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>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his
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danny devito, khloe kardashian, musical guest colin hay, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 399! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. welcome. thank you very much. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] that's what you want. that's what we're talking about right there. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] that's what we get. you get that. the best crowd in the world.
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what a show tonight. we have khloe kardashian on the show tonight. [ cheers ] we also have danny devito on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] which explains this episode's title, "looking up at the kardashians." "it's very nice to meet you." [ laughter ] guys, welcome. of course, let's get to the news here. the big story is that president obama gave his final state of the union address last night. yeah. he started by saying he would give a shorter speech, and maybe it's just me, but that seemed to get the most applause of the night. check it out. >> for this final one, i'm going to try to make it a a little shorter. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: even michelle -- even, michelle, yeah, she loves it, yeah. obama said he would give a a shorter speech, and then wound up speaking for 59 minutes. [ laughter ] not surprising, obama saying he's going to keep it short is like donald trump saying,
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[ cheers and applause ] "four billion. i'm a human powerball." [ laughter ] during his speech, president obama criticized companies for not being loyal enough to their employees. yeah, employees would agree, but they were busy buying powerball tickets so they could quit their job. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "i'm not that loyal. bye!" >> steve: bye! >> jimmy: bye, steve! "i'm going to be on an island, dude, that i own." yeah. [ laughter ] did you see this? at one point, while obama was talking about the economy, joe biden leaned over to house speaker paul ryan and whispered something that they both laughed about. biden said it was a private joke between two statesmen, while ryan said, "he just whispered the word 'boobs.'" [ laughter and applause ] grow up. why would you do that? it's the state of the union. it's his last one, the last one. you don't have to do that. that's right, it was obama's seventh and final state of the union address, and because it was the last one, they decided to end it in a special way,
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take a look at this. >> the state of our union is strong. don't don't don't don't don't you forget about me will you stand above me look my way never love me rain keeps falling rain keeps falling down [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "the bachelorette." the new "bachelorette." >> steve: wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here's the latest on the election. new polls found that bernie sanders is now ahead of hillary clinton among democrats in both iowa and new hampshire. and even hillary's lead in national polls is dwindling. i don't want to say hillary is upset, but this morning she was spotted shouting into a a volcano, "you said we had a a deal!" [ laughter and applause ] that's right. bernie is really picking up some momentum. in fact, yesterday, he received
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progressive website, moveon.org. as opposed to jeb bush who was endorsed by the website, noseriouslymoveon.org. [ laughter and applause ] no seriously, totally different website. check this out, i read that the shirt that el chapo wore in his recent photo with sean penn apparently is flying off the shelves at the store that makes it in los angeles. take a look at this shirt. yeah. [ laughter ] that looks less like a drug lord and more like mario if he became a hairdresser. [ laughter ] doesn't it look like that? [ applause ] "it's-a me!" >> steve: "it's-a me! el chapo!" >> jimmy: "i'll just take a a little off the top." [ laughter ] can we see that picture one more time? look at this. [ laughter ] is it me, or does el chapo look like a guy who lives in hollywood and sean penn looks like a dude who's on the run? [ laughter and applause ] got the beard. well, this is great. an 88-year-old grandmother
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the first time. and she was pretty impressed. check this out. >> down, left, right. >> oh, my goodness. oh! oh! [ laughter ] ah! ah! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: then she took off the goggles and went, "it's all right." [ laughter ] she was going crazy. i guess it was set up to make her feel like she was in a car going 25 miles per hour. "ahh! ohh!" we have a great show, everybody. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a fun, fun show tonight.
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director, producer, one of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. from "it's always sunny in philadelphia," danny devito is here. [ cheers and applause ] he's a legend! one of my all-time faves. he's so -- he's the most fun human being. danny and i are going to play charades with some surprise guests later in the show. [ cheers ] ight, she's a reality tv star, best-selling author and now a talk show host. khloe kardashian is dropping by tonight.lause ] and making his first appearance have music from the one and only colin hay, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] "next year people."m in a great mood tonight. because well, last night was the state of the union address. and as i watched it, one thing is that president obama has a very expressive face, you know? it's true.
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photos of him. you know, it's like he has acial expressions, one for every occasion. now, you all know the classics like this one from the state of the union.determined, yet hopeful." [ laughter ] but there's a lot more than that you just don't see as often, which means it's time of "obama expressions." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] : this first lesser-known expression is from a recent town hall event. take a look. this is called the "you know how i do."use ] take a look at this next obama expression.t white house meeting. go." [ laughter and applause ] "i got you. here's another lesser-known [ laughter ] this is from the last month's ceo summit.sst, check it out, human grumpy cat." >> steve: wow.
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>> jimmy: these are fantastic. you don't see them as much. >> steve: you don't see that every day. >> jimmy: no, next one. this is from a recent meeting with the handsome new canadian prime minister, justin trudeau. this is the "i must paint you."use ] you don't see that. >> steve: you don't see that. >> jimmy: the next expression is a little less common.ne. this is the "why are these cheesecake factory menus so e ] "too many appetizers." >> steve: "33 pages of appetizers!" >> jimmy: check out this next expression.hat this one means. this is the "so, how was your tinder date?" [ laughter and applause ] "spill the deets."ook at this next one. this is obama waiting to speak before a recent climate change summit. this is the "damn, adele, t too real." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: she got him. >> jimmy: she got him good. next expression is an interesting one. don't see it often.
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text back right away." applause ] that's when bae -- yeah. [ light laughter ] this is president obama from a a recent press briefing. this is the "you ever think about what's in a hotdog?" ] "you ever think about it? lots of things in there you don't want to eat. >> steve: "you don't want to know." >> jimmy: "don't want to know what's in a hotdog. there you are at the ball game, ur hot dog. you're on your -- you're on your fourth hotdog. enjoy it." [ laughter ] check out this next expression.a coffee. this is the "damn barista spelled my name bjork o'bubba." it's not their job to know your name. they just hear and they write. >> steve: they hear and they write. >> jimmy: and finally, takast obama expression. look at obama's face here. this is the "ew!" [ laughter and applause ] those are tonight's
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is an emmy and golden globe award-winning actor, whose incredible career spans comedy, "it's always sunny in philadelphia," airing wednesdays at 10:00 p.m. on fxx.welcome the one, the only, danny devito!
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>> jimmy: oh, right there. that's what i'm talking about! danny devito. >> now we're talking baby. >> jimmy: great to see you, buo see you, jimmy baby. >> jimmy: looking great as always, pal. >> thank you babe, thank you. >> jimmy: welcome back to new york.ity. >> i love this city. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. >> i love it hot, i love it cold. >> jimmy: you do. >> i love it any way. i love it sweaty.. >> i love it any way, baby. any way. >> jimmy: last week it was hot. now it's cold. >> oh man, it was hot., right? >> oh my god, yeah, you go what? 65, 75. >> jimmy: january. >> what? >> jimmy: exactly. >> that's crazy. like a a winter in new york. >> where's the snow? >> jimmy: where's the snow? where's the snow where's the snow let it snow let it snow let it snow let it snow let it snow [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's a good one. >> he's great.no. >> yeah, you are. >> jimmy: you used to live here. you know how to brave the winter here in new york. >> oh, yeah. i lived.gh ride here.
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sleigh ride. >> jimmy: in the city? >> you never hear of a sleigh riding? >> jimmy: yeah. >> sleigh riding.ew york city? >> yeah, like, i lived on 89th street between west end and riverside. years ago, like 1960 something. it snowed then. then. >> there was a hill. that was by -- right off, you know, in riverside park.: oh sure, sure. >> oh, man. it was a steep hill. and you had to take your life in your own hands doing that hill. >> oh yeah, man. we'd get on that thing and go like, you would either hit rocks. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah.ssed the rocks, highway. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's when sleigh [ bleep ]. that's when it was fun. absolutely. >> that was bad, man. that was really bad, yeah. >> jimmy: is that when you were h -- >> mikey d. >> jimmy: michael douglas. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how fun is that? i love that guy. >> pervert. >> jimmy: no, no, that's not true. >> he's not, he's not. >> jimmy: that is not true. >> he's a sick man.
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god bless him. i love him.an. >> he's my dear friend. my dear friend. >> jimmy: did you ever think you would leave the city and move out to los angeles? >> well, you know, i was doing y work and everything, and then i wanted to do movies. so i went to -- i read in the new yorker, i read "in cold blood." capote thing? >> jimmy: sure, of course. >> right? so, i read it and thought i was going to go out to california perry edward smith. >> jimmy: sure. >> so, i went out to california. >> jimmy: were you a known actor? >> no. i was not, i couldn't get arrested. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i said, you don't know how it works. >> no, i mean, i was, like, you fornia. i said, i wanna go meet richard brooks. and i took a bus. >> jimmy: who is richard brooks? >> richard brooks was the at movie. >> jimmy: oh. >> of the, of the, yeah. so, i wanted to meet him. i didn't know where to go. i just got off the plane and got on a bus and said downtown l.a.it was dead, man. [ laughter ] there was nothing there. no lights. >> jimmy: nothing. like different than new york. >> darker than a well digger's ass.er ] it was really. >> jimmy: that's right.
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>> jimmy: that's what i always say. >> write that down. well digger -- [ light laughter ] anyway, that was cool. >> jimmy: thank you, yeah, yeah, yeah.he part. >> no, i didn't get the part. the part was cast already. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> but i got to meet him. >> jimmy: but then you, i mean, what did you do, "cuckoo's nest?" >> no, "cuckoo's nest," yeah, that was later. yeah, "cuckoo's nest" was later, in 1974. here. i did some plays. then i did "cuckoo's nest" with -- you know, mikey produced that. >> jimmy: how fun was that, though?ll. >> jimmy: got to work with jack nicholson. come on. >> aww -- the best. >> the best, man. the best.ouple movies together, jack and i. we did a movie called "going south" that he directed. i did "hoffa" with him.going south"? >> "going south" was a western. i played -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: perfect casting. >> oh, it was perfect casting. clint eastwood, i feel like you're the same dude. >> yeah, we're the same thing. you couldn't tell us apart. i went -- [ light laughter ]e fitting at his office at paramount.
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hollywood, had a great costume department.es was on one side of the lot, and his office was on the gower side. and when i looked at my ked out this like, really weird-ass costume. i had an old, you know, like kind of mexican, you know, like . and i had a big hat, like it looked like a mushroom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> it was like, really cool. you know?t a picture of you from this film. this is a pretty good look. >> oh, [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: that's it right there, that's -- applause ] >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: not bad. that's pretty cool, actually. i love that. that's a good look. >> how'd you do that? >> jimmy: i know., man. can i have that? >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> can you sign it for me? >> jimmy: yeah.r. tracy's in there. yeah, tracy's in there. mushroom. [ light laughter ] i got to tell you what to
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>> jimmy: there you go.. i signed it, yeah. george clooney. >> very nice. that's a lot better. >> jimmy: so worth a lot more. yeah. much better. >> yeah, yeah.rats on the show. now, "it's always sunny in philadelphia." >> yeah. >> jimmy: what are we on, the 11th season? it is a major hit. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congratulations. you're fantastic in it. >> thank you.is charlie day doing? >> oh, charlie's the best, man. >> jimmy: love the whole cast. >> charlie and rob, and glenn, y is like, just family. >> jimmy: and you won a a people's choice award this year. >> we did. you did too! ons. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] well deserved. >> it's really, really funny because, you know, 11 years. we never get anything.rds. it's cool because the bar is the bar. and it's like, you know, we won a people's choice award. ut about it? the next day. rob mcelhenney tweeted about it.ople's choice award. nobody invited us. nobody told us. [ laughter and applause ]
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>> jimmy: you could have been asked to be in, it would have been fun. did you go? >> jimmy: er. >> no. >> jimmy: i didn't know, either. they let me know. >> but johnny depp went. [ light laughter ] i could have met johnny depp., me, too. i'd love to meet him. let's have a race who can meet him first. >> okay, what time is it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no.n, not right now? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, not right now. >> what are we gonna do? we're going to play games, but we're not going to meet johnny depp.to play a a game if you don't mind playing a game. >> no, i want to play the game. >> jimmy: every time you come me. and you always do something fun >> yeah. >> jimmy: tonight, i want to play charades. >> yeah, man.good one. >> let's play charades. >> jimmy: let's do it. [ cheers and applause ] i should show a clip. >> you show -- oh, you show ashow? >> jimmy: i should show a clip of "it's always sunny." >> oh, ok. show a clip from the show. >> jimmy: cause you're ag crazy, by the way. they always make you do something nuts. >> this is like, uh -- >> jimmy: in this one you, i'll
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we'll look at it. we can you see it. >> jimmy: it's very, very funny. here's danny devito philadelphia." wp ] man, are you okay? >> what? >> uh-oh. he's finally lost it. should we toss him in a home? >> yeah. >> i'll get the car. guys, guys. frank fell out my window. we had our like, fire escape taken off. and dude, you must have hit your head real hard.like a really nice kid. but my head is fine. >> oh [ bleep ]! that's horrific. >> oh, i see skull! >> okay, frank. what day is it? >> wrong. it's tuesday. >> is it? actually, no, it's wednesday. he's right. >> did i lose a day? >> yeah.e ] >> jimmy: do you want to play charades? >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's do it. danny devito and i are playing charades when we get back.dy. [ cheers and applause ] [glass shattering] [screaming] [electricity arching]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. pal danny devito. [ cheers and applause ] my man. "always sunny in philadelphia." >> danny: oh yeah. >> jimmy: we're going to play aades, but first, we're going to need partners.
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a reality tv star, best-selling author, host of the new talk ls with khloe," give it up for khloe kardashian! e ] >> double kiss >> jimmy: double kiss, the way to go. joining my team, he stars on the hit amc series "the walking dead." you can also see him in the new ch is in theaters february 26th. put your hands together for norman reedus! use ] >> my pleasure.: khloe, you want to double kiss? >> ooh, yeah. >> all right. now, we know how to play charades. each player gets a turn giving silent clues to their teammate. we got 45 seconds on the clock. do four rounds worth one point each. fifth round is a charades showdown.
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each team gets the same clue to e. whoever guesses it first gets two points and wins the game, and you get a t-shirt. >> danny: nice. >> jimmy: danny, why don't you start us off? >> danny: all right, here we go. >> jimmy: you can grab any number. >> danny: grab any number i want?audience want to help out? >> danny: which number should i grab? [ audience shouting ]ay.look. >> jimmy: double kiss, you got the double look. here we go. >> song. [ laughter ] dancing. dancing. skipping.. [ laughter ] jumping jacks. >> jimmy: i think i know what this is. >> danny: yeah. >> shut up.m. [ laughter ] dancing. cha-cha. salsa. what is this? [ light laughter ] tambourine.
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i don't know what the hell that means! [ laughter and applause ] oh, my gosh.look like? >> dancing. >> jimmy: you go to a game, you might see -- >> jumping jacks, cheerleading. cheerleader? [ cheers and applause ] in the what? you made her work for that one, man. >> listen -- >> jimmy: he made her work for that one. a reason, buddy. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: here we go. congrats. norman, you're up, buddy. you want me to go first? >> you go first. we go. that was good. come on. danny devito. what number? [ audience shouting ] [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. okay. okay, ready? here we go. >> song. two words. ]
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[ laughter ]ne dancing. >> urban. >> no. first word.light laughter ] shocking? shock. [ light laughter ] electric -- slide. s! you can feel it. i know how to do it.ome music. i'm sorry. thank you, buddy. >> wow. >> jimmy: okay, khloe. [ cheers and applause ]l, first time playing charades, let me just say. >> danny: okay. [ light laughter ] >> you're on my team, first of all.eam. >> danny: all right. >> i'm going to do lucky number seven. >> jimmy: here we go. >> oh, geez. okay.
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>> danny: yes, she did. tv. okay. a a game. it can't be happy that -- >> danny: one word. one word. seinfeld? [ laughter ] and applause ] >> jimmy: i know.know? >> jimmy: i know. [ laughter ] i think a lot of people know. yeah. do it again.laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] okay. oh, i know what this is. >> danny: okay, sexy. [ laughter ] okay. go ahead. >> oh.-- >> danny: yeah? whatever that means. [ buzzer ]atch. pamela anderson running slow motion.un with big boobs, slow motion. >> jimmy: that was great.
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>> jimmy: norman, go. that's good. here we go. here we go.uting ] here we go. i'm ready. here we go. okay. wow. >> jimmy: we can do it, buddy. it's a movie. yup.ies. two words, yep. the titanic. [ light laughter ] second word. me. man. oh, something men. sounds like a denzel washington movie. always inside man or something.. [ light laughter ] ant-man! >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] man. all right, now, this is the crazght. >> okay. >> jimmy: this is when me and you give clues to our partners.
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>> jimmy: whoever gets this wins everything. >> okay. worth 1,000 points. >> holy [ bleep ]. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we have never done this on the show before.ght. >> jimmy: this is very rare when we do this. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, which number? [ audience screaming ] number two. okay. [ light laughter ] you know? [ light laughter ] ready for this? okay, ready? all right. >> song?: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> digging. >> shovel. >> gold. digging for gold. [ light laughter ] gold mine.nds. >> gold-digger. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: it's your brother-in-law! it's your brother-in-law's song!
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pressure!s to danny devito, khloe kardashian. the champs, you won! [ cheers and applause ]. >> jimmy: norman reedus right there, ladies and gentlemen. you guys won, you're the champs.show" after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] check this out, bro. what's that, broheim? i switched to geico and got more. more savings on car insurance? yeah bro-fessor, and more. ance. more ways to save. nice, bro-tato chip. that's not all, bro-tein shake.le and rv insurance, too. oh, that's a lot more. oh yeah, i'm all about more, teddy brosevelt.xpect great savings
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lause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a member of one of the most famous families in america. she has a new book out called naked." >> audience: woo! >> jimmy: and starting next week -- watch it buddy. next week, you can see her hosting her very own talk show "kocktails with khloe" wednesday nights at 10:00 p.m. on fyi.e show khloe kardashian, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show. >> hello.
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be mad at you. oh, my gosh. >> i don't work well under pressure, apparently. >> jimmy: gold digger, come on. >> you know.have to do it. come on. >> it's that -- that sold me. >> jimmy: that's what sold you. he's a good actor. >> yeah. he's a good actor.king of kanye, he actually shouted us out in his latest song. the roots and i. >> yeah. how do you feel about that?. pretty cool, man. gives me a lot of street cred. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i walk around cranking it. that's right, yeah. that's right, yeah. >> he shouted you out. >> jimmy: yeah he did. that was cool of him. songs now. this is for swish or we're not sure if it's for swish. >> well he has so many dope st, you know, shelling them out for free all of a sudden. >> jimmy: throwing them out. >> he is. >> jimmy: do you hear them before he releases them? >> yes.o in his house, and we all live about five minutes away from each other. and we go to a studio and we hear his album. i love that he takes all our ur compliments
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i love that. so we hear it all.ic. his album is going to be so insane. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, i think he's releasing a new song every friday? >> something different all the time. >> yeah. he's ahead of his time. >> jimmy: he really is. >> i love the guy. yeezy for president, people. [ cheers ]: yeah, be careful now. yeah. we have time. we have time. let's talk about your book here. this is great. naked." [ cheers ] and nice, yeah. now you can do it. [ laughter ] yeah. it's a great book. i read it. yeah. you. you looked through or read it. >> jimmy: i read it. [ light laughter ] well, i read -- >> it's motivating. ng. very motivational. one thing i took from it -- a a lot of things i took from it. but, one is water.water. >> drink lots of water, yeah. drink your water and mind your business today. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here's what i like.here, right? and then if you want to stay motivated, you buy the book, right?
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the book. right? for all my men. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm going to put this right above the treadmill. my wife is going to love this. >> yay.e ] >> jimmy: and then -- yeah, that's motivational right there. yeah, absolutely. [ laughter ] absolutely.book. what made you want to do this? because everyone is asking you? >> yeah, i mean, i have been on a weight loss journey for quite arted really organically. it was more of a stress reliever. i needed to relieve stress and go to the gym.tarted losing weight. of course, who doesn't like that? >> jimmy: if you go to the gym, ng you go do? what is the people say i can lose calories? do you do legs, weights?nd ass girl, but i incorporate that. >> jimmy: me too. me too. me too, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. go, sister.same, absolutely. >> but i do that with the stairs. you get cardio and it's like doing lunges and squats. gym. and i will turn on tv. >> jimmy: you love doing the stairs? >> i love it.
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>> jimmy: really? >> and i'm dripping wet, and i love soul cycle, all those spin classes.es. yeah, you sweat a lot. >> i'm singing in those classes. someone moved a bike from me because i was singing beyonce so loud.yed with me so they got off the bike. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> but it's fun. >> jimmy: is this what happens on your talk show?e," is this a drinking show? what is this show? >> it's a drinking show, i would say. [ light laughter ]playing charades drunk. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's what we're going do do. >> jimmy: that's what i do every other week. fantastic. our pal andy cohen has a show, and he has drinks with his celebrities. he tells me sometimes it gets crazy. >> yeah.r gotten crazy with you? >> i did a test show the other day, and my mom and my best friend from the test show.ed. i was so pissed, though, at the same time. i'm like, dude, it's my first time. reel it in a little bit.asted? >> and she would not -- she was drinking vodka straight, which i did not know. >> jimmy: oh, no! i was like, what are you guys feeding her? >> jimmy: that doesn't end
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>> jimmy: that doesn't end well. >> she was a slob. but she has great intentions. you know what. it taught me how to reel someone in. >> jimmy: yeah. will that air? or was it just a test?w, but we taped it and recorded it. we're going to be editing it, but that woman was a a slob-kabob.. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a slob-kabob. >> slob-kabob. you should feel it. >> jimmy: how long is this show?nesday night. 10:00 p.m. >> jimmy: every wednesday night. how many episodes are you doing? >> just eight.taste for now. >> jimmy: just eight? >> yeah. i'm a newbie. >> jimmy: well, not every night of the week. >> i don't know who takes on that commitment. a moron would do that. [ laughter ] >> i'm not taking on that commitment. >> jimmy: well, i cannot wait to watch it. congrats on everything. this is good.ould check out the book. it's really fun. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming on. >> thank you. [ cheers and applae kardashian, everybody. be sure to check out "kocktails with khloe" on fyi at 10:00 p.m. starting wednesday, january 20th. back with music
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>> jimmy: oh, i'm excited about this. guest is a talented, talented musician and lead vocalist of the grammy-winning men at work. his 12th solo album "next year people" is out now. performing his classic th a little help from the roots, please welcome colin hay. [ cheers and applause ] 't get to sleep i think about the implications in too deep
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ight i worry over situations ll be all right perhaps it's just imagination fter day reappears ht my heartbeat shows the fears sts appear and fade away alone between the sheets only brings exasperation lk the streets smell the desperation there's pretty lights
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nullifies the night from overkill day after days night after night my heartbeat shows ghosts appear
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i can't get to sleep i think about of diving in too deep and possibly especially at night that i know will be all rightt overkill day after day reappears ht after night my heartbeat shows the fears
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and fade away ghosts appeary ghosts appeard fade away and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! oh, come on. that was the best. you. >> jimmy: you're fantastic, man. i'm a giant fan. colin hay, everybody. catch him on tour now. for us also on the web. thanks to danny devito, everybody, khloe kardashian, norman reedus, colin hay, and e. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers," thank you for watching.ight. i hope to see you tomorrow, bye-bye, everybody.
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