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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests, ice cube, dale earnhardt jr., musical guest the internet,
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 8-9- >> tariq: yeah! >> steveand now, here he is, jimmy fallon!♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's what i' talking abou that is a hot -- that is a hot crowd right there! hot new york city crowd! welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. let's get to some news here.
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big news out of washington. today supreme urt justice anthony kennedy announced he's ptiring, which means president trump wik his replacement. [ crowd boos ]en sked which judge he'll choose, trump said either adam levine or blake shelton. ee-- [ and applause ] they're both a little edgy for different reasons. [ light laughter ] after 30 years on the bench, kennedy is retiring from the supreme court. he's 81 years old, so he's going to go from sitting aroundl in a robday to sitting around in a robe all day. [ applause ] so, it's going to be very difficult, but he'll figure it out. and i saw that after ken announced his retirement, donald trump jr. sent a tweet, and this is real. it said, "omg, just when you thought this week couldn't get more lit. i give you anthony kennedy's nt retirerom #scotus." everyone who read that w ke, well, the word "lit" is ruined. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so now what arwe going to do, think of a new word? some more political news.
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rlier today, trump spoke to a a group of young people at the white house. at one point he talked to them about nasa. take a listen. >> but if you don't love what you're doing, find something else. if you don't love nasa, if you don't love space, do something else. , and for the people that t over there, and be with the space cadets. right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: as soon as he said t "if you dove what you're doing, find something else," half the room cleared out. they go -- [ laughter ] "oh, i out of here. if that's the choice." [ applause ] get this, it'sumored that trump might attend the world cup final in russia on july 15th. if he does, he'll spend the ol time hoping that he and vladimir putin get shown on the kiss cam. [ laughter ] "oh, no! i can't believe this! i can't believe what we have to do. tomean what are we suppose do? i don't know. i don't know." speaking of trump, he's in aa itter feud with harley-davidson since they announced that they're moving someobs overseas. when people first heard trump was feuding with
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harley-davidson, they just as assumed itnother porn star. [ laughter ] and you go, "no, no. the motorcycle." >> steve: oh, oh.ot >> jimmy: "thecycle." some entertainment news. f e cast of the new season "the bachelor in paradise" was just announced.wh abc asked if they could take off work for six weeks for filming, they were like, "oh we don't have jobs. we'll be there tomorrow." [ laughter and applause ] did you guys see this? oprah made a cameo in this week's episode of "the handmaid's tail." [ cheers ] f and this w. by the end of the show, all the handmaids had new cars. >> steve: really! [ cheers and applause ] -- jimmy: yeah, it was jus no spoilers, but it was really interesting.ou guys, asll know, it is pride month, and last weekend was the big pride parade here in new york. [ cheers and applause ] and celebrations are still happening to honor the lgbtq community. here to talk about it right now are "tonight show" j correspondenio torres and patti harrison. welcome, guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, it's always a a pleasure, always so nice.k please, thu for being here. >> hi, jimmy.
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thank you for having us. >> yes, and happy pride.[ eers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, well happy pride. happy pride to you both. >> thank >> jimmy: so tell me, did you guys go to the parade this past weekend? >> well, yes, jimmy, but as two powerful queers, we've heard a a lot of complaints from straight people asking "why are there only gay pride parades, p and not straigde parades?" >> jimmy: really? >> and you know what?t, they've a poo we've taken it upon ourselves to organize the first official straight pride parade. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: wait so -- straight pride parade? yes, but we don't know straight culture that well, and we wanted to bounce some ideas off you first. >> yes. because well, no offense, but you're the straightest guy we know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: none taken. yeah. >> so here are some ideas for possible floats in the straight pride parade. >> jimmy: okay, these are possible floats for the straight pride parade. here we go.>> es, okay. so what about a salute to polo shirts one size too big? [ laughter ] [ applause ]:
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>> jimat's interesting. i didn't realize they could make a float out of that, but that's good. >> yeah, we checked, and they can. jimmy: oh, okay. [ light laughter ] >> we were also thinking a man and woman on a date where th woman's method of flirting is just that she lightly smacks his arm and says, "stop." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: very interesting idea for a float. i -- >> okay. well, how about a dinner party where the women offer to clear the tae, the men stay seated, and no one is disturbed? [ applause ] >> jimmy: okay. interesting. that sounds a little too specific, but i see where you're going.ab >> what two guys posing in a picture together, and they are both pointing to each otr in the picture to i guess keep track of who all is in the rs and applause ] >> jimmy: okay, yeah, yeah, all right. okay. i can see that maybe. >> or maybe a couple having sex in the dark. did you know that straight people turn off the lights when they're having sex? and the woman actually keeps her bra on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not -- that's not true. th's not --
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all right. one more. what have you got, patti? >> for sure. i got this. just imagine coming down fifth avenue, a float th is someone karaoke-ing, "come on, eileen," while the next person in line to sing submits their song request to the deejay, and it is also "come on, eileen." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's fantastic! that's a good idea.d julio torres, patti harrison everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i like those ideas. was so good to see you! thank you so much! i like those ideas. make some floats out of that. [ applause ] why not? [ laughter ] stop. >> jimmy: i read that a group of shareholders at facebook t mi plotting to get rid of mark zuckerberg. antheir plan would be way more likely to work if mark wasn't spying on them using facebook. [ light laughter ] so i mean -- and finally this is very exciting, nascar legend dale earnhardt jr. is my guest on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] he recently retired from racing. now he's just the most be terrifyingdriver you can get.
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you guys, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! guys, have a great show tonight. he's launched his own pro basketball league lled big3. ice cube is here tonight! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: big3! and he is a nascar legend, we h lo, dale earnhardt jr. is stopping by. i mean -- [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow! [ cheers and appuse ] >> jimmy: and we got great music from the internet, everybod [ cheers and applause ] "hive mind." stick around. we'll be right back with "audience suggestion box." come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is anne marie peebles of la jolla, california.
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"the tonight show." as you guys know, we're always striving to get better here at "the tonight show." ♪ harder better faster laronger ♪ [ cheers and appe ] so before every show, we put out a suggestion box for the audience just to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show. thin you'd like to see us do that kind of stuff. so tonight let's look inside the "audience suggestion box." here we go! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ look into the box the suggestion box ♪ >> jimmy: this is the "audience suggestion box." >> steve: in jhat box. my: in this box here. and we leave it up at the top of the, you know, of the audience. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and on then -- >> steve: on the way in they write stuff down. >> jimmy: they write stuff down thd hand it to us. and we look throug suggestions. >> steve: and then you pick them random -- you don't even know what's coming up in the box. >> jimmy: i have no idea what is in this box. >> steve: let's take a look! >> jimmy: and all the this is so fun. oh, wow. i got to put them -- [ creaking ] [ laught ]
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[ laughter and applause ] refreshing. >> steve: yeah, wow. jimmy: this first one i from marjorie ballinger. >> steve: oh! ou jimmy: "hey, jimmy. my favorite thing the world cup is all the crazy haircuts we've seen throughout the years. could you show us wh the roots would look like with some of those hairdos?" sure, we can do that. here's rudi voller from germany in the 1990 world cup. laughter ] and here's me with the same cut. not bad. [ laughter and applause ] i could pull that of >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: here's ronaldo from brazil in -- [ laughter ] 2002. and here's tariq with the same lat. [ laughter and ae ] here is carlos valderrama from colombia in 1990. and here's questlove with the same hair.
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oh, nice touch. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: and finally, here's alexi lalas in 1994. and here's james with that same -- oh, look at -- wow! [ cheers and appuse ] that's just his normal look. >> steve: wow! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's crazy, man. that's fantastic. thank you, james. >> steve: i thought it was a a photo. >> jimmy: uh, no -- >>e teve: it was a live pict of james. >> jimmy: it's just real. [ laughter ] that's just the way -- he's got that look right now. >> steve: he's got that look, ma >> jimmy: this is from -- [ laughter ] christian rizzo. "hey, jimmy, nothing puts me in od for summer like the music of bob seger." >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: "i especially love n all the littses he makes when he's singing. i call them 'seger sounds.' [ light laughter ]ld you sho something with seger sounds." i love bob seger, too. and i know -- you listen to the vocals for "hollywood nights" -- you know that song? i love "hollywood nights." you can hear all the great seger sounds. they're grunts and screams he does in between the lyrics. like, check this out here. i know what you're tal ng like, if you listen to the song, you'll hear stuff like this. [ grunts ]
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you hear stuff like -- [ screams ] [ laughter ] [ screams ] [ light laughter ] [ grunts ] [ grunts ] [ laughter ] actually, it gives me an idea. roots, can i get a beat there? ♪ ♪ ooh aah-oh ooh yeah ♪ ♪ aah-oh ooh yeah ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's like a remix. this one is from mike rossmy. "hey, jimmy, it's summer, and that's the perfect time for racing coolers that have been rn into go carts. you should challenge dale earnhardt jr.o a cooler scooter race." well, actually, i have chalnged dale earnhardt jr. to a cooler scooter race.
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but he hasn't accepted. [ scattered cheers ] [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] >> challenge accepted, jimmy. >> jimmy: you want tdo this? we gonna to do this? we gonna do this now? you want to do this right -- you want to this right now? >> let's do this! >> jimmy: right here? t right here! >> jimmy: let's s, buddy! let's go! >> all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on, man. there's a cooler right there. all right. here's how this race will work. dale and i will head out of these doors. we'r hashtag. say hello to we're going to make a left to the elevator bank, garound the shirtless barbecuing uncle. [ laughter ]ow then head backthe hall. but watch out for the punk kids with super soakers. [ lauger ] then speed past the lifeguard, in between two neighbors fighting about their lawns. [ light laughter ] then drive back intohe studio to cross the finish line. dale, are you ready for this? >> oh, man, i've never more ready in my life. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: higgins, count us
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down! [ cheers ] >> steve: gentlemen, ready, set, go! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪he >> jimmy: oh, -- ♪ ♪ [ ding ] [ cheers and applae ] >> jimmy: you crushed me. this calls for --nd [ cheerspplause ] a celebration.
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want a beverage? >> yeah, absolutely. >> jimmy: cheers, buddy. dale earnhardt jr. right there. [ cheers and applause ] that's all the time e for the "audience suggestion box." my thanks again to dale earnhardt jr.! [ cheers and applause ] stick around! we'll be right back with ice cube! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how do they make?tarburst taste so jui they use wicked small fighter jets to shoot the juiciness into every starburst. [ pilot ] it's about to get juicy. whoo! i feel so aliii... it takes guts. [ female announcer ] starburst. unexplainably juicy.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jmy: our first guest tonight is a very talented musician, actor, and en epreneur, who has launch his own pro basketball league called big 3, which is now in its second season. you can catch big 3 week two live on fox this friday at 8:00 p. please welcome ice cube! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: welcome back. >> thanks for having me, man. >> jimmy: welcome back. we love having you on the show. i want to say happy belated birthday to you. yeah, you had -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪. >> thank y june 15th. >> jimmy: june 15t happy, happy birthday. did you -- how did you celebrate? how does ice cube celebrate his birthday?ea >> i don'ty want to do too much. you know what i mean? hang out with the family. we went and ate xican food. you know what i mean? >> jimmy: oh, really? [ light laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it was cool we had -- >> jimmy: that's your jam? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what do you order when you go to a mexican restaurant? il>> you know, i like quess and -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> burritos and chimichangas. [ light laughter ] tequila. >> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers ] i'll do a tequila or two what's the -- what is a a chimichanga?or i alwayst what is. >> chimichanga is like a a burrito. it got chicken in it. i get chicken chimichangas.. >> jimmy: ye >> and they -- >> jimmy: i love mexican. >> they deep fry it, cut it in half, and give me. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you can't beat a burrito. i'm in. i was wondering whenalk
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to your parents, do they call you ice cube or no? [ laughter ] no, they don't do that. they call you cube? >> no, they call me o'shea, my real name. >> jimmy: o'shea. >> yeah, o'she [ cheers ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: they do. >> unless -- unless it's like, it's a movie premiere. or they want something. an they'll be like, "hey, u cube." you know, my pops is like, , "hey, cuwant to go to jamaica." ."laughter ] i'm like, "all rig >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, cube. yeah. >> alright, yeah. >> jimmy: do your kids throw your name around? >> no. you know what? my kids do not use my name enough. i'm, like, "did you get in?" w "ndidn't get in." "why? why didn't you use my name?" "oh, man, i don't want tdo that." >> jimmy: really? mo i'm like, y'all, just -- man, if i had a father, i'd be using their name all the time. [ ughter ] like for everything. you know what i mean? it's le people will be calling, "did your son order a a maserati?" "yep." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> it'd be m >> jimmy: dude, i got to say,
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you did a really cool thing. you went to australia. you performed at the sydney opera house? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you're the first rapper ever to p tform there. t's what they say. >> jimmy: a little history, man. [ cheers and applause ] >> pretty cool. >> jimmythat's awesome. what was that like? >> it was great. you know, we did -- we did four nights in a row. so it was cool. sold out every night. so it was great, you know?>> immy: you get to go to australia much? >> i go about every couple years. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, so -- i mean the only person they can have now is the roots. you know, everybody else down he from. you know what i'm saying? [ cheers and applause ] you need the roots out there. y'all would kill i >> jimmy: yeah. the roots go out there all the time. you go -- >> y'all play the opera house? >> questlove: not sydney opera house. >> oh, yeah. y'all got to it. >> jimmy: that's crazy. that's awesome. >> they finally not just playing opera up in there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i was going say. they were going to be like -- ♪ today was a good day [ laughter ] ♪ didn't have to use my a-k ♪ [ cheers ] do they do --
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do you do big 3 over there or no? >> not yet. you know, we trying to get big 3 all over the world. >> jimmy: show the back of the jacket. >> oh, the back of the jacket?ah >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> oh, you know i got to advertise. >> jimmy: big 3. come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> i hit 'em up. >> jimmy: this is a hing. i love that you came on the show to prome this, i guess the first season of big 3. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it was like -- >> year one. g >> jimmy: suchnt idea. i go, oh -- i mean i don't know how you take on all this. it's like -- explain the idea of big 3. just as -- >> the big 3 is professional three-on-three basketball. now, anybody and everybody that's played sketball usually played more three-on-three than five-on-five. so, i was like, "why hasn't this been elevated t professional level?" so, you know, we start thinking about that idea. and we's like, yo, let's use former nba players.s guys whoill got the hunger in they heart. the love for the game. stilin shape and ready to play. let's use them as our players. and it's been a big hit, man.g t. >> jimmy: it is crushing. it's so good. because, well, there's a lot of
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faors to the whole thing. one is, i think, it's affordable. >> yes. definitely affordable ticket. you get four games for the price of one. you know what i mean? and you get to see all these great nba greats.ow you >> jimmy: did you go to games when you were a kid? >> i couldn't afford a lot of games, you kno >> jimmy: yeah. >> but what was cool is my next-door neighbor's big brother worked at the forum -- the l.a. forum where the lakers , or used to play back i the day. and he would like let us sneak in, you know what i mean? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: was he security? >> yeah, no, he was at the -- he was taking tickets. ticket taker. >> jimmyoh, yeah, yeah. so we would walk around the forum looking like, "is your brother -- is he working? is he working? which window? which door? which door? which door? here he goes, boom." [ laughter ] we go in the door. and i'd say, "hi." and he look at me like, "get in here. you're not even supposed to know me. go on." [ laughter ] you know? and we'd be in there, you know, walking around. >> jimmy: did you ever get to meet any of the lakers? >> no, no. but i did -- one time i was -- we snuck down low. it was a blowout.lo
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the lakers wasng them out. we snuck down low. and magic -- after the game, they was aving -- they was leaving the court going in the tunnel and i was right there.wa and like, "yo, magic, what's up?" he was like, "hey, little dude." he hit my hand. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and when i shook his hand, it felt -- it was soft as a baby's butt, man. [ laughter ] i was like, "this man has never woed a day in his life." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's got to grip the a bask or something. >> 'cause, yeah, my pop's hands feel like cheese graters. you [ laughter ]saying? >> jimmy: yeah, soft hands. >> it was like -- so, you know, that was my only encounter, you know? but i'm a big basketball fan.ea and thise is special. you know, we on every friday night live. >> jimmy: well, now, you're on tv. 'cause at first, it les a a copecials. >> yeah. it was -- we was taped delayed. so it was like we played on sunday. they would show it on monday nights. but now, it's friday nights live. we on big fox this week. and it's great, man. >> jimmy: where is it this week?
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>> we're in chicago. so what's cool is the league goes from city to city. r we startht here in brooklyn our first game last year. [ cheers ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: i know you did that. >> yeah. couple : 'cause i saw things. 'cause the players would actually go up to the fans, too, and sign autographs. >> >> jimmy: i go, "this is insane." >> it's like -- >> jimmy: this so fun. >> it's like a basketball festival. i mean we got so much history. you know, we got hall-of-fame li coache dr. j, and iceman, rick barry, gary payton. and our players -- you know, it's chauncey billups and jermaine o'neal and am 'e stoudemire and nate robinson. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, it's bi chris anderson. you know, so we got some great plays. >> jimmy: the championship is august 24th -- >> yep. >> jimmy: back in brooklyn. >> right here in b: oklyn. >> jim's coming back in brooklyn. >> we bringing the championship right here. >> jimmy: back to brooklyn, new york. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes. >> jimmy: and ice cube has a a special gift. everybody in the audience tonight is getting a ticket to the championship august 24th. >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: here in brookl. that's the way to do it right there! >> big 3, baby. >> jimmy: that's how you do it. use ]ers and app that's how you do it right there! ice cube, everybody! >> yay, yay.nd [ cheerspplause ] >> jimmy: catch big 3 live on friday nights all summer long. we'll be right back with dale earnhardt jr.! stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'hom captain obvious rewards me basically everywhere. so why am i hosting a dental convention after party in my vegas suite? or wearing a full-body wetsuit at this spa retreat? or sliding into this ski lodge with my mini horse kevin? because lets me do me, right? sorry, the cold makes him a little horse. you do you and get rewarded. you're wearing a hat. that's funny.
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welcome the one and only dale earnhardt jr.! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> j good to see you.lways >> yeah. >> jimmy: thank you for kicking my butt at the cooler scooter race. laughter ] i appreciate that. >> yeah, that's fun. >> jimmy: it's an honor to lose to you, yeah. >> some races are really close me you just dominate. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! t laughter ] >> so that was j >> jimmy: you totally just rubbed it right in there, yeah. i lost you around the barbecue. that's what happened.>> eally? >> jimmy: you -- yeah -- >> i saw on the replay. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah, right. is it -- but there's so my tricky ings. i've seen you race before, but you took that turn wide. >> yeah. >> jimmy: in my brain i take the turn tight. >> really? >> jimmy: >> well, you i think you should practice more. i -- [ laughter ] also, but i noticed -- you know, your cooler was full of beer. you know that's hurting your performance just a little bit?
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obviously it's better for the celebration but -- >> jimmy: also i've also had sosix beers before the sho- [ laughter ] that's what makes a full case in my cooler. y h. >> jimmy: absolutely, yeah. that's true. it was heavier in my cooler. yeah. but it was delicious, tast beer. >> it was. >> jimmy: we met over at the super bowl this year. at?you remember >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. it was in minneapolis. >> it was very weird. [ laughter ] yeah. i know where you're going. yeah, so i was a little nervous. >> jimmy: it wasn't that weird. it's not like we were on kiss cam or something. [ laughter ] we were -- we just met. we were in a booth. >> a step down from kissimam. >>: yeah. >> i -- reah, so you were in the -- i was invited in ty nbc. i was in the nbc booth. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you came in for a little bit to catch the game. then you had to run tour show. >> jimmy: exactly, dude, yeah. >> and on your way out, i said, "hello." >> jimmy: kindf. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, you kind of said, "hello." >> that's it. >> jimmy: no. >> yes. [ laughtermy >> jno. no, because you kind of -- it was interesting, you kind of --ke you kind of me to do something. it was very odd and -- do you remember this? >> yeah. my wife was pregnant, and, you know -- i was seeing jimmy or meeting jimmy for the first time.
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ouand so i was a little ne and i asked you to bless the baby. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. that's exactly what happened. yeah. [ cheers and applause ]xa that'sly what happened. >> i -- that was -- you know -- >> jimmy: he's dalearnhardt jr. and he goes "yeah, can you -- this is my wife and" -- >> you were very nice, though. you did -- you got down there and you did bless the baby. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, how d i do it ain? i just said that? >> you just screamed at my wife's belly -- [ light laughter ]ai "i can'tto meet you!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, that's right. that's right. i want to be -- exach.y. >> y >> jimmy: yeah. so now she has a story -- you know, she was at the super bowl -- >> i can't wait to tell hemy >> jyeah, exactly -- >> tell her all about that. >> jimmy: that i yelled at her, lcause clearly it worked. you have a beautiftle baby girl right here, isla. [ cheers and applause ] look at that. both exhausted. both exhausted. >> they say sleep when the baby is sleeping.'s thike some -- that's some really good advice. >> jimmy: get used to this, man. get used to any sleep you can get. oh, my goodness. it is unlike anything. this is baby number one for you, r iht? >> yeais. >> jimmy: how does it feel like
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being a dad? >> you laughing, a lot of crying, and that's the dad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: in one day. >> yeah. >> jimmy: in the same hour maybe. >> yeah, right? it was incredible. you know, we -- we were -- we had a checkup that day, that morning. and so i come home from some work and i walk to the throom. my wife's getting ready and she's like, "we're going to go " to this checku and she's like, "and my water broke, i think. yeah, i don't know for sure, but i believe my water broke." and so i was like, "okay." d so we call htor and he's like, "well, you got a checkup, come on in." so he calmed us down. you know, i thought it was going to be thiserrifying thrill ride to the hospital. [ laughter ]th you know, i ha in my mind. it's what you see in the movies. >> jimmy: alsoou're you. so, yeah, i'd be like -- [ laughter ] whoa! you couldn't be in better hands, man. >> yea >> jimmy: yeah. >> so we drove, went through this whole checkup. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and, you know, she told the doctor when we got in there, "i think my water's broke."
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but he puts us through the whole checkup. and he leaves the room. and we're waiting on him to come back. and we're like, "oh, my god. is it going to happen today?" and he comes back in and says, "it's happening. y'all ready?"we ane like, "yeah, we're ready." so she pushed for an hour and we had a little girl and -- >> >> yeah. that right? >> jimmy: so the checkup turned into actually having the baby. >> having the baby, yeah. >> jimmy: that's fantastic! [ cheers>>nd applause ] ight? >> jimmy: i feel like i had something to do with that. me and isla have a connection, right? >> you do. >> jimmy: yeah, we do. i love this. you got to tell her i said hi, please. >> i will. >> jimmy: yeah. this is a photo of you that i just wanted to show. just because i just -- i just want to hear the story. what is this? is is -- [ laughter ] >> ugh. that's me trying to look as cool as i poibly could. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you're doing a great job. >> it's like me and jay-z hang out every da. >> jimmy: ye [ light laughter ] you and jay-z are just cruising around in a ferrari?at re you doing? >> yeah, so i -- i got asked to be in his video. me what you got" was the video. and i was racing in new hampshire. so i run -- i run this race and they're
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like, "you got to get on this plane as soon as the rh.e is over w so i've been up all day, i run a race, i get on this plane, we fly to all the way to naco. and i can't sleep. you know, you're going to be in this jay-z who cap, right? so i'm on this plane for eight hours -- >> jimmy: why couldn't you just shoot the video in new hampshire? >> it's just jay-z. jay z goes to monaco -->> immy: exactly. [ laughter ] >> to shoot videos. and so, you know, i'm up all -- the whole flight. we get off the plane. we'rwalking up this hill and there's jay-z sitting on the side of the street. just sort of chilling phone. and i'm like -- i'm walking up, i'm going to introduce myself. and i walk up and he's -- >> jimmy: was he nice? >> he's really nice. you know, just, "hey, glad you're here.g thanks for coml this way." i'm like, "this is monaco. and i'm going to be in a jay-z video. this was a very easy decision." [ laughter ] and right as i'm telling him that -- p. jimmy: yeah. >> beyonce walks and so i got to meet them both, like, right as soon as i got out of the airport. we had a great time shooting the video. drank espresso all day, because i had been up forever. and, you know, and run thi race. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> we go to dinner that
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night -- this was the best part. go to dinner in this restaurant, and i'm sitting at the table. there was only a couple of us at the table. veand we were supposed to dinner with -- so excited, you know? and i'm waiting on them to g a to the tab the ceiling in this restaurant opens up and you can see the stars and the moon. and i'm, like, "man, this is a a really cool restaurant." and while i'm looking up, y-z and beyonce come and sit down and then the ceiling closed. ey open the ceiling for them. [ laughter ] to come in and sit down. >> jimmy: what? >> yes! >> jimmy: they walk in and -- >> no, they open the ceilinged then they wan, and then they sit down and the ceiling closed. d i was like -- >> jimmy: did they just send from heavens? [ laughter ] heading out to dinner. is that how they travel? >> no, but -- >> jimmy: i've never gone out to dinner beth jay-z and nce. >> that sets a tone for that dinner, i'mma tell you. >> jimmy: yes. >> we drank a lot of hnekens and had a great time. >> jimmy: yeah, had a good time. i think it's a rad -- a rad video, a rad pho, as well. let's talk about -- last year, you retired from cing. >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. now what's the new chapter? >> i going to go into the
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broadcast booth. so i get to stay at the race track d talk about what i love, which is racing. and tell fans, you know, just react to what i'm seeing. and hopefully i'm good at it. and hopefully i can do it for a a very long time. >> jimmy: oh, i think you are going to be great at it. : yeah. >> jimt what is this first -- >> the first weekend is this weekend in chicago on sunday. >> jimmy: are you nervous? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i mean, i had a background in racing. grew up in a racing familyth >> jimmy: yok? yeah. oh, yeah. [ laughter ] >> driving cars was bu career, i don't have a a background in broadcasting. i have nothing -- nothing really to lean on. but they say just go in there unand be yourself and have and -- >> jimmy: i think it's going to be fantastic. because, you know, we saw a-rod go into the commentary booth. >> right. >> jimmy: and i go, "we'll see hothat's going to be." and it's awesome. >> yeah. >> jimmy: because he knows the game. he knows -- >> and tony romo, same tthng. >> jimmy know exactly -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: and they go, "dale, what'd you think?"kn because yo stuff. >> they are putting pressure on me. that's the way i look at it. i look at it as -- >> jimmy: yeah, i guess extra pressure. th yeah. 're cranking the pressure now. i'm exted. we got an exciting season developing. and we're going in ts weekend do the first broadcast for
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nbc. we'll broadcast the rest of the season.ow we'll our champion in homestead in 21 weeks. and it's going to be a blast. >> jimmy: i think you're going torush it as an analyst. and you're going to crush it as a dad. congratulations, buddy. >> thank you. yes, sir. [ cheers and applaus >> jimmy: always good to see you, pal. check out dale earnhardt jr.'s debut as a nascar analyst july 1st this weekend on nbcsn!b we'll be rigk with a a performance from the internet! come back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (car horn) when it's your mission to get a better hot dog in every hand, well, you gotta make... a better dog! that's what oscar mayer does every... single... day. our dogs are totally free from artificial preservatives, any added nitrates or nitrites, and we waved bye-bye to by-products. and we're taking those better dogs to the ends of the earth... the top of the world... and everywhere in between. why? so you can get back to eating them, scratch that, back to loving them.
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eers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: guys, be sure to tune in tomorrow night. coming to talk about her new je show "sharp s," amy adams will be here. [ cheers and applause ] plus, my man, rob reiner will be here and a performance from the backstreet boys. [ cheers and applause ] that's going to be good. and just a reminder too you guys, voting ends tomorrow for our "tonight show 'summe reads'" thing we're doing. we're going to read a book together. soo to and be sure to vote on what book we're going to read. [ cheers and applause ], gurforming "come over" from their upcoming album, "hive nd," give it up for the internet! [ cheers and applause ]
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with my dirty mind say i won't ♪ ♪ worth a try puppy love and butterfls made you blush♪ ♪ you made me smile what you want baby you decide why we grown ♪ ♪ hey wasting time >> steve lacy, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to ice cube, dale earnhardt jr., the internet once again, ladies usd gentlemen! [ cheers and app] and the roots right here, from philadelphia, pennsylvania stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for have a great n i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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