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>> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. [ applause i feel the love. i feel the love. [ cheers and applause ] have a seat, please. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. give it up for the roots, right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] love you guys. guys, big news today. we finally found out the name of the royal baby. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. meghan markle and prince harry have decided to name him archie harrison mountbatten-windsor. [ light laughter ] even benedict cumberbatch is like, "wow, that's a mouthful." [ laughter ] a lot of words. but it's true, the new baby's . name is archie apparently the royals love the show "riverdale" so it was either archie or jughead. [ laughter ] i think they made a good choice. [ applause ] today meghan and harry introduced the baby tohe press. here he is. [ audience aws ]n archie harriso mountbatten-windsor. people did not see that one coming. [ laughter ]
ght now, guys who bet on the name are calling their wives like, "honey, the money i lost in the derby?ye ah, i didn't win it back. [ laughter ] i'm in a lot -- we're in a lot of trouble. "we have to sell the hous i love that me. archie harrison mountbatten-windsor.so unds like a british slip and fall law firm. [ laughter ] "have you been injured? we want to get you the pounds that you deserve." [ laughter ] all this royal baby ne is pretty exciting. so, in case he's watching, i just wanted to say -- applause ] ♪ ♪ hello archie you're the royal baby hello archie you're the royalaby ♪ ♪ your dad's named harry but you got no hair and your throne's gonna be a big highchair ♪ ♪ mama's meghan markle and be'll teach you so much like how to read ak
and what not to touch ♪ ♪ hello archieu' yo the royal baby llo archie you're the royal baby ♪ ♪ hello archie you're the royal baby hello archie you're the royal baby ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hello archie you're the royal babyhe o archie you're the royal baby ♪ ♪ hello ahie you're the royal baby hello archieyo re the royal baby ♪ >> jimmy: roots, go! ♪ ♪ hello archie you're the royal bab hello archie you're the roy baby ♪ ♪ hello archie you're the royal baby
hello archie you're the royal baby ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hello archie you're the royal baby hello archie you're the royal baby ♪ ♪ hello archie you're the roy baby ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: well, you guys, this is interesting. [ laughter ]: >> stevenow you're just telling jokes? >> jimmy: even though the royal baby is only three days old, he's already paid more taxes than president trump. [ laughter and applaus isn't that interesting? that is a fact. >> steve: i did not know that. >> jimmy: that's right, the big story is last night, the "new york times" put out ten years of trump's tax recds, and they showed he lost over a
a billion dollars and avoided paying taxes. some of the details are pretty amazing. listen to this. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] trump basically set a record by losing over a billion dollars. it's crazy, if you combine trump and "the avengers," you break even. >> steve: wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: isn't that amazing? [ cheers and applause ] guys, you know how they say a a picture is worth a thousand words? well, it's also worth one meme. you what i'm talking about. it's time for "this week in memes." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ this week in me this week in memes yeah ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: first up, let's take a look at this photo of joe biden. [ laughter ] his meme says -- >> steve: wow. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: next is a photo of queen elizabeth. her meme is called --
[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] next is a photo of president trump. his meme is lled -- [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: "got it." >> jimmy: next, a photo of a a koala. [ audience aws ] ppme says -- [ laughter and ause ] here's a photo of cory booker. his meme says -- [ laughter and applause ] ha-ha. ha-ha-ha-hha-ha. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] oh, no. ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. there's no way you really said that. i can't believe -- man, you're so funny, dad. dad, can i call you dad? [ laughter ] i shouldn't have said that. i'm not your son-in-law yet. we have to get married first then i can call you dad. but you're the one that said that. [ laughter ]
here's a photo of bernie sanders. his meme says -- [ applause ] >> steve: oh, man, again. >> jimmy: chandler, dude. chandler. could it be any more wrong? [ light laughter ] next is a photo of -- thank you -- the baylor university sketball coach kim mulkey. her meme says you're like, "come on!" [ applause ] the next photo is daenerys from this week's episode of "game of thrones." her meme says -- >> steve: ooh. [ applause ]>> immy: next is a photo of german chancellor, angela merkel. her meme says -- [ cheers and applause ] finally, here's a photo of steph curry.
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>> jimmy: that's how you do it. that is how you do it. maya, welcome back. you lookorgeous. >> thank you, homes. >> jimmy: you know what's weird? >> what? >> jimmy: i don't know if you thought about this. >> what? jimmy: we've known each other -- 20 years we've known each other. >> you know why? i was 27 when i started "snl" and i will be 47 this year. >> jimmy: is that right? >> dude, that's a long tuge. [ er ] >> jimmy: wow. that's a long time. >> you were 13, i think. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. do you -- what do you remember about first joining the cast? i remember seeing you at an after party or something. >> well, i came at the end of that 25th season so i di't really know anyone. you were super nice to me.ut that's abo it. no. [ laughter ] you were super nice to me.my >> jim: you can stop there. >> i remember everyone just like -- you know what it felt like? it felt like school when everyone's, like, in the cafeteria and they know where to sit. and i didn't know where to go. and then sweet chris parnell i said -- it was a tuesday and i said,
"what do we do tonight?" he's like, "well, werite." and i was like, "till when?" and he was like, "8:00 in the morning." and then all these doors started shutting and i realized, like, oh, i work here. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] not only you work here, you live there. i >>was terrifying. yeah. >> jimmy: you really do. >> and i'll never be seen again. >> jimmy: who was your office te? >> who was my office mate? oh, oh, oh, that's also weird. when i first came, my office ma was zach galifianakis.ug [ lahter ] he was a guest writer for two weeks. do you remember that? >> jimmy: no. >> yeah. we would walk back to the hotel like, "what are we doing here?" >> jimmy: wow. i forgot that he was a guest writer. i >>was crazy. >> jimmy: no way. and then he left and then you -- >> he left and no one ever heard from him again. [ laughter ]>> immy: i remember you -- >> you were with horatio always. >> jimmy: always with horatio. >> that was the best office. that was the dumbest, goofiest office. >> jimmy: we had the dumbest -- i mean, really, the dumbest stuff ever. >> so many, so many damn bits. >> jimmy: so many bits. >> so many -- weird sunglasses. >> jimmy: he would have the
sunglasses with laser beams sunglasses. >> so stupid. >> jimmy: do you remember steele would do -- as do bits? andrew steele. >> at a certain point, he had -- do you remember what his name was? t have been gone. he had a guy. he made a, like, a poster, like, a cardboard cutout, life size of a guy who was a peeping tom. and he would go around the building and peek through our window into me and emily spivey's office. >> jimmy: because he was the next office. so, he would have, like, a pole and -- >> yeah. and he would come over because he liked ladies. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it would just be a a plastic cutout. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i remember oe it was a windup dog that came into our office. like a puppy dog and it wound up and it crawled in our office like a toy dog. and i go, "what is that?" it had a note that said, "please help, andrew." [ laughter ] t and i wenthis office and he was on his desk laying on his desk and there was a phone on top of head. w >>hat an elaborate bit. >> jimmy: and he goes, "thanks so much. i'm so happy you're here. this phone was, like, stuck on my head." [ laughter ] >> when i first started i was so terrified and green, i didn know anything.
and will ferrell used to come in dressed as another guy, chip? was his name chip? >> jimmy: well, ther chip kudrow who was, like, lisa kudrow -- >> lisa kudrow. that's right. >> jimmy: lisa kudrow's cousin or something. >> was he the one who wore the neckerchief? >> jimmy: was thaton? >> that might have been ron. >> jimmy: ron is insane. >> ron's crazy and ron -- >> jimmy: he -- >> this is when, like, the host would come to "snl" and we'd say, "hi, john goodman. i have a pitch for this week."wi and would be dressed as another man that none of us had ever met. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, and he was really into character. he didn't break character. >> was he southern? >> jimmy: ron was just weird. >> ron was weird. [ light laughter ] and real confident. >> jimmy: i don't think he's southern. and loud and he wore like a a foot locker jersey. like a referee shirtright? or maybe it was chip kudrow. >> there was a chip kudrow in my day. >> jimmy: chip kudrow. .nd he would sit and eat lunch by himself and stu [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: and you'd go, "how's it going, chip?" and he's like, "i'm fine." >> chip had a -- i think chip had a chip on his shoulder a little bit. >> jimmy: he was a little mad at his cousin's success. lisa, lisa kudrow.
>> all that "friends" money. [ laughter ] jimmy: do you remember -- >> oh, you guys should have been there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. do you remember when he was -- do you remember when will was ron -- when diddy and jimmy -- >> ron went on stage with the foo fighters and p. diddy. >> jimmy: no, it was dave grohl. it was jimmy page. jimmy page and led zeppelin and diddy were doing a song from "godzilla" or something. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and they were doing ing and then a all of a sudden ron -- >> ron got up there. ron was the one with the neckerchief. >> jimmy: he had a neckerchief and the sunglasses and the foot locker jersey. and he was like -- >>st walked around. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and he was, like, lost or something. he was lost. he didn't know where he was. he was on -- wandering on the stage. [ laughter ] >> it's always good to be confident. >> jimmy: and diddy was rapping and he was like, "what is going on right now?" it was so bizarre. but i remember you being so fun and musical. we'd always do bits together and stuff like that. >> always. >> jimmy: but you were in that itcover band called -- is princess? >> princess. >> jimmy: it was prince cover band. >> yeah. me and my friend gretchen. we played here. jimmy: you played here. >> we played when it was -- when it was -- it was your old -- ye olde jimmy's shop. >> jimmy: yeah. ye olde jimmy shop.
>> with my old friends the roots. >> jimmy: that's right. you played on our show. >> yep. >> jimmy: and i just heard this. are you doing, like, a --e' >> w playing bonnaroo. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i think that's a big deal, right? >> jimmy: that's a giant deal. [ laughter ] >> i didn't know that. >> jimmy wait, that's big. >> yeah. i didn't know that. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you're playing bonnaroo? >> well, i'm learning from the -- i'm learning from the kids that that's a b deal. [ laughter ] i've never been. i mean, i don't, like -- i'm not, like, a major festival person or anything. >> jimmy: have you ever been to a festival? >> i - well i -- i've only been to -- well, i mean, we've done, like, comedy festivals. hink, "oh, maya's funny. she'll do this." and then we come out and do, like, a prince show. and they're like, "oh, oh, this is good." [ laughter ]t bu's not comedy. >> jimmy: you're not comedy. you're serious. >> we're serious. we take prince vy seriously. but i went to coachella last year and i saw -- i saw beechella. i saw it both weekends. i went to see my sweet friends, the band haim. >> jimmy: they were just here last night. >> i know. they were here yesterday. >> jimmy: yeah, love them. man, they're talented. >> they're the best. >> jimmy: you got t hear the soy did with vampire weekend. >> with vampire weekend.
they're wonderful. we were all -- everyone -- it was the craziest thing because -- >> jimmy: this is the one fr the documentary. >> yes. >> jimmy: the beyonce thing? >> yes. >> jimmy: you were there? >> it changed my life. >> jimmy: you're getting emotional. you voice is different. >> my voice is higher. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my voice is higher t. because of tha >> that's because it's infectious. >> jimmy: yonce made your voice do that? >> you don't understand. it was a -- it was life experience because i feel like i've heard people say, like, "oh, i was there for this thing or this rally on this --" we all witnessed something that had never been done that was made with love, that was made with beauty, that was made with pride. it was a nod to a historical black colleges and universiti. she -- i mean, it was e.credible and no one knew it. it was a surpris all of a sudden this pyramid came down and there was just all this beautiful blackness. ioit was -- i'm truly emotl talking about it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> my daughter was with me and she was crying.p lucy was u somebody's
shoulders and she said, "do you think beyonce can see me?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: of course she can. he we were all moved and s played -- you know, like, she started with that. but songs from my childhood, like, "fun" and all of a sudden ."ke a thing from "the wiz like, all this stuff that made you feel like your -- like all of this pride and beauty and everyone was incredible. i can't believe i saw it. >> jimmy: she works so hard, man. >> she works reay hard. >> jimmy: i've known her since, like, destiny's child days. >> oh, my god. remember when she came on "snl" and do our "mini's twins" sketch? >> jimmy: of course. i was in that. >> and i have to say, like -- i mean, i've done beyonce and, like, people are like, "we got, like --" i genuinely love her. like, make no mistake. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i am so in love with her. t.>> jimmy: yeah, we get i we get it. i feel it. >> you get it, right >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i'm still talking about her. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but then and now, she is such a true like -- she does it right. she cares about what she's putting into the world. >> jimmy: good. everyone should do that. >> she's a good human being. jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, beautiful -- >> jimmy: are you going to do, like, a -- are you going to
channel beyonce when you're on stage? >> i'm gonna to try. [ laughter ] in my mind. because for me, like, my parents didn't let me have barbies when i was little because i think they thought it was a bad image. they were hippies. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we played with w >> we just played -- [ laughter ] we played with these things called weed cigarettes. and we >> jimmy: we just had joints with faces on them. >> i'm burning. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're gonna to crush it, man.th 's so fantastic. >> i'm pretty excited. >> jimmy: are the kids gonna to come? >> hell no. laughter ] i mean, like, i think -- i think the best thing about, like, a show like that, is, , likeu get a little momcation. you, like, stay in a hotel, you wake up. >> jimmy: yeah. >> no one's in your bed. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and you appreciate the tiny feet that sleep next to you every night. >> jimmy: no, dude. i get that. >> and then i go hom my tiny feet. >> jimmy: i love those little babies. >> don't you love tiny feet? >> jimmy: i love them so much. i know what time of the morning it is by where the feet are in the bed. they come in around 4:00 in the morning and they just slowly rotate them. once their feet are on my face,
it's like, "oh, it's 6:30. ."t's go. it's time to wake >> i don't know why, but i always get kicked in the face. >> jimmy: always. i'm so used to it now. and then the kids laugh and they think it's funn they kick me in the face. it is pretty funny, yeah. [ laughter ] let's talk about "wine country." >> oh, my god. "wine country." >> jimmy: this is fantastic. you -- [ cheers and applause ] this is a movie. this is you, rachel dratch, tina fey. >> ana gasteyer. >> jimmy: ana gasteyer. >> paula pell, who was a writer at "snl" for 300 years. >> jimmy: don't even get me started on paula pell. i love her so much. >> we, we -- so, people and emily spivey was also a writer. so, people that know these people, like, we've always said, paula pell might be the world's funniest person. and she she's been around here for -- >> jimmy: she really is. 't>> you see her but you d realize what i'm talking about until you see this damn movie. >> jimmy: she's gonna come on our show. when is paula on our sho s >> notn enough, apparently. >> jimmy: friday. yeah, no, yeah. what did you see paula pell? she is a bit machine, dude. >> she is a bit machine, man. >> jimmy: hilarious. >> you're gonna fall in love with her. i'm just marking my words now. you're going to fall so in love wi her. >> jimmy: paula pell. invest your money in her stock.
>> invest your money in her stock. >> jimmy: yep. [ laughter ] but you guys get together -- and this is, kind of, baseon a real trip that you guys did. >> yeah. we went to wine country for chatch's 50th. little baby drats 50. >> jimmy: no way. >> yeah, it pretty cute. and like, all took a plane up to wine country and everyone -- amy made the itinerary because she loves organization. loves it. >> jimmy: so, who was it, you, amy, ana, dratch. >> it was everybody in the movie except sweet tina was making her -- she was making "mean girls." >> jimmy: she was making her . broadway debut >> she was making her broadway debut. >> jimmy: yeah, no big deal. she was making a broadway -- >> no big deal. >> jimmy: nbd.yo know what i mean? jinx. oh, my god. [ laughter ] but you get there and -- you said, like, on the airerane going ovhere you described how everyone -- everyone's character. >> everyone's true personalities came out on the airplane. so amy -- she went, "i lost my -- i lost my phone. oh, my god. i dropped my phone in the toilet. i dropped my phone in the toilet on the rplane." and everyone -- everyone's reaction explains their personality.
so, ana said, "it's probablyn your bag. don't worry about it. we'll find it." paula -- paula said, "we'll go to the apple store togr and i'll buy one with you. i need a new phone." [ laughter ] rachel just had these big blue eyes and was like -- [ lauger ] i said, "i'm gonna go find it. i asked the flight attendant for gloves. i got these blue gloves and just started going in the toilet. [ laughter ]iv and emily sp was like, "y'all, this is terrible." >> jimmy: y'all, this is -- y'all, this is terrible, y'all. >> everyone's reaction was so apespos of their personaliti >> jimmy: this movie basically is you guys going to wine country and just -- really just drinking a lot and laughing a a lot and it's really -- >> yeah, it's pretty magical. >> jimmy: i cannot wait to just -- i'm gonna totally drink a full bottle of wine. >> you're gonna drink a -- you're gonna drink a full bottle of wine.im >> j: a full bottle of wine and not watch the movie. >> in the first ten minutes and not watch the movie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and not watch the movie. then, the next day, i'm going to watch that movie. >> yes. and you're gonna be , "why am i watching this movie? i don't remember why i'm laying here."
>> jimmy: a clip.how everyone here's maya rudolph in the new movie "wine country." take a look at this. >> you guys, our dear, dear, sweet rebecca sue is all grown up. i want to dedicate this song to my beautiful friend, rebecca. this is for you -- >> what would you like -- >> to turn away. >> okay. >> yes. ♪ ♪ close your eyes >> oh, my god. ] [ laught >> i'm cool. >> yeah! ♪ >> you're a pro. you're a pro. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] d. jimmy: it never happene what? nothing happened. maya rudolph, everybody. ngcheers and applause ] maya and i are doiomething fun when we come back. stick around, everybody. it's gonna be good. [ cheers and alause ]
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that'll be our band name. one, two, three. >> leather. >> jimmy: cocoa. [ light laughter ] >> both: leather coa? leather cocoa? >> jimmy: or cocoa leather. >> or cocoa leather. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: cocoa leather is the name of our band. >> i think it's cocoa leather. >> jimmy: okay, it's cocoa leather. we have to come up with our -- cocoa leather's hit song. completely random word. one, two, three. tiger. >> conch. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tiger conch?ig >> t conch. [ laughter ] >> jimmyconch tiger. cocoa leather. >> jimmy: cocoa leather. >> both: "tiger conch." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so is it, li, a, uih -- is it like a pet shop boys type of band? >> yeah. it's a pet shop boys band. >> jimmy: all right. so, it's cocoa leather. >> yes.: >> jimmyots, like a pet shop boys type of thing. cocoa leather. "tiger conch" is the name of the song. ♪ ♪ where is my tiger conch where is my tiger conch tiger conch tiger conch ♪ ♪ tiger conch where is my tiger conch where is my tiger co where is my where is my ♪ ♪ i've seen my tiger conch
in the yard where's my tiger conch have you ♪ ♪ i've seen my tiger conch at the zoo my tiger conch is here have you ♪ ♪ running away from it all running away from it all running away from it all running away from it all ♪ ♪ running away running away tiger conch tiger conch ♪ ♪ looking to find where is me my tiger conch tiger conch tiger conch ♪ ♪ somebodstole my tiger conch ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ running away [ laughter ]>> immy: come on, dude. >> that's basically -- that's basically what we did in your office for, like, six years. >> jimmy: how fun was that? all right. want to do another one? >> yeah, i do. >> jimmy: all right, good. all right. band. let's think of a random word. >> oh, boy. >> jimmy: one, two, three. palm. >> salsa. >> jimmy: palm -- i was going to say palm tree. >> you said palm or pong?
>> jimmy: a palm. oh, pong. i can do pong. >> salsa pong? >> jimmy: salsa pong? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] salsa pong. [ laughter ] salsa pong and the name of their hit song, salsa pong, was -- one, two, three. get.. >> drifter >> jimmy: get drifter. [ laughter ] >> these are really, really bad. >> jimmy: "get drifter" by -- >> by salsa pong. >> jimmy: salsa pong. is it kind of latin?po salsa . >> i think salsa pong might be latin. >> jimmy: it's latin. and it's called -- what is it called again? >> "get drifter." >> jimmy: "get drifter." ♪ >> yeah, that's it. that's the one. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ vocalizing ] ♪ [ vocalizing ] ♪ ♪ where is my drifter would you please
get my drifter drifter ♪ ♪ drifter my drifter he left me at the mall don't call my drifter ♪ >> hey no, excuse me. drifter? yes it's me! >> jimmy: yes! >> you left me at the . are you mad at me? >> jimmy: no, i'm coming right back, right now. ♪ >> i need a ride. uber is on strik >> jimmy: i got something to tell you. >> okay. >> jimmy: check this out. >> i'm listening. ♪ [ vocalizing ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ drifter where's my drifter ♪ [ vocalizing ] [ imitating vuzelas ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was so fun. our thanks to maya rudolph! [ chee and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. >> yeah, we do a double kiss back at home. >> jimmy: i know -- >> it's like a "muah, muah." >> jmy: yeah, i thought you would just do it with a one kiss, but then go -- >> it's all right. i get that awkwardness all the time. >> jimmy: you do? >> ooh. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. that's fine. we figured it out. >> jimmy: no, we figured it out. yeah, yeah. i didn't know if i wast ven gonna gehug. i was like -- >> how you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing great, pal. you look gorgeous. >> really? i'm actually still getting over my hangover from the met. [ laughter ] are like -- how you get -- how it get to work so quick. >> jimmy: i didn't go out after that. you -- >> good for you. i did. >> jimmy: you did? you -- [ laughter ] -- you went for it? you look beautiful. >> i really went for it, guys.
re's you -- here's you at the met with lizzo. >> oh, yeah. my new -- izapplause ] >> jimmy: i love l. >> yeah, she's so fun. she was my date. we all went with marc jacobs. oh, my gosh. i'm going to sound so like boujee imposter right now. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but it was like me -- >> jimmy: you can do it. you can name drop. >> it was like me, marc jacobs, kate mos-- jimmy: whoa. >> lizzo. it was like really fashiony. i saw you there too, by the wa jimmy: yeah. >> you looked so handsome. i love your suit. >> jimmy: oh, you're so cute. oh, stop. >> jimmy, you did good. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ cheers and applause ] >> were you wearing chanel? >> jimmy: i warowearing the actually. >> i know. i saw 'cause i saw the episode last night. >> jimmy: oh, you did? >> and i heard the whole flower scenario. it was pretty funny. >> jimmy: oh, dude i got -- >> i know, that's --al >> jimmy: i ways get embarrassed. >> i know, but -- >> jimmy: but, i get to hang with cordon, who i don't really get to see that much. >> i know. he's so fun. oh, yeah 'cause he's like on a a different -- >> jimmy: yeah. he's on -- yeah. and, but, gosh, he's a funny dude. >> yeah, i had so much fun. lizzo and me were like drinking on the table and stuff, as you do. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> well, no, not standing on the table but like drinking and like all i kept saying to lizzo, "what are you loong at?" you know? she's like turning around and it was like, she just kept flirting with all the waiters. [ laughter ] so i just -- so i just got
inlved, and i was like, "lizzo flirting with the waiters," because they're all like, so handsome and like -- >> jimmy: they really were. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i noticed they were very g d looking waiters. >> so that was like all entertainment, and then cher came out and we were like, "okay, fine." >> jimmy: how great was cher though?! come on. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: dude. >> dude! >> jimmy: chfr came out. i ked out. this dude came out in like a a green suit, and like -- ♪ waterloo i cannot go -- >> yeah, i know. e i thought it was like th broadway version and then she -- >> jimmy: me too. i go, "i'm not sure what this is, but i'm in." >> and she came out. cher -- [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: --- came out. ♪ if i could turn t backe if i can find a way ♪ [ applause ] ♪ i'd take back those words that hurt you if y'd stay ♪ >> i don't know the words. ♪ there was something in the air that nightar the stwere bright fernando ♪ ♪ >> fernando. >> jimmy: yeah. dude, she was unbelievable. >> yeah, it was so fun. the whole night was ty fun. that was my seventh met. >> jimmy: it was your seventh one? >> yeah, i know. crazy. >> jimmy: i think that one of my favorite ones. >> me too. it was cool because everyone was like totally dressed up and i felt really normally dressed for like once in my life.
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: isn't that funny? because you go to see who wear this gorgeous -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: gown and that's casual. >> and i like -- yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's casual compare -- >> that's cool cash. i mean -- obviously, like, look at lizzo. she's like pink and -- and fabulous. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i was like, "i want for like the old glam look." you know? and then i looked around and i was like, "geez, i should just like set my hair on fire or something." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dude, last time you were here we talked about -- d you dresse for halloween as post malone. >> yeah. i know. >> jimmy: and it was really -- no, you got to see it. e 's unbelievable. >> after we spokout it, you know, it kind of went everywhere, like, more than i thought it would. >> jimmy: yeah. >> after we spoke about it. >> jimmy: well, here's -- this is funny because the "hollywood reporter" tweeted out something. >> dude. >> jimmy: did you see this? >> did i see this? [ laughter ] it really made me laugh. >> jimmy: it was -- it says #grammys. camila cabello, @iamcardib and post male to perform at the grammy awards and here's a a photo of all of them but that is not pt malone. that is you. [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
dude, that is you dressed up as post malone. [ laughter ] i mean, how funny is that? >> hey. >> jimmy: you have to frame this. >> i am like, "oh, my gosh." when i looked at that, i was like, "someone's getting fired." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how greais that? >> that was so funny. everyone kept tweeting me and i was like, "hey, am i performing at the gram -- oh, it's not me." >> jimmy: yeah, i know. [ laughter ] you're doing this cool thing -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: where you're having your own line of tequila. >> oh, my goodness. yes.ve oh, i haome for you, by the way. >> jimmy: prospero. >> oh, yes. yeah. >> jimmy: prospero. >> prospero. my: pros -- prospero. >> yeah, i know. i love the hand gesture -- >> jimmy: thank you. >> at the same time. >> jimmy: yeah, it do it at the same time. [ light laughter ]i yeahs like, "just -- grab a shot." >> it's really cool, actually. it's like, a cool story. i'll give you a quick lowdown. basically, i've been asked a a few times. you know? you know, i see so many influential people kind of do deals with like alcohol brands i d things like that, and just kind of thought -- you know what? i met this incredible woman. her name is stella and she's from mexico and she's only one of few women distillers in the whole world and, you know,
the alcohol industry is so male dominated, it just was like, "you know what? it'd be really cool to create a a drink that i can drink and i like tequila." and -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> it'd be made by a woman. >> jimmy: hey, good foyou. >> and the back story behind it was like i really wanted to bring feminine power into the industry like alcohol. so that was the position behind prospero. >> jimmy: prospero. >> yeah. >> jimmy: congrats on that good for you. [ cheers and applause ] >> and it's all -- and it's out. you guys can go get it. get wasted. >> jimmy: it's available now. good time with it. you know? >> jimmy: yeah, before you go see "pikachu." >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah, don't do that. [ laughter ] >> oh, yeah. also, we're doing this. >> jimmy: well, dude this is -- this is how fun you are though. >> i want to do everything, guys. >> jimmy: you really do. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but you're great at everything. >> thank you. >> jimmy: not only are you in this movie -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: who do you play in this movie? >> dr. laurent. i play the head of the lab. >> jimmy: ah-ha. >> yea>> immy: and you're helping out little pikachu? >> and it's actually a really pivotal scene in the movie -- well, i mean it's out this week, by the way. you guyshould go check it out and i'm helping all the
pokemon. >> jimmy: i mean, how cute? >> it's really fun actually and i did a song with kygo which we're going to sing u guys. >> jimmy: i love that you do too 'cause you go like, "yeah, i'll do this movie. he by the way, should i do the soundtrack?" >> yeah, 'cause this is like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, dude, two for the price of one when you got rita ora in your movie. >> aww. >> jimmy: you're like, "hey canm helpdo --" this is the credits. >> yeah, i wanted to do something really different. i never done a movie like this before. i did it with "fifty shades" too. i was in "fifty shades," and i kind of was like, "hey, dude. do you want to just like, use my song?" so, i did the same thing. same approach for this. and they loved it and it's the only song on the whole score ea and -- it's just going to be fun because -- >> jimmy: you and kygo. >> me and kygo, and he is an amazing producer and writer. >> jimmy: have you worked with kygo before?o. >> i wanted to and i kind of re-brought this song back to life 'cause i was trying to make this song with him a long time ago, and he was kind of like, not over it but forgot about it because he has so many amazing songs.d anwas like, "dude, this song will be perfect for the soundtrack." so we, kind of, brought it back to life. so it all, kind of, worked out in the end.im >> j: well, i can't even tell you how much we love you here.
i want to you come on the show every single night. >> please, 'cause i have so much fun. i n just sit in the corner and like, drink alcohol. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ritara, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "pokemon: detective pikachu" is in theaters friday. rita and kygo perform for us after the break. ick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
and rita ora. pp [ cheers anduse ] ♪ ♪ i'll carry on for you carry walking alone on the shores of longing ♪ ♪ i miss your footprints next to mine sure as the waves on the sand are washing ♪ ♪ your rhythm keeps my heart in time yo you found me ♪ ♪ made me into something new led me through the deepest water ♪ ♪ i promise lovery to carn for you ♪ ♪ i'll carry on for you for you i'll carry on foyou i'll carry on for you hey ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ spoke to the wind on the open ocean i wonder if you hear me too ♪ ♪ wrapped in my arms with every moment the memories that pull me through ♪ ♪ you you found me made me in something new ♪ ♪ oh yeah led me through the deepest water ♪ ♪ i promise love to carry on for you ooh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'll to carry on for you for you ♪ ♪ to carry on forou ooh i'll carry on for you for you ♪
♪ i'll carry on for you you found me oh yeah ♪ ♪ made me into something new into something new ♪ ♪ led me through the deepest water i promise love to carry on for you ♪ ♪ oh carry on for you ♪ ♪ ♪ carry on for you ♪ ♪ i'll carry on for you for you to carry on for you to carry on for you ♪ ♪ for you keep me running keep me coming back to you ♪ ♪ hold me harder love me like you know you do keep me running keep me coming back to you ♪
♪ hold me harder love me like you know you do ooh yeah ♪ ♪ made me into something new into something new led me through the deepest waters ♪ ♪ oh oh yeah i promise love to carry on for you oh carry on for you ♪ oooh yeah i'll carry on for you for you ♪on ♪ to carror you in the deepest wat oh i carry on for you ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! that's what i'm talking about. that's what i'talking about. rita ora, kygo. good you see you, bud. [ cheers and applause ] "carry on" is out now.ay my thanks to mrudolph, kygo, rita ora, once again! and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with
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