tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC November 16, 2015 10:34pm-11:37pm CST
anthony mackie, musical guest tinashe, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 368. >> sve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. thank you very much. welcome, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for the love. i love you right back. welcome, everybody.
welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. well, here's the latest on the election, everybody. the democratic candidates went head to head saturday night in their second debate, where we saw a woman knock out two opponents. [ laughter and applause ] that's the update. and get this, cbs actually before it was supposed to yeah, or as bill clinton put it, "oh, my god. you're home early. hey, this is vanessa. [ laughter and applause ] she's helping me with my taxes. get out of here. that was an intruder, get lost. [ laughter ] how did they get in here?" actually, data from social media and google showed that bernie sanders was the most talked about of the three democratic candidates after the debate. [ cheers and applause ] bernie came in first. hillary came in second. and somehow, martin o'malley came in fourth. i don't know how is that possible? [ laughter and applause ] only three -- >> steve: wow. fourth place? >> jimmy: doesn't seem like it's make sense. that's right, online data shows
that bernie sanders won the debate, but a poll funded by a a hillary clinton super pac said that hillary won. [ light laughter ] i think the poll might have been a little biased. check out what it said here. who won the debate? hillary, hillary clinton, or hillary rodham clinton.. [ laughter and applause ] it seems a little, it seems a a little one sided. and apparently, bernie sanders is polling the highest among voters who earn more than $100,000 a year. mainly because giving him a a mustache and a top hat would make him look like a monopoly guy. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. that makes sense. actually, things got pretty heated at times during this weekend's democratic debate. biggest insults for donald trump. check this out. >> the fact of the matter is, and let's say it in our debate because you'll never hear it from that immigrant bashing, carnival barker donald trump. [ laughter ]
the truth of the matter is -- >> jimmy: wow. [ light laughter ] trump was like, "is this because i got my hair from the cotton candy machine? [ laughter and applause ] is that what he's talking about?" carnival barker. guys, we're a week and a half away from thanksgiving. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] love thanksgiving. just a reminder in case you need to stock up on some things for dinner with your family, napkins, wine, noise cancelling headphones, a little more wine. just the basics. [ applause ] did you hear about this, the butterball turkey hotline. you know that? a phone number you can call to ask questions about how to cook a turkey or whatever, bake a a turkey. anyways, they revealed some of the weirdest questions that they've gotten. okay, one person wanted to go how to make it look like a a turkey has a bikini shaped tan line. [ laughter ] and i was thinking, i don't know what's worse, that question or that my first a bikini on it.
[ light laught ] like a little aluminum foil bikini. >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. like the pilgrims did. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: guys, i saw that they just had the annual royal variety performance in the uk where musicians like one direction perform for the royal family. of course, the que wasn't that into it because she stopped liking one direction when zayn quit. [ laughter and applause ] they should have let him sing more. you know, i just read in a a recent interview that the man who invented ibuprofen -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he said he knew it worked when he tested out some to cure a hangover before giving an important speech. yeah. while unfortunately, the man who invented viagra tested it toast. >> steve: oh. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: and that was just awful. i couldn't be more excited for you guys. [ laughter ] i just caught the bouquet. i just caught the bouquet.
[ laughter and applause ] finally, this doesn't really surprise me. researchers have found that staying off facebook can actually make you happier. researchers recommend waiting until you're at your happiest and then going on facebook, so you could rub it in everyone's face. [ laughter and applause ] i'm getting married and i'm having a baby, and i just made some lemon bars. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show, everybody. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is the one and only john pizzarelli sitting in with the roots tonight.
hey! fantastic. john's new album "midnight mccartney" is out now. this is actually a cool record. this is actually paul mccartney's idea for this album, right? >> he wrote me a letter and said that he had three ideas. and one of them was record a a record of my post-beatles songs. the second was if you like it, you can call it "midnight mccartney," and third one was, maybe with a dishy little picture of you against the manhattan skyline. so there were three ideas and they all got done. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go. basically made this album. it's fantastic. john is also performing right here at the cafe carlyle for the rest of the month. and i've seen him, i've seen the show. i can't wait, i'm not going to tell you when i'm going, but, unless it's sold out already, but i'm going to come see it. >> we can sneak you in. >> jimmy: thank you, buddy. i appreciate that. john pizzarelli here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. hey, everyone. i wanted to say a hello and a a hi and a hug for all the
people watching our show in paris. and all over the world, really. what happened last friday night changed us. and we're different people than we were at 4:00 last friday. those shootings and bombings were set out to destroy us and destroy humanity, but guess what? it backfired. because instead, those events brought us all even closer together. and the kernel of all this destruction became love around the world. and i was watching news in sydney, in brazil, and here in manhattan, of course, in new york city, we're all showing our support, and we're closer now than we have ever, ever been. i can feel it. so from all of us here at "the tonight show," our thoughts are with the families and friends of the victims, and we want to let you know that we believe in you and you're doing the right thing by going outside and eating at restaurants and bringing your kids to the park and going to movies. i have been watching the news all weekend and they are doing it. they're living their lives
without fear. showing us the best way to mourn the dead is to live, to live through it. you're setting a great example on how to deal with this. thank you, and thank you for watching. i hope we could be a moment of joy through these tough times. [ cheers and applause ] everybody, it's monday. it's monday, we're very excited to be back here. coming up. tomorrow night, just tomorrow night alone, rooney mara will be here, jesse tyler ferguson will be here. [ cheers and applause ] justin bieber will be here. [ cheers and applause ] all tomorrow. plus, my man jeff gordon will be dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] we have a special race planned with a few other nascar friends, so be sure to tune in for that. it's one of the craziest things that we'll ever do. that's tomorrow night. later on this week, jennifer lawrence, rachel weisz, and gordon ramsay will be yelling at me.
[ cheers and applause ] "jimmy, you don't cook it like that! you call this scrambled eggs, donkey?" [ laughter ] yeah, he'll be yelling at me. we're going to have performance from jeff lynne's elo and r. kelly. it's gonna to be good. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we're so happy to have her visiting the show. new movie "carol." cate blanchett is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yes. talented. cate is going to tell us about "carol," and then she and i are going to do some serious acting together in a bit we call lip flip. >> steve: wow. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: plus, he's one of our favorites. this guy is just, he can do no wrong. he's from the new movie "the night before." our pal anthony mackie is here. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and we have great music from tinashe, everybody. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: fantastic. twitter is all abuzz. do you guys ever go on twitter? yeah, yeah. you ever see a tweet from m a celebrity that looks like it makes no sense, and then it's like a random statement out of like left field, but then you click expand and you realize that it's actually responding to another person's question. i'm gog to show you what i mean in the next segment. it's time for "in reply to." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i got this. so, the way this works is i'm going to show you a celebrity's tweet and we'll see the question that they were replying to. >> steve: great. >> jimmy: okay, good. [ light laughter ] now, first example is from the filmmakers behind "the hunger games." >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: everyone's excited about this. this so, yeah. they responded to @harvey3412, they said, "it's the third one and many say it's the saddest to watch." i'm assuming they're talking about "the hunger games." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i may be wrong. let's see what they were asked.
jeb bush?" [ light laughter ] why would they be asked that question? i don't know. it's a funny thing. >> steve: it seems cruel. >> jimmy: here's one from ben carson, he responded, "santa claus, the easter bunny, and the tooth fairy, to name a a few." see what he was asked? "who were your room mates in college?" [ laughter and applause ] you learn something new every day. >> steve: yeah, everyday. >> jimmy: i'm a fan of all the -- >> steve: fascinating. >> jimmy: here's one from cvs. they replied, "you can get all your christmas gifts right here at cvs." let's see the question. "how can i disappoint my wife and kids this holiday season?" [ laughter and applause ] that's not -- seems a little -- >> steve: why would the person ask that? >> jimmy: seems a little last minute. seems a little last minute. >> steve: i mean, there's plenty of time. >> jimmy: i know, they have great things there. >> steve: they do. >> jimmy: but it just, it just feels a little last minute. >> steve: november 16th or something like that. >> jimmy: i love cvs. i go there all the time. i get most of my -- >> steve: i go there almost every day. >> jimmy: i get most my gifts there. [ light laughter ]
he replied, "i'm half jewish." let's see the question. "how do you explain your dancing?" >> steve: oh. [ laughter and applause ] i didn't even -- >> jimmy: i think he's a great dancer. >> steve: i thought he was fantastic. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: drake. >> jimmy: yeah. this one here's from bernie sanders. >> steve: oh. he responded in all caps. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] he was yelling? >> jimmy: "there are serious issues in this country. i do not have time for this nonsense. so let's get it over with." see what he was asked. "what were your wedding vows?" [ laughter and applause ] he's all business. >> steve: he's business. >> jimmy: he's all business. >> steve: bernie business. twix company. i love twix. they replied, "two bars." let's see the question "what's the best service i'll ever get with at&t?" [ laughter and applause ] well, yeah. >> steve: a whole two bars. >> jimmy: you're hoping for two bars. >> steve: if you get two bars, you're thrilled. >> jimmy: yeah. here's one from bobby jindal. he replied, "my wife and my children, every single day." w. let's see the question, "has anyone told you to drop out of the race?" >> steve: wow. wow. >> jimmy: you gotta be in it to win it.
>> steve: you have to be in it to win it. >> jimmy: got to be in it to win it, yeah. here's the last one, here. it's a response from the tv show "access hollywood." they responded, "lights, camera, access!" let's see the question. "what's the last thing you want to hear from your proctologist?" [ laughter and applause ] that's very interesting. that's all the time we have for "in reply to." we'll be right back with cate blanchett.
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>> jimmy: no, that's okay. thank you very much. i was like, i have never met you. i've never met you before. >> take my gum out. >> jimmy: i thought you were going to put it in my mouth. >> it's a custom in my country. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm just used to having babies and pulling stuff out of their mouths, and just holding it in my hand, like "oh, are you choking." >> no, i wasn't choking. >> jimmy: i know, but -- >> no, but i did eat raw onions. so i thought -- it was actually for -- >> jimmy: raw onions? >> not deliberately. it was with smoked salmon. [ laughter ] anyway -- >> jimmy: as one does, yeah. well, you smell fantastic. [ laughter ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: and you look -- thank you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and you look -- thank you, yeah. i put raw ions under there. yeah. [ laughter ] weird thing, because i'm very holistic. [ light laughter ] now, i was going to -- i have never met you before. >> no, look, it's so nice to finally meet you, because you may not remember this, but after i won the academy award, which i just thought i'd just drophat in. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: award drop moment. yeah, yeah. >> you sent me the most -- you sent me a subway voucher for $5.
[ laughter ] and it was -- i was really touched. i got vintage dom perignon, but what are you going to do with that? you get that all the time. >> jimmy: people send you flowers. >> flowers and cakes with little mini oscars on them. >> jimmy: i was so just so excited for you. >> $5 to subway was really sweet, so thank you. [ laughter ] thank you, thank you. it was really sweet. so thank you. thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. please, my pleasure. >> you know, i'm finally making it in hollywood. i might forget to eat. good healthy food. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: the freshest onions there at the subway. [ laughter ] raw onions. did you end up getting the sandwich? did you use the voucher? >> it kind of got me half to three quarters of a sandwich. [ light laughter ] i couldn't afford one with meat, which was probably a good thing. >> jimmy: is that right? $5 doesn't get you a sandwich there? >> not these days. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i forgot about inflation. i got you almost a full sandwich. >> so you owe me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> so my gift to you -- >> jimmy: thank you so much. i really appreciate it. thank you very much. >> put it in your mouth.
[ cheers and applause ] oh, you swallowed it. i -- >> jimmy: you don't want it back. you don't want it back. this is great. it's like a mixture. i didn't know certs made a raw onion flavor. [ laughter ] it's like going to your favorite jewish deli in your mouth. [ laughter ] it's really a fantastic thing. i like this a lot. bucket list. [ laughter ] of all things on my bucket list. i want to know more about you, because i want to get to know you. >> what would you like to know? >> jimmy: all right, are you from australia? no, you're from texas? >> my dad was -- yes, you have done your research. my dad was from texas. so i grew up -- yeah. oh, hi. hi, y'all. >> jimmy: hi, y'all. >> we said if we had a girl, we were call y'all y'all blanchett. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, y'all y'all. y'all y'all. yeah, exactly. >> it's nice, yeah. >> jimmy: well, how many kids do you have? >> do i have -- [ laughter ]
take your time. >> four. >> jimmy: yeah, so, you have four children. >> i do. a little girl. she's not called y'all y'all. >> jimmy: she's not, no. really cute little name. >> edith. what are yours? >> jimmy: winnie and frances. >> you've got a winnie? >> jimmy: yeah, i have a a winnie. >> aww. >> jimmy: a winnie and an outtie. >> is that winifred? >> jimmy: just winnie, actually. >> because my first job was in a nursing home, and my favorite patient was called winnie. [ light laughter ] and she used to sit there and wet herself. [ laughter ] no, seriously. >> jimmy: i'm goa see if i can get her on the phone for you. she would love to hear that story. >> the cook would make the food and i would serve it to her. i would say "how is your egg custard, winnie?" she would go -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, now. >> does she do that? no. >> jimmy: not yet. i'll get her to work on that. appreciate that. >> no, but i understand your country a little bit. we do -- we were the only kids on the block who did thanksgiving and halloween and
all that stuff. >> jimmy: because no one else in australia -- >> no, they shut the doors and pull the curtains. [ light laughterer we thought it was a terribly sad, grief-strken holiday. i didn't fully understand it was about candy. >> jimmy: they don't understand about going up and asking for candy, no. >> we would dress up. yeah. >> jimmy: that's good. do you still do it? i mean, do you keep -- >> i do it for a living. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know you do. >> jimmy: you do wear a lot of costumes in your roles, but also, in this great magazine. you're in "w", which is if you have any magazine that starts with a letter, just one letter, this is the one to be in. "wha --" as i call it. "wha --" magazine. you look gorgeous in there. but, in here, i don't know who the photographer is -- >> oh, tim walker, he's incredible. >> jimmy: tim walker, and you did the little prince and -- >> no, they built a whole set. >> jimmy: look at this. that's you. >> that's one of my favorite books. i s using it as an audition to see if anyone would give me the part. they built this whole set, this whole lunar landscape. >> jimmy: i mean, it's just gorgeous. >> that's pretty wild.
the fact that they do all this stuff, my photo shoots don't go like this. this is fun. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this one is me. [ light laughter ] >> yeah. we were thinking of putting you in there, but you wouldn't fit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my head is much too big for even that giant bubble. >> i couldn't breathe in that very well. >> jimmy: it's a real bubble? there's not cgi? >> no, it's a real bubble. it was like a fish bowl. >> jimmy: wow. >> that's why fish don't breathe. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm learning so much. >> i know. i know so much [ bleep ] >> jimmy: so many new things. >> i can't even begin to tell you what i know. >> jimmy: let's talk about "carol." this is a period drama. congrats on this. oh, my gosh. >> yeah, todd haynes has made a a really beautiful, beautiful film. >> jimmy: tricky subject. and you go, "oh, yeah." and of course, that was going on, probably.
can you explain what the movie is about? >> yes -- yes, girls have been having sex with girls and boys have been having sex with boys for a long, long time. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm learning a lot tonight. >> jimmy, do you want to write that down? >> jimmy: i'm going to write that down. >> i'll draw you some diagrams later. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: appreciate that. thank you. >> i mean, it's set in the '50s when obviously, when that kind of love was illegal. and it's from patricia highsmith's novel, "the price of salt," and it was written in the '50s. she's the mistress of crime. but this time, kind of a love with the crime. >> jimmy: and you have -- you just meet rooney mara's character, and then you -- >> who wouldn't fall in love with rooney mara? the subject was easy. >> jimmy: that was the easy part, yeah. >> that was easy. >> jimmy: but thenou see, because your husband -- you have a husband, you have -- >> i have a child, and so it gets incredibly complicated. there's obviously an age gap between the women, so it's really -- it's a complicated, but passionate love. you know, like "brief encounter," which is one of my all-time favorite films. it has that epic romantic quality. and in the end, the women are the same gender is really important, but it's also -- the love story is kind of greater than any of those thin, i think.
>> jimmy: it's tricky, and to see it, it's well played. you do such a great job. we have a clip here. it's cate blanchett and rooney mara's first meeting in the new film "carol." check this out. >> i love christmas. wrapping presents and all that. and then somehow, you wind up overcooking the turkey anyway. >> where did you learn so much about train sets? >> oh, i read. too much, probably. >> that's refreshing. >> thank you. >> merry christmas. >> merry christmas. >> i like the hat. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what a nice look. cate, now that we've spent some time together, i feel like we're very connected. and i want to show everyone how connected we really are. yeah, cate blanchett and i are
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to "the tonight show." i'm here with my -- the freshest breath in the business. [ laughter ] cate blanchett, everybody. she stars opposite rooney mara in the new film entitled "carol." it's in select theaters this friday. >> jimmy, you're doing a a really, really good job interviewing me, but i would like to interview me. is there any way we might do that? >> jimmy: you know, i have -- i think i know what you're talking about. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: and i have a way to make that happen. it's time for a lip flip. [ cheers and applause ]
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: 'ello. [ laughter ] i'm cate blanket. [ laughter ] i'm in a new movie called "carol." [ laughter ] that's right. yeah, baby. [ laughter ] yo, yo, yo. c-a-r-o-l. carol. leave the last l off for loving it, hello. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah. whoo, whoo, whoo. [ ught ] so - [ ught ] i cat quite ke my se, but i'm re as hell am going to try. [ laughter ] so, you know, cate? you can do some pretty great accents, so can i.
[ laughter ] this is me, and i'm going to do elvis. okay, here we go. watch, step back, girls, and watch this. [ laughter ] so, okay. one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready. go, cats, go. [ laughter ] okay, elvis, for real. this is for real. what's up,an. thank you, thank you, yo, thank you, tnk y very ch. [ lauger ] okay. >> jimmy: so this is my real voice. [ laughter ] and i never get a chance to do my real voice. [ laughter ] i'm like, hey, guys. can i finally just use my real voice? [ laughter ] it's me, cate blanchett. [ light laughter ] and i want to use my real voice tonight. finally, finally -- oh, no, no, no. [ laughter ] okay, cate.
i mean, jimmy. who the hell am i? [ laughter ] okay. here is my -- i'm going to do my west coast surfer, okay? [ light laughter ] okay. dude, let's ride the wave and then we'll kick back with some brewskies -- [ burps ] man. [ laughter ] i'm glad they need these. -- reading the lines, and rehearsing. [ laughter ] when i do the scenes with people i really like, like rooney mara and like, it's like when you go to, like, go -- [ light laughter ] see, i'm sorry, i didn't get much sleep last night. [ laughter ] so i'm just so excited to be here at "the tonight show." this is like the greatest crowd
[ cheers and applause ] anyway. hey, fallon. hey, hey enough -- [ laughter ] enough of the business over here. want to sing a song with me, please? [ laughter ] please. reunited and it sounds so good reunited and it's understood that this time i did this and this time did that and i don't know what i'm singing but i'm reunited yeah yeah [ cheers and applause ]
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plus $400 per line. see ya soon. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a talented actor who stars opposite seth rogen and joseph gordon-levitt in the new film "the night before." it's a holiday film. it's super duper funny. it opens in theaters everywhere on friday. ladies and gentlemen, give it up for anthony mackie. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. >> oh, man! this is so nice.
>> jimmy: looking sharp. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: anthony mackie! hey, we love you. >> it's always great to be -- hey, there's a white guy in the roots. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's john. >> what's up, johnny? >> jimmy: johnny. >> i'm like, finally, affirmative action for the roots. >> jimmy: no, no. [ laughter ] thank you for coming back. >> hey, man, you need to chill out talking to football players. >> jimmy: what are you talking about? >> well, you just -- you know, you make fun of football players. you make fun of the saints. they can't play football, but they'll come here and beat you up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, i know what you're talking about. we make jokes. >> the seahawks and they were about to stomp you down. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. no, it's all fun. >> you know, marshawn come on here, there's gonna be a big old problem with marshawn. [ laughter ] marshawn don't be playing about runnin' the ball. i don't even like jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: can't do that. >> he told me to do that. do that! that;s such a lie. marshawn, we're cool, buddy. we're cool. >> dude, i'll show you the -- all right, you're right! >> jimmy: what is going on with your saints? all the way. >> you know, it's problematic,
but we just lost to the redskins. >> jimmy: yeah. >> right. but it's okay. it's okay. i think it helps us get rid of our defensive coordinator. >> jimmy: really? >> thank god. >> jimmy: thank god, yeah. are you a crazy football fan? >> i'm the biggest football fan in the world. i love my saints. i wear my -- my armpits up paraphernalia. >> jimmy: hands high. >> hands high! paraphernalia. >> jimmy: thank you. armpits up. >> armpits up. i don't know. >> jimmy: no, i invented this. >> hands high! you didn't invent that. that's a strong word. timeout, you took a sweatshirt and put a logo in the armpit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's dope, homie! that's dope. [ laughter ] i'm with it, i'm with it! [ applause ] >> jimmy: i got one for you. look. it's a sweatshirt, right? >> i'm wearing that sunday. >> jimmy: now look. you just wear it, you look normal. everything's cool. and they're like, oh, is he crazy?
and then you put your arms up. >> i'm so happy to be here! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: will you wear it? >> i'm gonna wear it. >> jimmy: good, good, good. >> i might wear it tonight. >> jimmy: when your arms are down, it's subtle. when they're up, it's crazy. do you go crazy when you're at the football games? >> i do, i do. i have regular brother seats, because i'm a regular brother. i ain't like, hey, regular brother, you know. >> jimmy: right. >> so, you know, i've got my section, i've got my people around me. i used to have great seats. i had that brother seats, but they put -- i was sitting behind nuns. so, it's a football game, like there's thor and ironman and the pope. me. so, i'm like, of course they're just women dressed up like nuns. so, i'm at the game and i'm yelling and i'm screaming, because we're called the saints, so the next season comes, and the nuns ask for them to move my seats. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what were you doing to the nuns? they're real nuns? >> well, i mean, you know, high fiving and hugging and kissing. it's football. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just grabbing the people in front of you. >> just grabbing them and shaking them, like "come on, nuns. pray!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but they're real [ applause ]
>> no, no. we have the -- instead of three blind mice, we have the three drunk popes. so when the popes come over, you know, they, whew! and all that. >> jimmy: yeah, well you're called the saints. >> so, i see the nuns, i'm like -- >> jimmy: yeah, i know, yeah. and that's not true. bad idea. >> that didn't work out with the nuns. they didn't -- i don't know why they didn't like that. >> jimmy: well, happily, you moved. >> now, i'm in a great section. the club. club section. >> jimmy: oh, club section? what is the club section? >> with my hands up. oh, i mean -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hands high. >> hands high. >> jimmy: yeah. hands up? what is the club section? is it like a nightclub? >> no, well, actually -- no, you just get to go and use clean bathrooms. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's it? >> extra kick, and you get to go downstairs and use the bathrooms. >> jimmy: well, it must have been exciting to play a a football player in this movie "the night before." >> no, it was, man. it's a fun movie. >> jimmy: hilarious movie. >> thank you. hilarious. i don't know these comedic words. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm sorry.
i'm not topping you. i'm just saying -- >> hilarious. >> it's not just funny. it's actually hilarious. >> anthony mackie, you made a a quality film. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the worst impression of me ever. >> that was good, come on! >> jimmy: that was the worst, i'm telling you. >> i've been practicing. >> jimmy: no, you were not. >> i haven't, i haven't. >> jimmy: but you're with seth rogen and joseph gordon-levitt. >> yep, yep. >> jimmy: i mean, seth rogen's just a funny dude. >> i'm hanging with my two hebrews. [ laughter ] seth and joe. you know, it's just, we go out, murder new york on christmas. and you know, drama ensues. >> jimmy: that's what made me laugh. there's a scene in there where you do karaoke. because you're trying to do everyone's tradition that they do before christmas. >> right. right, right, right. what songs would anthony mackie sing at karaoke? >> i sing mostly barry white and billy ocean. >> jimmy: because we have microphones here. >> but my killer is -- caribbean queen now were sharing the same dream and our hearts can
beat as one >> watch this. no more love on the run caribbean queen now we're sharing >> come on! you know the song. and our hearts can beat as one no more love on the run [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you outdo yourself every time you come here. you outdo yourself. >> you're like a wildly attractive billy ocean, with your hands up. >> jimmy: hands high. hands high.
we have a clip of anthony mackie. >> there's two white dudes in the roots! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: take a look at this clip right here. take a look. watch this. >> hey, did you steal my weed? >> no. >> well, we just saw you rob some homeless people, and i'm missing my weed. >> you got me, i stole your weed. but i told you right away that i'm kind of a grinch. >> you're an actual grinch. you're like the mayor of whoville. >> i'm building a body of work. i'm following in the path of my christmas heroes. the grinch, the sticky bandits, hans gruber from "die hard", and then i stole your weed. >> it's christmas! you don't steal from people on christmas. i just want my weed back. >> you're really cute when you get mad. this is the thing i didn't expect. you are so funny and talented and handsome and easy. my god, dude. >> hey, she home aloned me! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the movie's fun. you are the most fun person to have -- we love having you on the show.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our musical guest tonight is fantastic. a singer/songwriter whose highly anticipated second album "joyride" is due in january. performing her new single, "player," please welcome tinashe. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy fallon, make some noise! [ cheers and applause ] live life like if i want i do if i want love i get it get it i get it fooled me twice if i fall for you if i go there forget it so you better stay up
yeah you better keep up player cause tonight is a gamechanger stay up player playing with fire if i burn you too if i hurt you won't let it you won't let it stacked my deck like i ain't gon' lose like a victim forget it so you better stay up player yeah you better keep up player cause tonight is a gamechanger so you better stay up up player you and i make so much love why you got me all messed up yeah you got me holdin' back holdin' back but it ain't enough you and i
make so much love why you got me all messed up yeah you got me holdin' back holdin' back cause it ain't enough ain't enough ain't enough so you better stay up player yeah you better keep up player cause tonight is a gamechanger so you better stay up up player up you and i make so much love why you got me all messed up yeah you got me holdin' back holdin' back but it ain't enough you and i make so much love why you got me all messed up yeah you got me
cause it ain't enough you got me holdin' back holdin' back you got me holding it ain't enough you got me holdin' back holdin' back cause it ain't enough [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. thank you. thank you so much. >> thank you so much for having me. >> jimmy: tinashe, oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] "player" is on itunes right now. we'll be right back, everybody. tinashe!
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