. we have a new bachelorette. and eventually we will have a new president of the united states. but not for another 28 months or so. there were primaries in five states today. cnn dubbed today super tuesday 3. and we are now another tuesday closer to finally having a president who has his own line of vodka named after himself. [ laughter ] donald trump has claimed -- he's been claiming correctly, i think, that his candidacy is fueling more interest in voting. more people are signing up to vote. just like herpes fuels more interest in veltrex, for instance. [ cheers and applause ] but most of the focus tonight was on florida and ohio. and if there's one thing i know, it's that you can always trust florida to make the right decision. [ laughter ] hillary clinton beat bernie sanders in florida. and i'll say, that's tough for bernie because a 74-year-old jewish man can't win in florida -- [ laughter ] you know. i sometimes try to remember what these 24-hour news channels talked about when there wasn't an election going on. because they're covering every iota of it. and people are watching i