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jon glaser, musical guests the chainsmokers with 5 seconds of summer, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 1028. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and alause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness. that's what you want right there. that's a great crowd right there. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here.la [ cheers and ae ] give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen.
the roots. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much, everybody. welcome. well, guys, this week the white house released its budget proposal for 20, and it calls t r a record $4.75 trillion. so between the budd "the bachelor," that's two proposals that definitely aren't happening. [ laughter and applause ] not happening. >> steve: not gonna happen. >> jimmy: jumped over the wall. steve: wall. >> jimmy: but in his budget proposal i saw that trump wants to cutpending at the education department by 12%. fortunately, after the cuts kick in, we'll have no idea if that's a lot. so, i mean -- [ laughter and applause ] "12% that's great." that's right, trump wants to cut the education department budget. it's all part of trump's plan to defeat his greatest enemy, spelling. a [ laughter alause ] er big story. house speaker nancy pelosi says that she doesn't think democrats should focus on impeaching trump becau quote, "he's just not worth it." [ laughter ] then trump said, "i am worth it.
[ laughter ] my l'oréal shampoo told me so. [ laughter and applause ] i'm worth it." but trump's been busy. today, he received the boy scouts report to the nation these scouts talked about how they performed over 14 million hours of service to their communit then trump sat them all down and explained how nobody likes a show-off. [ laughter and applause ] g "but i'm tatest president of all time. [ light laughter ] better than anyone. i've done more for the boy scouts --" [ laughter ] hey, guys, i want to say happy birthday to senator mitt romney who turns 72 years old today. and -- [ cheers and applause ] 72. and this is going viral. akter his staff gave him a made out of twinkies, he had a a very interesting way ohi blowing oucandles. i think this is real. i mean, we didn't do anything to it. but watch how he blew -- did you see this? watch. ♪ happy birthday to you
>> oh, my goodness. look at this. [ laughter ] >> steve: what? what >> jimmy: good thing that cake is made out of twinkies because anything euld be stale before he's finished. like -- [ laughter and applause ] i've never seen anything like that, man. some more political news. i saw that beto o'rourke is headed to iowa this weekend, and some are saying that he might announce his run for 2020. [ cheers ] yeah. i got to be honest, it's hard keeping up with who'ally running for president and who is not. >> tariq: well -- it's not that hard. especially if you write a a helpful rap about it.ht [ light la ] >> jimmy: tariq, did you write a helpful rap about it? >> tariq: you tell me. [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ how many people are running now you know there are plenty 2020 is crazy packed ♪ ♪ it's a political frenzy we've got warren in the race
and she's ready to rock we've got julian ♪ ♪ and harris pulling up on the block cory booker and delaney have the ballgame cked ♪ ♪ and bernie's back again he's looking like he got shocked ♪we've got williamson and ♪ klobuchar and gabbard and yang buttigieg and hickenlooper have the funniest names ♪ ♪ howard schultz is independent he's the starbucks guyf i don't know'll run ♪ ♪ but give me one venti chai there's also gillibrand and inslee this is quite a barrage ♪ and then beto's there and biden gives a massage it's only 2019 and it's anyone's guess ♪ ♪ oh and we're still waiting to hear frommr kanye west ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jmy: that was helpful. thank you, tariq. i appreciate it. [ light laughter ] did you guys hear about this? today, the fbi arrested a bunch of parents who paid other people to take the s.a.t. and a.c.t. for their kids. [ audiene ohs ] then 99% of the nfl and nba
rawere like, "yeah, that's. [ laughter and applause ] o would do that?" some entertainment news.ti for the firs in "bachelor" history, there were no women left leading into tonight's finale [ laughter ] so i think we can all finally understand why colton has been a virgin this long. [ laughter ] he had 30 women to choose from. [ applause ] well, guys, this very interesting, a lot of people are placing bets on prince harry and meghan markle's baby will be born.ll peopleround the world are very curious about the royal baby. so now for more on the story we go to our anying british correspondent, nigel duffy. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] >> mm-hmm, yes. >>immy: nigel. >> yes, very good, yes, mm-hmm. yes, delighted to be here, jimmy. my heart is beating 900 mes per minute simply from the thrill i feel discussing the royal family. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's weird. now, nigel -- [ laughter ] what can you tell us about the neroyal baby-to-be? >> very good. yes, everyone is speculating over when the new royal baby will be born. some believe it will be born in itril, while others believ
will be born in october. [ laughter ] >> jmy: nigel, there's no wa the baby will be born in october, that would be a a 15-month pregnancy. >> yes, that's far too long, my mistake. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay what else can you tell us, nigel? >> mm-hmm, yes. whoopsie-poopsie. yes, custard pie. [ laughter ] very good, yes.sp everyone iulating over what the royal baby's first meal will be. some believe it'll be milk, il others believe it'll be a a burrito bowl from chipotle. [ laughter ]♪ uac-a-by baby ♪ >> jimmy: all right, thank you. the royal baby's first meal will not be from chipotle. >> you're right. it's the royal family. so burger king. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. >> dairy queen. >> jimmy: no, look, nigel, i'm very annoyed with you right now. you're very, very annoying. >> mm- there we are.a-boy. very good. scuffly-duffly. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: why don't we talk about somethin, else? okheard that the queen just made her first instagram post a few days ago. what can you tell us about that? es, very good. timbly-nimbly. christmas pudding, yes. [ laughter ] everyone is speculating over at the queen's next instagram post will be. some believe it will be a photo of her slam dunking a a basketball with her tongue out. while others believe it will her taking a duck face selfie on
with the cap"yas, queen." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nigel, maybe you can talk to us a little bit out brexit. >> i'm sorry? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: brexit. >> what is a brexit? is that a member of the royal family?ht [ la ] >> jimmy: no. >> okay. >> jimmy: brexit is the uk's decision -- >> yes. l >> jimmy: ve the european union. >> yes, double decker bus. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: they agreed on a deal but so far the british parliament has votedgainst it. [ laughter ] >> fuddy-duddy. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: now the prime minister is trying to convince members to vote "yfo" on a deal -- >> rickety-poo, yes. >> jimmy: the u.k. leaves the e.u. -- >> wangle-badangle, yes. >> jimmy: which is scheduled to happen in just a few weebl. [ indiscer] >> jimmy: do you have any thoughts on -- what's that? >> what's that? >> jimmy: do you have any thoughts on that? >> oh, no, i donbe, but i will oing a book signing at chipotle tomorrow morning. >> jimmy: get out of here! [ laughter and applause ] nigel duffy, get lost. go! get out! get him out of here. i th't good, you guys. chef boyardee has recalled almost 3,000 pounds of
microwaveable chicken and rice because they contain beef ravioli. [ laughter ] even more upsetting the chef boyardee spokesman kept ot using air when he said the word "beef." [ laughter and applause ] i read that a growing number of breweries are trying t beer healthier. sounds like a good idea until you're at a party and someone hands you a kale palale. [ laughter ] and finally i heard about an app named "calm" tha supposed to help you fall asleep, where matthemcconaughey reads you a a bedtime story. [ light laughter ] everstory ends with "good night, good night, good night." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i'd do that. , we have a great show. keira knightley is here. [ cheers and applause ] jon glaser is here. [ cheers and applause ] the chai of summer are here.s [ cheers and applause ] give it up for theeroots right ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ]
♪ my: hey, everybody, than you for joining us. did you know that the worldwide web just turned 30 years old today? >> steve: what? >> jimmy: yeah, it's the 30th anniversary or birthday, i guess, of the internet. >> steve: that's crazy. >> jimmy: is that the same thing? the internet?web and the >> steve: i think that's two different things. >> jimmy: they're two different things? e internet was invented al gore. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: in the '90s. [ laughter ] well, anyways, the worldwide web turned 30 years old today and a lot has changed since it arted, so even how it sounds. so i thought it would be kind of fun. i took some classic unds like dial-ups, modems, the aol guy, and i put them into and app ca- samplebot is this thing, right? so now -- so this is like e -- like -- [ dial-up sound ] you know what i'm saying? emember those things that y can do -- >> welcome. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] so, anyways, i thought i'd remix those into a song in honor of the world wide web. [ cheers and applause ] all right, so here's the first one. quest. ♪ds [ dial-up so
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: nice to see you. >> hi. >> jimmy: thk you for coming back. >> thanks for having me. it's been a while. >> jimmy: it's been a while. >> yes. >> jimmy: how old is baby now? >> baby is 3 1/2 >> jimmy: wow. is that right? >> baby is a toddler. baby is not a baby.my >> jbaby is not a baby anymore. >> yeah, she's huge. >> jimmy: three and a half. >> three and a half. are you into -- ar pyou into "prol?" >> oh -- >> jimmy: sorry, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you into all those shows? >> ah, "paw patrol." yeah, no we're really, really i deep, deep, deo "paw patrol." ra?jimmy: have you done >> yeah, but it's like toddler crack, isn't it? >> jimmy: no, yeah no. >> i mean, which is kind of a a good thing, because, you know, you go, okay, 's saturday night, and maybe you've had a couple of more glasses of wine than you should have and suny morning "paw trol." >> jimmy: is the best thing to have ever existed in the history of the world. >> absolutely amazin
>> jimmy: yes, exactly. thank you, "paw patrol." t but if you don't have the hangover, it's j so we don't just have like because we have to act out as well. >> jimmy: oh, i didn't know that. >> yeah, yeah, constantly, so -- because it's the bathtime thing.oy we have bath "paw patrol" is in the bath. i mean, it's everywhere, but it's in the bath.nl and she'lllet me be rubble. and okay the parents -- my pants in the audience woul understand this, but rubble is rubbish. >> jimmy: oh, come on now. no, come on. >> i want to be skye. she has to be skye -- she has it, you know, but she willrunly let me ble. and then, she tells me off about it. "so no, don't do that.sn no, he d talk like that." i'm like, "i'm getting paid for this." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mommy is aon a profes actor. hello. >> mommy knows what she's ing. jimmy: this is the way rubble talks, you know. >> she won't have it. >> jimmy: oh, gosh. my kids are over the -- i mean trthey're super into "paw " now but i live for -- i'm into it now. >> are you? >> jimmy the plot lines and all the stuff, yeah. >> it's really deep. >> jimmy: 's really, really deep. well, congrats on -- baby and i
know you're married and your sb d is a musician. >> yes. >> jimmy: are you musical? >> no. >> jimmy: you're not n >> n >> jimmy: i always thought you were. >> no, i mean, i played the flute when i was at school. >> jimmy: hey, there you go. >> yeah, there you go. and i probably can't anyo.re but, no, >> jimmy: no musical talent at all? no hidden talent?o, >> oh,hat, oh, yes, there is one.er [ laug >> jimmy: there might be one, maybe? >> it's a very special one, yes. >> jimmy: i heard of that maybe one. c >> yeah, play my teeth.no >> jimmyhow did you come up with this? how did you know you had this talent? >> well, there was at school when i was about seven or eight and he went on the talent show on tv. so he was like the coolest person ever and he played hi teeth so everybody at my school ths like, "wow, that's cool." so everybody fro school i think can probably play their teeth. obsessively playing their teeth. >> jimmy: could you -- i mean, andon't know, i mean, the audience might notto hear a little sample -- [ cheers and applause ] come on. you would love it if you could just give us a take. it would be very fun. >> okay, i meawa what do you
? >> jimmy: all right, maybe just give me a classic. >> okay -- i mean, classic is "raindrops keep falling on your head." because i think thated what he plt the talent show. so that's why i first learned -- would you like that? >> jimmy: i woullove that. ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪, gosh! [ cheers and applause ] you even did "nothing bothers me." you even did "nothing bothers me." >> of course. >> jimmy: that's music talent. that's fantastic. could you do like a newer song like a more modern song? >> yeah, i mean, yeah. what would you like? i can do anything you like. what would you like? >> jimmy: could you do "despacito." [ laughter ] >> sure. ♪ [ light laughter ] ] [ laught
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. that's an album. that's a record album. >> yes.th >> jimmy's fantastic. that's an album right there. i would totally buy that. 't believe my husband hasn't put me in the band yet. >> jimmy: i mean, what is he thinking? yeah, please. >> yes, i know.re >> jimmy: something also about you that -- it said that you only watch your movies once if that. >> yeah, if that. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: why, jt because you n't want to watch yourself? i mean, you're great. >> thank you., i don't kn's just weird. it's weird. it's like hearing your own voice. it's like you know -- i don't know and i only see the bad bits.h, i'm like, hy did i do that?" >> jimmy: when you see this photo, don't you go, i was in ove actually." this is a great -- i have to watch this movie. >> yeah. do you know what the only thing that i really remember from doing "love acally," i was and this, this, i got the biggest zit of my life when we were shooting this scene and this scene was like the im rtant one, isn't it,
because i watching the wedding. >> jimmy: you were watching the wedding. >> yeah, so it was literally, it was like another head growing out of my head and i was only in the film, it's a a small part. i was only on it for two weeks and like the chances of getting like this extra headso went in and they tried to cover it and they tried to -- and do e was nothing they cou so the hat went on. [ laughter ] he jimmy: is that the reason why you're wearingat? >> yeah, that's the reason for the hat. >> jimmy: wow, i thought it was just a fashion toy. >> i mea i was lucky it sn't anywhere else. >> jimmy: yeah. >> because i don't know what we would have done. >> jimmy: you were wearing a a scarf around your head. oh, my gosh. that's good triv. >> yeah.: >> jimlove that. every time i'll watch it now, i'll think of that. and i'll watch it every year. trust me, i love it. let's talk about "the yaftermath." . >> jimmy: what a great film. a cool choice of a film, i would say, because i haven't seen "war room" and stuff like that but this deals with a a different subject. >> yeah, it does. wo sort of it deals with the direct aftermath od war ii and kind of i think asks the questions about how do you get over a catastrophic nf ct like that and how do you rebuild yourself personally but also how do nations rebuild themselves? so it's ki of a story about that. it's a tragedy and it's also a
a love triangle but it's kind of ihink a story of redemption and hope. >> jimmy: yeah, i want to cow everyonep. here's keira knightley in "the aftermath." take a look. >> this dress isn't right. [ footsteps ] >> what are you doing downstairs? >> just tell him -- tell him you're leaving with me. tonight -- and i will. >> how did you come for me? [ footsteps ] >> that's the same dress. >> what? oh. yes.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to "the tonight show." we're about to play a game called musical beers. my first opponents tonight are a grammy-winning duo with a new single out called "who do you on love" with 5 s of summer. give it up for the chainsmokers.la [ cheers and ae ] >> good to seeou. >> jimmy: get ready, buddy. >> let's go. >> let's do this. >> jimmy: welcome back. [ cheers and applause ] we will be facing off agnst another very talented group of musicians.
heey're going on tour with chainsmokers this fall. please welcome 5 seconds of summer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oing, man? >> there's too many of us to -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, the game works like musical chairs but instead of diving into empty we chairse grabbing these red cups of beer. when the music stops one person will be left empty-happened. they're out of the game an have to hang out with our deejay. dj mark duane upstage. dj mark duane. [ cheers ] [ air horn ] the last one standing is the musiers champion. all right, everybody, space yourselvesut and get ready. >> all right. never my: quest, w you're ready, start playing the music and we'll start - we'll start to walk around. >> i want to win this so bad. >> jimmy: yeah. clockwise, yeah.
ah. ♪ >> whoa, whoa, what are you doing? come on. ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: almost out of here. almost out of here. [ music stops ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] well played, everybody. >> we throw them in now? >> jimmy: you throw them n >> all right you've evened the odds. i'll give you that. >> jimmy: evened the odds. here we go. >> you're gog to ruin show us not being in there. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. >> over here. does that count? >> my heart's beating so fast. >> i've never been more intimidated in my whole life. ♪ >> yes. >> let's work together. you only need one of us to win. ♪ >> jimmy: ah!
♪ >> oh, no. [ music stops ] [ [ ughter ] plause ] >> want some of mine? >> yeah. >> make us proud, michael. >> jimmy: if you had the other one, you would have still been in the game. and then there were four. thanks. >> all right, here we go. >> i knew it would be you and me, michael. >> yeah. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: here we go. ♪ are you moving at all? are you just going to stand there? >> i'm watching you. >> jimmy: don't watch me, man. ♪ >> don't don't even --ut it. [ laughter ] ♪ >> go on, yeah. keep moving. keep moving. keep it going. [ music stops ] oh! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> what's up, guys?
>> jimmy: i got another interview to do. this icrazy. [ laughter ] >> take him out, drew! >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> oh, this is going to get serious. ♪ [ laughter ] w i thought wee going this way. >> jimmy: why is he not -- get him back. ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ >> okay. h get away from him. [ talking over eher ] ♪ >> i can't hear the music. [ laughter ] ♪ [ music stops ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yo! come on, man.br that buttoen or something? >> hey. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> he's out for blood. >> jimmy: what's going on,
dude? >> you played a good game. >> jimmy: i'm out of breath, ton. >> why did wee havo around the whole table? >> jimmy: here we go. ♪ , my gosh. ♪ it's the chainsmokers versus 5 s-o-s. what's going to happen? ♪ [ music stops ] oh!ee [ and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: yeah! the winner, 5 seconds of usmmer. [ cheers and app] our thanks to the chainsmokers, questlove.gu thes will perform later in the show. we're talking to jon glaser after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (mom) ughhh
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>> how is it going? >> jimmy: good. i didn't know -- did you run here? what's going on, buddy? >> yeah, i have -- i'm training for a trail, a half marathon in may and trying to work everything into myunning schedule and i had to do a big run today so i just thought i would run from brooklyn to the studio. i would have tried to get the run out in the morning but my -- we had parent/teacher conferences for my dghter. she's doing great in school. they broke up the clique she had.er [ laug so, things are going good with that. but yeah, i just -- you know, i'm like, "let me get my run in we mic'd me up at home and i just got here. it's a good run. it's good weather. i love this weather. .he 30s. >> jimmy: oh, ye [ laughter ] >> yeah, felt good. felt good.we >> jimmyome to the show. we do want to -- you have a lot of gear on. >> yeah.my >> ji know "jon glaser loves gear." >> it's true. >> jimmy: could you maybe walk me through some of the gear that you aually have on you there. >> yeah, i mean, i got a lot of my trail stuff.my you know, i gorail shoes on which have a little more cushion than i like for the trails. i like a flatter shoe fothe road. everything else pretty standard.
you know, compression sleeves for my calves, compression shortsver my running shorts, tank, wool base layer. llarm warmers, they're act for biking, but they work great for running. >> jimmy: wow. >> nice polar-tek hat and shades. sorry for the shades, but -- and then i got my trail vest which is great. it's got, you know, you got a water bottle. sometimes i'll do one of the bladders with the tube and i like to be hands-free with my water. you got to hydrate. >> jimmy: yeah, oh, wow. is that how -- squeeze it from the bottle. >> you can take it -- you can take it out. you can also leave it in. i'm just being quick because i'm tired. the nice thing about this pack is that it's got -- you can load up a lot in the bacyo u can put a lot of your supplies -- actually, if you unzip i got a a couple of things i can show you. >> jimmy: oh, sure. of course. >> you know,ea got my windr, you know, in case it got cold. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and then, also, for after my run, i got my foot long sub but you can put that back. i'll eat it later. i'm not going to have my meal on the desk. it'll be messy, i have too much respect for the talk show
genre. [ laughter ] so you can put that back in there. >> jimmy: absolutely. i appreciate it. b >> yeah,ut you know -- [ cheers ]me >> jimmy: , it's amazing. [ applause ] welcome and thank you so much. we -- i love the show "jon glaser loves gear." >> thank you. >> jimmy: how would you desc watching?ow to anyone >> it's basically at its core, r s a lot of truth there. and it's a fake reality show about the fact that i genuinely do love gear. et it is a mostly scripted thing with realiments. and but it's true, i do love gear. and we do a lot of stupid topics like, we do -- well, they're not stupid. they're all real. but we'll do, like, a tennis episode that mgephs into baby . we didn episode about football where my son is going to play football but then -- i nd out he's not playing football. he's been lying to me and taking magic lessons. [ laughter ] >> jmy: every scene doesn't quite get to the -- what the theme of the episode really is. >> correct, we did a basketball
epise that turned into wheelchair basketball because i got a vasectomy and i'm in too much pain to play.la hter ] and so, and i'm playing -- i'm basically playing, kind of, an e ass[ ] version of myself in the show. who would have theo nervoin a wheelchair basketball league because he got a vasectomy? >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> it's really dumb it's a dumb show. >> jimmy: it's very,maery funny. > i'm so tired because i actually really ran here. [ laughter ]'s >> jimmy: thot true. do people believe that it is real, though when, they do view it? have you seen comments where people go like, "i can't s lieve you just said that." >> i think theregood element of confusion which i actually like. you know, one of the jokes we haven the show is that i hav my real family and a fake family.th anidea there is that my real wife doesn't want to be on camera so we blur her face to protect her identity. and i won't put my children on camera so we blur my kids' faces.or but the newants, because it's a reality show, they want to see me and my family so i hire actorto play my family. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and -- >> jimmy: here's a a picture of what it looks here's, kind of, both families in the same shot.
[ laughter ] that's you're -- and your fake daughter and son and your fake wife. >> yes. >> jimmy: and that is your real family in -- >> yesand then, of course, ass[ bleep ] me in the show hired like a young, hot el dic model to play my wife. [ laughter ] but even that, like, it's not -- people say, "so that's your real wife, right?" and it's, no, it's an actress is whlaying my real wife with all these weird lines that are blurry and confusing but i love that about the show. >> jimmy: both of these families are fake. [ light laughter ] but, in this episode, though, . you go skydivi and my question to jon glaser, i think i'm speaking to the person, not the actor, but did you really go sky di >> well, that is the finale episode and it just aired last night. so, now if you want to see the show you can go on demand and watch all e episodes from this and the first season. so, i don't want to give that away. it's, you know, it's a pretty big, like, "will he or won't he?" n't want to say whether i did. maybe i did. maybe i didn't. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: yeah, but -- but i saw you do it. [ laughter ] >> that was the lamest, "ooh."
>> jimmy: yeah, they were like -- they wer really" -- kind of, yeah, it would be fine if -- >> yeah, whatever, you did or you didn't. so. [ laughter >> jimmy: but why wouldn't you say if you did sky dive, say you did. i mean, was that a great experience. >> well, if i did i'm sureeet would haveincredible and if i didn't, then i didn't. but you got to watch and find out. [ lauger ] >> jimmy: i know, but say you didn't do it -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: why wouldn't you do it. >> because it's terrifying. [ laughter ] it sounds awful. it sounds -- i mean, it was -- it was, for sure -- i think we talked about as the idseason finale and i justt know if i could really do it but maybe i did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: amazing cliffhanger right here. onbut, i don't really -- i know what to believe. >> yeah. >> jimmy: 'cause -- so 'cause i think the real jon glaser woulde aybe come up with the idea to trutv and said, "what if at the finale i sky dive." hoping that they would say, "that's insane." >> well, that's in the actual episode ere i'm asking the network like, "i shouldn't do it, right?" they're like, "no, do it." [ laughter ] and then i'm very, very terrified i ha to do it.
but, again, i don't want to say whether i did or not. >> jimmy: all right. you guys got to check it out, on demand or trutv.com. but i want to show everyone a a clip. it's just a tease. this won't -- no spoilers. >> yes, the clip is part of the episode is that i'm trying to do things touild up my courage. so, i try indoor skydiving, and then i try trapeze. and did this for real. and was genuinely terrified. i don't like heights. erthought -- and even when wetaping the episode i just thought maybe i won't -- don't do the trapeze b i'm too scared. but ended up -- that i'll tell you, did do and it was so much fun. >> jimmy: really? >> oh, my god, it was the greatest. >> jimmy: really? [ cheers ] see?>> ighly recommend it. it's so fun. >> jimmy: really? >> indoor skydiving i hated.m >> jimmy: re everyone. >> this is from the trapeze. >> jimmy: here's jon glaser in last night's season finale of "jon glaser loves gear." take a look at ts. ♪ >> heads-up. >> legs up. look at the ba u
goer. go under the bar. hands up, now. both hands up. hands up! lift. good job. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, that's right. i [ bleep ] did that. that wasn't a stuntman. that was jonny g. >> well, all right! [ cheers ] >> jimev: jon glaser, ybody. check out "jon glaser loves gear" on demancoand on trut we'll be right back with a a performance om the chainsmokers and 5 seconds of summer. stick around.nd [ cheerspplause ] ♪
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♪ i wanna know i wanna know who ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i wanna know i wanna know oh i wanna know i wanna know who ♪nd [ cheerspplause ] >> jimmy: the chainsmokers! 5 seconds of summer. tickets for their world war joy tour are on sale now. my thanks to keira knightley, jon glaser, the chainsmokers and 5 seconds of summer. and the roots right there. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." .hank you for watching. have a great nig i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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