. >> john: he was on dennis miller's show. >> speaking of vaginas. >> john: he told dennis that he's leading a normal life again. although mitt romney couldn't have a normal life if his dad died and willed him one. what's a normal life for mitt romney who makes $20 million a year for not working. >> i guess the dog is back on the roof. >> that poor dog. i think smaller chandeliers. >> it is all relative, right? for him a normal life is he's riding the elevator to see his car. >> john: how did the g.o.p. wind up nominating such an out-of-touch candidate? or how did citizens united help him buy the nomination? >> i think all of their candidates are out of touch. it was completely reflective of who they are right now. >> the best of what was available. >> jon huntsman never had a chance. it was his turn in the barrel. the rest of them were -- >> john: jon huntsman who was never the front-runner at all. that campaign was so depressing, sara mclaughlin was doing late night infomercials for it. speaking of altered states, hippies were right. if everyone would spark up a don't doob everyone

only on current tv. [ voice of dennis ] allstate. with accident forgiveness, they guarantee your rates won't go up just because of an accident. smart kid. [ voice of dennis ] indeed. are you in good hands? tell them it's like being nestled in an eight-way, adjustable, heated and ventilated seat surrounded by a 500-watt sound system while floating on a suspension made of billowy clouds. or you could just hand them your keys. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] clay matthews is turning the nfl upside-down. turn your world upside down with gillette fusion proglide because you can shave against the grain with comfort with our thinnest blades. fusion proglide, gillette the best a man can get. en >> former u.s. surgeon richard carmonas is a democrat even though he served under bush. he's running for the senate as a democrat. he has tightened that race and some polls have him ahead of his opponent jeff flake. one of the issues that he has had is women. flake ran an ad critical of carmona telling about a woman who came pounding at his door be

. >> dennis miller. >> i didn't know he was black. >> cenk: all right, we have to leave it right there. when we come back we'll talk about climate change, and there is a devastating ad against mitt romney on that as well. >> president obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans. my promise is to help you and your family. [ cheering ] [ ♪ music ♪ ] sane. >> cenk: we will we've got all these conservative super pacs running ads against progressive causes. now that we have people striking back people who believe in climate change are running this ad against romney. >> president obama promised to slow the rise of the oceans and to heal the planet. my promise is to help you and your family. [ cheering ] >> cenk: that's a pretty devastating ad. now north carolina city after suffering through sandy is thinking, well, this thing is so real we've got to start taking precautions to which i say of course! >> experts now wonder if the massive storm surge that flood lower manhattan and washed away parts of the jersey shore could have been solved by sea barriers. now two engineering fi

bill press and stephanie miller. >> what a way to start the day. [ voice of dennis ] allstate. with accident forgiveness, they guarantee your rates won't go up just because of an accident. smart kid. [ voice of dennis ] indeed. are you in good hands? these talking points, that the right have, about the "heavy hand of government" ... i want to have that conversation. let's talk about it. really? you're going to lay people off because now the government is going to help you fund your healthcare. really? i want to have those conversations, not to be confrontational, but to understand what the other side is saying, and i'd like to arm our viewers with the ability to argue with their conservative uncle joe over the dinner table. >> cenk: we're back on "young turks." in a time when people pretend to care on the deficits, the numbers we give outen oh oil subsidies are insane. president obama's been fighting back. he had a significant portion of his weekly address march, 2012 on this very topic. >> at a time big oil companies are making more money than ever before, we're still giving t

me and stephanie miller in the morning what a way to start the day. >> i don't think if you know this, but over the weekend there was a debate where most of the third party candidates were there. well, for a debate that epic you needed a correspondent just as epic. ♪ so epm, tell me what happened here. >> well, there was a debate here in los angeles. there were six candidates among the most notable roseanne barr who is running as a green party candidate. there were two other green candidates there. it was held at a church. there were roughly 250 people there. people were angery. >> the government is not responding to the needs of the people. >> they are on wall street where every filthy thing in the world begins. >> i'm not going to get elected president. >> the only solution out of this is to stand up, exert democracy and lead forward with our vision and values. >> with dissatisfaction of money and politics and the two-party politics in this country there are people who want to vote for president but not for either of the major candidates of the parties. jillstein of the green part

(vo)bill press and stephanie miller, current's morning news block. weekdays six to noon. >> jennifer: our visit to crazytown tonight takes us as it so often does to florida. john metz, owner of 40 denny's restaurants says that he's going to add a 5% obamacare surcharge to his customer's bills and this, of course, comes on the heels of pizza owner papa john's similar obamacare protest adding money cost to his pizzas. i'm actually kind of curious to see how this is going to play out. when diners are presented with an oversized bill, they're going to complain for sure. they're just not usually going to complain about the president of the united states. just sayin'. the signatures have been counted and it appears there is scant support for states to leave our union and go their separate ways. but don't worry. our brett ehrlich is still making plans on how to help those states out so shh brett's talking now. >> well, america, it was fun while it lasted. but after president obama's victory last week, all 50 states have formally petitioned to secede from th

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weekdays six to noon. [ dennis ] switch to allstate. their claim service is so good now it's guaranteed. [ foreman ] so i can trust 'em. unlike randy. dollar for dollar, nobody protects you like allstate. attack on women that perhaps the majority of the population woke up? >> idaho is not known as approaching act i.v. you had hundreds of women show up, thousands signed petitions. they made their voices heard. what happens is that now, the legislators are running scared. very similar laws have passed quietly in other states for the past 10 years, really in the past two years have intensified. pennsylvania a similar law was shelved, idaho this proved to be political poison. women are paying attention and having their voices heard. >> thanks for coming in. >> the aclu considers a demand that to get a job you have to let an employer open your private mail, the senate wants to make it illegal to hand over a password to your facebook account. ♪ >>> you see a model here in arizona. the right course for america is to drop these lawsuits again

[ laughter ] >> 46 minutes after the hour, right back on the "stephanie miller show." ah, claim trouble. [ voice of dennis ] you should just switch to allstate, and get their new claim satisfaction guarantee. hey, he's right, man. [ voice of dennis ] only allstate puts their money where their mouth is. yep. [ voice of dennis ] claim service so good, it's guaranteed. [ normal voice ] so i can always count on them. unlike randy over there. that is one dumb dude. ♪ ♪ the new claim satisfaction guarantee, only from allstate. are you in good hands? ♪ >>> how is the evolution of the last decade been, just on a personal basis? i mean your time, the demand for your time? people's expectations of you? people's thoughts about you? people that you have never even met blogging about you, talking about you, your own privacy, how has your life changed as a couple and even individually. >> well, i still live in the same place, and i haven't officially moved out of my parent's house. my stuff is still there. >> do you let him in. >> yeah. >> he can come over periodically. your p

ice breakers. [ voice of dennis ] switch to allstate. their claim service is so good now it's guaranteed. [ normal voice ] so i can trust 'em. unlike randy. are you in good hands? ♪ >>> how is the evolution of the last decade been, just on a personal basis? i mean your time, the demand for your time? people's expectations of you? people's thoughts about you? people that you have never even met blogging about you, talking about you, your own privacy, how has your life changed as a couple and even individually. >> well, i still live in the same place, and i haven't officially moved out of my parent's house. my stuff is still there. >> do you let him in. >> yeah. >> he can come over periodically. your parents will allow him. seriously i can only imagine being in your situation, where, you know, you don't have the privacy and anonymity you once had, and in a world where about everybody and everything, it has to be difficult. >> the biggest thing for me is there is only 24 hours in the day. when i was young and single, i just worked all the

they're all funny, but it's great when you see professional comedians, there is dennis miller, who's job now is having his punch line stepped on by bill o'reilly. >> they do crony capitalism to be back to the energy issue, we are against it, i can't believe they would do it and they turn around the next day and say whatever the oil companies want, we're going to give it to them because they donate to us. they are the kings of crony capitalism. >> i was on the phone the other day doing a little debate with ron johnson the senator from wisconsin. his view an global warming, it is sun spots causing this to happen. they are still rejecting science, facts they don't care. >> rush limbaugh is the one, the worst of it. millions of scientists say we have global warming but rush says we don't so people listen to him. >> do you know what they said about hurricane irene? he said obama created it, saying obama's the government, he doesn't really exist he's just pretending so the republicans get scared and cancel the first day. monday, he says what are we talking about? obama lied and said it was

nah, he's probably got... [ dennis' voice ] allstate. they can bundle all your policies together. lot of paperwork. actually... [ dennis' voice ] an allstate agent can help do the switching and paperwork for you. well, it probably costs a lot. [ dennis' voice ] allstate can save you up to 30% more when you bundle. well, his dog's stupid. [ dennis' voice ] poodles are one of the world's smartest breeds. ♪ ♪ bundle and save with an allstate agent. are you in good hands?

[ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine, woe ho ♪ ♪ i'm walking on sunshine, woe ho ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ ♪ hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ >> oh, yeah it is it's friday everybody. happy friday six minutes after the hour. it is the "stephanie miller show." i don't think there is a morning show in america saying on today's joe, teddy kennedy, and birther orly taitz on the show. and i don't think anybody has that husky voice. ♪ fugelsang super star ♪ >> good morning. >> stephanie: that's a show. good morning. >> wow. >> stephanie: good morning, john fugelsang. >> good morning, steph and mooks. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: you never let me finish! [ buzzer ] [overlapping speakers] >> stephanie: okay. well she has had john yet another loss and we're trying to console her and help her find a new hobby. >> no one loves the birthers more than comedians. >> stephanie: exactly. speaking of sexy liberal, i am looking forward to my birthday spanking tomorrow in seat

. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ election but they cannot steal democracy. then how'd i get this... [ voice of dennis ] ...allstate safe driving bonus check? what is that? so weird, right? my agent, tom, said... [ voice of dennis ] ...only allstate sends you a bonus check for every six months you're accident-free... ...but i'm a woman. maybe it's a misprint. does it look like a misprint? ok. what i was trying... [ voice of dennis ] silence. ♪ ♪ ask an allstate agent about the safe driving bonus check. are you in good hands? ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ i hear the secrets that you keep, when you are talking in your sleep ♪ >> stephanie: sorry. 24 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. >> oh sweet jesus! [ laughter ] >> stephanie: gene in minneapolis, you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, jean. >> caller: good morning, steph. i saw a video clip that david corn dug up of mitt romney saying the mission of bain capital is to harvest profits from companies. >> >> stephanie: oh, like organs. >> calle

. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ nah, he's probably got... [ dennis' voice ] allstate. they can bundle all your policies together. lot of paperwork. actually... [ dennis' voice ] an allstate agent can help do the switching and paperwork for you. well, it probably costs a lot. [ dennis' voice ] allstate can save you up to 30% more when you bundle. well, his dog's stupid. [ dennis' voice ] poodles are one of the world's smartest breeds. ♪ ♪ bundle and save with an allstate agent. are you in good hands? it's go time. what time is it rob? oh, then it's go. go. go. go time. anybody? anybody? what time is it? oh, right. go time! [ ♪ music ♪ ] >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ [ inaudible ] ♪ ♪ going to keep on trying keep on reaching [ inaudible ] ♪ >> stephanie: uh-huh. this hour brought to you by go to meeting with hd faces. the powerfully simple way to have meetings. jim fan letter for you. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: from aaron and joel, our kids age three and four love your program, bad parents, yes. our second impression right beh

." ♪ [ voice of dennis ] ...safe driving bonus check? every six months without an accident, allstate sends a check. ok. [ voice of dennis ] silence. are you in good hands? what the current audience can expect from my show is the unexpected. >>stephanie miller challenges the system, now it's your turn. >>it's a little bit of magic. >>connect with "talking liberally with stephanie miller" at facebook.com/stephaniemillershow and on twitter at smshow. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ get this party started right ♪ ♪ get the party started quickly, right ♪ >> stephanie: set it up on the left y'all. set it up on the right y'all. >> stephanie: yeah, had a microphone malfunction. eric boehlert rejoins us. andrea tantarros. >> was there anything you heard mitt romney lie about? >> no, he had the facts on his side. and again, if he was lying, why wouldn't the president point it out. is a campaign that is really struggling, because they know that their candidate was embarrassed across the country. >> there were five big lies in romney's

that's socialism. >> stephanie: who wants some right-wing comedy from dennis miller? >> i thought it was a great debate. i thought romney oring straighted a three-act arc there. i would remind everybody, all four debates the dem has more time than the republican, i am saying, though, this all four debates they had more time and i sometimes wish president obama was as aggress wif the abab world as he is with americans who disagree with him. >> bin laden is dead gadhafi is dead -- >> what an idiot. >> does dennis miller think that iran is part of the arab world. [ baby crying ] >> stephanie: he got more time. >> that was a lot of whining. >> my career is over! why is bill maher on tv? >> because they are funny and you are not. >> sorry, dennis. wa, wa. >> stephanie: all right. forty-six minutes after the hour -- >> we gets more time than i do. >> because he built it. >> makes me sick in a wonderful, wonderful way. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ what we need are people prepared for the careers of our new economy. by 2025 we could have 20 million jobs

well, his dog's stupid. [ dennis' voice ] poodles are one of the world's smartest breeds. ♪ ♪ bundle and save with an allstate agent. are you in good hands? [ ♪ music ♪ ] >> announcer: stephanie miller . [ ♪ music ♪ ] ♪ girls just wanna have fun ♪ ♪ girls they want ♪ ♪ wanna have fun girls ♪ ♪ wanna have -- ♪ >> stephanie: you know what's fun? if guys just stopped comparing rape to anything. [ buzzer ] just shut the [ bleep ] >> i think that's your call. they don't get to make the call. >> stephanie: rick overton is doing a fund-raiser for the rape crisis center coming up. >> it will be november 1st at 8:00. tickets are $20 and it is going to have greg proofs, jimmy dorr, me, matt dwyer and special guest, hosted by mclean and susie sampson who is really jacki could pell. she's the tea party reporter. she does these sort of sting operations. hilarious stuff. here is the sign for that. >> stephanie: yeah. >> we put a link for discount tickets up on steph's facebook page. for that event. [ ♪ hypnotic ♪ ] >> stephanie: of course i did. i was up all night. >> i

it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ nah, he's probably got... [ dennis' voice ] allstate. they can bundle all your policies together. lot of paperwork. actually... [ dennis' voice ] an allstate agent can help do the switching and paperwork for you. well, it probably costs a lot. [ dennis' voice ] allstate can save you up to 30% more when you bundle. well, his dog's stupid. [ dennis' voice ] poodles are one of the world's smartest breeds. ♪ ♪ bundle and save with an allstate agent. are you in good hands? what we need are people prepared for the careers of our new economy. by 2025 we could have 20 million jobs without enough college graduates to fill them. that's why at devry university we're teaming up with companies like cisco to help make sure everyone is ready with the know-how we need for a new tomorrow. [ male announcer ] make sure america's ready. make sure you're ready. at devry.edu/knowhow. ♪ ♪ hershey's drops. a lot of hershey's happiness in little drops of milk chocolate. and cookies n creme. pure hershey's. [ male announcer ] this is karen and jeremiah. t

. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show." [ voice of dennis ] ...safe driving bonus check? every six months without an accident, allstate sends a check. ok. [ voice of dennis ] silence. are you in good hands? build a ground-breaking car. good. now build a time machine. go here, find someone who can build a futuristic dash board display. bring future guy back. watch him build a tft display like nothing you've ever seen. get him to explain exactly what that is. the thin film transistor display... [ male announcer ] mmm, maybe not. just show it. customize the dash give it park assist. the fuel efficiency flower thing. send future guy home his work here is done. destroy time machine. win some awards, send in brady. that's how you do it. easy. unwrap your paradise. soft, sweet coconut covered in rich, creamy chocolate. almond joy and mounds. unwrap paradise. [ ♪ music ♪ ] [ ♪ music ♪ ] ♪ >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. eric boehlert from media matters joins us at the top of the hour for right-wing world. chris rock tweeted i'm not sure a

miller is stumping for romney now. >> oh, okay. everybody pack it in then the campaign is over. >> stephanie: do you want to hear his joke? >> oh, god? >> map, map, map, map. >> stephanie: i'm starting to see people notice it didn't work out. i have friends talk about voting for obama much the same way they told me they took an ambien and woke up naked outside. [♪ circus music ♪] >> god, he hasn't been funny since rick overton stopped writing for him. >> map, map, map, map, chachi. [ crickets chirping ] >> stephanie: whatever. seventeen minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: you can't turn her off, not in the middle of turning her on. it's the "stephanie miller show." granholm, spitzer, and vice president gore, watch the only truly experienced presidential debate coverage. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ she thinks she's the passionate one ♪ ♪ yeah, it was lightning, everybody was fighting, and the music was soothing and they all started grooving ♪ >> stephanie: oh yeah. i

smart kid. [ voice of dennis ] indeed. are you in good hands? >>i jump out of my skin at people when i'm upset. they're doing this this corruption based on corruption based on corruption. >>that's an understatement, eliot. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ nobody's going to break my spine, nobody is going to slow me down, oh, no i got to keep on moving ♪ >> stephanie: it is think "stephanie miller show." hah, hah. jennifer grey herself just tweeted nobody puts baby in a binder. [ applause ] >> stephanie: stephanie in illinois. >> caller: hey, you know the old saying the apple don't fall too far from the tree. tagg is running around swinging on the president, that shows you what kind of person his father is. because he got his anger from where? >> stephanie: yeah anger management, much? we know -- michelle obama would have gone. just put her arm -- one well-toned arm up. >> talk to the fist. >> we have that down. >> ow! >> stephanie: he would have gone down like a sack of a potatoes. >> she hit me. >> stephanie: oh, to have been that radi

it's "the stephanie miller show." i think the mob learned from wall st., not vice versa. [ voice of dennis ] ...safe driving bonus check? every six months without an accident, allstate sends a check. ok. [ voice of dennis ] silence. are you in good hands? you've heard stephanie's views. >>no bs, authentic, the real thing. >>now, let's hear yours at the only online forum with a direct line to stephanie miller. >>the only thing that can save america now: current television. >>join the debate now. [ ♪ music ♪ ] ♪ >> stephanie miller. ♪ >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 50 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. here he is. mittens last night. and the president. >> romney: we have not made the progress we need to make to put people back to work. that's why i put in a 5-point plan to gets america 12 million new jobs in four years and rising take-home pay. it will help jeremy get a job when he comes out of school. it will help people across the c

it's the "stephanie miller show." ok. what i was trying... [ voice of dennis ] silence. ♪ ♪ ask an allstate agent about the safe driving bonus check. are you in good hands? tell them it's like being nestled in an eight-way, adjustable, heated and ventilated seat surrounded by a 500-watt sound system while floating on a suspension made of billowy clouds. or you could just hand them your keys. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ you've heard stephanie's views. >>no bs, authentic, the real thing. >>now, let's hear yours at the only online forum with a direct line to stephanie miller. >>the only thing that can save america now: current television. >>join the debate now. [ music ] ♪ and running and running, and running, and running, and running, and running, and running and everybody, everybody, get into -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ come on, get some get some ♪ ♪ let's get it started, ha ♪ ♪ let's get it started in here ♪ >> i thought we already did get started. >> but not up in here. >> stephanie: yeah. up in this hissy

>> stephanie miller. ♪ but how bizarre how bizarre ♪ >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 22 minutes after the hour. we continue right-wing world with eric boehlert from media matters. mike huckabee on fox news. >> joe biden came across like a guy you meet at a cocktail party, an obnoxious drunk who is lloyd and boisterous and interrupts every conversation. he's the kind of guy you want to get away from as quickly as you can and find someone else to talk to. it was borish behavior for the first half. >> stephanie: winning is just so rude, isn't it, eric? >> i mean he -- you know, someone could say that pretty much described mitt romney during the first presidential debate. borish rude, aggressive, you know. this is just classic whining. we usually don't -- when romney was seen as the winner of that debate, did you turn on msnbc or -- this laundry list of insults and how much people hated romney? that's such a weird reaction to a debate. just to go on to this sort of name-calling sort of really gutral hatred. incapable of discussing what topics were discussed

right back on the "stephanie miller show." nah, he's probably got... [ dennis' voice ] allstate. they can bundle all your policies together. lot of paperwork. actually... [ dennis' voice ] an allstate agent can help do the switching and paperwork for you. well, it probably costs a lot. [ dennis' voice ] allstate can save you up to 30% more when you bundle. well, his dog's stupid. [ dennis' voice ] poodles are one of the world's smartest breeds. ♪ ♪ bundle and save with an allstate agent. are you in good hands? because you can shave against the grain with comfort with our thinnest blades. fusion proglide, gillette the best a man can get. from silver screens... to flat screens... twizzlerize your entertainment everyday with twizzlers the twist you can't resist. [ ♪ music ♪ ] >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> she just made me laugh for ten minutes straight and when i had had enough she stopped. >> stephanie: thirty-four minutes before the top of the hours after the hour. fridays with fugelsang, who has his own show tonight. >> it's on at 6:00 and 9:00. our guests include go

>>stephanie miller challenges the system, now it's your turn. >>it's a little bit of magic. >>connect with "talking liberally with stephanie miller" at facebook.com/stephaniemillershow and on twitter at smshow. [ ♪ music ♪ ] ♪ i been driving all night, my hands wet on the wheel, and the voice in my head that drives my heels ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> stephanie: oh, my hands were wet on the wheel this morning, when they closed that exit. >> oh god. >> stephanie: chris has to talk me in jim like a small cessna. >> you were like that saturday night skit. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: this hour bright to you by go to meeting. if i would have known barn was closed, we could have had a meeting and you should have showed me a map -- >> i called you before the show. >> stephanie: i know but -- [ screaming ] >> if you are an air traffic control tower you are required to be incomprehensible. [ mumbling. ] >> come again? [ mumbling ] >> stephanie: all right. this hour brought to you by go to meeting. go to gotomeeting.com, and click on the trite free button and type in t

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welcome back to this special edition of "talking liberally: the stephanie miller show"." jim, don't panic. whatever stephanie says, don't panic. >> i listen to everything she says. >> of course you do. did you say something. >> stephanie: i can make anything sound pervy. that's amazing. let's go to david shuster in chicago. hey david. >> nice to be here. >> stephanie: nice to have you. we're all tense. i use the phrase optimistic today. how are things in the obama camp. >> i think there is a bounce for the obama camp officials. they seem to like the numbers they have seen so far. they've seen turnout in virginia and new hampshire that is higher than 2008. so that would be very good news for the obama campaign. but we mentioned some of the problems and michael referred to some of the problems in philadelphia. here to talk us through some of that is melanie, a spokesperson for the democratic national committee. i under that the dnc filed a lawsuit in philadelphia and then with grew it. what's going on. >> we're encouraged by their decision to print additional paper ballots

"the stephanie miller show." (vo) cenk uygur is many things. >>oh really? >>"if you ever raise taxes on >>the rich, you're going to destroy our economy." not true! [ music ] >> announcer: stephanie miller . ♪ open the door, get on the floor, everybody do ♪ >> stephanie miller. ♪ everybody do the dinosaur ♪ >> ac kalak kaboom. >> stephanie: senior economist at the white house council of economic advisers. that sounds fancy. good morning ronnie. >> good morning. thanks for having me. >> stephanie: thanks for coming on. because i'm a geek, i was going through the jobs numbers over the weekend. [ laughter ] that's what i do. you know, it was interesting piece in the "l.a. times," job report arouses new optimism. if you delve into it, it is better than what we thought. remember when the right wing was screaming these were cooked. you wait and see they will be revised downward. what happened, ronnie? >> they were revised upward, stephanie. i'm a geek just like you. >> stephanie: thank you. >> i've been looking

okay bill o'reilly and dennis miller. >> sound byte: one of your favorite people, and she's nominated for person of the year by "time" magazine, and you say. i think she's perfect for the modern woman. and it's sad to say but single women, that's what been yielded up by the women's movement. i didn't see that coming but it would appear helplessness perpetually being caught in the 1968 virginia slim's ad in a magazine. i think she'll only accept the cover if they agree to comp her subscription. and you know something if this is the way guys want to go, i got my pod face on. i'm happy for the women. you are women hear me snore. >> stephanie: women, hear me snore. [ drums ] oh man of ark. he wrote that himself. >> and in the virginia slims ad. >> stephanie: how many times do you think he calls her that. >> i don't think i've seen a virginia slims ad in 15 years. >> stephanie: current reference, very current. mason in ohio. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi mason. >> caller: hey, good morning sunshine. >> stephanie: good morning sunshine. >> caller: i really thought that after the

smart kid. [ voice of dennis ] indeed. are you in good hands? [ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: we are just in a gossip frenzy already this morning. what is going on in tv bopper land. >> taylor swift dating someone from one direction. >> she and connor kennedy -- >> stephanie: be-o ch. that made me so upset i almost threw up on justin bieber. [♪ circus music ♪] >> there is news there too. he and salina gomez went out to dinner, but then she stormed out, but they were seen holding hands at the american music awards. >> stephanie: what? [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> stephanie: we are adults without children. i was paying attention the killer thing about the gaza you know, whatever thing was happening over there -- >> oh, come on. that's awful stephanie. >> i am not speaking to you. >> stephanie: yes, you are. >> whic

. >> stephanie: dennis miller. >> do i ever think it will go back in my lifetime to the other way? no i don't. this is the america that i saw from 18 to 58, no, i don't. is that the end of the world? no, it's not like i was in the shower and found a lump in my armpit. that's my fall-back position. i've got a great life but it's not the america that i've grown comfortable with. >> stephanie: wow. >> at least i didn't get cancer. nothing funnier than cancer. >> stephanie: sean hannity. >> we got to get rid of the immigration issue all together. it's easy for me to fix it. you create a path for those who are here. you don't tell them to go home. that is a position i've evolved on. it's got to go resolved. the majority of the people here, if they have records, you can send them here. but if they're law abiding their kids are here. first secure the border. pathway, done. >> done, i never cared about it. it's not a big deal. shut up. >> the only way he changes his position is because he discovered that this party was losing. >> stephanie: right, it's purely political. >> so transparent.

men's room stall. 1-800-steph-12. [ dennis ] dollar for dollar, nobody protects you from mayhem like allstate. what the current audience can expect from my show is the unexpected. >>stephanie miller challenges the system, now it's your turn. >>it's a little bit of magic. >>connect with "talking liberally with stephanie miller" at facebook.com/stephaniemillershow and on twitter at smshow. >> stephanie: hash tag mitt's idea. for which he has or will be taking credit for bailing out g.m. to the invention of staplers to eisenhower's envision of europe to the hash tag, mitt's idea. perfect place to tweet. >> i was the one who introduced the two blank letters to scrabble. because then you can go anyway you want. >> stephanie: kristin in madison, you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi kristin. >> caller: hello steph. i've got two things. first of all, it is not unconstitutional to be gay in montana. i'm from montana. they have -- they were ruled unconstitutional in '97 so they're still on the books. >> by the actual big supreme court. wasn't it? >> no. by the state one. that one was in 2

protects you from mayhem like allstate. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller -- ♪ hoping i could learn a bit about how to give and take ♪ ♪ but since i came here found the joy of love here ♪ >> it is the -- my job. "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 53 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. this hour brought to you by solar world. solar world has been making solar panels right here in the u.s. since 1975. ari berman joining us at the top of the hour. chris in oakland, hi chris. >> hey, i was watching rock center last night. and something occurred to me when i watched -- and this was to add on to what vie was yiyi rlier. ab tt the dememnono o o the president and the thoughtfulness on his answers, and how everybody is reflecting on the thoughtfulness that went into the decision. it gave me one question i would like to ask to the limbaughs, and the tools on fox and the rest of the haters out there, with all of their attacks and distortions, when is the last time that those people had to make a call like that that had such huge benefits o

i have a friend who was with dennis miller, and dennis miller pulled the don't you know who i am to card to try to get into a restaurant. and the other friend just left. renee you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: good morning. i love you guys. your last caller was an absolute knucklehead knucklehead. and it really ticks me off, because he talks about the government interference with health care. give me a break. you want to talk about an industry propped up by government, look at the oil industry. look at what they get away with. they make us sick and then you get sick and the insurance companies -- it's like extortion, you pay up for your die. it's pathetic. what is he thinking? >> stephanie: exactly. >> government is the only reason a lot of seniors can even have health care. >> stephanie: can you take your organ out. >> right away miss miller. [♪ organ music ♪] >> stephanie: keith hudson launched a shocking attack on his daughter's outfits. he urged the congregation urging them to pray for katy perry. the father recalled attended one of his concerts and said he wept

(vo)bill press and stephanie miller, current's morning news block. weekdays six to noon. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller -- >> i can't control anything. a video chat, i skype, i text, i tweet, i oops. >> it is the "stephanie miller show." 34 minutes after the hour. this hour brought to my pc.com. go to my pc.com and click on the try it free button and enter the promo code stephanie. joshua hersh wrote a great piece and he is live in kabul right now. reporter for the "huffington post." good morning, josh. >> hi, how are you. >> good morning. >> good morning. thank so much for coming on this morning. >> my pleasure. >> the president's speech was very well received among the afghan people. >> yeah kabul functions in a different state than the rest of afghanistan. the taliban did not react that well, but they had a surprising level of warm feelings to the fact that the president came and showed himself even though it was the middle of the night and established a partnership to stay here in afghanistan. >> this is ryan parker. >> this is a long war, and it requires long-ter

. >> can somebody please tell us what the what dennis miller was on and where i can get some. >> yeah. >> he was manical. >> yes. >> can i be the official single mom, working two jobs alcoholic for the show? >> yes. good for you, uniquely american. [ bell chimes ] >> scott in madison. hi scottie. >> hi there. yesterday i called the church where shawn harris profit tiezing his hate and i go not answer, but apparently there is a school associated with that church. so i called the school and i spoke with a woman who assured me the following that reverend harris was a good man; that he loves children; and the whole thing was taken out of context. >> when i queried further, she could not tell me his position on -- you know raising children who are -- who exhibit, you know, maybe cross-gender traits or -- you know little boys that might be interested in dolls, and action figures. i asked a lot of questions and she had no response. so i just wanted to call and share that with you all. >> i think the response is simple. you should punch them. >> yeah. >> i wonder if they punch the little siss

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ah, claim trouble. [ dennis ] you should just switch to allstate, and get their new claim satisfaction guarantee. hey, he's right man. [ dennis ] only allstate puts their money where their mouth is. yup. [ dennis ] claim service so good, it's guaranteed. [ foreman ] so i can always count on them. unlike randy over there. that's one dumb dude. ♪ ♪ the new claim satisfaction guarantee. dollar for dollar, nobody protects you like allstate. >>(narrator) don't miss this week's the gavin newsom show with special guest guy kawasaki and dylan ratigan. >>steve jobs was many things but he was not a politician. ♪ ♪ i'm going to soak up the -- >> announcer: stephanie miller -- ♪ going to tell everyone to lighten up ♪ >> talking to you cory booker. [ laughter ] >> it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 50 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. bill in l.a., you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, bill. >> hi, everybody. i have two things for you. >> awe. >> first off i know where right-wingers lick themselves. it's in order to ge

>>stephanie miller challenges the system, now it's your turn. >>it's a little bit of magic. >>connect with "talking liberally with stephanie miller" at facebook.com/stephaniemillershow and on twitter at smshow. >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." please get -- bleep, bleep. 1-800-steph-12. the phone number is. >> i think you can say the first one. >> stephanie: all right. i didn't want to butter my bread >> stephanie: 1-800-steph-12. david in jersey, you're on "the stephanie miller show." >> caller: hi, stephanie. how you doing? >> stephanie: good. go ahead. >> caller: the righties are getting upset about the word forward in obama's slogan. they're saying it is communist. and nazi. but there is a 2004 george w. bush -- >> stephanie: yet, whenever you say anything about bush, why don't you just move forward stop looking backward. stop blaming. >> caller: his film, which you can see on youtube is called "moving america forward" and there is a bush number one book called looking forward that you can get on amazon. the best one is the wisconsin state motto. just for

hi, denny, you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> hey stephanie. it's a good thing that romney isn't amish, because there is an amish gang in jail for haircutting right now. >> oh that's right. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> the romney camp has approached one of romney's closest high school friends and asked him to give supporting remarks. the friend said he is still deciding whether he would help the campaign. he was not present at the specific incident. first of all it would be of limited value, right, jim. it would be like this is what mittens told me. hi, jan you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> chris if you could look up in the last couple of weeks, romney was interviewed by one of the major networks and the person asked him -- he and his wife well, would you -- going to the dog situation, that abuse, that's animal abuse -- >> right. >> but they asked him, well looking back would -- would you have done the same thing? something to that effect. and he looked at him and did the jim ward laugh -- well given all of the controversy it has ca

>> oh god if she chose dennis miller. >> oh. >> stephanie: let us know and we'll plug it when it's on. this is today's oh [ censor bleep ] i just shot myself news. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: a lot of times gun control they make the case for us. a man accidentally shot himself when he was trying to teach his girlfriend how to handle a gun. which if you think about it, jim, that is a really good gun-safety course. honey do not do this whatever you do. >> oh son of a bitch! ♪ i just [ censor bleep ] shot myself, i just [ censor bleep ] shot myself ♪ ♪ i just [ censor bleep ] shot myself ♪ >> the first rule of gun safety is don't have it loaded when you are teaching somebody. >> yeah. >> see this? do not do that. >> do not do that. >> stephanie: margaret in texas. welcome. >> caller: hello. hi. well, i wasn't going to start with this, but y'all were talking about the second coming of his majesty the great mitt. >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: and, you know, i heard the 47% thing when it first came out on tv. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: and it made me sick

so get allstate. [ dennis ] dollar for dollar nobody protects you from mayhem like allstate agents. this is countdown south carolina. forgot the name of the show p.m. >> ladies and gentlemen, it's "the stephanie miller show"." >> announcer: i'm walking on sunshine whoa ♪ ♪ i'm walking on sunshine and don't it feel good ♪ ♪ all right, now ♪ ♪ and don't it feel good ♪ >> uh-huh, it's "the stephanie miller show." happy friday. all three hours with sex liberal john fuglesang is in the bureau of stephanie miller incorporated. this is not a prop i do actually bring arugula every morning. you can tell that's a liberal show. >> matches your hat. >> you know how expensive this is. story about your vegan frappuccino. >> yes, this story. >> soy strawberry frappuccino. >> not me. >> do you know what's in that, john? "beetlejuice," "beetlejuice." >> and they're advertising it as vegan. >> the vegans are very upset. >> apparently there's a beetle where if you crush it up it makes a red dye. well, that's the rap on goldfish crackers right? >> they're goldfish? >> no, they're crushed

dennis miller said me too. meaning he is concerned about the country, and that's the reason he does a talk radio show. [ phyllis diller laughter ] >> stephanie: that's why. he cares about the country. >> right. [ ♪ patriotic music ♪ ] >> stephanie: and what would america be without a dennis miller radio show i ask you? wow, thanks dennis on behalf of all of us thanks. you give and give. i'm going to research this thing and you are going to get an ass whoopin'. >> announcer: call the political party line now, 1-800-steph-1-2. ♪ the natural energy of peanuts and delicious, soft caramel. to fill you up and keep you moving, whatever your moves. payday. fill up and go! >> "viewpoint" digs deep into the issues of the day. >> has the time finally come for real immigration reform? >> with a distinctly satirical point of view. if you believe in state's rights but still believe in the drug war you must be high. >> only on current tv. ♪ ♪ oh oh ♪ ♪ you got the best of -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ o

it's the stef any stephanie miller. >> i degrade women and beavers. >> it's the stephanie miller show. [ dennis ] claim service so good, it's guaranteed. [ foreman ] so i can always count on them. unlike randy over there. that's one dumb dude. ♪ ♪ the new claim satisfaction guarantee. dollar for dollar, nobody protects you like allstate. >>this is outrageous! we've have no choice, we've lost our democracy here. ♪ >> stephanie miller. ♪ >> really? really? that's just mean! >> 25 minutes after the hour. >> people are trying to drive and have conversations and you are going to plant that in their head? >> 1-800-steph-12, the phone number from anywhere. someone is watching from france? yes? are you really calling from paris? >> yes. yes. i've been streaming you for like three years on kphx and now i finally discovered you on current. >> wow! >> wow! >> you had no idea it looked like this at all. >> oh, my god, you realize this is make the right wings' head explode right now because this show is now completely french and gay. >> i thought so. that's why i thought i absolutely had t

they should rename it the dennis miller bone. six minutes after -- >> steven krauter bone. >> stephanie: i'm just kidding. i'm a helper. dennis miller could be funny again. >> last time he was funny. >> stephanie: okay. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. all right. we accidentally wound up the health bot before the break. we're going to do a little healthcare corner coming up. not get her -- it is like a healthcare onion belt story. mention anything about healthcare and oh, my god, ring woman. definitely going to be a problem with premiums. i'll explain why. definitely definitely. >> definitely problems. >> uh-oh! >> stephanie: uh-oh gotta watch wapner. [imitating "rainman"] >> stephanie: tell us the story again about single payer. hi steph look what i saw on the chicago theatre marquee. april 13th, sexy liberal mama. i never get over being on the marquees of the big places. >> what is that? >> she never prints out the actual picture. there is a thumbnail. >> smallest marquee ever. >> stephanie: it is not ac

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. >> they should have had dennis miller rebut him. mip, mip, mip. >> stephanie: eddie in virginia you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi eddie. >> caller: yeah, since the homosexuals have higher rates of domestic violence and murder -- [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: where are you getting that from? >> you google it. >> everything on google is true -- >> you google it and then do empirical research to back it up. >> i can do it right now. >> yeah, what link is she looking for -- >> the medical maladities -- >> stephanie: what? >> caller: have you guys ever heard of aids by the way? >> oh, no. >> the diet candy. >> the majority of people around the world who hiv and aides are straight. you do realize that. >> caller: well, getting back to my point -- >> stephanie: go back to your first statistic, gays have higher rates of domestic violence and what else? >> suicide, drug abuse, murder -- >> stephanie: eddie all of that is completely untrue but go ahead -- >> caller: i invite people to research themselves. >> stephanie: okay. sure. >> call