany, a two-run homer off aroldis chapman to and that is where we are now in the bottom of the 9th. an incredible game, a great series. somebody will reverse the curse, but who will it be? it's not game seven, but it's an important one for the buccaneers tomorrow night. division leading atlanta in town. buccaneers need to win this one to keep some pressure on. the bucs and atlanta will have
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they will not have martin or mcdonald. atlanta has some injuries, too, at running back and tight end, but they still have matt ryan, and he's been going off with some big numbers lately. >> i think they're playing a lot more efficiently. they're one of the top if not the best offense in the nfl. they're throwing it around the yard. i think matt is doing a very good job of distri so it's going to be a big challenge for us. we have got to play our best game to get the outcome that we want on defense, that is for sure. >> but just like the buccaneers, we have to make a quick turnaround on our bucs pick this week. i do like the bucs in points.
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think we have this. if they're right, we'll be 7-0 spread. the gators are all smiles after taking care of georgia. now it's a road trip to arkansas. this is not game to be taken lightly. in fact, this is a game that head coach jim says will test whether the team is focused in the moment or looking ahead. >> that's why i moment to define what we're all about. i like where this team is at. here's this next step that we need to take to kind of solidify where our program is a little bit, and we will find out. >> and we should a better idea tomorrow how bolts forward jonathan duran is doing. he got his bell rung right here by the islanders last night. he never returned, as a
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we're pretty sure he was under the concussion protocol. as for dehahn, he will not face a disciplinary hearing for the hit, nor should he. it was clean. we're back in a minute and
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i'll tell you what, whoever paid those resale tickets is getting their money's worth. it's 6-6 going into the 10th. continuing coverage of our top stories at >> have a great night. we'll see you back here
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>> dicky: from hollywood and nashville it's "jimmy kimmel live after the cmas"! tonight, jessica chastain -- willie nelson -- justin moore -- "mean tweets country music edition" -- and music from hunter hayes via hologram.
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[ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. wow, glad you're in a good mood. because what you are about to witness, the spectacle you are about to behold, is our most special special effects show of the whole year. tonight we will be broadcasting from three cities at the same time. i will be in two of those cities. i know, it's amazing, thank you. let's begin by going live to the cma theater at the country music hall of fame in nashville,
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are you ready to see magic happen? [ cheers and applause ] okay, let's do it. right now i'm on the screens but we're going to fire up the hologram machine. fire it up and beam me in, captain. here i am! [ cheers and applause ] i don't know why you guys are excited. hi, everyone. i'm casper the friendly host. you know, this is the third year in a row we've done this. i still have absolutely no idea how it works. by the way, those of you in nashville, feel free to post an instagram of my hologram because i don't think that's ever been done. go ahead and snap away. hey, do you guys want to see a puppet show? [ cheers and applause ] hold on, i'll be right back.
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why, look at this! [ cheers and applause ] my little friend guillermo. look at that. guillermo, say howdy to the people in nashville. >> guillermo: howdy, nashville! >> jimmy: how are you doing tonight, guillermo? >> guillermo: happy if you don't put your hand up my butt. [ drumroll ] >> jimmy: can i get a glass of water? watch this. all right, here we go. ghnch >> guillermo: i want some water too, can i have some water? can i get water? please, water? water! >> jimmy: isn't that incredible? >> guillermo: hello, water! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i can talk while he's doing it.
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also talk. is that enough water? okay. all right. thank you, poquito bandito, now back to your post. there we go. [ cheers and applause ] i want to try something in nashville in the theater. i need a volunteer from the audience for this. okay, do we have somebody lined up? all right, i'm fairly sure this has never been done before. this is a television first. wait, hold on. oh. hi, what's your name? >> jessica liner. >> jimmy: hi, jess character i'm jimmy, how you doing? >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: see, this is when we appreciate our local weather men. because they have this all figured out. jessica, let me have that right, this is a graham cracker. you've seen these, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. i am going to feed this graham cracker to you.
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yes, yes, yes. enjoy. is it good? >> mmm-mmm! >> jimmy: tasty, all right. there you go, you just ate the world's first-ever hologram-cracker. [ cheers and applause ] get it. >> guillermo: i get it, yeah. >> jimmy: all right, thank you. all right, thank you, jessica. you know, this show's been on almost 14 years, we're incredible. of course the main reason i'm with you via hologram tonight is because you live in a swing state. and i need your vote to make sure i become vice president of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] may i have my podium? where is my podium? thank you. dear fellow nashvilleagers, is
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nashville with you tonight. i love so many things about nashville. i love nashville's popular dining, the hot chicken, hot fish, the goo goo clusters, fruit tea, and meat and three, whatever the hell that is, i love it all. i love your unfortunately named hockey team the predators. i love bush whackers, shownies, maxwell house coffee, and the fact that nashville has the largest population of kurdish people in the united states. and did i just read all of this stuff off of wi yes, i did. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yes, i did, but i memorized it. and as a result, i know that i can doubt count on your vote. i am the best possible voice to be vice president of the united states. but don't just take it from me, take it from a real-life cowboy! >> guillermo: i am a cowboy! and i endorse this man! >> jimmy: all right, thank you. i might never let you out of
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>> guillermo: i like it. >> jimmy: i like it a lot. in another swing state, from cleveland tonight, game seven of the world series between the long-suffering indians and the even longer-suffering chicago cubs. what a year for the city of cleveland. they host the world series, won an nba title, got to see chachi speak at the republican national convention. incredible. we don't know the outcome of the game but we will by the time you're watching this at home. so just to cover my bases i'd like to say either congratulations or victory or devastating loss, whichever that may be. [ cheers and applause ] this is going to be the highest-rated baseball game in many, many years. people all over are very interested to see the cubs go from being a team that hasn't won a world series in 108 years to being a team that won one
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which sounds worse but fans in chicago have been on an emotional roller coaster, especially ryan slagle. he was on the local news watching his cubs beat the dodgers to advance to the world series. the video made the rounds. he's known as crying ryan to everyone he knows. we tracked ryan down, sent him to game five. game seven is in cleveland. right now ryan is in wrigleyville where they're going crazy, sluggers sports bar, ryan how are you doing? [ cheers and applause ] ryan, f score? is there any score yet in the game? >> we're ready to go team's fired up, we're ready to go tonight. >> jimmy: what i want to know is are your friends still making fun of the crying? >> i was a halloween costume so that was good. i have a new dance called the hyperventilate, so that's a real hit. they're currently doing research
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medication testing right now. >> jimmy: maybe the people at zoloft could get you an endorsement deal. do you think you will cry more tonight if the cubs win or lose? >> well, win. because we are going to win. we're already up. >> jimmy: okay, all right. will you be going to work tomorrow? >> i have no idea, really depends how tonight goes. >> jimmy: you may have to call in drunk, all right. [ laughter ] >> love you, >> jimmy: good luck to you guys, sluggers in wrigleyville, i know it's crazy there. >> it's crazy. thanks, jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that looks like fun. earlier tonight on the cmas, we honored country music's brightest stars with trophies. later on we'll punch those very same stars with an all-country music edition of "mean tweets." first we have a cautionary tale for you. for lovers of both music and
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across a story recently online about a man from norway. the man's name is klaus j. rstad. he bought a shower stool from ikea. once he got home and sat on it something unpleasant happened. when he sat down, a key part of his body became stuck in one of the holes. i know. it's a hard story to hear. rather than just tell you about it we enlisted the help of a young singer named jus voice to this terrible tale of a norwegian nut with a very sad sac. >> this here's a story about a tough buy with a big problem. ? ? down in norway town there lived a lad ? ? he went by the name klaus jorstad ? ? took an ikea chair into the
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? see the holes and all the love klaus left all that permanent stuff ? ? no matter how much he'd twist and shout ? ? sha little bitty sucker wouldn't pop out ? ? oh devil stool you are just so cruel ? ? give me back my family jewel you devil stool ? ? klaus said to himself so mad he could spit, i'm in a different kind of pit ? ? this school's name should have clued me in testing for pinching and grabbing and that ? ? after the yellow that worked at ikea come up with such a cruel cruel idea ? ? you'd have to be a sadistic soul to make a stool with a nut-sized hole ? ? klaus tried every trick he knew lathered himself tried
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right out ? ? suddenly the heat ran out and icy water poured out of the spout ? ? and klaus well he just up and shrunk and the devil stool freed up his junk ? ? oh devil stool you played me for a fool ? ? but you ain't laving now you devil stool ? ? oh you ? ? damn you straight to hell you devil stool ? >> brought to you by ikea meatballs. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break. when we come back, i have three ridiculous questions for willie nelson, miranda lambert, florida georgia line, dolly parton, chris stapleton and more in an all-country edition of "mean
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>> jimmy: willie, this is your book, "pretty paper." a lot of questions are answered in this book. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: but not these. my first question for you, if you were going to die fighting an animal, what animal would you want it to be? >> a rabbit. >> jimmy: a rabbit? why a rabbit? >> i think i can last longer. >> jimmy: but they kill slowly. >> they do. >> jimmy: imagine being killed
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>> jimmy: what do you think of the name kenneth for a baby? >> be nice for a horse. >> jimmy: but not a human? >> well, i don't think so. not for -- no, i wouldn't want a human named that, no. would you? >> jimmy: i don't know, kenneth -- >> you'd want to be swinging a kenneth around all day? no, no. >> jimmy: have you ever used an emoji? >> last night. >> jimmy: you did? >> i think i did. what's it do to you? >> jimmy: i'm guessing the answer is no. well, two emojis. a smiley face. >> crown royal. the answer to all life's ridiculous questions. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. jessica chastain and music from hunter hayes is on the way. hello to those of you joining us in nashville, tennessee, which
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the 50th annual cma awards. country music is very important. after this election it might be the only country we have left. it was a special show tonight. 50 years, celebrating 50 years of cmas. dolly parton received the willie nelson lifetime achievement award which is literally the highest honor you can display on a shelf alongside a bong. [ laughter ] dolly got that, then a special performance tonight from beyonce on the country music awards. which is exciting. and between "lemonade," the world series, "the walking dead," it has been an amazing year for baseball bats. bow beyonce dead her song "if you like it you should put a ring of fire on it" or something like that. country music fans are some of the most appreciative and enthusiastic fans of all forms of music. i see it when we have artists on the show. the fans, they're excited, upbeat, they don't steal music, they buy it, a solid group.
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tonight we invited some of country's biggest stars to read some of the nasty things those apples wrote about them and they graciously accepted that offer. it's time for our second all-country music edition of "mean tweets." >> just because you have a beard, a ponytail, and a cowboy hat doesn't mean you can sing. you know how i know? trace adkins. just concerning. >> bonnie raitt looks like the aunt who would have a few too many at your mom's birthday party and try to fight your dad. >> randy houser, more like ballooner who's-er. [ bleep ] sucks big dong. huge dong even. that's funny. >> cassadee pope would be 6,000% hotter without that [ bleep ] tattoo. you mean this one?
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dan and shay, you might as well take your [ bleep ] and shove it up your own ass. #notcountry. >> i'd love to see that. >> wow. >> hey, eat [ bleep ]. i will not listen to your [ bleep ] play list on spotify. >> jane that kramer tries to hard with her texas accent, lol, girl stop. you ain't fooling anyone. i'm sorry, y'all. >> gregor >> in case of a national emergency, all air traffic will be redirected to miranda lambert's forehead. >> the guy from florida georgia line were engineered in a douche factory. right down the road from here, actually. >> i went to jake owen last year and was miserable as [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] super lame. i'm really sorry, @cocaine. >> why does the blond in little
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oh, man. >> for some reason my mom has determined brett eldribble is always drunk. i don't know, maybe he is. i like your mom. >> seems like the kind of guy that would drink bacardi breezers from a water bottle then lie about what it was. okay, maybe. >> lawrence's less-attractive sister. >> you're getting pretty crusty, pal. >> it's not a hooker convention, it's a dolly parton concert. i guess i should feel hurt. but i don't. because i pattern my look after a hooker. >> i think it's safe to say stapleton has an insane pubic hair situation. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
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tonight we have a hologram named hunter hayes from nashville, my cousin sal versus trick-or-treaters, be right back with jessica chastain! >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by green giant. swap in more veggies with new green giant veggie tots. it's endless shrimp at red lobster. with another new flavor you never saw coming...
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>> jimmy: welcome back. the clowns are getting scarier all the time. sl sluggers bar in wrigleyville. welcome back to our post-cma palooza, coming to you live from both hollywood and the cma theater in nashville, tennessee. tonight with this single "yesterday's song" a very special performance by hunter hayes from the crown royal stage. [ cheers and applause ] tonight, hunter hayes will be playing with himself. a song. hunter will be playing drums, bass, guitar, keyboard, and singing with the help of four hologram hunter hayeses who are all standing by in his dressing room now. hi, hunters. >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: you ready for the show? >> hayes yeah. >> that's a joke we always say. >> jimmy: i can see why you love that one, hilarious.
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>> he is! >> he is! >>. >> jimmy: all right, that's good. they're having fun. don't do anything weird to each other. we'll see you later. >> see yeah! >> see ya! >> jimmy: thanks to hologram usa for making all this hologram magic possible. tomorrow jamie dornan, khloe kardashian, nashville's own kings of leon and we have a special bonus edition of our halloween candy youtube challenge so many parents sent so many great videos in late, we had no choice but to go another round so more sugar-fueled tantrums tomorrow night. our first guest is a golden globe-winning actress who helped take down movie bin laden her new movie "miss sloane" comes out in select cities november 5th and opens wide december 9th. please say hello to jessica chastain!
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>> jimmy: welcome. how's it going? >> everything's great. i'm a little disturbed by the creepy guillermo dance. >> jimmy: well, you know -- >> guillermo: hi. >> jimmy: it's a good thing you didn't wear green tonight or you too could have been a part of it. yeah, isn't he cute, though? it is something like -- i'm not sure if it's adorable or -- >> it's not adorable. >> jimmy: it's not adorable? >> no. >> jimmy: you don't like little guillermo? >> it's the hands. the fingers don't move and there's not even five fingers are there? >> j >> it's just like weird. >> jimmy: you have such attention to detail. >> imagine those things touching you, it would be like this. >> jimmy: i don't have to imagine, we had a very intimate rehearsal today. [ laughter ] by the way, say hello to nashville, we have an audience watching us in nashville right now. >> hi, nashville. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: have you ever been to nashville? >> i have. i was in memphis which i love --
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place. >> no, i was in tennessee, i was in memphis, never been to nashville. >> jimmy: nashville's a lot of -- you're going to -- is it true you're going to be playing tammy wynette in a movie coming up? [ cheers and applause ] >> i am. >> jimmy: you're going to have to go there. >> yeah. yeah, i'm playing tammy wynette in a movie with josh brolin playing george jones. >> jimmy: oh, he'll be great. that will be good. by the way, that is -- i think when you play a country music star your chance of getting nominated for a multiplies by 140%. >> you think? i'm sure it's the sparkles, right? it's the sequins and the wigs. >> jimmy: the wigs are great. the music is great. you show another side of yourself as a performer. i think that's a very strong move. >> yeah. >> jimmy: they have an interesting story. well, as i'm sure you know. >> yeah, really interesting story. i read georgette jones' book about growing up with her parents and it's fascinating. it was really rocky, their relationship. >> jimmy: yeah.
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world. and they sang together for her whole life. >> jimmy: then they sang apart as well. >> i know. >> jimmy: are you a baseball fact that? are you aware of of what's going on with the cubs and indians? >> someone told me backstage that the world series is happening? >> jimmy: it is. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so the answer to that question is no. >> i'm glad -- i did play little league when i was a little kid. >> jimmy: what position? >> shortstop. >> jimmy: well, you must have been -- that's usually the best player >> i always wanted to play -- i was definitely not the best player. i wanted to play shortstop and my dad coached the team. >> jimmy: ah, that explains why you played shortstop. >> yeah. but then i was terrible at baseball. so i would always get demoted to the outfield. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> and they just kind of doing whatever while the ball would land and people would say, run, run! >> jimmy: even the terminology you're using explains -- [ laughter ]
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it doesn't have a pilot. >> it went down, it bounced. i'd be up to bat, you know -- >> jimmy: let's see your batting stance. give us a little bit of it. [ cheers and applause ] >> like this. >> jimmy: pretty good. that's pretty good. yeah, you keep your elbow up. >> follow the thumb. >> jimmy: all right, yeah, all right. that was pretty good. not bad at all. >> all right. so i would hit the ball and i woul j fast as i can. so even if the ball went straight to the pitcher i would just run all the way around the bases. >> jimmy: you would not stop? >> no. i wouldn't stop. all the parents in the stands would be screaming, stop on first, stop, stop, stop! i'm like, i got this! >> jimmy: you were an aggressive player. kind of a pete rose type really. >> no idea who that is. >> jimmy: really? no idea? >> pete rose? [ cheers and applause ] >> the last time you were here, you brought this fruit.
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>> durien. how could you forget? the king of truth. >> jimmy: the king of fruit. this fruit smelled so bad. it's like an asian delicacy, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that we were instructed to wear gloves before touching it because the smell, until you die, the smell will not come off your hands. >> i normally eat it without gloves but i wanted to protect your delicacy, your sensitivity. >> jimmy: right, yeah. i am a delicate little flower, yeah. >> a delicate little you didn't seem to like it that day. >> jimmy: it smelled like vomit to start. the reason i mention it is because it became a big deal online. seems like mostly in other countries, people were very excited that we ate their fruit. >> yes. they're very proud of this fruit. it's a delicious -- i'm sorry, jimmy, it's a delicious fruit. >> jimmy: do you have it still regularly? >> i have it in the dressing room. >> jimmy: you did not. >> no, every time i can get ahold of it i eat it, it's delicious. >> jimmy: you described it as it
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>> yeah. well, it smells like -- it's like -- the taste is like an avocado, pineapple, garlic, custard -- >> jimmy: the taste was better than the smell for sure. >> really. >> jimmy: you're a vegan so you don't eat -- when did this happen to you? >> there's one vegan in the audience. >> jimmy: there are a lot of vegans in the the audience. they're too weak to clap. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you became a vegan? >> you know, i just was tired. drinking coffee all day. someone said, try to eat healthy. >> jimmy: this was as an adult? it wasn't like you were a kid? >> no, ten years i've been vegan. >> jimmy: you don't miss it? do you miss meats at all? >> no, not at all. sometimes if i see like a dom domino's pizza, oh, i would love a piece. but there's delicious vegan pizza. >> jimmy: what about at thanksgiving when the turkey
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could have some of that? >> never. >> jimmy: never? >> never, no. because i have delicious other things. like yams and green beans. >> jimmy: yams, huh? [ laughter ] >> potatoes. >> jimmy: wow. you're making the most of a very sad situation. [ laughter ] when we come back we'll see a clip from your new movie. jessica chastain is here. we'll be right back! >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel liv a whiskey. vanilla so good. later, nothing's really changed. it's time to snap out of it. hello moto. snap on a jbl speaker. a projector. a camera that actually zooms. it's a phone you can change again and again and again. hello moto. get excited world. moto is here. the new moto z with motomods. buy one moto z droid, get one free.
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