tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC November 15, 2016 11:35pm-12:37am EST
sponsored by... >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, casey affleck. from "dancing with the stars," laurie hernandez. judge james and music from garth brooks. and now, while we're at it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome. thank you. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. it's very, very sweet. i hate to start with bad news but that's the way it has to be
sometimes. i don't know if you heard but "people" magazine today named the sexiest man alive this year, and once again for the 35th year in a row, i was not it. [ laughter ] i'm taking it pretty hard. the sexy man alive for 2016, i'll give you a hint, he is one of the men in this photograph. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: gguillermo? was it you? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: it wasn't. it wasn't him, it was the other guy, dwayne johnson, our guest last night, the sexiest man alive. either that or he's a serial killer. it's hard to tell. i think that would be a bigger story. you think that good luck sexy hug you gave him last night took him over the top? >> guillermo: yes, that was it. >> jimmy: that was. dwayne johnson is pmsma. for the third year in a row people's sexiest man dead is -- grover cleveland, that's right.
the bushy moustache put him over the top. speaking of the sexiest man alive, sitting in with our band tonight, the great and powerful garth brooks. [ cheers and applause ] >> very sweet! i want you to know i voted for you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> i voted for you. >> jimmy: i appreciate your support, thank you. garth will be here tomorrow night too. we have a big outdoor concert tomorrow. we're closing down the block behind our theater. if you want to come, go to our website at the bottom of screen, you can't just show up, you have to go to the website, that way we can make sure you don't have bedbugs. we'll get it all set up. garth brooks is with us all night tonight and tomorrow night as well. [ cheers and applause ] you know, donald trump has been getting some big-league congratulatory calls this week. from presidents clinton, george w. bush, george h.w. bush, jeb
bush called him, billy bush, hannah ka bush, the bushes all called. yesterday he heard from the creme de la creme lin himself, russian president vladimir putin called him on the phone. trump said next time he definitely wants to hire a translator because he didn't understand the whole thing. but trump and putin agreed to continue to speak over the telephone and eventually they're going to meet face to face. does this sound like a couple world leaders or two lonely people who just met on tinder? i'm sure you're aware there laugh been protests every day since the election in new york, chicago, seattle, l.a. this is from orlandportland, or. a local news channel uncovered very annoying information about some of the protesters who got locked up. >> more tan half of those arrested over the weekend didn't vote. we got the list of the 113 who were arrested and took it to elections officials who checked voter logs. 34 of those protesters were registered in oregon, but didn't return their ballot.
another 34 weren't even registered to vote. >> jimmy: great. [ laughter ] that's terrific. maybe instead of making picket signs you should be working on a time machine so you can go back to last month and register to peat like p. diddy told you to! [ cheers and applause ] how many celebrity reminders did there have to be? closer to home a major arrest was made in l.a. county over the weekend. >> residents of los angeles county resting a little easier after the arrest of this man. he's accused of repeatedly blowing an air horn that sounds like a train. >> jimmy: i predict that man will be our president in four years. you know, in addition to my duties as talk show host, i am also a judge, a very tough judge, right? >> guillermo: that's right. >> jimmy: one of the toughest judges around. from time to time my bailiff guillermo and i hear cases, real cases we find in small claims court with real litigates who inexplicably agree to have their fate on ruled on justly by none
other than judge james. >> this is the believe ami moore. he claims he ordered two custom suits and three pairs of pants and that the defendant's delivery was late and defective. he's suing for $1720. this is the defendant, august tan. he maintains the order was completed in a timely manner and that things only got unfortunately when the defendant became hot under the collar. it's the case of "the tardy taylor and his unsuitable suits." >> guillermo: race your right hand. >> what you are about to witness is real. the participants are not actors. they're actual litigants with a case pending in civil courts. body parties have agreed to drop their claims to have their case decided here by judge james. >> jimmy: you may be seed. >> guillermo: that was my job. >> jimmy: sorry, go ahead. >> guillermo: you can sit down now.
litigants has been strained, your. >> jimmy: the what? >> guillermo: litigants. >> jimmy: have been what? >> guillermo: sane in your honor. >> jimmy: sworn in? >> guillermo: you understand. >> jimmy: you're suing mr. tan for $1720, the amount you paid the defendant to make two custom suits and three pairs of slacks you claim were delivered late, improperly, and overall made defective. >> he doesn't deliver anything. >> jimmy: mr. tan, you claim the garments were well made, you went above and beyond to meet the plaintiff's demands, but he was unreasonably picky and disrespectful, correct? >> yes. >> jimmy: mr. mor, tell us what happened. >> i want to do two custom suits in his shop. i know his shop before it would be there. it was a real honor, mr. lee -- >> jimmy: the real owner? >> yeah. he is rental. >> jimmy: you're a rental? >> yeah he rent the place. mr. lee is old guy, probably
retired, did and you rent from him. >> jimmy: do you think there's any possibility he murdered mr. lee? [ laughter ] let me ask who's this gentleman? your stylist? >> he's my witness. >> jimmy: your witness. >> yeah. when i bought the fabric. >> jimmy: what is your name, sir? >> alan leash. >> jimmy: alan, what did you witness exactly? >> well, we went to downtown los angeles and -- >> jimmy: are you lovers? [ laughter ] >> what? >> guillermo: sir, answer the judge. >> office manager. >> jimmy: your office manager. sometimes there are office relationships but go on. >> okay, so we went the day after he arranged to make these suits, we went to downtown los angeles and bought some fabric for the suits to bring back to the tailor. >> jimmy: that's fun. did you guys have lunch? >> no. >> jimmy: no lunch, okay. if you had had lunch, what would you have had? >> maybe a pastrami sandwich. >> jimmy: pastrami sandwich, okay. mr. tan. is anything that he's saying incorrect? >> couple of things. first of all, i did not murder
mr. lee. [ laughter ] i bought the store from mr. lee, he's retired. >> jimmy: i see. like retired retired? >> physically retired. >> jimmy: physically retired? >> his mind's still functioning. >> i see. >> actually i feel really thankful to my first customer -- >> jimmy: you were his first customer? he was your first customer, why did it take so long to make the suit? >> regular time takes six to eight weeks. i told him. >> jimmy: okay. >> i did order there two suit with mr. lee, it take him exactly three weeks, i got both of them. >> jimmy: but mr. lee's dead, he's been murdered. [ laughter ] >> he's not dead, not dead, poor guy. >> jimmy: he's gone. >> this suit i finished after christmas, exactly as he -- >> after christmas? after may you finish it. >> jimmy: that's after christmas. way after christmas. [ laughter ] >> yeah, christmas is -- because when i told him i'm going to sue you, nothing was done. >> jimmy: alan what do you think about all this?
whose side are you on, first of all? >> ami's side, of course. >> jimmy: is that because you work for him? >> no. it's because the suit didn't fit. >> jimmy: did you see him in the suit? >> no. >> jimmy: how do you know the suit didn't fit? remember, you're under oath here. >> i guess you're right, i guess it's all based on what i've heard. >> jimmy: of course i'm right. i think the best way to go about this is for you to try the suit on so we can look at it and see how it fits. ♪ >> jimmy: i'll inform the court that mr. mor has now removed his pants. [ laughter ] he is in -- currently in his underpants. would you mind putting the jacket on as well so we can see the whole ensemble?
mr. mor, would you mind spinning around? >> you see? >> jimmy: i'm going to consult with an expert here, my personal stylist. rod fee? rodney? >> guillermo: rodney? >> jimmy: rodney is an emmy award-winning costume designer. do me a favor and examine this suit and give me your professional opinion of the fit. >> okay. i think it is a little too big right here. shoulders seem fine. the back. can i see the back? the back of the jacket looks good. it's a bit of an altraition, it's not -- >> is defect. is not right. >> in my opinion, it is not defective, it's just a little alteration there. the pants -- approximates brand new, he made it brand new. >> jimmy: mr. mor, i'm going to take your original pants into my chambers and i'll be back with a ruling. >> will judge james side with this fashionable fireplug? or rule in favor of this lawsuit maker? when will alan get his pastrami? and who the hell is this?
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you're addicted to love ♪ >> jimmy: garth brooks sitting in with the cletones all night tonight. later on casey affleck and laurie hernandez on the way. first apple is testing out what might be their next big thing, saying this could be even bigger than the apple watch. does anyone have one of those? no? okay. [ laughter ] the next big thing is augmented reality glasses. i learned today augmented reality is different from virtual reality. virtual reality creates a new world. augmented reality gives a normal reality kind of like a boob job, like a little -- it adds to. [ laughter ] i have to say i don't think i need augmented reality. regular reality is already more than can handle right now. do they have glasses that cut the reality back a little? because i'd like to reduce my daily amount of reality to about, i don't know, 40%. [ laughter ] i guess it's exciting. apple is saying this could be the most advanced technology a baby ever grabs and throws off your face. [ laughter ] meanwhile, on december 1st, nike
puts the shoe we've been waiting for since we were kids on sale. it's inspired by the movie "back to the future 2." this is it, the hyperadept 1.0, available for $720, a self-lacing shoe. the laces are powered by a rechargeable battery. which you know, just this money i was thinking, i feel like i don't have enough items that need to be charged in my house. [ laughter ] i can't wait to hear somebody say, sorry i'm late, i had to charge my shoes. [ laughter ] anyway, after 27 years "back to the future 2," has come true, self-lacing sneakers, hoverboards, and a president biff, so good news. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, this is clothing-related as well. a woman in new york is suing the store zara because after she bought a dress there, well, you'll see what she found. >> kalie feisel noticed a
pungent odor. then she noticed a loose string. she says when she touched it she realized it wasn't a string, it was actually a dead rat's leg. >> jimmy: well. fivel goes vest. [ laughter ] it's kind of unfair to sue the store that sold the clothes, though, isn't it? they didn't make that thing. maybe the rat should be suing the woman for kidnapping, you know? [ laughter ] i'll tell you something, if kanye west sewed a rat into a pair of adidas, people would be sleeping on the sidewalk to buy it. [ laughter ] all right, speaking of fashion-related legal news, it's time to return to our courtroom where judge james is ready to rule. >> this fired-up fancy man says the defendant's suits were custom crapola. this defensive designer disagrees. and this loyal employee is ready for lunch. judge james is about to rule. let's listen. >> jimmy: first of all, i want to say, i am wearing your pants. [ laughter ]
and i like the way they fit, thank you. >> guillermo: you can sit down now. >> jimmy: yes. alan, when you order a pastrami sandwich, how does it come what kind of bread to you order it on? >> rye. >> jimmy: i like that, okay. mr. tan. first of all, two suits, three pairs of slacks, $1,700, seems like a very reasonable price for me. i have to say, mr. mor, you are not -- you've not had the benefit of a mirror but i thought you looked pretty good in that suit. it does need some alterations. i have consulted with rodney and he has volunteered to fix the suit for you. he is an emmy-winning costume designer so he will alter the suits properly. i'd also like to have a moment of silence for mr. lee. [ laughter ] who was brutally murdered. by mr. tan's mother. [ laughter ]
i rule in favor of the defendant. and i'm keeping these pants. >> sal: judge james has rendered his verdict. let's talk to the plaintiff mr. mor and good friend alan. you're an aficionado of pastrami. we have a sandwich for you. i'd like to see you render your verdict on this sandwich. it's not rye as you're used to but take a bite. get in there. okay? what do you think? you like that? be honest. >> i think it's got too much fat, i prefer leaner pastrami. >> sal: get out of here, go, both of you. >> on the next "judge james" -- >> what is the purpose of this meditation? >> to meditate on. >> you're picky for a guy who doesn't button his shirt, i'll tell you that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a good show for you tonight. garth brooks is here. olympic champion and "dancing
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>> jimmy: garth brooks sitting in with the cletones. they are playing songs from "garth brooks: the ultimate collection." i'll let you in on a secret, garth and i have been working on music together, we'll reveal that project tomorrow night. we had a good day working together, we really had chemistry. >> you're a stud, you've missed your calling. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] >> you're a songwriter. >> jimmy: i've heard that before, but not in context of something good. so thank you very much. [ laughter ] also later on from the amazon music stage, garth has a new song from his forthcoming album "gun slinger." that is tonight. tomorrow night we are closing down a sizable chunk of this city of hollywood for garth brooks in concert. if you want to come see garth live, go to 1iota.com for tickets, they're free. join us for that tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] you know our first guest from "gone baby gone," "oceans
11-13," the subject of stellar reviews for the new movie "manchester by the sea." >> hey, you want to keep it down you [ muted ] morons, my kids are sleeping. >> i am so sorry. >> sorry. >> i -- mean -- >> you want to get these [ muted ] pinheads out of my house, please? >> yeah, i do. i really do. >> she can't talk to us that way. >> yeah. >> who is she? >> hey! i'm not [ muted ] around! >> jimmy: "manchester by the sea" opens friday. please say hello to casey affleck! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that was nice. there you go, that's nice. garth thinks he just hugged jesus, though. [ laughter ] how you doing? >> they told me you were going to be nice when i came out here. started right in. i don't go around looking like this, this is for a movie. >> jimmy: i sent you an e-mail today, i saw your movie, you are really great in the movie and that's a fact. it's a simple fact. so i sent you an e-mail saying, i thought you were really great in the movie, the movie is really great. and your response was what? what did you write back? >> i wrote back, "unsubscribe." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's all. you know it's funny. last week my dad sent me a video that was stupid, and i wrote back to him, "unsubscribe." then i thought about it all night. oh, was that too mean?
nah, it's not too mean. then i got it and i felt like a [ bleep ]. >> i thought i made that joke up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, maybe you did. i did too. [ laughter ] will it make you uncomfortable when i say that i believe you will get nominated for an academy award for this? [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks for asking. no, i like it, say it again, try again. >> jimmy: it seems like you would enjoy the process and whatever of being nominated for an academy award less than almost anybody i know. is that true? >> i mean -- i don't know who you know, but you know what, that reminds me. last time i was on the show with you, we talked about how maybe we might hang out sometime. >> jimmy: right, right. >> you said like we should get together. >> jimmy: yes. >> seemed like you liked me. [ laughter ] then you sent me an invitation to a gathering at your house.
>> jimmy: yeah, yeah, i did, yeah. >> and i didn't make it. >> jimmy: yeah, i know you didn't come. you said you were going to come, then you didn't come. >> something came up. [ laughter ] i haven't seen you since then, if you send me another invitation, i'll come. probably. >> jimmy: all right, all right. i'm not gonna, though. i'm not going to fall into that trap, how stupid do i look? i got an "unsubscribe" from you today. you are officially unsubscribed. >> i'm not going to share your response to me e-mail. >> jimmy: yes, that's probably a good idea. this film, for those who don't know -- people haven't seen the movie yet. it's very heavy. the clip we showed -- >> it's a ping-pong picture, that's what it is. [ laughter ] my audition was endless rounds of ping-pong. go ahead. >> jimmy: maybe it was. your friend, not mine, matt damon, is one of the producers of this movie. [ laughter ] >> right. >> jimmy: originally he was going to star in the movie and maybe direct the movie, is that true? >> he was going to direct the
movie. he'd asked the writer to write it for him so that he could direct the movie. then another friend of mine, not yours, john krasinski -- >> jimmy: he's more my friend than yours. >> that's not what he said. >> jimmy: he did? i'm learning a lot of terrible things tonight. >> then turned out really well so the guy wrote it and we took it. we made it without them knowing. >> jimmy: okay. >> just went and made it so they couldn't make it. now it's made and we're the guys who made it. >> jimmy: i would love it so much if you won an oscar for a movie, a role that matt opted out of. [ laughter ] how sweet would that be? >> i know. >> jimmy: i'm going to make it my mission for the next three months to see to it, to do everything in my power to make sure that happens. >> yeah, he passes on all the good ones. >> jimmy: he does and he does stupid things. all the time. [ laughter ] >> it's just big action movies. >> jimmy: so stupid. >> has he been on your show? >> jimmy: no. he's been backstage. he's backstage right now. [ laughter ] >> you know, the kid was in the music with me, lucas hedges, he's going to come on your show.
>> jimmy: he's great. >> he's great. he's all right. >> jimmy: he did a great job. >> he told me he's coming on the show, garth don't take this the wrong way, he said, garth brooks is on, do you know who that is? >> jimmy: to you? >> yes. and i said, i do know who that is, the man's a legend, are you telling me you don't know who he is? he said he didn't know. >> jimmy: no! >> i want you to know, hang on. he's like 10 years old. he didn't know hoy was either and i'd done a movie with him. [ laughter ] so he doesn't really know what's going on around him. kids these days. so when he comes here -- >> jimmy: i hope he doesn't see this. >> who are we talking about? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nobody, garth. nobody at all. the director, kenneth lon began, had you worked with him before? >> i did a play with him when i was really young in london.
i'd auditioned for him many times because he's one of my favorite writers and i never got the job. then i heard they were doing his play somewhere else. he lives in new york. i went and auditioned for that. and i got it before he knew that i was getting the role. so i snuck into the play. got the job. then he was stuck with me. >> jimmy: he did a beautiful job directing this movie. because one of the things i really like is how natural -- it might be the most natural and realistic movie i've ever seen in that people's phones are dropping, people are not quite hearing what the other person is saying. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you don't ever see that kind thing in movies. it really made it feel -- have you seen the movie? you never see your movies. >> yes, i've seen it. >> this one you made an exception? >> sometimes i don't see them. >> jimmy: right. >> do you always watch your show? >> jimmy: i never watch the show. but i'm doing more than one show a year. [ laughter ] you understand? if i did one show a year, i would watch it. >> right, okay. yeah. >> jimmy: you don't watch it --
>> maybe you should do one a year. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're not comfortable seeing yourself, right? >> i mean -- sometimes i am, sometimes i'm not. you know, it's like -- i don't always love it. but i saw this. actually, i went to see this, i was at the sundance film festival. you take little movies like this around to film festivals to try to get people to see them. and i was there. i decided i would sit through it. i found an empty chair and i sat and i watched it. i'm in a lot of the movie so sometimes it's not easy to see yourself there. it was made more difficult by the fact that the woman who was sitting next to me, she would watch a scene and then she would just turn and sort of lean into me and look at me. >> jimmy: what? >> which is weird. also she had to get like really close because it was kind of dark. so i just felt -- strange experience. >> jimmy: is it possible she thought the movie was in 3d? [ laughter ] >> that's possible.
that kind of movie. >> jimmy: that is a weird thing to do, yeah. do you go to the movies much? will you go see other people's movies? >> yeah, i go to movies. >> jimmy: did you see your brother in "batman"? [ laughter ] >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: you went to the -- >> thought it was great. >> jimmy: you went to the regular theater? >> you didn't like and it you said bad things bil s about it. i thought it was great. >> jimmy: that's not true but now i feel you're lying and you did not see the movie. >> i saw it, i saw "batman," i know what it is. >> what happens in the end? who's the hero he fights in that movie? do you know? >> he fights -- fights against superman. >> jimmy: that's true, okay. >> anyway. >> jimmy: who wins at the end? >> it's not that kind of movie. [ laughter ] everybody wins. it's an everyone wins kind of a movie. listen, you know what else i did go to? >> jimmy: what did you go to? >> listen to the story. i went to something called a vision summit which is virtual reality and augmented reality. i saw you were talking about that, making jokes about it.
>> jimmy: yeah. >> those were jokes in the monologue? >> jimmy: they were jokes, yeah. [ laughter ] those were jokes in the same way that's a beard. >> it doesn't have to be like that. >> jimmy: come on. what was -- >> it was amazing. the augmented reality stuff is really incredible. >> jimmy: what did they do? >> one thing that they're going to have coming out that i was sort of testing was like a gps. you can hold it up, look at your phone, you're looking through the camera so you see everything that's right in front of you like you're taking a picture. if you held it up on the road in a street, it would show you dots on the road which way to go. that's one example of something -- >> jimmy: you'd see dots? >> instead of having to look to the map and then look back and wonder where am i? you hold it up and it shows you we where to go. not the most exciting application but that was one thing. now i've totally lost -- >> jimmy: you forgot it. >> it was incredible. i had an idea as i was watching you.
>> jimmy: what was it? >> i wanted to have an augmented reality app. because i know guys come on your show and you see them and they look good, you want to know what they're wearing, you're too afraid to ask, maybe this happens. >> jimmy: it's happening right now. >> what if you could hold up your phone as if you were texting or taking a picture and there would be jimmy but it would say what jimmy wearing. >> jimmy: this is something you really want to have? >> i just thought it up. i'm not saying i would use it but i think it would be big -- >> jimmy: i'm thinking you might be right. now that you mentioned it on the air you're screwed. >> no, now i own it, everybody knows it was my idea first. >> jimmy: i don't think that's how it works. kanye west is working on it right now. [ laughter ] he's got a whole r&d team hammering that out. congratulations on the movie. it really is an excellent film. it's called "manchester by the sea." [ cheers and applause ] it opens on friday. casey affleck, everybody! we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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i bet a lot of money to win "dancing with the stars," please welcome laurie hernandez! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: first of all, i appreciate you being here. but i worry that you should be practicing right now. a lot of my money is on the line here. >> wow. okay. well. >> jimmy: we'll do this first, then you get back. >> first of all, thank you for having me, i appreciate it. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. >> second of all, i already had a practice today so don't worry. >> jimmy: sometimes it's nice to practice twice in a day. when somebody, for instance, has theoretically bet, i don't know, $2,500 on you to win. >> okay, if you're betting that much, then you've got to make sure you're voting for me. >> jimmy: oh, believe me. i've got a machine at home that's voting. are you voting for yourself? >> yes! >> jimmy: you're not?
you've got to vote for yourself. >> i am. >> jimmy: you're voting against me if you don't vote for yourself. >> oh my gosh, okay. >> jimmy: are your teammates vote iing for you? >> i would hope so. >> jimmy: do you ask them? tweet them, say vote for me. we've got to get to work on this. your dancing is great no complaints there. perfect 10s this week. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: next week, we'll try to do better next week, okay? [ laughter ] maybe get it up to 11, even a 12. >> 12.5 would help a lot. >> jimmy: has it been easier, harder, about the same as you imagined it would be? you're no stranger to training for an event, obviously. >> yeah, i mean, it's actually been a lot harder than i thought. >> jimmy: it has? >> yeah, just because for gymnastics we have to be barefoot all the time. for dancing we have to go on heel rirs was completely off my center of balance. dancing with a partner, i wasn't used to that. i kept stepping on him. i head butt him the other day. i head butt him in the chest and
elbowed him. yeah. >> jimmy: val? val chir-vos-ski is your partner? [ laughter ] is he a tough pro? >> no, he's a teddy bear. >> jimmy: he is, okay. some teddy bear. a teddy bear with an eight-back. [ laughter ] i don't have teddy bears that look like that in my daughter's crib. let's just say that. [ laughter ] you are getting along? >> yes. >> jimmy: will you wear the high heels in the olympics the next time you compete? now that you know how to operate on them? >> no. >> jimmy: you will not, okay. wouldn't than interesting, though. i guess it would ruin everything. it would poke into the mat. >> poke holes, yeah. >> jimmy: you don't want to do that. would this "dancing with the stars" mirror ball which i'm hoping and i believe you will win, will this be when you display it, will it be next to your olympic medals? >> well, my medals are in a safe at home just because i'm like, no, nobody touch them. but you know, hopefullify get the mirror ball, then i think
i'd want to put it in the center of my house so everyone could see it. but i'd have to ask my mom first. >> jimmy: you still have to ask your mom this kind of stuff? >> yeah, mom's house, mom's rules. >> oh, really, wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's amazing. i have to say, that was not my philosophy at 16. [ laughter ] and i did not win an olympic gold medal, i don't know if you're aware of that, i came away empty-handed. i didn't even make the olympic team believe it or not. >> i don't believe it. >> jimmy: do you do chores and stuff around the house? >> yeah. i mean -- >> jimmy: wow. >> a lot of times i wash the dishes or take out the trash. [ applause ] i've been in l.a. for a while -- >> jimmy: couldn't you say, i'm too small to wash the dishes? >> i mean -- find a way, stand on a box or something. >> jimmy: yeah. >> got to get the job done. >> jimmy: mini trampoline into the dishwasher. >> try this. >> jimmy: you're going to be in the thanksgiving day parade next week, is that right? >> yes. >> jimmy: is that something that excites you? >> yeah, definitely. just because the thanksgiving --
the thanksgiving day parade was something that i had watched every year, like a tradition for us. >> jimmy: we have a tradition at my house. when i was growing up with the thanksgiving pa pennsylvania raid. my dad would come into our rooms and go, the parade is on. my sister is here. she'll vouch for me on this. then we'd go, oh, who cares, we want to sleep! it went something like this. >> that was me to everyone else. guys, the parade is on! everybody was like, let me sleep. >> jimmy: are you still training for the olympics while you're doing this dancing for "dancing with the stars"? >> well, right now i'm taking a little break just so i can fit in post-olympic opportunities. >> i see. >> i do plan on going back. >> jimmy: do you moderately exercise or do these, whatever it is that you guys do? do you keep up with that? or just give it up completely? >> yeah, i try to do as much as i can. but as you know, i'm practicing hard just for you. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's good, i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want you to stay
focused on the mirror ball. remember, a lot of people win olympic gold medals, not that many people win a mirrored ball trophy. it's much, much rarer. [ laughter ] literally hundreds of gold medals were handed out, only one olympic ball so far this year, mirrored ball, rather. thank you so much for practicing on my behalf. [ cheers and applause ] you're in for the cut of the money if it goes as i hope it will. >> that's nice. i'll practice more hours. >> jimmy: yes, practice more hours. this won't even come out of your allowance, i'll just give you cash right there on the side. the live two-night "dancing with the stars" finals begin monday night here on abc. laurie hernandez, everybody! our champion! we'll be right back with music from garth brooks. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by amazon music unlimited. start your free trial at amazon.com/unlimited.
laurie hernandez. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. night lip is next, first the album is called "gun slinger." here with the song "baby let's lay down and dance," garth brooks! ♪ ♪ ♪ i get this feeling that i can't explain every time i see your face or hear your name ♪ ♪ i just go crazy thinking baby this may be my chance what would you say to me if i said baby ♪ ♪ let's lay down and dance ♪ i got to tell you, girl you drive me wild every time i see you dance i see that smile ♪
♪ my world gets hazy and i'm moving like i'm in a trance ♪ ♪ whoa i know it's crazy but, baby let's lay down and dance ♪ ♪ when it comes to love my heart is black and it's blue ♪ ♪ swore i was through with romance but girl you're something and i'm counting on you ♪ ♪ you're my brand new second chance ♪ ♪ my friends all tell me that i'm not your kind they say i better pray your love is blind ♪ ♪ you got to save me i'm a victim of your circumstance ♪ ♪ whoa i know it's crazy but, baby let's lay down and dance ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ when it comes to love my heart is black and it's blue swore i was through with romance but girl you're something and i'm counting on you you're my brand new second chance ♪ i got to tell you, girl you drive me wild i've never known no one with quite your style ♪ ♪ i'm going crazy thinking baby, this may be my chance what would you say to me if i said baby ♪ ♪ let's lay down and dance ♪ girl, i know it's crazy but baby let's lay down and dance ♪
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