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[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart
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tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- ben stiller, morena baccarin, magician dan white. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 43 -- agh! ha ha! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome! hi, how are you doing? that's what i'm talking about, right there. hey! welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you made it. [ cheers and applause ]
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i'm -- we're the show together. thank you for being here. thank you for watching. it's going to be fun. here's what everyone's talking about. of course, last night was super bowl 50. did you see it? [ cheers and applause ] it was great. it's that special night where americans gather with friends and family to lose money and gain weight. and it's just a beautiful thing. [ laughter and applause ] i want to say congratulations to the denver broncos, who beat the carolina panthers by the score of 24-10. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. it was wild. the broncos really stopped cam newton. in fact, the only dabbing he was doing was last night was some kleenex. [ laughter ] he just was doing a couple dabs right there. he was upset. he was upset. and he should be. and he should be. but it wasn't all bad news for cam newton. he was named the nfl's most valuable player at the nfl honors on saturday night. so congrats to cam newton on that. [ applause ] they gave him the award. ceremony went well, but it got weird when the denver broncos'
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his hands and ran it in for a a touchdown. [ laughter ] i didn't even know that was possible. but it was embarrassing. and did you see this? after peyton manning was asked about his future, he responded by saying, "i'll drink a lot of budweiser tonight." [ laughter ] which is why today, he signed endorsement deals with tylenol, gatorade and a tattoo removal clinic. [ cheers and applause ] "what happened last night?" that's right. peyton manning won his second super bowl, tying his brother eli. they actually showed the manning family at the end of the game. [ laughter ] >> steve: ohh. >> jimmy: most of them look pretty excited, but check out eli, man. >> manning family. eli, cooper in the foreground, olivia. [ applause ] >> jimmy: "i'm so happy for my big brother." [ laughter ] was he seeing his brother win the super bowl or was he seeing
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[ laughter and applause ] and during the super bowl, mountain dew released a a commercial -- did you see that thing? they had a commercial of, like, a hybrid of a puppy and a a monkey and a baby. [ audience ohs ] a lot of viewers said they were freaked out by it. while fans in colorado were like "makes sense to us, man. [ laughter ] i just seen that guy the other day. [ applause ] good for him, man." i read that tickets for the super bowl this year were the most expensive ever. with -- the cheapest seats were going for over $3,000. [ audience oohs ] everyone always wonders who's willing to pay so much. check out what this fan had to say. >> how much did you spend? >> 21. and how much do you think you'll spend on the entire trip? >> 30 grand. >> 30 -- you mean three -- >> i spent 21,000 on the >> 21,000. i thought you were talking 2100.
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[ applause ] >> jimmy: "don't tell my wife. wait, this is on television? wait, what's going on?" [ laughter ] yeah, his wife saw that and was like, "don't worry, i'm not your wife anymore, honey. [ laughter ] it's fine. no one will tell me. don't worry about it." after the super bowl, several presidential candidates actually took some time to share their thoughts on the game. here's what they said. jeb bush said, "peyton did a a great job, but let's not forget about his younger brother eli, who is also a good football candidate." [ applause ] that's nice. marco rubio said, "peyton knew exactly what he was doing. peyton knew exactly what he was doing. peyton knew exactly what he was doing." [ applause ] ben carson said, "i just can't get over how the players knew when to go out on to the field." [ applause ] and finally, chris christie said, "wait, that guy from the papa john's commercial plays [ laughter ] he didn't know that. how's he supposed to know? he sells pizza.
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other big news, of course, is the big republican debate on saturday night in new hampshire, which got off to a pretty rocky start. [ laughter ] i don't know if you saw, but apparently ben carson didn't hear his name yelled out or something. so he didn't want to go out onto the stage. so him and donald trump -- they didn't hear their names or something. just look what happened, as they were announcing everyone. >> new jersey governor chris christie. [ applause ] >> dr. ben carson. >> texas senator ted cruz. [ applause ] >> businessman donald trump. >> former florida governor jeb bush. [ applause ] >> steve: oh! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you know it's bad
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look cool. [ laughter ] "see you later, suckers. take care, losers. what's up?" oh, man, that was the best. the guys are waving them on. >> steve: go! get out there. get out there! >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> steve: i'll just stay here. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and finally, some good news. i saw that the unemployment rate in the u.s. just fell below 5%, which is the lowest it's been in eight years. [ cheers and applause ] when asked for a comment on the number of unemployed americans, obama said, "i can't wait to be one of them." we have a great show. give it up for the roots right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well done. oh, man. so happy to be back. ins? >> steve: loved it.
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>> steve: loved it. >> jimmy: it was fun, right?tastic. >> jimmy: did you like any of the commercials? >> steve: you know what my favorite commercial was? >> jimmy: what?e about -- it was black and white. it was -- >> jimmy: one of those drug -- >> steve: yeah, the drug to take so you don't get m the other drug. [ laughter ] i thought it was fantastic. that was the funniest commercial i saw. >> jimmy: that's a beautiful thing, yeah. funny joke that they sell so many of the other drug -- >> jimmy: yeah, i like the one -- i think it was a similar thing.hea -- it was like a claymation intestinal track. >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and he was just hanging out and he felt bad and stuff., looking through binoculars and he sees himself on the jumbotron. he's like, "hey!" [ laughter ] that's my favorite one. >> steve: two sides of a. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. so congrats to peyton manning last night. that was great. it was -- [ cheers and applause ] it was good. might be his last game.ct, i like that guy. did you see -- my favorite part was -- this guy josh norman, he's on the panthers. cornerback for the panthers.t in the
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because he doesn't have to play at this point. they won. so he's -- this might be his ing, maybe. and before he left the field, this guy ran up to him, uh -- and went up to him and started talking to peyton. said, "hey, i just want to say to play with you, and i'm a big fan of yours." and peyton was like, "ah, cool. thanks, man." >> steve: aw. >> jimmy: and just shows -- so nice.s what it's all about. sportsmanship. and it was so cool. i love that guy. it was awesome. so anyways, i had a fun time. he's a good man. guys, it's monday. we're so happy to be back. first, i want to say congratulations to our director dave diomedi --! diamond dave! >> jimmy: -- who won a dga k for outstanding directing! dave diomedi! our director. he's won it two years in a row now. we're so proud of you and your team. to have you at "the tonight show." but really, it's about -- if you could win three years. >> yeah! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then we'll see if e goods. yeah. guys, we have a big week of shows coming up. tomorrow night, ryan reynolds will be here.
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ryan and i are going to play a a game of musical beers. plus, katie holmes and music from thomas rhett.l be -- a a new, hot do. [ cheers and applause ] and later this week, penelope cruz, magic johnson ig will all be joining us. [ applause ] but first, we have a fantastic we love it when he stops by. he's the writer, director and star of "zoolander 2," my man in the house. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on. a delight.nny. oh, he's the greatest, man. plus, from the new movie "deadpool," the beautiful ropping in. [ cheers and applause ] it's fun. yeah, i dug it. the show tonight, he's our favorite magician in the entire world. there's no one cooler than this guy.comes on, it's always something crazy. last time he was here, he
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yeah. [ laughter ]magicians are like that. you'll just hang out with magicians, and they just do something weird like this. something. like -- that's crazy. he does crazier -- it's just -- i don't know how to describe it. it's freaky how good he is.ad hotel in new york city, which is also a a great restaurant. go hang out there. i think its friday nights. this guy delivers.be here tonight. dan white is here, you guys. he's really good. [ applause ] hey, guys, it is time for here we go. check this out. screen grabs : guys, these are some weird, funny things you guys nd on the internet or other places, and then sent in to us. this first screen grab was sent in by amber thomas in wisconsin.a a questionnaire online, and this question popped up. "are you currently in a coma?"
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no? i mean, this is a trick question. >> steve: she left it e don't know. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. this next one is from molly lyon in fairfax, vermont. it's an e-mail alert that she check out the subject line. "shh, it's a private sale."laughter ] "shh, it's a private --" yeah. [ laughter ] by matt sharpe in sydney, australia. he was looking at some shoe polish online. and, uh -- [ laughter ] well, he spotted this. it's directions for how to use it, yeah?st thing on this thing.
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for any purpose." [ laughter ] [ applause ] you're not going to use it, are you?e us. >> jimmy: you don't want to use it, do you? am i in a coma? [ laughter ] >> steve: give it to a monkey baby.one was sent in by richie lucero in san juan, texas. he was shopping for some furniture on craigslist, and saw this.d nightstand, $200." [ laughter ]a mirror above the nightstand. [ applause ] >> steve: i guess it comes with a bedroom undresser. [ laughter ] undresser, that's a dresser right there. but the -- the undresser's sold definitely. yeah, yeah. >> steve: doing the night my: he forgot there was a a mirror there, yeah. next one was sent in by kristine snow in chicago. she was listening to some xm radio and saw this classic song -- "i'll take you ho." [ laughter ] that's a great --song. >> jimmy: that's a rare one. >> steve: love it. >> jimmy: that's a deep cut. you don't hear that one often. sessions.
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next one is from katy baer in columbia, south carolina. it's a facebook post from cat. all right. there's the cat. it says "my thomasina went outside thursday morning to go . ever since. found her trapped in my neighbor's garage. she was fine, a little hungry.least one more of her lives. i'm one happy mama." [ light laughter ] and someone named sharon wrote, nd her. she's a good cat." and then the woman replied, "she was in your garage, sharon." [ laughter ]applause ] that's where i found the cat, sharon! >> steve: she locked her in the garage.: you want a catfight, sharon? [ laughter ] check your garage every once in a while. [ laughter ] we're down to our last one. this is one that was sent in by morgan kurtz in great bend, kansas. a friend of hers who was in the with a guy
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trainer" fleishman, who is apparently a celebrity fitness trainer. a lot like me. i don't quite see it, but take a look at this. does that look like me?er ] [ applause ] let me try something. hold on. [ cheers ] [ cat calls ] [ snapping ]eers ] cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's all the time
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if you have a funny screen s at screengrabs@tonightshow.com, and we'll show it on the show here. stick around, we'll be right back with ben stiller, everybody.pplause ] folks, y four bandits chose a prius as their getaway car. bravo-niner, in pursuit of a toyota prius. over. how hard is it to catch a prius? over.tually pretty fast. over. very funny. oh look, a farmer's market.get some flowers for the car. yeah! holly! go places. i've smoked a lot and quit a lot, now i use this. the nicoderm cq patch, with unique extended release technology, helps prevent the urge to smoke all day. i want this time time.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is the writer, director, and star movie "zoolander 2," which is in theaters february 12th. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome ben stiller! cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: new yorker. yeah. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you got the new york welcome. they know a local boy when they see one.back to the show, buddy. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: it's good to see you. last time i saw you i met your son. game. >> yeah, at the knick game. >> jimmy: quinlan? >> quinlan, yeah quinn. >> jimmy: he's a cute kid.e kid. he's like 10-years-old.
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>> jimmy: really? >> yeah, it was funny because he's not really into es or television, but he saw you and we talked and he was kind of normal.aside. and he went -- [ whispering ] "dad, that was jimmy fallon." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? yeah. >> i was like, yeah. ] >> i know -- i know jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: you know jimmy fallon?ool. you let him watch the show? >> no, he's never seen the show. [ laughter ] but he loves "icarly." "icarly" episode. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] i'll take that. that was still -- he's a fan of mine. the child world. yeah, so. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's a very -- very cute kid. you shot "zoolander." >> yeah we shot the whole movie in italy and the kids came over, not for the whole time. but when they came over, you have to find things for them to do. and you know, so like we found like, there's pizza making classes and scavenger hunts through rome to find the s to make it
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>> jimmy: that's fun. >> and we found a gladiator school to send quinn to. >> jimmy: now what -- now what -- what does that mean? >> well, it's what it sounds like. you know it's -- and i was excited to take him there.that i had hoped it to be. it was in like a sketchy area on the outskirts on rome. [ laughter ] basically it was a parking lot that had a a dirt pit and some bleachers around it.that go to fight each other? >> and the kid -- [ laughter ] the parent -- and they gave them wooden swords and >> jimmy: you pay someone for this? >> yeah. and then the instructor came out. and he was basically the italian walter matthau from " with like, a pot belly -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: drinking a beer. >> kind of unshaven. smoking -- and just really mean to the kids. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, i don't know why i thought a gladiator instructor be more supportive of his pupils. [ laughter ] you know, i was like hoping for like the robin williams from "dead poet's society" gladiator
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just had them do some squats, and then he went off and texted his girlfriend and lit up. [ laughterand my son said, "can i have a glass of water?" and he said, "shut up, slave, do ten push-ups." [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ], he made them do push-ups. and then when it was over then they got like a little gladiator certificate with a a gladiator code on it.don't know. >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> i think it's no refunds or something. [ laughter ] happen to you. >> yeah, it's like fantasy camp for psychological abuse. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah.so happy all the gang is back for, "zoolander 2." >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's you and owen wilson as hansel and -- >> and will ferrell. ferrell, kristen wiig. everyone -- there's so many cameos i don't want to give away. >> yes. >> jimmy: as well but -- >> penelope cruz is our new.s phenomenal. she's your love interest in this. >> yes, she is. yeah, yeah. we had some intense scenes. we had some kind of -- you know it's crazy comedy.me intense sort of -- they're not sexual scenes but scenes where --
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>> awkwardly funny involving situations. and i had to do a scene where i kind of had my hands on her whatever. and that was the day of course that javier bardem, her husband decided to come visit the set. [ laughter ] i look over by the camera and there flipping a a quarter looking at me. [ laughter ] and then she goes, "javier wants you to know and remember that he was in, 'no country for old men.'" >> jimmy: that's not intimidating. >> and i'm like, "well, i was in 'dodgeball.'" [ laughter ]as scary. [ cheers and applause ] not quite as scary. everyone's fantastically funny in this. justin bieber, i got to say, made me laugh out loud. >> yes. >> jimmy: he's great -- it's in the trailer. but he gets killed.ed. he's a very important part of the plot. and he was always in the -- it's very important. [ laughter ]in the script.
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for it in 2010 and he was in it but he was young new justin bieber. >> jimmy: yeah.ou know like this cultural lightning rod. so like his death in the movie, just people just fill it with their own -- like a rorschach test. [ laughter ]: but gosh, he made me laugh. and it's obviously your directing as well. >> no he was great, and he totally committed.ets killed, before he's dead and then he takes his cell phone out and takes a selfie. [ laughter ]ing the blue steel. >> incredibly good at that. >> jimmy: gosh, it made me laugh. it was really good. thing is just silly and funny and smart. at the same time. >> thanks. >> jimmy: and i want to show a a clip here. >> yes. you and owen. you're both trying to -- owen's trying to tell -- or hansel is trying to tell zoolander, you got to get your magic back.in reclusion and out of the limelight for about 15 years. and they come back, they're drawn back into a fashion event aracter, but derek doesn't have it anymore. he doesn't have his magnum
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>> jimmy: and the magnum look from the first "zoolander" is the look that stopped a chinese star from hitting him in the face. yeah, it's an incredibly, that's very good. that's very good. >> jimmy: yeah, i -- thank you. it was not very good but -- >> a nice attempt. [ laughter ] >> it is an incredibly powerful look. >> jimmy: it's a powerful look. >> and he has lost his 's trying to find it. >> jimmy: and owen's like where hansel is -- we can get this -- >> yeah, he's trying to -- yeah. encouraging to get it back.ere's ben stiller and owen wilson in "zoolander 2." look at this. >> you still got it d zone. you're derek zoolander. ng star in midair with a look. i was there.me anymore. >> yes, it is. hey, flash me that beautiful look. give me that incredible magnum. >> no. fast, magnum. >> wait, no. >> magnum, now! >> oh!
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>> come on.this, but you got to focus. >> oh! >> come on! hansel, stop! >> you got this.a a washcloth? >> hansel, no. oh! no, it's not working.pplause ] >> jimmy: it's so fun. >> serious shot there. >> jimmy: more with ben stiller .
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eers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're here with the great ben stiller of "zoolander 2." cause i knew you were doing a lot of press for this movie and you're doing talk shows around the world. >> yes.you just did this talk show in madrid. >> yes, we did this crazy talk show called "el hormiguero."hormiguero."
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the most popular talk shows in spain. and it's a crazy combination of ow, and science show. [ laughter ] so they, like you come on and , and it's kind of fun and funny like with you. and then these puppets pop up and you talk to the puppets and then you do science experiments. and it goes on for like an hour. >> jimmy: have you ever done it before?t once before, but we did it this time and will and owen were there. and you know, doing it with will and owen was a whole different experience.h will is -- you know [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the most fun human being. >> yeah, yeah, he really goes for it. >> jimmy: well this is a -- , we found a clip of you guys doing the show. >> okay. >> jimmy: and this is just your entrance. >> yeah, this is when we came out.e what will did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: watch this. [ speaking spanish ]n wilson, y
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[ cheers and applause ] lause ] >> you can see -- can see how comfortable i was doing this? don't i look like i'm having a a great time? does that go on? yeah. >> it went on for 38 seconds. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was fantastic. that's fun, man. [ laugy, man? >> yeah. yeah, i am. why?: cause you seem, you seemed a little bummed out. -- you know. i had a thing, super bowl -- super bowl commercial. >> jimmy: yeah? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were in a super
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a super bowl commercial. >> jimmy: oh, now we're getting somewhere. [ laughter ] and it didn't -- you didn't get to do it or something? i did it. they just bumped it. they didn't show it. at the last minute. [ audience awes ] >> jimmy: that's unfair. -- what was it for? >> female viagra. [ laughter ]: female viagra, i didn't know they made commercials for that. >> yeah, yeah, i mean, all the ads for male viagra out there.lize there's female viagra. and i thought, you know, it would be great to get the word out. so i did this spot.ervice announcement. >> jimmy: more like a public service than a commercial. >> yeah, 'cause you know they with like girl and she's on the bed in a a football jersey. >> jimmy: yeah, i know exactly what you're talking about.ted about it. but for whatever reason there was a mix-up and they just sort of -- you know, they bumped it at the last minute. raw, so. >> jimmy: i would love to see the commercial.
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it too.e ] >> you know what? i honestly, i didn't bring it. i didn't bring it. and it's still a little weird feel like -- i don't even have it. >> jimmy: all right. [ laughter ] i'm sorry. e the clip. [ cheers and applause ] guys, check this out. new ad for female viagra. >> watching football together is great.st men would agree cuddling with their woman after the game is pretty damn magical.n though zero women suffer from erectile dysfunction. over 98% of women over 30 suffer from another ot being turned on by their husband anymore." [ laughter ]women get in the mood and stay in the mood. and you only take it when you aries, special occasions or when your husband rolls over and says,
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[ laughter ]ctor if you're mentally prepared to see your husband without his shirt on. [ laughter ] side effects include dizziness, ith your husband, your husband saying, "sorry, was that okay?" and if your husband is over 70, nightmares. [ laughter ]ith your husband lasts more than four minutes, god help you. just fake it and pretend to go to sleep or tell him you have acidentally is another side effect of female viagra. [ laughter ] >> ask your doctor if female you. go super bowl. [ cheers and applause ]u would have really enjoyed that. that was a great commercial. >> i'm hoping it's going to find its audience. >> jimmy: ben stiller everyone.is in theaters this friday. we'll be back with morena baccarin, everybody. come on back.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our next guest from her work on the
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"gotham."tars opposite ryan reynolds in the new film "deadpool," which opens in theaters and imax this friday, february 12th.the beautiful, the talented, morena baccarin. oh! you look gorgeous. oh, my gosh. >> it takes a second to get here. [ light when are you due? >> right now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is a big show for us.ou ready? >> jimmy: let's do it. >> okay. >> jimmy: i've been practicing, let's go. we'll make this work. [ laughter ] you look gorgeous. baby number two, right? >> number two. i have a 2 1/2-year-old. >> jimmy: who i just saw -- you ckstage. the cutest video -- >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: of him reading. >> i know. one of his very first books was your book.
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>> no, thank you. because that's what he said first, "da da." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's a good kid. you'll thank me later when he's reading. congratulations. this is so exciting. i mean this is -- this -- towards the end, are you having sensory smells right now? >> yeah. the smells are out of control. >> jimmy: it is. >> the cravings out of control. for me it's coke. i feel like if i don't have a a coke, i go a little bit insane. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> wait, i'm sorry. clarify. coca-cola. >> jimmy: i was going to say, hey, times have changed. but no, no. yeah. >> that would be a little --ah. coca-cola, really? you love that stuff? >> yeah, and i'm not a soda person. >> jimmy: no. and are you enjoying it, do you go this is --nswer's yes, right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> no. i'm not one of those people. i'm not like earth mother, love being pregnant.: no. >> it's a wonderful thing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but get it out. let's get on with our lives. [ laughter ]do. >> jimmy: yeah. >> people to see. >> jimmy: yeah, grow up, start
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>> right. exactly. won't be able to see this film because it is -- >> a tad inappropriate. >> jimmy: a tad inappropriate for a 2-year-old. >> yes. >> jimmy: but man, did i enjoy this movie. >> jimmy: it is fantastic. it's so funny. and you know, i like all the marvel movies but this one is super-duper funny and clever on it was just the way everything was handled -- else. >> jimmy: totally different. f itself. self-awareness. >> right, right. >> jimmy: action packed. it's crazy action packed. >> it is.ey do that stuff. >> jimmy: i don't know. >> yes. >> jimmy: and you. i don't know how you do all this stuff.eat chemistry together, ryan reynolds -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: who is coming on the show tomorrow. he's hard to have chemistry with, huh? >> he is.funny, you know, really self-effacing talented guy. it's too bad he's so unattractive. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i ay about him. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. that's why i like that he puts a mask on. >> he's got to make up for it. >> jimmy: put a mask on that
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yes please.se of humor really helps in that case. but interesting how he becomes deadpool.credible. i call him pizza face when he makes the transition. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he has these bizarro prosthetics that he's had to do. all about it tomorrow. he had a really good time with it. seven hours in the makeup chair. >> jimmy: definitely. that can't be fun. and you feel for him. and he's still sharp and funny throughout the whole thing. >> yep. >> jimmy: you go, oh, i think people are going to really dig this. >> jimmy: ryan did a great job. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip. here's morena baccarin and ryan reynolds in "deadpool."his. >> limited edition voltron defender of the universe ring, por favor? >> i had this sucker for a a while.hose pencil erasers. >> okay. you are now the proud protector of the planet eris. and you can erase stuff written in pencil. >> milady. hate to break it to you, but your 48 minutes are up. >> hey. how many more minutes can i get for this?
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>> five mini-lion bots? three minutes. >> deal.he remaining 2 minutes, 37 seconds? >> cut 'em? [ cheers and applause ]e that. that kind of girl. >> jimmy: who directed this? >> tim miller. it's his first movie. he has a special effects company called blur.antastic job. >> jimmy: fantastic. the pacing is perfect on that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: everyone did a great job with this. >> yeah.carin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "deadpool" opens in theaters 12th. stick around. congratulations! [ cheers and applause ] p proof of less joint pain. and clearer skin. this is my body of proof psoriatic arthritis with humira. humira works by targeting and helping
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey everybody, welcome back. the best food and drink in new york city. it really is the best. they also have an unbelievably esidence. here tonight to perform one of the tricks from his show, please welcome the magician,
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! it's great to see ya. >> thank you so much for having me. >> jimmy: dan. dan white. always great having you on the show.or. >> jimmy: thank you, thank you, thank you. every time, it's just something different. i have no idea what it's about to happen. to play a game, just like we've done before. >> jimmy: i love games. >> we're gonna play a game, but this one, the stakes are raised. raised a lot more.. okay? >> jimmy: sure. >> i have here five bags. and in each one of these bags, i have something not that interesting, but a wooden block.. >> a wooden block in each one of these bags. and what that wooden block does, what that's for is so ighted down. they don't fall over. >> okay? >> jimmy: yup. >> inside of one of these wooden blocks, i'm going to more interesting. a nail. >> jimmy: okay. >> i'm going to place it inside of the wooden block just like that.ou hold your hand out for me? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> perfect. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> that's sharp, right? >> jimmy: yeah.o place the nail -- >> jimmy: the nail.
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inside of the bag. can you verify that that's upright in there? >> jimmy: yeah. >> great.lose the bag. i'm going to take the bags, and i'm going to mix them up. mix them up just like this a a little bit. and so that no one at home e bags are with the nail is. i'm going to do it behind my back a little bit. >> jimmy: okay. should i be looking? >> no. well, you can. if you want.. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got sneaky on me. oh, really? >> here we go. >> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy, i'm going to turn ou to switch two of the bags. switch two of the bags. i'm not going to look.ny two, switch them. >> jimmy: gotcha. >> here we go. [ light laughter ]that? >> jimmy: yeah. >> great. i have a ball here. >> jimmy: yeah. . i want you to throw the ball into the audience. go up there, throw the ball into the audience. we need a random person.
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sir, there are five bags here.his is two, this is three, this is four, this is five. sir? name a number. >> two. >> two. one, two. two. >> jimmy: yep. [ laughter ] se ] oh, my god. i don't like this game, man.er ] you're scaring me here, man. >> now we know what's at stake. as a magician, my hands are my life.ossibility that nail could go through the back of my hand. which would ruin my career, and ally awkward. really awkward. [ light laughter ] but this game is so dangerous, tting all of you okay? sir, take that ball, throw it somewhere else in the room.nt. [ cheers ] very good catch,
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there are four bags here left. four bags.are safe, one of them is dangerous. give me a number, one, two, three or four? >> three. >> three. >> jimmy: be careful, dude. come on. you didn't even think about it, yeah. >> one, two, three. [ drum roll ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. oh, my goodness. >> jimmy, it's your turn. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no.nough trouble with my hands. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy, just grab my hand with your hand. >> jimmy: okay. >> perfect. to hold your hand, or my hand rather, put my hand over the bag that you think is safe. you. i want you to do it on your own. >> jimmy: dan, i don't want to do this. oh, gosh.t are safe,
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>> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ light laughter ] okay.the safest, i think. >> no pressure, jimmy. >> jimmy: right, guys? yes, that. [ cheers and applause ] this one. >> put your hand by your side. i don't want you to hurt yourself. [ light laughter ] and applause ] >> jimmy: see? i told you i'd take care of you, buddy. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: don't worry about it.e of you, man. >> okay, jimmy, i want you to see how it feels to be me for a a second. [ light laughter ] jimmy, i want you to stand in bags, and i want you to put both hands out over the bags, one hand over each bag. don't move a muscle. >> jimmy: okay. >> don't move a muscle.e of these bags is safe, one of these is very dangerous. jimmy, which bag do you think is safe, the one with at left ight? don't move. just say which.
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now. i have no idea, man. i don't know, man. >> don't move. >> jimmy: this one here? >> this one you think is safe? >> jimmy: no, this one is safe.finitely safe. >> that's safe, that's safe. >> jimmy: how do you know? [ laughter ] they act like they know. that one, i guess.o put this hand down by your side. >> jimmy: oh, gosh. >> that one is safe. >> jimmy: this one is safe. >> are you ready? >> jimmy: yeah. no.king. [ laughter ] [ applause ] gosh. >> i wouldn't do that to you. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> yeah. but you still think this one is safe?. [ laughter ] yeah, of course. yeah, you're playing. [ laughter ] >> this is a 50-50 shot. step back a little bit. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh.
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and, of course, that means that you didn't choose this bag. spike in it. how does he do that? >> if you had, that would have been my hand.: oh, my gosh. dan white, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] always, always. get tickets to the magician at nomadupstairs.com.night show" after the break.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to ben stiller, morena baccarin, ots right there from philadelphia. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers."tching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. thank you so much, dan white.
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