also dennis miller has gift suggestions for republican presidential candidates and bill clinton evaluates donald trump on late night tv. >> there is a macho ale peel to saying i'm just sick of nothing happening. i make things happen. vote for me. >> caution. you are about to enter the no spin zone. "the factor" begins now. i'm bill o'reilly. thanks for watching tonight. violence growing in america. that's the subject of this evening's talking points memo. with the nation locked in on the oregon massacre, violence is once again a hot topic of conversation. the usa is a violent country. our freedoms allow bad people to create criminal enterprises and allows madmen the opportunities to commit atrocious crimes. tough sentencing drove violent down after the crack carnage of the 1990s which made new york and los angeles exceedingly dangerous places. they were based on aggressive community policing and controversial tactics like stop and frisk. the left labeled anti-crime initiatives as racist. under president bush the younger they got nowhere. under president obama they have been taken seriousl

much less about a character doing the news, and by the time you get to dennis miller, it was dennis miller. it wasn't about character, it was about them speaking their minds. >> new york city st. patrick's day parade was yesterday, and for the first time in the parade's history, a homosexual contingent marched. so it is a gaelic thing. >> it's a thing that's constant and constantly changing. >> i'm norm mcdonald and this is the fake news. >> times have changed since i first sat behind this desk. for example, i used to be the only pretty blond woman reading the fake news. now there's a whole network devoted to that. >> news is such a joke in and of itself now i can see why things like "weekend update" have survived. the thought of funny news was what made it so appealing back when news was serious. now that news is entertainment, you're watching "weekend update" for news. >> it's probably not great that that transition happened. it probably should have stayed. the news should have kept getting better and better. but "weekend update" definitely made a transition into the news. >> there's a g

that's legendary. [ cheers and applause ] george carlin, eddie murphy, billy crystal, dennis miller, chris rock, ellen degeneres, robin williams, joe piscopo. >> it's goin' down. i can't believe it and i remember it -- 18 years in the making for me to just get to that point. and i remember when i first started doing comedy, like 18 years ago, like, i got onstage and then, the next week, i said, "i'm ready for a special." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. you've have five minutes of stand-up and you're like -- >> 'cause i got five minutes, you know? so -- but -- >> jimmy: the five-minute hbo special with tracy morgan. yeah. and it's just five minutes of good comedy but here you are. where you, at the apollo? >> i was at the apollo. and it was so different 'cause i had the did carnegie hall the year before that. and there's a difference in cultures. you know, when you do it in front of, like, an all-white audience, if you're not good, they will just like -- "what's going on?" and, you know -- [ laughter ] that hurts. the silence hurts. see, i can fight back if i get booed. you know, i can f

dennis miller, sir! how are you? >> sean, wade, one second. crossed the wire right now. i'm sorry, this isn't really a wire, it's a tape measure, but you have a much limited process here as far as props go. this just coming across the wire, bernie sanders -- bernie sanders has announced he's running in 2024, so that's pretty exciting. he says that he wants to come back then, he's going to drop out again because he wants to get paid again and he needs a ski chalet and that will give him property ownership yacht see. so bernie will be back. got to b beware of the socialist does the long form taxes. beware of the socialist doing the long form taxes. >> sean: oh, man, all right. can hardly wait. all right, so we've been watching nancy pelosi, she is hold up in her gated community mansion. some very bizarre footage of her on a comedy show showing of offe $24,000 freezer stocked with expensive gourmet ice creams. i'm dying for your thoughts. >> well, i always wonder what's wrong with her. now i think it might be brain freeze. i think she is eating that fast. she never shuts up

but certainly this is not hitler-like to me. >> dennis miller, everyone. more than we'll see everybody in fairfax, virginia may 7. connecticut, saturday, june 18. evening show is sold out. we want all the dads and grand dads to have a great time. we'll be there at 3:00 p.m. and shows in london, england, reno, denver, atlanta, biloxi, mississippi. tickets going fast. "factor tip of the day," an tult on "killing jesus." the tip, moments away. your path to retirement... may not always be clear. but at t. rowe price, we can help guide your retirement savings. for over 75 years, investors have relied on our disciplined approach to find long term value. so wherever your retirement journey takes you, we can help you reach your goals. call a t. rowe price retirement specialist or your advisor ...to see how we can help make the most of your retirement savings. t. rowe price. invest with confidence. my opis slowing my insides to a crawl. that's opioid-induced constipation, oic, a different type of constipation. i'm really struggling to find relief... paint a differe

update, dennis miller. i was doing my little bit. and i was like, "what's in?" "you know, going to bars." "what's out? "not going to bars." you know, that kind of stuff it was sort of middling. one of them, i said, "what's in?" "not enunciating." so you the sensors can't catch you. "what's out? goin out on the show and getting some [ bleep ] that, as you know, at "snl." so, andrew i think was his name, a redhead. >> seth: andrew brewer yeah, brewer >> he was very cool, and he goes "spade, come on. like, he was always like, "come on, man. you're making my job tough." and i go, "i'm not really going to say it. and he goes "we will lose so much advertising if you say it we saw it at rehearsal so, when we go to air, if you say it, this loses $20 million of advertising if you say these three letters. if you say these two letters."l gonna blow it, spudly. and so, i said it and it got too big a laugh and i was like, "grrrr." and then dennis goes, "that's the news and he goes, "you're done, dude." and so i walked out. and then i see brewer and he goes -- and i go, "i do

. >> fasten your seat belts, dennis miller or vladimir putin, new jersey governor christie. >> i start wearing an orange cone on my head like i was the lead singer for devo. >> whip it. whip it good. >> jesse watters tries to find out what people think about the state of our country. >> cuba has communism and we have what? >> stress. >> we have stress? >> we have a lot of stress. >> he is the vice president. joe biden, yes. >> it's watters world meets miller time. caution, you are about to

dennis miller. denniseverleday and go "hey, rock, how's that next anything working out?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's fantastic. >> he was the best. >> jimmy: i was thinking about it because i was -- we did the "snl" 40th which i remember obliviously. but i remember we were rehearsing and i saw you guys. i think seinfeld was doing a a bit or something. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: for the show. and he was doing something. he was there. and then you came over. you and seinfeld and you came over. >> yes. >> jimmy: it was you -- it was you, chris, seinfeld and i was like if john travolta walks in, that is my whole standup act. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i know. >> jimmy: that's every impression --that's every impression i've ever done in my entire career right on the stage together. >> yes. >> jimmy: and without you guys i would not be here, so i want to thank you. >> oh, we know that. we know that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, it's crazy. >> you know how much you have to like a guy -- like to like a a guy that does an impression of you? you've got to really like that guy. [

welcome to dennis miller plus one. i'd say that i love interviewing meetings, but this cat is got a lot of slashes, isn't that curriculum v t actor? comedian al madrigal, i'll talk to the comedian part of him up front. he's co founder of all things comedy pot podcast network work alongside bur, and folks put a little, oh my, but the imprimatur filbert brings to this cat. i know him, us didn't know the super because i think birds. one of the 10 funniest guys who ever did stand up comedian and a killer to an smart man aus known for his work as a correspondent for the daily show with jon stewart for 5 season. he has also appeared as an actor. it shows like about a boy gary, unmarried, and welcomed captain. you'll see him next. this is interesting. nicer side turn here to get in those mark universe in the film. more vs not mobius, but more b. s. alongside jarrett let tow. not jay leno, jared laptop, lead a lot to go out and do, let me go ahead and do a one and show jared, lead the jay leno show any folks i want to tell you

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for dennis miller, the work may be just beginning. during october's downpour, he says he continuously went outside to clear the storm drain any thinks now that the rain has started, he'll be at it again. absolutely. i'm planning on it. both the wind and rain are expected to increase in intensity overnight. reporting live, greg legans ktvu fox two news back to you. well the rain started in the north bay as early as last night. ktvu is james torres spoke to experts about how this storm compares to that atmospheric river that we saw back in october. the rain came down steadily all day long here in the north bay, and the national weather service says to expect about 4 to 6 inches right along the pacific coastline. parts of marina county state went all throughout the dark, early hours and into the daylight. it's the first big storm since 22 inches of rain came down in october. it's going to be, uh, very minor. comparison professor john monteverdi from sf state keeps an eye on the rainfall totals, he says. december is usually one of the wet

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dennis miller on that pinhead karzai in afghanistan, coming up. >> greta: o'reilly at 11 p.m.. one of our next two guests could be a huge problem for harry reid. two republicans trying to take his senate seat. they both go on the record, next. a pact best of the rest, great news for anyone who likes tea parties. get news for brett favre. and bad news for mcdonald's. we are going to explain it all. i've been growing algae for 35 years. most people try to get rid of algae, and we're trying to grow it. the algae are very beautiful. they come in blue or red, golden, green. algae could be converted into biofuels... that we could someday run our cars on. in using algae to form biofuels, we're not competing with the food supply. and they absorb co2, so they help solve the greenhouse problem, as well. we're making a big commitment to finding out... just how much algae can help to meet... the fuel demands of the world. >> greta: one of our next two guests could be a huge problem for harry reid. both republicans trying to unseat senator reid in november. he's vulnerable now, way behind i

comedian dennis miller once said that washington, d.c. is to lying what wisconsin is to cheese. and he's not wrong. and the main thing washington lies about is money. they will beg, borrow or steal to help themselves, using any inside information they can. while you are a day late and a dollar short. and the war in ukraine is no different. vladimir putin was building up troops along the ukraine border for months, washington knew it, biden knew there were briefings, the satellite images got passed around congress: the sanctions talk was swirling. >> i made it absolutely clear to president putin -- this is the last thing i will say -- that if he moves on ukraine, the economic consequences for his economy are going to be devastating, devastating. >> jesse: this invasion was brewing for months and washington was assembling the economic sanctions packages behind closed doors. they knew this would impact the global economy and you directly. so you would figure that congress elected to represent our interest, would do something ahead of time to warn us and protect us against what was c

actor ezra miller has been arrested again in hawaii this time for second-degree assault. police say they responded to a house party on the big island and reports of a suspect who became upset after he was asked to leave. they say miller threw a chair but struck a woman in the head. this is the latest of several run-ins with the law for the flash star just over the past month alone last month, the actor allegedly started getting agitated at a couple singing karaoke at a bar and then was arrested again that evening for storming into a bedroom, threatening another couple you're watching kron on. we'll have more news for you after the break. >>and washington knows that there's an inflation problem. but democrats and republicans are split on how to fix the issue. president biden wants to ramp up american production. while republicans say there is runaway spending claiming voters will choose them, will choose them rather in november to cut that spending. biden is hoping a requirement for any construction materials bought with money from the 1.2 trillion dollar build back better

denny writes being a republican is punishment enough. you didn't see your e-mail here, go to my blog at cnn.com/caffertyfile. look for yours there among hundreds of others. mark sanford, still ahead in the "cafferty file." back over to you. >> we'll be watching. >>> to our viewers, you're in "the situation room." happening now, republican leaders are still rips the president's speech on health care reform. even his reading of a poignant letter from the late senator ted kennedy is being called a tool. i'll speak about that with the republican chairman. >>> his top rival accuses the afghan president hamid karzai of massive election fraud and suggests his government is tied to the opium trade. i'll speak with dr. abdullah abdull abdullah. >>> he spoke about sex, spankings and skimpy underwear. but the microphone was on and the california state capitol. and suddenly this family values lawmaker is an exlawmaker. i'm wolf blitzer. you're in "the situation room." >>> president obama today picked up where he left off in his speech to congress on

dennis miller plus one. welcome to dennis miller plus one. nice to have a guest in the studio. we've all hit the mattresses for the last. what is a 17? 18 years. we have an intrepid, young girl coming out committee and andrea salvage has come on the show. she is best known for the t. v series. i'm sorry. it's if you've never got enough of the fleet i gets in the mill you so i think you would dig it. it's that same sort of vibe if you're unsafe to just go back and watch that. i think they did 2 seasons. i think 3 was on the books, but we got hit with a book monic, she wrote directed start and produced that she also start a, remember as president montez on beep and she's appeared on curb. i can't say i've seen her a curbside to pick your brain about larry and the post groundlings seminar. he holds over there on the curb and stuff brothers. and andrea is currently lending her vocal talents. i've seen a lot of primo names turn up on this animated series freak brothers, based on an old comic book, i think from 68 the electric cool aid acid trip days. it premiered on november 14th on

dennis miller wants to send barney frank a retirement valentine or something. we hope you stay tuned to those >> bill: in the did you see that segment tonight, donald trump very angry with president obama today, this evening the christmas tree lighting in rockefeller center is underway and also a big fundraiser for the president causing mass chaos in gotham. mr. trump doesn't like it. >> we have a president that doesn't give a damn about inconveniencing people. he is having a fundraiser right near rockefeller center where thousands of people are coming to see the tree light up. isn't that a shame? the streets are going to be closed. he is a very inconsiderate guy. stop with the fundraisers and start running the country because you are doing one hell of a lousy job. >> bill: here now fox news correspondent juliet huddy. why is trump so angry about this, do you think? >> because he lives in new york like all of us. we are annoyed by. this. >> bill: it's gridlock. >> gridlock alert day. actual term here. it's the matinee day for broadway as you know. it's the tree

>> bill: dennis miller. he likes you though. he is not going to say anything bad about you. >> smartest guy that i have ever seen do comedy. we used to watch him in the old days, you know, doing like the black and white special and just be sad. he was the type of comic that could make you sad. his brain is that fast. >> bill: what does it say about fox news that we feature miller every week? ah-ha. there you go, stewart. jon stewart, everybody, give him a round of applause. by the way i will be appearing on stewart's program this coming monday. please pray for me. when we come right back, dennis miller, as mentioned, will he, i should say, vote for christine o'donnell? what does he think of jimmy carter attacking fnc? miller is next. [ tires screech ] [ engine revving ] [ drums playing ] [ male announcer ] 306 horsepower. race-inspired paddle shifters. and f-sport-tuned suspension. all available on the new 2011 lexus is. it isn't real performance unless it's wielded with precision. ♪ i like your messy hair ♪ i like the cloth

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." >> i got a message from dennis miller. [ imitates dennis miller ] >> "crimeny, you going on 'fallon.' the kid's got some moves." [ laughter ] you're a kid! >> jimmy: i'm a kid. i'm a 36-year-old kid. >> 36? my gosh. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm old. >> oh, yeah, i'm -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you're back on "snl." you're back hosting. >> i am. it's unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] [ jimmy as regis philbin ] >> jimmy: "you're back! you're back! hosting 'saturday night live!' dana carvey host of the show!" >> "what do you think?" regis philbin says, "i know you like to horse around out there. you like to horse around?" >> jimmy: "we're going to horse around!" >> "all we're doing right now is horsing around! [ laughter ] i talk like this and then i talk like that! i'm out of control! i'm --" [ yelling ] we did this last time. we're having so much fun, and i know you're wondering why and how. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] dana, we're all stoked that you're here. >> i think i love you. yes, i'm going on "saturday night live." >> jimmy: yeah. it's pretty cool. >> jimmy: this is very big. yo

you said there was a news bulletin to south b dennis miller plants, one chair is up next. ah, if you want something done, right. do it yourself. the acronym d i y, i e, do it yourself has now become the name for a new genre of online videos. you do, but it's more the way i need them. yeah. that's built a deal is known. you can't, the wasn't working with any with a deal. it people use scrap materials and whatever's at hand to rig up all kinds of stuff from household items to pump action. squid gums, nutritional company from a graduate on the field, most of europe with the basement, is people want to watch millions of you spend hours seeing how a person they've never met and use half way around the world. assembled the contraption. no one else needs to go up to a rang she thought for a gym which just wasn't my teeth for when you mine. yeah. said he like user to g more looking at the club. he won't when he feels like wishing, which filtered musical think either he has jo after my bill is pussy. she leaves the song is no an air gear. you munoz, and been zoom. you munoz, not as

dennis miller here, i've got a new shot, the american farm and the american farmer. fisher more challenges today that at any time in my lifetime and probably your importance in place like peru, canada, and mexico are forcing the american farmer to a place they can't compete 10000 american farms bankrupt every year. as a result, we're going to talk about that and so much more coming up, i'd say, forgotten america right here on our t america the welcome back. the binding ministry he has once again said it sides on what it refers to as the harmful trade and economic abuses of china. the us, the office of the us trade representative levied broad criticism the world's 2nd largest economy practices and its annual trade policy agenda released tuesday, stating, quote, lack of protection for workers, a weak environmental regime, an anti cooperative subsidies are the hallmarks of china's artificial comparative advantage. it is an advantage that puts others out of business and violates any notion of fair competition. while the u. s. p r says additional details of its trade plans in the asia pacific r

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i remember dennis miller appeared after the package ran and said put the screen back up. on the left, you have nacho. on the right, not so much. it was hurtful issue but true. you don't want to put two people in a room like that. like being a boxer, sometimes one guy out dlts classes the other guy, that is what you saw with barack obama and joe biden. would be different if you have bush, reagan, obama or clintson, this is two hall of fame guys. this is not it. people that work for him don't want to work for him. you saw last night, yesterday -- couple hours ago, nostalgia and feeling they were happy about the past issue but were not excited about the future. obama looked like he was rubbing biden's nose in it a few times. you know what, i signed major legislation in my first two years and i think end of the day, people went back from that event and felt i am working for jimmy carter. >> jeanine: dana, republicans have 17-point advantage in terms of enthusiasm, last time that happened was 12 years ago, democrats, i believe, lost 60 seats in the house. they decide to celebr

we'll talk about "saturday night live," dennis miller would come to the dinner, conan. i said, i want to do a podcast, maybe if we do something "snl" related. it can be all showbiz. but everyone we know is sort of involved in that, in the world of "snl." you could be music, you can be a host, a guest host. >> jimmy: so your guests are all people that -- >> somewhat related, yes. >> jimmy: past members, writers? >> yeah. so we started with -- i think the ones today are chris rock, rob lowe. then once a week. next week's tina fey, tom hanks. >> jimmy: this could go on forever, really. >> yeah, we did about 15 already. then -- it's kind of carvey andd dana talking over each other, it's stupid. [ laughter ] tom hanks is super cool, everyone knows he's a great guy. i think he would sort of just be an everyday comedian or something. it's almost too heavy that he's such a star. everyone gets too freaked out. just to get to talk to him for a while about snh. he really lights up. he remembers everything he did. >> jimmy: he hosted when you were there? >> he hosted early on. earl

so, it's me david spade, molly shannon, sarah silverman, jack handey, dennis miller, kevin nealon -- and it's on beyondthecomics.com. it's in newspapers all over the country. it's opening up now. >> both: beyond the comics. >> jimmy: i know you -- you're doing the voices for a a bunch of them? >> yeah, i do a bunch. i'm doing a church lady one. i'm doing one i guess we're gonna show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i do a newsman. a live action newsman, tom rabcrite, you know? [ news voice ] "this just in -- the man who coined the phrase 'it's all good' has issued a a statement that it's, in fact, not all good. and some of it is actually quite horrible." [ laughter and applause ] that's in there. do you want to show the clip or are we out of time? >> jimmy: no, you can show it. what's the hippie one? >> this is a -- hippie who just can't get away from the '60s. here he comes. >> jimmy: "i, hippie." take a look. >> i remember getting on board ken keezey's bus and we'd drive down to big sur and listen to the music of our time, man. or some of the latest beat poetry laid down by jack

comedian dennis miller once said that washington, d.c. is to lying what wisconsin

dennis miller was asked about that. he was fan of that comment. >> on the list of things i should thank you for almost kicking patrick leahy's [ bleep ]. thank you very much. i loved that, one of my favorite stories. >> how many people liked that. sort of the best thing i ever did. >> i don't know if i want to talk about this specific moment with pat lay high, but why is it that vice presidents tend to use the f-bomb sometimes. >> exactly. at least vice president biden is sorry for it. and if that's the best thing that vice president cheney ever did, i think that speaks a lot to what he did in office. >> i think the -- >> his mom should have been so proud of him. >> it was clear that i see using the f-word is an occupational hazard of being vice president of the united states, but i think this shows that the vice president, they try to portray him as darth vader is a regular guy. he can yuck it up and joke about himself and have a lot of fun with regular america. >> i think it does show that the reason why our politics

jon miller kate >> kelly, thank you. john, thank you tore being here with us today. >> thanks, kate, for having me great to be here >> so you're on the road on this hiring tour. what's the tone been like out there? are workers showing up, and do you think you'll be able to get to that 20,000 number in this environment? >> it will take a little time than just this one week tour the great thing about the momentum we built in our brand is this incredible family environment. presently we enjoy this home away from home for guests in our neighborhoods and employees come from those same neighborhoods so people tend to know each other and serve each other and create this incredible warmth and hospitality that's made this a great place to work. and our turnover has been a little bit lower so while a lot of people face strong head winds on staffing, as do we maybe we don't have it as bad as everybody in the industry. we hit the road with our mobile relief we've servedsome 40,000 people in disasters and we've put it on the road to

dennis miller was the second choice, but he got hung out by an illegal nanny technicality. but isn't that what the confirmation process is about? weeding out the trowuly qualifi to get to the truly available. >> can we talk about jon stewart's hair? he looked amazing right there. d.l. hughley, you were asked to host during president bush and you said no, because they wanted to see your jokes. >> right. i don't think you would be able to tell jokes like -- >> colbert did. >> he did and you saw how people didn't laugh. but i love that he attacked obama's signature, that healthcare.gov, they had 176,000 people. the fact that he could take it so well and the fact that he really -- that is his signature -- >> he didn't take that one well. >> he took it well. i thought he took it very well. >> he looked a little unnerved. >> the idea that you can take people to task for the things -- listen, regardless of what people think about that, that is what this president, that is his signature piece of legislation. >> if you were headlining tonight, what is your opening line? >> i probabl

is dennis -- bill: here is dennis miller's take on the airplane controversy and pelosi. >> if they have a plan that can be cross country, i will take that plan. bill: air pelosi. that is interesting. >> the last -- the worst thing about lending pelosi in aircraft is it always comes back with an eye job on the cockpit where the shields are pulled up in and a disturbing arc. somebody thinks this empty headed manikin has to be guarded from people. it shows you how absolutely mad the world has gotten. the woman volunteers to go to summit because she thinks the gulf stream is rolling out the new model. bill: you are invited to disney -- to dinner with chavez and obama but you could not make it. what was your assessment from afar? >> all for this campaign, i heard from barack obama that words matter and pictures are worth a thousand words. i understand, keep your enemies closer, but you do not have to spoon this guy. imagine how it breaks the spirit of a freedom fighter to look up and see barack obama with this pig. it is unbelievable to me. barack, he appears that he does have -- he likes to

. >> dennis miller who does understand the prince of darkness. >> ha ha ha ha. >> dick morris, dennis kucinich and ann coulter will all analyze the primary vote last night. caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone, the factor begins right now. captions by closed captioning services >> bill: hi, i'm bill o'reilly. thanks for watching us tonight. no talking points memo this evening because we have governor mitt romney standing by. as you know the governor won the primaries in arizona and michigan last night reigniting his campaign. now it's on to 11 primaries and caucuses next tuesday night. exit polling from arizona and michigan shows that mitt romney did well among women and voters who believe he is the best candidate to defeat president obama. in michigan exit polling shows even though romney defeated santorum by three points it would have been closer to 7 if democrats had not voted for senator santorum in big numbers. obviously republic voters in michigan strongly favor the governor who joins us now from bexley, ohio, outside of columbus. so, why do you think democrats voted

he is slime. >> bill: dennis miller, everybody. there he is in a moment, body language on stewart and o'reilly. michelle obama and -- we have another one, another surprise. there is something. right back with pl. and now i know without enough, >> bill: back of the book segment tonight, we have a very lively body language segment for you. we begin with first lady michelle obama appearing on "the today show" this morning. >> when your husband was running for president, you were out on the campaign trail, there was a lot of criticizing of president bush and his policies. >> um-huh. >> i'm just wondering now, 12 months later, being the family in the white house, if your perspective on that has changed, in that, perhaps maybe it would have been better to be less judgmental. >> you know, i think that on the campaign trail my husband, his goal was to be truthful and honest about the problems that we faced. >> bill: okay. we didn't see a lot of her because of that dopey thing there. but you did pick up the tone of it? >> not only the tone.

dennis miller plus one the folks welcome to dennis miller plus one. well, this is exciting for me, laurie grin. air is a prolific inventor and entrepreneur having created over $500.00 products long time shark on the hit show shark tank, which she's in 13, i believe is currently airing fridays on a, b, c. and a sweet woman seems laurie grinning. hello, i'm good, i'm good. thank you. i have to comment about those tears of heaven. i tell him what is the thing? is it a crocodile here? like what do you call it here? that's not really a here. there's times when that fireman's kids came on and that's the all time. why bought episode with that cutting board and oh yeah, that's the most beautiful moment. busy and she, i listen, i love the show, but that moment when those 3 kids and i saw a boy, this poor man is dead. but can you ever imagine what a legacy he left forever? those 3 uniform buell and self asserted kids with that cutting board that he had read. i just thought this is the beauty of the show, d and d. they cut the kevin and he was a little it was a

. >> dennis miller on class warfare, mitt romney and jessie waters. caution, you where to enter the no spin zone, the factor begins right now. captions by closed captioning services >> i'm bill o'reilly, thank for watching us tonight. muffin gate. that is the subject of this evening's talking points memo. as you may have heard, an audit by the department of justice shows the federal government is guilty of wasteful and extravagant spending at a number of law enforcement conferences. between october of 2007 and september of 2008. 10 conferences cost the american taxpayer $4.4 million. couple of examples of craziness. at a training conference in august 2008, $4,200 was spent on 250 muffins. that adds up to 16 bucks per muffin. now, i'm sure they were delicious muffins. i'm sure they were presented in a pleasing way. but the $16 muffin now becomes a symbol of how wasteful the feds are with our tax dollars. two coffee breaks cost $15,600. $52 per person spent on coffee breaks by drug enforcement task force. february of 2008, the u.s. attorney's conference

joining us now from santa barbara, the sage of southern california, dennis miller. so melissa click miller, go. >> billy, first off the head gear is to mock jack hailey sr. the tiananmen from the wizard of oz. >> i get it. >> look at that woman. that woman has somehow made it into the halls of academy, that horrid thug. that is the face -- look atc that it's like carrot top with a goiter. that is the face of the empathetic left. and i'm telling you, i don't want to sound like professor in planet of the beware of the jack do gooder the rarest. the violent. no shame. this is harry truman's home state. must be turning over in his grave so quickly if you hooked cables up to it you could power an electric generator for god's sake. that's the woman who cares. you know, if any one of the 12 candidates from last night showed up on that campus outside of john kasich, they would be booed pictured, driven off the campus. she is with the faculty. that's how crazy things have gotten. >> like a ward churchill situation remember him from the university of colorado. >> sure. he and

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dennis miller plus one. ah ah. join me every thursday on the alex simon show and i'll be speaking to guess in the world, the politics sport business. i'm show business. i'll see you then me so what we've got to do is identify the threats that we have. it's crazy. even plantation, let it be an arms race is often very dramatic. development. only personally, i'm going to resist. i don't see how that strategy will be successful at the very critical time. time to sit down and talk the unexpected side of the pandemic kenya is experiencing an elephant baby boom. 200. why this? can you have so many cars? and how has the panoramic impacted people's lives? there's a wall is very big along in any fact he end up killing himself. ah, i don't believe nearly and then you go on via whoa. and i will make the little was i didn't know if they get i didn't say lucky to me. mean, you know, to, because of that of the, one of the been a thing that they didn't even notice whether they call to do it, but i know they come in. he just was in

dennis miller plus one. hey, welcome to dennis miller plus one. and we're happy to welcome ziggy marley to the show. 8 time grammy award winner emmy winner philanthropist a. obviously the, some of the great reg, a pioneer, bob marley, and he's also now an accomplished children's author. he's co author. i think it's a 2nd book. personal is about his dog romeo new book called little john crow. that is out now and available where you purchase your books, the estimable, ziggy marley. how are you, my friend? good, good to be with you. nice. i agree with you. i'm always wondering, i think you born and 68 and i was always wondering, i thought certainly couldn't have been bad or they couldn't have been given the names of birth, but i always, maybe bowie, who was such a sponge, dug the fact that your old man named jude ziggy. he started esther, is that the reverse? you are baptized or born something else. and then you took they gave because you dug both, which one was an app or, or the egg or the chicken? and egg because i met david bowie once in new york.

. >> bill: what does dennis miller think on the morning after? the d-man will let it all hang out tonight. >> we're soft in the head. >> bill: caution, u where to enter the no spin zone. the factor begins right now. ♪ ♪ >> bill: i'm bill o'reilly. thanks for watching us tonight. what the heck happened last night. that is the subject of this evening's boy do i have a story to till about the presidential vote. so perk up. here we go. i thought mitt romney was a good choice to run against president obama because of his economic experience. also the governor is a free market capitalist and offered a stark contrast to the president who wants the federal government to drive the economy. the campaign unfolded slowly as most persons did not know romney. and with all the high tech gizmos these days, it's difficult to get the attention of the folks. so i knew very early that the polling was insignificant and the debates would be the real test. as i said, these polls are interesting but they are not vital because of the debates, the three debates i thin

welcome to dennis miller plus one. happy to welcome bryan bomb gardner to the show course, best known as kevin malone on the critically acclaimed n b c comedy series. the office, which is it's the classic hi. lo, it's the tigris and euphrates of droll becomes completely an aide in the next breath. one of the funny shows of overseas brian has a new book called welcome to done to mifflin, the ultimate oral history of the office, reuniting the cast of the iconic show and sharing behind the scenes stories. it's currently available in bookstores and online. and this is our friend bryan baumgartner. hey bry happy holiday is brother. happy holidays. janice, how are you doing? i'm good man. and you know, as i see your backdrop here, i'm reminded that there, there is a whole different world of show business now. and some guys play it so well and are so in demand that you've got to install something in the home that echoes back to like the mo, time studio. so the need goods and that because you're killing the uncanny and so cong

dennis miller plus one a poke. welcome to dennis miller plus one. we're happy to welcome. i always like talking to comedians, because they know they know how to do it. sometimes you get actors that are a little halting, but comedians and actors like angela johnson. no, no what is required of the form? she started out as a professional cheerleader for the oakland raiders. now las vegas writers and soon transition to comedy. she's released for comedy specials and that's appreciable that thanks a lot of your material up, including the netflix, special not fancy angel is currently on tour on her. who do i think i am comedy chore. she's also releasing a book this year aptly named what i think i am. stories of cholo wishes and caviar dreams, as the great robin would say, it'll be released on march 15th angela johnson. how are angela? i am doing well. thank you. the touring, right, and i want to did a couple days. i couldn't quite call to tour, but it's a different creature. like getting on stage is the easiest part. it used to be something where he's like, i gotta get on stage f

a folks welcome to dennis miller plus one. happy to welcome actor adam rodriguez to the show. adam of course, best known for his role as eric delco and c. s i. miami. got to pick his brain about caruso to see what that was, but also start in criminal minds and $2.00, oh $16.00 til 2, o 2, o those procedurals are money in the bag for actors. man. what a good gig that is. he also start and very popular magic mike films alongside chatting tatum and how funny was because i had the 1st one got shorter and he is currently hosting the augmented reality series. finding magic mike, inspired by the films currently streaming on h. b o max. i saw a picture of he and his bride there, about the handsomest couple on the planet. adam rodriguez was shaken. brother, your world, man. i'm just done it for a little while. listen, brother, we'll, let's talk about the show right off the bat. yeah. because this is going to be a huge hit, i can imagine, i think that it's, it's funny you can come to this in various ways. you can come to it from a kitch

for the attorney general and for dennis miller. go. >> i heard you may be saying that holder should step down. billy, when you define the perimeter line at the bottom of the barrel as holder does, it's not that easy to step down. holder is in more over his head than a gay dwarf hitting on shack at this point. he is not going anywhere. i think he was a political favor. listen, i think it got ugly coming out of the south carolina primary between clinton and obama because they hinted the race card on clinton he hated that in a make good gesture since holder was the front man on othe mark rich pardon which looks really ugly. got to keep him on the reservation. got to keep him quiet. he goes to obama and says do me a favor and give holder a job. like that nephew getting hired in casino. doesn't know how to run the floor but can't get fired because his dad is on the licensing committee. he is not going to get whacked. he knows where too many bodies are buried. >> you love -- didn't you? >> he might fall on his own sword if they present h

hey folks, welcome back to dennis miller plus one. it's nice to know that these well, let me say it for me. sacred voices from my youth and kids use today have been entrusted into such sweet soul. and i can tell bowels, is that just from chat and i'm up for a segment here. we got the big film coming up, m j did this years ago. now labranz stuff put in, i hope he's good his m j because m j really, that was a, that was a groovy film. tell me about new space champ to my friend. well, like you said, i mean, i'm a child of the ninety's. i am 41. i will be turning 42 this year if, if you can't hear that, that's my bones cracking as every breath i take because that'll but i grew up in the jordan era of the n b a and i watch space jam. i can't tell you how many times in theaters, and that was also like the looney tunes resurgence. it was kind of like we were catching these characters in reruns. and even before the original space jim there were 2. michael jordan bugs bunny. they call them hair and air jordan commercials that were super bowl ad

>> and dennis miller will analyze santorum. gingrich and losing another bet to me. >> we're like ray and rose grier in the incredible two headed transplant. >> i should have known your kind stick together. >> caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone the factor begins right now. captions by closed captioning services >> bill: hi, i'm bill o'reilly. thanks for watching us tonight. more turbulence in the republic party talking points memo. congratulations minnesota, missouri and colorado last night. certainly a good showing for him and a poor showing for mitt romney. pretty much the same old story conservative voters do not seem to trust the governor. the party has to be very pleased because their philosophy is working perfectly. as the republic candidates are still on the merry go round and can't build any individual strength. the other thing we learned today is that most americans are not even following the presidential race very closely. according to a pew research somebody i have a 29% of americans say they are paying

. >> dennis miller! [ cheers and applause ] >> i think he's smooth when he's on prompter. there are people in dialysis less dependent on machinery than barak obama on a teleprompter. [ laughter ] >> brian: bill, he was worried about putting in new stuff for people who spent a lot of money. what do you think? >> very honest. how are you, long island? [ cheers and applause ] the home team. let's take this irs deal. now, it's good for my ratings. all right? that's good for me 'cause every night i can have charles krauthammer go, arrgh. you know. for me, it's good. >> brian: here is bill o'reilly. he's got five minutes left on his set. dennis miller is getting ready to come out. >> to answer your question, i do think that holder will resign. but it's not going to be linked into anything. he's just going to want to spend more time with the irs. [ laughter ] you thought i was going to say family. barbara and lynn brook, who will be the next family? no, no, no. i got more important things to do. >> write a book

dennis miller has been following the gaddafi situation closely. so, miller, gaddafi pretty much finished. what would you do to this guy if you got him? if you were the president and throw him out of libya where he has to go somewhere. they may kill him there. they may get him. say they don't. say he goes to saudi arabia. what happens then? >> i would hire gaddafi to play the stewart march -- margolian guy gets hebolla. he looks like that to me. i think that gaddafi and mumbarak should get hired by fox to be on their animation domination sunday night thing doing a cartoon since they are both such cartoon figures. and you could call it mum dick and gaddafi duck. and have the two of these morons come on every week and be the cartoon characters that they are. the gaddafi situation though, i think president obama is going to have a hard time with this. this guy is a terrorist. he is a killer. mumbarak is probably a killer but mumbarak, they are not going to chase him down. he has done too much for the united states. let him go wherever is he going. gad

walker and dennis miller both have things to say about the president. we're coming right back. ♪ [ male announcer ] this is our beach. ♪ this is our pool. ♪ our fireworks. ♪ and our slip and slide. you have your idea of summer fun, and we have ours. now during the summer event get an exceptionally engineered mercedes-benz for an exceptional price. but hurry, this offer ends july 31st. >> bill: impact segment. a new poll surveyed american women. right now 51% supporting barack obama and 39% mitt romney. 2008, 56% of american women voted for barack obama so he is down about five points. the house voted today to repeal obama care. no surprise. here now the author of the new best seller screwed, dick morris. why do american women like the president? >> first they like him less than they did in '08. >> bill: 5%. >> and if he the five points it is a tie election. that is important and he dropped by more among men. but the basic point here is that there has been two long-term skews in american politics. men being republican and women democrat but you m