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nfl wins against the quarterback. the court of appeals issued a one-sentence suspension to try to get hit suspension overhomeruned. brady's last option is to appeal to the u.s. supreme court. the union, a scoreless draw in an international friendly. the all-star game, a dangerous world in the minors, look out. the lehigh valley iron pigs real represented, and this is a solo homer in the fourth inning. the phills catching prospect helps the international all-stars win 4-2. that's a look at sports. "jimmy kimmel live" next, and "action news" continues at 4:30. now for cecily tynan, ducis rodgers and the entire "action news" team i'm jim gardner, good night.
>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jeff bridges, bad chad from "the bachelorette," our father's day youtube challenge, and music from garbage, with cleto and the cletones. and now, your friend and mine -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome to the show. thank you for watching.
thanks to all of you for coming. it's a pleasure to have you here. if i may, a quick audience poll before we get going. how many of you are here mostly for the air-conditioning? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it hurts, but i understand. we are in the midst of a hell-like heat wave on the west coast. it was over 100 degrees today. i know hollywood boulevard was 103 degrees today. inside sponge bob's costume, 203 degrees. [ cheers and applause ] the temperature hit 112 in beverly hills yesterday. which is very dangerous. many residents of beverly hills are made of materials that melt at temperatures like that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it isn't a laughing matter. experts say the best thing you can do in heat like this is take a screen shot of the weather app on your phone and post it to facebook. that way if you die, you go out with some likes. how many of you watched the basketball game last night?
[ cheers and applause ] game seven was the most-watched nba game ever for abc, the highest-rated finals since 1998 since michael jordan's last game with the bulls. more than 30 million people saw the cleveland cavaliers come back from 3-1 games to beat the golden state warriors seemed to be invincible during the regular season. for lebron james it wasn't just about a trophy, it was about a lot more than that. before the season started, an evil wizard cast a spell on lebron that caused his hairline to recede dramatically. the only way to reverse the spell was to win a championship for the city of cleveland. and he did it, thank goodness. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i would have hated to have been steph curry's mouth guard last night. this is the first major title for cleveland since 1964. congratulations to them. lebron was named finals nba mvp.
he's led two teams to nba finals. it almost isn't fair. i feel like they should hand him around from team to team to give everyone a shot at it. it's an exciting time for cleveland. fans were overjoyed. hopefully they'll keep it going until september when they're forced to remember that their football team is the browns. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: this is not just sports wise, this is a big summer for cleveland. next month the republican convention comes to town headlined by donald trump, and there was some big news out of the trump campaign today. this afternoon he fired his campaign manager corey lewandowski which came as a big surprise, especially to corey lewandowski, who did not know it was coming. the firing took place at a star meeting this morning. apparently trump asked meat loaf who would you fire, and meat loaf said that guy, and that was that, he was out. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: things do not seem to be going well lately for the trump campaign. this weekend they sent out what
they called an emergency fund raising e-mail claiming they needed to raise $100,000 quickly. i was wondering when they would finally get to the nigerian prince in desperate need of your help part of the campaign. they're there. i'm not sure of the toll this is taking on donald trump. he seems to chug away. but i will say he seems to be slowing down, especially when you take video of him over the weekend like this and actually slow it down. [ slow motion music ] [ slow-motion video ] >> one thing about bernie, he doesn't give up. this guy doesn't give up. right? crazy bernie. he doesn't give up. yeah. [ laughter ] >> crazy bernie. he's crazy as a bedbug, but, you know, he doesn't quit.
[ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: sounded like he was out all night partying with the cavaliers. tonight on abc, a new episode of "the bachelorette." jojo whittled the man harem down to eight men tonight. one of the men who got the boot, a canadian gentleman got the boot tonight. >> the chances of her falling for me, i got a better chance of getting struck by lightning while -- you know -- shaving my face. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm not sure, but i think we just witnessed our first live stroke on the bachelorette. the big star of the season this far is a now departed contestant named chad. aka, named bad chad. chad is basically the ramsay bolton of "the bachelorette." unfortunately chad and ramsay were eliminated in different ways. but chad was not popular with
the other guys. he's aggressive and confrontational. in case you haven't been watching the show, we put a montage together so you can get to know chad. >> you want to go outside? right now? >> [ bleep ] you. >> let's go. >> get up, then. >> come outside then. >> that's all you got, dude. >> one day this ends, and when this ends you go home, and when you go home, you think i can't find you? you think i won't go out my way to come to your house? i'm dead [ bleep ] serious. >> you think i'm scared of you? >> i think you should be. >> [ bleep ] you for real. >> keep that up, you're going to lose your key. >> i'm sorry that you think this is intimidating that you're gripping my hand hard. >> this is a grand finale. >> whoa. whoa. >> you're going to [ bleep ] die if you don't chill out. don't you freakin' touch me. >> jimmy: i think we just found donald trump's new campaign manager. [ cheers and applause ] i have a lot of questions for this guy, and a bit later he will join us on the wall of
america to tell all. hopefully he won't punch a hole in it. of course you may know, i have my own bachelor franchise featuring children. tonight i'm pleased to present episode two of the most shocking and adorable reality show on television. this is "the baby bachelorette." >> previously on "the baby bachelorette." bianca met the bachelors. some were perfect gentleman and others were drunk. now her journey continues with 11 bachelors to choose from, she prepares to break hearts. beginning with a two on one elimination date. >> i'm excited to get to know these guys a little better at my tea party today. it's going to be hard to say good-bye to one of them. >> hello. >> i hope you -- she likes captain america.
i love captain america so much. >> to do you only talk about captain america? >> yes. >> i think dylan likes captain america more than me. >> captain america. i like captain america. i'm crushing it. captain america! >> will you accept this unicorn? >> yes. >> sorry, dylan. >> it's okay. i'm captain america. [ applause ] >> oh, no, dylan. >> i'm not surprised. >> and the drama continues with the arrival of the one-on-one date card. >> alex. >> hi, suckers!
>> i like a man who can cook. i hope alex brings the heat into the kitchen. >> hey, gorgeous. >> i like your hat. >> thanks. >> let's get cooking. what would you like to cook? >> mostly goldfish. let's eat. >> you're crazy. >> she's falling for me. i can tell. >> after a whirlwind day, i sat down with bianca for an intimate heart to heart. bianca, you've had a chance to meet all the guys. you gave eisley a unicorn already. how are you feeling right now? >> i'm hopeful. i think my husband is here. >> what are you looking for in a husband? what qualities? >> my daddy. >> you're looking for somebody like your daddy or your actual daddy? >> like my dad. >> like your daddy. what's your daddy like?
will you accept this unicorn? >> yes. >> arthur, will you accept this unicorn? >> with all my heart. >> guys? bianca, this is the final unicorn. bianca, when you're ready. i'm getting out of here, because this is very uncomfortable. [ laughter ] ♪ >> dean. dean, will you accept this unicorn? >> yes.
♪ >> gentlemen, i'm sorry if you did not receive a unicorn. it's time to go to your rooms. and just when bianca was ready to continue her journey toward love, eisley rocks hare world. >> can i talk to you? >> is everything okay? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break. when we come back, kids throwing things at their dads. the must-see results of our fift an fifth annual father's day youtube challenge. it's a very good one. stick around.
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>> jimmy: tonight on the show we have music from garbage, from "the bachelorette" bad chad will be here. every year for father's day we ask kids to mess with your dad, record it, upload it to youtube. this year we asked you to play catch with your dad for father's day when he wasn't expecting it. say dad, catch, and throw something. we got great responses, hundreds, maybe thousands. we narrowed them down to the best. here's our youtube challenge for 2016. hey, jimmy kimmel, i played catch with my dad. >> daddy, catch. >> hey, catch. [ laughter ] >> dad, catch.
[ laughter ] >> dad, catch. >> ouch. >> catch, dad. >> why? >> catch, dad. >> dad, oh, [ bleep ]. >> right in the nose with that you idiot. >> catch! happy father's day! >> let's play a little catch. >> get out of here. it's dog poop. >> dad, you want to play catch? >> open. >> what the [ bleep ] is wrong with you? [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> say hi, jimmy kimmel! >> say hi to jimmy. >> jimmy who? what the [ bleep ]? >> hey, dad, catch.
here's the change. >> thanks very much. >> here, dad, catch. hee hee! >> dad, catch. >> jimmy kimmel! jimmy kimmel told us to do it! >> happy father's day, everybody. >> happy father's day to you. >> dad, catch. >> hey, catch. >> dad, catch. >> dammit! this is sugar! >> hey, dad, can you hold these for a second? >> what? why are you throwing that at me?
>> catch! >> come on! is that poop? why? what is wrong with you? dammit! quit it! >> dad, catch. >> are you [ bleep ] kidding me right now, man? [ bleep ] you. [ bleep ]. >> daddy, catch. >> thank you. >> catch. >> oh. >> dad. >> catch. >> ow! >> hey, dad, catch. >> hey, how -- that's pretty damn good, isn't it? thank you. it's just what i needed. >> catch.
>> wait -- >> dad, catch. dad, catch. dad, catch. >> knock it off. what's wrong with you? >> jimmy kimmel. why aren't you catching? >> dad? >> you're stoned. you stink like weed. >> catch. >> [ bleep ]. dammit! >> jimmy kimmel said to do it. >> happy father's day. catch. >> what do you have to say to jimmy kimmel, dad? >> hey, mike. [ bleep ] you jimmy kimmel, [ bleep ] you. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> sorry, guys. they're kids. >> hey, dad, catch. >> what the --
all right. go to your room! i don't want that. thanks. that's my stupid son. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show we have music from garbage, from join us, and we'll be right back with jeff bridges. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ when you can take your hands off the wheel to get out of a tight spot. when you can relax with your foot off the brake and stay put. and when you enjoy 400 horsepower that's both smooth and controlled. that's the more human side of engineering. this is the lincoln summer invitation, hurry in now to your dealer for limited time offers! lease an mkc for $289 a month or get 0% apr for 60 months and just announced $1,000 summer invitation bonus.
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>> jimmy: hello there and welcome back. tonight on our show one of the most controversial contestants in the history of "the bachelor." chad, aka bad chad, aka chad the aggro-muscle monster, will chat with us or more specifically me. i need to figure out what is going on with that guy. i really do. and then, this is their new album -- it's called "strange little birds." garbage from the samsung outdoor
stage. tomorrow night liev schreiber will be here. carla gugino will join us, and we'll have music from the head and the heart. and later this week, bill hader, kevin nealon, maria bamford, dj khaled, and music from dnce and alunageorge. please join us for all that. our first guest tonight is one of the great actor/philosophers from this country. you know him from many excellent performances, his latest is in the new movie "hell or high water." it opens august 12th, please say hello to jeff bridges. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. you look very handsome. >> thank you. >> jimmy: very dapper. did you have a good father's day? did your kids do anything terrible to you? >> it's always good to be recognized by your kids. i have three lovely daughters.
they all gave me the gifts and i got to hang out with my youngest one. >> jimmy: nice. my son threw a turkey at my head. >> really? you were mentioning throwing things at your father. you reminded me of one of my favorite father's days with my dad and my brother-in-law, jim. >> jimmy: your dad, the late, great actor lloyd bridges. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. many years ago. he's no longer with us, but this memory remains in my brain pan. jim, my brother-in-law, he thought he'd pull a fast one on my dad, and he and his wife just, my sister just had a newborn baby, and my daughter, isabel, had one of those realistic-looking dolls. he decided he'd play a trick and say look at your granddaughter, and he would -- wouldn't let him
get it into my father's hands. he was kind of winking at me. i thought that's kind of a cruel thing to do to my dad. so he did it. he dropped the baby, and as my dad's going, oh, oh, like this, guy down and i say, heart attack, dad. and my father, you know, caught that. quick, from an acting family. he took that direction and he collapsed on the floor. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> he just about had a bowel movement right there. >> jimmy: the old reverse. >> the old reverse-aroo. >> jimmy: how old were you when you started working with your dad, actually acting with him? >> a kid. unlike a lot of show business parents, he wanted all his kids to go into show biz. i must have been -- well, the first time was 6 months old. >> jimmy: wow. >> i happened to be visiting a set. he took me on the set to visit some friend who was directing,
james kromwell. they needed a baby. take my baby! you see a chubby kid -- >> jimmy: he pulled you out of school and you'd go -- >> yeah. that was the lure. he'd say, you get to get out of school! come on! >> jimmy: your brother, beau, too, i would imagine. >> beau too, the same thing. >> jimmy: and you both started doing movies on your own and getting oscar nominations, was that, for him, that must have pleased him beyond words i would think? >> yeah, and he kind of busted my chops. >> jimmy: in what way? >> we come from kind of a teasing family, as i told you the baby story. my father, i think it was the first time i was nominated. maybe the second, i guess. and he comes up to me and he says, look, jeff, i have an opportunity here that you could maybe really help me out. i said what? he says, well, are you aware of the gremlin cars? and i said yes.
i was told, jeff, that if you will go to the academy awards, the family will go in the gremlin, that they will actually give me a gremlin car. can you help me out? [ laughter ] >> and i'm kind of nervous and anxious, finally i say okay, i'm going to do this. but i get to video, i'm going to video the whole thing. i brought my video camera. it's my brother and my sister, and we're in the backseats, you know, and my mother, she's shoved in the front. and she knows. she can tell by my attitude that i'm going to pull something crazy. and we just had a wonderful time. it was like a bunch of clowns getting out of the little car. i'm videoing the whole thing, and army archer is -- i'm videoing it. >> jimmy: wow. did he get to keep the gremlin? >> i don't think he did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> no. i think the next thing he pulled it on some electric car or something. i think he was just busting my chops.
>> jimmy: wow. that's a funny thing to do. you seem like such a relaxed guy. do you ever get upset or agitated? do you flip out on-set or anything like that? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you do? >> when you say that i think of one time that i totally flipped out. >> jimmy: when was it? >> it was on "crazy heart". >> jimmy: okay, oh wow. >> in that movie i was a country singer. the original script, i was supposed to be an incredible guitarist. they backed off on that on the final product. i had my dear friend steven bruten, who was an incredible guitarist. he helped me all through the movie. i had an idea and i executed it with an iphone, and it worked seamlessly, and i got -- i got to show you this thing. >> jimmy: yeah. should i take off my clothes? [ laughter ] >> no, no. stand up for a second.
remember as a kid where you'd put your hands behind your back, and i go like this. >> jimmy: okay. >> so i tell my buddy to do that, and the camera just avoids that tough part and goes on his hands and comes up to my face and then goes to the other hand. he's just whaling like this. you know? and then they go up to my face, and he, you know, steps out and i learn one kind of cool lick, and the camera pulls back, and it's seamless. you just saw it. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> it was a low-budget movie. and they get to that scene, they say jeff, we're not going to be able to do it. i said what are you talking about? come on. they said we're not kidding, and i just freaked out, i just blew it. i locked my -- swear, dropped f-bombs, locked myself in the trailer. you know, and i'm looking at myself in the mirror and i start to laugh. i said, what are you doing? >> jimmy: that sounds about right. >> then i come and apologize. you know. >> jimmy: this one, i don't know if you had anybody behind you
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this is what they call white man's intuition. >> sometimes a blind pig finds a truffle. [ sirens ] >> my word. we're going to need our s.w.a.t. unit up here. >> jimmy: jeff bridges! "hell or high water" opens in theaters august 12th. that's a good movie. it's an exciting movie. >> yeah. taylor sheraton wrote "sicario," i don't know if you saw it. he knows how to write. >> jimmy: it's a thriller and exciting but also funny. who is your co-star?
>> gil birmingham. what a cast. ben foster, chris pine. great team. >> jimmy: you and gil drive around in the car, and you kind of make fun -- mostly you make fun of him. he's mexican american and native american as well, and you guys -- now, was that all scripted? or was that reparte? >> all that was pretty much scripted. our director, david mckenzie, he encouraged a lot of improvisation. gil and i have a great time doing some of that. what you see on the screen is pretty much taylor's words. gil was just terrific to work with. i come from a family, as i pointed out the story that we're into teasing, and sometimes teasing can be quite cruel. >> jimmy: yeah. some people don't know what to make of it. they come from nice families. i can't relate to that. [ laughter ] my mother, and she hates when i tell this story, would lay on the ground and pretend to be dead until we cried. [ laughter ]
>> that's a good one. >> jimmy: and unfortunately for her, years later, i wound up with a television show, and i tell the story about once every six weeks. when you're at home watching tv, presuming that you even do, do you ever happen upon one of your movies and stop and watch it? >> you know, i'm a -- you know, i click the -- you know. just like this. >> jimmy: you watch a little bit? >> i'll come across -- mostly not. i'll come across a movie, watch a couple of scenes, but when i come across "lebowski." [ cheers and applause ] i can't stop. >> jimmy: there's something about that movie. you've been in a lot of great movies. there's something about that movie, you can watch it over and over. >> you keep discovering new things. you know, the brothers, the coen brothers, they're just masters. make it look so easy. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. this is a real good one. it's called "hell or high water." it opens august 12th. jeff bridges, everybody. we'll be right back with bad chad from "the bachelorette."
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back, friends. music from garbage is still to come but right now we have something exclusive and exciting, especially for those of you who love "the bachelorette." out of all the guys this year one stood head and giant shoulders above the rest. his name is chad. his behavior earned the nickname "bad chad." chad went home for good tonight. we assume, we don't know, i guess. that means he's free to chat about his amazing journey. and it was amazing. joining us on our big cisco screen wall of america, say hello to chad johnson. >> how are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. what's your dog's name? i see a dog in the background? >> that's my dog, pumpkin. >> jimmy: does he have any idea you're on television right now? >> i'm not sure if she knows the -- that i've put out there, but i'm pretty sure she's probably cool with it. >> jimmy: have you been watching the show, first of all? >> i actually didn't watch any of the episodes until about a week ago, and then i started to kind of realize when i watched the last one, like, oh, that's why people are saying the things online that they're saying.
that makes a little sense now. >> jimmy: so did you not remember the stuff that happened? [ laughter ] >> yeah, no, i mean -- i mean, when you're in the moment, you say things, you do things, and my thing is like sometimes i'll say things in order to get the result that i want. and it's not always the best thing, but -- >> jimmy: uh-huh. are you as hateable in real life as you appear to be on the show? [ laughter ] >> i mean, i don't think so. i have pretty good interactions with people generally. >> jimmy: okay. and you've not seen tonight's episode yet? >> no, i have haven't seen it yet. >> jimmy: okay. i want to get your thoughts on a clip. this is right after jo jo sent you home. here we go. ♪ [ cheering ] >> it's been a long time coming. the house is ecstatic that chad is gone. did the everyone a favor. i think he's going to be america's hero.
>> jimmy: i mean, chad, does that -- what do you make of that? does that hurt your feelings? does it surprise you? >> um, i mean, honestly, i kind of expected it. i mean, it's pretty hilarious, though. i mean, i get it. like, they took me out, good job. you sabotaged me, bro. >> jimmy: after you left, there was that celebration, and one of the people that wasn't in the celebration was daniel who was your friend on the show. are you friends in real -- are you continuing to be friends with daniel? >> yeah. we message every day. i mean, we talk, sometimes his messages make sense. sometimes they don't. either way, it's hilarious and great to talk to the guy. >> jimmy: so you did find love in a way, on the show. friendship. >> i guess. if you want to say that. >> jimmy: aaron roger's brother jordan is on the show. >> great guy. really great guy. love him. >> jimmy: you told him after the show was over you were going to go to his house and beat him up, or something.
is that still the plan? will you be traveling? >> look, i mean, it's not like i would do that. obviously i have people that do those type of things. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you have a team of assassins at your disposal. so that was just -- you were -- that was just trash talk, i guess? >> no. at that point i was just joking with him and trying to get him to be quiet. you don't know what to say. when somebody literally -- there's a point where like i couldn't even sleep in the next room, they were talking about me so much. and so i literally was just like, how crazy do i have to go until maybe they'll think i'm insane and they'll just start to leave me alone. >> jimmy: so you pretended to be a despicable jerk so that everyone would think you were a despicable jerk, and now everyone thinks you're a despicable jerk? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm pretty good at it. >> jimmy: that's a bad plan, chad. has this helped your -- i know you're a realtor. you sell real estate. has this been good for your business?
>> surprisingly, i've got an lot of business off this. >> jimmy: okay, all right. that's good, i guess. >> hey, i'll tell you this. you don't want to be on the other side of a negotiation table with me. >> jimmy: i wouldn't even want to be in the house with you, to be honest. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: are you worried you'll have trouble dating as a result of people seeing you on the show? >> no. i mean, at the end of the day it is a show. you know. so -- i mean -- things are amplified. you know? we try to be ourselves and who we are, but at the same time whoever you are is amplified up about a million times. >> jimmy: today you posted something on instagram i want to ask you about. it's a photograph, if we can put that up, you kissing the ex-girlfriend of robby, one of the guys in the house. how did this happen? and why did this happen? >> you know, i mean, we were traveling and we happened to see each other, and things went from there.
>> jimmy: was it a real thing or was it like, oh it would be funny to put this on instagram? >> it started off as we were friends making jokes about it, but, i mean, we -- i don't know. i don't want to make any judgments or say where it's going to go. >> jimmy: again, you may have found love as a result of this show. it's possible that in a roundabout way you did. you are -- are you hoping to be the bachelor? is that something that you would like? >> i mean, obviously i am still single. i am still looking for love. i think being the bachelor would be amazing to have a choice from a group of absolutely beautiful women. but -- i don't know. i feel like at this point i was possibly portrayed as a little too crazy to be that person. >> jimmy: so you don't think -- you are going to be on "bachelor in paradise." that is something we have to look forward to. >> i hope, yes. >> jimmy: then potentially "bachelor in prison" if you go visit his house.
[ cheers and applause ] >> that can be a new segment. yeah, i'm so excited. >> jimmy: i'm sorry you didn't get along with the guys in the house. i hope this turns out to be a positive thing for you in your life. maybe you'll look at it and reflect and go, pumpkin, maybe the two of us need to get along with people better. either way, i hope it works out for you. >> i got my girl here. >> jimmy: thank you for taking time out of your workout schedule to be here with us. that's chad johnson, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> nice talking to you. >> jimmy: thank you, chad. look for him on "bachelor in paradise." we'll be right back with music from garbage. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung.
>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank jeff bridges, chad johnson, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him tonight. "nightline" is next but first, their album is called "strange little birds," here with the song "empty," garbage! [ cheers and applause ]
♪ ♪ ♪ i've been feeling so frustrated i'll never be as great as i want to be ♪ ♪ everyone that i run into the ones you always seem so into what's wrong with me they all seem to know ♪ ♪ exactly what it is they want they pass me they smile as they go ♪ ♪ so i work at staying patient good things come to those that wait or so they say ♪ ♪ i am so empty you're all i'm thinking about about oh oh about