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>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- kristen wiig bob odenkirk, musical guest, elle king, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 416 t.o. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey, guys, welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, what a great new york crowd. welcome to "the tonight show." i'm your host jimmy fallon.
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in new york before we head out to do a week of shows in l.a. [ cheers and applause ] which means i have about three days to get tan and lose 40 pounds. so i'm very y cited. [ laughter ] let's get to some news here. in his victory speech after the new hampshire primary donald trump claimed the unemployment rate might actually be as high as 42%. he might be right because hillary just fired her entire campaign staff. [ laughter and applause ] so i mean, it's close. >> steve: that's close. >> jimmy: i don't know. it's been a rough week for hillary after bernie sanders won the new hampshire primary by more than 20 points. bernie said he's always liked new hampshire, especially because he was around when it was still old hampshire. [ laughter and applause ] meanwhile, hillary clinton recently said it's a low blow for bernie sanders to criticize her for not being progressive enough. and if you want to know more about that story, do not google clinton low blow. [ laughter and applause ] just don't do it. save yourself. save yourself getting fired.
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after finishing second in new hampshire's republican primary john kasich said he can handle attacks by donald trump saying, "i'm not going to sit there and be a marshmallow and have somebody pound me." [ laughter ] then chris christie was like, "anyone else a turned on as i am? marshmallow?" [ laughter and applause ] [ laughter ] >> steve: a pound of them. >> jimmy: this is interesting. a new poll released this week shows that two-thirds of canadians fear a donald trump presidency. especially one canadian in particular. [ laughter ] that's not fair. >> steve: he's an american. >> jimmy: before winning the republican primary in new hampshire, it seemed like donald trump was really going after jeb bush. did you feel that way? in fact, he recently made fun of jeb bush for having his mom help him with his campaign. this is real. this is an actual tweet from
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it said, " wow, jeb bush, whose campaign is a total disaster, had to bring in mommy to take a a slap at me. not nice." [ laughter ] as you can imagine barbara bush wasn't too happy about it. she decided to respond with her own tweet. "hey, t-bag, you got something to say, say it to my face, #realtalk, #bushwhack." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] she's tougher than she looks. don't mess with barbara bush. >> steve: why would you. >> jimmy: i want to say happy 63rd birthday to jeb bush. happy birthday, jeb. [ applause ] in honor of his big day, a lot of people wrote on his facebook wall. check out what they posted. first up, donald trump wrote, "you call this a wall? this is a sorry excuse for a a wall." [ laughter and applause ] after that, bernie sanders wrote, "maybe you should focus less on your birthday and more on sharing your cake with the 99% of americans who don't have a birthday today." [ laughter and applause ] next up, marco rubio wrote, "happy birthday.
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happy birthday. hope it's a good one. happy birthday, hope it's a a good one." [ laughter and applause ] and finally, ben carson wrote, "i'm standing outside with the president for you. just call my name when you want me to walk in and i'll definitely walk over." [ laughter and applause ] actually, the other candidates did more than just make posts to jeb's facebook wall. they actually got together and sang happy birthday to him. it's really sweet. take a look at this. happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear jeb bush happy birthday to you >> this guy's a serious loser. >> jimmy: we have a great show. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a fantastic show tonight. she is one of the funniest
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she stars along with ben stiller and penelope cruz in "zoolander 2." it's in theaters tomorrow. kristen wiig is here ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: fantastic. >> jimmy can you ask for a a better person, yeah. plus, he's the star of the hit series, "better call saul." bob odenkirk is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] and we have music from the grammy nominated performer. i love "ex's and oh's." she's great, elle king is here ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] she's performing "america's sweetheart." want to hear a little gem? >> steve: bust me off a piece. >> jimmy: check this out. what do you want from me sweetheart [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's all you get. you get a little taste. because you're about to get the real prize. when she come out and performs. i mean i threw my hip out the other day. [ light laughter ] >> steve: i know. how is your hip?
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>> jimmy: the new one i threw it out. [ light laughter ] i threw out the old one. >> steve: oh yeah. you got rid of that. titanium jimmy now. >> jimmy: this is good. this is the p.t. i got to do man. i gotta be out there. i'm like -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: t.o on the p.t. man. elle king in the house. come on. [ cheers and applause ] hot crowd. hot guests. >> steve: hot show. >> jimmy: everything's hot. you look hot. the roots look hot. oh, look at how hot the roots are. [ cheers and applause ] i always say, and of course, our audience is very hot. [ cheers and applause ] i always say, our show is lucky to have the greatest band in late night, the roots, of course. i always say. but it isn't always fun and games. from time to time, we put the roots to the test. we pick people from our audience, and have the roots make up songs about them on the spot. it is time for free-styling
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here we go. [ cheers and applause ] time to freestyle with the roots >> jimmy: roots, you ready to do this? [ cheers and applause ] come on, let's go. who wants it? who wants the roots to do a a song about them? [ cheers and applause ] come on. stand up, buddy. how are you doing? >> good. >> jimmy: nice to see you. what is your name? >> nik. >> jimmy: nik, all right. nik, where are you from, nik? >> poughkeepsie. >> jimmy: no way. >> yeah. >> jimmy: hey, banana's comedy club. that's where i started. [ light laughter ] that's where i got my start right there. nik from poughkeepsie. >> n-i-k. [ light laughter ] [ audience oohs ] >> steve: busted. >> jimmy: we're out of time. [ laughter ] >> steve: d-i-k move. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: my cell phone went off. my cell phone went off. nik -- thank you, higgins.
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valentine's day is coming up, okay? so you know those hearts that you get. those candy hearts that say be mine and you know, stuff like that. hug me, stuff like that. if you can invent your own thing to say on the heart. the candy heart. what would you want it to say? >> umm, you look good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. you look good. that's really romantic. guys, we have my pal nik. [ laughter ] he goes by one name. he's like a skater punk. nik. nik, he's from poughkeepsie. love poughkeepsie. and if he came up with his own candy heart, it would say, "you look good." [ laughter ] yeah, that's romantic. for this one, in honor of valentine's day, can you guys do it in like a frank sinatra style love song?
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yeah, that's good stuff. well around the time when it's valentines n-i-k takes the time to drive from his poughkeepsie hood and then when the night is particularly right he'll pass his girl a heart that says you look good [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's nice, roots. that's what i'm talking about. hey, how you doing? nice to see you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy! jimmy! >> jimmy: all right, all right, all right, hold on, all right. get up! stand up. stand up. no, sit down. all right, here we go. oh, my gosh. >> jimmy! >> jimmy: all right, all right. -- yes.
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one. i can still get out of this one. what is your name? >> nick, n-i-c-k. that's what's up. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what's up. that's what's up, man. that's what's up. n-i-c-k. can i just say, you look good. >> i like damn good! >> jimmy: yeah, you do look good. nick, the grammy awards coming up. everyone is very excited about this. what is your favorite musical instrument? >> my voice, actually. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your favorite instrument is your voice? >> yes. >> jimmy: you're a singer. you can sing? >> big time. >> jimmy: really? do you want to break us off a a little something good? >> a little elton john for you. benny benny
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>> j jmy: not too bad right there. [ applause ] you learn something. [ light laughter ] talent, real talent up here. nick, if you could write a song about yourself, what would it be called? >> the beautiful ginger. [ laughter and applause ] my man. >> jimmy: i like it. my man, yeah. there you go. here we go. >> just gotta say it. i'm from philly, baby! >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. roots, no, please, please. [ laughter ] guys, guys, we have my man nick! okay? now, his favorite instrument -- his favorite instrument is -- >> my voice. >> jimmy: his beautiful voice! [ laughter ] now, if he were to come up with
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gonna be called "the beautiful ginger." [ laughter ] "the beautiful ginger." okay, for this one, how about this. mardi gras started this week, all right, so let's just -- can you do like a jazzy new orleans style song? something like -- my man nicky came all the way to new york from the bayou his favorite instrument his voice just like me-oh my-oh the beautiful ginger the song of life that's if he had a child he said but i'm drunk it made me laugh until i almost cry-o
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>> jimmy: thank you for being here, buddy. i appreciate it. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] hey buddy, excuse me for a a second. nice to see you. hey, how are you? >> hi. >> jimmy: nice to see you. how are you doing? >> hi. >> jimmy: how are you? excuse me, pardon me. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? nice to see you. hi. how are you? hello. hey, how are you doing? [ cheers and applause ] nice to see you. oh, hi. hey, how are you? here we go. we made it. [ cheers and applause ] we made it to this side. here. come here, yeah. that's a great shirt, first of all. like a sweater. yeah, it's great. that's for you. what is your name? >> mary engh. >> jimmy: mary engh. e-n-g-h. they all spelled it. i'ma spell it, too. >> jimmy: yeah, no problem. mary engh. the nba all-star game is coming up. who is your favorite nba player
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>> mine is reggie miller. >> jimmy: oh, reggie. [ audience boos ] no, no, his nickname is boo. he's my boo. he's my boo, yeah. reggie miller is a great player. we love reggie miller. >> pacers. >> jimmy: now, if you could invent your own original slam-dunk, what would it be called? there you are mary engh, there. you're about to do your own -- >> the mary engh. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: okay, is that laugh at the end, too? >> yeah, with the laugh. >> jimmy: with the laugh at the end. oh, hahaha. okay, good. the mary engh. guys, we have our pal mary engh. her favorite player is reggie miller. and then she came up with her own original slam-dunk, it would be called mary engh ha ha ha. now for this last one, i'm really in the valentine's day spirit. so, how about like a sexy r&b love song.
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she told me her name was mary engh i said hey it't'kind of easy to rhyme the nba all-star game's coming this weekend she said reggie miller's her favorite player of all time if she had to invent her own slam-dunk you know where the player dunks the ball she said the mary engh ha ha ha ha that's what it would be called the mary angh all she can do is sit around
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mary engh she's the best of all she don't even like basketball [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: mary engh right there. s thanks to all these guys. thank you to the roots. we'll be right back with kristen wiig, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] so my kids don't have to forage, got two jobs to pay a mortgage, and i've also got a brain. life's short, talk is cheap. i'll be working while you sleep. still don't think i've got a brain? you think a resume's enough?
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody, welcome back. guys, i was going to bring out kristen wiig but during the commercial break, the coolest thing just happened. we weren't expecting this at all. but a special guest just stopped by the studio and we're gonna bring him out here. i really can't believe this person is nice enough to grant us an interview.
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off leading his team to victory in super bowl 50. ladies and gentlemen give it up for the quarterback super bowl champion, denver broncos, peyton manning, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm
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>> my gosh. >> jimmy: man, oh, man, peyton manning. i can't believe -- first of all i can't believe you're still wearing the uniform. all week long. >> all week. it keeps me warm in this new york -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> i look good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is -- peyton this is -- >> i know. >> jimmy: thank you for doing this. i know this is last minute and you're here. i was in -- >> jimmy: you are just. you look great. >> thanks. >> jimmy: i mean congrats on everything. >> thanks. >> jimmy: i mean this is -- >> i feel so tired. [ laughter ] from sunday. >> jimmy: from the super bowl? from sunday. you're still -- >> i tried really hard. >> jimmy: no, i know did you. you won. no you did -- >> i know. yeah, we won. >> jimmy: yeah. >> right. >> jimmy: can you -- i had so many questions. >> yeah. >> jimmy: because i mean, you were -- >> i know i'm -- >> jimmy: you're peyton manning, you remember everything. >> yep. >> jimmy: and do you mind if i just -- >> no. >> jimmy: what goes through
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the final seconds of the super bowl. >> yes. >> jimmy: they're ticking away, and what are you thinking? >> i'm thinking, i'm so far from the line. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're far away from the line. >> and i'm -- i'm far away from the line and i have to get -- i [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got to do it. >> i got to do it. i got to get this ball to the guy. >> jimmy: and i forget. what was the final score of the game? what was the final score of the game? >> oh, it was 14-6. >> jimmy: 14-6. [ laughter ] yeah, and that in a -- >> in my mind. >> jimmy: yeah. you make up your own score in the mind. >> jimmy: now, but you didn't win the mvp. >> no. >> jimmy: you didn't. no. but your teammate did. >> yes. i was so proud for him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: because he was amazing. >> he didn't do anything wrong the whole game. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's just -- >> so proud of him. >> jimmy: you got to be so happy for him. >> i am so proud of you. just go out. go out tonight. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: go out tonight --
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don't worry about it. just go out tonight. have a good time. >> jimmy: are you wearing jewelry? >> oh, this? >> jimmy: nice and -- >> it's a little thing that my wife gave me. >> jimmy: oh. that is so nice. >> yes. and she wears a tie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: because you gave her a tie. that's so nice. >> can i please shut up? >> jimmy: do you have nickname for your wife? >> kooky. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were always great quarterback in college. >> yep. >> jimmy: where did you go again? >> the university of florida. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. but you played for tennessee. >> exactly. i got t . [ laughter ] oh i'm sorry. i thought you said where did i get in to school? i got into florida, i got into south carolina. >> jimmy: a bunch of colleges. >> well i got into every college that i applied to. >> jimmy: congratulations, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and always in pro football all the way. >> my whole life because of my dad. >> jimmy: yeah. >> was a coach. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah.
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he's a quarterback. >> jimmy: he's a quarterback as well. yeah. what did you major in college? >> environmental science. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: peyton, it's time for the rapid fire round. >> oh. >> rapid fire round. >> jimmy: see? >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, so just -- i'm going to ask you questions. just answer them as fast as possible. i can believe that i have peyton manning here. let's do this. you ready? >> i'm a huge fan, by the way. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] favorite pregame meal. >> french fries and toast? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: favorite color? >> greenish. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: favorite hobby. >> playing with my kids. >> jimmy: it's a hobby? >> yeah. >> jimmy: favorite band? >> oh -- maroon five. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: favorite clothing store? >> sears.
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[ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: favorite yoga pose. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: bird dog? >> upward dog. finally is there anything you want to say to your fans out you can look into this camera over there and just say whatever you feel from the heart. [ laughter ] >> guys, i know i've had a a really -- >> jimmy: can we get some music? >> it's been a tough season. and i know some of you didn't think i would make it this far. i guess that wouldn't technically make you fans still. [ laughter ] i just want to say thanks for hanging in and all the letters. thank you. >> jimmy: there you go. isn't that nice? peyton, that was very nice. all the letters. >> i got a lot of letters. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's nice. peyton, we would be honored if you can -- i never realized i've never seen you sitting that much.
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legs around like that. >> well i'm just so tight. >> jimmy: yeah, you really are. >> do you know how much running we do? >> jimmy: yeah, no, i saw. >> it's all -- even at quarterback i still run all the time. >> jimmy: i know. i can't believe that you're even here. but i would be embarrassed if i didn't ask if you could showoff you're your amazing talent right here with us tonight. is that cool with you? >> sure. >> jimmy: come on, right. come on, let's go. let's do this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: peyton, stand here. there's target right there, peyton. why don't you show us why you're arguably the greatest game. go ahead and throw the golden football. >> where, do i go here? >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. >> jimmy: there he goes. peyton manning, doing it. >> before every throw. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. i didn't realize you do that. go for it. there he is. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. can we see that again in slow [ laughter ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, we're here with surprise guest. the superbowl champion quarterback for the denver broncos, mr. peyton manning right there. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. great job out there. >> thank you. >> jimmy: now uh -- i know, kristen wiig is backstage. she's here. >> oh, i love her. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you do? yeah. i love her too. >> i love her. >> jimmy: she is in "zoolander 2." >> which i can't wait to see tomorrow. >> jimmy: yeah, tomorrow, go check it out.
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>> yeah. >> jimmy: she's very funny in the movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: she's very funny in the movie. and how are you going -- how do you go see movies? just to go your local theater? >> i wear this. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: why? >> i don't want people to know. >> jimmy: you do. you want to know that -- yeah. i'm there. that it's me. >> jimmy: that it's you. because you won the super bowl. >> i like run up and down the [ light laughter ] hands. [ light laughter ] they love it where i live. >> jimmy: where do you live >> houston. [ laughter ] >> so interesting. you live in houston. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you know that person? >> yup. [ laughter ] that's my wife. kooky. >> jimmy: that's your wife. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's kooky your wife is here. now you're going to go with your wife probably to go see "zoolander 2." >> definitely going to see it. >> jimmy: you know they're back in "zoolander 2." it's owen wiwion, ben stiller and now kristen wiig plays like a -- >> like a fashion, yeah. she told me. [ light laughter ] she runs like the biggest fashion empire.
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she'll tell you. >> jimmy: it is almost unrecognizable when you see the film. >> yeah. >> jimmy: kristen has so much make-up and prosthetics, stuff like puffed out lips. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but it's very, very -- i mean, you look like you're excited for it. >> i'm so excited for it. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you are. >> and penelope cruz is in it. [ applause ] i love she's -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> i mean, sorry kooky. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no. no, she understands. >> she's a hot mama. >> jimmy: she's a hot mama. absolutely. >> do people say that about beautiful women? a hot mama? >> jimmy: normally, well the first thing you saw a beautiful woman you go -- >> ay-ay-ay, she's a hot mama. >> jimmy: she's a hot mama. ay-ay-ay. [ light laughter ] ay-ay-ay, she's a hot mama. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. when you get in the huddle and you're like, say omaha. you know, to get the ball. what else do you say to get the ball? i can't hear the microphones aren't always on. [ clapping ] [ light laughter ] >> give it to me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and you say -- >> yeah. i go, come on. give it to me.
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>> jimmy: at that volume? >> well, yeah. >> jimmy: kind of low volume. >> i don't want to be rude and yell. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you keep it controlled. >> i'm a nice guy. i'm known to be a very nice guy. >> jimmy: you really are. >> yes. >> jimmy: well, i mean -- we're all excited that you came here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: only in new york. >> yeah, i mean right? >> jimmy: only in new york does this happen. i want to show a clip if you want to see a little preview. >> i would love to see a clip of "zoolander 2" which opens tomorrow. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: ben stiller, owen wilson. "zoolander 2" it opens tomorrow. check this out. >> you two were amazing. duke, your face is so handsome. and hansel, so serious. but can -- >> i'm sorry. i can't understand a word that you're saying.
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>> i want to invite you to be my guest at the most elite fashion event the incrediball. >> the incrediball? is that like the med bowl? [ light laughter ] >> no. for the first time history of fashion all of the most important designers will come under one. i trust you will be there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she is our favorite, probably your favorite too. i love kristen wiig so much. >> ay-ay-ay. >> jimmy: she's my all time favorite. my thanks to super bowl champion peyton manning right there. [ cheers and applause ] go see kristen wiig in "zoolander 2" in theaters tomorrow. bob odenkirk joins us after the break.
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>> jimmy: our next guest is the emmy and golden globe nominated star of the hit series, "better call saul" which returns for a a second season monday, february 15th at 10:00 p.m. on amc. everyone please welcome bob odenkirk. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: bob. welcome, welcome, welcome. you're looking good my man. >> well, they paid a woman to put clothes on me. [ light laughter ] otherwise i just look like a a normal dad. i have jeans with stains from the dog park on them. >> jimmy: no. you're nominated for awards.
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>> jimmy: you're always at these award shows. you're a big celebrity. a big time celebrity. >> i'm a terrible celebrity. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no you're not. >> i get complaint letters from tmz every week. you don't do anything! you're just a guy. >> jimmy: no. >> yes. they bitch at me constantly. be a good celebrity. do a drug. [ laughter ] you know? attend a party. fall down once in a while. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you have an entourage. >> this is what i did, jimmy, see? i wanted to make it up for everyone and try to be a good celebrity. so i hired an entourage. [ light laughter ] >> that's what it is? they're hired? >> they're paid. >> jimmy: can we get a look? can we get a camera? can we take a look? that's your entourage? [ laughter ] you hired those guys? >> well, i mean -- >> jimmy: you hired them. >> i'm paying them right now! >> jimmy: well, would you like to introduce them?
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well, there's d-dog, p-sniffens. [ light laughter ] loofy loof? >> jimmy: which one is loofy loof? >> django right in the middle. >> jimmy: oh, he's django. yup. [ laughter ] he looks like the hardest one. he just doesn't break. [ light laughter ] >> mr. peepers. [ laughter ] and then the last guy is ken. [ light laughter ] and they're called the bob squad, essentially. >> jimmy: yeah. you have the bob squad out there. >> yeah. i do. i got them out there, man. they're out there. >> jimmy: what do you do? do you hang out -- >> they just follow me around. we compare invoices. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: well that sounds like fun. >> we talk about dental plans. >> jimmy: well, that's good i mean.. do you go to clubs or anything? >> we go to country clubs. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what i meant. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> we go to country clubs. >> jimmy: but you have a reason to go out and celebrate because "better call saul" is the number one new cable show on television, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] so that's good news right there.
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and it's nominated for -- >> so much stuff. >> jimmy: so much stuff. >> you know what it's because the great vince gilligan and peter gould, these are the guys [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's because it's such excellent writing. >> jimmy: for those of you who aren't caught up and they want to enjoy season two. >> sure. if you didn't see season one, you can still join up for and i can catch you up right now. spoiler alert. but you give me one minute, i would like a challenge to catch everybody up on what happened in season one. >> jimmy: in one minute? >> in one minute. if you'll time me. i get a timer and music? anancount me down and let me know when i'm getting near the end. i'm going to try to do this. i've never done. this i didn't prepare. >> jimmy: great. >> and go. okay. the show is called "better call saul." i play jimmy mcgill. he is the person who becomes saul goodman in "breaking bad" which we should start there, actually. walter white who is the dad -- no.
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beginning otherwise they'll be lost. >> jimmy: no, no. you got it. >> you got "malcolm in the middle." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. >> i never saw it but there was a character named malcolm. he was in the middle of something, i believe. >> jimmy: he was a kid. >> he was the middle kid. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: bryan cranston. >> the dad on that show needed a lawyer. >> jimmy: yeah. >> because of something having to do with meth. [ light laughter ] and i, my guy was -- did you see better call saul? >> jimmy: ten seconds left. >> plenty of time. i might be mixing this up with "game of thrones" but there's a a dragon. [ light laughter ] there's a dragon names elsinore. >> jimmy: not a dragon. >> yes. a dragon named elsinore. [ buzzing ] >> jimmy: oh, we're out of time. [ cheers and applause ] sorry, next time. you were close. >> i was close. so close. >> jimmy: if you do want to get caught up, everyone, season one of "better call saul" is on dvd right there. pick it up and go check it out.
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bob odenkirk. season two of "better call saul" premieres monday, february 15th, 10:00 pm on amc. elle king performs for us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] sfx: cell phone vibrates. yeah? (sigh) you're okay... he's okay, he made it! jason.. what do you mean? we were very bad boys. alexa what's in the news? alexa: here's the news, "alecbaldwin and jason schwartzman were seen mooning paparazzi.baldwin threw his shoe at photographers before making arun for it". my poor cashmere socks... alexa, will you order another pair of brescianis. reordering bresciani socks. okay listen... can you send some lawyers or something? (moaning)
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we love our next guest. she's one of the hottest names in rock, is nominated for two grammy awards for her debut single, "ex's and oh's." performing her new single, "america's sweetheart," off of her album "love stuff," please welcome, elle king! [ cheers and applause ] no there ain't nothing that i gotta prove you think your words will make me black and blue but i i think i'm pretty with these old boots on
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funny when i drink too much hey you try and change me you can go to hell cause i don't want to be nobody else i like the chip i got in my front teeth and i got bad tattoos you won't believe so kick out the jams kick up the soul pour another glass of that rock and roll turn up the band fire in the hole gonna lose control tonight what do you want from me i'm not america's sweetheart so beat the drum with me i'm not america's sweetheart well they say i'm too loud for this town so i lit a match and burned it down what do you want from me i'm not america's sweetheart but you love me anyway my hands are dirty
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them boys i've been with say i got no soul when i i meet another honey at the bar i'll think it's funny when i break his heart now my kind of medicine is whiskey straight i got a mouth to put you in your place and they they said i'll never be the poster type but they don't make posters of my kind of li so kick out the jams kick up the soul pour another glass of that rock and roll turn up the band fire in the hole gonna lose control tonight what do you want from me i'm not america's sweetheart so beat the drum with me i'm not america's sweetheart well they say i'm too loud for this town so i lit a match and burned it down what do you want from me
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but you love me anyway you love me anyway you love me anyway kick out the jams kick up the soul pour another glass of that rock and roll turn up the band fire in the hole holler if you ready gonna lose control kick out the jams kick up the soul pour another glass of that rock and roll turn up the band fire in the hole gonna lose control tonight what do you want from me i'm not america's sweetheart so beat the drum with me i'm not america's sweetheart well they say i'm too loud for this town so i lit a match and burned it down what do you want from me i'm not america's
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but you love me anyway you love me anyway you love me anyway i'm not america's sweetheart, no, no [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes! phenomenal, oh, my god! that's how you do it, elle king right there! "love stuff" is available on itunes now. we'll be right back, everybody.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to kristen wiig, bob odenkirk, elle king, once again ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from
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[ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- susan sarandon, from "how to be single," actress alison brie, fox sports 1 host, katie nolan, featuring the 8g band with jaleel bunton. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and genenemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. hillary clinton and bernie sanders earlier tonight faced off in a debate on pbs, or as pbs calls it, "antiques
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[ laughter ] chris christie announced yesterday that he's dropping out of the presidential race. christie said he's not sure what he'll do now, and then someone reminded him he's still the governor of new jersey. [ laughter ] "oh, man. ugh!" bernie sanders, yesterday, had breakfast in harlem with the reverend al sharpton. interesting, usually when an old white guy goes out to harlem, it's because he fell asleep on the train. [ laughter ] jeb bush today said he is the only candidate w w has the you know what to go up against donald trump. oh, my god, jeb. you can't claim to have balls if you don't even have the balls to say balls. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's donald trump. just say it.


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