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aging. while hillary actually went there to drop off bernie sanders. [ laughter ] and so, they ran into each other. donald trump was also busy campaigning here in new york. and i noticed in a speech he gave yesterday that it seems like he doesn't even need people to come to his rallies anymore. take a look at this. >> we love donald trump, and he'll protect us, and he'll be great to women. i promise that i, on tuesday, will vote for donald trump and will make this country great again. donald, you're the greatest in the world. you're the only one that can fill an arena without a guitar, meaning without music. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter and applause ] "that's right! that's why i, donald trump, am endorsing donald trump for president." [ applause ] "donald trump is the greatest donald ever donald the trump." [ laughter ]
who is still in the race. [ laughter ] for the republican nomination. he actually attended a town hall here in new york last night where he was talking about kids in school. and he had something pretty interesting to say. take a look. >> one of the most important people you can find in the school is the janitor or the lunch lady, because those are the people that kids feel safe talking to. and revealing their deepest, darkest -- darkest kind of fears. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nothing is more comforting than a school janitor who's like, "tell me your darkest fears." [ laughter and applause ] okay. what? call the police if that happens. >> steve: we saw him with the janitor. >> jimmy: what are you talking about? that story again, john kasich was a nerd in high sl,
clearly. "will you go to the prom with me, [ h er it does seem like everyone's weighing in on the ethe days. in fact, the director of the cia says that no matter who the next president is, the agency will not use waterboarding ever again. yeah. instead, he's come up with a a new way to torture people. turn off the wifi when they visit their parents' house. [ laughter ] [ applause ] check my twitter! of course, the big election news today is speaker of the house paul ryan, who gave a a formal speech to clarify that he is definitely not running for president after no one believed him the last time he said it. [ light laughter ] check this out. >> we have too much work to do in the house to allow this speculation to swirl or to have my motivations questioned. so let me be clear. i do not want, nor will i accept the nomination for our party.
>> jimmy: you know he's going to run. [ laughter ][ applause ] meanwhile, trump was like, "another one bites the dust. even people not running are dropping out of the race." [ laughter ] [ applause ] this made me laugh. an analyst for msnbc tried to draw a map of america to help explain the election to his viewers. but looked like he drew something else. take a look at this. >> let me see if i can get this here. >> work your magic. >> look at the states that are going to come. it didn't actually work, there. >> it's good, it's a blank slate. we can do whatever we want to do. >> all right, well, you know what i'm gonna do? i'm gonna draw a map of the united states here. this is my crude version of a a map of the united states. now, here's the thing. how's this play out? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: honey, put the kids to sleep. >> steve: that's nuts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's no -- it's more t
more than that. more than that. ♪ all right. >> steve: e-lections. >> jimmy: election. >> steve: thoughimt i heec >> steve: he was showinga a new poll. >> jimmy: think they would invest -- yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: new poll. >> jimmy: someone's ahead, someone's ahead. someone's ahead in the poll. >> steve: the staff is here. he's been debriefed. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. you think they'd invest in a a map at that network. whatever. this is not good here. [ laughter ] a starbucks customer in florida was just in the news because apparently, when he ordered a a grande white mocha, the barista labeled it, "diabetes, here i come." on the bright side, it was the first time that "diabetes, here i come" ever had his name spelled correctly on a a starbucks cup. [ applause ] it's a tricky name. not that common of a name. this is interesting. researchers in california found that 74% of mothers coes
that they like one child better than another.hter nd applause ] i read that hoarding is getting worse in the u.s. hoarding. [ laughter ] no, hoarding. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: hoarding is getting worse in the u.s. and affects over 15 million americans. of course, it might be higher now, because i read that in a a newspaper that i've been saving since 2003. [ laughter ] [ applause ] but i mean -- what am i supposed to put down if i paint the house? >> steve: you never know when you're going to need it. >> jimmy: and finally, here's a a local story here. robbers drilled a hole through a bank ceiling in brooklyn over the weekend and stole more than $280,000. police are looking for someone who knows brooklyn and has a a reason to attack banks. and -- oh, my god, it was bernie sanders. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show, everybody. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ]
♪ >> jimmy: welcome, everybody. we've got a fun, fun show tonight. such a good lineup. before we get to the -- you guys all know our very own questlove, one of the hardest working people in the business. [ cheers and applause ] we love him. co-founder the roots. he just won his fourth grammy for his work on the broadway hit "hamilton." [ cheers and applause ] yes. today, he released his third book, "something to food about." he's our resident foodie as well. and he has interviews with chefs from across the country about their personal histories and innovations in food. it's a fantastic read if you love food. yeah, look at that. dang. i mean, there's so many good gems in here. and you just ask good questions, too. which is -- i don't know where [ laughter ]
>> questlove: who could that have been? >> jimmy: anyway, it's a really fun read and it's great.] >> jimmy: it's called "something to food about." pick up a copy wherever books are sold. guys, we have a big week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, ice cube will be here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: got the new "barbershop" out there. later this week, hugh laurie will be here. >> steve: oh, i love me some hugh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: funny dude. senator ted cruz will be here. and mr. new york himself, robert de niro will be joining us. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and we have music from future. so you don't want to miss it. it's a good week. but first, we have a giant show tonight. one of the most talented, funniest people around. i just saw a clip of the new season, but already, it's unbelievable. i'm crying. from "inside amy schumer", the very funny amy schumer is here tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and appe
>> jimmy: we love her!ous. later in the show, amy and i are going to play a fun game called "explain this photo." [ laughter ] plus, this guy's a great writer and director. one of my all-time faves. his new movie, "everybody wants some", is in theaters now, and it is fantastic. richard linklater is stopping by. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good soundtrack, too. and, speaking of soundtracks, we have great music tonight. ladies and gentlemen, zara larsson is here. [ cheers and applause ] want a taste? >> steve: yeah, bust off a a piece. >> jimmy: want a taste of zara larsson? take a sip. ♪ never forget you and you always be on my mind ♪ >> jimmy: that's it. that's all right there. [ cheers ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: because she's here tonight. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: we're rocking out to her. [ cheers and applause ] that's how fun it is.
>> jimmy: yeah, she's great. ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ that's right, the new york primaries are one week away. all the presidential candidates are here trying to win votes. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of campaigning in new york. here we go. pro -- bernie sanders was able to get "hamilton" tickets from a guy he knew. con -- the guy he knew is alexander hamilton. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: they go way back. >> steve: they go way, way back. >> jimmy: way back. >> steve: wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they get very, very hard. >> steve: they're hard. they're hard. >> jimmy: they're tricky. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: pro -- donald trump was born in queens. con -- his hair was born in the bronx zoo.
[ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: google it.erimmywhy w your ears? >> steve: i can't hear you, there's in >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: why couldn't you hear me? >> steve: because there was wax in my ears. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, sorry. >> steve: donald -- you won't be seeing any of this tonight. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro -- ted cruz went bird watching in central park. con -- i.e., he waved at new yorkers as they gave him the finger. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, well there you go. watching birds. >> jimmy: it happens. what are you going to do? >> steve: forget about it. >> jimmy: pro -- feeling the bern. con -- after using the bathroom at port authority. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: that can happen. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: that can happen. >> steve: right. std.
no, dvimat oh, you like "frozen?" >> steve: i love "frozen." it's my favorite movie of all ? >> steve: what? i go home, i watch my "frozen." >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, no. i tell you what. you got to watch it on hdtv. >> steve: oh, no. i got standard def. >> jimmy: yeah, you're a total fool. >> steve: i'm a fool. i got to get some monster cables. >> jimmy: oh, you got to get those monster cables! >> steve: oh, hdmi cables! put it in! >> jimmy: or else you're a a total idiot. >> steve: if i don't, i'm a a buffoon! i watch "frozen" on there. let it snow, baby! >> jimmy: oh, dvd. blu-ray! >> steve: blu-ray. >> jimmy: dvd. >> steve: dvd! [ quack ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro -- hearing john kasich jokingly say, "you talking to me?" con -- hearing a reporter say, "yes." and him going, "oh, my god, really? this never happened before. what do i do? wh dati o do?" [ applause ]
oh, well, i love everything."po supporters in queens. con -- which explains the new slogan, "yas, queens." >> steve: oh, snap. >> jimmy: and finally, pro -- for extra security at his rallies, donald trump hired the toughest, most intimidating guy he knows. con -- times square elmo. [ laughter ] there he is right there. that's the "pros & cons." we'll be right back with amy schumer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ to those who don't run from mud...but through it. who know it wasn't a day at the beach... unless someone got buried. to the fullbacks... gearheads... and those with green thumbs. to the sticky... the stinky... even those who get a little icky. to all the beautiful mess makers,
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talking about. that's how you make an entrance. yes. yes. yes. yes. thank you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: oh, i am so happy that you're back on the show. >> you have no idea. >> jimmy: really? >> i am so psyched to be here. >> jimmy: thanks. >> what? i can't. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> i can't tonight. we always like -- we always sit like -- and i can't. i can't. >> jimmy: what do you mean? [ laughter ] don't sit like -- -- don't sit like -- that's not how you sit. amy, amy, that's not how you sit. that's not how you sit.
>> it's an exciting time for women in comedy.: nonout tt. you look gorgeous.. >> thank you, jimmy. thank you. >> jimmy: that doesn't seem genuine. it doesn't seem like you're -- it seems like -- it seems like you're being ingenuous. >> for those of you who don't know who i am, i'm a famous plus-sized model. >> jimmy: oh, congratulations. by the way -- >> use that shot. >> jimmy: don't use it. i know what you're talking about. i heard about this. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your name was on the cover of "glamour" magazine. >> mm-hmm, "glamour." >> jimmy: that's not how people -- that's not how -- is that hurting your feet at all? >> stop not looking at me. you're not making eye contact with me. [ laughter ]
t yi >> i was -- i logl but, what i learned is that people really don't like being classified by plus-sized. we don't need these labels. we don't need them. you know it should just say what size you are. right, why? [ cheers and applause ] why? >> jimmy: i love how you're committing to this. >> jimmy after "trainwreck" i gained a little bit of weight. >> jimmy: no, you did not. >> i did. because you know i found out -- >> jimmy: since "trainwreck" at all? i don't remember. >> no, thank you for the congratulations e-mails i got. that would have been cool. >> jimmy: it's so good to see you. >> it's so good to be back. >> jimmy: so nice to see you. >> it's so good to be back here. >> jimmy: you know what? i met your boyfriend backstage. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's a very nice gentleman. >> isn't he nice? >> jimmy: he is. i think he's cool.
enjoying -- . we're really good. the -- we -- we met and like totally fell in love. it's been really good. it became viral internet like news. >> jimmy: everywhere. >> right? and because i think because he's really cute and i think people were like, what? like he has all his teeth? like people were shocked. [ laughter ] they were shocked! >> jimmy: he has all his teeth. but have you met his mom? >> i met his whole family. they're great. and i told them, like, journalists are going to call you because it's what they do. and they're going to come to the house. and they did. and his family is so nice. they live in illinois. his mom is the most excited person you'll ever meet in your life. she's just like everything is like oh and her name's deb. and she's like "oh, my god." she's like the girl -- do you know the girl on "the bachelor" whenever they walk into a hotel room, they act like they've never seen one before? they're like ooh! a couch. 'r
you know what i mean? and she's like that at dinner. she's like bottled water? >> jimmy: that's cute. >> it's really cute. so i told her, deb, they're going to call you. just say no comment. she's like, "oh, i got it, aim. don't you worry, not a a problem." not even ten minutes later, i get a google alert that says time magazine, deb was like "i've never heard of her before in my life." [ laughter ] went too far deb. >> jimmy: don't take it too far deb. >> don't take it too far deb. >> jimmy: you got to be so proud. >> she's so sweet. >> jimmy: you're just hitting home run pal. congratulations on everything. >> thank you. i made good choices. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if you're watching at home and everything is pixilated, this is amy schumer by the way. that's who you're looking at. there you go. there she is.
>> jimmy: i do want to say that >> yes. >> jimmy: it kind of feels great. >> it feels so good. yes! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: any comedian. any comedian, that's a giant deal. >> it is. >> jimmy: that's a big -- how big -- is that the biggest room you've ever played? >> they seat, i just found out, one billion people. >> jimmy: yeah, that's -- no, i don't think that's correct. >> yep, one billion people. i'm going to be so rich. >> jimmy: no, no. that's not -- i think you're doing okay. if you go to amy schumer. i don't know what it means. >> i don't know what that means. >> jimmy: i don't know what that means either. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: might be a dance. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: maybe you're nae-naeing. i don't know. look, amyschumer.com, you go there and you get tickets. and congrats on that. it's just a giant big deal. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's fun. and the new season of the show i've seen the "hamilton" sketch online. if you haven't seen it yet, it is unbelievably funny. >> there is a special guest star in that. >> jimmy: that's right. >> that's right. >> jimmy: our very own questlove. >> whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there's questlove.
i don't think we gave him that et? >> he just showed up wearing that. >> jimmy: that's interesting. yeah, i've seen him wear that before. >> that's a strange choice. >> jimmy: congrats. what season is it now four is it? >> four. >> jimmy: that's great. >> i know. >> jimmy: and this -- you were saying back stage you think this is your best one. you love it. >> yes, i was lying backstage. and i'm so proud of it. we're so proud of the show. >> jimmy: you congratulated me backstage. >> oh, well yeah, on your -- i don't want you to think you're just following my career. you got all this -- >> jimmy: very nice. >> you know. so everyone they walk a long time. and they jump in the water when it's cold. you do the plunge, the freeze. psoriasis. >> jimmy: i don't do anything. >> you do a lot of charities, though. and i didn't tell you this -- >> jimmy: no. >> i am this year going to tell people r
>> jimmy: that is so nic du''t want to do it, but i would love for people to know that i did it.od. >> jimmy: you're talented. you're a great actor as well as a writer and a comedian, but also i like your songs. funny songs. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: i'm going to show a a clip of it. is there any setting up we need to do here? >> i would just say you know there's a little bit of expectation to take on your boyfriend's interests. that's all i would say. >> jimmy: okay good, yeah. here is a clip, this is amy schumer and the season premiere of "inside amy schumer. take a look at this. ♪ i used your old tooth brush the fact that it was in your mouth ♪ ♪ gives me a huge rush i put on your ball cap and i sit on the couch and i ♪ ♪ watched the game
down my throat ♪ but i don't care they told me to tell you ♪ ♪ that we should take a long vacation then i found your hands in the sink and i glued them ♪ ♪ to my face close my eyes and i run my hands up and down ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a beautiful song. >> beautiful. >> jimmy: more with amy schumer when we come back, everybody. stick around. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [engine sounds] the bud light party believes in change. that's why bud light has a new look... and we want to share it with everyone... from our national parks...
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[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] now, before the show, i don't know why we agreed to do this, amy and i swapped cell phones. >> i have major regrets. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and we looked through each other's photo albums. i found some pictures on your phone that i think need some explaining. >> that's fine, just to skip over some of them. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. some of them. but some of them i just want to know. i mean i didn't -- no. these are all fun. >> nothing -- okay. >> jimmy: these are all fun. >> while my face aren't in those so. >> jimmy: these are all fun ones. [ laughter ] your face is in here. i just wanted -- this one i've seen, i've seen this one
>> okay. a little nervous.op >> so i do a lot of charity work with huge pigs. >> jimmy: this is not true at all. >> no, that's not true. okay, fine. >> jimmy: no, that's not -- >> that's not true. but in the bahamas there's a a place called pig island. and so they showed on an episode of "the bachelor" that they all went there. so i thought that looked really awful and not fun, but everyone else wanted to do it. so we did it. and it turned out i was right. [ laughter ] no. >> jimmy: wait but these are like pigs that swim with you and stuff, right? >> yeah, you swim with the pigs. so it was with my friend bridget everett, ben my boyfriend, and bridget and jess and jerry. and jerry and i were like "that's gross" and we stood on the side. and that blind -- that pig was blind and it bit bridget. [ laughter ] and i think ben's looking at my butt there. like that's what that looks like, right? >> jimmy: yeah, kind of. >> good. >> jimmy: yeah. >> or maybe he's looking at the pig's butt. >> jimmy: ye
>> it's a fine line. >> jimmy: ait'se you? okay. so i was a little bit concerned when i saw this photo. okay? [ laughter ] what are you a '70s porn star? like what are you? what's happening here? >> jimmy: that, well, we had a a vacation. i was thinking about growing a a mustache for the show. and my wife took a nice photo of me there with my camera. >> she's like, "this is the last time i'll ever see him." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it doesn't work for me, right? >> well what's with your hair, though? like what's like -- forget about the mustache. your hair. >> jimmy: oh, it's on sideways. >> what's that? [ laughter ] it looks like it's trying to leave you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's the best toupee money can buy. and yeah. it's 100 percent yak hair. >> it's not right. >> jimmy: it's not right. but i tried something there. >> okay. >> jimmy: this is just -- >> okay. oh, god. >> jimmy: well, this has some -- no. >> oh. >> jimmy: no, sorry. it's fine. >> oh, listen. yeah. okay. so that is -- we were in new orleans and that is cocaine. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: i mean, explain that. >> jimmy: yeah, it was perfect. [ laughter ] >> we have a great time. i see your -- i don't know what's going on with you outside this carls jr., but i definitely want an explanation. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is a -- >> what? >> jimmy: well, you chose that. that's funny because there's an interesting story there. >> okay. >> jimmy: but i think, this is in l.a. >> okay. >> jimmy: when i went there a a carl's jr. on your way to cbs radford. do you know that carl's jr. on you're way to universal. >> oh, the whole time i'm in l.a. i'm blindfolded 'cause i'm so upset. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: last time you were here i think you said, when you go to l.a. you get bummed out because you said that your arms -- >> my arms register as legs. [ laughter ] they don't like -- >> jimmy: that's my favorite joke. >> they don't see me as a a woman. >> jimmy: that's my favorite joke i've ever heard. >> they don't see me as a a woman. >> jimmy: my arms register as legs in l.
nt >> o my god. that's so sad! >> jimmy: i know. but then i ended up - we went to l.a. and i did my show from universal and i drove past the carl's jr. and they're closing down, they're tearing it down. and that made me laugh. so that's me laughing hysterically at the carl's jr. just to redeem myself. [ laughter ] it's not carl's jr.'s fault. [ applause ] >> jimmy: no, i love carl's jr. that's just a bad memory for me so i had it destroyed. i want no bad memories to exist. >> oh, good. >> jimmy: this one like gave me nightmares. i just want to know what this is all about. >> okay. okay. that's fair. that's fair. >> jimmy: look at the dolls' faces. well the one especially. >> okay. so these are my actual stuffed animals. >> jimmy: no. >> yes, they are. yes, they are. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. and that's tilda swinton. >> jimmy: who i love, yeah. >> and sandro, her boyfriend. and he paints stuffed animals. so i commissioned him thousands of dollars to paint these stuffed animals. >> jimmy: which did he -- which one exactly? >> this cute one here.
>> jimnoered >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> i was never -- >> jimnefed like that's what i wanted as a a kid. >> jimmy: what? >> that says something about -- doesn't that say -- >> jimmy: oh, i thought you did these recently. >> oh, no. these i grew up with them and i've kept with them. and now ben is just finally convinced me -- >> jimmy: they sold this in stores? >> to get out of this. yes. >> jimmy: wait, no, oh, he painted the eyes. >> no, those are -- that is how that adorable stuffed animal -- finally pokey's getting her or his shining moment. >> jimmy: pokey is going to be a horror movie next year. [ laughter ] >> how dare you? that doll comforted me through several divorces. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you've never been married. >> my parents. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, perfect. you guys -- [ laughter ] that's all the time we have for "explain this photo." season four of "inside amy schumer" premieres april 21st at 10:00 p.m. on co
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>> jimmy: are you ready? [ cheers and applause ] we are joined right now by a mi'talking about "days and confused." ♪ [ cheers ] talking about "school of rock." ♪ [ cheers ] talking about "boyhood." ♪ [ cheers ]bodyants some", hitting it three times. ♪ [ cheers ] it's in theaters right now. please welcome a great american filmmaker. here is richard linklater, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: richard linklater. >> awesome.
all-time favorites. >> oh, come on. >> jimmy: thank you foins souri questions i have for you. first of all, the casting on of y movie, e sting on most fantastic. >> it's so fun. this is a great cast. i got 13 young actors who are just so amazing, all of them. >> jimmy: they just have such a a great look to them. >> so funny. so real. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, we had so much fun. >> jimmy: how did you -- >> yeah. best ever. yeah, best time ever. [ laughter ] it was just -- we all lived together. >> jimmy: it was blast. yeah. >> yeah. i have this land -- >> jimmy: i didn't get an invite. but, yeah. >> i have this land -- yeah. you should have come joined us. i have this land outside of austin. i have a bunkhouse and some land and made the guys all live together for like three weeks. >> jimmy: i was gonna say -- >> 'cause it's about a team. you know? it's a college movie. so all these guys who live in these two houses, it's like a a long party weekend before college starts. >> jimmy: 'cause this is, you were on a baseball team here. >> oh, god. >> jimmy: yeah. which one is you? >> i'm the little freshman guy right there. >> jimmy: there he is right there. >> that's me.
>> me and my guys.h. i was in college at this time, 1980. it really happened. they were -- all of us lived in these houses. and it was just fun to kind of, you know, replicate that with this wonderful cast. >> jimmy: i felt like i got, by the end of the film i got to, really got to know each and every one of the characters. i loved them. and like i didn't really want the movie to end because i was like loved hanging out. i go, "oh, i can't wait for the sequel." or something like -- >> the continuation. >> jimmy: i want to binge watch this movie. >> this is kind of party movie, you know? so it's that weekend before classes start when you first show up at college. so it's just like one long party. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it finally ends when classes start. but it's, you know. >> jimmy: it makes you think but also it's the new guy comes into the team. so it's like people kind of introducing these characters. a lot of -- it's just, seriously it's like a giant party. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's so fun. and also, 1980 was such an interesting time as far as music. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i forgot because there is discoish -- >> yeah. disco's still around so they're going to a disco one night, a a country bar, you know, "urban cowboy" had come out. that was kinda hip.
>> jimmy: the "r it's a lengthy scene when h.ey're early in the movie. they're just heading out to a a bar. >> jimmy: it'so sn.fu >> are you gonna show it? >> jimmy: i loved it so much. congratulations to the casting director on this movie. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: and again and you for writing. >> i had three ladies, yeah. >> jimmy: it just honestly it turned out fantastic. i want to show everyone a clip. this is one of my favorite scenes. i chose this, sorry. [ laughter ] well, this clip -- well, it's my show. i have to show -- >> yeah. you show whatever you want. >> jimmy: yeah. this is the one i really want to see. yeah. this is the guys getting to know each other, bonding. well, normal people do this. they're car pooling. they're in a car. >> yeah. >> jimmy: they're cranking some music. >> heading to the bar. >> jimmy: here's a clip. "everybody wants some!!." it's set in the '80s when every kid knew every word to "rapper's delight." check this out. ♪ let's rock you don't stop rock the rhythm
♪ body rock well so far you'veea orope sing that song ♪ ♪ check it out and the rest is f-l-y ♪ ♪ you see i go by the code of the doctor of the mix and these reasons i'll tell you why ♪ ♪ you see i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun and a dress to a t you see i got more clothes ♪ ♪ than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously i got body guards i got two big cars ♪ ♪ that definitely ain't the whack ♪ >> tell me dale. ♪ i got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i mean it was the most fun. >> yeah. sugarhill gang. >> jimmy: it's the most fun movie. that's just a clip, a taste of it. >> that scene goes on for a a while. >> jimmy: who's is the guy in the passenger seat? >> glen powell. >> jimmy: glen powell. >> yeah. he plays finn. >> jimmy: man, he runs away. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: he's just a couple scenes in there where i go -- >> he's amazing. >> jimmy: thank you so much. >> great guy. >> jimmy: you were amazing. >> oh, thanks for having me. >> jimmy: thanks for coming on. i appreciate it. richard linklater, "everybody wants some!!" with two exclamation points.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight's musical guest has the number one dance song in the country. performing "never forget you", give it up for zara larsson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i used to be so happy but without you here i feel so low i watched you as you ♪ ♪ left but i can never seem to let you go 'cause once upon a time you were my everything ♪ ♪ it's clear to see that time hasn't changed a thing it's buried deep inside me but i feel ♪ ♪ there's something you should know i will
never forget you you'll i knew that i would love you ♪ ♪ 'til the day i die and i will never want much more and in my heart ♪ ♪ i will always be sure that i will never forget you and you will always be ♪ ♪ by my side 'til the day i die 'til the day i die funny how we both ♪ ♪ end up here but everything seems so right i wonder what will happen ♪ ♪ if we went back and put up a fight 'cause once upon a time you were my everything ♪ ♪ it's clear to see that time hasn't changed a thing
do you think could ever ♪ ll forget you and you'll always be by my side from the day ♪ ♪ that i met you i knew that i would love you 'til the day i die and i will never want ♪ ♪ much more and in my heart i will always be sure that i will never forget you and you'll always be ♪ ♪ by my side 'til the day i die feeling it loving it everything that we do ♪ ♪ and all along i knew i had something special with you but sometimes you ♪ ♪ just gotta know that these things fall through but i'm still tired and i can't hide ♪ ♪ my connection with you feeling it loving it everything that we do and all along ♪ ♪ i knew i had something special with you but sometimes you just gotta know that ♪ ♪ these things fall through i can't hide my connection with you ohh i will never forget you ♪
♪ and you'll always belway that i met you ♪ love you 'til the y e an 'til the day i die ♪ ♪ 'til the day i die you would always be by my side i will never forget you ♪ ♪ i will never never never never never never never never by my side 'til the day i die ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: that's how you do it. oh, my gosh.
[ cheers and appla] >> jimmy: my thanks to amy schumer, richard linklater, zara larsson, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. thank you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- anna wintour. from "barbershop: the next cut," actress and rapper eve. music from the last shadow puppets. featuring the 8g band with fab moretti. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. a new poll shows donald trump with a 33-point lead ahead of new york's republican primary. trump is so confident, he's even stopped doing his hair. [ laughter ]