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>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- gerard butler -- jenny slate -- musical guest the 1975. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 425 washington state. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talkin' about. that's what i'm talkin' about. hi. oh, i love you! come on. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to
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thank you for being here. i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] looking good. here's what everyone's talking about. tonight in houston, texas, there was yet another republican debate. [ light laughter ] even the people on "grey's anatomy" were like, "how long does this go on?" [ laughter ] is it over? [ applause ] tonight was the tenth republican debate. you can tell the candidates are getting bored up there 'cause at one point they took turns prank calling jeb bush. [ laughter ] you don't have to do that. it was funny. but cruel. that's right, there was another debate, i'm not saying they're running out of topics but this one was "batman versus superman." "on one hand, batman is an eccentric billionaire just like me, but on the other hand, superman is super just like me." [ laughter ] interresting debate. [ cheers and applause ] last night, john kasich said his favorite president was
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[ light laughter ] because he could have been president forever but stepped down after two terms. while trump said his favorite president was george washington 'cause he also wore a fantastic wig. [ laughter ] [ growling ] down boy, down boy. [ light laughter ] mitt romney recently accused trump of having a bombshell in his tax returns, then trump responded by tweeting that romney blew an election. yeah, donald trump is fighting with mitt romney. even the oscars we're like, that's just too white. [ laughter and applause ] that's too much. >> steve: come on. we don't need it. >> jimmy: that's too white. in a new interview, donald trump's wife, melania, said that she speaks english, italian, french and german. which is good 'cause if she ever becomes first lady she'll
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husband in at least those four languages. [ laughter ] that'll come in handy. [ applause ] >> steve: good start. >> jimmy: it's a good talent to have. some more election news. the south carolina democratic primary is saturday and hillary clinton holds a a double-digit lead over bernie sanders in the state. when asked how he'd go after southern voters, bernie sanders said, "please, call me colonel sanders." [ laughter and applause ] colonel sanders. >> steve: colonel sanders. >> jimmy: yeah, i don't know why we didn't think of that earlier. and hillary clinton appeared on the "steve harvey show" yesterday. and she said she prefers thin crust pizza to deep dish pizza. yeah. when asked what her favorite toppings are, hillary was like "i will release my favorite toppings when all the other candidates release their favorite toppings." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] okay? fair is fair. a lot of people are excited about this. facebook just launched some new reaction buttons. [ cheers ] they're kind of like emojis but instead only having the option
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haha, angry. it's pretty good start. but we have a few other suggestions that might be even more helpful. take a look. first there's, "we get it, [ laughter ] big deal. [ cheers and applause ] next we have the, oh, good, another 18 paragraph post about bernie sanders. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: scroll, scroll. >> jimmy: and finally there's, "damn, daniel." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: damn. >> jimmy: damn, daniel. [ light laughter ] damn, daniel. you saw that, right? that's great. >> jimmy: damn, daniel. if you don't know it, just google it. it's funny. finally a new movie about power line workers called "life on the line" just released its first trailer and it looks great. the movie looks great. there's one small problem.
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kate bosworth's name wrong. this is real. see how they spell it. look at this. kate boseworth. put an "e" in it. that's pretty bad, right? but it's actually not the only thing they got wrong. take a look at this trailer it got worse from there. >> get ready for the year's most moving drama starring kate bosworth. academy award nominee, sharon stone. and golden globe winner, john travolta. see the film critics are calling triumphant and flawless. "life on the line." >> jimmy: that can't be correct. someone's getting fired. we have a great show, you guys. give it up for the roots!
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thank you very much, everybody. welcome to the show. it's a good one tonight. it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night tony award winner nathan lane will be here on the show. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: i love nathan lane. >> jimmy: plus keri russell will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and one of my favorites, comedian mary lynn rajskub will be here tomorrow night. >> steve: yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: doing some stand up. >> steve: doing stand up. >> jimmy: yeah. and of course we'll do thank you notes. that's always on fridays. but first, he's a talented actor and a charming, charming guy. i love this guy. he's got two big new movies coming out. "london has fallen" and "gods of egypt." this is his month. gerard butler is here tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: giant movies. both movies, big movies. i'm going to catch up with gerard then he and i are going head to head in a game of slap jack. why would i play that? >> steve: he's giantly muscular. >> jimmy: yeah, tough dude. >> steve: you ever see "300?" >> jimmy: plus, from the new disney animated film "zootopia," jenny slate is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, love jenny.
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i love this band. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's called "the sound," that's the name of the jam. >> steve: how's your hip? >> jimmy: i threw my hip out. >> steve: again? [ light laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: my brand new hip, >> steve: that's the third hip you've went through this month. >> jimmy: yeah, i know but it's a new cool thing, it's supposed to be thrown out. >> steve: oh really? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: they're disposable >> jimmy: it's disposable, yeah. i can now -- i'm so flexible now. >> steve: oh my god. >> jimmy: i do yoga. >> steve: yoga, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, i just do downward facing dog. >> steve: constantly? >> jimmy: constantly, yeah. that's all i do. >> steve: oh, really, you downward dog it to work? >> jimmy: i downward dog it all >> steve: you know what, why >> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy: everyone should do
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i'm just telling you guys. the 1975 is here, guys. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] it's a good band, he's a good lead singer, isn't he? >> steve: he is an old school singer. >> jimmy: he's a good lead singer. and every band needs a good lead singer. i saw him on "saturday night live" -- >> steve: he was just fantastic. >> jimmy: this guy just blew me away. i go, oh, i love this guy. anyways. it's a fun show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] so thank you for being here. guys, it's time for "tonight show hash tags." here we go. hash tags hash tags >> jimmy: are you guys on twitter? anyone out there on twitter? [ cheers ] well, we use twitter on our show every single week so if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hash tag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so since "the bachelor," that's one of my jams. >> steve: my jams. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that's my john, my john -- damn, bachelor. [ laughter ] it had its hometown dates episode this week which was -- >> steve: yeah.
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called #myhometownisweird. and i asked you guys to tweet out a funny, weird or embarrassing story about your hometown. something that happened. within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u.s., so thank you for the tweets. it's funny. now i thought i'd share some of my favorite "my hometown is weird" tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one is from @ashnhorn31. she says "we only have one stop sign and it keeps needing to be replaced because someone spray time." >> steve: come on. >> steve: that's genius. >> steve: hammertime. [ laughter ] don't touch that. >> jimmy: can touch this. >> steve: i know, but don't >> [ laughter ] >> steve: damn, jimmy. >> jimmy: damn, jimmy. this one's from @scottmalinoff. he says "my hometown used taxpayer money on a toad tunnel
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cars on the road. not one toad has ever used it." [ laughter and applause ] a toad tunnel. >> steve: you know what we need, man? we need a toad tunnel. i'm sick of this garbage. for toads to go through the tunnel. >> steve: that's all. $350 million. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: makes me laugh this one's from @erinoppy. she says "the town sign says home of 937 happy people and 4 grouches. we vote on who the 4 grouches are at the annual fall festival." [ applause ] >> steve: i'm running for grouch. >> jimmy: this one's from @leslieebeth. she says "my hometown has an annual pecan festival where someone's crowned nut queen." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: really? different meaning in my hometown. >> nut queen. [ laughter ] >> steve: damn, nut queen.
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>> steve: she's a nut queen. >> jimmy: yeah, that was your nickname in high school, wasn't it? >> steve: it was, yeah. for two unfortunate years. are today. >> steve: yes, it did. [ laughter ] this one is from @hoosierdaddy. >> jimmy: no, but hoosier. >> jimmy: h-o-o-s, like hoosier, indiana, yeah. he says "my hometown celebrates the birth of john mellencamp with mellenfest which he's never come back for." [ applause ] >> jimmy: i'm busy. i was born in a small town. i grew up in a small town. but i won't go back to the small town. [ laughter ] @deepseadreamer. she says "there's a monument friendship. but everyone calls it "the toilet seat." look at this thing. seat. again. >> steve: left the seat up -- again. >> steve: down, toilet seat.
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@jbspivey. she says "my howetown is famous for onions. our mascot is a giant onion in overalls." there he his. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like that guy. >> steve: vidalia. >> jimmy: vidalia, good onion. >> steve: best onion. >> jimmy: it really is good. i like that dude. this last one's from @bnpertl. he says, "my hometown celebrates pork day complete with the highly sought after title of little miss pork queen." which was -- that was my nickname in high school. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: that was your nickname? >> jimmy: those are our "tonight show hash tags." to check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. stick around. we'll be right back with gerard butler. [ cheers and applause ] shopping for an suv? well, this is the time. and your ford dealer is the place, to get 0% financing for 60 months on a ford suv. that's right. just announced. ford explorer...edge...escape... are available with 0% financing ford suvs. designed to help you
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a a very talented and busy man starring in two new films, "london has fallen," which opens march 4th and "gods of egypt," which hits theaters and
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love you. welcome back. good to see you. gerard butler. they love you. come on. you know how to do it right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's a movie star right there. that's a movie star buddy. thank you for being here. i appreciate it, man. you look good. you had a big weekend. you were the -- you were at the daytona 500. >> oh my god. >> jimmy: was that? >> it was amazing. >> jimmy: you did have fun, right? >> one of the most fun days i ever had in my life. i mean we had motorcycle low riders taking us to the event. my mum -- my family were with me, right, because they're, like, professional watcher zumbas. and i use to come to florida for two months every year. so they came to the event with me. my mom told me my -- this was so fun! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is fun. it's like woodstock or something. >> yeah. and then you get in the pace car and they take you around the track. >> jimmy: you were the grand marshal. >> yeah, i was the grand marshal. >> jimmy: come on. >> yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ]
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it was a fun -- >> jimmy: that's an honor. >> a huge honor. >> jimmy: but you get to say, gentlemen, start your engines. did you get -- >> you get to say, drivers -- that's because it's not all gentlemen anymore. >> jimmy: that's right. yeah. drivers start your engines. yeah. >> drivers start your engines. so at the press conference before, john arset said, "so you have anything up your sleeve?" i said, yeah, yeah, but i had nothing up my sleeve. >> jimmy: no, they do this to you because they got to -- cause they make -- it's a giant deal. it's an honor to say this. >> yeah. exactly. >> jimmy: drivers, start your engines. >> and he said, what about saying this is daytona? like this is sparta. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well that's 300. >> totally cheesy, but i'm a a cheesy kind of guy. >> jimmy: i like that. >> so i shouted, okay, everybody. you got to join with me. because it was like, 200,000 people. i'm like, this is daytona. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] we have a clip. i want to show -- here's a clip of -- watch this. >> ready? this is daytona! [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> wow. >> jimmy: powerful. >> so my mom was with me, right, and she came up at the end and went, "oh my god, that was great. i really think that was gonna be done well. well done so, i thought you were going to make a fool of yourself." >> jimmy: yeah, thanks mom. i appreciate it, yeah. i thought you did pretty good, to be honest. >> pretty good? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, let me show you. let me show you. >> you'd do better off. >> jimmy: let me show you how it's done. right. >> gentlemen! start your engines! >> jimmy: i almost had a heart attack. >> that is brilliant! >> oh my god. that is a fun thing to do. >> i feel like a wuss next to you. that was awesome. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, never. there. >> jimmy: thank you. aww, i appreciate that. let's talk "london has fallen." this is a big sequel to "olympus has fallen." big action. you're a good action movie, star, man. this is just a fun, fun, fun movie.
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right? you're secret service. >> yeah, something like that. >> jimmy: yeah, you go to london. >> so we go to london -- i mean the last movie, you know, you went through hell with it. so i think the audience are very invested in who we are. so we decided now, let's take it on the road. take us out of our comfort zone. so we go to london. and it's a state funeral. and all the most important heads of states are there and of course turns out to be the british prime minister has died in kind of mysterious circumstances and turned out to be this massive attack. and they come at us from everywhere. so it ends up me and the president, london closed down and him and i on the road not knowing where to turn. so there's surprise action insanity around every corner. >> jimmy: how did they do all that stuff? it's got to be really crazy. the cgi or whatever it is. you're blowing up buildings in london. it looks so real, it's like -- >> it was a little weird. a little crazy. well part of it was in london and then rebuilt four city blocks in bulgaria as well. >> jimmy: is that right? >> so we rebuilt st. pauls -- >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah, it was crazy. in fact at one point the bulgarian prime minister was
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shootout in the movie and he was there with all his bodyguards starring at me. and i'm like, does he know? i got to fire right at him. [ laughter ] you know, we don't want to say it. he's really -- he wants to watch it but his bodyguards >> jimmy: yeah, of course. boom, boom. dangerous situation. i want to show everyone a clip here's gerard butler in "london take a look at this. >> there was no chatter on this. none. took years to plan. and we had days. >> it's a blood bath. how did you do this mike? >> we only have to get it right once. today they got it right way more than that. >> mayday. mayday. mayday. marine three is down. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: that's your big-time acting movie. i love it. now gerard you're -- you play a a lot of tough guys in your movies, right? but i was wondering if you're tough enough for a game of slapjack. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i think it's funny you want to play with me now. >> jimmy: i don't know why i'm doing this. gerard butler, everybody. "london has fallen" opens march 4th. "gods of egypt" hits theaters tomorrow. we're gonna play a game of slapjack. something's going down right now. come on -- come on back. [ cheers and applause ] there has to be a way. carry the centimeter, divide by 3.14 something something something... [ beeping, whirring ] great caesar salad! and now the name your price tool shows people policy options is that a true story? people really do save
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm back with gerard butler. right here, i mean come on. yeah. he has two big new movies out. [ cheers and applause ] "london has fallen" opens march 4th and "gods of egypt" hits
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first of all, i got to say i'm honored to be your first insta. >> insta. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that what you call it? >> jimmy: yeah. >> as we are speaking my first ever instagram photo has just gone out. and it's me and jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] yeah! >> jimmy: it starts with me and then it ends up just being pictures of your breakfast and yeah, yeah. you get bored pretty quick. >> or somebody good. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. it's like some -- or somebody thank you, i appreciate that. [ laughter ] oh man, you're gonna sla -- you're gonna get slapped buddy. gerard and i are about to play a game called slapjack. now it works the same as blackjack but at the end of each round, the winner gets to slap the loser across the face with a giant prosthetic hand. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> finally, finally a hand i can hold my penis with. [ laughter ]
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>> you know how many years i've waited for this moment? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. sadly i said the same thing with baby arms. [ laughter and applause ] the first to win three rounds is the winner. we take turns dealing. no splits and if it's a tie, the dealer loses. gerard, as our guest, you're going to deal first. two cards each. loser gets slapped. here we go, buddy. good luck. all right. here we go. >> okay. you first. yeah? >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. yeah. eight, okay. eight's great. oh, i'm doing good. hit me. hit -- don't hit me. but hit me. hard, fist. >> all right. all right. go ahead. >> jimmy: yeah. well that's fantastic. hit me. give me a picture card. come on.
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i love this. come on. you got to beat 21. 11 right there, right? [ cheers and applause ] yes! that's looking good, man. you might as well flip it over. let's see how you did. >> you were almost a jackoff. >> jimmy: i -- no i -- [ laughter ] we'll play that game next time you're here. let's see -- let's see what you end up having there. >> okay. okay. >> jimmy: you got that, yeah. right? and you'll probably go over. that's perfect. on the show. don't forget, you're the best, man. [ slap ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was in slow motion. i can't believe i just hit the gerard butler in the face. all right. [ laughter ] here we go. it goes, first one up to you, right? and then this one goes down to me.
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oh. 16 or six -- what are you going to do there, pal? >> hit me. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's okay. >> jimmy: what do you have? what do you have? you're looking at 12. 14. >> i'm gonna get -- buddy. you got a problem. now. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: wait. that's 18? >> 20. >> jimmy: 20. >> 20. >> jimmy: oh, god. >> come on, baby. i'm getting ready. >> jimmy: i'm off this game. [ laughter ] >> you'll practice it. >> jimmy: it's a tie. what happens in a tie? >> dealer gets hit. [ slap ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what did i say? just go ahead and do it. hit me, yeah.
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[ slap ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a rubber hand, it hurt me. you got me right in there ear on that one. that was a real reaction, that one hurt. >> i asked them to put a brick in it before. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so that it hits. >> and they said thanks guys. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. this is to see who wins, right? are we playing to three or two? we're playing to three. >> three? okay. let's call this quick. okay. >> jimmy: yep. >> aw -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that really is -- >> that's the jack on. >> jimmy: it's the jack on. absolutely, yeah, baby. >> yeah! >> jimmy: i'm not gonna feel it. >> come on. [ slap ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i let that one linger i enjoyed that one a bit. can we see that? [ laughter ] all right. here we go. this is for all the marbles, buddy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: seven. and down an eight.
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>> jimmy: and up to you. that's not bad. you got ten. i got nine. all right, i'm feeling good. >> hit it. >> jimmy: yeah. i have a feeling i'm -- i have a feeling i'm about to get slapped. thank you so much for coming on the show. i really appreciate it, man. you're my favorite movie star. [ laughter ] come on. there you go. all right, all right. gerard just do it. just get over -- i've already seen you -- [ slap ] [ cheers and applause ] >> sorry, man. that was maybe a little hard. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that one, you really went up -- do we have -- can we
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[ cheers and applause ] a very funny and talented actress who stars in the new animated disney film, "zootopia," which opens in theaters and 3d on march 4th. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome jenny slate! [ cheers and applause ]
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you look gorgeous. thank you for coming back to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i appreciate this. >> i appreciate being asked back. >> jimmy: oh, please. we love -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: we love jenny slate. does anyone ever call you jennifer? >> no, because that is not my name. >> jimmy: okay. [ light laughter ] all right. i was tryin'. >> no. >> jimmy: sorry. okay. >> you know, they don't. i am from boston, and not even -- [ cheers and applause ] okay, there you go. >> jimmy: it's not like we doubted you. sure, yeah, you're from boston. yeah, i can see that happening. yeah. >> you're french! we can tell by your accent. [ light laughter ] and well, my mom didn't wanna name me jennifer because she didn't want people to call me jennifa. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah, in boston, hey, jennifa. >> hey, jennifa. bring over the sugah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you thanked me back stage -- you thanked me for not asking you to play slapjack. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, well, yeah. >> well first of all, they really slapped the bananas out of each other. you did. >> jimmy: yeah, we did. yeah. we slapped the bananas out of each other. >> you slapped the bananas out of each other.
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yeah, we slapped the bananas out of each other. yeah, we did. yeah. >> you did. >> jimmy: but you say you're not good at lying, you're not good at poker. >> i don't. to play it at all. play poker? it's easy. >> that's what everybody says. >> jimmy: okay. >> and -- play. >> so there's that. i'd just give up. >> jimmy: yeah. well, now i wanna play you. [ light laughter ] >> well, you should because i have a horrible poker face and i don't like -- like, invited to a game night where they played a game where someone's the murderer. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, when you pick -- i picked the murderer card and when the lights went back on, like, the host was like, so -- i don't -- >> jimmy: i can't lie, i can't lie. i didn't murder anyone in real this is a game. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i'll let myself out. sorry, yeah. >> sorry. thanks for the wine. >> jimmy: you were saying that when you ran for class honesty was your thing. >> oh, big-time. >> jimmy: wait, so, when were you class president? >> okay, i ran for class president in ninth grade.
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>> my platform was, like, i knew i was running against a a really popular person. and i was just like, i'm gonna go for it. and my speech was basically like, you might want to vote for marissa, but i actually care about this and this is all i have. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is all i have? >> jenny slate, this is all i have. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on, you have to vote for that person. >> yeah. like, everyone is like, oh, darnit. that dork is so upset. [ laughter ] she can have this fake job and then all four years. fake job all the time. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's it, yeah. vote for me. this is all i have. >> this is all i have. >> jimmy: and so did you do -- so, you were class president for just ninth grade? >> yeah, no, four years. all four years. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow, that really -- you had it for four years. >> that speech works all the time. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's all you have. i was a social director for my senior year. >> yes. >> jimmy: and we had a -- we were almost like a boy band, we were all, like, named js. jimmy and jerry and joey. so, we called ourselves the
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[ light laughter ] we said, keep '92 alive, vote j-5. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and we kept it alive. >> jimmy: they voted for us. >> yes. class of '92. i mean, class of '99. >> yeah, no, no, no, me too. [ light laughter ] i'm 21 years old. >> jimmy: yeah, me too. >> i got my first drink yesterday. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm glad that you're not a good liar. 'cause i was telling you this one time i got busted in a lie you're from. >> jimmy: and i got -- i went i went to the aquarium, they have a great aquarium in boston. i got in a cab. the cab driver just wanted to make small talk with me. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he was goes, how was it? i go, oh, it was great. you know? and then he goes, did you see the whales? and i go -- >> in an aquarium. >> jimmy: yeah, well, i guess there -- i don't know. there maybe is like a whale watcher thing. >> i doubt it. they're giant. >> jimmy: i didn't see the whale -- i didn't see the whales but i was lying and i go -- i just go, yeah, yeah, yeah, i saw the whale. i didn't feel like talking. he goes, you saw the momma? [ light laughter ] yeah, yeah, i saw the mom.
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[ light laughter ] i go, yeah, yeah, the babies. he's like, two? i got, the mom was there with two babies. and i'm making up this whole lie in my head. he's like, did you have to take a boat out there to watch the whales? i go, yeah, yeah, yeah, take a a boat out there. [ light laughter ] lying. where's my hotel? i hate lying. i'm going into like what snacks they served on the thing. the whales. okay, you got me, all right? cab story, only what happened to you, but what was your cab -- you got a funny cab thing. >> oh yes, an uber. >> jimmy: oh, is that what it was? >> it was an uber. i got in an uber. >> jimmy: this can only happen to you, by the way. >> yeah, for sure. yeah, for sure. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: damn, jenny. >> i don't even surfboard, brah. >> jimmy: damn, daniel. >> so, okay, i got in an uber, uber-x which as we were discussing is someone's personal car. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, so, you're like getting in a celica and -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah.
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like, i had had maybe a a cocktail. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: at 2:00 a.m. yeah, one. >> totally. just one. >> jimmy: just one. yeah, of course. >> you know, to make other people comfortable. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you. >> yeah, and i'm in the car, i'm like -- you know, and the guy's like, welcome to the trivia cab. [ light laughter ] and like starts to flick lights -- >> jimmy: i've never heard of this. is this -- can you do that? >> no, i don't think. >> jimmy: welcome to the trivia cab. >> trivia cab. >> jimmy: this is a "dateline" episode. [ laughter ] this could not end well. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: i would have hopped right out of that thing. >> big-time. constantly. i feel like i'm just constantly on the verge of murder and i'm always like -- jenny. [ laughter ] jenny. then he's like, we're gonna play trivia, and i was just like, oh, i don't know any answers to anything. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> including where i live. which my friends put it in my phone. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you only had one cocktail. >> jimmy: i only had three martinis. >> that's right. it was milk with a little spritz of --
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so i like somehow answered all the questions right and i won and i'm very competitive. so, i was like -- and then -- [ light laughter ] isn't it nice to have a a beautiful, graceful actress on your show, though? >> jimmy: no, it is. >> but so, he was like, great. the prizes are in the trunk. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! i told you! >> and i was like, the prizes are -- oh! girl, you're gonna get killed tonight. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: only happens to you. >> nuh-uh. >> jimmy: jenny, i wanna talk about "zootopia." this is giant disney animated film. are you excited? did you freak out when disney called and said they want you to be in the movie? >> i truly -- it is an honor to be in a disney movie. >> jimmy: of course. >> straight-up american honor. and when they -- it is. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: of course. >> you know? and when they called me, i was just, like, what princess am i gonna be? [ laughter ]
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i get what this is. like give me my cartoon crown, i'm ready. >> jimmy: yeah. gets you so psyched, yeah. here's your character here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're a sheep wearing glasses. >> i'm a sheep. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's close. that's close to a princess. >> i was like, oh, so i'm, like, a dorky sheep who wears glasses and carries a lot of books and people kind of take advantage of her and she's sort of just dealing with that. that makes sense. >> jimmy: yeah, perfect. >> i was like, i'll take it! >> jimmy: you're great in it. and it's super fun. it's fun, you know, the way disney does it. it's good for kids. but there's a couple jokes in there that adults will get that's really good. so, it keeps it moving. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: it's good. it's rad. and jason bateman's in it. j.k. simmons. it's just a -- you gotta great cast of people. >> it's wonderful. it's really funny and it's really filled with action. i felt like when i was watching, i was -- even though i was in it. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: were you in a car? were you on a horse? i was on a horse. uber horse. have you used that? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's the best. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. can you get a -- how fast can [ light laughter ] you gotta get me to my hotel,
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>> big time. yeah. >> jimmy: we have a clip. >> yes. >> jimmy: here's jenny slate and jason bateman and ginnifer goodwin in "zootopia." take a look. >> she'd never let me get this close. >> you can't just touch a a sheep's wool. >> it's like cotton candy. >> stop it. >> where to? >> rainforest district. vine and tujunga. >> there, traffic cam through the whole city. well, this is so exciting, actually. i mean, well, you know. i -- i never get to do anything this important. >> you're the assistant mayor of zootopia. >> oh, i'm more of a glorified secretary. i think mayor lionheart just wanted the sheep's vote. but he did give me that nice mug. >> oh. >> feels good to be appreciated. >> smell weather. >> that's a fun little name he likes to use. i called him lion fart once. he did not care for that. let me tell you. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jenny slate, everybody. "zootopia" opens in theaters and 3d march 4th. we have music from the 1975 next.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests are celebrating the release of their second album, a great title called "i like it when you sleep, for you are so beautiful yet so unaware of it." [ cheers and applause ] they're going to celebrate by hosting an event for fans tomorrow in new york city's lower east side, so check it out. performing "the sound," please welcome the 1975! [ cheers and applause ] well i know when you're around cause i know the sound i know the sound of your heart well i know when you're around cause i know the sound i know the sound of your heart well i know when you're around cause i know the sound
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well i know when you're around cause i know the sound i know the sound of your heart i can't believe i forgot your name oh baby won't you come again she said i've got a problem with your shoes and your tunes but i might move in and i thought that you were straight now i'm wondering you're so conceited i said i love you what does it matter if i lie to you i don't regret it but i'm glad that we're through so don't you tell me that you just don't get it cause i know you do well i know when you're around cause i know the sound i know the sound of your heart well i know when you're around cause i know the sound i know the sound of your heart it's not about reciprocation it's just all about me
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socratic junkie wannabe there's so much skin to see a simple epicurean philosophy and you say you say i'm such a clich\ i can't see the difference in it either way and we left things to protect my mental health but you call me when you're bored and you're playing with yourself you're so conceited i said i love you what does it matter if i lie to you i don't regret it but i'm glad that we're through so don't you tell me that you just don't get it cause i know you do well i know when you're around cause i know the sound i know the sound of your heart well i know when you're around cause i know the sound i know the sound of your heart well i know when
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of your heart well i know when you're around cause i know the sound i know the sound of your heart [ cheers and applause ]
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you're around cause i know the sound i know the sound of your heart well i know when you're around cause i know the sound i know the sound of your heart well i know when you're around cause i know the sound i know the sound of your heart well i know when you're around cause i know the sound i know the sound of your heart [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the way to do it. damn, daniel! the 1975. the new album is out now. we'll be right back, everybody! that's the way to do it.
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enough talk. give us a plan. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to gerard butler, jenny slate, the 1975, and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers."
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a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- angela bassett, sports broadcaster, rich eisen, music from misterwives, featuring the 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening! i'm seth meyers and this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. in that case, let's get to the news.

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