tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC April 26, 2019 11:34pm-12:38am EDT
>> jimmy: i love you! welcome. [ cheers and applause ] hey! i love you, welcome. thank you for being here. welcome everybody. thank you. have a seat. enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the "tonight show." you' here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it to the show. give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, it's the weekend and the's so much is going on. "avengers" is in theaters. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. there's an all new "game of thrones." [ cheers and applause ] and the nfl draft is under way right now.[ cheers and applause ] at some point netflix is going to be like, "where the hell did everyone go? come on. [ laughter and applause ] binge me. binge me please. speaking of "game of thrones," i heard this weekend's episode frs an epic battle scene that's
not very family ndly. [ cheers ] which is strange, because with all of the sex betweensirothers and sters, i think the show's a little too family friendly. just saying. [ laughter and applause ] let's get to some news. of course, the big news, joe biden just entered the race for 2020. [ cheers and applause ] and i heard --at but i heard th president obama doesn't plan on endorsing anyone in the primary. [ audience ohs ] it's not good when obama looks at 20 different candidates and goes, "eh, pass." [ laughter and applause ] actually, i think you can tell which way obama is leaning. today, he was like, "joe's a a great man, and i wish him all the best." [ laughter and applause ] well now that biden's in the race, i read that he's shutting down his charity. when he heard that, trump was like, "i remember when i said goodbye to charity. [ light laughter ] and destiny. and cinnamon. [ laughter ] and roxy. and -- fantasy." [ cheers and applause ]
ladies and genemen put your hands together for cinnamon.ht [ lauger ] guys, listen to this. this week democratic candidate julian castro was speaking at an event, but in the program they accidentally used a photo of his twin brother. >> steve: aw. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: a little embarrassing. but this has actually happened to some other candidates. i'll show you what i mean. for example, first at an event with joe biden, they accidentally used a photo of bob barker. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, gosh. really? >> jimmy: it's an honest mistake. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: they didn't mean to do it. at another event with elizabeth warren, they somehow used a photo of the church lady from "saturday night live." >> stevewait a second. [ laughter and applause ] i thought that was a character that dana carvey portrayed. >> jimmy: that's not even a a real person. i know. >> steve: that's not a person. >> jimmy: hey, accidents happen. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: next up at aent for cory booker, they acidentally used a photo of varys from "game of thrones." >> steve: wow. [ laughter and applause ] is no one looking over this stuff? >> jimmy: again, i don't know. they're let -- they didheck their photos. i don't know but -- >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: at an event for pete buttigeg -- >> steve: yeah, okay. >> jimmy: th accidentally used the photo of dj from usoseanne." [ laughter and a] >> steve: oh, my gosh. it's a child! >> jimmy: when he was a child.
>> steve: a child from a a television show. >> jimmy: not current -- >> steve: not current dj. >> jimmy: not current dj. >> steve: child dj. >> jimmy: no when he was a a child actor. >> steve: oh, my goodness. >> jimmy: and finally for bernie sanders -- [ laughter ]ta they accideny used a photo of the old man from "up." [ laughter and applause ] that one i can see. >> steve: yeah, that's an honest mistake. >> jimmy: that one i can see happening. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, president trump is also gearing up for 2020.ar and i hethat on saturday he's holding a campaign rally in green bay, wisconsin. [ cheers ] you can tell trump is excited, because he just styled his hair into a cheesehead. [ laughter and applause this is interesting. i saw that hillary clinton wrote an op-ed for the "washington post" about how to respond tohe mueller report. actually, it's just six white wine emjois and a middle finger. >> steve: really? [ laughter ] [ cheers a applause ] >> jimmy: get this, i saw that a 25-year-old woman that graduated from princeton just got engaged to her 71-year-old professor.ch rs ] [ audience ohs ] it was pretty romantic.on he got down one knee and then spent next ten minutes
trying to get back up. [ laughter and applause ] "help me. help me, please." [ laughter ] my jewels. [ laughter ] i was doing the woman from titanic. >> steve: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: what did she lose again? what was it called? >> steve: the star -- what was it? they -- >> jimmy: the blue ocean -- >> steve: the heart of the oceamy >> jim: yes, the heart something. heart piracy, okay. >> audience: heart of the ocean. >> jimmy: oh, the heart of the ocean. >> steve: i said that. >> jimmy: i lost my jewels.: >> stenow sandler lost his jewels? >> jimmy: i lost -- i lost me jewelry off de -- [ light laughter ] of the boat -- off the side of the boat -- it came off. [ cheers and applause ] that's it. that's adam sandler. >> steve: that's the movie you >> jim: that's how she says. mysaw? she imitated adam sandler. >> steve jshe did? >>immy: yeah. you never saw "titanic"? >> steve: no, i did not. >> jimmy: what, are you a fool? >> steve: yes. rr jimmy: well then, i'm sorry. >> steve: i'm so i should have seen it. i've only seen one movie. >> jimmy: what movie is that? t
>> steve: whatt? >> jimmy: what movie is that that you saw? >> steve: "up." [ laughter and applause ] i saw a picture of it. bernie sanders is in it. i light laughter ] >> jimmy: i know, know. he's not in that movie. >> steve: what do you mean? >> jimmy: guys, finally, there's so many great tv shows and movies right now. yeah, we have "avengers."ee [ ch and applause ] we have "game of thrones." [ cheers and applause ] we have -- the new charlize theron movie "long shot" comes out s xt week. looknny. [ cheers and applause ] and i just watched that hbo documentary about elizabeth holmes company, "theranos." did you see that? [ cheers and applause ] so you know what that means? it's time for "thanos, theon, theranos and theron." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ thanos theon theranos theron ♪ ♪ theranos theon thanos stamos theranos theraflu thea caribou theron theon ♪ ♪ kings of leon thanos vanna galifanakis rasta castas rasta castas thanos ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] rasta castas.
>> steve: rasta castas? >> jimmy: dude, i love rasta castas. >> steve: i love rasta castas. >> jimmy: rasta castas is pretty good, man. ♪ rasta castas on the left-hand side rasta castas on the left-hand side ♪ ♪umpin' and the music make me jump up on i did it on the radio radio radio ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: come on, man. you're working for the weekend, man. >> steve: i've been working. that's all i'm doing. me and lover boy. gu jimmy: dude, i know. today's friday, . >> steve: is it? >> jimmy: that's usually when i catch up with personal stuff. i check my inbox. >> steve: uh-huh. >> jimmy: i return some emails of course. i always do that last one there. >> steve: you've got mail. [ laughter ]im >> j: i'm on broke aol. [ laughter ] ooh, i have the new sting song he's going to do tonight. >> steve: ooh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wanna hear a little stt of it? >> steve: yeah, ff a tiny little piece. >> jimmy: this is the coolest dude, ever, sting. >> steve: he is. >> jimmy: he was hanging around today in the hall -- right? everybody is just staring at
him. guys and girls juslike -- [ light laughter ] he's just cool and he's justst the beude. but anyways, his new album is called "my songs." and this is "demolition man" he's doing tonight. here we go. ♪ ♪ i'm a walking nightmare an arsenal of doom i kill conversation as i walk into the room ♪ ♪ i'm a three line whip i'm the sort of thing dey ban ♪ ♪ i'm a walkingaster i'm a demolition man ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, come on. >> steve: whoa. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. he doesn't care. >> steve: don't give two hoots. >> jimmy he doesn't care, dude. he's a rock and roll legend. >> steve: he's sting. >> jimmy: he's a punk rocker. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: we're lucky if he even comes out here tonight. >> steve: what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he might even just walk off. >> steve: he might just walk off, say, "i'm done with this"? >> jimmy: he doesn't care, dude. >> steve: he's sting, man. >> jimmy: he's sting.e he does what hnts. he could host the show if he wants. [ cheers ] definitely do what you do. >> steve: oh, for sure. [ laughter ] for sure. i asked him, he said, "no." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? why? >> steve: i go, yeah, i go, "come here." he goes -- >> jimmy: why would you ask him that? >> steve: well, 'cause i figure, he's sting. >> steve: you know what i mean? it would be cooler to say,
"yeah who took over your job?" "sting." >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: you know what i mean? then people think you're cool. my kids would think i'm cool. >> jimmy: you ever have a cool l ckname when you --? >> steve: they cal steve. >> jimmy: higbones. >> steve: hig -- no not really. not till i got -- not till horatth. ink horatio invented that. >> jimmy: he called you higbones? teve: yeah. >> jimmy: he started higbones? >> steve: higbones. >> jimmy: remember when horatio got a jazzy from ozzy osborne? >> steve: oh, my god that was the most hilarious thing. >> jimmy: horatio used to do ozzy osborne. he did some sketch where he was fake riding a jazzy, you know this thing? >> steveyeah. >> jimmy: and so ozzy loved -- ozzy loved the sketch and sent one to horatio. >> steve: and he wou ride it around the office, and he'd take it in the elevator to block it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's like -- he would really, like, take it and started really living in a a jazzy. horatio and -- like, he's probably, what, like 29? >> steve: he's probably 26. >> jimmy: he's probably 26, yeah. riding aneazzy around w york city. [ laughter ] >> steve: remember when we started calling him kramer? >> jimmy: oh, that was ridiculous. we did it -- it was a prank on horatio. it was so weird. but higgins goes, "dste, let's jutart calling horatio 'kramer' for no reason, and see when he figures out like that people have thought of this nickname kramer."
for him, so i was like -- so it would be like, you'd see him in the hallway and stuff. i go, "hi, what's up, kramer?" [ laughter ] and then i was calling him like, krame. [ light laughter ] i go, "what's up krame?" and then not saying why i'm calling him krame. and then finally after three ys, he's like, "why is everyone calling me kramer? i don't understand what that --" [ light laughter ] just dumb. [ applause ] then my favorite thing that we did, we always played tricks and stuff on "snl." but remember erik kenward? he's a great writer on "saturday night live." he's a producer. >> steve: he produces now with me upstairs, yeah. >> jimmy: he's great, but he was -- at the time we were writin "barry gibb" or something and he was in the office. and this is when cellphones with cameras just got invented. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: right? >> steve: yeah, the first -- >> jimmy: the first 2000 whatever it was. 2002 or something. so we're sitting there and higgins goes -- he's at his computer and he's typing. he's like, "aw man." and so erik goes, "what's up?" he goes, "i just got a picture. my daughter sent me a picture and i can't coen it on my uter." and he's like, "is it in your photos?" and he's like, "yeah, i just can't. oh, it's not in my inbox. i don't know what's happened. where is it?" he goes, "i'll help you, dude."
so he came around your desk andr he sat at hair. and he's like looking at all these files and doing his thing. and then he's like looking, nothing. then all of a sudden something pops up. he's like, "oh, it's right here." and he opened it and it was you giving him the finger behind him -- [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: while he was helping me. >> jimmy: while he was trying to help you find the photo. [ laughter ] god, man. it was one of the funniest things i've ever seen in my entire life. dude's trying to be so nice. >> steve: he's just trying to help. >> jimmy: he's just trying to help, man. and dude, it was the funniest thing er. was like, "man, you are such a jerk." [ light laughter ] gosh, it was great. anyways, i was about to say -- >> steve: what were you going to say? >> jimmy: well i just wanted to know if i could maybe write -- i usually write out my thank you notes, but i was jus.so busy tod >> steve: really? >> jimmy: so i just wonder if i could do it right now. is that all right? [ cheers and applause ] kamal -- kamal gray, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? ♪ >> steve: woah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: givin' james a run for his money. >> steve: he's doing the james-a-tude.
>> jmy: yeah, man. he actually sounds better than anything james ever did. [ light laughter ] this might be a permanent change. ♪ >> steve: what? >> jimmy: yeah. he's now -- your new name is james. [ light laughter ] permanent james.te >>: permanent james. ♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, joe biden, for being the 20th democrat to announce they're running for president. you know whathey say. if at first you don't succeed, wait 20 years, get elected vice president, ms your actual opportunity, then try again. [ cheers and applause ] they always say that. >> steve: you got 20 in 2020.. >> jimmy: yeah 20, 2020 has done it again. >> steve: yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] ♪ ♪ it feels good yeah it feels good 2020 20 has done it again ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, white house easter bunny, for looking like you're halfway through getting the sex talk.
[ laughter ] >> steve: oh. whoa. [ cheers and applause ] easter ♪nny. >> jimmy: thank you, "avengers: endgame" poster, for letting me know that something is exciting is happeng in the top left part of the movie. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh, it disappeared. >> jimmy: stay away from that top left, this is where all the action is. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: something's happening up there. >> steve: something nuts. >> jimmy: something crazy. >> steve: poster. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, allergy medicines, for always looking like you were named by someone tryi to get rid of leftover scrabble tiles. [ laughter and applause ] ask your doctor about zinvinal. >> steve: zyrtec. >> jimmy: zeton. [ light laughter ] >> steve: we're from the planet zyrtec. j my: quirtiz. quirz.
♪tz qu >> steve: quirtz. qrtz. [ ughter ] oh, man. achoo. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, one wheel scooters, for combining the cutting edge technology of a a segway with the timelessly cool look of riding a unicycle. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: man, i'm just vapin', ridin' my one wheeled scooter. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, movie theaters that are staying open 24 hours, for letting "avengers" fans catch the biggest movie of the year, and one really weird g to watch "dumbo" at 3:00 a.m. [ laughter and applause ]et tickor one. ♪ thank you, ping pong, for g bein% playing ping pong and 90% trying to get the ball from under the couch. [ laughter and applause ] man, we don't have any -- we b don't have anyls left. [ pop ]
[ laughter ] [ pop ] [ laughter ] [ pop ] [ pop ] [ laughter and applause ] [ fart noise ] all right. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, people who say, "long story short," for ner actually doing that. there you are, everybody. [ laughter and applause ] those are my thank-you notes. we'll be back with more of "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ low battery sound. do you want a charge? yeah battery charging. ♪ ♪
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♪ but who's this man so close to me singing my same ne ♪ ♪ you're almost in equal company we're two stings on ♪ ♪ two stings on the moon ♪ ndcheers and applause ] ♪ it's dark aonely in this place the light shines cold ♪ ♪ and blue secluded from the human race i know not what to do ♪ ♪ how did we get to outer space perhaps we'll ♪ ♪ find out soon thank god i have my friend's embrace ♪ ♪ we're two stings on two stings on the moon ♪ [ chrs and applause ] [ harmonizing ] >> jimmy: yo! ♪ up he i feel like apollo two stings on the moon
you know ♪'m ♪ i going to follow two stings on the moon from jupiter ♪ ♪ to saturn's rings two stings on the moon you're buzz aldrin ♪ ♪ to my neil arm-sting we're two stings on two stings on the on ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jmy: sting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: look, a star! >> i see it. it's a star. >> jimmy: and there's another star. >> you're right, anothmy one. >> jimand another one. >> and another one. >> jimmy: and look, i see uranus. >> sting: i see your anus too. >> jimmy: we say that differently, but we mean the same thing. >> we do. >> jimmy: there's a star right there. >> there's a star. >> jimmy: there's another star. >> and another one. >> jimmy: tastar. >> a sr. >> jimmy: star. >> star. >> jimmy: star. >> staar >> jimmy: st >> star. star, star, star! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's so cool being here with you two stings on the moon ♪ ♪ every day is so brand new two stings on the moon
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he also just announced a a las vegas residency. please welcome back to our show, our pal, sting! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh come on. welcome.no >> now i kwhy you can sing that high. >> jimmy: have you ever been in a harness like that? >> i've been in a harness once e re, and i promised i would never do it again. but just for you, i did it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you for doing that. >> and the was a lot of pressure on the asteroids. i have to say. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the song you're going to be singing tonight is going to be in a different octave. a higher key. like, ladies and gentlemen, sting.ve git up. i want to mention, by the way, you kind of wrote that sketch a a little bit. >> i did.: >> jimmyah.
[ cheers and applause ] we -- well, we -- in a lot of ways. >> but no, i'm not taking the full blame for it. no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: arthur meyer, our writer on our show, and colin elsy wrote this sketch. two stingsn the moon. we sent it to you. we go, i don't know if sting will do it. he probably wont do it. we don't know. and we didn't hear back from you. [ laughter ] so i go, all right, so it's okay. then we heard back from your publicist. they said, "stinlikes the idea a little bit, but he's got some things he wants to tweak." and then, like in the next hour we got a scratch track of you singing that. >> yeah, to "walking on the moon." >> jimmy: to "walking on the moon" yeah and i go -- no, we start crying.de it was like, this is the best thing that's ever ppened. have you -- i thought about this cause i was like, either we're astronauts, you could just wear your space underwear from the movie "dune." >> yep. >> jimmy: and then i thought well -- [ cheers and applause ] >> i still -- i still have these. >> jimmy: you do? >> and occasionally, trudie asks me to wear them. she wants to spice it up a
a little bit. >> jimmy: no she does not. >> but it's very difficult getting your trousers on over them. >> jimmy: this is legendary, dude. come on, man. [ whistlang ] yeah, thk you. [ cheers and applause ] you know, "walking on the moon," you were saying backstage was actually wasn't "walking on the moon." it was about a long night out in germany? >> no, i had a bassline in my head. ♪ and it kept going around and around in my head. and it was about 3:00 in the morning. we were in munich, i think, and we had a lot of beer. and i thought, there must be a a song here. so, i was walking around the room going -- ♪ walking around the room ♪ >> jimmy: wow. t and i thought that can' a song. so, it became "walking on e moon."ne inspired by armstrong, of course. the great hero. >> jimmy: let's talk about "my songs." congrats on thisli this is ke -- basically, it's like your greatest hits, kind of, but more. but it's different versions of them. >> you now, i think some people imagine that recorded work is a holy relic or a a museum piece.
for me, it's just the starting point in the relationship. you get to know a song over the years of singing it. so, i've been singing these songs for 30 years. some of them. i know where the bodies are buried. you know, every night i sing them, and i try and find something different. so when i approach ie again in thudio, i have all of that knowledge. my voice is different. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's richer. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, with the way drums are recorded now. it's so different than the way it was in the 70s, or the 80s. so, it's a fun record. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but it's fun to compare the two. >> jimmy: well, i love it. i love "brand new day." i love every one of these songs.," "desert roseif you love somebody set them free." which i heard is written -- that was written in a haunted house. is that true? >> i lived in a haunhouse in north london for a very long time. >> jimmy: this is really true? >> i never believed ins. i was very skeptical about it until i lived with them. [ laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: so, it was numerous ghosts? >> yeah, you would wake up in the morning, and everything had been reorganized in the kitchen. furniture was in a different
place. bottles were smashed. plates were smashed on the floor. and one night i woke up, and i saw trudie standing in the corner with our child. and i was wondering why she was staring at me, and then i reached over, and there was trudie. and then she went, "who's that?" and we both saw this woman and a child in the corner of the room. then we found out, it used to be a pub called the three ducks in the 17th century. and i don't know what happened there, but it was a very, very weird atmosphere. ldd then when i sold the house it kept being resovery few months. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> cause who wants to be like --: >> jimmyah, there's something in there, yeah. >> i liked the ghosts. i enjoyed their company. but i -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i w very skeptical about it. >> jimmy: did you talk to the ghosts? >> no, i was too scared. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if i ever feel a a ghostly presence, whtih i do somes -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: no, that was real. [ laughter ] i'm really here. i repe that you're really he and i just imagine, all my guests are sting.
that's how i interview everybody. i "ways say, "hey i'm cool. or "hey, i'm good with you guys. you do whatever." haunt me. >> just smile. just smile. >> jimmy: st smile at them. go -- yeah, have fun. it's your place. [ laughter ] right? >> you can't have an old english house without a ghost. >> jimmy: you rn't. that's ae. that is true. yeah. talk to me about the las vegas residency. i'm excited beyond belief. [ cheers and applause ] >> sting: me too. i cannot wait. i've played vegas many, many hundreds of times. but i've never had my own room before. this will be my own room. >> jimmy: wow. >> the only limit is my imaginatgon. so, i'm g to have a a different gown every song. >> jimmy: yeah, of course, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] because when i think of vegas, i think of you changing -- costumncchanges. das. >> magicians, dancers, everything. >> jimmy: yeah. right now, do yohave a plan for what you're going to do on the stage? >> it's going to be a big show. >> jimmy: it is. >> we have a year to plan it. >> jimmy: wow, but tickets go on sale next week, so you can start planning your trip to vegas to go see sting. [ cheers and applause ] i'm going to be there. i cannot wait, dude. oh my gosh. we couldotally -- we could reprise our roles as "two
stings on the moon." yeah, whenever you want. whenever you want. i'm totally available.ea >> y all right. >> jimmy: he basically said, "yes i'm so excited." [ laughter ] i'm just going to name some other ones that's on "my songs" just so everyone knows. "message in a bottle," "walking oon," "englishman in new york." come on!e [ cheers and applause ] you're doing "demolition man" tonight. >> we are going to pla "demolition man." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and that's a rocker, man. >> it originally wrote for grace jones. >> jimmy: you originally wrote that for grace jones. >> i wrote it for grace. >> jimmy: i was at some thing with her and it was -- it was, like, midnight or something like that. were somewhere. maybe we were here. and i said, "all right, take care." she was like, "what are you doing now?" and i go, "i'm going to sleep.an i'm an old m she was like, "what's wrong with this generation? i'm going out. i'm going out right now." >> she knows how to party. she knows how to party. >> jimmy: she's the greatest. and you know how to party. thank you for being here, and get ready for "demolition man." [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks so much. >> jimmy: the legendy sting, everybody! his new album, "my songs," is available may 24th, and go see him next year in las vegas. t get yourkets next week.
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yeah, give it up. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] it airs wednesdays at 8:00 p.m. on the cw. he also stars in the new film, "the last summ" which premieres on netflix may 3rd. please welcome kj apa! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: they're fantastic. >> so good. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back to the show. we love having you here. >> right, thanks for having me. >> jimmy: we were talking backstage. you're very excited about this new project you're working on. music is your first lo i did not know that. >> it is, yeah. i was brought up in a pretty musical family. my dad was a musician, and that was definitely my first ever passion, was music. >> jimmy: really? cause i mean i've seen you play on the show. but it's -- but you're starting a band. >> the music on the show is a a bit different -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> to the stuff i'm into but -- >> jimmy: was is the -- the s me of the band is legend right? >> legend. just legend.
>> jimmy: oh, just legend. okay, i thought you said, legends. i was like, "wow. eally coming in hot." >> pretty cocky? >> jimmy: yeah, wow. legends. that's awesome. but it's called legend. >> legend. >> jimmy: and what kind of music is it? or who is in the band? >> it's just like classic rock and roll i guess. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: come on. >> there's not much of it these days. so -- >> jimmy: there really isn't. >> i don't know, but that's what we're all passionate about. so -- >> jimmy: oh, it's fantastic. >> we just -- we all linked up in vancouver. and we've just been doing it ever since. >> jimmy: and you have a show tomorrow night in d.c. >> yeah.>> immy: where are you playing? >> at the miracle theatre. >> jimmy: miracle theatre. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i would tell everybody t your tickets now. but good news it's -- for you, it's sold out. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's great, yeah. [ laughter ] >> yeah, we've been lucky. >> jimmy: that's got to feel good, ght? >> it's been good. >> jimmy: i played a club there called the 9:30 club. >> no way. >> jimmy: and it's a fantastic theater. >> in a band? >> jimmy: yeah i was in -- totally. you kidding me? [ laughter ] >> what were you doing in a a band? >> jimmy: are you kidding. look at me. u don't think i'm in a band? yeah. >> what were you doing in a a band? >> jimmy: what would i not be doing in a band? i was in a band. we actually opened up -- i had
a comedy album out called "the bathroomall." thank you very much. please sit down. [ cheers and applause ] and we went on tour. we oped for the strokes. >> that's insane. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it was only for four ys. but still -- [ laughter ] we -- i still talk about -- >> you were -- for four days. >> jimmy: i still tabout it to this day. we had a tour bus. it was me, mooney suzuki which is a great band as well. and we opened up for the strokes. -- they were just fun guys. and they liked "saturday night live." and they heard that i'm -- i had this album. i was like -- who else was in the band? >> jimmy: mark ronson actually played bass who is now -- w mark ronson? >> jimmy: who just an academy award, yeah. mark -- right? not too shabby. [ cheers and applause ] so if you need any -->> ou're the man. >> jimmy: you need any touring help, you call me first. >> okay. >> jimmy: you know what i'm saying? yeah, let's talk. i want to talk about your movie. netflix, it's called "the last summer." i love it. it's a good romantic comedy. >> yea >> jimmy: and i love romantic comedies. >> i love romantic comedies. >> jimmy: do you really? [ laughter ] >> yeah, love romantic
comedies.me >> jimmy: oo. >> what's your favorite romantic comedy? >> jimmy: gosh, there's so many of them. [ laughter ] what was i in? "fever pitch." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, please. again, please sit down, please. too much. don't rush the stage. i love everything. you know what i can't turn off if it's on is "love actually." >> oh, yeah. for sure. for sure. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i sit downd i go, "i have to watch the whole thing." >> have you seen "four christmases?" >> jimmy: oh, i love "four christmases." [ cheers and applause ] reese witherspoon. >> vince vghn. >> jimmy: and vince vaughn. >> vince vaughn is probably my favorite actor. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, i think he -- he just kind of -- every time i watch him, i just feel like -- he just takes me out of wherever i am. >> jimmy: reality. >> and i am just sucked into him. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know what i mean? >> jimmy: he's a great guy. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] like zoned right in. >> jimmy: that was one of my favorite movies they did, "sucked into him." and it was a small release -- [ laughter ] [ applause ]es nonethelit was a movie. tell everyone what "the last summer" is about. >> "the last summer" is a a romantic comedy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> which is why i was really excited about it. it was my first time being in
that kind of film. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so yeah, it's about -- you know, it's a coming of age film about the last summer before graduation pretty much, and kind of the twists and turns of that chapter of life. and i think everyone can relate to being in that kind of situation. you know what i mean? figuring out pretty much what your passion is, and what you want to get after. >> jimmy: those are like my twre favorite gen i like romantic comedy. i like coming of age. i do. i love those things where's it's like when summer ends, we're all going to split up. >> "sucked into him" was about that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "sucked into him" was about that, yeah. [ laughter ] i never made it that far. i never watched the whole thing. but i watched around ten minutes. that was enough for me. [ laughter ] >> you were done after that. >> jimmy: yeah, i was finished. i didn't want to see anymore of it. but i will watch it. i have it on dvd. light laughter ] but -- what was i going to say now? now, i'm thinking about something else. sorry. [ laughter ] no, but i like that. because, yeah, you split up. you don't know what you're going to do in college. do you stay together? and then even after college is c another -- you do "the
second last summer." >> yeah. >> jimmy: you can do the sequel. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: "last summer again," you know. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> or "sucked into him two." >> jimmy: "sucked into him: part two." yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] you just get into that. of course. >> alright, enough of that. >> jimmy: enough of that. enough. >> enough, enough. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yotook it too far. > i'm sorry about that. >> that was your fault. you -- i started it. >> jimmy: i -- no -- well, yeah, we both did. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: we made a good team. i want tget into "riverdale," and what's coming up. you have couple shows left. everyone knows you from the show, loves you. i got to -- yeah. [ cheers ] bu another guy that we real loved was luke perry. [ cheers and applause ] we were all -- i was -- o i kigrew up on luke perry. and i was -- we were all -- i was -- [ cheers and applause ] i kind of grew up on luke perry, and i was just kind cked by the news that he's not with us anymore. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it was -- i just -- i couldn't really even, kind of, wrap my head around it. i can't even imagine how you felt. >> it was -- yeah, it was --
everyone was pretty shocked. and i think, it's not everyday you come across a guy like luke. luke ithe kind of person who did everything he can to make whoever you are no matter how big or small you are, feel comfortable and feel welcome. and i -- i think -- yeah, there's not really -- it's hard to kind of put into words how that makes me feel. but yeah. jimmy: i mean, he was your -- he was your dad, i mean on the show. >> yeah, we had a really close relationship. he would call my parents every week, and keep them updated on how i'm going. like, if i had a cold or something, he'd be like, "i got him -- i took some gatorade to his apartment the other day." >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. he -- him and my dad were always texting each other and stuff. and he made an effort -- he made such a huge effort from the very beginning. and to me, i was like, "i don't know. like i wish i could be like that." you know? >> jimmy: wow. well, you can. you can be like that. >> i can.
[ cheers and applause ] we can. >> jimmy: you are like that. you haven't really talked about it except on instagram. i follow y. and you posted a photo of it. >> you follow me on instagram? >> jimmy: yeah, have to. come on man. you're -- we're boys. >> we are, yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i got to take care of you, man. i don't know if i'll bring gatorade to your apahtment. [ laug ] but you put a picture of luke, and you put rest in love bro. [ audience aws ] [ applause ] >> that's my favorite photo of luke. >> jimmy: it's a great pyoto. why did choose that photo of luke? >> i just think he's just in complete and utter peace in that photo. you know what i mean? look at him. >> jimmy: he's just living his life. >> living the dream. immy: living the dream, yeah. that was -- it was very beautiful that you did that buddy. well, we have a couple episodes left of "riverdale." yeah. >> jimmy: can we set anything up for the -- what's going to -- no spoilers. but what are we gearing up towards? >> oh, we're gearing up to some pretty intense stuff actually, the last couplepisodes. >> immy: oh, really?
>> real exciting stuff. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: are you going to get -- are you going to be -- >> there's one last fight of the season, because archie is like fighting now and stuff. >> jimmy: yeah.s >> it'tween me and mark consuelos. >> jimmy: what? >> and mark got so ripped. >> jimmy: so he's jacked -- >> ectly. >> jimmy: in general. >> he's jacked. he was going, like dehydrating himself. he was like -- i was like, "this old man is like putting me to shame." [ laughter ] it was crazy bro. >> jimmy: oh my gosh, dude. people are going to go nuts see two good looking dudes fight each other. alright, here we go. [ cheers ] i do want to show a clip though. here's kj apa in "riverdooe." take a lat this. >> are you sure about this? i love seeing you back in the ring, but if the tournament's c too soon, wean send mad dog. you can keep training, and go next year. >> no, i'm ready. it's just -- i was wondering what are you doing for prom? >> prom? >> yeah, i thought maybe we could go together as friends.
>> i would honestly love that. >> yeah, great.ch rs and applause ] >> jimmy: we love you buddy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you so much. come back whenever. kj apa everybody. [ cheers and applause ] catch him on "riverdale," wednesdays at 8:00 p.m. on the cw, and in the film, "the last summer" on netflix may 3rd, and legend wherever they're playing tomorrow in d.c. sting performs for us after the break. stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ]♪ ♪ ♪ ok, i got your eggs.
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demolitionan demolition man ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! that is how you do it. anding o. absolutely. that is awesome. sting! "my songs" is out may 24th. my thanks to kj apa, sting, once again. [ cheers and applae ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. i hope to see you next week. bye, bye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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