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>> jimmy: thank you very much! thank you very much! please. welcome to "the tonit show"! please, have a seat. thank you very much! give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen, right there! [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the show. we have a great one for you tonight. guys, we are just four days away from cinco de mayo! [ cheers and applause ] but today william barr was like, i'm going to need a a margarita pronto.[ laughter and applause ] lle big news out of washington is that robert mue isn't happy with attorney general william barr. he didn't like the way barr summarized his reporto the public. chk it out. >> special counsel robert mueller complaining directly to the attorney general that the ag's summary of is report failed to capture its "context, nature and nc subs" >> jimmy: yeah, well now people are accusing of barr of covering up for trump. yeah, when trump heard he immediately asked him to resign as attornegeneral and be his new vice president. [ laughter and applause ]
look, i'm not saying barr tried to cover up for trump but he kept things so in the dark, he could be a lighting guy on "game of thrones." you know wha [ laughter and applause ] a steve: oh, snap. >> jimmy: alreadot of people are calling on barr to resign. can we take a look at him? yeah. if he does resign, he can go back to his old job as undercover elton john. [ laughter and applause ] --yway, today in congress [ laughter ] barr said that mueller was just mad about how the press covered the summary. when he heard mueller was mad at the press, trump was like, "okay, maybe he's not such a a bad guy after all. i mean --" [ lahter and applause ] barr testified before a senate committee led by lindsey graham, but the hearing got off to an interesting start. check out what graham said about the mueller report. >> here's the mueller report. you can read it for yourself. it's about 400 and something pages.
i can't say i've reait all. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: even high school kids are like, "dude, you got to at least pretend you read it!" [ laughter ] mean, come on. it's like -- [ applause ] crease a few pagesov smudge the c. he said, "hell, the only thing i've read cover to cover is the cracker barrel menu." [ laughter and applause ] anget this. later in the hearing, graham decided to read an fbi agent's text message. a it wasittle surprising on live tv. watch this. >> october t 19th, 2016. trump is a [ bleep ] idiot. [ laughter ] j >>my: and he said, "actually, i sent that text. sorry about that. he just liked it."k i aham knew that cursing was rough because -- here, check out what he said right after. >> sorry to the kids out there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he apologized to all of the kids who stayed home from school to watch the senate judiciary committee hearing of william barr on c-span. [ laughter and applause ] all of those kids, "mom, can i stay home today?"ht "all rig.
just this once." [ light laughter ] a lot of people are talking about this moment from the hearing. kamala harris asked barr if anybody from the white house ever told him to open an investigation into anyone, and barr didn'seem like he wanted to answer. watch this. >> attorney general barr, has the president or anyone at the white house ever asked or suggested that you opean wvestigation of anyone? >> i wouldn't -- ildn't -- >> yes or no? >> the president or anybody else? they have not asked me to open an investigation, but -- perhaps they suggested? >> no, i wouldn't say suggest. >> hinted? >> i don't know. >> inferred? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: advised. implied. zhooshed. [ laughter ] a little giddyup. a little wink-wink. [ laughter ] at one point, barr said that after mueller finished his report, it was his responsibility. but check out how he said it. >> his work concluded when he sent his report to the attorney
general. at that point, it was my baby. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and then mliller was , "well, in that case, i want my baby back, baby back, baby back. [ laughter and applause ] i want my baby back, baby back, baby bk. i want my baby back, baby back, baby back." ♪ some more news here. i saw this, this morning.n in underur, president trump retweeted over 60 tweets. which is why he spent the rest of the day with little tiny ice packs on each thumb. it was like, "oh, today was rough." and trump was going crbey on twitteuse a big firefighters union decided to endorse joe bideinstead of m. trump was like, "it's crazy, i love firemen. i mean, no one loves the firemen more than me." [ laughter and applause ] i've heard he's really upset with this union. he sent a tweet that said, "i've done more for firefighters than this es ucking union will ever do." and then he added, "i have personally donated thousands of dollars to people whslide down poles for a living." [ laughter and applause ]
>> steve: wow. welcom cinnamon. >> jimmy: oh. speaking of strip clubs, listen to this. yesterday, mike pence gave a a speech to some navy sailors. and before pen walked out, the sailors were told they had to clap like they were at a a strip club. even weirder, pence was introduced like this -- ♪ >> ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, magic mike pence!ch [ rs and applause ] >> jimmy: well, guys, people all arnd the world are excited for meghan markle and in ce harry, who are expecting their first baby any day now. [ cheers ] everybody wants to know the baby's name, whether it's a boy or a girl. so, let's check in with "the tonight show" royal baby watch. ♪ ♪ tonight show royal baby watch 2019 what is it gonna be ♪ ♪ that baby could grow up to be a king or queen so we're waiting for that baby ♪ ♪ to show up on the scene on "e tonight show"
royal baby watch 2019 ♪ >> jimmy: all right. [ laughter ] let's get to it. is the royal baby here yet? >> no. ♪ "the tonight show"ro l baby watch 2019 what is it gonna be ♪ ♪ that baby could grow up to be a king or a queen ♪ >> jimmy: all right. stop, stop. you n stop there. you can stop there. ♪ so were waiting for that baby to show up ♪ >> jimmy: that's enough. thank you. [ laughter ] >> steve: is it here? >> jimmy: no, it's not. >> steve: oh.: >> jimmyhere's some good news. starting today, smoking is banned inside all disney theme usrks. [ cheers and applae ] when they heard that, alof the people in costume are like, "whatever. we switched to edibles years ago." [ laughter and applause ]'m ickey mouse." get this. instagram might get rid of likes because they want users to, "focus on the photos and videos." while users want instagram to
focus on what it's really made for, making your friends jealous. enlaughter and appla] "look at my picnto." [ laughter ] and finally, this was all over twitter. hemeone posted a photo of a a vegan lasagna th co-worr brought into work. and well, just take a look at this thing. [ laughter ] everyone was like, "cheryl, that's a salad." i mean -- that's not -- [ applause ] vegan lasagna? lettuce. guys, the kentucky derby is this weekend. it is one of the biggest -- [ cheers and applae ] sporting events of the year. has some of the best fashion t looks ofhe year. so, we decided we would e celebratboth with the kentucky derby hat giveaway! here we go! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's right, every night this week, we'll be giving one lucky audience member a truly one of a kind
kentucky derby hat!- so now [ cheers and applause ] let's see what's behind hidden compartment number three. [ drum roll ] oh, wait a second. okay. wow. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] wow. boy, this is just beautiful. look at this. [ laughter ] butterflies in there. a lot of stuff happening. i don't know what the -- where i the front or the ends. this is unbelievable. now, let's see who's going home outh tonight's hat. everyone look at yseat number. [ cheers and applause ] if i call your number -- if i call your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. quest, can i get a drum roll, please? [ drum roll ] who wants me to pick their number? this is a good one. [ cheers and applause ] all right. here we go.
it is -- 124! [ cheers and applause ] ♪n come oer here, hey! how are you doing, bud? hi, how are you doing? what iyour name? >> my name's lindsey. >> jimmy: lindsey, where are you from? >> i'm from texas. >> jimmy: hey, all the way from texas! [ cheers and applause we love you, texas. what part of texas are you from? >> dallas. >> jimmy: dallas, texas. do you -- do you own anything like this? >> i don't. jimmy: you don't. oh, my god. what are the odds? this is fantastic. would you like to try it on for tonight? >> of course. >> jimmy: here. i think this is the back here. look at that. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you look gorgeous. and here is a mint julep to help you get you in the kentucky derby spirit.
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to every family. shop top-brand appliances including kenmore at sears. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. what a show we have tonight. alexander skarsgard is here on the show. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applausim] >> j: sebastian stan. and we have a really cool, really fun punk band on the show tonight from ireland. and, boy, they're good. the fontaines d.c. [ cheers ] yeah. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking -- [ laughter ] that's exactly -- >> steve: that's fontaine a.c. >> jimmy: yeah, that was -- at's just what happens. you just hear that howl any time you mention them. [ laughter ] fontaines d.c. [ cheers ] want a little taste of the b "boys in theter land"? >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: check this out. ♪ but the boys in the better land ♪ ♪ you're always talking 'bout the better land ♪ >> jimmy: come on -- >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: a little punk rock. [ cheers and applause ] little punk rock to wake you up.
hi steve: don't throw anyt. >> jimmy: i'm gonna toss those sharpies. ry steve: yeah, don't. >> jimmy: i'm vexcited about the kentucky derby. i don't know who's racing at all, but i do enjoy the --. >> steve: i heard there's horses. light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i hear there's a lot of horses. it's always exciting to me. i like, enjoy that. have you ever been to the kentucky derby? teve: no. >> jimmy: tariq, you ever been? >> tariq: yeah. >> jimmy: did you go to hang out or you gto play? >> tariq: just to play. >> jimmy: you just -- oh, yeah 'cause they have some good -- they have concerts there. they have all parties there all week.yi they're pa now. yeah. crazy. >> tariq: you went before, right? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] it was like a lost weekend, yeah. it was like -- [ light laughter ] this was years ago. this is after "snl" but this is before "late night." i think i was dating my now wife and we went and the night before they have a beautiful party at -- and you get dressed up in the tuxedo and i went. and it's like in a barn. it's just gorgeous. and i walked in, as i was walking in i heard run dmc and i was like -- i was like, "oh, that's cool. this could be a fun party." i walk in.ms dmc hif was rapping on stage -- [ audience ohs ]
to like a track or something. it was like just by himself. it was dmc with like a bm box or something. [ light laughter ] i was like, "what kind of party is this? it's the weirdest thing ever. this is fantastic." i'm like -- so then i watch him. they're like, "ladies and gentlemen." he leaves. he sings one song. he leaves. they go, "ladies and gentlemen, eddie money." [ light laughter ] eddie money walks out and sings like "two tickets to paradise" or something. i go, "what is going" -- this is good.is he fins the song and they go, "ladies and gentlemen, taylor dyane." i go, "this is the best concertn i've ever beo in my life." [ laughter ] like, who booked this show? it's unbelievable. >> steve: k-tel. >> jimmy: so i'm there. o i end up gettistage and singing with kid rock and it was awesome. [ laughter ] just went nuts. and then we finish the night and i'm leaving with my girlfriend at the time, i said, who's now my wife. e d we're leaving all thes like, kids who are valet parking, like, these young kids. i go, "where are you guys from?" they go,e're from the fraternity over at, you know, whatever. and i go -- university of kentucky or something. i don't know. and i go, "where's the party tonight?" i don't know why i said that. and they're like, "oh, we'll throw one for you mr. fallon if you wanna --
[ laughter ] if you wanna come." i go "yeah, tell me the address and i'll show up man. i don't care." kid gave me some address to his frat house. so me and my wife took a cab to this address -- [ laughter ] walk in, all of these kids are in their pajamas like, "jimmy fallon?" like, "what's going on?" [ laughter ] ke, "i'm here for the party, dude. what's up?" [ laughter and applause ] and they're like, "uh, okay." and then they call like sororities and everyone came over in their pajamas. it was like a pama jammy jam and -- [ laughter ] we played beer pong until like 5:30 in the morning. [ light laughter ] and then i had to get up to go to the -- well, i was there for the race. >> steve: right. [ light laughter ]im >> j: but i didn't want to go. i was so hurting. but i told them i would go. so i got up. i barely remember the race. [ light laughter ] and it was really tough. >> jim: 'cause iad to gea tea >>vew tie on andoh every.th go for it. you know, i really -- e. steversouofe, aowti ch of this story out. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah, well, you don't want to hear all of be. >> jimmy: use you guys don't want do hear all of it. yeah, yeah.
let's just say one of the horses didn't run that year.oy >> steve [ laughter ] oy. >> jimmy: i don't know what that means. >> steve: oh, we do. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: guys, it's time fo "tonight show" has ag. here we go. ♪ ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ [ cheers and applause ]t >> jimmy: budo love kentucky and i love the kentucky derby. i will be -- i'll be watching. and one day i shall return. we dthis thing every week where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. and since the kentucky derby isa this weekend a lot of people will be making bets, i sent out a hashtag called #mybadluck. we asked you guys to send us rd funny or weitories about times that you had bad luck. within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the united states. [ cheers and applause ] so thank you for playing along on all of your social medias. we appreciate the following and playine game with us. now i thought i'd share some of my favorite my bad luck stories from you guys. this first one from @sanemomofmany.
[ light laughter ] she says, "i thought i won the michigan lottery after i hit all five numbers and the powerball, then realized i was looking at a ticket from the week before." [ audience aws ] [ applause ]di just rea your tickets -- "oh, my gosh. i got my numbers that i choose, from the week before." yeah, th's your ticket. this one is from @angelfan. she says, "when i was young, i went through a haunted house, fell down and twisted my ankle. i started yelling for help, but everyone thought i was an actor and stepped ov me." [ laughter and applause ]ty prealistic. >> steve: scary. >> jimmy: that's pretty realistic. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: she was like -- she's in pain. >> steve: she's like really crying real tear. >> jimmy: oh, man. [ light she's like, she's really in pain, man. >> steve: oh, my god. >> jimmy: that looks like real blood. [ laughter ] this one >> steve: bearknowy? >> jimmy: he says, "out of habit from texting my wife, i ended a text to my boss with 'i love you.' he texted back, 'i love you too.'" >> sve: aww. [ laughter and applause ]th >> jimmy: ank you. >> steve: bear knowing. >> jimmy: this one's from
@sonyaday11. she says, "my car was hit by a a bathtub that fell out of a a truck. they don't teach you to avoid falling bathtubs in drivers' ed." it's like, "bathtubs?" [ laughter and applause ] this one's from @slurpeegirl. >> steveuh-oh. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: she says, "i was making mashed potatoes using an electric mixer. litt did i realize, i was scraping all of the teflon off the pan i was mashing in.i ld my boyfriends the chewy black bits were peer." [ audience oohs ]se [ applau >> steve: oh, god. why am i so sick? >> jimmy: it doesn't th.te that fres oh, yeah. you're eating teflon. [ laughter ] this one's from @juderee.sh says, "i was walking on the boardwalk at the beach and got slapped in the face with a huge slice of ham. a seagull dropped it." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: come on, dude. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: that's --
>> steve: that's called a ham slap. >> jimmy: that's worse than -- that's worse than a bird pooping. >> steve: seagull poop. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. it's much worse. >> steve: maybe it was poop. [ laughter ] giant ham seagull. [ slaps ] [ lahter ] that's what it sounds like. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: last one is from @colbybarrend. he says, "i left my ex a drunk voicemail to come over one night, but she never showeup. rns out i sent the message to my mom. [ audience oohs ] she did show up." [ laughter ] there you go. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: there you have it. those are "tonight sho hashtags. [ applause ] to check out more of our favorites go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. stick around. we'll be right back with alexander skarsgard, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ anyone can go fast. the question is... enough?
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>> jimmy: our first guest is the emmynd golden globe-winning star of "big little lies", which premieres its second season th june 9t 9:00 p.m. on hbo. you can also see him alongside charlize theron and seth rogen in the new film "long shot", which hits theaters this friday. please welcome alexander skarsgard! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you, thank you. d to be back. >> jimmy: welcome back to the program. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we love having you on. i love finding out about your history and different things i i 't really know about you. and so i did not know about this thing. one of your first gigs was in a a video, a lady gaga video. [ light laughter ] do you know what i'm talking
about? >> yeah. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: but that's -- how did -- this was for "paparazzi." >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a giant song. but how did you get -- how do you get involved? and how did you -- >> well, i was -- i was in l.a. shoong one of my first jobs, which was season one of "true blood." >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: i loved "true blood." [ cheers and applause ] absolutely. yeah. >> yeah, it was -- it was a a good time. >> jimmy: that's where i knew you from. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but it was the very beginning. so the show hadn't aired yet. and my friend jonaakerlund, a a swedish guy, he's the director and he was gonna direct the music video. and he called me and asked if i wanted to play the boyfriend. and i said, "boyfriend?" i didn't know who the girl was, lady goo goo?wa i like, "yeah." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you never heard of lady gaga? >> no, this -- i think it was r first album. >> jimmy: yeah, that was her first one. yeah. >> i'm not sure, but i didn't know who she was. and i said "well, what are we ting? like, walking down beach, holding hands?" hear me no, it's out." he was like, "it's -- you wear an eye patch and you throw
on" -- >> jimmy: right there, i would have been like, "sold." >> yeah, i was like -- [ laught >> jimmy: "yeah, i'm down. i'll do it. what do i have to do?" >> i'm a pirate. >> jimmy: yeah, you have an eyepatch. >> yeah, and then -- >> jimmy: what's -- wh?'s the plot >> well, then he just briefly like -- he said, "well, the plot is you try to kill her. you throw her off a balcony of a beautiful mansion in malibu. she doesn't die. she comes back and she poisons you." [ light laughter ] and i said, "that's a -- that's a beautiful, beautiful story. [ laughter ] >> jt my: yeah, you can do tha in three minutes? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and he did,. and here's a picture of you, eye patch and all, from the "paparazzi" -- not bad, dude. at's pretty fantastic. >> so, that's me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, of course. that's you, yeah. and that's lady gaga. yeah. >> yeah.: >> jimmye video has gotten over 200 million views. >> i'm a very popular guy, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you really are. i saw a picture of you at this h press event other day, i wanted ask you about. 'cause i was like, "what's going on?" and you were bald for a movie, but is this real or -- >> you got a lot of good stuff
here today. >> jimmy: i do, yeah. [ light laughter ] is this like -- are you playing ron howard in a fiat? is that wh happening? [ laughter ] >> i -- >> jimmy: what was this? >> i was -- i don't remember. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i was shooting a movie up in rontreal called "the hummingbird pct" and i decided to shave my head for it. >> jimmy: you really went for it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you look like you just -- >> well, i wanted to be bald. and then i thought for some reason it'd look more natural instead of doing theald cap to just really shave it. h?>> jimmy: is that the tr >> well, i didn't realize that it doesn't quite look real natural. you can see the hairline. it doesn't quite work. >> jimmy: you didn't weat to just wr a hat or anything? [ light laughter ] could have just done that. right? [ laughter ] >> no, well they -- well, first of all, like, we were shooting, it was winter up in montreal. we were out on set. so for three months, i didn't have a social life. i had one weekenoff. i went down to new york for this event and when they came to fit the -- [ ght laughter ] the suit, they asked, they saw me. i hadn't tell them that i was
bald. they saw me and they're like, "oh, do you want a little hat or something? a fedora or" -- >> jimmy: yeah. why not? >> well -- >> jimmy: you don't net. >> these guys look amazing in hats like, musicians. i just feel like i don't really wear a fedora in a suit. it doesn't -- it's not really ty my sle, so >> jimmy: you should have just went like that. >> i should have just painted my head. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's good. get a sharpie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're a good-looking guy. you can get away with that stuff. >> well the grwht thing was i stepped out of the car and there was this press line with photographers and i steped out. f and i'll neverget the sound when they all saw me, 'cause they all went, "aww." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they felt bad for you? >> then someone was like, "is he okay? is he okay?" >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> 'cause they -- like, they though i had a meltdown and shaved it off. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. no, no. exactly. no, he's totally -- this is what he does for his craft. [ light laughter ] we can talk about "big little lies", but we can't really talk about "big little lies", but we can? >> i've read the seconseason and it's --we
>> jimmy: e not sure if you're in it? >> yeah, i've read it , ut i'm still not sure if i'm in it or not. but, it's -- it's fantastic. it's really -- it's a very interesting take on -- 'cause it was meant to be a a limited series. there was never meant to be a a second season. and i think liane moriarty, who wrote the novel kd david e.ley, who wrote the screenplay or teleplay -- >> jimmy: oh, he's great. >> got together, they were like, "well, is there -- could there be a continuation? is there something we can -- a a great story?" >> jimmy: yeah. >> i think it was important to evyone involved that it -- you have to warrant making another season so you don't r milk it fo reason just because it was a success. come up with something great. >> jimmy: yeah, but the door kicks in and meryl streep walks in. you're like "whaaat?" >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, there's a season two all ri yt! >>eah. >> jimmy: she's like "what happened to my son?" >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i thought that was pretty smart. when they -- so, yea i think we can reveal that meryl streep plays my character's mom and she shows up. >> jimmy: that's how. yeah. >> and she kind of realizes that something's fishy. >> jimmy: something's fishy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and that's all we can really say about that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but we can talk about "long shot", which you're in. seth rogen, charlize tron. >> i'm actually not in that.
[ light laughter ] but we're trng something new tonight where actors come on, promoting projects they're not in. >> jimmy: so, yeah. [ laughter ] so you're not in that movie at all? >> i'mot in "long shot", but i've seen it. i saw it last night. it's fantastic. [ laughter ] seth and charlize are -- >> jimmy: yeah, yet', yeah. >> ifunny. it's sweet. it's like a classic rom-com. >> jimmy: the idea is seth rogen is kind of writing for charlize theron, who's running for president but --h. >> yea >> jimmy: everyone wants you and charlize to hook up. >> yeah, i have one scene. so, this was actually shot in montreal whi i was -- same time i was shooting this project, "the hummingbird project." >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> so this is what i looked like at the time. and then before.harlize from and she asked like, "oh, you're in town. you want to come in and do this little thing?" so what you're about to see is the arc of maracter, basically out of one scene in the movie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. n but it was all of your lines. >> or two. >> jimmy: we cut it down. this is only one of your two lines in the movie. >> all right. >> jimmy: but this is it. [ laughter ] get ready. u'll have to watch the movie to see the other line. [ laughter ] but you're really great in it. here's alexander skarsgard and charlize theron in "long sho" take a look at this.
>> polls s that people find my laugh unattractive. so, i shouldn't laugh in public. that was a bit of a bummer 'cause really -- i like to laugh a lot. >> mmm. >> but we came up with another laugh that was better. that's more presidential, i guess? >> mmm. [ laughter ] that's good. >> that's a lot of teeth and not as much sound. >> yeah. >> mm,o after dinner, how about we go for a drk somewhere? >> ooh. >> i know this great little place not too far from here. it's called mini bar. it's quite exclusive. you need a k to access it. >> mmm. >> it's actually more of a a smalfridge than a bar, and it's in my room. >> no, i get it. >> i'm inviting back you to my room. [ laughter ] that's my real laugh. >> mmm. don't know why they told you not to use that laugh. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: alexander skarsgard,
e erybody. [ cheers and appla we love you, man. come back every night, man. >> thank you, man. >> jimmy: please. "long shot" opens this friday. and "big little liesson two, premieres june 9th on hbo. we'll be right back with sebastian stan. stk around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ oooooooo... ♪ i'll show you something ♪ neeeeeewwww.
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>> jimmy: congrats! >> thank you. >> jimmy: congrats on everything! and welcome back to the show, sebastian. we met -- we met on this show. >> we did. >> jimmy: not too long ago. we played musical beers. >> right. >> jimmy: yeah. whou else do you remember ab that? >> we got very close, you and i. we did. >> jimmy: we kind of did. i have a -- >> we made out. ] jimmy: no, we didn't. [ light laughter no -- >> it was close. >> jimmy: well let me show you. here's a clip of us playing musical beers on our show. take a look at this. ♪ [ bleep ]! ♪ [ bleep ] [ laughter ] >> you gottarink that, baby. i'll gla ♪ lose.
[ crowd chanting "drink ] [ cheers and appuse ] >> jimmy: yeah! oh, myod. yes! >> the commitment. >> jimmy: the commitment. we had to. >> it was good. >> jimmy: it was for the audience. yeah. had to show you.e' right, everyonwelcome here. >> i appreciate it. >> jimmy: gosh, that was bizarre to watch that back. >> no, it was -- it was -- here's what happened i mean, i was before -- right before i came on, you know, my manager, my great manager, emily gerson saines, was backstage and the thing she said to me was, like, hatever you do, do not be the first one out."gh [ lilaughter ] she was like -- and i was like, "why are you doing this to me right now?" and i was like -- she was like, "just don't lose. don't be the first one out." so i came in, you know, strong. [ laughter ] a little too strong. >> jimmy: yeah, a little too strong. but yeah.er no, it was pct. we're happy to you have back. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you went on to -- congrats on "avengers: endgame." this movie is -- [ cheers and applause ] -- done making -- $1.4 billion it's made so far. wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: does it change --
does your life change completely? >> well, it has, you know, for me, mean, it's been ten years, so it's a little bit nostalgic but it's only been since last year in "infinity war" that, like, i've sort of been feeling like i'm in this fight club that i don't really know about. [ light laughter ] well, i was on a plane one time and the stewardess came and gave me this piece of paper and orlked away and i opened it and it said "wakanda fer." [ laughter ] and then i looked, after, down the hall and she just went -- [ th >> jimmy: wow! >> i was like, "just get us home." [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] i >> buts very humbling for sure just to be included. i mean, the movie is insane. >> jimmy: it's great. you're history. absolutely. but when you're filming the scenes, do you know what you're even remotely doing or what lines you're saying? >> we did not for this one, we didn't. i mean, everything i filmed, i found out on the day. you can kind of tell, like, by my expssion. i just -- i hide the confusion well. [ light laughter ] under a "zlander" look. but, no, we didn't know.
>> jimmy: like when you were in those -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- your co-stars, did you know that they were going to be there at day? >> no. i was told there was a wedding. you know, that there was a a weddinthat we were filming. and i was like, "who's getting married?" you know? but everybody was dressed very formal and, you know, i was looking around and then two people weren't there so i guess that was the bride and the groom. buthat's what it was. it was a wedding. you saw the moe, right? it was a wedding. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, of course, it was. >> thawhat it was. >> jimmy: yes, of course, oh yeah. sebastian, absolutely it was. i'll never get you in trouble. yeah, of course. >> right. >> jimmy: but, now i got to say, i just heard this and i hope that the rumor is true, that anthony mackie, who's falcon -- >> oh, he's great. >> jimmy: he's the most fun human bein we love anthony mackie. we've had him on the show since "late night" and i heard that e you and him artting a a spin-off -- you're getting a a series on disney+. >> that's the word, yeah.nl it otook about four press
tours for somebody to kind of get the idea that these two lunatics should have a show, you know. >> jimmy: yeah. so, the rumors are true? >> the rumors are -- the rumors are true. yeah. >> jimmy: i didn't even believe that. [ laughter ] you're doing it so well. >> no, they are. i mean, i love him because, like, it's really hard. like, i always quote "apollo 13" every time i'm with him because, it's like, working ath him is really like riding a psychotic horse lazing stable. [ light laughter ] like that's what it is. i just hang on. and usually if you look at my expressions, like, just get a a word in now. >> jimmy: i have a clip rere from a p junket that you guys were doing. can you explain what he kept doing? 'cause it's ridiculous. >> right. >> jimmy: you know what i'm saying? name? >> yeah, he -- so, you know, like, we do this a lot. i mean, you're in there for, you kn, three, four days at a a time. >> jimmy: days of asking you the same questions? >> yeah, the same questions and you can't really spoil yt anng. you can't talk about the movie. so after a while we kind of start having fun with it. and he and i sort of, like,
invented this character that we sort of, kind of, came up with. so that any time they would ask us a serious question, like, you know, especially in the european pressers, like, "how do you feel is movie is really going to change the world?" [ laughter ] and we're like, "well as my frnd -- >> jimmy: is it nishka? >> -- nishka used to say --" >> jimmy: and so you'd just make up a name? >> yeah, and then we're ayke -- we'd something obscure like, "when you look in the mirror, make sure you look in the back and the front at the same time." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what my friend -- >> and they're like, "right." >>, immy: "i wouldn't say it but that's what my friend ishna would say." or nish -- i have a clip, a kind of a a compilation of you playing. it's so funny. here are sebastian and anthony mackie doing press for "capin america: civil war." take a look at this. >> as my friend nish would say, always enjoy the pants you're in because you never know what's in another man's pants.ri >> that's t. as my friend nishka would say, i ain't saying i'm a gold digger -- >> but i am. >> but he rich. >> i think when you have two fu beautipeople and you put
them together, there's nothing bad that can come out of that. >> what a lovely last answer. >> that's not me. >> tha you so much. >> that's nishka. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm looking forward to more, more goof offs with you and anthy. we love you. sebastian stan! sebastian stan! "avengers: endgame" is in theaters now! we'll be right back with a a performance from fontaines d.c. stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ok, i got your eggs.
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>> jimmy: that'syou want, right there! fontaines d.c. "dogrel" is out now. [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to alexander skarsgard, sebastian stan. fontaines d.c., once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "lase night with meyers." tonight -- charlize theron, t star of "ihink you should leave with tim robinson," actort and comedianim robinson, music from judah & the lion, featuring the 8g band with valerie franco. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?p [ cheers and ause ] that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. ahead of attory general william barr's senate testimony