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>> jimmy: thank you very much.bo welcome, everydy. welcome to "the tonight show." please, welcome. thank you very much. [ cheers and applaus f] give it upor the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] guys, i'm very excited about this. from the movie "long shot", charlize theron is my guest tonight. [ cheers and alause ] the film's already made history. it's the first movie in 10 years without any avengers. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, so congratulations charlize. let's get to some news here. today, a new cnn poll came out that shows joe biden is way ahead in the polls and leading s.rnie sanders by 24 point you can tell bere's getting desperate. today, announced his new running mate is arya stark. [ laughter andpplause ] but it's true, joe biden's in first place by 24%.et
biden's pr proud. today, he gave himself a pat, a a squeeze and a rub on the back. calaughter and applause ] i read that a few idates like john hickenlooperer are actually polling at zero percent. zero pernt, that's crazy. not even john hickenlooperer supports john hickenlooperer. [ laug that's impossible. but all the democrats are busy campaigning. last night, den has his first rally and he introduced himself as joe biden's husband. [ laughter ] but only because he s told to stop calling himself barack obama's broham. [ laughter and applause ] change it up a little bit. and listen to this. while she campaigned the other day in new hampshire, kirsten gillibrand stopped to play beer pong. [ light laughter ] sounds pretty cool, yeah. let's take a look at that. yeah, cool. wait? [ laughter ] can we zoom in? she's playing -- [ laughter ] she's playing with water. >> steve: water? er>> jimmy: college kids we like, "you had my vote, and then lost it." laughter and applause ] no, you can't play with that.
but, she was dipping in bud light. >> steve: i like that. >> jimmy: beto o'rourke is also in the news. he just visited yosemite national park and called it a, quote, religious experience. that's the same thing president trump said after visiting thor m&m ste. [ laughter and alause ] i?s this heaven, where am " but it's true, beto called yosemite a religious experience.t he posted abouit on instagram, take a look at that. yeahit's beautiful. people aren't kidding when they say, beto gets overly excited about things. check out the full video. >> oh, my god. it's a full on, double rainbow, all the way across the sky. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: double rainbow. >> steve: come on, man. >> jimmy: well, the president's also gearing up for 2020, and i heard donald trump jr.'s yle friend kimberly guil is joining the campaign as a a senior adviser. yep, while don jr. will remain in his role, unpaid intern. [ laughter and applause ]
some more news about the president. today, trump met with nay pelosi and chuck schum asd they agreed to work on a a $2 trillion infructure plan to build roads, bridges and highways. or as nancy pelosi put it, "anything but a wall. [ laughter and applause ] just, anything. bridges, roads -- whatever, no wall." i saw that trump also met with ale baylor women's basketbl team in the oval office, here they are.ru at one poi asked the coach if she'd ever want to work in the white house? check out her response. >> 7-22 the national championship. great job. >> thank you. >> would you like to work at the white house, by any chance? >> no. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wham! >> jimmy: she didn't even think for a second. "would you like to run the --" "no." "well, what if we just --" "no." "come back, where are u going?" guys, this is big. people all around the world are excited for meghan markle and prince harry, who are expectingh eir first baby any day now. everybody wants to know the
baby's name, whether it's a boy or a girl. so let's check in with the "tonight show" royal baby watch. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ tonight show royal baby watch 2019 what is it gonna be ♪ w that baby could g up to be a king or a queen ♪'r ♪ so wee waiting for that baby to show up on the scene on the tonight show royal baby watch 2019 ♪ >> jimmy: all right, let's get to it. [ laughter ]ab is the royal bhere yet? >> no. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ tonight show royal baby watch 2019 what is it gonna be ♪ ♪ that baby could grow up to be a king or a queen ♪ ♪ so we're waiting that baby to show up on the scene on the tonight show royal baby watch 2019 ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: that's a long intro. >> steve: was it yes or no? >> jimmy: it was a no. >> no. >> jimmy: guys, get this. i saw that you can now buy crocs with little nny packs attached to the ankles. [ light laughter ] take a look at this. oh god. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] it's parof their exclusive new line called "abstinence." dlaughter and applause ] guys, the kentuckyerby is this weekend and it's one of the biggest events of the spring. it has some of the best fashion looks of the year.we so, thought we'd celebrate both with a kentucky derby hat giveaway. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that is right, every night this week, we'll be ne givingucky audience member a truly one of a kind kentucky derby hat. [ cheers and applause ]
it's only one.le so now, s see what's behind hidden compartment number two. [ drum roll ] oohh! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] look at this. this is -- this is fancy, this is fancy right here. [ light laughter ] this is just gorgeous.no let's see who's going to go home with tonight's hat. everne, look at your seat number. and if i call your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. quest, can i get a drum roll please. [ drum roll ] who wants me to pick their number? this is a good hat.[ eers and applause ] it is 2-7-2. ♪ yeah, get on up here. [ chee and applause ]
wow, this is -- wow. this is going to be fantastic. i'm feeling good about this. what is your name? >> my name is benny. >> jimmy: nny, where are you from? >> italy. >> jimmy: you're from italy, oh, my goodness. [ applause ] are you here, are you staying here or are you just visiting? >> just for a vation. jimmy: just for vacation. well, you have to put this, it will fit in the overhead. [ laughter ] benny, do you have anything like this at home? >> no. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] excited -- would you mind if we tried on you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, okay, good. we'll try it on, here we go. [ drum roll ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that is fantastic. it's beautiful. and also benny, here is a mint julep. a mint julep to help -- to get you in the spirit of the kentuc derby.
enjoy the derby. enjoy the -- [ laughter ] enjoy the hat and i -- apologies to anyone sitting behind benny. m thank you veryh, everybody. we'll be right back with charlize theron, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ "werk it" by mama haze ] ♪ watch me werk it now ♪ woo ♪ baby do you like the way i werk it now? ♪ ♪ baby come on an let me show you ho ♪ werk it now ♪ werk it now ♪ werk it now ab ♪ by watch me werk it like ♪ werk it now, werk it now, woo ♪ ♪ werk itow ♪ baby watch me werk it like ♪ baby, baby, baby ♪ baby watch me werk it now what is that? uh mine, why? it's just that it's... lavender. yes it is, it's for men but i like the sme of it laughs
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>> jimmy: you look very cool. how is everything? how are the kids? how old are the kids? >> everybody's good. i have a 7-year-old and almost 4-year-old. we are similar, right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> what was -- >> jimmy: yes, 5 and 1/2, very technical. and a 4-year-old. 5 and a 1/2, and a 4 year old. >> if we're going that far, then i have a onand an 11-m-old. [ laughter ] yeah, so. >> jimmy: i mean, seriously, they really take that seriously. >> yeah, an they're -- jimmy: no, dad. i'm 5 and 1/2. >> yeah. no, that's exactly the problem. they feel like the limited amount of knowledge that they have at this age, they act as re if they'asters of that h.owledge. >> jimmy: oh yea >> and uses it consistently -- >> jimmy: oh yeah. >> in a manner like you're stupid, mom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: of course yeah. >> like, my 3 and 11-month-old always says -- i'll say like, "isn't the sunrise so beautiful?" she'll be like, "actually, mom --" >> jimmy: actually is good. >> "actually, it's very rude. to just say that the sun is beautiful." i'm like -- driving in the car. >> jimmy: where do they get
those words like "actually?" >> first of all, i think a a stranger comes into my house at 3:00 a.m. [ laughter ] becae none of us use any of the words. like, she learned martial arts. the little one learned, like technical martial arts. like, full perfect wrestling grips. i don't know where she learned it. i think a trainer comes in at 3:00 a.m. and trains her. e jimmy: or actually we'r going to first do this one actually. then were going to actually -- yeah. >> no, i came in the other day, and she literally like had my assistant in like a back lock, in like a full grip. and she wouldn't let go. and my poor assistant was like, "augie, you got to let me go." and i was somewhat iressed. but i was like, where is she learning all of this stuff? >> jimmy: that's cute though. >> it's not from -- yeah. >> jimmy: when they't little, you don't even want then to let them go of you. >> my 7-year-old said to me the other day, she's like, "you know medusa's in our pool." i said, "i had no idea medusa lived in our pool." i said, "where is she from, by the way?"e and shst looked at me and she went, "new jersey." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we all knew that, of course. new jersey.
maybe seth is rubbing off on them.ah yehanging out with seth. >> it might be seth that's coming over. >> jimmy: yeah, seth rogen, yeah. >> yeah, cause he did karate as a kid. so, yes, this makes sense! >> jimmy: this is all blame -- >> we figured it out. >> jimmy: we blame seth rogen. >> it's seth. >> jimmy: we blame you seth. i'm so excited that you got together with seth. i love the movie. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's super fun. i don't thk i've ever seen you in a romantic comedy, have i? >> no, i am in movies where i get killed, or i kill. >> jimmy: yeah. >> or i'm just a bitch. >> jimmy: yeah, but ug. this one t-- >> that's my range. >> jimmy: what made you want to do this, and work with seth? >> you kno honestly, it was him. i'm a huge fan. >> jimmy: yeah, me too. >> and i really love the movies that he makes. not, you know, only as an actor, but what he writes and produces. i never thought that i would somehow fit into that world. but he sent me the script, and there was something about it that felt grounded enough that it felt like it could really work between the two of us. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, he comes off as a stoner, but he really puts a lot of thought into everything. [ laughter ] i know, he does that, but he really is a very good producer.i >> listen,ave never
witnessed anything like it. it's impressive. >> jimmy: right? i s really impressive. the first meeting we had, we started -- we knew we had to develop the project. and it took about five -- over elfive years for us to dev this, and in the first meeting, i was just really impressed by his confidence, his ho intelligence, well he knows story, and then he lit a joint, and took a hit off it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and then it was off the rails. >> it was like -- it was like i was in the presence of einstein. it was like off the charts. >> jimmy: wait, what? >> no, he gets. he takes a hit. >> jimmy: he was the opposite? >> no, he's gets so smart. he gets so smart. he gets so focused. he gets so creative.an i me, i literally, on days, i would justollow him, and be like please smoke, just smoke. please smoke. please. please smoke. [ lauger ] >> jimmy: get it together, come on buddy. >> we need a hit. we need this movie to be great. please. >> jimmy: it's a great idea, the plot of this film. would you like to explain what it's about? >> yeah, i mean, it's a little bit of a reverse of what we know romantic comedies to be. b's usually the guy who's in
the role of power, my character is in the role of power. she's the secretary of state. >> jimmy: good for you. >> thank you. [ applause ] it's a character. >> jimmy: i like it. >> it's not me. i'm just playing a part. but i'll take it, and she -- the president in the first act decides that he's not going to run. he's not going to rerun,nd he -- because he wants to have a career in film. >> jimmy: so, the president -- the actual president of the united states -- >> the actual president of the united states, yes. >> jimmy: i'm done with the -- i really want -- i want to be in film. >> and he was an actor who was playing a president on a tv show before, but now he wants to break into film. so, she decides to run, but she realizes that in the polls that she's lacking. people don't find her funny enough. shhas a weird wave. you know, all the weird things that we scrutinize female politicians for. and so, she hires sethan's character, who is a journalist, who has gotten fired, and is a a little bit, too much of an ideologist to be a wr who has a job, and they also know
each other. she used to baby-sit for him. so, we go on this journey, and we kind of rediscover each other, and fall in love with gch other. >> jimmy: you haat chemistry. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's really, really great. hopefully you guys do more films together. in ts scene right here, you guys are on molly, i will say, right? ecasy? >> molly. >> jimmy: molly, okay. yeah, molly. there's a difference, okay. and -- but you -- is this -- is this method acting, or is this just acting, acting? [ laughter ] you don't have to tell me. okay. >> it's a little bitimf both. >> j: okay, perfect. very good. here's charlize theron and seth rogan in "long shot." take a look at this. [ cheers ] >> madam secretary. madam secretary, listen to me. >> dance with me, steven. dance. >> you have a situation. ♪ >> yeah.
>> how much longer is this molly stuff going to last? >> we just re-upped. d.u kept saying you wanted to take more so we di so, we have anotr, maybe, four or five hours. yeah. wh >> i'm in so much trouble. >>hat's happened? >> i'm going to be in so much trouble. >> what's happened? >> all right, all right. >> are they out of wat ]? [ laughter [ applause ] >> jimmy: charlize theron, everybody. "long shot" is in theaters on friday. [ cheers and applause ] charlize and i are playing "catch phrase" aft the break. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'll take a coke. is pepsi ok? is pepsi, ok? is pepsi, ok!? [laughter] are puppies, ok? is a shooting star, ok? is the laughter of a small child, ok? pepsi's more than, ok! it's okayyyy okurrrr
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w movie, "long shot," is in theaters on friday. charlize and i are about to team up for a game of "catchphrase." and our opponents tonight are the hosts of "desus and mero" us showtime. give it up for desnd mero. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> how are you? >> hi! >> hey. >> how are you? nice to see you. >> jimmy: hey bud. looking good. nice to see you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: welcl e, welcome. ght. everyone, take your spots. >> should we just take our spots? >> jimmy: yeah. here's how the game works. desus, you'll start the round by pressing starts on this buzzer. >> okay. >> jimmy: and drawing a clue from the top of the pile. >> alright. >> jimmy: you have to get your partner, who is mero, to guess the clue as quickly as poible. >> got it. >> jimmy: then hand the buzzer off to the person on your right. all right? you can make any physical gesture. you say whatever you want, b you can't say any word on the actual clue. >> got you. >> jimmy: charlize, you -- >> you can act it, though. >> jimmy: yeah. you're looking concerned. >> you think. >> i'm worried about the pop culture references. like, i culture. a lot of pop >> okay. >> jimmy: this is going to be a a mess. >> i just want to share that with everybody.
>> so yeah, prepare to get annihilated. >> so, don't judge me is what i'm saying. >> alright, thatas cool. >> pledon't judge me if i don't know. >> safe space, no judgment. [ talking oer each other ] >> jimmy: alright, here we go. yeah. >> i've never played this not drunk, so. >> jimmy: oh, come off it. >> i got nice backstage, baby. >> jimmy: all right, g that makes two of us. here we go. we can start off. press the buzzer, whenever you're ready. >> you guys ready? >> okay, okay. >> oh, we doing it okay. >> jimmy: all right. >> we can't lose. >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. >> jimmy: no, we won't. [ beeping ] >> australia. >> kangaroo. >> boom. >> what? >> jimmy: how can they -- kangaroo? >> oh my god, they -- >> form of martial arts. >> jimmy: taekwondo. >> where you have to lift your leg and -- >> jimmy: what? lift your leg? >> yes, you have to lift your leg. >> jimmy: karate kicks? judo, jujitsu? >> kick and -- >> jimmy: kick and punch. >> oh my god. jimmy, you're terrible. >> jimmy: what are you talking about? a form of martial arts where you kick people? oh, kickboxing? >> yes. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: quick, pass it over. that's it. >> she has a very long back. >> taylor swift. [ laughter ]n [ fogh ♪ >> what? >> yeah,yeah! >> what? what no. no. >> jimmy: how the hell -- how the hell do you know that? >> no, no. >> jimmy: how can you even know that? c you're tse. >> no, no. >> i watch a lot of tmz. >> jimmy: you're too close. >> we work together all the time. >> jimmy: you're too close. >> wait, her back is long? >> jimmy: yeah, we're going to have to give that to you. >> it's very long, it's very long.on >> she has a l-- >> they know what i'm talking about. you all know what i'm talking about. >> jimmy, please -- >> jimmy: there's one -- here we go. we got this. >> it's very long. >> jimmy: let's go, let's . i got this. >> oh my god. oh my god. >> jimmy: ready? >> i'm so stressed right now. >> jimmy: no, no, no, here we go. we got this. >> i'm so stssed right now. >> jimmy: we can come back. >> okay, go.
[ beeping ] >> jimmy: oh, it's a dance that you do. there's usually a broomstick, and you go -- >> oh, oh, the mambo. no, it's not the mambo. it's -- oh my god, what is it called? it's -- >> macarena. i >> no,t's not. oh my god. what is it called? i know. i know what you're saying. >> you got it. >> jimmy: it's the letter -- >> the cupid shuffle. >> jimmy: it's the letter lifore mambo. >> oh my god, tho. >> jimmy: yes! that's it. >> aight, you ready? >> we got this. >> jimmy: we got this. focus, we got >> don't be disappointed. >> pizzeria. it's not beef pattys. what is it?a. >> calzone. >> other. >> stromboli? >> no, no. if you can't really cook, you can cook this and girls will be impressed. [ buzzer ] [ foghorn ] >> jimmy: yes! >> garlic knots? >> jimmy: hot pockets? >> garlic bread. >> ahh. >> garlic bread? >> are girls impressed by that? i didn't know girls were impressed by that. >> lower the expr tations. lowethe expectations. [ laughter ] >> wow. >> jimmy: you can make garlic bread. >> you guys thought taylor swift had like a long back? >> you don't -- >> jimmy: it's a tie.
>> together: it's a tie. >> jimmy: whoever wins t ws, wins thele thing. this round is worth 10,000 points. >> i feel like -- >> wow! >> oh man. >> way to gojimmy. >> jimmy: that was great. we got this. >> that'a lot of pressure. >> jimmy: come on buddy, we can do this. come on. >> are we doing this? [ talking over each other ] >> are you stretching for me? >> jimmy: yeah -- >> i'm elonging my back. >> you know what? it's like a free throw -- we got to psych them out. free throw. >> are we doing this? >> jimmy: yep. >> no pressure. no pressure.o >> i'm srvous. >> no, no pressure. >> jimmy: no, come on, we got this. >> all right, just go. [ beeping ] all right, it's an instrument that you play. >> jimmy: flute. >> yes! >> jimmy: oh come on. >> okay, alright. >> jimmy: we're getting this now. comen. >> you -- white women do it a a lot. >> scrapbooking. singing. complaining. asking for the manager. >> it's like fake exercise. >> fake exercise. yoga. >> but it's very -- >> crossfit. hot bikram yoga. hot yo. >> yeah! >> jimmy: ok, it's a ride at a theme park where you go up and down. >> a roller coaster. j >>my: yes. >> it's a boring show that's
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests are very funny, and they're the hosts of "desus and mero" on showtime. ek, they'll be expanding their show to two nights a week. ladies and gentleman, please welcome desus d mero. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back, and thank you for playing catchphrase. >> yeah, it was fun. >> jimmy: is that a game you guys played before? >> yeah. >> yeah, like i said, i've ayed with my sister. we drink a bottle of hennessy, me and my sister. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's usuahry not catchpase. it's more like roasting people? >> jimmy: oh, you. >> like -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, you just do that. because i saw -- i watch the show. and i saw you guys play a game the other night with --th and is so you. u's. lareyo wyi pngde >> he doesn't recognize --
>> caucasians.ca >> cauan celebrities. >> jimmy: okay, yeah. yeah, white celebrities. yeah, he does not. >> he has problems with that. >> jimmy: he has -- yeah, you do -- >> you know what it is? because i have such a pure heart, i don't see color. [ laughter ] >> that's right. >> jimmy: that's probably what it is. >> his soul is colorless. >> jimmy: you've been on my show five times, and every timel you've cd me jimmy kimmel. [ laughter ] >> i mean -- >> jimmy: every time! i go dude, we know -- >> i mean. >> jimmy: i've been on your show. >> i mean, i just don't see color, jimmy. >> jimmy: you really don't. >> i don't. a? jimmy: i mean, you name names, and he ha >> no idea. also, he doesn't know names either. he's telling me there's a guy i called"avengers" called chris pine. >> i mean, i thought it was chris pine. >> who can tell the difference between chris pratt, chris evans, and chris pine, raise your hd. [ laughter ] one guy in the back. >> jimmy: yeah, one guy. yeah, that's it. >> and that's chris pratt's dad. [ laughter ] >> i know my son. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we have robert irwin here tonight. have you seen a bunch of crazy animals backstage? >> no. .> we saw, but there's no bronx animals here tod >> jimmy: what's a bronx animal? >> like a pitbull in a yankees hat or something. [ >> you know what i'm saying?
>> like -- >> like a pigeon with one leg and a newport. [ lahter ] >> iemember when this was a a nice city. you know? rent is high, you know. it's crazy. i miss giuliani. >> jimmy: a tbull in a a yankees hat. oh my gosh. those are bronx animals. s i got to, who was -- you were getting into "game of thrones" the other night. >> yes. >> jimmy: now, you've never seen the show before? e never seen an episode of "game of thrones" before, and i thought, what better ch >> jimmy: yeah.n now? but you told everyone you're going to live tweet the show. >> i'm going to live tweet it, and i'm going to discover the same time you guys are watching it. >> jimmy: here's some of your tweets just cause it made me laugh. it says, "about to watch tonight's "game of thrones," and i still don't know the characters. so, i just want both sides to have a good time." >> yeah. [ laughter ] why does there have to be a a winner of wie battle of erfell? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> it's like participation trophies. >> jimmy: this one just made me laugh because it was a very dark episode. and this really made me laugh. this tweet said, "how do you ow switch this shrom night mode?" [ laughter ] >> like i -- is it just always that dark on the show? >> jimmy: no.
>> i have no idea what's going on. >> jimmy: it just made me laugh. >> they only had torches back then. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> in westeros. >> jimmy: in whatever time that was. >> also, i didn't even know that was the name of where it took place. i thought it was, like, upstat new york. [ laughter ] >> yeah, new york. >> jimmy: are you going to watch that? are you going wa continue to h the show? >> it's fascinating. that little baby face girl killed somebody. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i was like, "wow, this e. is incredibl i have to find out who that guy was. >> jimmy: yes, yes. you should. >> you got to back like four seasons. >> that's a lot of work. >> jimmy: show.alk about your you're on showtime now, and you're going to two nights a a week. >> that's right! >> two nights! >> jimmy: this is a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] >> you know what i'm saying? that's right. >> monday and thursday night. >> that's right. >> jimmy: yes. at's a big deal. >> we're going to dp you every week. double production, bro. double production. >> wow, wow, wow. okay, wow, wow. >> double that production. >> jimmy: what are you talking about, man? wait, mondays and when? >> thursday. >> every thursday night. >> jimmy: mondays and thursday nights. >> double the production. >> jimmy: you guys can do thou, th. you've done -- >> we used to do four nights a a week. >> jimmy: four nights a week. >> two nights a week should be good. i mean two paychecks now. so, that's cool. >> yeah.
>> showtime doesn't know that, but they just found out. >> jimmy: yeah -- they just found out now. >> hey dave. >> jimmy: you're doing great. why'd you decide to do that? just because the show's doing well? f >> ts wanted it, man. >> the fans wanted it. >> you know, when you read reviews of your show, and like the only negative review is like, "we want more of this," it's kind of a good review. so, it was like, okay, yeah. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> i'll sacrifice my life and my family for your laughs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but you -- you said that your parents said that they don't believe that you have real jobs. o? well now, now, now they do. >> jimmy: they d >> now they do. >> jimmy: oh, okay. but back when you were doing -- e --eah, they were l and then i lent my mom five grand, like i told you before, and she was like, "okay, now i kind of believe you. [ laught ] you know? it's kind of true." then she saw a billboard, and she was like, "okay, i guess, like if you're on a billboard, i guess it's a real job." >> my parents came around because they saw -- last time we were on your show, they were like, "oh wow!u' yo on jimmy fallon." i was very causal, like, "yeah, jimmy's cool." >> jimmy: wow. >> the first name basis. they were like, "wow, you must really be famous." [ laughter ] i was like, "yeah." >> you know he gave us pickles, rie t? >> yeah, wng out with jimmy all the time. we go to yanks sox games. >> yeah, it's nothing. >> jimmy: now, i gave you -- i
did i gave you -- because i was in to making pickles.lo >> are you no er into making pickles? >> jimmy: no. >> was that a phase? >> jimmy: it was a fad i was going through. it was a real rough patch. >> d i offend you when i was like, that's the whites thing i've every seen? and you were like -- >> jimmy: no, you didn't offend me at all. >> did that make you stop. in>> jimmy: but we were ta about something i wanted because i was very excited about it, and i really worked hard on the ingredients, and the idea of pickling and the science that goes into it. i gave you each a jar homemade. >> which was delicious, by the way. >> fantastic. >> jimmy: thank you. you did eat them? >> i had them with a tuna melt at 3:00 a.m. stoned. delicious. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you. good. >> delicious. >> thank you. >> jimmy: so i gave them to you, and you said, "dude, that is the whitest thing anyone's ever given me." >> yeah, a jar pickles. but it was good. but then i went in the green room, and you gave me ugg slippers, so you one-upped yourself. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's true. >> jimmy: but then, the last time you were here, yo me chop cheese. >> yes. chop cheese sandwiches. >> yeah. remember that? >> life changing. >> jimmy: yeah, it was life changing. i love that. all right, good. we got to -- >> you can get mad. you know what i'm saying? chop cheese, philly cheesesteak. yeah, i said it. >> no! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just say no. can we talk about when you were
out with cory booker? because when you -- >> ow. yeah. wo >> jimmy: what you guys do in the show, sometimes you do remote pieces. and you played a little basketball with cory booker. y yeah. >> corbooker can not be president of the united states because he plays dirty basketball. >> that's right. >> i'm putting that out there. >> you know what i'm saying? >> he gave me a hard foul on the ribs. >> he's the kevin garnett of politics. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's pretty good, huh? >> he' good, but you know what? >> he has the old man game. >> he has a -- yeah so, we also have an old man game because we don't play basketball. we almost died on the court. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> i haven't run across an entire gym since 1999.en >> i hav played basketball since the knicks legit had a a championship chance. and that was, like, what? 83? [ laughter ] ma>> jimmy: maybe, maybe, e next year. >> hopefully. hopefully. >> that's what the ny in knicks stan for, next year. [ laughter ] >> wow, wow. >> maybe next year. >> jimmy: they got it next year. >> i want to show a clip from your show. this is you taking anna kendrick on a tour of the bronx. >> so, that's anna, who is from maine. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's what made it perfect. >> maine, yeah! >> jimmy: here's "desus and mero," everybody. check this out. ♪
>> but it's almost spring so you got to yourself a fresh pair of timbs. >> okay. >> this is the -- is this red or burgundy?bl >> od. >> this is considered going out.a this irmal timb. if i was taking you on a date, or we were going to a wedding. a or perhapsirthday party. >> yeah, yeah. >> these would be acceptable. >> i can't tell if this is like a prank on me or a prank on w white people, tever. >> no, we're trying to get you, as the kids say, dripping. >> how do we feel. >> understated. i like it. it's subtle. how do you feel?no >> you k these are untied, which feel unusual. >> that lets people know you're not running from anything. >> i'm not running from [ bleep ]. >> i am relaxed. >> not relaxed. >> aggressive. more aggressive. more of a threat. >> yeah. like, yo, i dare you. >> oh.. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] [ cheers and applaus desus and mero, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] you can catch new episodes of "desus and mero," mondays and thursdays at 11:00 p.m. on showtime. mom, they're famous. we'll be right back with robert irwin. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]
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show, robert irwin, everybody. rs [ chnd applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to our show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we love having you here. thank you, also we were honored th you did our fifth anniversary show. >> that was such an honor for me. that was absolutely awesome. >> jimmy: and itas scripted. im got to act together. >> it was my firstacting. and i got to tell you -- >> jimmy: you were really good. >> thank you so much. but it was so funny that, you know, we were in the big nt argumeelling at each other, and it's not -- it's not really me, i'm not very angry. >> jimmy: yeah, me neither. >> i kind of enjoyed it. it was pretty fun. [ lahter ] >> jimmy: you were almost too in character, yeah. >> it was hard to keep a a straight face though, honestly. >> jimmy: we would do our bit, and then as soon as they yelled cut we would start ling at each other, and just -- you're going to get a movie out of this. n >> i'll be tt avenger. [ laughter ]ye >> jimmy, totally. why not? this saturday, you're hosting a
a big benefit gala in your dad's honor? >> yeah, that's it. our steve irwin gala is coming up really soon and that's a a special night for us. it's all about honoring dad's legacy, his passion for wildlife and rsing funds and awareness for our nonprofit organization as well. tickets are almost sold out, which is great. but, if you head to wildlife warriors.org, you can still m snatch the. there's animals, it's crazy. it's a lot of fun. >> jimmy: last time you were here, we announced that "crikey! it's the irwins" got picked up for a second season. congrats on that. >> thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a big hit on animal planet. have you already started filming the second season? >> yeah, we have. we're in production right now. literally, just before ilew to new york, we did a piece with me and the biggest snake in the entire world. the reticulated python. i actually get to go swimming with it in its enclosure. and i survived, i'm still here. [ light laughter >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> so, it's good. but this season is off the charts. it's amazing. it's going to be cool. >> jimmy: i follow you on instagram and your photography is beautiful. >> thank you very much.
that's really kind of you. >> jimmy: i love it. when did you start? i mean, you're only 15. >> that's been a passion of mine, photography, for a really long time. and i found that through my images i'm able to capture the world around me and kind of show the beauty of nature and really get people to connect with wildlife. because in this daand age, we need more people, especially young people, getting passionate about nature. you know, looking up off their screens. [ cheers and applause ] i love it. i really love it. jimmy: it's great. i hate to ask this, but what animals did you bring for us tonight? >> it's exciting, we've got el jefe. we've got mishka. there's some pretty cool ones. >> jimmy: yeah. i always think, the cuter the name, the scarier the thing. [ laughter ] >>goell, first of all, i've a pretty interesting one. this is actually right back here, this is a millipede.s now, it'me is millie bobby brown. because, millipede. and she actually recently vited us at the zoo. what you want to do. put your hand out. >> jimmy: oh no. >> we'll actually use, kind of like a bracelet. >> jimmy: no.
>> this is actually a giant african millipede. they'll wrap around, naturally, around your wrist. [ light laughter ] c now, theool thing with millipedes is they have about 400 legs. and when ty get -- when the get stressed. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ light laughter ] oh my gosh. oh my gosh. >> they don't bi, they release an acidic smell, it's like a terrible foul smell. that's how they evade predators. so you've got nothing to worry about. >> jimmy: yeah, until i go out r dinner after the show, yeah. >> but -- really cool. look at that little head. it's amazing. but they've got all those segments. and these guys are othe first animals to ever colonize land. they have a very important part in our history. really fascinating animals. they feel like a little toothbrush. don't you think? >> jimmy: that really is totally bizarre. >> look, he's saying hi. [ laughter ] he's like, hi, everyone. >> jimmy: that's so interesting because i'm saying bye. that's so interesting. >> all right, that was good. how cute is that. >> jimmy: oh, my god, that was so gross. oh my gosh. gosh. >> that was great.
>> jimmy: what was his name, did he have a name? >>n.his is millie bobby brow >> jimmy: the cuter the name, the scarier the animal. okay, good. his next one, we are going to go down onto the floor. >> jimmy: okay, let's go. >> i'm going to grab some milk.a [ audiencews ] here we go. sh --. >> jimmy: oh my go >> this little guy here, this is little sebastian. he's a little miniature horse.se [ applau sebastian. you're welcome to hold that bottle if you'd like. >> jimmy: sure. >> he loves his milk, just like from the show "parks and recreation." >> jimmy: at's how you named him? >> little sebastian. >> jimmy: little sebastian. >> he's a miniature horse, probably the most adorable animal on the face of the earth. >> jimmy: oh my goodness. >> he's just incredible. >> jimmy: just beautiful. gu>> the thing with these is they're actually really important animals because they act as service animals. so often you'll see them as therapy animals or guide animals lping people around, and they're really interesting. you know, they don't get above 38 inches. that's the highest one would ever get, is 38 inches tall.
really, really small, but they are just so cute. i'll tell you another thing they like. when he's done with his milk, you can get your face e ght up clos his nose. if you lightly blow on his nose. [ light laughter ] that's like a form of grm.ting for hi so you're welcome to give that a go. just so he recognizes you. [ laughter ] look over there, do you want to go see jimmy? [ light laughter ] there you go. so he gave you a little kiss. there you go. good job. [ applause ] e jimmy: thank you, littl sebastian. >> good boy.ve >> jimmy: i lo you, little sebastian. come back. >> all right, we'll see you later buddy. >> jimmy: you'll always be little sebastian. >> okay, there we go. >> jimmy: this is great. fantastic. thank you very, very much. anlove him. thyou. >> bye. >> jimmy: oh, come back, please. we love you. >> oh, that's great.pl [ apse ] that's awesome. >> jimmy: all right. we're down to our final. >> this is our final animal. >> jimmy: okay. >> i need a little bit of warning for you, just follow my movement and don't make any sudden movements. [ audience ohs ] really nice and slow. hey, how's it going?
this is a mandrill. now, mandrill's, they're one of my favorite primates. here you go. this little mandrill, mishka -- hey, mishka, she loves her plush toys. she's just like any other young animal who loves her toys, and they really need that for enrichment. they really need to move around a lot to experience new thin. and what we'll do, if we get some of her favorite toys out, she might be able to come over here and say hi. what do you think, mishka? >> jimmy: this is beautiful, wow. >> now, the mandrill -- [ laughter ] the mandrill is really interesting. see, what they do, is they actually -- oh he's got some food, she's hungry. now, what the mandrills do is they have that really bright colored bottom, and that's how they signal to each other. you can see she's using her hands there. you're all right, little o. and she is incredible. the largest of the old world olnkeys. beautiful bright coration. the mas will get this incredible vibrant red color
oh, she likes her seal. although these animals are really nice and cute, they don't make good pets. that's a message that e very passionate about is, you know, you need to be able to -- [ ughter ] she's sitting on him. that's fine. that's all good. that's all good.yo there go. all good. just stay nice and still. she just wants to see your face. see how you're going. there you go. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think it's cute. that's a gat toy. i think it's really nice. i like this. do you want another -- do you want a grape? >> >> jimmy: do you want a green grape? >> i think she's out, she's done. they don't make good pets. you know, they're better either in the wild or being cared for by someone who really knows how to take care of them. because they're really hyperactive, they're really, really wild. .> jimmy: she's just gorgeous. >> she's beautiful >> jimmy: she can come back whenever she likes. stay there and just have your
grapes and we'll go out to commercial. okay, buddy? >> that's mishka, she's so cute. >> jimmy: robert irwin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the first season -- [ laughter ] >> oh wow. >> jimmy: there you go. the first season of "crikey! it's the irwins" is avble on the animal planet go app. [ cheers and applause ] so cute. we'll be right back with more "tonight show," everybody.na that was fasciting. [ cheers and applause ] internet that puts you in charge. alright boys, time to eat. that handles anything. [ crowd cheering ] that protects what's important. and reaches everhere. this is beyond wifi. this is xfi. switch to fios to get incredible entertainment delivered to your home on a 100% fiber-optic network. you'll get the fastest internet available
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to charlize theron, desus and mero, robert irwin once again. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots over there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye everybody. [ eers and applause ] ♪ ♪
♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- seth rogen! star of "chernobyl," actor jared hais! io," actress and comedian, lyric lewis! featuring the 8g band with valerie franco! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing night? [ cheers and applause ] that is great to hear. in that ca, let's get to the news. after opposition leaders in venezuela launched a coup to take control of the government this morning, vice president mike pence tweeted, "estamos con