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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- heidi klum, lakeith stanfield, comedian taylor tomlinson,
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 8-9-5! >> tariq: yeah! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! welcome, everybody! you look like a great, great crowd. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." you're here, you made it. [ cheers and applause ] some news from washington, you guys, president trump says he has a list of 25 great,
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talented, and tremendous people to replace supreme court justice anthony kennedy. and his staff was like, "sir, that's just a list of contestants on 'the bachelorette.'"ug [ er and applause ] he's like, "oh wait -- i like ashley." this is cool, i saw that you can now talk to amazon's alexa on your iphone. yeah, i tried using alexa on my iphone, but then my siri was like, "who the hell is she?" [ laughter and applause ] itit was a gift! as a gift! this is going viral, there's a a new trend called "whathe fluff challenge." you ever heard of it? [ light laughter ] it's where pple make their dogs think they've disappeared by holding up a blanket and then they hide when they drop it. take a look at this. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what the heck just happened! yeah. but sometimes it doesn't exactly work out. watch this.
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grizzly, hey griz. [ clattering ] [ laughter ] [ laughter and applause ]g >> jimmy: the [ foghorn ] the dogs were like, "see, that's exactly what you get. see, don't play that" [ laughter and applause ] what the fluff. listen to this guys, budweiser is making new commercials with their "wassup" catchphrase. yeah, it the same "wassup" guys as before, but now they're old and literally have no idea, "wassup." [ laughternd applause ] n is made me laugh, the mayor of a town in michiked residents not to talk to him while he's [ laughter ] i think he's taking it too far because now he just starts jogging when anyone asks him a a question. [ laughter and applause ] he's like, "no comment! i'm exercising now!" i heard about a new trend for ds alled adventure playgrounds. you hear about this? where kids -- they use hammers u and saws td whatever they want. when one guy heard that, he wasu like, "can thed a wall?" [ laughter and applause ] guys, the world cup is in full
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swing rit now in russia -- [ cheers ] as you know, at the end of the tournament, they give out the d, golden ball awut they also give out other awards, sort of like the ones in high school yearbooks. like "most likely to succeed," "class clown stuff like that. so with that in mind, it's time for "tonight show superlatives." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ tonight show superlatives ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: our first player out of brazil is cassio ramos. ns was voted "most likely to teach defense agthe dark arts at hogwarts." [ laughter and applause ] next up out of portugal, we have cedric suarez. v he wed "most likely to show up at your front door shirtless and biting a red rose." laughter and applause ] "hello, my fiery one!" [ laughter ]p nextom croatia is dominick he was voted likely to have just walked in on his parents doing it." [ laughter and applause ] "you guys said you were taking a nap!" [ laughter ]
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next up from uruguay is diego laxalt. he was voted "most likely to bed a foul-mouaughter on 'jerry springer.'" [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: cash me outside! [ laughter ] next up from croatia is domagoj vi. he was voted "most likely to offer you a slurp of his go-gurt." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: try some! >> jimmy: "come , take a a slurp." >> steve: come on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: next from brazil we have pedro geromel. geromel, he was voted "most likely to say, 'i've finished my chores, mother.'" laughter and applause ] "have i been a good boy, mother?" [ laughter ] next up from denmark we have jannik vestergaard. he was voted "most likely to have just been told by the photographer, 'okay, now pinch your lefnipple.'" [ laughter and applause ] "perfect, we got it. just do it one more time. we almost got it." and finally, from croatia, is mario mandzukic. he was voted "most likely to clean the grill with hisead." [ laughter and applause ] you guys, those are world cup superlatives. give it up for the roots!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, roots. good to see you, hig thank you, everybody. guys, voting -- voting has ended. the polls are closed and tonight i'm announcing the winning book in our "tonight 0 ow summer reads" contest. we got over 140,tes. so thank you for that. [ cheers and applause ] we had five great books to chose from, right here. they're all fantastic book, but there can only be one "tonight show summer read." and now it'sime to announce e winner. [ drumroll ]ro dr please. [ drumroll ] , sorry, you were, sorry [ light laughter ] it was a quiet roll. [ drumroll ] s ve: that's a loud roll.
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>> jimmy: it's too much, yeah, too much roll. [ drumroll ] >> steve: that's too little roll. >> jimmy: little like metallic or something. [ drumroll ] j steve: ah! my: no! that's too military type of roll. [ laughter ] [ drumroll ] that's good. here we go. the winning book that you voted for is "children of blood and bone." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: this is the jam right here. it's going to be good. tomi adeyemi is very young writer -- young author. ople are comparing her t j.k. rowling or george r.r. martin. r it's a -- let d the description here. >> steve: read the blurb. >> jimmy: "it's a fantasy young adult novel about a youn on a quest to return the magic that was stolen from her people by an oppressive ruling class. and in the process finding her own magic that lies within her." >> steve: oh! [ >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: but anyways, this is the jam, this is the "summer read." this is what i'm going to waea around the -- like, "what's up, man? how's it going?" >> steve: hey, man, you bone? >> jimmy: what's up? [ laughter ]
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>> steve: are you boned? immy: you know i'm bonin it, man. yeah, of course. >> steve: all right, blood. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right, blood. "children of blood and bone." ] [ laught so here's how this is going to work. i'm going to read this book and i wa all of us to read it together. so you can go to to find where to get this book, or go to your library >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] yeah! yo jimmy: and get a library card. get them for free. and read the book along with -- s.u don't even need frie >> steve: no. [ light laughter ] you got a book. >> jimmy: i'm your friend. i'm reading the book with you. yeah. so you don't need money or friends. [ laughter ] you have neither. >> steve: i have neither. [ laughter ] can i have that copye book? >> jimmy: you'll love it. no, you can't have it.w. tonightsm/summerreads to find out where to get the book. and then follow us on instagram an facebook over the next f weeks. maybe -- next three, four weeks? no. [ laughter ] i'll be checking and letting you know where i'm at in the book and what i think so far. and i want to know what you guys think too.u're reading it so use the hashtag, #tonightshowsummerreads and we'll talk about it together. and this -- yeah, it'll be fun. [ laughter ] and this is cool -- this is a
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a cool thing, we just found out the winner. so in honor of this book being chosen, "the tonight show" is teaming up with the publisher, macmillan to donate 3,000 copies to those in need through "first book." which provides books to classrooms, shelters, and community programs across the country. [ cheers and applause ] what! thanks again to everyone who voted. congratulations to tomi adeyemi. happy reading, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "children of blood and bone." i'm guys, we have a fun show tonight. she is back as a judge on the new season of nbc's "america's t got ta heidi klum is here! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! oh! spicy. >> jimmy: plus from the new movie, "sorry to bother you," lakeith stanfield is stopping by [ cheers and applause ] and -- we have standup from taylor tomlinson, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] e steve: oh! >> jimmy: should howed a a picture.
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lakeith is on the cover of "backstage." yeah, look at that. i remember this jam, "backstage" magazine. this was a big deal. do you remember this magazine? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: did you ever auditions and stwef? >> steve: on two and i said, "nope." laughter ] >> jimmy: it just crushed your soul? >> steve: i didn't enjoy it. yeah, i did not enjoy it. >> jimmy: it's awful, it's terrible. >> steve: awful, you go there and it's like -- ugh. then you had to take a picture eating -- like on the -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i knowi had some bad headshots. we should show our headshots next time we do the show and just -- >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: to see our old -- 'cause i got -- i dinow what a headshot and i went and got my headshot and the guy's like, "you want to do makeup?" i go, "no, i don't think so." he's like, "i think you should have some makeup." [ laughter ] i didn't know anything about taking headshots, "sure, i guess." h put makeup on me, this dude. he's like, "do you want eyeliner?" and i go, "no. [ laughter ] do i?" and he goes, "yeah, i think you need eyeliner." laughter ] so he put eyeliner on me. i'm like, i don't know who i looked like, but i r-- a a beautiful looking young girl. >> steve: oh, that's nice. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: guys, today is friday and that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff.
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[ laughter ] i check my inbox, return some emails and of course, i send out "tha you notes." now i was running a bit behind so i thought -- [ cheers and applause ] if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly "thank you notes" right now. is that cool with you guys a [ cheers alause ] i love you. good. here we go. james, can i get some "thank you note" writing music please? ♪ tough guy. [ laughter ] tough guy face? >> steve: yeah, he's thinking about "children of bod and bone >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, sparklers for being y the ime we're like, "here kids, hold this lit fuse!" [ laughter and applause ] you remember snakes? do you know that firework? >> steve: oh, snakes are great. they'd leave giant marks o your drivewa >> jimmy: it just grows out of the ground. >> steve: it just grows -- yeah, it's like some crazy chemical tt probably -- >> jimmy: i always tell people, "oh, dude, you got to get snakes, that's the craziest firework, man. you're goingo go nuts!" and they're like, "dude, we got
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snakes." and i'm like, "yeah, dude, light it up, let me know how it goes, man." then it just goes -- >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] so then you pufour together. you put four together. >> jimmy: that's all it does, yeah. burns a hole in your driveway, yeah. >> steve: that and those snaps. >> jimmy: snaps. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, "the ba elorette" for being 25 men competing for one woman's knart. or as that's alsn, bars. [ laughter and applause ]"h , what's up?"♪ ♪ thank you, supreme court justice anthony kennedy for announcing your retirement. and thank you every picture of the supreme court for looking like a small town's community [ la and applause ] ♪ thank you, the "forgot my password" button for pretty much being my password. [ laughter and applause ] "well, i remember --" send to my email, dude. ♪
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[ laughter ] thank yo fireworks for being five minutes of excitement followed by 20 minutes of me saying, "was that the end? [ laughter ] no? oh, this is the end. oh, wait, no, there', more. autiful. oh, that's the end. this is the end right here. [ laughter and applause ] no it's not." [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, swimming with a poo odle, for answering the question, "how awkward can i make myself look in front of my friends and family." [ laughter and appuse ] "hey, buddy, water's cold!" >> steve: sup! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, yard sales tefor being the most elabo way to get other people to take out your garbage. [ laughter and applause ] there you go, those are my "you notes." we'll be right back with heidi klum, everybody! [ cheers and applae ] ♪ ♪ sometimes a day at the ballpark
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is h back f sixth season as a a judge on "america's got talent," which you can now see tuesdays at 8: p.m. right here on nbc.
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please welcome, heidi klum! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: heidi klum! hey! [ cheers and applause ] welcome back. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look gorgeous, as always. changed my hair. you were probably looking at this and you're like, "she looks nothing like this." >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i don't. immy: that's really what i was saying. >> i cut my hair. [ laughter ] i made it blonde. >> jimmy: when i saw that, no. >> do you like me better blonde or brunnette? >> jimmy: congrats on this cover. thisce. what is that? [ laughter ] i -- i think you're -- >> guys never notice, you see? they just don' >>: no, it's a frost -- it's a sun-kissed. a sun-kissed. [ laughter ] >> moving on. >> jimmy: is that -- what would you call it? honey? honey gold? [ laughter ] >> yeah, i'd go with that. >> jimmy: is that good? >> i like that. yeah.>> immy: yeah, all right, cool. i'll call you honey gold from
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now on. [ laughter ] congrats on this and i'm so -- we're going to find your top.[ ughter ] we're going to find it and try to -- someone must have taken it right before the photo shoot.e. and i apolog >> i never like to wear a top. because i don't really do that in real life, i thought, why ou i wear one on the cover, right? [ cheers ]>> immy: really? does that mean you go to, like, a pool party or something and just -- >> well, isually try and find a place where there's no one around. >> jimmy: oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> yeah.r in my backyardme hidden beaches where there aren't any tourists and then it comes off. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yeah!, >> jimmy: ah, good. yeah, why not? go for it. >> i like my fan. they need some vitamin d, too. >> jimmy: hter ] yes, get vitamin d everywhere. i agree. i thinhtit's -- [ la ] i absolutely love it. congrats. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look gorgeous on that. how is -- [ laughter ] how is -- >> how's it going? [ laughter ] [ laughter ]w is -- >> how is what? >> jimmy: how is everything? how is everything? how are you? [ laughter ] ou i'm good. it's nice to see >> jimmy: how is -- i know it is. [ laughter ] always great to see you.
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>> i always love seeing >> ji always love seeing you, too, that's funny. [ laughter ] what are you doing this summer? >> it's nice being here in the summer. laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no, yeah. it is fun. what are you doing? >> no, i love being in new york. well, i'm shooting alerica's got right now. >> jimmy: that's right. busy, busy, busy time. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how are the kids doing? any plans? >> they're in camp right now and -- >> jimmy: oh. >> this time around is a little easier because last time i 'tink i was here, and i told you that my son dieally like it. >> jimmy: he did not like camp? >> no, after three days he wanted me to pick him up. and i flew him to maine because they have beautiful camps there and after three days he was like, "mom, can you please get me out of here." >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. "because i hate the food and it's, like, a weird water. it's like swampy." because he's used to beautiful beaches where it's clear. you know? >> jimmy: yeah, and everyone's walking around topless a [ laughter ] yeah, i mean, that's where i would go. i would be spoiled -- i would be mad if i was in camp, as well. yeah. b[ laughter ] , he loved it. >> jimmy: does he love -- does he like -- >> he loved it in the end, so now it's the second time that he's goi now. >> jimmy: and now he's brave and he's like, "yeah, i'm going to go back. i love it now." >> yeah. >> jimmy: that will be you have -- but
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"america's got talent." this is your sixth -- >> see, i never went to camp my parents never sent me to camp. [ laughter ] did you all ee to camp? [ and applause ] yes? >> jimmy: i didn't go to camp. >> yeah, i never went to camp either, that's why i never wanted to put my kids to camp. mpthey were begging me to but i always like, "i want to spend holidays with my kids."ke but they were "please --" >> jimmy: yeah, "i want to hang out with my kids." i know. i know, i never did any of that stufu did er go hiking or anything like that or -- >> prom, neither, no prom.: >> jimu didn't go to prom? >> no, very sad, in germany, yeah. [ audience aws ] no prom, no camp. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> no goals. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, no. we can't talk about world cup. we can't talk about wolrd cup. >> i mean -- >> jimmy: we'll talk about world cup soon. yeah, i want to get to that.ta i want t about "america's got talent." how are all the judges? how's howie doing? how's everyone doing? >> they're amazing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i love being on that show. >> jimmy: you do?th >> i havmost -- >> jimmy: i can tell that you like it. >> i have the most fun there. i mean, you know, howie, simon, mel, and these amazing people that come on to the stage. some not so amazing, but it's l stn to see them, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, is it tough to
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be hard on them if you like, "oh, man, a loser." is just a >> it's getting easier and easier. [ laughter ] this is my -- >> jimmy: it's like, "oh, man." p well, i would never say that because i don't waple to walk away crying. but definitely, this is my sixth year of being there, and it gets easier. >>e immy: yeah. e judges getting nicer? >> it's getting easier for me to say "no" to them. >> jimmy: if it is bad -- if itu is bad canlike, "i can't even talk. good to see you. bye."ve well, you o make up something. >> no, you should say something. >> jimmy: you should. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. be rude, yeah. laughter ] sometimes i se things -- i want to get -- >> i think it's even worse not to say anything. no, no, no. ually tell them what i didn't -- >> jimmy: you have to say something, yeah. >> yeah and i want to tell them what i didn't like -- >> jimmy: because sometimes -- >> i just try to wrap it in a a nice -- >> jimmy: bow. >> package with a bow on it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> instead of, like -- it the way simon does it most of the time. >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. but -- i love seeing the thing and i love the golden buzz. >> i do, too. >> jimmy: did you use yours? you haven't used yours yet? >> i have used mine. >> jimmy: oh! >> everyone else has been aired irready but, save the best for last, mine has not yet. yes. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> i think i have the winner this year. >> jimmy: you really do? >> i think i really do. ss what : now let me g it i let me guess. don't say anything. it starts with an "a?"
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animal? it's a dog? is it a dog? >> no, it's not a dog. we did have a singing dog on, but, honestly, he didn't really sing so i walike, "what exactly --" [ laughter ] and simon loved it -- >> jimmy: can you say what it is? >> he howls like any other dog. what are you on?" [ laughter ] immy: it's just a barking dog. yeah. i know, so can you say who is it is or, no, you don't you want to say? >> no, i can't say who it is but -- >> jimmy: it's coming up in an episode. >> this person has the total package, ihink. and if this person maybe doesn't win on this show, i think this person will be a a superstar. >> jimmy: really? >> and i think that's why they haven't aired my golden buzzer yet because i think that we nd of have this inside thing. this -- we're fighting about, you know, who is going to win is. >> jimmy: you mean, they're competitive? >> yeah, we're very competitive. you know, simon's always like, "mine is going to win!" >> jimmy: yep. >> and i was like, "what are you talkingoabout? mine ig to win." and then you know howie he thinks his is going to win, so we always have this little bet going on inside. >> jimmy: and also, but sometimes they ask you to be part of the and i heard h nbc that you guys do not know about these things? >> of course, we don't know.ll >> jimmy: i didn't know -- >> we never know what comes on to the stage. amd a lot of the times these
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people ask to participate. and obviously we always say yes, i want them to do well. so, you know, when ty say, "come on to the stage," we come on to the stage. sometimes i wish i would have not have come on to the ste. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like, explain what happened because it hink we brouclip. but somebody -- what did they ask you to do? and this is -- i would have said, "no." >> they asked me to do nothing, but just sit there a not breath [ light laughter ] and hold really stl. >> jimmy: yeah, but that would -- see that would scare me. i want to show -- i want to show a clip. here's heidi klum -- l, then maybe you know why. >> jimmy: yeah. here's a sneak peek of the july 17th episode of "america's got talent." take a look at this. >> oh, my god! >> hold still. hold still! >> ahh! >> hold still.ha >> what's ppening now? >> hold still! hold still. >> ion't feel good. no, i don't think i feel really good right now. >> simon, do something. >> woah!
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♪ >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applaus >> i mean, really? i mean, really? >> jimmy: heidi um, everybod catch the new season of "america's got talent" tuesdays at 8:00 p.m. on nbc. we're playing a fun game with heidi when we come back. stick around, everybody. it's gonna be good [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ 1,2,1,2,1,2,1,2 ♪ this goes out to you, to you, to you and you ♪ ♪ if i can do it, you can too if i can do it, you can too ♪ ♪ see life, life is a moment ♪ the story doesn't need the writer's involvement ♪ ♪ so edit this for me ♪ don't embellish and twist it, please ♪ ♪ don't embed it in mysteries ♪ edit this for me
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♪ a [ chee applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! we're hanging out with the one and only, heidi klum! [ cheers and applause ] heidi klum, we love you, pal. i want to talk world cup. >> oh. >> jimmy: i know. i know, but i know you're german and germany, ow, wow. >> i mean, how can you, like, win. jimmy: yes.
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>> like, win the whole thing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then next time around, i think we're like the las on the list, this time around. >> jimmy: yeah. >> how is that possible? >> jimmy: it's, yeah, i'm sorry to -- yeah. it mus've been a bummer. >> i mean, i feel bad for all of them. >> jimmy: yeah, me, too. >> but you know what, at the end of the day, may the best one win, right? >> jimmy: oh, that's true. >> may the best one win. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] maybe it's just time for someone else to win. >> jimmy: i guess so. still. >> someone else is better this year. but it was -- ld jimmy: at least you guys you made it to the wup. the u.s. didn't even -- they didn't qualify at all. i had nobody to root for or nothing. ldt i thought this would be a a fun thing we co tonight, we could play a game. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i think we should have our very own rmany versus usa world cup with the foosball table. [ cheers and applause ] >> okay. >> jimmy: you down with th? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, that's thank you. ♪ all right, here we go. here we go. that's- this -- i know. >> jimmy: you're trying this -- >> i don't know if i'm very good at that either, to be honest with you. >> jimmy: all ght. oh, yeah well -- >> right along with our german soccer players. [ laughter ] anyway. >> jimmy: now, loo t i don't wajust play a regular old game of foosball. let's make things interesting, okay? we're going to do this blindfolded. >> okay. [ laughter ]
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woah! >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] ooh. >> jesus. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sorry. i thought you wereuroing to put on, i have no idea what's happening. [ laughter ] this feels -- wow, all right. ok, all right -- [ laughter ] i'm just going to do this. >> 50 shades of [ er ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. 50 shades of foosball. oh, my gosh. all right. here we go. all right, now -- [ cheers ] ♪ >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: questlove, give me some foosball -- e so who put this thing on you. u actually wearing one? >> jimmy: what's that? [ laughter ] yes. >> the blindfold. >> jimmy: i put it oi t -- oh, i can't have you put it on. you can't see anything. >> is he cheating? [ audience nos ] okay, good. >> jimmy: one of these -- oh, here. [ laughter ] all right, now, i'm going to put the ball in the slot here, okay? [ laughter and applause ] ♪ now -- hey, watch it. laughter ] don't -- don't push your thing
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thatar. [ laughter ] >> i haven't -- why,s the ball i [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, but itere's -- >> in? >> jimmy: no, but there's balls --s there's ba play, there's balls in play. now, look, i'm going to -- >> is it happening? >> jimmy: so, here you go, on the count of three i'm going to drop the go --n and then we wait, i got to just -- i want to peak for a second, sorry. i'm trying to score on -- >> geez. >> jimmy: i know, sorry. sm going to score on this -- so this -- i have re this way. >> halftime! [ laughter ]o i haveore this way. and you have to score this way. >> i score to the right. [ laughter ] >> jim: uh -- sure. [ laughter ] >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: me, too. i know, but all right, here we go. all right. gosh! calm down, man! here we go, are you ready for is? >> yes! >> jimmy: all right! questlove, can you give me some foosba playing -- watch it right there! because seriously. [ laughter ] i swear to goodness it's goi really be a long summer for me. [ laughter ] all right, watch it, watch it, watch it.
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ow! all right, ready? >> watch it? i can't watch it. >>immy: one, two, three. all right, good, rs and applause ] >> how do you know where the ball is? how do you know where the ball is? >> jimmy: i don't know where the ball is! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ my god. [ cheers a applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: stop. >> stop one second. >> jimmy: i'm exhausted. >> no, stop one second. stop. >> jimmy: i am exhausted. >> putore balls in. we need more balls. >> jimmy: you want another brel in t >> i want another ball. [ cheers and applause ] we need -- like, how many balls you got? [ laughter ] put more balls in. >> jimmy: okay. >> otherwise, this is never going to work. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ bell rings ] what? >> jimmy: i don't no. i don't know. [ audience chants ] >> what happena!? >> jimmy: usa! [ audience chants ] ♪ oh, my god. you guys, we'll be right back. we'll be right back. heidi klum. check out "america's got talent" tuesday nights on nbc. lakeith stanfield joins us next -- ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i'm captain obvious and
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our next guest from the film "get out" and the hit tv show "atlanta." he also stars in the new movie "sorry to bother you," which is in selt theaters july 6th and opens everywhere july 13th. everyone please welcome
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lakeith stanfield. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: lakeith! welcome -- welcome to the show. but also i want to say welcome back to the show. >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: because you were here, but not as a guest really. you came out with mia wasikowska. wasikowska? >> killed that. >> jimmy: alright thank you. laughter ] and spike jones. and he actually dirended you guysou -- and they filmed you, actually, it's a great thing. go to our utube page if you want to see what we did with spike jones and lakeith. but we -- it was like a a dance -- whole like dance sequence thing with music from run the jewels and you were fantastic. are you -- >> thank you. at your first professional dancing gig? >> yeah, first professional but, you know, i've always been dancing. i just -- as soon as i wake up, i just think, check the time, dance.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? you dance everyd o? everyday. yeah. >> jimmy: do you do the same dance? or there's different dances? >> no, man. you just -- i think you need to let the spirit lead when you e. da you shouldn't think about, you just move. >> jimmy: wow. >> you know? >> jimmy: like what would you do now if you let the spirit take over? [ chee and applause ] oh, yeah. come on now. ♪ i like that. that's aittle kind of -- >> you couldn't see it but my toes were in my shoes doing this. j my: oh, wow. fantastic. >> i think that's also important to keep in mind. >> jimmy: the dancing kind of -- kind of got yo-- your job in "atlanta" though, didn't it? >> yeah. actually, yeah. i was -- i was on the dance he floor,nly person on the dance floor. >> jimmy: by yourself? >> yeah. so i was just dancing y imaginary dance partner. and i happened to bump this guy. and i looked up and it was gambino. and i was like, oh, i know who
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you are. and he was like, "oh, yeah. i think you'd be great for ts role that i have in mind." and i was like, "cool." [ laughter ] and i s darius on "atlanta." >> jimmy: and there you go. and now here you are as a -- two season -- three seasons lar. yeah. look at this. look at this. [ cheers and applause ] from the -- so what, dude. "get out," "atlanta," and now u're in this movie "sorry to bother you." which is honestly, i've never seen anything like that movie, i would say. it's -- >> you've never seen anything like this movie. like it's so insane and so crazy. it's a wild ride. like i don't know if anyone's seen the traer yet. >> jimmy: no, yeah. the trailer went viral. it was fantastic. >> yeah, like, that's not even a drop in the bucket t this movie is. it's crazy. >> jmy: and who did it again who directed it and who wrote this? >> boots riley. >> jimmy: yeah, bootriley. yeah, boots riley. he's got a big afro, two chops, and a great musical sense. >> jimmy: yeah. it's -- can you explain who you play in the movie? >> i play cassius green who is
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basically a telemarketer who is trying to better himself and better position hims the world. and in order to do this, he hasp on his white voice. but the movie itself is -- it's anbsurd dark comedy, light dark comedy, with magical realism. realisnisism? >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. [ laughter ] you killed >> witcal -- it's -- >> jimmy: yeah, there you go. >> it's sci-fi. just using the w telemarketing to sort of go on the journey with cassius who is trying to better his life.: >> jimplain the white voice for a second. >> you bet. ->> jimmy: because when y when you talk in white voice, it's actually st a white person doing your voice, right? >> yeah. so -- >> jimmy: you're lip syncing, no it's -- it's funny. >> yeah, it's -- so we're on set doing this. [ lahter ] and then they had david cross, w,o does my voice in the s come on and over dub. and the white voice is the ormechanism that's used to of bring yourself up the ladder in this world in this strang
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fictional world. so -- >> jimmy: it's a great cast. >> but i actually really have a a white voice and i've been using so far since i've been on this show. urlaughter ] >> jimmy: this is hite voice? >> oh, yeah. oh, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is your actual voice. >> i don't know if i want to release that to the world. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god, that's -- unbelievable. go back to -- yeah. go back to -- yeah. go back to white voice. the -- [ laughter ] this is really white voice. [ laughter ] i au they said no.e movie. too white. >> it's really good. >> jimmy: thank you, yeah. i'm pretty good at being white, yeah. >> really? [ laughter ]im >>: great cast, armie hammer, danny glover is in this. do you ever get danny and donald glover confused if you e-mail each other? >> well i thought -- i thought danny glover was donald's dad for a little >> jimmy: yeahoo i think. yeah. >> then i realize. no, i have donald in my phone, g donaver as donald duck in my phone. [ light laughter ]
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>> jimmy: that's good to know.t >> so i don't em confused. yeah, donald ducky. >> jimmy: donald ducky. [ light laughter ] and you give everyone nicknames? >> yeah. yeah. i got -- let's see, who else? i got don cheadle as don cheeto. [ light laughter ] i've got david cross as david crisscross. >> jimmy: ah. [ light laughter ] missed the bus. >> yeah, i g ava duvernay as just lovely because she's just so lovely. >> jimmy: oh. >> and, yeah. and then i've got jordan peele as jordan pp. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: anything we wanted to set up the movie. i don't think i can set it up any more. i'll just show a clip guys, here's lakeith stanfield in "sorry to bother you." ke a look at this. >> what's up with the suit? >> about to be paid. >> we're all trying to get paid, but we're going to do it as a team. >> you know monica's about to lose his house. >> cash, that don't mean sell out. >> are you doing all right? >> yeah, i'm doing good. how are you doing? >> fantastic. >> fantastic? >> i hope have you a good day. >> i hope you have a better week. >> i hope your month is full of successful days and a lot of great ventures. i hope you just come up, brother.
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>> you got something you want to say? >> you got sething you want say? >> you smell great. >> you smell great. what is that? >> burberry, what you got ? >> i forgo >> smells expensive. >> it's just deodorant. >> okay. >> yeah. >> good. >> it's smelling good brothers. hey, we should go out. get drinks. >> want to gh. drinks? >> y >> how many drinks? >> yeah. two, three. >> three? >> four. >> five? >> all of them. >> i'll miss -- >> it's on you though. >> walk. >> jimmy: i mean, come on. [ cheers and applause ] well done, lakeith stanfield, everybody.or to bother you" is in select theaters july 6th and opens everywhere july 13th. we'll be right back with stand-up from taylor tomlinson. stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is rick blomquist.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] an>> jimmy: our next gueste seen in the netflix series, "the comedy lineup" streaming july 3rd. making her "tonight show" as debut, pwelcome the very funny taylor tomlinson. cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you so much. my gosh, i am seriously so excited to be here rig. because everybody i went to high school with is getting married and having kids, on facebook. probably in real life too. [ laughter ]s and -- and i'm not saying i don't want
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to get married. i do. i just know i'm not ret. sometimes i think i'm ready. i see the posts, i feel the arptiness. like, i want to beed. [ laughter ] but then i eat bread and i feel so much better. [ cheers and applause ] just eating some carost ruined my life. like that was a close one. you think u need to get married, just slam a sleeve of ritz crackers first. [ laughter ] make sure that's not what you need. if that doesn't work, lie under some warm laundry foan hour. it feels like being loved unconditionally. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applaus i want to have kids too but i'm raid. because as far as i can tell you do not get to pick. [ laughter ] just go to the hospital in pain. three hours later, they're s like, thisat came out of you. [ laughter ] really? they're like, yeah, no tradesies. [ laughter ] and they're not cute right away. have you seen a newborn recently? it's disgusting. it's all -- [ laughter ] it's all purple and , congratulations, it's a a raisin. [ laughter ] and then we all have to lie w parents.
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like, oh, he's really handsome. [ laughter ] oh, she's beautiful. i'm bad at it. i'm like, oh, that has latential. [ laughter and ae ] what's that going to be a girl when the scales fall who gave you a glue gun? what did you make? [ ughter ] that needs like 40 more minutes up in there. at least. what's her name, salmonella. [ laughter ] that yolk is running. not ready, not ready. [ laughter ] but i'm in my 20s. i shouldn't be making any permanent decisions, okay? being in your 20s is like having a virus. you can't do anything, you just have to wait until you're better. [ laughter ]ee [ and applause ] and the whole time you're waiting, everybody's like, st these are the ears of your life. these are the best years of your whole life. and i'm like, i just used a a fast food napkin as toilet paper. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
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this gets worse? everything feels like that in your 20s. tempory, pointless. dating in your 20s is like watching "titanic" where you're just l work't gonna but, let's just enjoy this first part where we're hooking up in cars and pretending he's not poor. [ laughter and applause ] put a jacketn anybody. i hung out with some girls my own age last week. one of whom told me she's writing a memoir at 23. yeah. i'm like, maybe start with a a pamphlet i don't know. [ laughter ] yeah, if you're writing a 2 a memoir in yo, you have better have been murdered. like -- [ laught ] unless you are murdered or you're that chick who got her arm bitten off by a shark and no kept surfingemoir. you have to earn your autobiography. [ laughternd applause ] i will never hang out with these girls again. one point they started taking photos for the internet. because i don't know if you know this, but if you don't lyke enough photos for the
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internet, you actutart to disappear like marty mcfly in "back to the future." [ laughter ] thank you for laughing, they did not get that reference. [ laughter ]so his girl is taking like four, 500 photos just trying so hard to maer. and she turns -- [ laughter ]t to all of use table and goes, "okay, now, let's do one where we're laughing." [ laughter ] and then all the girls around me went --la hter and applause ] feel how horrible that was?la hter ] they didn't make any noise, they just went through the motions like an atheist with their family on christmas. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] back to candid photo, the my generation. just a lie with a filter on it.s have you seen girls online? and they -- oh, yeah. it's so weird that you caught is me in oppy field in my
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ball gown, #blessed. [ laughter and applause ] no, that's not real. and it's not candid. candid means bad. you guys remember the '90s when you took a candid photo on aab a disp camera, and then you just didn't see it for 30 days?ht [ la ] you went to bed every night, like, hope that pans out. [ laughter ] and a month later you picked it up in that crappy paper taco sleeve fl of duplicates because you need one for every room in the trailer.we and yo through and you finally saw it and it sucked. three of your fingers are in the corner. nobody's looking at the camera. [ laughter ] it's just your aunt and uncle getting divorced in the ckground. [ laughter ] and then you throw a pizza party in a scrapbook like it a deserved to emory? that was a candid photo. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. ♪ >> jimmy: taylor tomlinson.
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[ cheers and applause ] follow her on twitter @taylortomlinson. we'll be right back ody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to heidi klum, laith stanfield, taylor tomlinson right there. [ cheers and applause ] well done. and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers aay applause ] uned for "late night with seth meyers."
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thank you for watching. have a great weekend, hope to see you next week. bye-bye, everydy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- ed helms, from "the crown," actress vanessa kirby, star of "nanette," comedian hannah gadsby, featuring the 8g band with brian fraiser-moore. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, setheyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doinght? [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic to hear. that's great. in that case, let's get to the news. today is president t 72nd birthday. and when she heard that, melania disappeared again. [ light laughter ]


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