tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC March 21, 2016 11:34pm-12:37am EDT
>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jake gyllenhaal, paul reubens, musical guest rita wilson, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 437, t-o! woo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon!
>> jimmy: oh, come on! that's what you want, right there. that's a hot crowd right there. that's exactly what you want. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. oh! great new york city crowd. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here, you made it. [ cheers and applause ] you're at the show. welcome. here's what people are talking about. of course, the big story is president obama's historic visit to cuba that's going on right now. i saw that after landing yesterday, obama immediately tweeted out, "what's up, cuba?" [ laughter ] and cubans opened up a window and yelled, "we don't have the internet! [ laughter ] it's like 1955 here! [ applause ] see my car? you think i have a smartphone?" meanwhile, donald trump tweeted that raul castro disrespected the president by not greeting him at the airport. seriously? our countries have been enemies for 60 years. i can't even get my best friend to pick me up at the airport.
no one's going to pick you up at the airport. no, not going to make that, sorry. meanwhile, mitt romney announced on facebook that he will vote for ted cruz over donald trump in tomorrow's utah caucus -- [ scattered cheers ] -- because he doesn't believe john kasich can actually win. [ light laughter ] and if there's one thing romney's an expert on, it's not winning. [ laughter and applause ] so, i mean -- he knows his stuff. >> steve: he knows his stuff. >> jimmy: he knows his stuff. >> steve: 47% of it. >> jimmy: a lot of people actually think john kasich would make a good pick for vice president. but kasich said in an interview yesterday that he will not be vice president under any circumstances. when he heard that joe biden was like, "seriously? i did it for a $20 gift card to gamestop." [ laughter and applause ] fantastic. john kasich has actually been pretty vocal in his criticism of trump's antics. he also said trump should remember that he's not "running for the presidency of the wwe." [ light laughter ] yeah. and most people would agree.
>> what are you saying, ben? >> you want some of this tonight? >> you want some? you want some? come on up here. >> hey, hey! oh, my! king! oh, my god! >> hey, look at this! donald trump! donald trump! [ applause ] >> jimmy: what? >> steve: oh, my -- >> jimmy: i can't wait until that video's in the trump presidential library one day. [ laughter ] that should be good. [ laughter and applause ] this is a pretty big deal. oh friday, hulk hogan was awarded $115 million in a a lawsuit against gawker for posting a video of his sex tape. gawker's lawyers say they are appealing, which is more than you can say for the hulk hogan sex tape. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: and pope francis launched his instagram account on saturday, and his first post was a picture of himself with a a caption, "pray for me." [ light laughter ] yeah. two days on instagram and the pope is already writing vague
[ laughter and applause ] "having a rough time, can't talk about it." [ laughter ] what's wrong, dude? >> steve: what's up, pope. >> jimmy: no, i don't want to talk about it, man. >> steve: oh, come on. please. >> jimmy: no, no, no. it's no big deal. just never mind. [ laughter ] sorry i brought it up. picture of a sunset. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: mood. [ light laughter ] >> steve: hey, i totally got an emoji. >> jimmy: did you see this? nasa astronaut jeff williams just left earth on a six-month mission that will allow him to surpass the record for most time in space set by scott kelly. the men said it's not a a competition, they both hate their families equally. [ laughter and applause ] i think i left my wallet back up in the space station, so i got to go. [ light laughter ] >> steve: bye! >> jimmy: bye! that's what scott kelly said? >> steve: yeah, that's what he said on his way out. bye! >> jimmy: bye! yeah, i left my wallet up there.
[ light laughter ] this is interesting. a new study found that the sound you make while chewing can affect the amount of food you eat. and significantly affect the amount of food other people eat. [ laughter ]e with that banana, carl? [ chewing noises ]ans ] [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] not bad. not bad. not one rehearsal, either. that was fantastic. oh, finally, guys, this is great. it's very rare in hockey for agoal in a a game. but this weekend, a goalie in a a canadian hockey league managed to do just that, and etty excited.
game, they need the points., looking for the empty net. rolling, rolling! he scores!believable! stewart skinner has a goal! oh, my! [ applause ]: i think that guy is still waiting for his pucks to drop. if you know what i'm saying. we have a great show. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody, it is monday! we're so happy to be back. we've got a big week of shows coming up.an don cheadle will be here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: saoirse ronan will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and we're all goinf "catch phrase." it's going to be fun. plus, we have music from iggy azalea tomorrow. >> steve: oh!
>> jimmy: yeah., ice-t will be here. ben affleck and amy adams will all be here. [ cheers and applause ] it's a big week.g to have performances from comedian gabriel iglesias, zayn, and brett eldredge. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's all this week.week. >> jimmy: but first -- i love this guy. he's from the new film, "demolition." my man jake gyllenhaal is on the show. >> steve: yeah!e ] >> jimmy: who doesn't love that guy? >> steve: love him. i love every -- >> jimmy: he's a good guy. i'm going to catch up with him.something fun planned that you don't want to miss. it's silly. plus, he stars in the new movie netflix. he's a comedic genius. pee-wee herman himself, paul reubens is here tonight!e ] ha ha, hmm-hmm, ha ha ha! hmm!eat, great music. i'm so excited about this. rita wilson is on the show. we've got music -- [ cheers and applause ] she can sing!a delight.
she can sing.i was smurfing the world wide weird. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: surfing the world wide web. and -- yeah.ernet. >> steve: oh, the internet? >> jimmy: yeah. and i came across this article on the website mashable.en hairstyles jimmy fallon should try that aren't 'ew.'" [ light laughter ] apparently, they think i should change my look. >> jimmy: yeah. not ew. so -- this is true. so they asked celebrity s to suggest some different hairstyles for me. and then they photoshopped them onto my head. i wasn't going to talk about nt pickup on the internet. so i thought maybe we could look at a few and you tell me. a a hairstyle called "just belieb." [ laughter ] >> steve: nice. >> jimmy: i don't know if i can >> steve: need some tips. >> jimmy: she wants me to dye my hair as well? >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's like a a justin bieber -- i don't know. oovy baby." >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: interesting. that's not bad. >> steve: yeah.
interesting one here -- "curl power." [ laughter ] i can't do that.ally caught my eye. and it's a hairstyle called, "the nod to the rod." >> steve: yeah!pplause ] >> jimmy: i actually kind of like that.omething here. you know what? i have an idea. higgins, give me another intro, okay? i want to try something. >> jimmy: all righty.! you know him, you love him! grab your zimas! here he is, jimmy fallon! and applause ] >> jimmy: all right! this feels good! thank you, rene! we got a great show for you tonight!with jake gyllenhaal!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an academy award-nominated actor starring in a new film called s in theaters friday, april 8th. please welcome the very talented jake gyllenhaal! and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! >> look at you. >> jimmy: look at you? >> look at you. oh buddy.i like looking at you. >> i like you. >> jimmy: you're a stud. come on, you're a movie star. [ cheers and applause ]ng. i love having you on, dude. >> it's such a weird thing to say.
but now look, you're -- mr. gyllenhaal, is what you make me call you. >> no, i'm a regular guy, you know. >> jimmy: i'm just a normal dude, yes. >> just call me mr. gyllenhaal. >> jimmy: of course i will. [ light laughter ]hear some stories about when it didn't work so well for jake gyllenhaal. like, i want to hear about -- give me an audition or a role that you didn't get that you wanted.ome scoop. [ light laughter ] >> i mean, everything just worked out -- >> jimmy: oh, bro. you are disgusting. [ laughter ]t blessed, man." >> i don't know what to say. i walked in there my first audition and -- >> jimmy: didn't you like -- you must have had some bad auditions.god, there were so many bad ones. [ light laughter ] like i -- well -- he lord of rings." >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: for? >> frodo.ry. [ laughter ] of course. >> what do you mean, man? haven't you seer ] >> jimmy: very hairy, they really are, yeah.
you know, i got like a a conference called call from like 14 agents. they were all so excited. and when agents are excited >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so they called me up, and they were like, "oh, guess what?" i was like, "what?" they were li'lord of the rings,' and peter jackson's making it, it's going to be three movies over three and a half years!" and i was like, "oh wow, cool." and they're like, "when they bit, we thought, jake!" [ laughter ] i was literally like --you? >> thanks. yeah, literally. so i went in. i went in -- but there was --or it? >> yeah, i read for it. and i remember going into this room. and i remember there was a lot of stage dirwere no lines. like, we didn't have any lines to say, really. it was just, like, finding the ring. and you go in, you like, are supposed to opere's a ring there. then it rhymes with something else. [ laughter ] there's sting, there's the ring there.e -- i didn't really do it. because i didn't really understand because there were no lines.lked up, and i sort of opened it up.
[ laughter ] and he was like -- literally, peter jackson was like -- "what?"ad a scene with lines and i didn't have an accent. everybody has a british accent in it, and i didn't do an accent for it. and he literally -- he turned the worst actor. [ laughter ] did anyone tell you you're supposed to have an accent?"o." he was like, "well, fire your agent." [ laughter ] but they were so excited, man! >> jimmy: but you make it -- >> i am a hobbit!, i'm -- i'm a hobbit from brooklyn over here. >> they literally had to pull me of there. and he was like, "get him out of here." >> jimmy: what was the one -- i forget. the "dude, where's my car" -- did you audition for that movie? >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.that movie. >> jimmy: "dude, where's my car?" it's a classic. >> yeah, yeah. i auditioned for a lot of classics i'm not in. [ laughter ] jimmy: it's not that much of a classic. but you auditioned -- you had a a take on that that you wouldn't bend on?hey said the big "no" was, like, do not make it like "bill and ted's excellent adventure."
and it seemed like that.i got this whole tape." and i was like -- [ lisping ] like, but super serious. like super serious. and i thought -- >> jimmy: dude. >> yeah, like, just like -- >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> dude.er ] dude. where's my car? [ laughter ] you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah, dude. >> you could deliver anything like that.ould be doing that character. dude. where's my car? >> i was so psyched. i walked into the audition, and i was sitting next to them, and i was just like, "i got this." there's no reason for you to even go in. i got this one. >> jimmy: i got this one. >> i got exactly what they want. and i walked in and i did it and i remember the producer can we try that again without the accent?" [ laughter ] and i was like, "that's not an accent!" >> character! >> that's acting! >> jimmy: dude, where's my car? yeah. that's the whole thing. then yeah. you ended up not getting it. >> you w 'cause we could be here for hours. >> jimmy: no, i love that. we got to talk about -- i want to talk about "demolition." all to where you are now. you get oscar nominated. this movie just got the audience award at south by southwest.
>> thanks, man. thank you. e [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great director. in? >> jean-marc vallee. >> jimmy: yes, who did "wild." >> "dallas buyers club." >> jimmy: "dallas buyers club," yeah. good stuff.great cast. naomi watts, chris cooper. >> amazing. >> jimmy: and an interesting plot i would say, right? >> yeah. ie like this at all. >> yeah. it's a story about a guy who has this traumatic experience. he loses his wife, actually, and then -- but it's -- but then he decides kind of take apart his life, in order to sort of discover it again, and he literally takes apart everything in his life. literally.tire house and a lot of other things around his life. >> jimmy: yeah. it's very, very interesting. i want to show a clip.al in "demolition." take a look at this. [ bang ] again?
[ crashing noises ]: whoa! [ crashing noises ] >> jimmy: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] how much fun is that? >> but jimmy fallon's on that tv!i'm available also. now we can watch that on an ipad too. >> i had all doubles for that. that was not me doing anything. >> jimmy: jake gyllenhaal.pplause ] "demolition" hits theaters april 8th. stick around, jake and i have something fun planned when we
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! i'm nhaal -- [ cheers and applause ] star of the new movie "demolition" which opens april 8th.od to have you on here. we've been buddies for a while back, here. and a lot of people might not know this, but we actually were in a tv show together. >> oh, yeah.pleasant police department"? >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. it was a cop show and it took place in lovely point pleasant, new jersey.detectives who couldn't see eye to eye, and so we get into a lot of arguments. >> yeah. and i've had some pretty intense roles, you know? [ light laughter ]is the most intense. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: our two characters were constantly yelling at each other.eemed to end up in some messy situations. >> i remember those. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ]ip of the show. do you -- >> oh, yeah? >> jimmy: i just got -- >> you pulled that out of the archives. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah.d go down memory lane.
intense than i remember. >> yeah it's like -- like -- really, like, in your face. [ laughter ]: yeah. we actually have another clip. [ laughter ] >> what? >> jimmy: sorry.had some food earlier. [ laughter ] i saved it. i saved it. that's why. i'm on a new diet. >> oh. [ light laughter ]ctually have another clip from the show. take a look at this. [ cheers and [ laughter ]s wrong?che.
>> i took some --pplause ] [ muffled speaking ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we'll spit -- wait, let me say the word "what." >> oh. [ laughter ] >> poppycock! [ laughter ]that's better. that's better. pipe down! [ audience ohs ]ill partners! plus, what's on your plate? [ laughter ] >> right there.: oh. >> i prepared some -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> sorry.
[ cheers and applause ] ou look like it's really bringing you back. >> jimmy: i mean, that got me teared up. [ laughter ] [ applause ]got me emotional. to see how young we look. ow young we looked. we -- >> jimmy: i think we have one more clip. [ laughter ]is one took place during the writers' strike, do you remember this? >> oh, i do. >> jimmy: you don't realize how important the writers are, but fortunately they let us his one. >> yeah, i do remember that. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: let's take a look.
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[ cheers and applause ] i smell like a bag of garbage right now. [ light laughter ] coffee, what is it, kernel cream, so weird. is a great actor and the man behind all things pee-wee herman. he and pee-wee are back in the new movie "pee-wee's big ow streaming on netflix. everyone, please welcome paul reubens! [ cheers and applause ] >> i love you! why don't you marry me! [ laughter ]immy: do people come up to you and say it. i know you are, but what am i? [ laughter ] >> no, never. >> jimmy: it's the first time that ever happened.
i know you are, but what am i? the laugh.. >> jimmy: i love that story, it's the best one. >> that's one of my favorites. i got new ones in my new movie. >> jimmy: abbreviations?" [ light laughter ] look at the time, i have to be going. [ laughter ]'s very -- all the kids are going to be saying that. absolutely, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i like "i love that story." >> i love that story is a good ever in the middle of a real story in real life. this comes in handy all the time. tell me if you you're telling a story. halfway through the story you realize, this story has no ending.ch line. so if you're in that situation ever, all you do is you just wait till you finish the story, you wait a beat, and then you . [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it works every single time.a show. >> jimmy: a little tip for everybody. congrats on the movie. i'm just so happy pee-wee's
>> me 's the greatest. oh, it's so fun. joe manganiello plays a big role in the film. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: did you guys know each other before?joe about five or six years. we met at a post-emmy party. >> jimmy: ooh-la-la.was in a a giant tent. and i looked across the room , we went like -- and just like walked toward each other and he came up to me and he said, "i'm a huge and he started doing pee-wee material. we exchanged numbers. >> jimmy: joe manganiello's a a big pee-wee fan?a big -- >> jimmy: he's a big one. >> yeah. really, really big. le line. in fact, one night we were filming in a park late at night. pitch dark, no light at all.s by who was doing me a big favor and was in the background on a scene. and joe went, "excuse me, excuse me!" over. he was like, "are you by any
adventure?"e actor was 15 in "big adventure." this is 30 years later. >> jimmy: wow. recognized the guy. >> jimmy: wow, he's a giant -- he's almost as big -- >> i love that story. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ cheers and applause ]no. joe is coming on our show -- this week? >> oh, oh, oh. i'm so glad you reminded me. i have something i want to hide on the set for joe. is that okay? >> jimmy: sure, you can do that. >> everyone turn around, close your eyes, please. [ light laughter ] everybody. yeah, you can't know. >> jimmy: are you done? >> yep. >> jimmy: okay. perfect, you did it. out friday what it is. >> if it doesn't smell until then. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, we had -- we had our show once. and he was showing us these giant roaches. and he left one here. remember that?ere just doing rehearsal. all of a sudden, this roach
it here.id you forget a roach? oh, yeah. i think i did. >> oh, there it is. >> jimmy: oh there it is, that roach, yeah. this movie has so many laugh out loud moments in it. so many good comedy gags. i mean -- own when you think of an idea, "that's good, i've got to write that down?" >> yeah, you know the one i'm working on right now is the cup. when you're a little kid and a cup on your face and it like, sticks on your face? >> oh, yeah. >> and you just walk around with a cup on your face? >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's my new fascination. >> jimmy: that's your new obsession?o turn that into something? >> i'm going to turn it into something. i don't know what yet. >> jimmy: but it's so -- gosh, it's just so good. it's just mind blowing.w -- i can't even describe your movies except to say fun. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: they're just fun and [ cheers and applause ] he's crying! i knew i'd make you cry. with joe and you said, maybe for some promotion, it would be fun if e cover of
>> oh, at joe's wedding. that's where it was.s wedding. we out by the pool in the day right before the wedding. he had a cover of "men's lth," "muscle and fitness," one of those magazines. and i saw it and said, "oh, when our movie comes out the on the cover." that was it, that was all that happened. but then after the wedding at the reception i hear like, "pee-wee, pee-wee!" arnold schwarzenegger is coming towards me. he's going i want you to meet my girlfriend.ks up to me, and he says, i understand you want to be in the magazine. you probably do him way better than me. >> jimmy: if you close your schwarzenegger's right here in room. [ light laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: not arnold schwarzenegger, jerry schwarzenegger. >> i love that story.'d he say, though? did he have something to do with "muscle--" he must, right? i guess? >> i said, how do you know? he said, "i understand you want azine cover." i was like, how do you know that? he said, "i'm the publisher."
>> and so joe told him about it.got to do this. that would be a great thing, you've got to be on the cover! [ cheers and applause ]arnold! >> while he's talking to me and saying that, i feel something.is hand under my jacket and is pinching my quote-unquote love handles. [ light laughter ]ht here. i go -- i almost let out a a squeal like a pig. it was so -- it caught me off guard. it was so weird.done that to me ever, in my entire life. >> jimmy: it's a little odd, yeah. >> i hope it never happens again. like, are you pinching me? and he's like, "yeah, you've got to work out if you're going to be on the cover." [ laughter ] jimmy: so you never ended up doing it, but then joe -- >> joe mocked one up and sent it to me. >> jimmy: and it's very funny. i want to show -- there you are, look at this. [ laughter ]use ]
it's that simple. [ as arnold ] >> jimmy: i don't think you ut! you don't need to work out at all. >> not from that. look, i'm completely shaved. >> jimmy: come on.ess. i'm trying to think of -- i don't want to spoil anything. because there's a thousand funny jokes. >> yes. >> jimmy: the scream is funny.lking about. and then pee-wee plays the balloons. >> yes.or fun. it's an instrument, he plays the balloons. >> i did it in my broadway show and i got a lot of practice. i did it for ten weeks every night. did two takes of it. and it's all real production sound in the movie. and --lievably funny. >> it was fun. a lot of fun. >> jimmy: i've never seen anyone do it. would you mind treating the audience -- >> really?pplause ] >> jimmy: let's take the thing off. >> oh, yeah. now, i don't want to spoil , i blow it up myself. [ laughter ] so you're missing -- >> jimmy: spoiler alert. >> you're missing that part.ssing that part. here we go.
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