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caption co >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- kevin hart, noel fielding, tech expert joshua topolsky, and featuring the legendary
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>> questlove: 398, whoo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, looking great. you look great. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you made it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] we're all ready for a great show. it's going to be fun tonight. thank you so much for being here. here's what people are talking about. tonight, president obama gave his final state of the union address.
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a more optimistic tone. yeah, that's right. instead of seeing the glass half empty, obama sees the presidency as seven- eighths over. [ laughter and applause ] i'm outta here. >> steve: lates. >> jimmy: tonight was paul ryan's first state of the union as speaker of the house. but get this, did you hear this, ben carson recently said that several republican congressmen actually tried to recruit him for the job. [ light laughter ] ben carson. [ light laughter ] of course, they'd have to call him whisperer of the house. [ mumbling ] [ laughter and applause ] [ mumbling ] [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: some more news out of washington. i saw that the white house joined snapchat yesterday. [ cheers ] it's a great platform for the white house because moments after you make a promise, it magically disappears. [ cheers and applause ]
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here's some news about the election. i saw that ben and jerry's ice cream wants to make a flavor inspired by bernie sanders. [ cheers ] whatever flavor it winds up being, we know bernie will hate it for being too rich. [ laughter and applause ] just know that before it gets made. >> steve: too rich. >> jimmy: seems like a lot of people are getting behind sanders. in fact, tommy chong of "cheech and chong" announced that he is supporting bernie sanders for president. [ light laughter ] yeah. people were like, "why?" and tommy chong is like, "why what, man?" [ laughter ] "why are you supporting bernie?" "bernie's not here, man." [ laughter ] marco rubio's campaign said that it expects to lose the first four states in the primary elections, but he thinks that he can win the nomination anyway. which is sort of like not getting a rose on the bachelor and being like, "call me?
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right, we had something, right? i'll leave now. bye. but call me. cause we had something." this is kind of crazy. there have been about 1,000 fund-raising committees known as super pacs created in this election cycle, and over half of them were made by one man who apparently just does it for fun. people are like who would mess with an election just for fun. and trump was like, "you rang? [ laughter and applause ] hi, how are you?" the other big news tonight is the powerball drawing. [ cheers and applause ] p everybody is out buying lottery tickets. >> steve: woah! >> jimmy: everyone is out buying lottery tickets this week in hopes of winning the $1.3 billion jackpot. fox news even brought on a a lottery expert to give some advice on how to improve your chances of winning. it's pretty helpful. listen to this. >> there is no last-minute one particular thing that you can
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winning except, this is going to sound bad, but it's the only answer. buy as many tickets as you can afford. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, if you'll excuse me, the van that i live in is double parked so i gotta go. [ laughter and applause ] just buy as many as you can afford. borrow money to buy them. horrible advice. >> steve: that's the expert. >> jimmy: that's the expert. you guys see this yesterday? in an interview, tom brady said that he's never had coffee in his life. here's the exact quote. "i have never had coffee in my life." [ laughter ] well, some other nfl quarterbacks were asked the same thing. and here's what they had to say. peyton manning said, "yeah, i've had coffee." [ laughter ] aaron rodgers said, "yeah, i've had coffee." [ light laughter ] cam newton said, "yeah, i've had coffee." [ light laughter ] ryan fitzpatrick said, "yeah,
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[ light laughter ] drew brees said, "wait, what's going on right now?" [ laughter and applause ] derek carr said, "yeah, i've had coffee." [ light laughter ] teddy bridgewater said, "yeah, i've had coffee." drew brees said, "seriously, why is this happening?" [ laughter and applause ] alex smith said, "yeah, i've had coffee." drew brees said, "stop this. am i the only sane person here?" [ laughter ] brandon weeden said, "yeah, i've had coffee." [ light laughter ] drew brees said, "what is going on? somebody please help me. i'm trapped in a bunch of nfl quarterbacks saying they've had coffee." matthew stafford said, "yeah, i've had coffee." and finally, drew brees said, "yeah, i've had coffee." [ laughter and applause ] just get to the answer. just answer the question. >> steve: hadn't had coffee. >> jimmy: what's the problem? it's a great, great question. >> steve: that's a fantastic question. >> jimmy: to ask all the quarterbacks. have they ever had coffee before? ooh, check this out. taco bell announced that it will reveal a secret new menu item in a super bowl commercial. [ cheers ]
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just a new combination of beans, cheese, and tortilla with a new weird name?" taco bell was like, "yeah." [ light laughter ] it's called some spoolatta. [ light laughter ] >> steve: the spoolatta. >> jimmy: it's out this summer. we put it all in a blender and puree it. >> steve: you drink it. you eat it with a spoon. >> jimmy: it's a drinkable burrito. [ audience groans ] yeah, it's the first, the first ever drinkable -- oh, really? >> steve: yeah! oh, you're not going to get it? >> jimmy: buy two, get one free. yeah, yeah. anyway. >> steve: dollop of whipped cream on top. >> jimmy: yeah. tell me when you've had your third spoolatta. yeah, then you'll eat anything. >> steve: ooh, i'll have a a spoolatta. >> jimmy: i'll have an iced spoolatta, please. [ laughter ] >> steve: a black bean spoolatta. >> jimmy: and finally, a group of scientists are saying that volcanoes, like the one directly under yellowstone national park, currently have a a higher chance of erupting than usual. that might explain the latest smokey the bear commercial i saw. >> get me the [ bleep ] out of here. [ laughter and applause ]
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saying? we have a great show. give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, beautiful. that is jazz musician dr. lonnie smith sitting in with the roots. [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. thank you, thank you. his new album "evolution" is out january 29th. and you can catch him on tour starting this friday. thanks so much for being with us. this is gonna sound good tonight. [ cheers and applause ] dr. lonnie smith. we have a great week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, my man danny devito will be here. >> steve: oh, come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's a great guy. danny and i are going to play a
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some special guests. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah. so be sure to tune in for that. plus, from one of my favorite bands, men at work, colin hay will be performing for us tomorrow. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's gonna be good. i can't get to sleep i think about the implications i'm diving in too deep complication at least there's pretty lights i worry over situations i know i'll be all right well, he's going to be here tomorrow night. >> steve: yeah, tomorrow. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ cheers ] >> steve: that's "overkill." ghosts appear and fade away [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. oh, and then he hits that real note at the end he's like -- i can't get sleep yeah, yeah. it's like, oh. is he going to do that one tomorrow? >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: he will? >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: oh, that's going to be fantastic. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: colin hay tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but first tonight is a good night.
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he stars opposite ice cube in a a big new sequel called "ride along 2," it hits theaters this friday. kevin hart is in the building! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love that guy. >> steve: funny dude. >> jimmy: funny, funny human being. he's got something he wants to debut. the world premiere of something he wants to show us tonight. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: kevin hart. yeah. we'll talk about it. we're gonna also face off in a a popular game we do on the show called "drinko." >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] the kids love it. >> jimmy: it's a mixed drinking robot. >> steve: mixed drinking robot. >> jimmy: yeah. plus, he's a british comedy superstar, another super funny human being from the comedy duo, the mighty boosh, noel fielding is on the show tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's great. then we're going to be looking at some of the latest gadgets with our resident tech expert, joshua topolsky is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he just came here from all these, all these gadgets we have from vegas from c.e.s., and we got some cool things.
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reality system. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: we're going to look at that tonight and see if it's worth it. >> steve: it's crazy. >> jimmy: i think it's like 20 bucks. [ laughter ] >> steve: is it really? >> jimmy: i could be wrong. i don't know. >> steve: you're not good with numbers. >> jimmy: i have to ask joshua. >> steve: $20, that seems good. >> jimmy: well you gotta buy two spoolattas too, and you get a coupon. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, my god. have you have the black bean spoolatta? oh. so good. >> jimmy: is that how you drink it? [ laughter ] >> steve: yes. it comes with a tiny straw. >> jimmy: comes with a tiny straw. yeah, yeah, i heard. i'm waiting for the super bowl to see what it is. guys, it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for pros and cons. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of obama's final state of the union address. earlier tonight, he gave his annual speech for the very last time as president. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of obama's final state of the union address. here we go. pro, last year, president obama
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con, this year, he said "the state of our union is not my problem anymore." >> steve: oh, wow. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm outty. >> steve: outty. >> jimmy: i'm outty 5,000. pro, he unveiled his six-part plan to pay off the national debt. con, it's 14, 37, 28, 32, 52, and powerball 9. [ laughter and applause ] it's a powerball number. >> steve: buy more tickets. >> jimmy: pro, obama said that in 2016, election history will be made. con, it will be the first time that anyone went black and then went back. >> steve: really? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: first time for everything. >> steve: that is true, that is true. >> jimmy: interesting. pro, watching on tv and thinking, "damn, obama's gotten old." con, then seeing a picture of yourself from eight years ago and going, "oh." [ laughter and applause ] not that bad. >> steve: i get it. i get it. >> jimmy: not that bad, i guess. looks pretty good.
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saw "the good dinosaur." con, aka, bernie sanders. [ laughter and applause ] is that what they're gonna call him now? >> steve: that's his nickname? >> jimmy: i didn't know that. it was a biopic. >> steve: i was not aware of that. >> jimmy: i have not seen the film. pro, obamacare. con, now obama-don't-care. [ laughter and applause ] a catchy slogan. >> steve: yep. >> jimmy: and finally, pro, obama ended his speech by saying "god bless america." con, "and if trump wins, god help you." that's what he said. that's the pros and cons. we'll be right back with kevin hart, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] james drove his rav4 hybrid, unaware death was lurking. what? he was challenged by a team of lumberjacks. let's do this. he would drive them to hard knocks canyon, where he would risk broken legs, losing limbs, and slipping and dying. not helping. but death would have to wait. james left with newfound knowledge,
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. are you guys ready? [ cheers and applause ] we are joined right now by a a big-time comedy star. his movies are all major hits. he's the most popular stand-up comic working today. starting this friday, you can see him opposite ice cube and olivia munn in the highly anticipated sequel called "ride along 2." please welcome back a good friend of "the tonight show."
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: kevin hart. >> the best. e best. >> jimmy: so good to see you, buddy. >> what's up, man? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they love you. they love you. >> stop it. stop it, guys. >> jimmy: can't tell them to stop it. >> too much. >> jimmy: no. >> keep it going. give me more. [ cheers and applause ] the roots, what's going on, philadelphia. i see you guys. nothing but love for you. nothing but love. >> jimmy: good to see you. i saw you the other night at the golden globes. you looked like you were having fun. >> i had a ball, man. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back here. coming to new york and doing our show. we appreciate it. >> always.
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>> audience: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: please. we love you. see, he loves you too. [ light laughter ] >> that's my guy. i brought him. >> jimmy: you brought one guy. >> i brought him with me. >> jimmy: you brought one guy with you. he's here, yeah. jimmy: so you're doing another concert film coming out. it's called "kevin hart: what now?" >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you film this concert. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: you shot the concert film in your hometown, philadelphia. >> philadelphia, man. [ cheers and applause ] yes, yes. >> jimmy: and i wanted to write this down. how many people showed up? >> we had 53,000 people. we sold out the lincoln financial football stadium. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: 53,000 people. >> 53,000 people. >> jimmy: wow. unheard of. >> unheard of, man. i'm a philly boy until i die, but the way my city showed up was unreal. it's a day i'll never, ever forget. it's literally one of the best days of my life, man. >> jimmy: now it's on film. >> it's going to be in my movie. what i did is because the show was so big, i said i can't just put out a regular stand-up film. you know, i got to add something to it.
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comedy stand-up concert film. [ light laughter ] so before the actual concert, there's an action sequence that happens. i re-created casino royale in equalizer and that's how i got to the show. [ light laughter ] before the show, i'm fighting, shooting, in a car chase, and then i pop out in front of 53,000 people. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's how you get to the gig. how else do you think kevin hart would get to the gig? >> what are you talking about? >> jimmy: no. its hard work. >> you got to fight somebody. >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. [ laughter ] you have to do that. >> jimmy: you have another announcement you want to make tonight. i haven't looked. >> don't you look, man. >> jimmy: at your feet. i haven't looked. i haven't looked at what you're wearing. >> don't look at my feet. it's a major announcement. >> jimmy: it is. >> this isis major announcement. >> jimmy: this is real. >> is it time? can i make my announcement? >> jimmy: i think so. >> first and foremost, those who follow me and know me, you know i take physical fitness very serious. i'm about a healthy lifestyle.
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use my platform for good. i want to inspire people, motivate people to become the best versions of themselves possible through physical fitness. so nike and myself, we teamed up. we started doing 5k runs. we started doing these big cross training events where i was the head of it. they said kevin we love what you're doing because you're bridging the gap between the professional athlete and the person who doesn't understand there's an athlete in them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm in there somewhere. >> yeah. right in the middle, there's room for the middle. so what nike and myself did, they decided to team up and they gave me my own cross training shoe. [ cheers and applause ] i don't think you can see them good enough. >> jimmy: i can see them, oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] that's good right there. >> that's better. here's the dope thing. so listen. here's what's dope about this shoe, because i told y'all, i'm all about inspiration and motivation. what i've done, i put all of my inspiring quotes all over my
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so it says stuff like, "don't give up." it says stuff like, "make today your last but also make it the first." it says things like -- >> jimmy: health is wealth. >> health is wealth. basically, this is groundbreaking. i'm the first actual entertainer to ever get a cross training shoe, because that's what i do! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love it. i love it. i love it. i did not look at this. i promise you. >> you didn't look at it. >> jimmy: i didn't look at it. i promise. if you take a flash -- if you take a picture with a flash, the words come out. >> that's my creation! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's so cool, man. you came up with that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's great. >> here's the last dope thing about them. because i'm such an amazing dad, i did them in two color ways.. so both represent my kids. this color way is for my son hendrix. and you know what, because you have such an amazing audience, i think i'll make a change and put the other color way on i'm going to do it. [ cheers and applause ] yes.
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what i'm going to do, jimmy? you know what i'm going to do? >> jimmy: something for me? >> they don't come out until april. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so what i'm going to do is get you a pair. these are a prototype. these aren't even out. these a prototype, man. that's how much nike loves me. this is amazing. it's amazing. >> jimmy: you don't have to do that with your sneakers. that's insane. >> amazing. i got a cross trainer. >> jimmy: do they have a name? >> the hustle hart. >> jimmy: the hustle hart? >> a cross trainer, man. [ cheers and applause ] basically, i do everything. when i go to the gym, i don't just run, man. i run, jump, cut, lift. i do it all. they wanted to make a sneaker that fit my needs. basically, when my move for hart, the big movement i put together. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm going to have people in hustle hart because you have no excuse not to move like me. i work 24/7. i find an hour in the day. that's going to be a part of the movement. move a hart. that's so good. [ cheers and applause ] that's so good. >> jimmy: that was a good one. >> so good. >> jimmy: that was amazing. >> i love nike!
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>> jimmy: i don't want you to leave. >> i'm sorry. it was so good. >> jimmy: i don't want you to leave, but i got to talk about your movie. >> okay, well lets talk about the movie. >> jimmy: all right. "ride along 2." >> "ride along 2!" i'm sorry, i'm sorry. i saw tom cruise do it years ago. i wanted to try it. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: it works. it works. >> go ahead. >> jimmy: you, ice cube. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: ken jeong. >> yes, man. >> jimmy: olivia munn. i love everybody. >> amazing cast. amazing cast, man. we wanted to go big and we wanted to go better. so we decided to shoot it in miami. it's sexier and it's funny. it's more action. there's a scene where i got my shirt off for like three seconds. >> jimmy: yeah, that's good. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, it's got it all in this movie. this is a popcorn movie. you're going to want to check out this movie. >> i love it when you say that. >> jimmy: like that? >> yeah. because it means the movie is for everybody. everybody. it's a universal movie, man. >> jimmy: you know, this is
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i'm going to spend my money on this movie and enjoy it. >> i'm going to put my face in this bucket of popcorn because the movie is so good. [ light laughter ] i want to get butter in my eyes. >> jimmy: that's how good it is. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's kevin hart, ice cube, olivia munn in ride along 2 in theaters this friday. [ cheers and applause ] check this out. >> what the hell is that? [ screaming ] >> hold on! [ screaming ] a.j., stop screaming! >> i'll shoot your face. >> put it down now. >> holster your weapon, they're cops. >> you better drop it! >> put your gun away. >> put it down, castro. >> drop it. >> okay, you put it down. >> good. [ grunt ] >> what the hell? >> again? >> you've done this before? [ screaming ] >> i'm a cop killer! >> my nerves is bad, man. >> i told you to focus. >> you think i meant to do it? oh, my god. he a zombie! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: zombie. not a zombie.
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you know we love you. you want to play a game? >> why would i come here and not play a game? if you got a game to play. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: kevin hart and i are playing drinko after the break. stick around. drinko is good. [ cheers and applause ] this is a body of proof. proof of less joint pain. and clearer skin. this is my body of proof that i can fight psoriatic arthritis with humira. humira works by targeting and helping to block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to both joint and skin symptoms. it's proven to help relieve pain, stop further joint damage and clear skin in many adults. doctors have been prescribing humira for 10 years. humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm hanging out with kevin hart. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: his big new movie, "ride along 2," is in theaters this friday. go see "ride along 2." we're about to play a game called "drinko." kevin, you requested we play drinko. >> yes. >> jimmy: why is that? >> because you're not good at it. you're not good at drinko. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm not good at this game. >> and i was like, "if i lose, what's the big deal? i get to drink for free." [ laughter ] either way, there's no losing right now. >> jimmy: okay, very good. drinko, would you like to explain how this works? >> yes, mr. hart, mr. fallon. welcome to drinko. in this game, the two of pick turns climbing my stairs and dropping two of your colored discs into the drinko board. then the disc clink down and land in these plastic cups, containing some of my favorite beverages such as capri sun, mulled wine, and pea -- >> i'm sorry, what? [ laughter ] >> soup. >> what was that? >> pea soup.
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the two chosen drinks. >> jimmy: okay, very good. thank you, drinko. kevin, you're our guest. why don't you climb up there and make the first cocktail. >> pretty easy for me to climb the stairs in my cross training sneakers -- >> jimmy: give me a break. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, yeah. >> all right. >> now drop your first disc, kevin. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: all right, here we go. come on, pea soup. come on, pea soup. mulled wine. [ cheers ] >> now your second drink. >> jimmy: mulled wine is, like, all sorts of, like, cinnamon sticks and herbs and things. [ laughter ] >> i tell you off the bat, cinnamon sticks give me gas. [ laughter ] so you got to deal with that on your own time. >> drop it. >> jimmy: can i get this out of the way? it's all right. thank you, drinko. >> there you go. >> jimmy: how you doing, buddy? >> not good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not good. >> here we go. >> jimmy: there it goes.
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[ cheers and applause ] thank you, drinko. >> that kills me. how the black guy somehow mysteriously picked hennessey. [ laughter ] okay, all right. okay. >> jimmy: it's all random. >> it's all randam, okay, black guy. what's next? you have colt 45? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on. >> pour it in there, right? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> i pour them both in there? >> jimmy: yeah. >> all right. >> glug, glug, glug. >> i got to drink the whole thing? >> jimmy: i think so, yeah. [ cheers ] >> what's your problem? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: good to have you own show. congratulations on everything. let's do this again. [ crowd chants ] [ cheers ] [ laughter ]
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don't move. don't move. don't move. >> is this your turn? mount me. [ laughter ] ascend the staircase. >> oh, god. >> and drop two discs. ooh, ah. >> jimmy: all right. >> drop it. >> jimmy: how you feeling? all right. well, i'm going to go over to this one. no, no, no. not pea soup, not pea soup. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. pickle juice! >> jimmy: pickle juice! >> pickle juice! pickle -- pickle juice is big. >> jimmy: you put pickle juice on there. >> i got it, drinko. >> you're welcome. >> thank you, drinko. >> nice shoes. >> hey, thank you, drinko. >> hey, no problem. you look good in blue. drop it, james. >> pea soup, pea soup, pea
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[ audience chants ] oh, oh! >> jimmy: no, no, no, no! please, no. what is it? >> capri sun. >> jimmy: yes! capri sun and pickle juice. that's my diet. that's fantastic. that's my diet i've been on. yeah. capri sun and pickle juice. >> mmm, so delicious. >> jimmy: that is so white guy. >> that looks like champagne. >> jimmy: it does, that's pickle juice? >> yes. >> that don't look good. even though he said that's capri sun, after seeing that, i don't believe it. [ laughter ] i don't believe it one bit. >> jimmy: all right, this looks gross. [ cheers ] [ audience chants ] [ cheers and applause ] okay. >> not too shabby, james. now, for the final round, both of you fellows are going to mount me at the same time, drop a disc into me simultaneously.
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whoever's disc lands in the cup first wins, and the loser has to combine both stuffs and drink the final cocktail. >> wait, whoever drops -- whoever does -- i think i'm drunk. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm definitely not. i'm definitely not, but i'm going to throw up all over the place. >> he said the first one -- >> jimmy: that goes in. >> wins. the other fellow drinks it. >> okay, so whoever's disc gets down first? >> does not have to drink the beverages. >> i got it. >> your shoes are so light. >> no wonder why i beat you up here. it's because of my cross trainers. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> ready, gentlemen? when i say, "three," drop your discs. one, two, three. what is it? [ cheers ] >> capri sun and tang. drink, drink! >> jimmy: what is it? >> capri sun and tang. you drink it! >> jimmy: capri sun and tang? >> no, no, no! it's killing me how the black guy got hennessey! [ laughter ]
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juice. >> jimmy: you're the champ! here we go. >> kevin wins! >> jimmy: here you go! tang and capri sun! >> what? >> jimmy: you're the best. i'm so excited about this. here we go. >> i should have known it was rigged when i saw the white glove. i should have known. [ laughter ] [ drumroll ] yeah, yeah. [ cheers ] >> what did you have for breakfast? >> actually, don't do it. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i'll do a sip. >> brother -- jimmy: i'll just do a sip. bottom. if you're going to do it, do it. [ audience chants ] [ cheers and applause ] >> drinko! >> jimmy: not bad, actually.
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>> oh, god! >> jimmy: hey, nike, if you're watching, i'd like my own sneakers as well. [ laughter ] i really deserve it. oh, my gosh. i'm the winner? no, i'm the loser. kevin hart is the champ, right there, everyboy! >> kevin hart is the winner! >> jimmy: give it up. go see "ride along 2" in theaters on friday. [ cheers and applause ] noel fielding joins us after the break.
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sfx: rocket sfx: rocket blasting off sfx: (countdown) 3, 2, 1 rocket hey there, tiny... what beer we drinkin'? i don't know boss... what about that redd's apple ale? you're a genius, tiny! this apple sauce is the bee's knees. the cat's pajamas! hits ya right in the kisser! emm. redd's apple ale. also in strawberry and green apple. we brought you here today to get your honest opinion about this new car. to keep things unbiased, we removed all the logos. feels like a bmw. reminds me a little bit of like an audi. so, this car supports apple carplay. siri, open maps. she gets me. wow. it also has teen driver technology. it even mutes the radio until the seat belts are buckled. i'm very curious what it is. this is the 2016 chevy malibu. and it sells for? it starts at twenty-two five. what? oh wow. i mean with all this technology.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my next guest is one half of the very successful and very funny award-winning comedy duo, "the mighty boosh." in march, he'll embark on his first solo north american tour called, "an evening with noel fielding." look at this, the front. and here's the back, the back of his hair. [ laughter ] please welcome noel fielding,
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome, please. oh, yeah. wherever you would like to sit. please. [ cheers ] welcome to this program. thank you so much for coming on. >> i'm excited. >> jimmy: oh yeah, good. >> i've only seen this on television. >> jimmy: yeah! >> i can't believe it. it's like "poltergeist." i've been sucked through. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're part of it now, absolutely. maybe one day, you'll see yourself. >> in real life, your eyes are like a sort of beautiful doll's eyes. [ laughter ] i might have to lick them in a a minute. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. it happens. it happens to the best of us, yeah. the last time you were on the show, we did a thing through skype. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: it was the mighty boosh. it was you and julian, then. >> yeah, julian. >> jimmy: we played -- it was a a mighty boosh app that we bet on. the whole app, it's a great app. but it's one thing in the app that is basically a coin flip. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you guys lost.
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we can see it cut out at that moment. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know. we bet $10 american dollars, i think. >> i know. i didn't have any money, so i painted you a painting of $10 if that's okay? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is not what a a $10 bill looks like, but thank you very much. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's similar. it's similar, but that's it, yeah. >> that's the future $10. donald trump is on it. >> jimmy: hey, thank you, buddy. thank you, buddy. you signed it. you said, "jimmy, i love you." thank you, buddy. i appreciate that. thank you very much. >> and my art work is worth quite a lot. so technhnally, you owe me $1,000. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's not fair at all. >> you can paint me something. >> jimmy: yeah, i will, yeah. >> maybe you could sculpt me a a picture. or no, you can't sculpt a a picture, can you? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i can't really do much. no, no, i can talk about -- a a good talk. that's all i can really do. [ laughter ] >> i couldn't do that, now.
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with your beautiful doll's eyes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the show, what is in this? stand-up or sketch? >> yeah, i stand-up and sketch, and then animation, and then this music as well. and then second half, in the interval, i get kidnapped. [ laughter ] and then i play a new york cop who has to come out and find me. >> jimmy: you do a new york accent? >> i try do a new york accent. >> jimmy: can i hear it? i'll see if i can -- >> oh, this is so embarrassing. i know this is like you coming to london and go, "oh, blimy, mary poppings." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that sounded legit, yeah. >> that was russell brand. [ laughter and applause ] >> i talk about being 40 in my show. i'm like, "why did i do that for?" i had seven years in the bank. >> jimmy: yeah, they thought you were 33, but, no, you're 40. >> the thing that happened when i got to 40 was, that was quite is disturbing, is i find i'm walking with my hands behind my back. [ laughter ] because i found it more comfortable. it's like doing this. [ laughter ]
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i used to be cool. i'm like prince charles now. what's happened? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i might start doing that. i like walking. >> "what is that?" >> jimmy: i like walking with your hands behind your back. >> you like it? >> jimmy: it could be a thing. >> i'm there admiring st. paul's cathedral. "what a wonderful structure." >> jimmy: when are you coming back? because march 15th, you're going to start here in new york. so we have to play -- we'll have to do something when you come back to new york. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we'll do something fun. >> what are we going to do? >> jimmy: i don't know, but i'll think of something. [ laughter ] >> forward rolls. >> jimmy: yeah. >> build a tent. anything. i'll cut your hair if you want. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: not now. we'll see what happens, everybody. noel fielding. [ cheers and applause ] go to noelfielding.co.uk for more info on noel's tour. stick around. i'll be right back with tech expert joshua topolsky, everybody.
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james drove his rav4 hybrid into the frozen wilderness. the scent of his jerky attracted a hungry wolfpack behind him. to survive, he had to remain fearless. he would hunt with them. and expand their territory. he'd form a bond with a wolf named accalia... ...become den mother and nurse their young. james left in search of his next adventure.
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here we go. ah man, who invited these guys? hey clay, it's cool if we order some delivery? it's time for you guys to make the right call. we're having digiorno pizza, fresh-baked in my own oven. okay. it's not delivery, it's digiorno. tired of working f f peanuts? well what if i told you that peanuts can work for you? that's right. i'm talking full time delivery of 7 grams of protein and 6 essential nutrients. ever see a peanut take a day off? i don't think so. harness the hardworking power of the peanut. i've smoked a lot and quit a lot, but ended up nowhere. now i use this. the nicoderm cq patch, with unique extended release technology, helps prevent the urge to smoke all day. i want this time to be my last time. that's why i choose nicoderm cq. piano music. i'm glad you finally made it, dad. you have to experience this city. that's what you always say.
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hi john. hey kevin. spent the day with an astronaut. one more. it's beautiful, isn't it? how about a baseball game next time? done! done. book priceless experiences around the globe with... ...your world mastercard. only at priceless.com. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we are now joined by our
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some of the coolest new gadgets, including a few coming out at this year's consumer electronics show. say hello to joshua topolsky, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: always good to see you. >> it's great to be here. great to be back. >> jimmy: good to see you, buddy. kids good, baby's good? everything's good? >> daughters wonderful. >> jimmy: good, good, good. you're looking good. >> beautiful child. i'm also wonderful. not a child. >> jimmy: no, you're not. congratulations. >> a full grown man. >> jimmy: thank you. what did you bring for us tonight? >> all right. so i got a couple cool things. this is a kodak super 8. this is a brand-new type of camera. it is, okay, remember super 8 from the '70s? >> jimmy: yeah. >> this takes real super 8 film. you put the reel in right there. you shoot super 8, you drop it in the mail. they send you back a reel of film and the digital version of what you shot. this will be out this year. it's gonna be like between $400 and $750. [ light laughter ] >> $750. >> jimmy: okay. >> you're a natural. look how natural it looks in your hands. >> jimmy: well i don't know how you hold it.
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>> jimmy: like that? [ laughter ] i don't know how this handle works. >> you can put a long lens on it. >> jimmy: you certainly can. >> a short lens. >> jimmy: yeah. a short lens too. >> a lens with a lot of girth. >> jimmy: that will be great. >> any and all possible -- okay. >> jimmy: that's a fantastic thing. >> this is cool. >> jimmy: is 8-millimeter, is that the best? [ light laughter ] >> well, it's fewer millimeters than 16. >> jimmy: there you go. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. there you go. >> all right, this is the avegant glyph. here, put this on. put this on your head. put this on your -- just like that, get in there. >> jimmy: okay. >> go in there. slide in. okay. okay, , ght. get that on. >> jimmy: wow. >> you see that? okay. so check it out. so, this is a screenless display. it's actually projecting light onto your retinas. >> jimmy: what? >> it creates this like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not good, right? >> no, no, it's good. it's good. it's good. it's good. it's good. >> jimmy: that's not good. wait this crazy. it's like i'm at a movie theater. >> no, no, no. it's so the image is super bright, super crisp. and hold on. let me hit play on this. you can just take a look. look at this. >> jimmy: kendrick, yeah.
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>> jimmy: it's really good. > >> jimmy: i'm kekerick, yeah. >> yeah. there's a >> jimmy: w >> it's a sta >> jimmy: i couldn't hear you at all. >> ok [ lau >> jimmy: but called? >> this is call glyph. >> jimmy: can i just wea like this? >> you can. >> jimmy: like this. >> but yeah. >> jimmy: so this is more cool the other way? [ laughter ] >> i guess. in the future, gonna be looking around like that. you'll look like a normal g any ho >> jimmy: you don't know about the future. >> this is $699. >> jimmy: o >> $599 preorder right now. >> jimmy: oh it so i >> technology's very complex. okay? >> how do you make this stuff? >> jimmy: i like glyph. >> glyph. all r very spe one of 50 made in the i walnut. and it can play, from sweden, it's called the and it can pla any retro video game. it can play like, super nintendo, nes, genesis, gameboy, whatever. [ cheers and applause ] arcade stuff. >> jimmy: wow. >> and you charge it, and can play for like it's like wireless. you can just carry it with you. it has a lit you carry it aroun >> jimmy: questlove. >> you freaking out? >> jimmy: yeah, no. dude, my birthday is coming up. next week. >> jimmy: ye >> get a pair. get a pair of >> jimmy: my birthday's
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>> it's about $2,700. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm going to buy one of these things. how much do these gu >> all right. okay. hold on. we have someth come back here. >> jimmy: h yeah. >> this is basically the most advanced vr tech in the world. >> jimmy: this is a htc v-i-v-e? >> yeah. put this on >> jimmy: yeah. >> just pull that back through there. >> jimmy: i have a very irish head. a very big head. >> a very strangely large head. >> jimmy: wow. >> all right, are you in there? >> jimmy: wait, wait. whoa, whoa. >> are you in? do you see anything? here. take this, this is a hand. >> jimmy: yeah. >> this is another hand. okay. so you're in a demo by google called a tilt brush. okay. you can basically pain 3d space. >> jimmy: well. >> do you see a snowman? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: wait. yes, i see >> don't. in that but this is so bizarre. >> now what's c is that it's go trackers. walk around. go head, walk forward >> jimmy: i gonna fall off the st >> walk forward. keep walking. keep walk keep going. keep going. you're okay. you'll see a g you get to the edge. keep going. >> jimmy: will i? >> you're walk person [ laughter ] a very old person. >> jimmy: that's how i walk. i'm going to fall. i see green. >> turn around.
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okay, look at the snowman now. you can paint in 3d space. take that right brush and start painting. you can actually do brush strokes and you can walk around. get up close to the snowman. [ laughter ] get in there. walk around back. walk around what's happening in the butt area. what is the snowman doing? >> jimmy: wow. >> all right. [ light laughter ] okay. you can change environments. hold on. hold on. >> jimmy: all right. >> go over this way a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay, you can go to outer space. you can switch it on your left hand there. >> jimmy: okay. >> there's like an environment switch up at the top. no, you almost it. the mountain, go back. you swipe up. >> jimmy: no. >> no, go back. >> > >> jimmy: i know. it is. >> all right. go into space. all right, look at beautiful mo [ audience ooh "tonight show" moo >> jimmy: woah. this is just crazy. >> you can tag want. you could do your logo on it. >> jimmy: i wanted to pu can >> just don't walk backwa far. look at this. you could have a second career as an artist. this is unbelievable. >> jimmy: i just signed my name. [ cheers and applause ] >> any how, all right. let's get you out of here. let's get you out of here. all right. that is the htc vive. >> jimmy: that was so rad. oh my god.
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it's like crazy advanced. >> jimmy: you're the greatest. thank you for coming. >> all right. thanks, man. >> jimmy: say hi to the family. kiss the babies. joshua topolsky check out his po tomorrowpodcast.com there's mor after the break, everybody.
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[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to kevin hart, everybody. noel fielding, joshua topolsky, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] dr. lonnie smith, and the roots over there, ladies and gentlemen, from philadelphia. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody.
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