tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC March 22, 2016 11:34pm-12:37am EDT
>> jimmy: thank you very much, please. [ cheers and applause ] that's a great new york city crowd right there. weweome, welcome to "the tonight show", everybody. this is it. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] hey, thank you, enjoy it. sit down and relax. enjoy yourselves. please. thank you so much for being here. guys, thank you so much. it's a hot show tonight. a hot crowd. and this is a great, hot new york city crowd is what you want right here. [ cheers and a alause ] come on. wow. >> jimmy: welcome, welcome again. i'm your host, jimmy fallon. here's what people are talking about. the latest on president obama's trip to cuba. i saw that over the weekend he and his family were photographed on a walking tour of havana in the pouring rain. which means the president's like everyone's dad on vacation. if he paid for the nonrefundable tour, you're going to go on that
[ cheers ] "get your ponchos. we're going to take that tour." obama also spoke from cuba yesterday and said that u.s. airlines will start making commercial flights to cuba this year. but first obama said he wants to see a greater respect for human rights. not in cuba. at laguardia. [ laughter and applause ] animals running around. and get this, obama and cuban president rau castro also gave their first press conference together yesterday. castro actually tried to raise obama's arm in triumph when they were finished. but -- i don't know if you saw this. obama didn't seem that into it. [ light laughter ] keep your eye on obama's hand when castro tries to raise it into the air. watch this. >> we have concluded. thank you for your participation. [ laughter ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: what?
[ laughter ] it looks like a scene from "weekend at bernie's." it's like -- [ applause ] "you're the coolest, bnie!" [ laughter ] >> steve: weekend. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, this is cool, carnival cruise just got approval from the government to launch voyages from the u.s. to cuba starting in may. yeah, in fact, carnival has even come up with a few slogans to get people excited for a a cruise to cuba. first, there's "carnival cruise -- we've had an embargo on fun for the last ten years." [ laughter and applause ] then there's, "see the world's most notorious military prison from the world's most notorious diarrhea prison." [ applause ] they're going to go with that. >> steve: i wouldn't think that, but if that's what they're going -- >> jimmy: i didn't write them, yeah. no. and finally there's, "carnival cruise -- we're going to party like it's 1959." >> steve: yeah!
>> steve: bernie. >> jimmy: "great party, bernie!" [ light laughter ] let's check in on the election here. in an interview with cnn last night, ted cruz was asked about being donald trump's vice president and said, quote, "i have zero interest whatsoever." what is also what cruz's friends say when he invites them to dinner. [ laughter and applause ] "you could have just said no. that's rude." former arizona governor jan brewer spoke at a rally for donald trump ahead of today's primary in utah, and she seemed to have missed one of trump's key talking points. take a look at this. >> he's going to grow jobs and he is going to look out for the small business. he's going to restructure the tax structure, and not only that, he is gonna build the fence.
[ laughter ] [ laughter ] >> say wall! say wall! >> woo! [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, my god! >> jimmy: it wasn't easy, but we found someone who is a worse listener than trump. [ laughter ] she's like, "yh! build a fence. he's going to build a fence." >> steve: "say wall. say wall." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he's going to build a a fenced-in area. [ laughter ] [ chanting ] fenced-in area. fenced-in area. fenced-in area. fenced-in area. woo-hoo! >> steve: woo-hoo! feels like "weekend at bernie's." >> jimmy: "great party, bernie!" [ laughter ] she's not the only one who doesn't want to talk about the wall. bernie sanders recently spoke at a u.s.-mexico border in arizona and said, quote, "we don't need a wall."
again i told noah we didn't need an ark, so who knows?" [ laughter ] [ applause ] this is kind of crazy here. i read about a doctor who is spending a year in antarctica to study the effects of living in isolation. when asked how it's going, he was like, "who said that? [ laughter ] did i say that? did i ask myself that?" [ laughter ] is made me laugh. i saw that the world's first tweed suit for a horse was madede [ laughter ] this is a real story, yeah. first tweed suit for a horse was made for a recent festival over in england. this is real. take a look at this photo. this is that horse. [ laughter ] that's real. yeah. apparently, he bought the suit at j.c. pony. [ applause ] i guess he found it in the big and stall section. [ audience ohs ]
i heard he's the envy of the "neigh"borhood. no -- he hates to whip but he loves to neigh-neigh. [ laughter ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and a alause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! that's what i'm talking about. hey, welcome to the show, everybody. thank you so much for being here. thank you for watching. guys, we are going to do this fun thing on the show next week, but we need your help. all you need to do i itake a a short video of your kid making their best funny face. here's an example of what we're looking for. >> hi, i'm sylvia and this is my funny face. >> jimmy: there you go. take a video like that and upload it to youtube with the title "tonight show funny ce-off" or go to tonightshow.com/funnyfacacff to download our "tonight show" app and submit your video from there. and you might see your kid's
[ cheers and applause ] it's a new thing we're gonna play with. we have a big week of shows ahead. tomorrow night our pal ice t will be here. >> steve: : ah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: then on thursday, ben affleck is dropping by.. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to play aa a game of pup quiz with ben. plus zayn will be performing for us. [ cheers and applause ] that's big. we love zayn. on friday we'll have amy adams, brett eldredge, and thank you notes. that's a big show friday. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a fun show tonight. he's amazing, everything this guy does. we le him so much. from "house of lies" and the new movie, "miles ahead," the great don cheadle is here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: plays miles davis. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: he's ftastic. awesome. later in the show, don and i are playing "catchphrase." that should be good. [ cheers ] plus, she's everybody's favorite young actress and she's about to make her broadway debut in "the crucible." saoirse ronan is back on the
>> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love her. yeah, that's her. >> steve: aw. >> jimmy: yeah, very nice. and then we got -- oh, great music. our pal iggy azaleis here. >> steve: what!? [ applause ] >> jimmy: "team." >>teve: "team." >> jimmy: "team." guys, it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today. the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. pros and cons and pros and cons and pros >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of going on spring break. >> steve: . [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that time of year. college kids all over the country are heading down south to party. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of going on spring break. here we go. pro -- letting loose, going wild and acting crazy. [ cheers ] con -- then leaving the trump rally and going on spring break. [ laughter ] >> steve: take a trip. yeah.
buying a fake i.d. in cancun. con -- trying to convince bouncers your name is "el chapo." [ laughter and applause ] that's tricky. >> steve: that's a bad one. >> jimmy: "when were you born?" pro -- traveling through florida with an unopened box of condoms. con -- returning g me with an unopened box of condoms. [ applause ] >> steve: oh, that is the worst. balloons! >> jimmy: pro -- president obama said, "for spring break i'll be visiting cuba." con -- joe biden said, "tell him he's doing a great job playing g j." [ applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: that's not wrong. >> steve: cuba gooding, jr., yeah. >> jimmy: he's not wrong, yeah. it's great. >> steve: he's fantastic in it. >> jimmy: pro -- rolling up to the beach in nothing but a speedo. con -- hearing a girl say, "nice, you got the four-inch iphone." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh, not good. not good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a flip phone.
pro -- grabbing a drink at senor frog's. con --& finding out trump deported him. that's too bad. [ audience ohs ] you hate to hear that. that's too bad. you hate to hear that. >> steve: it's a delightful place. >> jimmy: pro -- staying at an airbnb in a a foreign country is a great way to save money. con -- or end up on an episode of "dateline." [ applause ] he enjoyed the cottage. >> steve: he paid for it in human ears. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro -- ordering a sex on the beach. con -- getting a rejection in the bar. >> steve: oh, yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's a decent drink as well. pro -- five days and four nights at an all-inclusive tropical resort only costs $795. con -- googling "beach photo" and posting it on instagram costs $0. [ applause ] >> steve: priceless. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: priceless. >> jimmy: pro -- getting shrimp at the bar. con -- getting crabs in the hot tub. [ laughter ] >> steve: well -- >> jimmy: good to have o oions. >> steve: they have appetizers
>> jimmy: pro -- seeing your friend on instagram post a photo of the ocean with the caption, "beach, please." con -- seeing the pope on instagram post a photo of his shoes with the caption, "damn, francis." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: damn, francis. da -- [ laughter ] you can't just say it once. >> jimmy: no, you got to say it a couple times. >> dam daniel. >> jimmy: thank you. [ light laughter ] and finall pro -- what happens on spring break stays on spring break. con -- and on instagram, facebook, snapchat, twitter, vine, and linkedin. there you go. those are the "pros and cons." we'll be right back with my man don cheadle!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is the golden globe award winning star of "house of lies" which premieres its fifth season april 10th at 9:00 p.m. on showtime. he also co-writes, directs and stars in the new film "miles ahead," which opens in select theaters april 1st and everywhere april 22nd.
welcome don cheadle! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's nice. come on, looking good. huh? >> thank you. thank yoyo thank you. >> jimmy: great to see. [ cheers and applause ] >> great to be here. great to be here. >> jimmy: you look great. >> thank you, man. >> jimmy: i want to get to talking about "miles ahead." i'm really excited about this becaususi know you worked a a long time on this thing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but weweave some photos from your high school year book. >> oh, good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. it's fun to show. you don't really look that different to me. wait- [ cheers ] i like the upward lighting it's very good. very dramatic. >> jimmy: very dramatic. yeah. >> and the shadow that it >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> of course it's a piano. a guitar strap? >> that is a saxophone case strap. >> jimmy: oh.
>> 'cause you gotta pose to do sax. >> jimmy: you had a lot -- you had a lot going. you got a lot going in this one photo. >> i just had to cover all the bases. make sure everybody knew what i was working with. >> jimmy: here's you in theater club. that's you on the top there. [ laughter ] yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: what play was this you were doingng >> that's a mime tree. what do you mean? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> is that not obvious what that is? >> jimmy: oh, yeahno, i know that. yeah. me and my friends get together and, you guys wanto do a mime tree? [ laughter ] wait till the end of the night. yeah. then we can do it. >> yeah, that's right. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and what would,you do with the mime tree? just pretend you're a tree? yeah. >> well, you know, you get together in a collecti and decide as a group what it is that you're going to form. and we said tr. >> jimmy: ah, interesting. [ laughter ] and then is it windy? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: is it raining? >> we were all drunk during that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no you were not. >> i don't know what's happening. >> jimmy: that's not true. here's you in the school band. >> boom. >> jimmy: yeah, is that you here? >> yeah, that's me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah.
out there, yeah. you look totally different than the other. >> that's victoria kelso. >> jimmy: yeah. oh, okay. >> that's me. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] but this is -- i bring this up because it's very interesting here. you had your chance to a a scholarships with -- to music or a@ting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you had to make a a choice in high school, as a a high school kid. in colorado? >> yeah, i was in denver at the time. i kind of knew that i wasn't going to, you know, the discipline that it takes to do what these guys over here did. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and, you know, really put an -- everyone's like, no discipline. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> no, no, but it's. you know, and i was also in colorado and a lot of winters. i think i made a weather choice. and said i'm gonna go to l.a. and go to cal arts and that's >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you made the right choice, obviously. >> i think so. we are thankful. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you. favorite actors. >> thank you, man. >> jimmy: "house of lies" >> yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it seems like it just started. >> i know, it's crazy. they go by fast. but we're having a great time on the show.
>> yeah. well, you know, the president callede and he said, "hey, don, i'm thinking about going to cuba." >> jim: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i said, you know, "let me check it out. we'll see." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's so nice of you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that is so nice of you and thoughtful. >> yeah. and see where the good restaurants are. and, you know. >> jimmy: so you scoped it out for the president. >> yeah. i scoped it out. >> jimmy: that's so thoughtful of you. >> no big deal. >> jimmy: yeah. nbd, man. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: nbd, no big deal. yeah, it's all cool. was it odd going there? what was it -- >> it was really amazing. i mean, the country is -- it's like it t nd of stopped in time. >> jimmy: it really is like that, right? >> yeah. and it's, the people were great and they're very generous to us and very welcoming. and we just felt very honored to kind of start a relationship again and hopefully there's an infusion of something. i don't think we really need to, you know, really dump our entire culture on them. i hope they maintain their own economy in that way, but they need something. they need support. so hopefully that embargo can be lifted and we can start having some real fellowship.
you did that. [ cheers and applause ] now, let's talk miles davis. >> yeah.h. >> jimmy: 'cause this is a a movie that you've been working on for almost ten n years? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's a long time work on th. >> well, i'm amazed that you know it was miles davis because backstage you thought it was miles teller. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i'm a fan of his as well. i didn't see the film yet. >> right. >> jimmy: and i'm assuming that it's an animated film. >> yes, it's an animated film and miles teller is in it. [ light lauger ] >> jimmy: i love miles teller. >> he has a big -- >> jimmy: so this is a story of him and his rise to fame. >> exactly. >> jimmy: and how he ended up in -- >> and then he became miles davis. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's the story. yeah. >> j jmy: oh, is that -- spoiler alert. [ laughter ] >> no. this is something -- >> jimmy: look at you. look at you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this a picture of you directing as welel look, you look just like him. it's unbelievable. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is a -- do you know how to play the trumpet? >> well, i tk it up for this. i mean, actually i had done "the rat pack" and i played sammy davis jr. and he played the trumpet. so that was my first, sort of, you know, entree to the
>> jimmyyou just learned an instrument like that? are you good like that? >> well, you know, it's like when you're in the sax section like you showed and you have the brass section behind you blaring all the time, every day, there's some like by osmosis you start to pick certain things up. but, yeah. i just put in the time, you know. and i think it's something anyone can do. you just have to put in the time. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. but eight years of work and getting to this. but this i i it's not i wouldn't really -- it's a a biopic, but not really. i would say -- >> no. >> jimmy: what it is, is a a chunk of his life that none of us knewemuch about. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he stopped making music. >> yeah, for five years miles kind of went silent. and that to me was when i was, you know, we were looking at the research. it's like how does this incredibly prolific voice and one of the greatest artists of the 20th century just shut it down for five years. >> jimmy: was it writer's block? do we know? >> i think it was a lot of stuff. i think it was exhaustion. i think he hadd been, you know, on the vanguard of music changing and changed music four or five times.s. >> jimmy: yeah.
say. how do i impact this music? and he was exhausted and he was ing through a lot of health issues. so, you know, and i don't think he ppt down the trumpet and said, i'm not going to play for five years. you know, a day becomes a week and a week becomes a month and then it's seven months, it's a a year. and the next thing you know you look up and you haven't played. >> jimmy: well, also the rock and roll hall of fame story is very interesting too. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: this is like how you found out that you're going to be in this movie. >> i was doing this movie. >> jimmy: yeah. >> well, in 2006 miles was inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame. >> jimim: sure. >> and they were interviewing his nephew, vincent wilburur who's a drummer who playededith him a little bit. and they said, are you ever going to do a momoe about his life? he said, "yeah, and don cheadle is gonna play him." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: did you know that yet? >> no. no one had told . [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. here you are, how many years later now? >> ten years, you know. the movies coming out. >> jimmy: put e work into it. guys, he put the work into it. you're gonna love this. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank u. >> jimmy: well deserved, man. >> thank you. >> jimmy: here's don cheadle as miles davis in "miles ahead." look at this.
>> in 1975, one of the most prolific voices in music w wt silent for five years leaving the world wonder -- >> leaving the world to cry, okay. [ laughter ] if you going to tell a story, come with some attitude, man. don't, you know, don't be all corny with this [ bleep ]. >> all right. well, you're the artist, man. how would you say it? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. come on! that was great. that w, believe it or not, that was don cheadle, everybody. we're gonna play a game when we come back. stick around, everybody.
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[ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. [ laughter ] i'm here with steve higgins and don cheadle who stars as miles davis in the movie "miles ahead." [ cheers and applause ] it's in select theaters april 1st, everywhere april 22nd. he's amazing in it. we're about to play a game of catchphrase. don and higgins, you'll be teaming up. >> yeah! >> all right. >> jimmy: and i found a great partner. she's a two time academy award nominated actress who is making her broadway debut in "the crucible" starting march 31st. please welcome saoirse ronan! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you feeling it? >> steve: this is good. >> oh, my god.
>> hi, how are you? >> jimmy: don, yeah. and you know higgins. >> yes, yes. >> we know, we know. >> jimmy: now here's how the game is gonna work. don, you're going to start by pressing the start on this buzzer here, right here. >> got it. >> jimmy: okay, and then you draw a clue from the top of the pile. okayay you get your teammate, higgins, to guess the clue as quickly as possible, and then hand the buzzer off to the person on your right. >> okay. >> jimmy: you can make any physical gesture. >> i didn't listen to any of that. >> jimmy: you didn't? >> i so nervous. >> jimmy: don't be nervous. come on, we're on the same team. >> okay, yeah. we're fine. >> jimmy: we're going to win. yeah, yeah. >> all right. >> jimmy: it's a irish bound that we have. yeah. >> samamblood you and i. >> jimmy: same blood, yeah. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> not quite the same accent. >> jimmy: no, well, i changed mine to be more different. >> more not irish? >> jimmy: so then people wouldn't know. >> more unirish. >> jimmy: whatever. i'm closer than not to being irish. >>eah, yeah. >> jimmy: first team to win two rounds wins the game. let's take our positions. it'll be easy. saoirse you go there.
i get it first. >> you pass it over to the person to your right. >> jimmy: to your right. yeah. >> steve: yeah. >> when n u're done. >> right. >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah. she got this. >> okay, we are fine. we're fine. >> jimmy: well get each we can do this. yeah. >> i'm so nervous. that. >> yeah. what happened? >> jimmy: oh. >> trying to be like jimmy? >> off a broadway show. yeah. >> okay. >> he's trying to be like me and i'm trying to be like him. >> jim: see, again we're bonding. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: all right. so right here, you press the buzzer, and then pick the first >> ready? >> jimmy: yeah. >> are you ready? >> steve: i am ready. >> jimmy: boom. [ beeping ] >> aye chihuahua. something, the eggs that you put on a thing. >> steve: easter. happy -- >> but who does that. >> steve: easter bunny. >> boop. >> d@ i have to press it again? >> jimmy: no. >> no, no, no. >> oh, my god. you're handing it to me. okay, not just someone who is really close to you but like you're absotute favorite person. >> jimmy: your bff. >> yes! >> what? >> steve: hey dude! we're gonna go on vacation 'cause we'e' in college. we're on? >> spring break. >> steve: boom. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers ] on tinder, if you like me you? >> swipe to the right. >> jimmy: yes, that's right. [ cheers and applause ]
i could talk in this voice, but i talk in this voice. >> falsetto. >> bm. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> hurry up. get them to press it again. okay, not a girl group a -- >> jimmy: boy band. >> y. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: i'm going to go jumping off a thing but i -- >> bungee jump. [ shouting ] >> jimmy: oh! oh, yeah i saw it! >> ew! >> jimmy: yes! >> yes! [ cheerg and applause ] >> no! [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: you are the best! we won! >> we won! ew. >> steve: ew! >> ew. >> steve: ew. >> ew. we won. >> that's not fair. >> losers, ew. >> steve: that's the clue. >> jimmy: that's the clue. ew. >> oh my god. >> jimmy: that was so, i know. i'm brking a sweat. i'm breaking a sweat. breaking a sweat. >> not as bad as doing a play for the first time. >> jimmy: whoo, -y gosh. all right. here we go. >> 'cause the next clue we were not going to get. >> jimmy: okay. you were not going to get that one? >> no, we were not going to get it. >> jimmy: okay. all right. here we go. >> can you do rhymes with? >> yeah. >> okay. good. >> but you can't use the word
>> i'll be the judge of that. [ laughter ] >> just making sure we're laying the ground rules here, don. all right. >> jimmy: great, pal. you ready? >> here we go. you ready? we ready? >> jimmy: this is a good game. >> boom. [ yodeling ] >> steve: yodeling. >> jimmy: oh, my. >> how did you get that? >> jimmy: please. >> not superman. >> jimmy: batman! >> yes! >> there's no name in those two. >> steve: oh, it's an irish ththg i'm going to do but i'm not going to move - - >> a jig! >> steve: michael flatley >> oh, a riverdance. >> steve: boom. >> jimmy: oh, gosh, if i'm like -- look at me. i'm a big. >> a show off. >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers ] >> no, no, no. >> steve: snowball. >> no, no, but the pitchch. >> steve: spitball, spitball. >> when you're dancing and you throw some shape you're -- it's a song. it's a singer. >> jimmy: whip a nae-nae. >> no. >> jimmy: bo, bo -- >> no. >> jimmy: you're dancing and throw a shape?
you throw a shape you're -- >> jimmy: frisbee. [ buzzer ] >> bust a move. >> jimmy: bust a move. throw a shape? [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: an irish thing. >> ste: you gotta throw a a shape. >> you gotta throw a shape. >> jimmy: let's go to the club and throw a shape. >> steve: you gotta throw it. >> jimmy: i threw a shape. >> steve: threw, i threw it. >> threw it. >> steve: no king brian. >> yeah, i love that we're tied. >> jimmy: here we go. here we go. wait, who's on? am i on? >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, god. that i messed up that one. >> jimmy: no, yoou w we fantastic. >> steve: this has got plenty of time. >> ready? >> jimmy: it's already starting. >> okay. okay, it's something that you get at a zoo someone will make it for a a little kid. >> jimmy: balloon animal. >> yes. >> jimmyoh. >> steve: oh, you got me bracelet it's a -- >> a charm bracelet. >> steve: yes, but it brings --- >> lucky charm. >> steve: it brings me -- >> luck. good luck charm. >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: you almost had a a heart attack. okay. i'm goong to write this on a a piece of paper and it sticks to things.
>> jimmy: yes. that's it, right? >> steve: no. >> sticky note. . >> jimmy: make it longer. >> a post-it ne. >> jimmy: yes. exactly. [ cheers and applause ] you're a >> steve: heartbreaker. [ cheers ] >> and, okay, you're not tough. you moan and everything. >> jimmy: whiner. >> like everytime -- [ crying ] >> jimmy: baby. [ buzzer ] >> steve: crybaby! >> jimmy: sorry, pal. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: don cheadle's the champion. don't you feel good? >> i feel great. >> jimmy: that was impressive. >> it's the irish. >> jimmy: it's the irish. come on. that was impressive. >> you we're fantastic. >> jimmy: don cheadle, steve higgins with us, saoirse ronan. we'll be back with more of the "tonight show" everybody. [ cheers and applause ] vo) after 50 years of designing cars for crash survival, subaru has developed our
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are on the cover of "interview" magazine. congrats. [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks, james. >> jimmy: and this is the cool girl i iue. >> is it? >> jimmy: yeah, i think it says on the side. queens of cool right there. queens of cool. >> yes, all the queens of cool e on the inside. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, they're on the outside as well. >> no. >> jimmy: but thank you, thank you for being here. and doing this. did you u ve game night in ireland. do you have game night? >> it's not really a thing, i have t tsay. i was quite intimidated coming on to do this because i'ye been around americans before when they play games. [ laughter ] and you're really competitive. >> jimmy: i was smashing the table. >> you were like really aggressive. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm not that aggressive. >> i mean i loved you before. no, you're still great. >> jimmy: you are my best partr. we got along together. it was perfect. throwing shapes. i mean, right? show off, i don't know how you got that? but we had something there. >> show off was from one showoff to another. [ laughter ] >> jmy: i guess that it was,
that i've been around a little bit. my friends threw me a birthday party a couple years ago in l.a., and she requested herself that it be game night. i didn't want it to be game night, but it turned into, for my birthday. [ laughter ] and so, thanks. >> jimmy: happy birthday, surprise. >> surprise for me. >> jimmy: it's something you've never done@before. yeah. >> and so we did it, by the end of the night i mean i was emotionally drained and tired and barely knew my own name. you know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> really took it out of me. >> jimmy: it really did take it out of you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but i mean being irish, it ended in a sing-along or something? [ laughter ] >> because that's all we do. >> jimmy: that's all we do. >> well, you know. >> jimmy: exactly. >> being irish yourself. >> jimmy: i just lost the accent, but, yeah, absolutely. [ laughter ] no but it really is true. it usually ends with someone singing a song or something like that. >> yeah. i think you can be at a wedding or a christening or a funeral and it will end in song and
so the older generations will just randomly, they'll be talking to you and then they'll start to sing. [ laughter ] you know what i mean? >> jimmyit's a beautiful thing. >> and everyone stops what they're doing and just pays attention to this older person. >> jimmy: i went to kinsale in ireland with my sister. my sister took me there. we went there and we stayed in a b.n.b. and we were there and the owner said, "well, if you'd like to have one more drink with us, just" -- >> he was irish, too. >> jimmy: yeah. if you didn't get it. >> if you didn't get that. >> jimmy: it was arnold schwarzenegger. he said come on in. but he was the owner, the husband and wife. and he goes, yeah. and he goes, come on in. and the whole town comes in to the pub and they lock the door. >> yes. it's a lock-in. >> jimmy: a lock-in. i've never heard of this. >> yes. >> jimmy: the whole town's in. and they sing songs and the husband and wife are, she's on drums and he's playing guitar and singing. >> oh, my god.d. >> jimmy: me and my sister were like this only happens in movies. [ laughter ] this really happens in ireland? >> in like leap year or something. >> jimmy: oh, we were crying.
that's ever happened ever. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we were so happy. >> every single gathering that we have at home, even if it's just like a group of people that get together on sunday and have a drink, it will usually end up with you drinking with the owner of the pub. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and the whole idea of a a lock-in was that you would get to drink in the pub and the guards who are our policemen wouldn't know about it. but they're usually in the lock-in.n. [ laughter ] they're usually in there with you. >> jimmy: yeah, \eah, yeah. >> so, yeah. i mean, i've grown up with that, really. >> jimmy: yeah. are you back in new york now? because maybe we can have some game nights. you're living here, right? >> yeah. let's have some game nights. although i'm kind of tererfied to play a game with you again. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? th was so fun. >> i mean i love our bond. and i love that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i wonder we spent more time at it, would it get more aggressive. would it ruin our friendship? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right, if there wasn't a table in between us. >> if thererwasn't table in between it could get nasty. there e uld be some shade thrown, maybe. [ laughter ]
"the crucible" here. oh, my gosh. critics are praising your performance here. this is your first time doing a a play, yeah? >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: sorry about that. i should havwaited for you to finish swallowing there. >> if you could. you know what, i've got a show tonight, jimmy. >> jimmy: i know. i'm so thankful that you're here. >> no, of course. but now it's going really well. we're into our fourth week of previews this week. it's nice. >> jimmy: and are you finding it jt exhausting and draining like? >> yeah, you go up and down with it, ihink. it's very different than film. i think with film you'll do a a 15-hour day, but those 15 hours are filled with different scenes and differere setups and shots and different perspectives sort of on the same thing. whereas with theater, it's sort of like this, you know, this machine and you're adding cogs and wheels to it every night so it can get to the stage where it keeps existing on a film. >> jimmy: and you're doing arthur miller. you're doing, this is -- >> no pressure. yeah. >> jimmy: i mean seriously. it's jumping into the fire there.
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