tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC February 12, 2016 11:34pm-12:37am EST
ray romano, lucy hale, musical guest, brandi carlile, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 401, rhode island. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. that's a great crowd right there! welcome. welcome, welcome. welcome, everyone, to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] you're here.
thank you very much. you guys, big show tonight. we have ray romano on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he's here to promote his new show about the record industry in the '70s called "vinyl." which is better than the show's original title, "everybody loves cocaine." [ laughter ] and they changed it. they changed it to "vinyl." we also have lucy hale on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she stars in "pretty little liars" which just resumed its sixth season. as opposed to the show "old rich liars" which will continue right up to election day. [ laughter and applause ] very interesting. i love that show. very entertaining. very entertaining. you guys, last night, the republican candidates held another debate in south carolina, and it went on about a half an hour longer than expected. which isn't bad, considering trump's campaign has gone on half a year longer than expected. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] not bad.
the republican debate went on about a half hour longer than scheduled. today, the moderators apologized for keeping viewers awake so late. then viewers said, "you didn't." [ laughter ] we fell asleep during ben carson, as soon as he started talking. so did he. so did he. he fell asleep as well. all the candidates had a lot to say at the debate last night, time saying it. >> what has president obama do -- done to illustrate -- >> that we're back in the game with -- with israel. >> just so -- if i could -- because. >> let's think about -- let's think about -- i want to maybe -- >> this president, this president is more interested in funding -- less interested in funding the military than he is in funding -- he's more interested in funding planned parenthood than he is in funding the military. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this -- this president -- this, this no, sorry, this president -- no, he's more -- no, he's not interested -- he's more not interested -- this president is -- doesn't like this president. they fight and they don't like
what? aren't these the same guys who want english to be our official language? [ laughter ] and donald trump tried bringing up polls that showed him winning, and the crowd actually started to boo. and trump was like, "see, even ghosts love me." [ laughter and applause ] "lots of my supporters wear white sheets. [ audience oohs ] "classy! ghosts. classy ghosts." this is everywhere, too. at a rally in florida this week, donald trump had an opening act of three young girls called the usa freedom kids. take a look. enemies of freedom face the music come on boys take them down president donald trump knows how to make america great deal from strength
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: kids make the darnedest threats, don't they? [ laughter and applause ] get crushed. >> steve: get crushed every time. >> jimmy: every time. even north korea is like, "what the hell is going on over there? [ laughter ] they've lost control." meanwhile, carly fiorina raised some eyebrows yesterday when she said that, unlike hillary clinton, she actually likes spending time with her husband. [ audience oohs ] she was asked about it in an interview later. listen to what she said to say. >> do you believe the clinton's have a real marriage. >> they've been married for a a very long time. they've been married for a very long time. >> so it's a real marriage? >> they've been married for a a very long time. >> it's a real marriage then? you'll say that? >> they've been married for a a long time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they've been married for a very long time.
like they have been married for a very long time. [ laughter and applause ] listen to this. turns out the infamous drug lord el chapo reportedly sent flirty text messages to the mexican actress who helped him sean penn. in fact, they recovered these text messages. they're pretty interesting. take a look at this. he texted, "hello? [ laughter ] sup. do you like cocaine? [ laughter ] sorry, that was stupid. [ laughter ] it's just, i've never really done this before. i'm kind of nervous, lol. do you like caviar? damn auto correct, i meant to say, do you like cocaine?" [ laughter ] then she responded with, "new phone. who dis?" [ laughter and applause ] he's got no game. he's got no game. get this. there are reports that while he was on the run, el chapo got surgery for erectile dysfunction.
a little droop-a. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] doctor's trying to help him go from a soft shell to a hard shell. [ laughter ] i guess he's looking for a a little cure-o for his churro. [ laughter ] every time he took off his pants, he said, "say hello to my really little friend." [ laughter and applause ] apparently, he has a one inch-alada. lause ] i guess his amigo was taking a a permanent siesta. [ laughter ]old his doctor he had a a floppy sombrero. [ laughter ] when his girlfriend saw it, she ran for the border. [ laughter ]ess nothing would come out of his piata, no matter how
[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]n't know -- i don't know. >> steve: beulah marie! >> jimmy: exhausted. exhausted. from grieving that much. >> steve: oh, my gosh. he couldn't go through the tunnel. >> jimmy: oh, man. don't know if el chapo is involved with this or not, but last week near the texas/mexico border, they found a a shipment of over a ton of marijuana that was disguised to look like carrots. which explains why now, bugs bunny is now like, "sup, doc?" [ laugeat show. give it up for the roots, right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that sounds great. thank you, roots. everybody. how great are the roots? i love them.
we have a fantastic show tonight. this man is so funny. he is, of course, a very but one of the best stand-up comedians i have ever seen, ever. he stars in the new hbo series "vinyl." we love him. everybody loves him.re, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] he's so good. >> steve: he's so fun. >> jimmy: he makes me laugh.are going to do a fun new thing later on in the show involving old photos. anyway, stick around for that. it's funny. plus, from the hit show "pretty little liars."ly lucy hale is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] and we got great, great music from grammy-nominated performer [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah!today's friday and that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, i return some e-mails. [ cheers and applause ] and i send out thank you notes.bit behind today, so i thought, if you
like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that okay? is that good? [ cheers and applause ]uch. floppy sombrero. [ laughter ] >> steve: yes, apparently. jimmy: i could do that all night. he apparently couldn't. [ laughter ] hey, thank you very much. that was a bonus one, yeah. got any thank you note writing music, please? >> steve: wow, stud. >> jimmy: he's a stud. here we go. thank you, the shirt el chapo wore while he was on the run, for being great camouflage if his hiding spot was the wallpaper in one of the golden girls' bathrooms.pplause ] >> steve: it's good. it's made of velvet. >> jimmy: hiding in blanche's bathroom. people who fall
union, for not being able to stay awake for the one hour acan potentially appear on every major television network. get it together. what is the problem? stay up. >> steve: that's what el chapo said.oh. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] [ laughter ]'s like a major sip right there. >> steve: that's a real strong sip. >> jimmy: i didn't think i was going to do that at all.po. >> jimmy: excuse me. >> steve: feels good. >> jimmy: thank you, tuxedos, black and a a little white. the opposite of this year's oscars. [ laughter ] oohs ]
new apple tv remote, for being thinner, sleeker, and my couch somewhere. [ laughter and applause ]o great. >> steve: i can't do anything. >> jimmy: doesn't matter. we're stuck watching whatever show it is. thank you, cuticles, for sounding like adorable testicles. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh. oh, boy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: el chapo.ght. [ laughter ] [ sipping sound ] >> steve: chopstick. >> jimmy: thank you, kombucha, for being the only type of tea that sounds like one of the words that pop up on the screen
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february 14th, at 9:00 p.m.ay romano, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] you so much for being here. >> what do you mean? thank you. >> jimmy: first time with us. and so we're psyched. you know. >> it is, first time, yes.ow, i mean, i have known you for a few years. >> yeah, yeah, we do, we go back a little bit. >> jimmy: "snl." we just did this, we were at a, i saw you at a charity event we r neely house. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: for neely house. >> for dennis leary's charity. >> jimmy: dennis leary's charity. >> yeah. >> jimmy: gosh, you were talking about this movie you >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: do you know what i'm talking about? >> you're talking about the bit i did? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> about "everest," mt.
>> the movie, yeah. >> jimmy: i haven't seen the, i haven't seen it. >> not, here's the thing about, i have a funny observation about it, but not many people have seen it. seen "everest," the movie "everest?" [ scattered applause ] see, not quite enough. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] >> and they should. first of all, it's a great movie. >> jimmy: yeah., there's a, the scenes are unbelievable. they're climbing mt. everest. but the most unbelievable scene to me was, and i want people who have seen this to vouch that this is true.o say is true. this scene happened. the guys are getting ready to climb the mountain. they're on like base camp two, and they're having, around the campfire, and josh brolin's king to the guys. and he goes, he actually says this dialogue. i feel a little guilty because i forgot to tell my wife i was doing this.orgot to tell his wife he was climbing mt. everest. [ light laughter ] and that's, listen to me. listen.ly tells me i'm the worst communicator in the
[ laughter ]mt. everest. >> seriously, what? here's my thing. what could be bigger? what could you do? i guess if, i guess if ife was watching the moon landing and was, is that neil? is that? [ laughter and applause ] what is he doing? i mean, i don't know.ow how your wife is. but if i forget to tell my wife i'm going to play poker or something. >> jimmy: climbing mt. everest. >> that is not good. not good. >> jimmy: but, you've been married, you've been married a a long time now, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: how long? >> 28, 28 years. good for you. that's good.lause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. >> long time. how much, foy you? >> jimmy: eight years. >> eight years.
yeah.re not probably at the point where i'm at. [ light laughter ] i'm at, here's where i am. here's where we are in the marriage. because in the beginning, it's, in the beginning, it's kind of wrong. in the beginning of a a relationship, in the beginning of a marriage. we have crossed over to you can do no right. you can do no right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can do no right. it. it's the way it is. i'll give you an example. perfect example. she was watching a movie in our house with my sister in law. they were watching a movie.g it. i was walking through, going to the kitchen. i know she likes popcorn. i told her, unsolicited, unsolicited i said, i'm gonna go to the kitchen. i'll bring you back some o which she said, all right, but bring enough. [ laughter ] already.mad that i hadn't brought enough. >> jimmy: just being nice and offering her popcorn. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: i mean, come on.. once, the new thing that gets me is when we talk on the
get disconnected on the cell phone. i call her right back. and goes, what was that? [ laughter ] and i'm like, what do you mean? we're on a cell phone. we got disconnected. and i really, i want to say to her, you know what? you got me. you know what i like to do? i like to talk to you, and in the middle of a sentence, just hang up and then call you right back. ] >> jimmy: that's how, you caught me. i'm busted, yeah. >> but it works. it works.ks, yeah. we were talking about, i was like, dude, i love the beard. what's goin' on? and you're like, i'm doing the show "vinyl." >> yes. >> jimmy: and i go, what's going on?scorsese and mick jagger's involved, it's about the rec -- i go, this is not "everybody loves raymond." >> i don't know how i'm on it, and i don't know how i got on this show.'s the coolest show. >> jimmy: you're great in it. >> it's, not only is it a cool show, i do my first, this is not a plug, folks. this is a warning. ] i do a sex scene. i do a sex scene. [ cheers and applause ] yes. no, no.
no. >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> you see?at's the sitcom. the sitcom, i have done sitcom sex. you get in bed and you hear -- and that's the end of the scene. [ laughter ] hbo, i'm telling you, if you, listen, if you know me from "everybody loves raymond" ust go bowling. go bowling. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> on this new show. i'm nude, i'm nake --weird? >> it's very weird. very stressful. >> jimmy: you're totally, ng this? >> i'm totally, you know, you've got -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the thing. >> you got the sock. you got the sock thing. you know, the sock, with the -- >> jimmy: i don't know. sock thing. what do you mean, you have a a sock? >> it's called, yeah, it's called a sock. and it's -- >> jimmy: yeah, you got the -- >> it's actually very you put it on. [ laughter ]
this thing. i gotta get it. >> here's the thing. it's very nerve racking. scene is. because, you're simulating, you're simulating sex. i mean, it's not real. but he don't know that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's not an actor. >> no. >> jimmy: he's not an actor. >> i try to tell him, i brief him. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i brief him ahead of time. you say, don't, don't be fooled. >> but he falls, he falls for it every time. [ laughter ] you know what it is? you know what it is? k on a a dog. it's like, like when you pretend to throw the ball. cause it's a lot -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.e thing. it's not only a sex scene. it's a threesome. it's a threesome, okay. now listen --
okay.t's new to me. and, i remember, i went to one he show, and you know, of course, it's like a stud, good looking actor. and i asked, have you ever had a threesome. this is the answer that blew me away. he said five or six.know the number. [ laughter ] he didn't know -- he didn't know how many threesomes he had. understand. i can understand you don't know how many women you've slept with, but how many threesomes. i would know that. i would know exactly. [ laughter ]ke asking me how many times have you fell in quicksand. you know what i mean? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you remember it very well. >> yes, of course. >> jimmy: very well.ling into quicksand. but this is, as i said, great people involved. it's hbo. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but they don't fool around, hbo.oney, they make great stuff. and you got mick jagger behind you, martin scorsese. >> it's awesome. it's an awesome. it's a great show. >> jimmy: bobby cannavale's fantastic.
>> jimmy: it's set in the '70s, its' a record label. >> and it is a lot of, you were joking about in your monologue e. i snort a lot of fake cocaine. >> jimmy: you do? >> yes. lot of fake hookers. >> jimmy: fake hookers? actors. yeah, actors. [ laughter ] >> no, no. actors. yes.e called actors. we have a clip here. this is ray romano in hbo's new take a look at this. >> look i want to bring in joe corso. >> corso's a thug. >> you don't know that. you don't know that. he's good.at what he does. that's, you shouldn't say things about people that you don't know.he's the best promotion man in the business. >> 14 radio stations across every major market, not willing to play any of our albums. it will spread like a [ bleep ] leukemia.t joke, ritchie, we're going to be bankrupt in a a month. [ cheers and applause ]
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everybody. ray romano right here. [ cheers and applause ] premieres february 14th at 9:00 p.m. now, ray and i are about to play a fun, new game. it's time for "explain this photo." here we go. explain this photo >> jimmy: so basically, before the show, i don't know why we agreed to do this, but we swapped cell phones, and we ach other's photo albums. and i found some pictures on your phone, and i think you found some photos on my phone. >> i did. >> jimmy: and -- that need some explaining. >> yeah.little confusing when you look at them, yeah. >> jimmy: very good. now, i've got your phone, here. re. this is the first -- >> i may have to put glasses on. is that going to ruin the bit if i put glasses on? >> jimmy: no, you can put glasses on. nt. but i can just show it to you. here, i can describe what's on here. this is a photo -- [ laughter ] what -- can we get a close-up? >> it's a great moment in my
>> jimmy: now, what is -- are you -- is that kenny g.? am i wrong? >> that's kenny g.there are any golfers in the audience, but that's phil mickelson, and he had just won the british open. this is at pebble beach where i play in the pro am. and you get the claret jug, you it's like the stanley cup. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, yeah. >> so we all had to drink some wine out of the claret jug. and i got to be honest, it was as a stressful moment because i don't drink, and i'm a germophobe, you know. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> plus, i have a man crush on >> jimmy: and kenny g. >> well, kenny g. was there to calm me down. you know what i mean. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: people get out of control. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, that makes sense. drink because -- not because of kenny g., but no, well, actually, no, he's related to the last time i drank, i got really drunk, and i went to the bathroom. and i started hearing kenny g.
[ laughter ]hen you know you got to stop. that's when you know you got to stop. [ laughter ] >> by the way, i love kenny g. i mean, he's a good friend of his music. >> jimmy: yeah, me, too. me, too. >> speaking of music. speaking of music, i found this. >> jimmy: okay, i can explain this. a little explanation. >> jimmy: all right, look.spent -- i made -- >> first of all, is that a a cake? >> jimmy: it's not a cake. a picture disc. truth. if this were, you know, 20 years ago where you had to use film in the camera, this photo wouldn't exist. the fact i can take 1,000 photos on my cell phone orry about it, that's why this photo exists. i have a record, a vinyl listening room in my house that i listen -- and i got this ncle. i was -- it's a picture disc of barry manilow's greatest hits. >> by the way, i love me some barry manilow. >> jimmy: i didn't know how many hits.
"daybreak." it was like -- as the day breaks >> jimmy: yeah, yeah.ong, and i hadn't heard that in a long time. i go, that's a fantastic song. and then i just got entranced by his spinning head and i just to take a picture. you are watching. if you have any more picture discs, send them over. i would love to play them, they're very fantastic. >> and kenny g., too. >> jimmy: and kenny g., if you isc as well. all right, explain this photo. what is -- what? [ laughter ] what happened here? >> the only way i can explain this way. when your wife is making pancakes, never say, "where's mine, fatso?" [ laughter ]that's not true. that's not true. >> by the way. this is vinyl. this is vinyl-related.bout the show, i don't know what the next episode is, and they just told me i had to get a prosthetic
and i get beat up.they break my nose. and i don't know if you know, but i had to do my nose in sections. yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: it wasn't enough our whole nose at once. >> they had to cover their plaster. okay, here we go. this one i like, too. yeah, this one, i tried to figure out. [ laughter ] this from my writer, one of our writers and my best friend. this is mid-fist, right here. here's what happened. that's my bathroom in my his is a true story. it was my birthday. and in my bathroom with the lights off for about 20 minutes. [ laughter ] with a clown mask an army jacket and a real knife. [ laughter ] and he was videotaping as -- so urn the lights on, and i went to punch the clown. and yeah.riend? >> jimmy: he's my best friend.
>> you know, what, a clown with a knife is scary, but probably a a plunger, because then you don't know what just happened. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know you don't want to get involved in what just happened. here's the last one, here.it's just odd. explain this to me, because look at your muscle there. >> jimmy: but look how big your muscle is, there. can you see? >> yeah, part of that is my wife's head. >> jimmy: i recognized your wife's head, but then --ird part is i can't take credit for that muscle because it looks like i got a gun there. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it's not. what happened is i broke the tendon in my bicep ripped.gradually, like it tore and kept tearing a a little more, a little more. and after one day, the muscle just falls. and you get what's called you get -- they actually have a condition called popeye muscle where you flex it. it pops up, and it looks like you're strong. >> jimmy: you can do that?if you can see it through the jacket, through the cool leather. [ laughter ]
>> you want to actually -- you want to see the muscle? [ cheers ]his? why would i show my deformity on national television? [ cheers ] no., no. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. guys, this is episode six of "vinyl." [ laughter ]o, no. >> jimmy: it's getting there. >> by the way, it's not pretty. i don't know why i'm showing this. why would you want to see this? >> jimmy: we can recreate the photo. on my ass. you want to see that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, save that for next time. save that for next time. >> so what you is -- no, wait, this is just it.u pop it, it comes up. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: all right, let me get my head in there. >> oh, you want to -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: ray romano, everybody. come on, give it up for this guy. lucy hale is with us when we
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[ cheers and applause ]our next guest stars on the hugely popular show "pretty little liars," which airs tuesdays at 8:00 p.m. on freeform. that's right, freeform. that is the new name for abc family.ed the name like two days ago. so now it's called freeform, just in case you're like, "what is he talking about?" it's abc family, no it's called freeform now. p.m. please welcome our pal, lucy hale, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. hey. you look gorgeous. >> thank you for the freeform shout-out.re probably very happy about that.
your show is crushing it. >> thank you. and i love it. i'm a big fan of yours. >> thank you.ow i'm a fan of you as well. i'm so excited to be here. i'm freaking out. >> jimmy: no, please, please, please. we talked about you on the show before.se on your "ew!" skit when you said "pretty little liars" i fell out of my chair. >> jimmy: that's my favorite show. >> "pretty little liars."y little liars." [ laughter ] it's my favorite show. lucy hale. >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so good.ose who don't know you, you're from memphis, which is one of my favorite places. i was just there. >> i heard you liked it. >> jimmy: i love -- it's just 's almost like out of a movie set. >> it's really -- are you an elvis fan? >> jimmy: giant. are you kidding? >> did you go to graceland?not go, because justin timberlake is there as well. >> jt. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i haven't even been to his house. so, i mean, i'm waitintart there and then go to graceland.
over there. >> the best. rendezvous. >> jimmy: rendezvous barbecue. y central barbecue next time you're there. >> jimmy: okay, central. >> trumps rendezvous, yep. >> jimmy: really? >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: 'cause rendezvous, i ordered some --ff. >> jimmy: they mail it to you, they send it in the mail now. >> they ship worldwide. >> jimmy: i mean, why not? >> i don't know how that works. >> jimmy: i would love opening with ribs in there. >> just some meat. >> jimmy: that's fantastic, i'm like, why not? >> love that meat. yeah. >> jimmy: so you're a memphis girl. >> i am, yeah.t really hear the accent. i don't hear the southern. >> i know. so i moved to l.a. when i was 15, with my mom. and you know, i moved for acting.couple auditions and had like, not a a strong accent, but a little southern drawl. and i had to take accent reduction classes to get rid of my accent. >> jimmy: but that southern e. people would love that. >> it's so sweet, i know, i know. it comes out a little when i'm tired or angry. >> jimmy: tired or angry. >> tired or angry. e, hi. >> hey, y'all. >> jimmy: hey, y'all. >> yeah, but the one thing i'll
i always say y'all. >> jimmy: you do. >> yeah, that'll never go.u can't lose -- >> you gotta keep it. >> jimmy: yeah, sorry, accent reduction courses. yeah, you can't get rid of y'all. don't even try it. well, you're great on the show. i love it. >> jimmy: "pretty little liars" is the name of show. what i think is kind of funny, that not really lying but you're not really telling the truth. >> what am i lying about? >> lucy, is it? >> oh, okay. well, let me explain. okay, karen is actually my first name. >> jimmy: well, hello. that might be something -- i think that might be something. i mean -- >> come on, y'all. >> jimmy: let's get real, y'all. [ laughter ]now, i don't even know who i'm talking to, lucy or karen. >> you'll never know. >> jimmy: i'll never know. >> karen is my alter ego. >> jimmy: there's so much mystery around the show, and so t you don't want -- >> have you seen it? >> jimmy: yes. >> yes. >> jimmy: and it was -- everybody saw it. it's just the greatest. but i don't want to ruin it for n't see it. binge watch. >> right, okay, cool.
season six, now. and you kind of jumped to the future. >> we have. we have, you know, for the six w, i was playing a teenager. so we're now 23. we're much wiser, but yeah, we premiered on tuesday, and we are five years older. >> jimmy: you won a people's choice award.for that because you deserved it. >> thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well deserved. >> we have the best fans in the world. >> jimmy: you do have great fans.ay. >> passionate. >> jimmy: they love that you're coming on the show, twitter and everything, snapchat, people were going nuts. >> you were telling me to get on snapchat. you might have convinced me, i >> jimmy: it's fun. i don't know really what it means. i don't think you need it. i think your famous enough, but snapchat, you're going to be really famous. o it. >> jimmy: you know what i like about going to the awards, did you go to the people's choice awards? >> yes. >> jimmy: did you meet anybody that you didn't know was a fan, d out to be a a fan? 'cause that's where i think, ooh, that's pretty cool. >> well, they were in the front row, so they had to clap, but sandra bullock and were like,
stood up and clapped for us, and that was really neat. >> jimmy: what? oh, my gosh, unbelievable. >> sandy b., i love her so much.b. and ellen d. i mean, yeah, absolutely. [ laughter ] you know what's trippy? both of their names are karen. [ laughter ] >> everyone's a karen. >> jimmy: read up, y'all. it's true. lucy hale, everybody. come on.ack. [ cheers and applause ] >> i will. >> jimmy: do you want to hang out? >> i want to do the "ew!" skit. >> jimmy: let's do "ew!" >> okay, ew! >> jimmy: ew! >> ew!y little liars" airs tuesdays at 8:00 p.m. on freeform. what is that? brandi carlile performs with us next. stick around, everybody.
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over me over me und keep my faults let the water be my home let the dust hold my soul like a holy rolling stone lause ] >> jimmy: that's the way to do it. come on. that's the way to do it. thank you. thank you so much. brandi carlile.atcher's daughter" is out now. we'll be right back, everybody. come on back.
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